BETTER three word story (no flaming!)

[Bohemianlikeyou]

The last post of this was deleted because people were bashing each other. SO NO BASHING!

I think you know what to do with this, so I will start.


So, this guy

[jaydude6]

ate a shoe

[Bohemianlikeyou]

then he said,

[Bohemianlikeyou]

Please post! (not part of story)

[Half-Mad]

Then Bohemianlikeyou played

[skribe311]

the flute while

[Aro23r]

while he ate

[Al Caponeoni]

somebody's stolen wallet

[skribe311]

and a cheeseburger.

[LondonJack]

Suddendly his girlfriend

[Bohemianlikeyou]

said, "I love

[LondonJack]

your sister Emily

[Ri'Orius]

We're eloping tonight.

[nads]

She swallowed it

[ultraexactzz]

Hook, Line, & Sinker

(ampersands are punctuation)

[Bohemianlikeyou]

So then a

[Half-Mad]

Star Destroyer flew

[bigmikeybig]

and shot down

[Sir Vilhelm]

His sister Emily

[LondonJack]

Luckily a rabbit

[skribe311]

hopped along and

[Riddy]

bought a new

[Bohemianlikeyou]

Agent Santa Smith

[Hashish_Scout]

at the local

[Bohemianlikeyou]

Costco. Then some

[LondonJack]

rabid dancing coyotes

[Riddy]

shot up a

[Rogue_Wolf]

dude's ass

[buttmonkey]

and jacked a

[LondonJack]

pickaxe covered in

[buttmonkey]

goo-ey petroleum jelly

[Bohemianlikeyou]

purple cream cheese.

[Bohemianlikeyou]

Uh-oh.

[LondonJack]

Ignoring the Snafu

[AzN_GuY]

LondonJack stole the

[Aro23r]

calender from the

[Bohemianlikeyou]

Baker's butt crack. :)

[LondonJack]

Sniffing the Calendar

[Bohemianlikeyou]

He said, "hey,

[Furious_Angel]

this smells like

[LondonJack]

blue cheese icecream

[Bohemianlikeyou]

, and this is

[skribe311]

a tasty calendar

[Omega_Paladin]

so a fish

[skribe311]

died. Then, a

[Omega_Paladin]

pig killed a

[AzN_GuY]

walking man with

[LondonJack]

a dark doughnut

[Hashish_Scout]

made of feta.

[Sir Vilhelm]

Then Skribe's Sister

[Demon's Ice]

jumped around with

[skadfather]

mens boxer shorts

[LondonJack]

in her mouth

[Demon's Ice]

and machine guns

[skadfather]

at her feet.

[skribe311]

Inside the boxers

[Rogue_Wolf]

were little hamsters

[bigmikeybig]

that always sang

[Demon's Ice]

"jingle bells". Suddenly

[AzN_GuY]

the inverted dragon

[jaydude6]

ate itself with

[TheGleemanJest]

a little ketchup.

[Bohemianlikeyou]

Some guy named

[skribe311]

Jeramiah licked the

[Bohemianlikeyou]

MASTER CAT OFDOOM!!!!!111!!1 (and)

[buttmonkey]

inane replys continued.

[Omega_Paladin]

A flaming pig

[skribe311]

burst into flames

[bigmikeybig]

and started spewing

[skribe311]

out flames while

[Demon's Ice]

a chicken knifed

[Bohemianlikeyou]

(the) MASTER CAT OFDOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!111!!1!! (and)

[Choi]

The knife missed

[skribe311]

and landed on

[Bohemianlikeyou]

the Cheesy moon.

[skribe311]

Choi's mom said "

[skadfather]

I wonder if

[Choi]

Santa will bring

[LondonJack]

nuclear holocaust or

[S_K_O_F]

hilarity to ensue!

[Bohemianlikeyou]

Then, KGB Furbies

[S_K_O_F]

stick their fingers

[Bohemianlikeyou]

in white rappers'

[S_K_O_F]

so they can

[Bohemianlikeyou]

eat furry armadillo

[S_K_O_F]

without getting messy.

[Bohemianlikeyou]

But wait! A

[S_K_O_F]

large cylindrical object

[Bohemianlikeyou]

swam into the

[S_K_O_F]

dark abyss of

[Bohemianlikeyou]

Mephistopholes' butt crack

[S_K_O_F]

As this happened,

[TheWhiteRider]

an army of

[jaydude6]

Sharan womboed a
(i know... but haven't you ever heard of wombology?)

[Bohemianlikeyou]

hunted wumpus. Then

[S_K_O_F]

upon realizing that

[Bohemianlikeyou]

his pants were

[uknowwho42]

wedgied like hell

[skribe311]

and his ass

[Bohemianlikeyou]

exploded in balls (of)

[-=+=-]

acid and he

[Bohemianlikeyou]

Died. Some guy

(100th post, -=+=-!!!)

