BETTER three word story (no flaming!)

[kerrgtz3]

of that 1

[~Rod R~]

place that has

[~SlayeR~]

Giant muffins, that....

~Slayer

[Death Shot]

eat people and

[The Cheat]

do a funny

[Death Shot]

dance. He then

[The Cheat]

had to go

[† Bubacik †]

to the shop

[The Cheat]

the candyshop, so

[† Bubacik †]

he bought a

[ThinkTank]

piece of candy :dry:

[Pyratheon]

and with it

[ThinkTank]

he ate it:dry:

[Pyratheon]

then he bought

[~Rod R~]

this nerd rope

[Riathmus]

which he strangled

[C.H.I.L.L.]

CHILL'S NECK, really...

[~Rod R~]

really tight that

[C.H.I.L.L.]

my bowls explode

[Death Shot]

into the world

[~Rod R~]

and the whole

[kerrgtz3]

thing fucking exploded!

[Death Shot]

It was so

[~Rod R~]

terrible,and the

[Death Shot]

poor duck had

[C.H.I.L.L.]

HEY guys whats happenen =D

[Death Shot]

Anywho, that duck

[Death Shot]

Anywho, the duck

[~Rod R~]

flying across the

[kerrgtz3]

ocean of blue

[~Rod R~]

Then he saw

[Death Shot]

sexy lady duck

[~Rod R~]

and he started

[Death Shot]

to stare at

[~Rod R~]

the big behind

[Death Shot]

of that sexy

[~Rod R~]

female duck,and

[8ball]

the bisexual duck

[Zander]

started to think





^last post ever :(

[Scorpionz]

that the ducjk

[Death Shot]

he saw was

[ThinkTank]

a little horny



KINKY!!!!!

[~Rod R~]

dog that was

[ThinkTank]

Getting fixed. So

[Chair_Reloaded]

He bought a

[The Coder]

red and blue

[ThinkTank]

pina colada. Anyways

[† Bubacik †]

he was very

[Scorpionz]

sick so he

[† Bubacik †]

drinks the coladas

[Riathmus]

and had a

[The Coder]

very bad case

[Riathmus]

of pnumonia(sp?) which

[The Cheat]

made the moon

[~SlayeR~]

Drip of blood ..... ;)

~Slayer

[The Cheat]

but just then

[ThinkTank]

everything blew up.

[The Cheat]

Pokemon will one

[ThinkTank]

day rule the

[The Cheat]

box outside the

[ThinkTank]

the discount store

[The Cheat]

next to the

[The Coder]

piggity pwned hobo.

[Coffin Fedder]

piggity pwned hobo.

Shot up a

[Punishment]

large orange straw

[Riathmus]

which he ate

[Punishment]

with two servings

[Riathmus]

of brown potatoes

[Punishment]

covered in lard

[~Rod R~]

that had this

[The Coder]

really funkylicious taste.

[Zander]

After the meal,

[The Coder]

he died from

[Riathmus]

thyphoid fever which

[~Rod R~]

this very bad

[The Coder]

monkey gave him.

[Pyratheon]

a strain of

[Anarchy_United]

t-bag that causes

[The Coder]

rabid wolves to

[Coffin Fedder]

Go oink oink

[~Rod R~]

then they start

[Riathmus]

to run like

[The Coder]

a turky without

Go oink oink

you got that Idea from me and my piggies...

[The Cheat]

the key to

[Zander]

the fountain of

[kvon78]

neverendingwordsmadeofotherwordsthatreallyshould'n tbepostedonthisthread. In the

[Zander]

jungle, the mighty

[~SlayeR~]

Bedroom, the zander....

~Slayer

[Scorpionz]

then went to

-Sz-

[OxaD]

Eat in the...


-Oxy-

[Riathmus]

pig sty with

[Death Shot]

that sexy duck.

[The Coder]

the other day

[Riathmus]

because he had

[KickAssPlaya]

not been laid

[~SlayeR~]

In many years :eek:

~Slayer

[The Coder]

ronald mcdonald decided

[Riathmus]

that he was really fat and ugly

[$20 Gold Coin]

overweight and ugly

[Zander]

,which he was,

[The Coder]

as well as

[$20 Gold Coin]

bankrupt and underpaid

[OxaD]

, and went and...

[~SlayeR~]

made a hut :cool:

~Slayer

[OxaD]

and ate worms...

[Scorpionz]

Then went to

[OxaD]

slayers house and...

[Riathmus]

decided to rape

[Death Shot]

the poor duck

[/\wolfrider/\]

who had no

[Riathmus]

shorts on his

[Death Shot]

legs or head

[Zander]

so he decided

( lol....lets hope this doesn't count as bashing :( )

[The Cheat]

to find a

[~GooseR~]

cheater that could

[KickAssPlaya]

do his dirty

[I BEAT MATHEWS]

work for him.

[Riathmus]

But the search

[KickAssPlaya]

came up as

[kerrgtz3]

nothin but he

[KickAssPlaya]

went to the

[kerrgtz3]

grocery store to

[Zander]

buy a juicy

[† Bubacik †]

and then he

[OxaD]

went home and...

