BETTER three word story (no flaming!)

[ArcPaladinZero]

posts. This thread

(2000 post! Whoot! I own this thread!)

[Bottle]

has now been-replied-to-2000-times!

(I got the 2000th reply though)

Edit:

Ok maybe not.....

[ArcPaladinZero]

Posting is extemely

(I have the most posts on this thread! :D)

[Bottle]

fun and easy

[ArcPaladinZero]

to do something

(Where it shows the post count for this thread, click the number, you'll see who posts in this thread and how many times.)

[Bottle]

(already found it, but thanks)

extremely pointless. Let's

[ArcPaladinZero]

run around in

[Bottle]

purple spotted pyjamas

[ArcPaladinZero]

which are on

[Bottle]

the television commercials

[ArcPaladinZero]

that cost trillions

[Bottle]

of small hairy

[Omega_Paladin]

SKOF like Ewoks.

[Ali]

where is skof?

[Bottle]

Don't know, but

[Omega_Paladin]

stay focused on

[Lord Achilles]

your slave work

[Bottle]

and post whoring.

[Omega_Paladin]

No problem there :D

[Bottle]

'cos we rule

*countdown: 9!*

[Omega_Paladin]

YOU ALL RUBBISH!

[Bottle]

No we're not!

[Ap0llo]

Candy Bar

[Lord Achilles]

Sorry to be off topic....BUT IT SAYS 3 YOU DUMB FUCK

[Ali]

^not three words

(lets keep this clean people, we wouldnt want this one to be closed also)

[Ap0llo]

Tom ate his...........

[Bottle]

1000th post! and

*Ok, I'm done for the night. Congrats Omega, I'll be back later.*

[Ali]

crapped it out

[green97sierra]

into his shoe.

[Omega_Paladin]

So he had

[Bottle]

to throw it

[Office_Shredder]

into an incinerator.

[SilverEcho]

But then it

[Office_Shredder]

became inflammable, which

[ck1]

really sucks but

[Office_Shredder]

flaming shoes full

[ck1]

of 500-megaton hydrogen

[Office_Shredder]

molecules. Scientists wonder

[ck1]

what will happen

[ck1]

to George Bush's(Jr.)

[Office_Shredder]

(you can't post twice in a row)
presidential campaign after

[green97sierra]

the crap-filled shoe

[Ap0llo]

that had lots

[Office_Shredder]

of holes in

[green97sierra]

the shoe laces

[Office_Shredder]

so Bush cried

[ArcPaladinZero]

and took a

[Omega_Paladin]

dive off platform

[Office_Shredder]

number three. Then

[Omega_Paladin]

dancing killer keys

[Office_Shredder]

out-danced the banana:p

[Ali]

because the banana

[Office_Shredder]

is on LSD

[Omega_Paladin]

because it spent

[insignifiGant]

all its money

[Office_Shredder]

buying advil. Since

[insignifiGant]

he didn't care

[Office_Shredder]

what anyone thought

[ArcPaladinZero]

about the singing

[Omega_Paladin]

BADGERS OF DOOM!!!!!!!!!!

[Office_Shredder]

The badgers ate

[Omega_Paladin]

flying tacos of

[Office_Shredder]

death, killing all

[ArcPaladinZero]

the singing cows.

[Omega_Paladin]

Then the Grim

[ArcPaladinZero]

Reaper decided that

[Office_Shredder]

a vacation was

[Omega_Paladin]

needed because of

[ArcPaladinZero]

unlimited doom and

[Office_Shredder]

(he) went to Cuba

[ArcPaladinZero]

to get a

[Omega_Paladin]

boat full of

[Office_Shredder]

Lay's potato chips

[XXX_KAIN]

dipped in hot

[Office_Shredder]

apple sauce. The

[XXX_KAIN]

OTHER white meat

[Omega_Paladin]

onion rings killed

[Office_Shredder]

200 people last

[XXX_KAIN]

boxing day, while

[Office_Shredder]

people boxed for

[Bottle]

fun on Omega's

[ck1]

mom. Then Omega

[Office_Shredder]

said "No flaming!"

[Bottle]

And shot ck1.

