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Xenon
02-11-2006, 09:35 AM
for my ex.

Plato
02-11-2006, 09:36 AM
The next day

Xenon
02-11-2006, 09:50 AM
I slapped you.

golden man
02-11-2006, 11:26 AM
For no reason

ThinkTank
02-11-2006, 11:41 AM
i just thought

Plato
02-11-2006, 11:41 AM
That you were

Xenon
02-11-2006, 12:04 PM
slapped for no

Wizzy`
02-11-2006, 12:11 PM
Reason. You are

~GooseR~
02-11-2006, 09:52 PM
stupid, ace :angry:

windymist
02-11-2006, 10:36 PM
Fuck you guys! IM FUCKING WASTED!

~GooseR~
02-11-2006, 10:40 PM
Oh my god dont curse in a spam thread like this!! :offtopic:
Back on topic:
So the Goose

TheSilverRider
02-11-2006, 10:42 PM
decided that he

~GooseR~
02-11-2006, 10:53 PM
wanted to pee

TheSilverRider
02-11-2006, 11:00 PM
so he went

comic23
02-12-2006, 01:14 AM
to the back

Scorpionz
02-12-2006, 01:16 AM
of the shed

Xenon
02-12-2006, 03:16 AM
Fuck you guys! IM FUCKING WASTED!

LMFAO!!!

So back on topic...

and found scorpions

8ball
02-12-2006, 03:18 AM
Biting on his

Xenon
02-12-2006, 03:20 AM
ass. So he

8ball
02-12-2006, 08:28 AM
Smacked them of

comic23
02-12-2006, 12:51 PM
and started to

TheSilverRider
02-12-2006, 01:06 PM
get rashes on

8ball
02-12-2006, 01:34 PM
the end of

TheSilverRider
02-12-2006, 01:43 PM
his very big

8ball
02-12-2006, 01:43 PM
Toe that has

Buster
02-12-2006, 01:44 PM
no toe nail

TheSilverRider
02-12-2006, 01:45 PM
. Once upon a

8ball
02-12-2006, 01:49 PM
Time there was

Xenon
02-12-2006, 01:50 PM
a noob called

TheSilverRider
02-12-2006, 01:50 PM
a name that

Buster
02-12-2006, 01:51 PM
was a really

8ball
02-12-2006, 01:51 PM
Dape and he

Xenon
02-12-2006, 01:53 PM
was deleted, LMAO.

Buster
02-12-2006, 01:53 PM
One day I

TheSilverRider
02-12-2006, 01:56 PM
decided that i

Xenon
02-12-2006, 01:59 PM
needed to have

Buster
02-12-2006, 02:02 PM
some fun so

TheSilverRider
02-12-2006, 02:05 PM
he went to

Buster
02-12-2006, 02:07 PM
The place that

Xenon
02-12-2006, 02:52 PM
injuns were sold.

TheSilverRider
02-12-2006, 02:53 PM
Once upon a

Xenon
02-12-2006, 02:56 PM
blue moon there

~GooseR~
02-12-2006, 08:07 PM
was a pig

comic23
02-12-2006, 09:44 PM
who didnt know

wildtikis
02-12-2006, 10:57 PM
cheese graters were

8ball
02-13-2006, 12:11 AM
real so he

Xenon
02-13-2006, 02:19 AM
grated himself and

~GooseR~
02-13-2006, 02:36 AM
slept with his

TheSilverRider
02-13-2006, 08:34 AM
hamster. Once upon

8ball
02-13-2006, 10:42 AM
a fairy tale

Xenon
02-13-2006, 10:45 AM
there were the

The Cheat
02-14-2006, 03:31 PM
three little ducks

~GooseR~
02-14-2006, 05:01 PM
who had chickens

The Hand
02-14-2006, 05:14 PM
the size of

The Cheat
02-14-2006, 07:19 PM
Texas so that

~GooseR~
02-15-2006, 04:33 AM
the landowner had

Xenon
02-15-2006, 07:57 AM
complained about my

~GooseR~
02-15-2006, 02:24 PM
cow in the

Xenon
02-15-2006, 02:27 PM
grassy meadow. Lets

8ball
02-15-2006, 02:38 PM
all play hide

Buster
02-15-2006, 02:55 PM
and go eat

8ball
02-15-2006, 02:58 PM
some butterflies while

Buster
02-15-2006, 03:01 PM
you drink the

8ball
02-15-2006, 03:10 PM
blood of a

Kamikazie-Bunny
02-15-2006, 03:14 PM
plastic stone called

8ball
02-15-2006, 03:18 PM
fred the imaginary

~GooseR~
02-15-2006, 04:50 PM
television. So then

Buster
02-15-2006, 04:56 PM
Me and My

~GooseR~
02-15-2006, 05:02 PM
big Barney doll

The Cheat
02-15-2006, 06:05 PM
ate some pizza

~GooseR~
02-15-2006, 07:08 PM
that cost $99.99

Proverbial Monk
02-15-2006, 07:16 PM
and it tasted

~GooseR~
02-15-2006, 07:21 PM
like mom's crap.