[S_K_O_F]

gave the bird

[meletus]

an alka seltzer

[Rescorlian]

and it turned

[S_K_O_F]

into a pile

[Choi]

of smoking ash.

[Rescorlian]

Seeing this pile

[skribe311]

Choi grabbed a

[S_K_O_F]

monkey that was

[skribe311]

covered in KY-Jelly

[Rescorlian]

licked it clean

[skribe311]

and screamed out "

[S_K_O_F]

I LOVE SLIMEY MONKEYS!!"

[Choi]

Then woke up.

[skribe311]

The next day
(nice save choi)

[Rescorlian]

to find a

[Rescorlian]

here's this story up to my last post:

So, this guy ate a shoe then he said, Then Bohemianlikeyou played the flute while while he ate somebody's stolen wallet and a cheeseburger. Suddendly his girlfriend said, "I love your sister Emily We're eloping tonight. She swallowed it Hook, Line, & Sinker So then a Star Destroyer flew and shot down His sister Emily Luckily a rabbit hopped along and bought a new Agent Santa Smith at the local Costco. Then some rabid dancing coyotes shot up a dude's ass and jacked a pickaxe covered in goo-ey petroleum jelly purple cream cheese. Uh-oh. Ignoring the Snafu LondonJack stole the calender from the Baker's butt crack. Sniffing the Calendar He said, "hey, this smells like blue cheese icecream , and this is a tasty calendar so a fish died. Then, a pig killed a walking man with a dark doughnut made of feta. Then Skribe's Sister jumped around with mens boxer shorts in her mouth and machine guns at her feet. Inside the boxers were little hamsters that always sang "jingle bells". Suddenly the inverted dragon ate itself with a little ketchup. Some guy named Jeramiah licked the MASTER CAT OFDOOM!!!!!111!!1 (and) inane replys continued. A flaming pig burst into flames and started spewing out flames while a chicken knifed (the) MASTER CAT OFDOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!111!!1!! (and) The knife missed and landed on the Cheesy moon. Choi's mom said " I wonder if Santa will bring nuclear holocaust or hilarity to ensue! Then, KGB Furbies stick their fingers in white rappers' so they can eat furry armadillo without getting messy But wait! A large cylindrical object swam into the dark abyss of Mephistopholes' butt crack As this happened, an army of hunted wumpus. Then upon realizing that his pants were wedgied like hell and his ass exploded in balls (of) acid and he Died. Some guy gave the bird an alka seltzer and it turned into a pile of smoking ash. Seeing this pile Choi grabbed a monkey that was covered in KY-Jelly licked it clean and screamed out " I LOVE SLIMEY MONKEYS!!" Then woke up. The next day to find a

Word for word, all I did was add spaces in between pastes.

[skribe311]

half eaten bag

(gj rescorlian)

[Cookie]

of stale cookies!

[Rescorlian]

Then there was

[skribe311]

He ate them

[Cookie]

(Continue as needed)

(Then there was)... a call from...
(He ate them)... and become terribly...

[Rescorlian]

Sick, but he


BReak from subject here, I think a thread went missing, I want to see if anybody else has noticed there was a thread on cybering, I think the name was like "what's up with people wanting to cyber or something), I;m pretty sure it was in general discussion. Sorry but this is one of the most read threads right now. Please reply.

[skribe311]

played rugby anyway.

(the thread is gone i guess... what were you people talking about in there? mod might have deleted it)

[Rescorlian]

Then the quest




anybody else notice please reply

[Cookie]

(not going to put a piece in)


I noticed it, as well. Since the topic was deleted after I added a comment, I may have upset a moderator by saying something, so I'll refrain from saying it again.

[skribe311]

took a turn

[Rescorlian]

playing with his



anybody who wishes to do so please, there was a long thread that went "missing" on cybering and what needs to be done with it. Please go and iether restate your opinion or make a neww post.

[skribe311]

pet fish, eric

[Rescorlian]

the monkey came

[Choi]

through a window

[skribe311]

dressed like superman

[Rescorlian]

proclaiming I am

[buttmonkey]

the last (of the) mohicans!

[Bohemianlikeyou]

Some insane-o anteaters




(Beast riders!)

[Rescorlian]

sucked so terribly

[Bohemianlikeyou]

that they destroyed

[buttmonkey]

eric the monkey.

[ultraexactzz]

Meanwhile, in Anchorage,

[Bohemianlikeyou]

the team of

[AzN_GuY]

Alaskan Technophile Troglodytes

[Bohemianlikeyou]

who seemingly eliminated (the)

[GeneralBenedict]

KOTR from tacticsonline!

(lol jk)

[Bohemianlikeyou]

(NOOOO FLAMING OR ANYTHING ABOUT OTHER MEMBERS OR CLANS. THAT'S WHAT GOT THIS THREAD CLOSED LAST TIME!)
Anyway...

Even after that,

[Killer_kev]

they still flamed

[Bohemianlikeyou]

the dragon tyrant.

