BETTER three word story (no flaming!)

[deathbydarkness]

ended up hitting

[camolots_guardi]

my grandma right

[Buster]

in the left

[camolots_guardi]

part of her

[-Dape-]

Jaw she hit

[8ball]

Me bak in

[deathbydarkness]

a giant pile

[Buster]

that was so

[goon]

meaty and delicious

[*ace*]

i just had

[Buster]

me a big

[camolots_guardi]

cookie, made out

[Xenon]

of dough, duh!

[goon]

of love. Today

[Xenon]

I went to

(Post faster)

[Buster]

the store and

[Xenon]

bought a big

[Minish]

bag of food

[Xenon]

which consisted of

Edit: Minish, check your rep.

[camolots_guardi]

carrots, beans and

[Buster]

Moon pears are

[camolots_guardi]

very very very

[Buster]

*you couldnt think of anything*

Bad if you

[camolots_guardi]

are very very

[Buster]

*you did it agian*

very old and

[Xenon]

need throwing away.

[camolots_guardi]

Whales are mammals.

[Buster]

Pointless Fakes are

*not part of story*
Some with free time copy the story down so far

[The Cheat]

stupid. Next week

[deathbydarkness]

we are going

[Mitosis]

to see a

[deathbydarkness]

show called the

[Mitosis]

amazing spiderman wannabe

[deathbydarkness]

who happens to

[Mitosis]

not be human

[deathbydarkness]

human. Once there

[Mitosis]

was something that

[camolots_guardi]

to watch the

[deathbydarkness]

drive in movie.

[Mitosis]

Now he is

[deathbydarkness]

the only person

[Guilded Dragon]

that will try

[deathbydarkness]

something new because

[Mitosis]

he is risky

[deathbydarkness]

. Once upon a

[Mitosis]

time there were

[deathbydarkness]

3 little pigs

[camolots_guardi]

a fat one,

[deathbydarkness]

a fatter one,

[camolots_guardi]

and a red one.

[deathbydarkness]

These little pigs

[Mitosis]

got eaten by

[camolots_guardi]

A Manic Baboon

[deathbydarkness]

because the baboon

[Mitosis]

had a problem

[camolots_guardi]

called acsesive compulsive

[Mitosis]

which made them

[deathbydarkness]

very very hostile.

[The Cheat]

Stan Lee is

[deathbydarkness]

having an affair

[Mitosis]

is one of

[deathbydarkness]

the most amazing

[ThatGuy]

guys that ever

[deathbydarkness]

walked the face

[Xenon]

of the earth.

(Spelling is walked, just so you know DBD)

[deathbydarkness]

Once upon a

[The Cheat]

midnight dreary, while

[Xenon]

smoking a joint

[The Cheat]

the raven came

[Xenon]

and shat on

[The Cheat]

Dirka Dirka's face

[Xenon]

and made him

[The Cheat]

eat a pile

[Minish]

wet doo doo

[Mitosis]

that didn't taste

[Buster]

like it should.

[Xenon]

I think we

[Buster]

all need to

[Xenon]

get drunk some

[Mitosis]

more since it's

[Buster]

two days after

[Xenon]

new years eve.

[Doctor_Evil]

An old man

[Mitosis]

once said that

[Buster]

if you must

[Mitosis]

drink...don't drive

[Buster]

unless you have

[Mitosis]

another person to

[ko71991]

bend down, and

[Buster]

show you the

[Mitosis]

way they want

[ko71991]

to drink? .... Word.

[Mitosis]

ko71991 really meant

[Buster]

they want to

[Mitosis]

do something enjoyable

[ko71991]

like taking a

[deathbydarkness]

apple out of

[Mitosis]

a hole in

[Buster]

the left lung.( not part of story but "do something enjoyable like taking a apple out of a hole in the left lung" seems fun.)

[Mitosis]

Because of this

[ko71991]

people ran and

[Mitosis]

hid from the

[deathbydarkness]

big scary monster

[Mitosis]

that is under

[Mitosis]

(oops, computer error)

[Turret]

I don't like

[deathbydarkness]

it when people

[The Cheat]

do the stupid

[Sensai]

three word story.

[The Cheat]

The Stars are

[Sensai]

moving towards us

[The Cheat]

at a very

[deathbydarkness]

fast rate causing

[The Cheat]

all the people

[Sensai]

to carry on

[Mitosis]

with abnormal lives

[Sensai]

whilst panicing maniacly

[Mitosis]

hitting other people

[Sensai]

with 10 foot-barge-poles

[golden man]

on the head

[Mitosis]

knocking them out

[Sensai]

quite unintentionally. In

[Mitosis]

time they will

[Sensai]

get hit again

[Mitosis]

and be more

[Sensai]

unconsiously unaware of

[Mitosis]

their surroundings and

[deathbydarkness]

be unable to

[Sensai]

fend for themselves.

