View Full Version : BETTER three word story (no flaming!)
Xenon
02-11-2006, 10:35 AM
for my ex.
Plato
02-11-2006, 10:36 AM
The next day
Xenon
02-11-2006, 10:50 AM
I slapped you.
golden man
02-11-2006, 12:26 PM
For no reason
ThinkTank
02-11-2006, 12:41 PM
i just thought
Plato
02-11-2006, 12:41 PM
That you were
Xenon
02-11-2006, 01:04 PM
slapped for no
Wizzy`
02-11-2006, 01:11 PM
Reason. You are
~GooseR~
02-11-2006, 10:52 PM
stupid, ace :angry:
windymist
02-11-2006, 11:36 PM
Fuck you guys! IM FUCKING WASTED!
~GooseR~
02-11-2006, 11:40 PM
Oh my god dont curse in a spam thread like this!! :offtopic:
Back on topic:
So the Goose
TheSilverRider
02-11-2006, 11:42 PM
decided that he
~GooseR~
02-11-2006, 11:53 PM
wanted to pee
TheSilverRider
02-12-2006, 12:00 AM
so he went
comic23
02-12-2006, 02:14 AM
to the back
Scorpionz
02-12-2006, 02:16 AM
of the shed
Xenon
02-12-2006, 04:16 AM
Fuck you guys! IM FUCKING WASTED!
LMFAO!!!
So back on topic...
and found scorpions
8ball
02-12-2006, 04:18 AM
Biting on his
Xenon
02-12-2006, 04:20 AM
ass. So he
8ball
02-12-2006, 09:28 AM
Smacked them of
comic23
02-12-2006, 01:51 PM
and started to
TheSilverRider
02-12-2006, 02:06 PM
get rashes on
8ball
02-12-2006, 02:34 PM
the end of
TheSilverRider
02-12-2006, 02:43 PM
his very big
8ball
02-12-2006, 02:43 PM
Toe that has
Buster
02-12-2006, 02:44 PM
no toe nail
TheSilverRider
02-12-2006, 02:45 PM
. Once upon a
8ball
02-12-2006, 02:49 PM
Time there was
Xenon
02-12-2006, 02:50 PM
a noob called
TheSilverRider
02-12-2006, 02:50 PM
a name that
Buster
02-12-2006, 02:51 PM
was a really
8ball
02-12-2006, 02:51 PM
Dape and he
Xenon
02-12-2006, 02:53 PM
was deleted, LMAO.
Buster
02-12-2006, 02:53 PM
One day I
TheSilverRider
02-12-2006, 02:56 PM
decided that i
Xenon
02-12-2006, 02:59 PM
needed to have
Buster
02-12-2006, 03:02 PM
some fun so
TheSilverRider
02-12-2006, 03:05 PM
he went to
Buster
02-12-2006, 03:07 PM
The place that
Xenon
02-12-2006, 03:52 PM
injuns were sold.
TheSilverRider
02-12-2006, 03:53 PM
Once upon a
Xenon
02-12-2006, 03:56 PM
blue moon there
~GooseR~
02-12-2006, 09:07 PM
was a pig
comic23
02-12-2006, 10:44 PM
who didnt know
wildtikis
02-12-2006, 11:57 PM
cheese graters were
8ball
02-13-2006, 01:11 AM
real so he
Xenon
02-13-2006, 03:19 AM
grated himself and
~GooseR~
02-13-2006, 03:36 AM
slept with his
TheSilverRider
02-13-2006, 09:34 AM
hamster. Once upon
8ball
02-13-2006, 11:42 AM
a fairy tale
Xenon
02-13-2006, 11:45 AM
there were the
The Cheat
02-14-2006, 04:31 PM
three little ducks
~GooseR~
02-14-2006, 06:01 PM
who had chickens
The Hand
02-14-2006, 06:14 PM
the size of
The Cheat
02-14-2006, 08:19 PM
Texas so that
~GooseR~
02-15-2006, 05:33 AM
the landowner had
Xenon
02-15-2006, 08:57 AM
complained about my
~GooseR~
02-15-2006, 03:24 PM
cow in the
Xenon
02-15-2006, 03:27 PM
grassy meadow. Lets
8ball
02-15-2006, 03:38 PM
all play hide
Buster
02-15-2006, 03:55 PM
and go eat
8ball
02-15-2006, 03:58 PM
some butterflies while
Buster
02-15-2006, 04:01 PM
you drink the
8ball
02-15-2006, 04:10 PM
blood of a
Kamikazie-Bunny
02-15-2006, 04:14 PM
plastic stone called
8ball
02-15-2006, 04:18 PM
fred the imaginary
~GooseR~
02-15-2006, 05:50 PM
television. So then
Buster
02-15-2006, 05:56 PM
Me and My
~GooseR~
02-15-2006, 06:02 PM
big Barney doll
The Cheat
02-15-2006, 07:05 PM
ate some pizza
~GooseR~
02-15-2006, 08:08 PM
that cost $99.99
Proverbial Monk
02-15-2006, 08:16 PM
and it tasted
~GooseR~
02-15-2006, 08:21 PM
like mom's crap.
