BETTER three word story (no flaming!)

[Xenon]

for my ex.

[Plato]

The next day

[Xenon]

I slapped you.

[golden man]

For no reason

[ThinkTank]

i just thought

[Plato]

That you were

[Xenon]

slapped for no

[Wizzy`]

Reason. You are

[~GooseR~]

stupid, ace :angry:

[windymist]

Fuck you guys! IM FUCKING WASTED!

[~GooseR~]

Oh my god dont curse in a spam thread like this!! :offtopic:
Back on topic:
So the Goose

[TheSilverRider]

decided that he

[~GooseR~]

wanted to pee

[TheSilverRider]

so he went

[comic23]

to the back

[Scorpionz]

of the shed

[Xenon]

Fuck you guys! IM FUCKING WASTED!

LMFAO!!!

So back on topic...

and found scorpions

[8ball]

Biting on his

[Xenon]

ass. So he

[8ball]

Smacked them of

[comic23]

and started to

[TheSilverRider]

get rashes on

[8ball]

the end of

[TheSilverRider]

his very big

[8ball]

Toe that has

[Buster]

no toe nail

[TheSilverRider]

. Once upon a

[8ball]

Time there was

[Xenon]

a noob called

[TheSilverRider]

a name that

[Buster]

was a really

[8ball]

Dape and he

[Xenon]

was deleted, LMAO.

[Buster]

One day I

[TheSilverRider]

decided that i

[Xenon]

needed to have

[Buster]

some fun so

[TheSilverRider]

he went to

[Buster]

The place that

[Xenon]

injuns were sold.

[TheSilverRider]

Once upon a

[Xenon]

blue moon there

[~GooseR~]

was a pig

[comic23]

who didnt know

[wildtikis]

cheese graters were

[8ball]

real so he

[Xenon]

grated himself and

[~GooseR~]

slept with his

[TheSilverRider]

hamster. Once upon

[8ball]

a fairy tale

[Xenon]

there were the

[The Cheat]

three little ducks

[~GooseR~]

who had chickens

[The Hand]

the size of

[The Cheat]

Texas so that

[~GooseR~]

the landowner had

[Xenon]

complained about my

[~GooseR~]

cow in the

[Xenon]

grassy meadow. Lets

[8ball]

all play hide

[Buster]

and go eat

[8ball]

some butterflies while

[Buster]

you drink the

[8ball]

blood of a

[Kamikazie-Bunny]

plastic stone called

[8ball]

fred the imaginary

[~GooseR~]

television. So then

[Buster]

Me and My

[~GooseR~]

big Barney doll

[The Cheat]

ate some pizza

[~GooseR~]

that cost $99.99

[Proverbial Monk]

and it tasted

[~GooseR~]

like mom's crap.

(i wasted my 1200th post on this thread) lol :D

[~DuckeR~]

Because of mom's

[Proverbial Monk]

bad nutritional habits.

[8ball]

Later on that

[pinked_out_punk]

day, they started

[Hot_Chick69]

to dance around

[~GooseR~]

like rabid raccoons

[8ball]

with underwear on

[Xenon]

their head because

[pinked_out_punk]

they had no

[Mitosis]

time to put

[CuTeNsPoRtY]

it on their

[marijuana]

shoes. This is

[marijuana]

...so gay I

[The Cheat]

ate a pizza

[8ball]

that had smelly

[~GooseR~]

balls after dinner.

[Xenon]

Smelly balls are

[~GooseR~]

very yummy to

[banditto]

people that like

'Bringing back all the good threads because the GD sucks.

[†Crusader†]

to get their

[Zoticus]

balls out of

[Topazephyr]

The toaster oven
Idk why I did this LOL!!!

[Xenon]

otherwise they would

[/\wolfrider/\]

not be toasty

[8ball]

,they would be

[halolover5.]

hurting like heck

[8ball]

with red spots

[Xenon]

and big old

[/\wolfrider/\]

fleas that wud

[Xenon]

seriously own J00!!!

[Mitosis]

Then you would

[DOCTOR DEVICE]

this thread's dumb :p

[Xenon]

like DOCTOR DEVICE.



sorry had to do it

[Mitosis]

Doctor Device is

[Xenon]

a noob. Lets

[monkus]

beat him with

[Woodland]

a stick then

[Thash500]

take him to

[The Cheat]

the pit of

[~GooseR~]

ravenous weasels covered

[8ball]

With blood and

[The Cheat]

in a pool

[~GooseR~]

of crocodiles with

[TheSilverRider]

very sharp teeth.

[Xenon]

Sharp teeth are

[8ball]

Very dangerouse to

[Xenon]

those who annoy

[8ball]

8ball get a

[/\wolfrider/\]

big juicy slap:D

[Xenon]

from me. Anyway,

[TheSilverRider]

in other news

[Xenon]

kids drowned in

[DOCTOR DEVICE]

toilets and urinals

[TheSilverRider]

because they didnt

[DOCTOR DEVICE]

Give me flowers

[TheSilverRider]

. Once upon a

[Xenon]

blue moon a

[Thash500]

creature with dark

[TheSilverRider]

and evil eyes.

[Xenon]

I need a

[TheSilverRider]

very big piece

[Xenon]

of gardening objects.

