BETTER three word story (no flaming!)

[boogieman]

that he's g@y...

[Mitosis]

and that he

[SunFlashTheMace]

likes guys or

[boogieman]

other creatures like...

[OxaD]

Unicorns and Fairies....

[Riathmus]

because she's a

[† Bubacik †]

very fat chicken

[Mitosis]

that will eat

[Riathmus]

other fat chickens

[Mitosis]

because KFC rocks.

[boogieman]

In the end,
(btw... who's going to go through all 1000+ pages and record all this stuff? i want a copy of this book :D )

[Cross Punisher]

the story continued

[kerrgtz3]

with a fat

[† Bubacik †]

worms on street

( are you ready to play our tourney game, kerrgtz ? )

[Project Justice]

going to the

[kerrgtz3]

movie to watch

[Project Justice]

Stay Alive, then

[† Bubacik †]

get a popcorn

[The Cheat]

and a fat

[Mitosis]

man walked by

[boogieman]

who sat on

[Riathmus]

some guys head

[Fire Byrd]

Because he was

[Project Justice]

to lazy too

[Fire Byrd]

go and find

[Riathmus]

the nerdy person

[Zoticus]

named Zoticus went

[Mitosis]

to go and

[weasel35]

hunt for humans

[Mitosis]

and also weasels

[weasel35]

and shot three

[Mitosis]

of then. Then

[Project Justice]

we all went

[Riathmus]

out to the

[weasel35]

bar to get

[† Bubacik †]

a cola and

[Mitosis]

and chug it

[boogieman]

to impress the

[Stupendous Man]

fat-ass elephant dancing

[Riathmus]

on top of

[OxaD]

the table naked....:rolleyes:

[~Rod R~]

and everyone looked

[OxaD]

and stared and...

[The Coder]

laughed at ducky

[weasel35]

so incredible hard

[The Cheat]

that we all

[weasel35]

couldn't breath and

[Riathmus]

then laughed some

[weasel35]

more until we

[TTitan44]

Ate a huge...

[Riathmus]

burger. It wieghed

[The Coder]

twenty googleplex kilograms

[weasel35]

and caused us

[OxaD]

to all die...

[Riathmus]

of cardiac arrest.

[TTitan44]

Then got hit...

[neg-rep-king75]

by a oversized

[U22]

monkey with huge

[Riathmus]

teeth and feet

[Winston_89]

that was able

[ko71991]

stop, drop, roll.

[Riathmus]

something that Ko71991

[ko71991]

ate started to

[Winston_89]

come back out

[ko71991]

and then explode.

[Riathmus]

in some dude

[Winston_89]

that was really

[Riathmus]

high up in

[Winston_89]

the sky. Then

[Riathmus]

someone else got

[The Coder]

thrown into a

[OxaD]

bin and left...

[Riathmus]

to rot in

[Dopey]

Misery, but meanwhile...

[OxaD]

an elephant got....

[Livre]

an infection from

[Riathmus]

the aids virus

[Livre]

that killed it...

[Winston_89]

and made it

[Magician]

into a breed

[† Bubacik †]

Then other elephants

[Livre]

crashed their cars...

[† Bubacik †]

and they need

[The Cheat]

a nice box

[TTitan44]

to put their...

[The Cheat]

candy they found

[The Coder]

inside the cheat's

[Livre]

However, meanwhile some

[The Coder]

However, meanwhile some

Keep up with the story. don't stop mid sentance, and start anew

[boogieman]

inside the cheat's
body. Meanwhile the

[Riathmus]

police were looking

[The Coder]

for the corpses

[weasel35]

that were shot

[Livre]

in the head

[weasel35]

about 20 times

[Livre]

and had been

[Riathmus]

burnt to ashes

[The Coder]

by the coder.

[The Cheat]

Soon we will

[The Coder]

get revenge on

[The Cheat]

Dirka Dirka for

[The Coder]

spamming the whole

[weasel35]

fricking website becuase

[Riathmus]

they like canadian

[tid bits]

cows in the

[Livre]

canadian fields but

[weasel35]

they still like

[The Coder]

canada. My piggies

[Riathmus]

are called bacon

[tid bits]

cause there yummy

[The Coder]

and are my

[tid bits]

best buddys in

[Blood And Gore]

heaven. My pie

[weasel35]

was smashed into

[Blood And Gore]

little robot pieces

[Riathmus]

just like you.

[tid bits]

Once apon a

[Blood And Gore]

flea filled dog

[cherry_soda]

there was a

[tid bits]

big turtle named

[islandersfan4sc]

cool turtle man

[OxaD]

and he was...

[weasel35]

and got shot

[The Cheat]

by the lazy

[The Coder]

chicken faced man

[The Ultimater]

There She Was...

[The Coder]

sitting there extremely

[islandersfan4sc]

hurt by chicken

[The Ultimater]

made by man

[tid bits]

and cows ate

[islandersfan4sc]

All her grass (NOOOOOOO!)