(i wasted my 1200th post on this thread) lol :D
~DuckeR~
02-15-2006, 09:34 PM
Because of mom's
Proverbial Monk
02-15-2006, 09:44 PM
bad nutritional habits.
8ball
02-16-2006, 01:47 AM
Later on that
pinked_out_punk
02-16-2006, 02:22 AM
day, they started
Hot_Chick69
02-16-2006, 02:44 PM
to dance around
~GooseR~
02-16-2006, 07:33 PM
like rabid raccoons
8ball
02-17-2006, 01:35 AM
with underwear on
Xenon
02-17-2006, 03:17 AM
their head because
pinked_out_punk
02-17-2006, 04:01 AM
they had no
Mitosis
02-17-2006, 10:24 AM
time to put
CuTeNsPoRtY
02-17-2006, 06:25 PM
it on their
marijuana
02-17-2006, 06:54 PM
shoes. This is
marijuana
02-17-2006, 06:54 PM
...so gay I
The Cheat
02-17-2006, 07:08 PM
ate a pizza
8ball
02-18-2006, 01:42 AM
that had smelly
~GooseR~
02-18-2006, 01:37 PM
balls after dinner.
Xenon
02-19-2006, 08:55 AM
Smelly balls are
~GooseR~
02-19-2006, 09:10 AM
very yummy to
banditto
02-19-2006, 01:22 PM
people that like
'Bringing back all the good threads because the GD sucks.
†Crusader†
02-19-2006, 01:36 PM
to get their
Zoticus
02-19-2006, 02:04 PM
balls out of
Topazephyr
02-19-2006, 02:19 PM
The toaster oven
Idk why I did this LOL!!!
Xenon
02-20-2006, 06:03 AM
otherwise they would
/\wolfrider/\
02-21-2006, 04:42 AM
not be toasty
8ball
02-21-2006, 04:57 AM
,they would be
halolover5.
02-21-2006, 06:14 AM
hurting like heck
8ball
02-21-2006, 06:44 AM
with red spots
Xenon
02-21-2006, 07:34 AM
and big old
/\wolfrider/\
02-21-2006, 08:35 AM
fleas that wud
Xenon
02-21-2006, 08:53 AM
seriously own J00!!!
Mitosis
02-21-2006, 11:34 AM
Then you would
DOCTOR DEVICE
02-21-2006, 12:17 PM
this thread's dumb :p
Xenon
02-21-2006, 12:36 PM
like DOCTOR DEVICE.
sorry had to do it
Mitosis
02-21-2006, 12:44 PM
Doctor Device is
Xenon
02-21-2006, 12:47 PM
a noob. Lets
monkus
02-21-2006, 01:15 PM
beat him with
Woodland
02-21-2006, 01:17 PM
a stick then
Thash500
02-21-2006, 04:39 PM
take him to
The Cheat
02-21-2006, 04:40 PM
the pit of
~GooseR~
02-21-2006, 06:16 PM
ravenous weasels covered
8ball
02-21-2006, 06:18 PM
With blood and
The Cheat
02-21-2006, 06:21 PM
in a pool
~GooseR~
02-21-2006, 08:12 PM
of crocodiles with
TheSilverRider
02-21-2006, 08:12 PM
very sharp teeth.
Xenon
02-22-2006, 08:12 AM
Sharp teeth are
8ball
02-22-2006, 08:14 AM
Very dangerouse to
Xenon
02-22-2006, 08:16 AM
those who annoy
8ball
02-22-2006, 08:27 AM
8ball get a
/\wolfrider/\
02-22-2006, 08:32 AM
big juicy slap:D
Xenon
02-22-2006, 08:42 AM
from me. Anyway,
TheSilverRider
02-22-2006, 09:19 AM
in other news
Xenon
02-22-2006, 09:42 AM
kids drowned in
DOCTOR DEVICE
02-22-2006, 09:55 AM
toilets and urinals
TheSilverRider
02-22-2006, 09:57 AM
because they didnt
DOCTOR DEVICE
02-22-2006, 10:03 AM
Give me flowers
TheSilverRider
02-22-2006, 11:48 AM
. Once upon a
Xenon
02-22-2006, 02:15 PM
blue moon a
Thash500
02-22-2006, 03:01 PM
creature with dark
TheSilverRider
02-22-2006, 03:02 PM
and evil eyes.
