BETTER three word story (no flaming!)

[T Solo]

With her blender

[The Cheat]

so it would

[T Solo]

Wrestle her dog

[Magician]

forcing her to

[The Ultimater]

pee her pants

[Punishment]

In Emma Watson's

[Blood And Gore]

purse. They all

[tid bits]

went to the

[Scorpionz]

beach to have

[The Ultimater]

some beer and

[Scorpionz]

get laid. Before

[Blood And Gore]

surfing the waves

[tid bits]

i went to

[T Solo]

The utlimater's room

[OxaD]

and trashed it... :)

[TheDemonKing]

only to realize

[Blood And Gore]

theultimater kicked urass

[Scorpionz]

. The Ultimater is

[T Solo]

78 years old

[OxaD]

and is the...

[Riathmus]

devil's playmate of

[TheDemonKing]

pie. Then they

[Ner0]

Eat all of

[T Solo]

THEDEMONSKING's Pie and

[Riathmus]

go crazy because

[The Cheat]

anime is werid.

[waterpolo]

One day a(n)

[The Ultimater]

waterpoloist played in

( is "waterpoloist" a word? )

[waterpolo]

(no its not)

a pool filled....

[tid bits]

with stuff like

[The Ultimater]

knives, guns, and

(tid bits i was there when you got jumped by a fourth grader...lol were you there when he said *cool face* in big green?)

[tid bits]

steriods, so then

[The Ultimater]

they got high

[tid bits]

and went to

[The Ultimater]

the diving board

[tid bits]

and jumped so

[The Ultimater]

they landed in

[Ner0]

This BIG hole

[OxaD]

and all died.

[boogieman]

Boogieman pz0wn3r3d Riathmus

[silvermyst]

What the hect

[Riathmus]

(I wooped Boogieman a while ago. He's still mad :p)
And his computer

[Jax'D]

then blew up!

[tid bits]

Then suddenly a

[Jax'D]

huge magic stick

[The Cheat]

which turned the

[~GooseR~]

Mods on, whipped

[The Ultimater]

goose that was

:p

[IcyLizard901]

sleeping with bird

[The Ultimater]

and they both

[IcyLizard901]

were honking and

[Smiley_Girl]

in their nest! :rolleyes:

[Kreator]

they were shot

[T Solo]

To protect the

[TheDemonKing]

Cherryp pie's head

[Kreator]

From hydrogen bombs

[boogieman]

that the Nazis

[silvermyst]

trough away and

[Jax'D]

get slapped in

[~GooseR~]

hairy, fat, slimy,

[The Cheat]

face. The Grass

[~GooseR~]

was so soft

[The Cheat]

it was like

[Jax'D]

jello on a

[ThinkTank]

donkeys shit-smelling ass.
------------^ One word ofo's :p

[FullMetalFreak]

and he said

[boogieman]

"Woe is me"

[Riathmus]

to boogieman because

[boogieman]

Boogieman is cooler. :cool:

[tid bits]

then he died (because...)

[boogieman]

Boogieman killed him.

[Riathmus]

Boogieman was killed

[boogieman]

because he's cool. :cool:

(or... was cool...)

[tid bits]

but thats a

[boogieman]

true statement, because

[tid bits]

your a lier

[boogieman]

which is false.

(btw... it's spelled "liar".) :)

[ducky doodoo]

once apon a

[ducky doodoo]

time there was

[ducky doodoo]

big fat man

[ducky doodoo]

name preskott and

[ducky doodoo]

he went to

[ducky doodoo]

the dump to

[tid bits]

to stop (wats 6 in a row?) posting or YOU WILL BE BANNED

(sorry its more than 3 words)

[swedish pygmee2]

OR YOU WILL BE BANNED
keep posting ducky!
any hoo

once upon a

[tid bits]

flee filled dog

[boogieman]

Duckydoodoo got banned.

[tid bits]

and the angels

[Death Shot]

rejoiced in heaven.

[yourself]

You gave yourself

[boogieman]

a kick in

[tid bits]

the butt because
(butt:D)

[Riathmus]

you needed to

[yourself]

talk to yourself.

Edit: my 50th post!

[boogieman]

Who art thou?

[Emma Watson]

I am Emma. :)

[Riathmus]

Stop lying foo.

[boogieman]

What's a foo?

:rolleyes: (this could go on forever...)

[Emma Watson]

Foo is you.

[Riathmus]

Foo equals fool.

[The Coder]

Bob ate a

[boogieman]

foo, which was

[Riathmus]

Emma watson's alter

[boogieman]

egotistical-ass nut who

[~Rod R~]

flaem flame flaem
said this thread was dumb

[boogieman]

Egotistican fools eat

[Riathmus]

other foo's who

[boogieman]

are extremely delicious.

[The Cheat]

A large pair

[Riathmus]

of owls flew

[boogieman]

over the cuckoo's-nest (had to hyphenate...)

[The Ultimater]

and hit a

[Riathmus]

plane upon a

[ThinkTank]

This makes no

[C.H.I.L.L.]

sence because i

[kvon78]

wont use punctuation

[The Ultimater]

with these words

(this is my 500th post!)

[ThinkTank]

What a waste.

[waterpolo]

I then realized

[OxaD]

that this was...

[Jax'D]

all a terrible

[boogieman]

Dream that Bohemianlikeyou

[Riathmus]

smothered us with.

[Jax'D]

Riathmus is t3h

[~SlayeR~]

Noob of this .....