[Scorpionz]

rang up a..

[OxaD]

pizza place and...

[Scorpionz]

got a prostitute

[OxaD]

and she came...

[Scorpionz]

to his house

[OxaD]

And played a.....

[Scorpionz]

erotic game with

[OxaD]

a random sheep...

[Scorpionz]

the sheep then

[OxaD]

went to a...

[Scorpionz]

farm to have

[OxaD]

a party in...

[Scorpionz]

the pigs trough.

[~GooseR~]

The pigs there

[Riathmus]

kicked her into

[OxaD]

goosers hut and...

[~SlayeR~]

made a sandwich...

~Slayer

[OxaD]

with duck eggs...

[Scorpionz]

and ate it.

[~SlayeR~]

it tasted like...

~Slayer

[OxaD]

grass and apple...

[Riathmus]

flavored snapple. It

[~SlayeR~]

gave me herpes...

~Slayer

[Zander]

that smelled like

[OxaD]

You! Cos you're...

[Riathmus]

a smelly old

[Zander]

dirtbag who likes

[Scorpionz]

to eat all

[Zander]

children and their

[~SlayeR~]

chidrens, childrens babies :(

~Slayer

[/\wolfrider/\]

which is very...

[Death Shot]

cool because he

[Scorpionz]

has a big..

[Riathmus]

building and it

[KickAssPlaya]

will never fall!

[The Cheat]

The next great

[KickAssPlaya]

spectactular mod named

[Riathmus]

Riathmus will rise

[KickAssPlaya]

and conquer the

[The Cheat]

bathroom of the

[KickAssPlaya]

the lonely cheat.

[The Cheat]

Bills is a

[Smiley_Girl]

very big badinsky... ;)

[Scorpionz]

who never ever

[The Cheat]

seen TAO for

[Scorpionz]

about seven years.

[KickAssPlaya]

Then a puny

[The Coder]

little man named

[waterpolo]

George bush came

[~X-Doomsday~]

to Canada and

[waterpolo]

had to flee

[Sluff]

from the horrid

[waterpolo]

stuffed teddy bear

[KickAssPlaya]

that played waterpolo.

[waterpolo]

he loved it...

[~Rod R~]

and he did

[~X-Doomsday~]

die because of

[~Rod R~]

of his AIDS

[~X-Doomsday~]

from the monkeys

[~Rod R~]

That were very

[Punishment]

green and fluffy

[~SlayeR~]

i slowly ate......

[OxaD]

pizza and watched...

[Scorpionz]

the moon pass by..

[Riathmus]

that one place

[~Rod R~]

That had this

[Death Shot]

big ass baloon.

[~Rod R~]

That kept floating

[The Cheat]

in the river

[Punishment]

of enormous blue

[~Rod R~]

liquid that came

[The Cheat]

from the moon

[~Rod R~]

and hit earth

[The Cheat]

right in the

[Riathmus]

middle of russia

[~Rod R~]

And It Started

[The Cheat]

to take over

[Riathmus]

your brain, which

[The Cheat]

is not cool.

[Death Shot]

Not cool atall.

[The Coder]

I was walking home

[OxaD]

when someone started...

[ThinkTank]

talking to me

[~Rod R~]

and i was

[Punishment]

eating orange cheese

[OxaD]

and vomiting it...

[~Rod R~]

back up,and

[Death Shot]

jumping up on

[Riathmus]

my bed which

[The Cheat]

is in the

[The Coder]

vomit that the

[happy_trees88]

coder had to

[Death Shot]

eat slowly and

[boogieman]

die a quick

[Riathmus]

life. A robot

[Death Shot]

then decided to

[boogieman]

cut down trees

[Scorpionz]

then decapitate boogieman..

[happy_trees88]

and squish scorpionz

[Sluff]

Happy Trees dies.
*everyone cheers*

[† Bubacik †]

Then he started

[boogieman]

to gain glory

[~Rod R~]

So he started

[Riathmus]

killing off laxdude54

[The Coder]

and I was happy

[Death Shot]

beacause laxdude54 isaubernoobz0rwith6redboxes.

[~Rod R~]

And he can't

[Coffin Fedder]

Produce little white

[Zoticus]

Shit that has

[Riathmus]

mold in it

[Zander]

with tiny black



(guys dont specifically bash the thread will be closed!)

[Mitosis]

particles that will

[Zander]

Ownz0r j00 until

[KickAssPlaya]

you are a potato.

[Zander]

Later that day

[The Coder]

laxdude and duckydoodoo

[OxaD]

Spammed every thread... With pointless crap

[The Coder]

into complete chaos

Edit: W00TZ0RS Laxdude IS BANZ0RED

[OxaD]

Then laxnub got...

[The Coder]

banzored! and we

[Death Shot]

danced in streets

[Zander]

like piggity pwning




(guys seriously dont name people they will close the thread!)

[Riathmus]

fools. then you

[~Rod R~]

start to cry

[Mitosis]

because you know