[tid bits]

once in a

[weasel35]

very large bite.

[islandersfan4sc]

pickle pickle pickle...

[weasel35]

and more pickles

[tid bits]

and baby pickes

[weasel35]

were thrown out

[islandersfan4sc]

By pickle haters

[~SlayeR~]

Then the pope

[tid bits]

ate the pickles

[Livre]

then farted very

[tid bits]

quietly and then

[Riathmus]

burped loudly. he

[Blood And Gore]

needs apple pie

[Anarchy_United]

a blank post.

[Blood And Gore]

We wash our

[boogieman]

selves in the

[Magician]

whisky bath. Unfortunately..

[Riathmus]

we got drunk

[Magician]

but then we

[boogieman]

found out that

[Magician]

there was a

[Riathmus]

man eating bacon.

[boogieman]

Boogieman loves Riathmus,

[Magician]

so very much <3

[The Ultimater]

but than a

[Blood And Gore]

monkey came jumping

[The Ultimater]

I Love Blood

[Blood And Gore]

I love you (baby)

[Blood And Gore]

OK, lets get back on topic.



ONCE UPON A

[The Ultimater]

year i was

[Magician]

abducted by aliens

[Riathmus]

of the green

[The Ultimater]

cow sponts on

[boogieman]

species. A pole

[Riathmus]

rose out of

[The Ultimater]

my thing and

[boogieman]

into the darkness.

[Magician]

The pole reached

[The Ultimater]

the sun and

[boogieman]

poked a hole

[Magician]

through the ozone

[boogieman]

layer which doesn't

[The Ultimater]

seem to matter

[boogieman]

to the Ultimater.

(nice editing, by the way. :p )

[Riathmus]

He likes being

[The Ultimater]

boogieman's slave witch

[Riathmus]

is impossible because

[The Ultimater]

i just made

[boogieman]

a mistake which

[The Ultimater]

sucks and riathmus

(Are We Gonna Do This Or Not??)

[boogieman]

doesn't want ultimater

[yankeessuck1178]

to eat him

[boogieman]

or boogieman to

[Riathmus]

be my slave.

[yankeessuck1178]

because boogieman is

[boogieman]

a real man.

[Riathmus]

Who likes other

[boogieman]

humans, especially girls.

[The Cheat]

The Earth is

[waterpolo]

actually rather small,

[boogieman]

and somewhat spheretic

[waterpolo]

but not really...

[boogieman]

then riathmus and

[waterpolo]

waterpolo made a... :D (j/k)

[Riathmus]

bowl of soup.

[waterpolo]

they ate it,

[boogieman]

and boogieman watched

(lol, nice post, polo. very interesting)

[waterpolo]

and saw them

[savanna]

go and play

[Riathmus]

with some other

[boogieman]

man because boogieman

[Riathmus]

is very strange.

[boogieman]

But he isn't

[savanna]

cool like savanna

[Riathmus]

She's a women.

[boogieman]

(she's a women? :connfused:)

I'm in love

[Riathmus]

with a stripper.

[savanna]

(of course im female you dork)

i went to

[Riathmus]

(I was talking about boogie;))
peppers that I

[Magician]

would eat if

[waterpolo]

waterpolo did too

[Magician]

while drinking some

[boogieman]

stuff that riathmus

[happy_trees88]

and boogieman made

[Magician]

in the shadows

[The Ultimater]

some fruitpunch and

[boogieman]

cola together with

[Livre]

an ice cube

[TheDemonKing]

and a bunny

[boogieman]

with Mr. Incredible

[TheDemonKing]

so it pwned

[Riathmus]

all. Then some

[boogieman]

guys and girls

[TheDemonKing]

got together to...

[boogieman]

swing and dance

[Riathmus]

with some monkeys.

[TheDemonKing]

that could cook

[boogieman]

I, Boogieman, love

[Riathmus]

Riathmus because I

[boogieman]

pwn3d that g4m3

EDIT: good game, ri. :)

<3

[tid bits]

with my amazing

[Riathmus]

skills which boogie

[yankeessuck1178]

does not have :p

[boogieman]

:bigsmile: anyway,

Boogieman and Riathmus

[waterpolo]

hated eachother so...

[boogieman]

much that we

[happy_trees88]

kissed under the

[waterpolo]

oops posted too late

[boogieman]

*edit your post dude*

anyway,

kissed under the... :wub:

[happy_trees88]

cork tree, where

[waterpolo]

waterpolo was crying

[Magician]

a river. Then

[boogieman]

We were very

[waterpolo]

disgusted at eachother :D

[boogieman]

for not thinking

[TheDemonKing]

About TheDemonKing's sexiness :angry: !

[Blood And Gore]

which is attractive

[TheDemonKing]

because TheDemonKing is...

[boogieman]

actually a DemonQueen