BETTER three word story (no flaming!)

[Cortez]

the sea rumble

[HeadHunter343]

around my house

[Cortez]

.

head hunter dont change what you say...start from buster. *shakes head*

[Buster]

Rats that really

[~LUCK~]

isn't what i

[Cortez]

thought was going

[HeadHunter343]

are not rats


I had to change it cuz it didn't make since with what you said.

[Cortez]

well i thought you started a new sentence

[Guilded Dragon]

.I was skydiving

[Cortez]

and this big

[~LUCK~]

BIG thing just

[Cortez]

flew by with

[sooner4life]

loads of stickers

[golden man]

and candy canes :)

[sooner4life]

for emo camels.

[Mitosis]

Now that they

[Buster]

look for a

[Turret]

clerk who has

[Guilded Dragon]

lots of stickers.

[Mitosis]

They now have

[Phate]

over $50,000 from

[mantis33]

robbing that bank.

[†twilight_drag†]

Which was a

[Buster]

acc. of Phates

[Guilded Dragon]

.I once had

[Buster]

.I once had

you should of said " because he is" then I would say "hes frirking rich" but nvm....nvm

A big fat

[golden man]

pig just came

[Buster]

in to my

[sooner4life]

pants. Aprons are

[Guilded Dragon]

so much like

[Shadow-Wolf]

hot cozy muffins

[~LUCK~]

only if there

[Guilded Dragon]

were more of

[Mitosis]

raisins to put

[Cortez]

on the muffins.

[Luminous]

Once, far, far

[Buster]

away was a

[Guilded Dragon]

giant melon it

[Buster]

was the biggest

[~LUCK~]

thing i had

[Guilded Dragon]

so when i

[Mitosis]

had it in

[~LUCK~]

the place it

[Mitosis]

was originally in

[Guilded Dragon]

i was so

[Turret]

mad that it

[Guilded Dragon]

made me punch

[Buster]

this old lady

[Mitosis]

who said that

[Buster]

she was really

[Mitosis]

mad that people

[Guilded Dragon]

always liked to

[Mitosis]

punch old ladies

[Luminous]

, so she knocked

[Buster]

up her knockers

[Xenon]

and knocked me

[Mitosis]

down to the

[Buster]

bottom of the

[Mitosis]

lake while I

[Buster]

there I found

[Mitosis]

a shiny pearl

[Buster]

that was the

[The Cheat]

biggest piece of

[Buster]

(Man I dont swear that aint fair)

A egg I

[Guilded Dragon]

once had to

[Lex]

boil for a

[Buster]

door to the

[Turret]

side of eggs

[Buster]

that then broke.

[Turret]

So then I

[Mitosis]

took the pieces

[Doctor_Evil]

and ate them...

[Mitosis]

and he choked

[Cosmo88]

. A mitten once

[Xenon]

got destroyed due

[Cosmo88]

to Xenon not

[Xenon]

pwning enough people.

[sooner4life]

You found a

[Cosmo88]

screw in your

[sooner4life]

soup. OMFG |\|00B

[Cosmo88]

H@x0rz Liek 2

[The Cheat]

. Leet is stupid.

[Xenon]

Like The Cheat.

:p:p:p:p:p

[Cosmo88]

Xenon's 5th userbar...

[The Cheat]

says that porn

[sooner4life]

is a user.

[Mitosis]

So then I

[Cosmo88]

fell hard. One

[8ball]

Morning i woke

[Woodland]

with a morning

[Mitosis]

face that had

[golden man]

a zit which

[Mitosis]

would not pop

[Xenon]

, therefore I had

[Guilded Dragon]

to shoot it

[Mitosis]

so that the

[Cosmo88]

kids in school

[Mitosis]

would be scared

[Xenon]

of me and

[Mitosis]

would run away.

[Flipper5]

him in bed

:bigsmile:

[Mitosis]

so that people

[Xenon]

can hate noobs!

[Mitosis]

For it is

[The Cheat]

the day we

[Buster]

hate noobs. One

[Cosmo88]

Edit: ignore this post.

[The Cheat]

little duck ate

[Mitosis]

a bunch of

[The Cheat]

people so he

[Buster]

could one day

[Mitosis]

get in their

[Buster]

left sock and

[The Cheat]

took a crap.

[Mitosis]

Then it will

[Buster]

the day after

[8ball]

Stink like poop.

[Mitosis]

I had to

[Xenon]

go and have

[Mitosis]

a toxic inspection

[*ace*]

die in a(n)....

[Mitosis]

explosion of smells

[Guilded Dragon]

so that you

[Hellblazer]

forever! The world

[Guilded Dragon]

is a giant

[Cosmo88]

then bite colors.