[ck1]

(lol sry guys would have said 3 words but i am dead)

[Office_Shredder]

ck1 died, and

[Bottle]

there (was) much rejoicing. *Voices in background* *yeeeeh*

[Office_Shredder]

Ck1 was resurrected

[Bottle]

and realised he

[Kos-Mos]

is a noob

[Omega_Paladin]

and started running

[Kos-Mos]

to his mommy

[Omega_Paladin]

from a large

[ck1]

badger with a

[ck1]

(hehe)

[Omega_Paladin]

warrent to strip search

[ck1]

(thats 4 words^^^^hehe)

but the badger

[Omega_Paladin]

caught him and
(You double post and flame, what does a single 4 word post do?

[ck1]

beat him with
( it was all in good fun)

[Omega_Paladin]

large flaming sticks.
(So was my 4 word post :D.)

[ck1]

He didn't die!!!!

( ok were even Omega )

[ArcPaladinZero]

Furry hairless rats

[Bottle]

are furry and

[ArcPaladinZero]

shouldn't be called

[ck1]

hairless because thats

[ArcPaladinZero]

crazy! Ice is

[ck1]

actually not that

[Kos-Mos]

a stinky cheeseburger

[Bottle]

doesn't make sense,

[ArcPaladinZero]

however, this does

[ck1]

( sry nm didnt see ur posts)

[Bottle]

because APZ isn't

*ignore ck1 please*

[Kos-Mos]

ARGH I HATE WHEN PPL POST AT THE SAME TIME AS ME!

edit: i sat for 2 min thinkin what to put and then posted then CK DID BEFORE MEH!

edit #2 ck no prob

[ArcPaladinZero]

lame like some

[ck1]

(thats a few more than 3 words^_^ jk)

[ck1]

spamming n00b who
(oops double post)

[Kos-Mos]

(yay im in a wierd spot now)

[ck1]

dosen't know he's

[Littlemelf]

cant really play.

[Littlemelf]

oops lol

[Kos-Mos]

obssesive with TAO

[Littlemelf]

Originally posted by ck1
dosen't know he's





a part of

[Littlemelf]

AGGH NO MORE POSTING SAME TIME!

[Kos-Mos]

quoted my melf
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Originally posted by ck1
dosen't know he's
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apart of

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grrr

edit: LOL this suXXors

[ArcPaladinZero]

Edited... (I must continue to tell myself that it will pass after the weekend...)

[Bottle]

Ok stop. This isn't making sense.

because APZ isn't lame like some spamming n00b who can't really play.

*continues*

So, while we

Edit:

Sorry APZ, can we ignore that last post of yours?

[Littlemelf]

grr inly 1 word ;)

[Littlemelf]

Originally posted by Bottle
Ok stop. This isn't making sense.

because APZ isn't lame like some spamming n00b who can't really play.

*continues*

So, while we




play this game

[Kos-Mos]

we think about

[Bottle]

*please ignore this*

[Littlemelf]

how much fun

[Kos-Mos]

EDIT:this game isnt

[ArcPaladinZero]

because of n00bs.

(I'm getting mad now)

[Littlemelf]

OK START OVER JUST GETTING MESSED UP!!!!!!!!





While we....



(continue)

[Bottle]

Theres a simple solution; stop posting every 30 seconds on this thread. And use the edit button if you mess up. If the poster above has been jumped, DON'T post a reply until he has edited it.

(While we) are all acting

[ArcPaladinZero]

like n00bs or

[Littlemelf]

like some people

[Littlemelf]

who are very


(ignore double post just go wit it)

[ArcPaladinZero]

annoying kids. This

[Kos-Mos]

monkey has no

*post 100 woot woot woot*

[ArcPaladinZero]

wings so it

[Bottle]

can't fly. Duh.

[ArcPaladinZero]

The flying cows

[Kos-Mos]

squirted milk below(at)

[ArcPaladinZero]

the giant chickens

[Bottle]

that then proceeded

[Kos-Mos]

to eat bottled

[ArcPaladinZero]

elephants that are

[Kos-Mos]

not real but

[ArcPaladinZero]

fake elephants made (of)

[Kos-Mos]

non fat monkeys.

[Bottle]

Monkeys that are

[ArcPaladinZero]

so freakishly fat (that they)

(Tried to help make the post below me make more sense...)

[Kos-Mos]

make bad bottled

[ArcPaladinZero]

water. Dry water

[Bottle]

is comparatively pointless

[Kos-Mos]

and clearly disturbing

*BTW do u think a one word story thread would be ne good

Not that im gonna start 1*

[Littlemelf]

edit: IGNORE!

[Littlemelf]

due to its

[Kos-Mos]

dont u just love when we post at same timez?