[Jax'D]

whole freakin thread.

[boogieman]

not-so-noobish (thread.)

EDIT: nice, jax. :)

[The Ultimater]

but still some

[Jax'D]

activity in the

[boogieman]

moss proclaimed that

[tid bits]

he ate his

[Riathmus]

broccoli and brussel-sprouts.

[boogieman]

Boogieman's gone gold,

[Riathmus]

and Riathmus is

[boogieman]

still really cool. :)

[Anarchy_United]

Six Lesbians having

[Emma Watson]

Emma Watson as

[The Ultimater]

their litte doll :p

[Riathmus]

used her like

[boogieman]

blankedy blank blank.

[The Ultimater]

Boogieman left us

[boogieman]

because he's cooler. :cool:

seriously, left who? :mellow:

[The Ultimater]

( i don't know )

But he left...

[boogieman]

never to return.

[The Ultimater]

So he was

[boogieman]

still da bomb. :cool:

[The Ultimater]

He was walking

[boogieman]

down the street

[Riathmus]

but got run

[~SlayeR~]

down by mooses .....

[boogieman]

dressed in black. :ninja:

[The Cheat]

The sun is

[OxaD]

hurting my eyes

[Scorpionz]

.....The Beatles Rule.

[boogieman]

and Stones drool.

[OxaD]

Ahh, To True :)
EDIT: mine was an ad on for scorpz.

[Scorpionz]

Yes it is..

[boogieman]

because Scorp said. :cool:

[~SlayeR~]

i love chicken....

[Riathmus]

and pork, and

[boogieman]

Fido's owner's homework.

[OxaD]

I am Hungry

[The Cheat]

so let's eat

[OxaD]

some nice food

[The Coder]

but not pigs

[The Cheat]

but instead eat

[~GooseR~]

some fresh cheaters.

[Jax'D]

I love ~GooseR~!

[The Coder]

That was random.

[T Solo]

Random as ~~GooseR~~

[The Ultimater]

can ever be :p

[Scorpionz]

made on the

[ThinkTank]

chickens dirty poop. :confused:

[OxaD]

I Am Bored

[boogieman]

because I'm tired. *yawn*

[OxaD]

Go to bed..

[boogieman]

you sleepyhead. Um...

[OxaD]

One Day there...

[~SlayeR~]

was a noob

[ThinkTank]

who just cared

[~SlayeR~]

for his salami...

[OxaD]

and his mom... :huh:
EDIT: thats all i could think of cos stiff posted before me >.<

[ThinkTank]

He was gay

[Almost]

DAMN THOSE CHICKENS!

heh, what? It's the 3 word story

[T Solo]

Who Eat Salami :cool:

[endless]

time to necro

[The Ultimater]

with some of

[GoldExterminato]

of my tasty

[TTitan44]

homemade muffins that...

[Viva La Love]

I examined and...

[The Ultimater]

i did something

[Toledo 13]

to your face

[The Cheat]

with a spoon

[Toledo 13]

and an orange

[The Cheat]

for the bacon

[Krome]

flavoured crisps. On

[The Cheat]

the red sun

[Toledo 13]

because it has

[Krome]

too much damn

[The Cheat]

the power to

[Toledo 13]

eat large fruits

[endless]

because they're juicy

[Toledo 13]

just like a...

[me14k]

Cock roach. Then

[Magician]

the cockroach ate

[The Cheat]

several grapes and

[OxaD]

vomited them all...

[~SlayeR~]

In a hat

[OxaD]

then I went...

[boogieman]

to the crapper

[Riathmus]

and had fun.

[boogieman]

Riathmus is extremely

[Riathmus]

awesome and very

[boogieman]

un-Boogiemanlike. Meanwhile, Boogie

[Livre]

was dancing to

[Riathmus]

a very catchy

[Magician]

but very annoying

[Viva La Love]

slice of cheese

[The Coder]

whose name was

[Magician]

Bernie. He was

[~SlayeR~]

one ugly peice ....

[OxaD]

of dirty poop... ;)

[boogieman]

with holy saladdressing.

[swedish pygmee2]

from the big

[tid bits]

burrito in the

[Arm & Hammer]

Store On The

[Blood And Gore]

bag of chips.

[ThinkTank]

Chickens eat shit.

[The Cheat]

RPG's really Suck.:) :bigsmile: :D

[Arm & Hammer]

This Chicken has....

[The Cheat]

the power to

[Arm & Hammer]

Lay A Golden

[T Solo]

Pound of heavy

[~SlayeR~]

ear lobes. When .....

[Arm & Hammer]

the Chiken jumps

[~SlayeR~]

Over the cheese.....

[Arm & Hammer]

and land on..

[The Cheat]

the moon we

[Arm & Hammer]

Had to take....

[Riathmus]

evasive action from

[boogieman]

Boogieman's favorite resturaunt

[Arm & Hammer]

Is The Most..

[boogieman]

Arm, read at least 5 posts above the last before adding to the story. It went like this:
When the chicken jumps over the cheese and lands on the moon we had to take evasive action from Boogieman's favorite restraunt.

Start from:

Boogieman's favorite resturaunt

[Kreator]

which is wendy's

[Arm & Hammer]

and they have

[~SlayeR~]

Large amounts of ....

[tid bits]

icky stuff like

[Toledo 13]

cake and cookies

[Magician]

with cherry frosting

[phoenixofflames]

and yellow covered