[Buster]

One day I

[golden man]

fell down the

[Buster]

left fat man

[Mitosis]

who had stood

[Xenon]

in a puddle

[Mitosis]

that has some

[The Cheat]

cheese and blue

[Guilded Dragon]

dressing so it

[The Cheat]

blow up the

[Mitosis]

organisms that live

[Buster]

in the left

[Mitosis]

side of the

[Swordz]

mountain. They infact

[Mitosis]

have not been

[VaDeR]

alive for years.

[Mitosis]

Now that this

[VaDeR]

is almost done

[Guilded Dragon]

we must all

[VaDeR]

go play tao

[Mitosis]

to gain stats

[Omega_Paladin]

and drink heavily.

[golden man]

When santa comes

[The Cheat]

he will dance

[Guilded Dragon]

so much until

[3IVA]

he falls into

[Cortez]

the christmas tree.

[3IVA]

Hi Cortez. Once,

[007 GOD]

SI was a

[deathbydarkness]

very mean person

[*ace*]

his name is

EDIT: and SI is a clan lol not a person:p

[Guilded Dragon]

rudolph the red

[3IVA]

assed cocker spaniel. :)

Edit: deathbydarkness, you callin' SI mean, foo?

[TTitan44]

who once did

[x-useme]

a very naughty

[3IVA]

SI member :). Once,

[*ace*]

apon a time :)

[deathbydarkness]

a woman shook

[The Cheat]

a cat and

[~LUCK~]

the cat was

[Turret]

very rebellious to

[Mitosis]

the owner who

[The Cheat]

made a pie

[deathbydarkness]

and then threw

[The Cheat]

the pie for

[deathbydarkness]

the intent to

[Sensai]

Kill the Cat.

[deathbydarkness]

Once upon a

[The Cheat]

cow we find

[Sensai]

a disturbed animal

[Hellblazer]

tried to kill

[The Cheat]

who ate some

[Sensai]

tea abd biscuits

[deathbydarkness]

then jumped to

[Sensai]

avoid an incoming

[deathbydarkness]

meteor that was

[Sensai]

suprisingly small and

[*ace*]

hairy little animal

[Sensai]

with BIG feet

[deathbydarkness]

that just missed

[3IVA]

his train flight.

[foxracer]

after the rain

[deathbydarkness]

the people were

[Cortez]

very wet and

[Spit_101]

needed grammar lessons.

[deathbydarkness]

because they didnt

[Mitosis]

know that they

[Spit_101]

are 2-year olds.

[Cortez]

In a dark

[*ace*]

(thats 4 words :p) Even though the

EDIT: they touch eachother

you took my post lol

[Mitosis]

people who post

[golden man]

4 or more

[Mitosis]

times in a

[Merdoc.]

Row suck Hcore.

[Mitosis]

A true fact

[deathbydarkness]

is that these

[Mitosis]

people who post

[-Dape-]

too many times

[deathbydarkness]

need to because

[-Dape-]

there a post

[deathbydarkness]

to short of

[ThatGuy]

a pizza that's

[golden man]

really dumb who

[ThatGuy]

blew up the

[deathbydarkness]

only real natural

[The Cheat]

person we know

[deathbydarkness]

that can change

[The Cheat]

the world is

[Mitosis]

a name unknown

[golden man]

because he doesn't

[Mitosis]

like to say

[deathbydarkness]

wants to get

[The Cheat]

his freak on

[deathbydarkness]

because he wants

[Matt 34.5]

to wish pinkie...

[Mitosis]

a happy birthday

[deathbydarkness]

and a great

[Mitosis]

Happy New Years

[golden man]

while drinking beer :cool:

[*ace*]

and having tones

[deathbydarkness]

of little tiny

[golden man]

monkeys to amuse

[Mitosis]

him to the

[†twilight_drag†]

new course record

[Mitosis]

that was hard

[deathbydarkness]

because it had

[Mitosis]

a high score

[deathbydarkness]

when he decided

[halolover5.]

to go get

[deathbydarkness]

from the bad

[The Cheat]

evil bunny a

[deathbydarkness]

this ones goin nowhere ill start a new one......

Once upon a

[The Cheat]

time the sun

[deathbydarkness]

was so hot

[The Cheat]

it could fry

[ThatGuy]

an egg on

[.Vash.]

a hot and

[ThatGuy]

cold spring day.

[Xenon]

I bust caps

[deathbydarkness]

because i have

[*ace*]

to many lose

[Guilded Dragon]

so when i

[camolots_guardi]

gripped and held

[deathbydarkness]

my own little

[camolots_guardi]

...spoon so i