[Killer_kev]

before it owned

[Bohemianlikeyou]

the countless (newb) Create-a-units.

[Killer_kev]

even though they

[Bohemianlikeyou]

were indescribably cheap.

(I've created a monster...)

[Killer_kev]

and god like

[Bohemianlikeyou]

you! Cuz I

[Killer_kev]

have great skills

[ArcPaladinZero]

and like cheese

[AzN_GuY]

Ignoring grammatical fluctuations,

[Killer_kev]

(how did that follow the story?) and correct spelling

[Rescorlian]

decided to destroy

[GeneralBenedict]

GeneralBenedict for flaming

[GeneralBenedict]

other clans. Then (my bad sry guys)

[Killer_kev]

the good general

[Rescorlian]

for hurting little

[Bohemianlikeyou]

(?)
Was sentenced to

[Rescorlian]

jail for hurting


?? woah, how'd I do that

[AzN_GuY]

Rescorlian's posting skills.

[skribe311]

Rescorlian, dazed & confused,

[AzN_GuY]

stumbled away towards

(cheeky monkey, using the & sign :p)

[S_K_O_F]

stuck his head

(is this making as much sense to everyone else as it is to me...this stuff needs to be published

[Bohemianlikeyou]

(Three word Story: A novel by a bunch of crazy people playing an internet game:D )


into a polka-dotted

[ArcPaladinZero]

pink fax machine.

[Bohemianlikeyou]

This was made

[Choi]

by mutant monkeys

[S_K_O_F]

with 15 pound

[Rescorlian]

Oranges attached to

[Rondo]

their power staffs

[S_K_O_F]

of death. Now,

[Rescorlian]

the three wise

[Choi]

TAO administrators decided

[Rescorlian]

to destroy the

[Al Caponeoni]

globes of Manjenga

[Choi]

with flame throwers,

[Al Caponeoni]

that occasionally backfired,

[S_K_O_F]

and singed off

[jaydude6]

1000000000 million waves

[Al Caponeoni]

of pure milk.

[buttmonkey]

BUT WAIT! Now

[S_K_O_F]

as this happened,

(JayDude, might as well make it infinity...lol)

[Al Caponeoni]

the orb spoke

[jaydude6]

in pig latin
EDIT- 115 POST!

[S_K_O_F]

"Ia ikela igba uttbas,
(oh yeah 3 words...sorry)

[Choi]

nd-a I-a ant-ca

[S_K_O_F]

et-ga o-na atisfaction-sa."

[Rescorlian]

(Translation) I come for

[Rondo]

chocolate chip will be fine;) ;) ;)

[buttmonkey]

take me to

[buttmonkey]

Mrs. Fields NOW!

[Bohemianlikeyou]

"But the cookies

[ArcPaladinZero]

argued with the

[Bohemianlikeyou]

scary monkey robots &

[ArcPaladinZero]

began to tie

[uknowwho42]

their shoes. Suddenly,

[Rescorlian]

a big cat

[Logic]

went into the

[Rondo]

step,step,twirl,step,twirl,twirl....etc

[Bohemianlikeyou]

But Wait! Some

[Logic]

prostitute took out

[Choi]

a switchblade and

[S_K_O_F]

sliced off her

[Logic]

10 squiggley arms,

[uknowwho42]

and immense manhood.

[Logic]

All the sudden--

[S_K_O_F]

an epic battle

[Logic]

that consisted of

[S_K_O_F]

one legged trolls

[Hashish_Scout]

erupted in the

[Rescorlian]

in the firey

[Killer_kev]

TAO battle field

[bigmikeybig]

amongst the giant

[Logic]

5 legged scouts

[Cookie]

Cookies are good.


;)

[Logic]

A blind robot

[Rescorlian]

and his deaf

[Bohemianlikeyou]

armadillo, Bobo, said,

[Riddy]

i am a

[Rescorlian]

deaf armadillo who

[Bohemianlikeyou]

can't hear anything!"

[Rescorlian]

The monkey looked

[S_K_O_F]

like your momma!

[Riddy]

Suddenly flames erupted

[S_K_O_F]

from your momma's

[Bohemianlikeyou]

left armpit. Suddenly,

[Logic]

There was a

[Bohemianlikeyou]

RANDOM THOUGHT ATTACK

[Logic]

on the poor

[Bohemianlikeyou]

senseless piece of

[Rescorlian]

crap S K O F's momma

[ArcPaladinZero]

who was cooking

[Rescorlian]

a large large

[ArcPaladinZero]

killer japanese robot

[Bohemianlikeyou]

that ate a

[ArcPaladinZero]

small box of

[S_K_O_F]

chocolate covered pianists

[ArcPaladinZero]

playing a tune

[Bohemianlikeyou]

called, "The jackrabbit

[Aro23r]

come forth." However,

[Omega_Paladin]

flaming pigs have

[Logic]

more fighting capability

[LondonJack]

then seventeen wombats

[Half-Mad]

. Pity the pigs

[Logic]

for they have