(i wasted my 1200th post on this thread) lol :D

~DuckeR~
02-15-2006, 08:34 PM
Because of mom's

Proverbial Monk
02-15-2006, 08:44 PM
bad nutritional habits.

8ball
02-16-2006, 12:47 AM
Later on that

pinked_out_punk
02-16-2006, 01:22 AM
day, they started

Hot_Chick69
02-16-2006, 01:44 PM
to dance around

~GooseR~
02-16-2006, 06:33 PM
like rabid raccoons

8ball
02-17-2006, 12:35 AM
with underwear on

Xenon
02-17-2006, 02:17 AM
their head because

pinked_out_punk
02-17-2006, 03:01 AM
they had no

Mitosis
02-17-2006, 09:24 AM
time to put

CuTeNsPoRtY
02-17-2006, 05:25 PM
it on their

marijuana
02-17-2006, 05:54 PM
shoes. This is

marijuana
02-17-2006, 05:54 PM
...so gay I

The Cheat
02-17-2006, 06:08 PM
ate a pizza

8ball
02-18-2006, 12:42 AM
that had smelly

~GooseR~
02-18-2006, 12:37 PM
balls after dinner.

Xenon
02-19-2006, 07:55 AM
Smelly balls are

~GooseR~
02-19-2006, 08:10 AM
very yummy to

banditto
02-19-2006, 12:22 PM
people that like

'Bringing back all the good threads because the GD sucks.

†Crusader†
02-19-2006, 12:36 PM
to get their

Zoticus
02-19-2006, 01:04 PM
balls out of

Topazephyr
02-19-2006, 01:19 PM
The toaster oven
Idk why I did this LOL!!!

Xenon
02-20-2006, 05:03 AM
otherwise they would

/\wolfrider/\
02-21-2006, 03:42 AM
not be toasty

8ball
02-21-2006, 03:57 AM
,they would be

halolover5.
02-21-2006, 05:14 AM
hurting like heck

8ball
02-21-2006, 05:44 AM
with red spots

Xenon
02-21-2006, 06:34 AM
and big old

/\wolfrider/\
02-21-2006, 07:35 AM
fleas that wud

Xenon
02-21-2006, 07:53 AM
seriously own J00!!!

Mitosis
02-21-2006, 10:34 AM
Then you would

DOCTOR DEVICE
02-21-2006, 11:17 AM
this thread's dumb :p

Xenon
02-21-2006, 11:36 AM
like DOCTOR DEVICE.



sorry had to do it

Mitosis
02-21-2006, 11:44 AM
Doctor Device is

Xenon
02-21-2006, 11:47 AM
a noob. Lets

monkus
02-21-2006, 12:15 PM
beat him with

Woodland
02-21-2006, 12:17 PM
a stick then

Thash500
02-21-2006, 03:39 PM
take him to

The Cheat
02-21-2006, 03:40 PM
the pit of

~GooseR~
02-21-2006, 05:16 PM
ravenous weasels covered

8ball
02-21-2006, 05:18 PM
With blood and

The Cheat
02-21-2006, 05:21 PM
in a pool

~GooseR~
02-21-2006, 07:12 PM
of crocodiles with

TheSilverRider
02-21-2006, 07:12 PM
very sharp teeth.

Xenon
02-22-2006, 07:12 AM
Sharp teeth are

8ball
02-22-2006, 07:14 AM
Very dangerouse to

Xenon
02-22-2006, 07:16 AM
those who annoy

8ball
02-22-2006, 07:27 AM
8ball get a

/\wolfrider/\
02-22-2006, 07:32 AM
big juicy slap:D

Xenon
02-22-2006, 07:42 AM
from me. Anyway,

TheSilverRider
02-22-2006, 08:19 AM
in other news

Xenon
02-22-2006, 08:42 AM
kids drowned in

DOCTOR DEVICE
02-22-2006, 08:55 AM
toilets and urinals

TheSilverRider
02-22-2006, 08:57 AM
because they didnt

DOCTOR DEVICE
02-22-2006, 09:03 AM
Give me flowers

TheSilverRider
02-22-2006, 10:48 AM
. Once upon a

Xenon
02-22-2006, 01:15 PM
blue moon a

Thash500
02-22-2006, 02:01 PM
creature with dark

TheSilverRider
02-22-2006, 02:02 PM
and evil eyes.

