Why dont my guys block

[DARKSMILE]

I never get any blocks AT ALL. I dont get blocks from greys or golds who have 100 more stats than i do. Why does this game never give me anyblocks. I no it is random when you get them, but, why does it never "randomnly" give me any blocks. The other players get like 5 blocks in a row. And they are ALWAYS game deciding blocks. I hate this. The other player always admits that i don't get any blocks.

The last game that i actually got important blocks was with allstar like 2 months ago.

Why dont i EVER get good blocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cuathon]

i did indeed get awesome blocks

[thefreezing]

Randomized blocking system blows. For example, it says that pyros has 33% chances of blocking, actually it's 66%...so on for other units.

[DARKSMILE]

Randomized blocking system blows. For example, it says that pyros has 33% chances of blocking, actually it's 66%...so on for other units.

I agree, but still, like, every single game my guys almost never block.

[DARKSMILE]

UGH no blocks again vs pidricko.

[FryLock]

Waaah. Waaaaah! WAAAAAH! :sorry: :fie: :crybaby:

Alternately, to paraphrase a line from Family Guy:

"Why don't my guys ever block?"
"Because you touch yourself at night."

[DARKSMILE]

"Because you touch yourself at night."

:o who told you

[da1n]

Yeah, then there's people like Wayf who use block hacks :threaten:

[DARKSMILE]

Yeah, then there's people like Wayf who use block hacks :threaten:
how the heck do u block hack. its impossible

[sub the hendrix]

Y DONT MI PEEPL BLOCK THIS GAME SUX0R I H8 JOO N00BS ALL OF JOO!11!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!1!111

Or, to paraphrase, /close n00b thread.

[eternal fire]

When you play with people 100+ stats more than you. You would usually lose,( no offense but they usually will be better than you if they have 100+ more stats than you) therefor all the blocks done by your enemy seems more apparent. LIke when i played, i take notice of the blocks more often when l lost than win.

Another possibility is that you are cursed. And i better get away from you right now. Cause your curse is gonna curse me with it. j/k (but bear in mind that it is a possibility)

I really feel srry for you if your knight didn't front block 3 turns in a row. Or your opponent's dmw keep on blocking. As it happened to me once

Edit: Srry I didn't clerify something: "When you play with people 100+ stats more than you. You would usually lose" apply only 1300+

[Dove]

Hey eternal fire, you suck. My stats are like 880 but I guarantee I could beat 90% of the 1100's. Greys and golds alike.

I find that lots of times I get blocks when I don't need them and miss out when I need them. Just the other day I'm playing, trying to get my grey (Legends of course) up to 1300. I jump a 1200 gold named ApocalypseClaw.

Game goes well... but problems arise. I won't bore you with details, I'll just say if some blocking would have been a little more *ahem*, in order, I would have easily won. It ended in a draw, so I was still somewhat happy, but those 3 stats would have been nice.

Then I turn around and play 800 stat I iZ l33tm4n. Side witch blocks, pyro blocks, and he gets nothing. Boo this, I could have owned him with 6 units. Gimme some luck when it's useful!

Suck it blocking.

[KBHoleN1]

I agree with Dove. I wouldn't say my blocking percentages don't even out, so it is not the fault of non-random blocking, it is just my general bad luck that comes with my life. This doesn't happen as much, because I don't play gray that much, but I used to miss blocks when I need to save... oh say a scout... but when I have nothing but a pyro left he blocks 3 times, how does that help me? I think it's hilarious.

But a good strategy for grays who complain about blocking: come up with a plan to kill a unit that a) requires no blockable attacks (magic or back hits), or b) has an alternate plan if the unit blocks 1, 2, or even 3 times. In other words, account for all possibilities and a lot of the time you can overcome the lucky blocks.

[BlackSyphon]

or you can hit from the back?? duh...

dunno, blocking gives me trouble every now and then, I know what you mean. Its the repeated knight frontals that piss me off...

du

[cuckoo]

I used to hate blocking.

Nowadays I make sure I sacrifice a gourd of Pyromancer blood to the Blocking God and there are no problems.