Xenon
02-22-2006, 03:05 PM
I need a
TheSilverRider
02-22-2006, 03:05 PM
very big piece
Xenon
02-22-2006, 03:09 PM
of gardening objects.
~GooseR~
02-22-2006, 07:03 PM
Maybe cause my
Thash500
02-22-2006, 07:04 PM
school needs some
~GooseR~
02-22-2006, 07:07 PM
more teachers/prostitutes
Thash500
02-22-2006, 07:12 PM
so that they
~GooseR~
02-22-2006, 07:14 PM
can amuse us
TheSilverRider
02-22-2006, 08:32 PM
in class by
~GooseR~
02-22-2006, 08:44 PM
taking off their
Xenon
02-23-2006, 03:04 AM
underwear showing pussy.
TheSilverRider
02-23-2006, 07:31 AM
After that they
Xenon
02-23-2006, 08:43 AM
stopped using vulgar
TheSilverRider
02-23-2006, 01:22 PM
language and decided
Xenon
02-23-2006, 02:05 PM
not to use
TheSilverRider
02-23-2006, 02:08 PM
their one and
DOCTOR DEVICE
02-23-2006, 02:12 PM
once again stripped
TheSilverRider
02-23-2006, 02:15 PM
teachers who were
Xenon
02-23-2006, 02:19 PM
gagging for it?
TheSilverRider
02-23-2006, 02:30 PM
Then the teachers
Xenon
02-23-2006, 02:35 PM
said stfu TSR!
TheSilverRider
02-23-2006, 02:44 PM
Once upon a
~GooseR~
02-23-2006, 07:37 PM
holy jewish star
TheSilverRider
02-23-2006, 07:38 PM
there were people
~GooseR~
02-23-2006, 09:06 PM
:offtopic:(should'nt it be in past tense? jeez read a few posts before the last one so you know what's going on)
that had a
TheSilverRider
02-23-2006, 09:50 PM
disease that made (sorry man)
Excaliber
02-24-2006, 09:45 AM
many people grow
Topazephyr
02-24-2006, 09:56 AM
two more heads
TheSilverRider
02-24-2006, 09:57 AM
. Once upon a
DOCTOR DEVICE
02-24-2006, 12:29 PM
a snot bubble
TheSilverRider
02-24-2006, 12:32 PM
there were people
Xenon
02-24-2006, 12:40 PM
talking about disgusting things.
I dont care if it was 4 letters.
TheSilverRider
02-24-2006, 12:44 PM
you mean 4 words? ha ha ha :rofl:
Once upon a
Xenon
02-24-2006, 01:18 PM
paddywack I went
I don't care.
Memnarch
02-24-2006, 01:19 PM
there was elvis
ThinkTank
02-24-2006, 01:20 PM
To the freakin'
TheSilverRider
02-24-2006, 01:23 PM
Ok that made no sense...
hostpital because i
The Cheat
02-24-2006, 05:37 PM
ate too many
Excaliber
02-24-2006, 10:13 PM
honey roasted hams
Xenon
02-25-2006, 05:14 AM
'cos they are
TheSilverRider
02-25-2006, 09:40 AM
not good for
Xenon
02-25-2006, 09:51 AM
you, even though
DOCTOR DEVICE
02-25-2006, 10:59 AM
i hump them
Cortez
02-25-2006, 12:22 PM
all day long.
The Cheat
02-25-2006, 01:34 PM
WE find that
Xenon
02-26-2006, 10:10 AM
everything is wrong,
Cortez
02-26-2006, 10:19 AM
with the banning
zzzaacckk
02-26-2006, 12:33 PM
and-this-thread is-in the-newbie-board
~GooseR~
02-26-2006, 12:36 PM
and-this-thread is-in the-newbie-board
So right but i love it ^^
Xenon
02-26-2006, 03:20 PM
*carries on with story like the n00b I am :p*
Why does everything
TheSilverRider
02-26-2006, 03:24 PM
that happens here
Xenon
02-26-2006, 03:27 PM
result in bans?
~GooseR~
02-26-2006, 04:36 PM
The answer is
Xenon
02-27-2006, 02:21 AM
sergiy's removal of
Ignition
02-27-2006, 10:47 AM
the greatist member
Xenon
02-27-2006, 12:56 PM
of tao/netjak, so
ThinkTank
02-27-2006, 01:00 PM
we must protest!
Xenon
02-27-2006, 01:03 PM
Protesting leads to
/\wolfrider/\
02-27-2006, 01:38 PM
riots that dont
Xenon
02-27-2006, 02:32 PM
actually achieve anything.