Xenon
02-22-2006, 02:05 PM
I need a

TheSilverRider
02-22-2006, 02:05 PM
very big piece

Xenon
02-22-2006, 02:09 PM
of gardening objects.

~GooseR~
02-22-2006, 06:03 PM
Maybe cause my

Thash500
02-22-2006, 06:04 PM
school needs some

~GooseR~
02-22-2006, 06:07 PM
more teachers/prostitutes

Thash500
02-22-2006, 06:12 PM
so that they

~GooseR~
02-22-2006, 06:14 PM
can amuse us

TheSilverRider
02-22-2006, 07:32 PM
in class by

~GooseR~
02-22-2006, 07:44 PM
taking off their

Xenon
02-23-2006, 02:04 AM
underwear showing pussy.

TheSilverRider
02-23-2006, 06:31 AM
After that they

Xenon
02-23-2006, 07:43 AM
stopped using vulgar

TheSilverRider
02-23-2006, 12:22 PM
language and decided

Xenon
02-23-2006, 01:05 PM
not to use

TheSilverRider
02-23-2006, 01:08 PM
their one and

DOCTOR DEVICE
02-23-2006, 01:12 PM
once again stripped

TheSilverRider
02-23-2006, 01:15 PM
teachers who were

Xenon
02-23-2006, 01:19 PM
gagging for it?

TheSilverRider
02-23-2006, 01:30 PM
Then the teachers

Xenon
02-23-2006, 01:35 PM
said stfu TSR!

TheSilverRider
02-23-2006, 01:44 PM
Once upon a

~GooseR~
02-23-2006, 06:37 PM
holy jewish star

TheSilverRider
02-23-2006, 06:38 PM
there were people

~GooseR~
02-23-2006, 08:06 PM
:offtopic:(should'nt it be in past tense? jeez read a few posts before the last one so you know what's going on)

that had a

TheSilverRider
02-23-2006, 08:50 PM
disease that made (sorry man)

Excaliber
02-24-2006, 08:45 AM
many people grow

Topazephyr
02-24-2006, 08:56 AM
two more heads

TheSilverRider
02-24-2006, 08:57 AM
. Once upon a

DOCTOR DEVICE
02-24-2006, 11:29 AM
a snot bubble

TheSilverRider
02-24-2006, 11:32 AM
there were people

Xenon
02-24-2006, 11:40 AM
talking about disgusting things.

I dont care if it was 4 letters.

TheSilverRider
02-24-2006, 11:44 AM
you mean 4 words? ha ha ha :rofl:

Once upon a

Xenon
02-24-2006, 12:18 PM
paddywack I went

I don't care.

Memnarch
02-24-2006, 12:19 PM
there was elvis

ThinkTank
02-24-2006, 12:20 PM
To the freakin'

TheSilverRider
02-24-2006, 12:23 PM
Ok that made no sense...

hostpital because i

The Cheat
02-24-2006, 04:37 PM
ate too many

Excaliber
02-24-2006, 09:13 PM
honey roasted hams

Xenon
02-25-2006, 04:14 AM
'cos they are

TheSilverRider
02-25-2006, 08:40 AM
not good for

Xenon
02-25-2006, 08:51 AM
you, even though

DOCTOR DEVICE
02-25-2006, 09:59 AM
i hump them

Cortez
02-25-2006, 11:22 AM
all day long.

The Cheat
02-25-2006, 12:34 PM
WE find that

Xenon
02-26-2006, 09:10 AM
everything is wrong,

Cortez
02-26-2006, 09:19 AM
with the banning

zzzaacckk
02-26-2006, 11:33 AM
and-this-thread is-in the-newbie-board

~GooseR~
02-26-2006, 11:36 AM
and-this-thread is-in the-newbie-board

So right but i love it ^^

Xenon
02-26-2006, 02:20 PM
*carries on with story like the n00b I am :p*

Why does everything

TheSilverRider
02-26-2006, 02:24 PM
that happens here

Xenon
02-26-2006, 02:27 PM
result in bans?

~GooseR~
02-26-2006, 03:36 PM
The answer is

Xenon
02-27-2006, 01:21 AM
sergiy's removal of

Ignition
02-27-2006, 09:47 AM
the greatist member

Xenon
02-27-2006, 11:56 AM
of tao/netjak, so

ThinkTank
02-27-2006, 12:00 PM
we must protest!

Xenon
02-27-2006, 12:03 PM
Protesting leads to

/\wolfrider/\
02-27-2006, 12:38 PM
riots that dont

Xenon
02-27-2006, 01:32 PM
actually achieve anything.