[~GooseR~]

Maybe cause my

[Thash500]

school needs some

[~GooseR~]

more teachers/prostitutes

[Thash500]

so that they

[~GooseR~]

can amuse us

[TheSilverRider]

in class by

[~GooseR~]

taking off their

[Xenon]

underwear showing pussy.

[TheSilverRider]

After that they

[Xenon]

stopped using vulgar

[TheSilverRider]

language and decided

[Xenon]

not to use

[TheSilverRider]

their one and

[DOCTOR DEVICE]

once again stripped

[TheSilverRider]

teachers who were

[Xenon]

gagging for it?

[TheSilverRider]

Then the teachers

[Xenon]

said stfu TSR!

[TheSilverRider]

Once upon a

[~GooseR~]

holy jewish star

[TheSilverRider]

there were people

[~GooseR~]

:offtopic:(should'nt it be in past tense? jeez read a few posts before the last one so you know what's going on)

that had a

[TheSilverRider]

disease that made (sorry man)

[Excaliber]

many people grow

[Topazephyr]

two more heads

[TheSilverRider]

. Once upon a

[DOCTOR DEVICE]

a snot bubble

[TheSilverRider]

there were people

[Xenon]

talking about disgusting things.

I dont care if it was 4 letters.

[TheSilverRider]

you mean 4 words? ha ha ha :rofl:

Once upon a

[Xenon]

paddywack I went

I don't care.

[Memnarch]

there was elvis

[ThinkTank]

To the freakin'

[TheSilverRider]

Ok that made no sense...

hostpital because i

[The Cheat]

ate too many

[Excaliber]

honey roasted hams

[Xenon]

'cos they are

[TheSilverRider]

not good for

[Xenon]

you, even though

[DOCTOR DEVICE]

i hump them

[Cortez]

all day long.

[The Cheat]

WE find that

[Xenon]

everything is wrong,

[Cortez]

with the banning

[zzzaacckk]

and-this-thread is-in the-newbie-board

[~GooseR~]

and-this-thread is-in the-newbie-board

So right but i love it ^^

[Xenon]

*carries on with story like the n00b I am :p*

Why does everything

[TheSilverRider]

that happens here

[Xenon]

result in bans?

[~GooseR~]

The answer is

[Xenon]

sergiy's removal of

[Ignition]

the greatist member

[Xenon]

of tao/netjak, so

[ThinkTank]

we must protest!

[Xenon]

Protesting leads to

[/\wolfrider/\]

riots that dont

[Xenon]

actually achieve anything.

[The Cheat]

I say we

[~GooseR~]

burn all the

[Xenon]

geese feathers lying

[ThinkTank]

On the burning

[Xenon]

flames of death!!




Muahahahahahahahahaha :confused:

[/\wolfrider/\]

that have rituals

[Xenon]

which include killing

[ThinkTank]

boosting assmonkeys from (taking extra word) hell.

[Xenon]

Flip just owned

[ThinkTank]

all the little (taking 2 extra words) boosting losers.

[/\wolfrider/\]

that play noobs

[ThinkTank]

and have no (taking another god damned word :dry: ) skill

[/\wolfrider/\]

because they eat

[ThinkTank]

Dead pyro guts.

[Xenon]

You got OWNED!

[~DuckeR~]

Says Xenon to

[Xenon]

buck you all

[Quattro]

are going to

[~DuckeR~]

burn in the

[The Cheat]

super happy fun

[ThinkTank]

jolly play house.

[The Cheat]

The Pie was

[Quattro]

Very good, I

[~DuckeR~]

leaped into the

[Xenon]

l33t h4xx0r mode.

[Zeratul]

been post-whoring?
http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/9015/noob3ko.png

[Xenon]

That was not done like in the space of 5 minutes.
I replied to all of those threads when about 3 people were on.
Anyway, back to the story.

So, one day

[ThinkTank]

xenon was post (taking another word:cool: ) whoring.

[Xenon]

I don't post-whore! :p n00b!

[ThinkTank]

You Anvil Bastard!:cool:

[/\wolfrider/\]

Ye thats Right!

[KickAssPlaya]

gain some control :cool:
Edit: this was intended for thinktank...

[Xenon]

DTD, stop whining!

[Mitosis]

or you will

[Xenon]

slap him silly.

[The Cheat]

We must find

[~GooseR~]

the post-whoring Xenon.

[KickAssPlaya]

Before i get

[ThinkTank]

Horny off him. :cool: ...............Jk

[KickAssPlaya]

smacks flip with

[The Cheat]

the big world

[Xenon]

that we're in.

[The Cheat]

Soon the duck

[Xenon]

went "quack, quack!"


What???
What else did you think I was gonna say? :cool:

[KickAssPlaya]

Xenon is a

[ThinkTank]

freaking post-whoring noob.:cool:

[The Cheat]

Once upon a

[KickAssPlaya]

cheathada new episode
sorry about having cheat had a as one word needed to make it three words :bigsmile:

[The Cheat]

that was great

[ThinkTank]

but it had

[Mitosis]

a certain flaw

[ThinkTank]

which accured every

[Xenon]

every other night.

"occured" I think you will find.

[Mitosis]

Now it has

[Xenon]

Morphed into a

[Mitosis]

TV show that

[Xenon]

slapped ThinkTank about!

[ThinkTank]

eighty-thousand times, so