[Guilded Dragon]

When i was

[Sensai]

A little whipper-snapper.

[deathbydarkness]

i decided to

[The Cheat]

kill the mayor

[golden man]

for the power

[~GooseR~]

And kill his

[Xenon]

brothers and sisters.

[The Cheat]

The King Snake

[Buster]

of the town

[rantzu1]

wanted to eat

[Buster]

you and your

[rantzu1]

ugly,smelly underware

[Cosmo88]

. rantzu1 ate cheese.

[rantzu1]

Then he started

[Cosmo88]

to eat cheese.

[rantzu1]

Rantzu1 had become

[Cosmo88]

the omega cheeseface.

[rantzu1]

Cosmo88 wanted to

[Buster]

eat cheese but

[rantzu1]

rantzu1 had eaten

[Buster]

all of the

[The Cheat]

pasta that we

[Buster]

OMG the move the thread????? ( not in the story)

all loved. Some

[~GooseR~]

liked it really

[Mitosis]

much that this

[The Cheat]

became a problem

[Buster]

why did that ( Im doing three turns turns ) move all the good threads here (lol that was just a joke post even though they did)

they are using

[rantzu1]

garlic to kill

[Hellblazer]

all t3h n00bs.

[The Cheat]

One day the

[deathbydarkness]

newbs decided to

[Xenon]

just pack up

[golden man]

and leave forever

[Xenon]

which would be

[The Cheat]

good for all

[deathbydarkness]

people who live

[The Cheat]

on the island

[Xenon]

of death, we

[Buster]

all may just

[The Cheat]

eat monkey death

[Xenon]

to the bone,

[The Cheat]

but just then

[Xenon]

smack The Cheat! :eek:

[The Cheat]

I"m really bored

[Xenon]

I must go.

[deathbydarkness]

Once upon a

[Buster]

time we all

[Xenon]

sat around a

[The Cheat]

fire and did

[Xenon]

a fat joint!

[The Cheat]

Soon on t.v

[Buster]

we will see

[The Cheat]

the guy who

[Buster]

is not so

[Doctor_Evil]

bright up stairs

[Buster]

but is smarter

[Doctor_Evil]

than a hippopotomus

[The Cheat]

but not as

[Buster]

smart as Cheat.

[The Cheat]

I am great.

[Buster]

I am Better.

[Xenon]

Me > j00!

[Buster]

Buster > you.

[sicksinz]

...And hates iPods...

[Buster]

One day I

[Xenon]

had a night-time

[Buster]

that will Haunt

[Xenon]

all little children.

[sicksinz]

forever and ever.

[Memo Book]

until the little

[sicksinz]

Little fart heads

(what?)

[x-useme]

decided to start

[ThinkTank]

a big fire

[Buster]

of fart and

[Hoolwath]

Killer Seizure Robot.

[Buster]

I just lived

[stats1]

in a house

[I BEAT MATHEWS]

With very big

[Guilded Dragon]

nukes so i

[Relative Pantz]

Kill them all.

[The Cheat]

Once there were

[ThatGuy]

a bunch of

[x-useme]

little yellow dwarves

[Mitosis]

who danced around

[Guilded Dragon]

Mushroom girl.

[Mitosis]

It's three words (and this counts since it is three words :D)

[The Cheat]

and no one

[golden man]

better screw this

[Xenon]

story up or

[The Cheat]

chuck norris will

[Xenon]

and murder j00!

[~GooseR~]

because his mom

[KBHoleN1]

closed this thread ...

[†Crusader†]

and went to

[Xenon]

The barbers shop.

[†Crusader†]

to get her

[~GooseR~]

big yellow dildo

[Xenon]

used to satisfy

(Stop the crudeness there).

[~GooseR~]

her man's mom's

[Morning Star]

who is seventy

[dark cobra]

and is back

[TheSilverRider]

to destroy the

[golden man]

human race because

[dark cobra]

of their high

[TheSilverRider]

tempers and their

[ThinkTank]

evil panze parents.

[TheSilverRider]

Once upon a

[Buster]

war there was

[TheSilverRider]

2 sides that

[ThinkTank]

Looked like arse.

[TheSilverRider]

Once upon a

[*ace*]

there lived 3

[I BEAT MATHEWS]

Crazy pink monkies

[Guilded Dragon]

that always thought

[*ace*]

with long black

[The Cheat]

hair and white

[TheSilverRider]

noses because they

[ThinkTank]

where stupid enough

[Mitosis]

to run around

[TheSilverRider]

paint them white.

[Xenon]

TheSilverRider is a