The Cheat
02-27-2006, 03:33 PM
I say we

~GooseR~
02-27-2006, 07:31 PM
burn all the

Xenon
02-28-2006, 07:24 AM
geese feathers lying

ThinkTank
02-28-2006, 07:31 AM
On the burning

Xenon
02-28-2006, 08:21 AM
flames of death!!




Muahahahahahahahahaha :confused:

/\wolfrider/\
02-28-2006, 09:21 AM
that have rituals

Xenon
02-28-2006, 11:49 AM
which include killing

ThinkTank
02-28-2006, 12:13 PM
boosting assmonkeys from (taking extra word) hell.

Xenon
02-28-2006, 12:16 PM
Flip just owned

ThinkTank
02-28-2006, 12:19 PM
all the little (taking 2 extra words) boosting losers.

/\wolfrider/\
02-28-2006, 12:21 PM
that play noobs

ThinkTank
02-28-2006, 12:24 PM
and have no (taking another god damned word :dry: ) skill

/\wolfrider/\
02-28-2006, 12:26 PM
because they eat

ThinkTank
02-28-2006, 12:26 PM
Dead pyro guts.

Xenon
02-28-2006, 01:36 PM
You got OWNED!

~DuckeR~
02-28-2006, 02:20 PM
Says Xenon to

Xenon
02-28-2006, 02:23 PM
buck you all

Quattro
02-28-2006, 02:26 PM
are going to

~DuckeR~
02-28-2006, 02:28 PM
burn in the

The Cheat
02-28-2006, 02:50 PM
super happy fun

ThinkTank
02-28-2006, 03:14 PM
jolly play house.

The Cheat
02-28-2006, 03:17 PM
The Pie was

Quattro
02-28-2006, 03:31 PM
Very good, I

~DuckeR~
02-28-2006, 06:04 PM
leaped into the

Xenon
03-01-2006, 01:47 AM
l33t h4xx0r mode.

Zeratul
03-01-2006, 08:50 AM
been post-whoring?
http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/9015/noob3ko.png

Xenon
03-01-2006, 08:54 AM
That was not done like in the space of 5 minutes.
I replied to all of those threads when about 3 people were on.
Anyway, back to the story.

So, one day

ThinkTank
03-01-2006, 08:58 AM
xenon was post (taking another word:cool: ) whoring.

Xenon
03-01-2006, 08:59 AM
I don't post-whore! :p n00b!

ThinkTank
03-01-2006, 09:00 AM
You Anvil Bastard!:cool:

/\wolfrider/\
03-01-2006, 09:03 AM
Ye thats Right!

KickAssPlaya
03-01-2006, 09:03 AM
gain some control :cool:
Edit: this was intended for thinktank...

Xenon
03-01-2006, 09:50 AM
DTD, stop whining!

Mitosis
03-01-2006, 07:51 PM
or you will

Xenon
03-02-2006, 01:15 AM
slap him silly.

The Cheat
03-02-2006, 03:18 PM
We must find

~GooseR~
03-02-2006, 05:46 PM
the post-whoring Xenon.

KickAssPlaya
03-02-2006, 07:19 PM
Before i get

ThinkTank
03-02-2006, 07:21 PM
Horny off him. :cool: ...............Jk

KickAssPlaya
03-02-2006, 07:23 PM
smacks flip with

The Cheat
03-02-2006, 07:39 PM
the big world

Xenon
03-03-2006, 02:04 AM
that we're in.

The Cheat
03-03-2006, 02:38 PM
Soon the duck

Xenon
03-03-2006, 04:06 PM
went "quack, quack!"


What???
What else did you think I was gonna say? :cool:

KickAssPlaya
03-03-2006, 04:33 PM
Xenon is a

ThinkTank
03-03-2006, 05:11 PM
freaking post-whoring noob.:cool:

The Cheat
03-03-2006, 05:50 PM
Once upon a

KickAssPlaya
03-03-2006, 06:14 PM
cheathada new episode
sorry about having cheat had a as one word needed to make it three words :bigsmile:

The Cheat
03-03-2006, 06:17 PM
that was great

ThinkTank
03-04-2006, 02:38 PM
but it had

Mitosis
03-04-2006, 02:47 PM
a certain flaw

ThinkTank
03-04-2006, 02:48 PM
which accured every

Xenon
03-04-2006, 02:51 PM
every other night.

"occured" I think you will find.

Mitosis
03-04-2006, 02:59 PM
Now it has

Xenon
03-04-2006, 03:01 PM
Morphed into a

Mitosis
03-04-2006, 03:02 PM
TV show that

Xenon
03-04-2006, 03:13 PM
slapped ThinkTank about!

ThinkTank
03-04-2006, 03:13 PM
eighty-thousand times, so