[Wayfaerer]

Yeah, then there's people like Wayf who use block hacks :threaten:

:dry:

[Godmic18]

I just use magic to block. :cool:

[Cuathon]

i simply include pineapples in the daily diet of my units. but whneever i forget to pass them out my luck is awful

[Terps rock]

just use a bomb and then your guarenteed more blocks then them

[LondonJack]

Have you tried asking your units nicely? I find mine block far more frequently when i say please, and promise them strippers.

[BlackSyphon]

OMFG!!! was that who I think it was??? I miss that banner :(

London, do you plan on staying?

du

[DARKSMILE]

ok, this is getting really old. i am sick and tired of my guys never blocking. my guys have probably block 35% of the time. and there guys have blocked 99.9% of the time. I am getting really mad :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[MANSLAUGHTER1]

My guys must be on crack especially in rushing games. But in turtle games I am usually winning and get blocks that I don't need. My furgy is deffinatly selling weed when its not on the field.

[LondonJack]

Have you tried asking your units nicely? I find mine block far more frequently when i say please, and promise them strippers.

I think bob might have been on to something, have you tried asking nicely, and promising rewards (your guys might not be into strippers, so experiment a little)

[DARKSMILE]

I think bob might have been on to something, have you tried asking nicely, and promising rewards (your guys might not be into strippers, so experiment a little)

ok ill try it :dry:

[gryph89]

relax dark , you're not the only one , i lost a game to a 850 gold b/c all of my shots missed and all of his hit , pretty embarassing huh , 4 dam front scout shots on me . .
*sigh*
i don't know why i even bother

[DARKSMILE]

relax dark , you're not the only one , i lost a game to a 850 gold b/c all of my shots missed and all of his hit , pretty embarassing huh , 4 dam front scout shots on me . .
*sigh*
i don't know why i even bother

seriously

[gryph89]

swear to god , i didn;t get one block the whole time . and he got like 5 in a row

[Terps rock]

blocks led me to losing to philly by a 6 hp knight :bigsmile: but a lost to Stupid :mad:

[DARKSMILE]

swear to god , i didn;t get one block the whole time . and he got like 5 in a row

that happens to me EVERY single game. I just got done with a game where this grey who jumped me got 3 witch bloks in a row. and they weere from the side.

[Dove]

that happens to me EVERY single game. I just got done with a game where this grey who jumped me got 3 witch bloks in a row. and they weere from the side.

Hahaha :p

[Ghetto Ev]

Thats gotta suck

[KBHoleN1]

Darksmile, I've got an idea, play me in a game, that's bound to change your luck - I've never had an extreme blocking game where I was the recipient of a whole lot of lucky blocks. A few here and there, yes, but nothing like what you're talking about, maybe we can cancel out your luck and get you back on the right track :bigsmile:

[DARKSMILE]

ok, i am starting to get Pissed. I am not blocking at all. this has gone on long enough. It is getting to the point that ii am gunna quit the game. this game is freakin biost

[wr4th4]

ok, i am starting to get Pissed. I am not blocking at all. this has gone on long enough. It is getting to the point that ii am gunna quit the game. this game is freakin biost

Don't quit Darksmile. Why don't you take up KBHoleN1's proposal? You must be getting SOME blocks.....you may also want to try and take this up with an admin. Quitting is never the answer and there must be some way to fix your problem.

[DARKSMILE]

.....you may also want to try and take this up with an admin.
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Hi sergiy,
For the past month, my units have probably blocked 35% of the time. And my enemys have blocked like 99.9% of the time. Why does this game not give me any blocks. It isn't fair!
I don't know

[FryLock]

I don't know either, but I'm sure that whining about it will fix everything.

[Krome]

I do indeed give some awesome blows

What was that?

[22woger22]

Have you tried asking your units nicely? I find mine block far more frequently when i say please, and promise them strippers.

;)

[Duffman]

Put your clothes back on woger you're only embarrasing youself.

[DARKSMILE]

Put your clothes back on woger you're only embarrasing youself.
if your talking to me i dont freakin care

this game is freaking messing up my stats. it dcoesnt help me at all
i have gotten my stats by not getting ANY FREAKIN BLOCKS. and know i am literally getting no bbloacks a game. its pissing me off

[wr4th4]

if your talking to me i dont freakin care


Put your clothes back on 22woger22 you're only embarrasing youself.

:hi:

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