The Cheat
02-27-2006, 04:33 PM
I say we
~GooseR~
02-27-2006, 08:31 PM
burn all the
Xenon
02-28-2006, 08:24 AM
geese feathers lying
ThinkTank
02-28-2006, 08:31 AM
On the burning
Xenon
02-28-2006, 09:21 AM
flames of death!!
Muahahahahahahahahaha :confused:
/\wolfrider/\
02-28-2006, 10:21 AM
that have rituals
Xenon
02-28-2006, 12:49 PM
which include killing
ThinkTank
02-28-2006, 01:13 PM
boosting assmonkeys from (taking extra word) hell.
Xenon
02-28-2006, 01:16 PM
Flip just owned
ThinkTank
02-28-2006, 01:19 PM
all the little (taking 2 extra words) boosting losers.
/\wolfrider/\
02-28-2006, 01:21 PM
that play noobs
ThinkTank
02-28-2006, 01:24 PM
and have no (taking another god damned word :dry: ) skill
/\wolfrider/\
02-28-2006, 01:26 PM
because they eat
ThinkTank
02-28-2006, 01:26 PM
Dead pyro guts.
Xenon
02-28-2006, 02:36 PM
You got OWNED!
~DuckeR~
02-28-2006, 03:20 PM
Says Xenon to
Xenon
02-28-2006, 03:23 PM
buck you all
Quattro
02-28-2006, 03:26 PM
are going to
~DuckeR~
02-28-2006, 03:28 PM
burn in the
The Cheat
02-28-2006, 03:50 PM
super happy fun
ThinkTank
02-28-2006, 04:14 PM
jolly play house.
The Cheat
02-28-2006, 04:17 PM
The Pie was
Quattro
02-28-2006, 04:31 PM
Very good, I
~DuckeR~
02-28-2006, 07:04 PM
leaped into the
Xenon
03-01-2006, 02:47 AM
l33t h4xx0r mode.
Zeratul
03-01-2006, 09:50 AM
been post-whoring?
http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/9015/noob3ko.png
Xenon
03-01-2006, 09:54 AM
That was not done like in the space of 5 minutes.
I replied to all of those threads when about 3 people were on.
Anyway, back to the story.
So, one day
ThinkTank
03-01-2006, 09:58 AM
xenon was post (taking another word:cool: ) whoring.
Xenon
03-01-2006, 09:59 AM
I don't post-whore! :p n00b!
ThinkTank
03-01-2006, 10:00 AM
You Anvil Bastard!:cool:
/\wolfrider/\
03-01-2006, 10:03 AM
Ye thats Right!
KickAssPlaya
03-01-2006, 10:03 AM
gain some control :cool:
Edit: this was intended for thinktank...
Xenon
03-01-2006, 10:50 AM
DTD, stop whining!
Mitosis
03-01-2006, 08:51 PM
or you will
Xenon
03-02-2006, 02:15 AM
slap him silly.
The Cheat
03-02-2006, 04:18 PM
We must find
~GooseR~
03-02-2006, 06:46 PM
the post-whoring Xenon.
KickAssPlaya
03-02-2006, 08:19 PM
Before i get
ThinkTank
03-02-2006, 08:21 PM
Horny off him. :cool: ...............Jk
KickAssPlaya
03-02-2006, 08:23 PM
smacks flip with
The Cheat
03-02-2006, 08:39 PM
the big world
Xenon
03-03-2006, 03:04 AM
that we're in.
The Cheat
03-03-2006, 03:38 PM
Soon the duck
Xenon
03-03-2006, 05:06 PM
went "quack, quack!"
What???
What else did you think I was gonna say? :cool:
KickAssPlaya
03-03-2006, 05:33 PM
Xenon is a
ThinkTank
03-03-2006, 06:11 PM
freaking post-whoring noob.:cool:
The Cheat
03-03-2006, 06:50 PM
Once upon a
KickAssPlaya
03-03-2006, 07:14 PM
cheathada new episode
sorry about having cheat had a as one word needed to make it three words :bigsmile:
The Cheat
03-03-2006, 07:17 PM
that was great
ThinkTank
03-04-2006, 03:38 PM
but it had
Mitosis
03-04-2006, 03:47 PM
a certain flaw
ThinkTank
03-04-2006, 03:48 PM
which accured every
Xenon
03-04-2006, 03:51 PM
every other night.
"occured" I think you will find.
Mitosis
03-04-2006, 03:59 PM
Now it has
Xenon
03-04-2006, 04:01 PM
Morphed into a
Mitosis
03-04-2006, 04:02 PM
TV show that
Xenon
03-04-2006, 04:13 PM
slapped ThinkTank about!
ThinkTank
03-04-2006, 04:13 PM
eighty-thousand times, so
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