BETTER three word story (no flaming!)

[waterpolo]

Meanwhile, waterpolo loves...

[boogieman]

someone besides Riathmus :)

EDIT: i love this thread, don't you all?

[waterpolo]

Riathmus loves waterpolo.... :P hehe

[boogieman]

No she doesn't. :\

[waterpolo]

Rathmius hates boogieman :P lol

[boogieman]

No she doesn't. :\
again... :rolleyes:

[waterpolo]

ok... let's start with something else...

A man walked...

[Riathmus]

away from waterpolo (messing with you)

[waterpolo]

and waterpolo cried :( *tear*

[Riathmus]

because the person

[waterpolo]

was Riathmus' boyfriend (hehe) :P

[The Cheat]

and that means

[waterpolo]

Riathmus hates me

[The Cheat]

but that is

[waterpolo]

ok because I

[The Cheat]

like to eat

[yankeessuck1178]

alot of food

[The Cheat]

with a side

[boogieman]

of waterpolo's favorite

[TheDemonKing]

bacon-filled pig!

[Magician]

Drinking mulled wine

[TheDemonKing]

While praising Magician.

BTW, magician did you rep me on my guide?

[boogieman]

In a drunken

[Magician]

stumble, TDK fell

[TheDemonKing]

Right on Magician :)

[islandersfan4sc]

pie pie pie

[boogieman]

was the thought

[TheDemonKing]

That I thought

[Livre]

before you fell

[TheDemonKing]

in more pie!

[boogieman]

Which was flavored

[TheDemonKing]

with boogieman's head (muhuhuhuhahahah)

[boogieman]

which was Demonized

[Riathmus]

by the demon

[Blood And Gore]

of hell. He

[Death Shot]

saw the duck

[Blood And Gore]

nail the goose

[boogieman]

there was blood

[Blood And Gore]

erverywhere except the

[The Ultimater]

edge of my

[Blood And Gore]

crazy hippie house

[The Ultimater]

and Blood SHUTUP

[Blood And Gore]

after he slappedtheultimater

[The Ultimater]

but he didn't

[Blood And Gore]

because he joked:p

[The Ultimater]

and he always

[GoldExterminato]

makes them to

[yankeessuck1178]

act very mean

[The Ultimater]

and he hurt

[The Cheat]

all of the

[tid bits]

little piggies in

[boogieman]

the mud. Meanwhile,

[OxaD]

I was eating...

[Magician]

the piggies under

[boogieman]

the mud, which

[TheDemonKing]

Magician already ate

[boogieman]

and vomited all

[TheDemonKing]

In my mouth.

[Livre]

However, a man

[boogieman]

and a woman

[Riathmus]

smacked boogie for

[boogieman]

messing with riathmus. :)

(hey, girl!)

[w0lfy]

Then snarr said,

[The Ultimater]

back off you

[The Cheat]

or else I

[boogieman]

will call my

[The Cheat]

beaver to take

[The Ultimater]

your crap out

[boogieman]

of the way

[The Ultimater]

so i can

[boogieman]

eat a lot

[The Ultimater]

of food so

[boogieman]

they can die.

[OxaD]

In a hole...

[The Ultimater]

where i don't

[GoldExterminato]

know where it

[The Ultimater]

is beacause you

[yankeessuck1178]

don't know where

[Livre]

it is and

[Blood And Gore]

nobody really cares

[yankeessuck1178]

that your dead

[~SlayeR~]

And living off.....

[Blood And Gore]

Your big, bushy

[The Ultimater]

ass with no

[TTitan44]

deep fried chicked...

[boogieman]

to kick in

[yankeessuck1178]

a little ketchup

[boogieman]

with steak sauce

[Death Shot]

that Homer Simpson

[tid bits]

would love because

[FullMetalFreak]

fish duck neg

[Death Shot]

. I saw a duck

P.S. make your banner smaller :dry:

[yankeessuck1178]

that got shot

[tid bits]

78 times in

[boogieman]

the ass with

[OxaD]

A potato cannon...

[Riathmus]

which shot idahoan

[boogieman]

riathmuses, along with

[Riathmus]

boogers from boogieman's

[The Cheat]

magic yellow box

[waterpolo]

. The Cheat came

[The Cheat]

to rule us.

[waterpolo]

but failed because

[The Cheat]

but failed because

Umm I put down a period.


Starting over:


The magic box

[waterpolo]

that waterpolo ate

[The Coder]

was very tasty.

[islandersfan4sc]

and never late

[The Coder]

do you see the period? sentances end at periods.
start again.
Once upon a

[Funky Furgon]

time, funky furgon

[The Coder]

got freaky with

[waterpolo]

an ape named

[Funky Furgon]

fullopsy who has

[waterpolo]

five heads and

[Funky Furgon]

i did.. oh and i play waterpolo :)

[waterpolo]

sweet dude what state??? im in PA


anyway....

This hairy ape....

[The Coder]

was eaten by

[waterpolo]

the coder with

[OxaD]

its big jaws...

[Riathmus]

that were hairy

[Magician]

and its sharp

[The Cheat]

head was so

[Funky Furgon]

freaky, it exploded.

