BETTER three word story (no flaming!)

[Guilded Dragon]

dog when he

[Xenon]

pees up trees.

[~GooseR~]

while lifting legs

[*ace*]

,what a loser.

[golden man]

Yes he is

[*ace*]

a ugly peice

[TheSilverRider]

of big and

[*ace*]

ugly peice of big? that makes no since... new sentince.

TheSilverRider is a,

[golden man]

bit wierd cause

[Mitosis]

to get negged

[†Crusader†]

and was then

[I BEAT MATHEWS]

running across the

[Doctor_Evil]

sky with shoes

[Buster]

that had 1000000000000

[I BEAT MATHEWS]

Laces. So he

[Mitosis]

then decided to

[†Crusader†]

smell a smelly

[Buster]

thingy that looked

[Mitosis]

like someone he

[Buster]

had meet before

[I BEAT MATHEWS]

last night. So

[The Cheat]

he did a

[golden man]

funny dance but

[ThinkTank]

fell over a

[I BEAT MATHEWS]

Very soft chair.

[ThatGuy]

Once there were

[ThinkTank]

3 ugly men

[I BEAT MATHEWS]

That crossed the

[ThatGuy]

line between life

[I BEAT MATHEWS]

and food, the

[The Cheat]

beavers that will

[I BEAT MATHEWS]

eat the line.

[*ace*]

I once became

[Mitosis]

a girly nooblet

[~GooseR~]

that god raped

[Mitosis]

when she left

[lthlinjction]

the hardware store.

[King 6]

So now she

(Wow this thing is still here, NICE!)

[lthlinjction]

gave up on

[King 6]

trying to do

[Xenon]

the simple things

[8ball]

in life meanwhile

[lthlinjction]

she ate a

[*ace*]

apple that looked

[~GooseR~]

like a peanut.

[lthlinjction]

Then she found

[dark cobra]

a big golden

[golden man]

chicken nugget which

[*ace*]

ate golden man.

[I BEAT MATHEWS]

(New sentence)

Once in a

[†Crusader†]

bathroom this guy

[*ace*]

touched my long (whoever has to finish this is going to eather get made fun or, get repped by me, or get banned :p)

[†Crusader†]

arm that was

[The Cheat]

going to fall

[meh]

going to fall
of into the

[lthlinjction]

abyss that was

[meh]

abyss that was
in the toilet.

[Xenon]

So, this guy

[Guilded Dragon]

when to go

[~GooseR~]

to the goose

[Xenon]

for a pack

[†Crusader†]

of wolves, to.......

[The Cheat]

make a nice

[~GooseR~]

friend. The Goose

[The Cheat]

soon died. We

[*ace*]

all thought that

[The Cheat]

That One Guy

[~GooseR~]

had a big

[The Cheat]

thick and hard

[Bryanden]

wooden club for

[First Post]
(This whole thread should be summarized. LOL)

[Xenon]

beating up terrorists.

[I BEAT MATHEWS]

This will end

[*ace*]

in the year

[I BEAT MATHEWS]

of the sheep,

[*ace*]

(mathews is short form for I beat mathews) I hate Mathews.

[I BEAT MATHEWS]

because I killed

[*ace*]

him in a game, sorry i needed 4 words lol

[Xenon]

Cos you PWNZ0R!!!

(looks like 10 to me :p)

[*ace*]

lol uhh new sentence. One upon a

[I BEAT MATHEWS]

magical fairy land,

[Xenon]

I sucked on

[Buster]

admin but just

[*ace*]

I sucked on admin? WTF?

didn't get the

[~GooseR~]

the big glue

[*ace*]

stick so I

[Buster]

wait you aint sucked on amdin???? you have to try it.....

lost my money

[*ace*]

and tried to

[~GooseR~]

gamble in Las

[*ace*]

I lost it,

I g2g peace guys!

[TheSilverRider]

Once upon a

[*ace*]

time, there lived

[The Cheat]

a fat rock

[I BEAT MATHEWS]

that was very

[The Cheat]

stupid and lazy

[TheSilverRider]

because it just

[ThinkTank]

sat there looking

[TheSilverRider]

at the stars.

[The Cheat]

Let's all get

[TheSilverRider]

on the ground

[Slim_Thug]

because there is

[*ace*]

a thing called

[TheSilverRider]

a meteor thats

[The Cheat]

will punch a

[DigitalArchAnge]

through the atmosphere

[The Cheat]

and melt all

[DigitalArchAnge]

polar ice caps

[The Cheat]

but that would

[I BEAT MATHEWS]

not be very

[DigitalArchAnge]

good because we

[The Cheat]

are going to

[I BEAT MATHEWS]

all die if

[DigitalArchAnge]

die now and

[The Cheat]

then the pig

[TheSilverRider]

sat on a

[The Cheat]

piece of jelly

[ThinkTank]

and then blew

[The Cheat]

up the entire

[~GooseR~]

parisian prostitute institution

[DigitalArchAnge]

so that nobody

[~GooseR~]

gets AIDS from

[8ball]

There rearly sexy

[*ace*]

and are also

[ThinkTank]

and are also
(made no sense stick to the idea)

Very ugly fat

[~GooseR~]

but they know

[ThinkTank]

whats going on? :p

[~GooseR~]

They repped goose

[Criminal!]