[ArcPaladinZero]

Because of the

(Please Little... stop posting here... it's really just... sad)

[Kos-Mos]

lightsabre wielding monkey

[ArcPaladinZero]

whom is very

[Bottle]

powerful, Darth Vader

[Kos-Mos]

ate luke skywalker

[ArcPaladinZero]

and some ewoks

[Bottle]

, which annoyed SKOF.

*Kos-mos you do realise all you are doing is giving him a chance to whore? I'll never catch him up if you do this all day.....*

[ArcPaladinZero]

A nice warm

[Kos-Mos]

* okey dokey no more posts here for me *



* OR IS IT DUN DUN DUN*

[Bottle]

pair of mittens

[ArcPaladinZero]

are great for

[Bottle]

eating when you

[ArcPaladinZero]

are swimming in

[Bottle]

a small pond

[ArcPaladinZero]

of fire that

[Kos-Mos]

eats monkey breath

[ArcPaladinZero]

and lots of

[Bottle]

burnt toast. It's

[ArcPaladinZero]

my birthday fools!

[Bottle]

So let's PARTY!!!!!!

[XXX_KAIN]

like its ur birfday

(50cent):D

[ArcPaladinZero]

because it is!

(Lol, it really is my birthday, ha!)

[Kos-Mos]

bak to 3 words shall we?

[XXX_KAIN]

ArcPaladinZero has a

[Kos-Mos]

blood sucking monkey

[Lord Achilles]

in his bladder

[XXX_KAIN]

of over digested

[Kos-Mos]

leftover green MEATLOAF!

[XXX_KAIN]

"ew", said the

[Kos-Mos]

butt ugly wombat

[Bottle]

that regularly spammed

[XXX_KAIN]

the TAO forums

[Bottle]

with meaningless rubbish.

[Lord Achilles]

for sexual pleasure

[Bottle]

, we told Lord

*observe the full stop Lord Ach*

[XXX_KAIN]

wurtil that the

[Bottle]

Dancing Banana was

[XXX_KAIN]

taking over the

[Kos-Mos]

empire state building

[Bottle]

so he would

[ArcPaladinZero]

be king of

[Kos-Mos]

the small country (of)

[Bottle]

Tacticiania. Thus destroying

[Kos-Mos]

the mad muppets

[Bottle]

and the local

[ArcPaladinZero]

population of ewoks.

[Bottle]

Which annoyed SKOF. (Again.)

[ArcPaladinZero]

Skof is hiding

[Bottle]

amongst his ewok

[Kos-Mos]

wife and children

[Bottle]

which he then

[Kos-Mos]

ran into (a) n00b

[ArcPaladinZero]

whom was named

[Bottle]

*hmm which one?*

ArcPaladinZero. Ha ha.

[Kos-Mos]

he then pummeled

[Bottle]

Bottle for calling

[Kos-Mos]

his momma fat

[ArcPaladinZero]

(and) me a n00b!

(I've been here longer than you kid! lol)

[Bottle]

Sorry, it was

[ArcPaladinZero]

gonna happen. Anyways,

[Bottle]

it's still APZ's

[ArcPaladinZero]

hair that is

[Bottle]

on fire! So

[ArcPaladinZero]

I must scream!!!

*AHHHH!*

[Bottle]

And put (it) out.

[Kos-Mos]

with gasoline stuff

[Serge]

with ma urine.

EDIT: Dod gamn you Kos-Mos you got there first.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Moving right along

(Lol, yes I would use gasoline to put my burning hair out.)

[Bottle]

we all like

*wait for it.....*

[ArcPaladinZero]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOTS!!!!

[Bottle]

How did (I) know.

[Serge]

he chose urine,

('cause he's a genius)

[ArcPaladinZero]

because it's fun!

[Bottle]

And quite smelly.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Getting 500 posts

[Bottle]

on this thread

[ArcPaladinZero]

is first going

(I'm going to get that on just this one thread ;) )

[Bottle]

to be got

[ArcPaladinZero]

by me. Duh!!

[Bottle]

Anyway, I think

[Jonathan8]

Jon thinks chocolate...

[Kos-Mos]

birds dont fly

[ArcPaladinZero]

when it is

[Kos-Mos]

pink outside. He

[Bottle]

realises that I

[ArcPaladinZero]

am flying above

[Kos-Mos]

the fluffy clouds

[Bottle]

with guns in

[ArcPaladinZero]

Bottle's magical talking
(Stick with the story please...)

[Littlemelf]

IGNORE