[Riathmus]

like funky furgon

[XpLiCiTReaLiTy]

who sat on

[Riathmus]

some dudes head

[boogieman]

which in turn

[silvermyst]

Messed up his

[boogieman]

mentality that was

[silvermyst]

Bigger than his

[boogieman]

head, which was

[Riathmus]

two inches bigger

[silvermyst]

Then his whole

[Livre]

leg which is

[The Ultimater]

fater than livre

[boogieman]

in a mudstorm (don't ask me where that came from... :confused:)

[The Ultimater]

where he tripped.......?

[boogieman]

in the mud

[silvermyst]

giving his head

[boogieman]

a minor concussion

[~GooseR~]

with an owie. :(

[Death Shot]

That caused him

[Riathmus]

to act like

[Blood And Gore]

winnie the pooh

[boogieman]

and tigger too

[Riathmus]

much. He ate

[boogieman]

his ears off

[Blood And Gore]

with some mustard

[boogieman]

with a side of

[Blood And Gore]

with a side of
4 words.. restart.


His dog ran

[boogieman]

4 words.. restart.


His dog ran
Damint, didn't even see that one. Sorry guys...

away from Boogieman

[Blood And Gore]

at sonic speeds

[boogieman]

with Sonic the

[tid bits]

hedge hog and

[boogieman]

ruined the steak

[Blood And Gore]

with flying dust

[boogieman]

and evil moths

[Blood And Gore]

climbing mount. everst

[boogieman]

hanging on by

[Blood And Gore]

some mystical rope

[boogieman]

which was seasoned

[Blood And Gore]

with seasoned ribs

[boogieman]

and seasoned fries

(can you tell i'm hungry?)

[Blood And Gore]

. Dogs want to

[boogieman]

go and bite

[tid bits]

you for spamming. :D
j/k

there once was

[boogieman]

A Boogieman and

[Riathmus]

a fool set

[boogieman]

of pie. Riathmus

[Riathmus]

whacked boogie for

[boogieman]

giving flowers to

[Riathmus]

her. She then

[boogieman]

broke his heart

[The Cheat]

wich is funny

[boogieman]

to everyone but

[The Cheat]

the president of

[boogieman]

The United Islands.

[The Cheat]

The Flying man

[boogieman]

ate his fill

[The Cheat]

of the boogieman.

[boogieman]

The Cheat died

[The Cheat]

but came back.

[boogieman]

He was Ghostified

[The Cheat]

but became GOD.

[Riathmus]

who's other name

[golden man]

was Pedro so

[The Cheat]

they all had

[boogieman]

big ass beards.

[Riathmus]

They also had

[boogieman]

Boogiemans and Riathmi (sp?)

[The Cheat]

who then went

[Riathmus]

(Riathmi? It's Riathmus.)

and destroyed a

[boogieman]

container of explosive

(it was plural...)

[The Cheat]

chees the size

[boogieman]

Edit ya post dude. :)

Restart: They destroyed a

[The Cheat]

school which is

[boogieman]

a good thing.

[The Ultimater]

beacause the students

[boogieman]

were given porn

*see thread in General Discussion*

[The Ultimater]

(i saw it!)
the second time

[silvermyst]

Than they took

[Blood And Gore]

some weed and

[Almost]

smoked it .

Thats not 2 words.

[OxaD]

One day I...

[Riathmus]

got into a

[boogieman]

car with Boogieman :cool:

[tid bits]

and died because

[boogieman]

Boogieman was hot. :cool:

[Riathmus]

That's a lie

[boogieman]

only to Riathmus. which is actually also a lie...

[yourself]

Then The Cheat

[tid bits]

ate a big

[yourself]

head of lettuce.

[tid bits]

once in a

[The Cheat]

full moon we

[~Rod R~]

go outside and

[The Cheat]

play capture the

[~GooseR~]

goose in the

[silvermyst]

Back yard While

[The Cheat]

then we eat

[~Rod R~]

a big giant!!!

[boogieman]

Boogieman's best friend

[Magician]

was found in

[boogieman]

a dead dumpster.

[Riathmus]

It's name wasn't

[boogieman]

Boogieman or Riathmus... :\

[Magician]

and that meant

[boogieman]

that the imposter

[cherry_soda]

was going to

[Xenon]

smack this bitch

[C.H.I.L.L.]

rofl, i mean

so he could

[Riathmus]

die peacefully in

[boogieman]

his deep grave.

[Riathmus]

She then decided

[boogieman]

to marry boogieman

[Riathmus]

and barfed organs

[Blood And Gore]

on her dog

[boogieman]

who loves boogieman. :)

(You all can't win... :rolleyes:)

[Riathmus]

But it bit

[Xenon]

bitchy spirit_monger.

[Anarchy_United]

Everyone negged Xenon. (Hint, Hint)

[Magician]

And everyone was

[T Solo]

Endlessly filled with

[Blood And Gore]

the sound of

[Scorpionz]

music. The hills

[Blood And Gore]

began to shake

[The Cheat]

then they all

[Riathmus]

ran like little

[The Cheat]

birds back to

[T Solo]

Riathmus who then

[The Cheat]

made a cake