Cos he's a

[~GooseR~]

cool guy. I'm

[ThinkTank]

an idiot who

[TheSilverRider]

doesnt like to

[Sofyene]

endure the hardships

[*ace*]

of my mom.

[TheSilverRider]

Once upon a

[I BEAT MATHEWS]

magical fairy land

[TheSilverRider]

3 little people

[ThinkTank]

looked like mushrooms

[TheSilverRider]

because they liked

[Vision]

to dance with

[TheSilverRider]

monkeys. Once upon

[ThinkTank]

freaking damn time

[TheSilverRider]

a little girl

[Buster]

that wasnt really

[ThinkTank]

smart as she

[~GooseR~]

Goose in the

[Buster]

(she Goose?)

city or on

[~GooseR~]

the asylum's roof.

[Buster]

of you mommy's

(Can i become a She Goose)

[Vision]

wrath that will

[Cortez]

crush every one!

[~GooseR~]

within his goosey

[†Crusader†]

ways of the

[FlipoutZX]

darkside of the

[~GooseR~]

force. His goosiness

[†Crusader†]

Dark Lord Pants,

[~GooseR~]

had sixty wives

[Cortez]

all with hairy

[~GooseR~]

armpits unshaved because

[†Crusader†]

Lord Pants didn't

[Cortez]

like the smooth

[†Crusader†]

skin on their

[Cortez]

bodies and armpits.

[†Crusader†]

So a Goose,

[FlipoutZX]

took the liberty

[~GooseR~]

(his name was ~GooseR~) of slaughtering the

[FlipoutZX]

his mamma's daddy's

[~GooseR~]

wives that had

[†Crusader†]

ipod to get

[FlipoutZX]

ten million children

[Buster]

Taking 3 turns

would have to

ask the Ipod

Killer buster if

[Cortez]

he could kill

[~GooseR~]

Lord goosey Pant's

[Slim_Thug]

got beaten by

[*ace*]

a big shark.

[Vision]

Now that he

[ThinkTank]

blew crazy arse

[Buster]

from the left

[The Cheat]

of the pig

[Buster]

that Buster The

[The Cheat]

fool once humped.

[~GooseR~]

Then his loyal

[Buster]

fool once humped.

What did I hump?

bud, Goosy the

[ThinkTank]

retarded wondering ape :p

[Buster]

leaped to stop

[ThinkTank]

his monkey arse

[Vision]

on the street

[ThinkTank]

to get away

[~GooseR~]

from the rabid

[Slim_Thug]

geese that flew

[pinked_out_punk]

up into the

[The Cheat]

sun for they

[Vision]

really wanted to

[The Cheat]

eat a bowl

[~GooseR~]

of frosted flakes.

[ThinkTank]

Therefore everybody went

[TheSilverRider]

down to the

[Slim_Thug]

beach for a

[Raven Stone]

smoke and a

[golden man]

drink cause I'm

[Buster]

teh leet in

[Xenon]

absolutely everything. We

[~GooseR~]

sniffed some crack

[Xenon]

and got low.

[Wizzy`]

Didnt you quit?



(Thats three words =))

[~GooseR~]

Xenon you mother

[TheSilverRider]

. Once upon a time

[The Cheat]

we find out

[~GooseR~]

(wrong tense cheat you noob)

that there were

[Xenon]

geese flying around

[8ball]

the whole universe

[Xenon]

and then ended

[8ball]

with a big

[Xenon]

lump of grease

[8ball]

round my big

[Xenon]

tyres on my

[8ball]

big momma truck.

[Xenon]

I now live

[8ball]

in hong-kong with

[Xenon]

my huge family.

[8ball]

I like ducks

[Xenon]

because they quack.

[8ball]

I also like

[Xenon]

fatboy slim because

[8ball]

hes not fat

[Xenon]

but a phat

[8ball]

boy and slim

[Xenon]

in the belly.

[8ball]

But outside the

[Xenon]

weather seems to

[8ball]

always rain when

[Xenon]

the clouds get

[Communist]

grey and dark.

[TheSilverRider]

Once upon a

[~GooseR~]

time there was

[Xenon]

Elements and Geese

[The Cheat]

who then danced

[~GooseR~]

gayly across the

[ThinkTank]

plains and meadows

[Xenon]

Just for something

[~GooseR~]

like a silver

[Xenon]

plated coin to

[The Cheat]

sell in the

[Xenon]

weekly market for

[The Cheat]

a large pile

[Xenon]

clothing for my

[*ace*]

. I want new sentence.

Xenon owns me....

[Xenon]

because you are

[golden man]

a big pile

[The Cheat]

fish covered candy

[Xenon]

which happens to

[Buster]

to be right