The Best Players In Tao.

[Halo-master]

*Great Lakes Best Players*they will beat you*
crx: :cool:
warcow
zzzaacckk
monkus

*banffs toughest players*they will make you surrender*
Frylock :cool:
bottle
zarack24
big x
netjak.com

*Armageddons most skillz playas*they will kill you*

the pharoah: :( hi cheated
the thrasher:
***THE KILLER***
nasgul

*Revelation's most powerfull golds*most greys will not survive there*

the thrasher :cool:
~gladiator~
zarack24

[thefreezing]

Lmfao.

[Moose]

k?


Moosey

[Amaroth]

:rolleyes:

[Tama Drummer]

What about Actopia? You didn't list the best players on that server, though the only ones I know that play that server are APZ and Ach...

[Jeffery]

*Great Lakes Best Players*they will beat you*
crx: :cool:
warcow
zzzaacckk
monkus

*banffs toughest players*they will make you surrender*
Frylock :cool:
bottle
zarack24
big x
netjak.com

*Armageddons most skillz playas*they will kill you*

the pharoah: :( hi cheated
the thrasher:
***THE KILLER***
nasgul

*Revelation's most powerfull golds*most greys will not survive there*

the thrasher :cool:
~gladiator~
zarack24
Hi, I realise you are new here, so please take the following advice.

Whenever you get the urge to make a new thread, stop and ask yourself the purpose of the thread. Is it worth making it? Is it something that really needs said?

In this case, no, because anyone can check a rankings list.

So please, in the future, think 4 times before making useless posts/threads.

Thank you and have a nice turkey.

[Moose]

I don't think the best players are really the "best" players, the one's that love the game are hard to beat :P



Moosey

[Halo-master]

~~~***THEY WILL BEAT WHOEVER DARES TO FACE THEM***~~~trust me i've faced them.

[Blexican]

BANNED! :p


well just one more stupid thread.... then your banned probably.

[Halo-master]

jeffery your not funny and i have faced them b 4 and then i check their stats and i said to myself *no wonder they beat me* again jeffery your not funny read my typing
~~~***NOT FUNNY***~~~

Thank you and have a nice *DAY*

[Halo-master]

Why Woud I Get Banned?
I Post A True Thread.

[Blexican]

How stupid can you be dude? Insulting someone that is pretty much a forum god here (which you probably didnt know) but seriously I siggest you play EVERYONE before deciding who the best player is, like moose.... wasnt he the creator of the turtle ? He has got to be a good player for playing that long. and Wolfy, Bottle , your forgetting way to many people.

[Jeffery]

jeffery your not funny and i have faced them b 4 and then i check their stats and i said to myself *no wonder they beat me* again jeffery your not funny read my typing
~~~***NOT FUNNY***~~~

Thank you and have a nice *DAY*
I am not trying to be funny. I am serious. I am trying to help you not be a n00b, by helping you understand that posting such threads is not healthy for you.

[Tama Drummer]

jeffery your not funny and i have faced them b 4 and then i check their stats and i said to myself *no wonder they beat me* again jeffery your not funny read my typing
~~~***NOT FUNNY***~~~

Thank you and have a nice *DAY*


I don't think he was really trying to be funny.
And if you're basing people's skills on their stats, you're retarded.
I have 750 stats, and I still suck. :)

[Amaroth]

What about Achtopia? You didn't list the best players on that server, though the only ones I know that play that server are APZ and Ach...

You forgot Joe Pesci and Chuck Norris. Along with the entire cast of Reservoir Dogs....

[Blexican]

wow jefferey I really respect how you are trying to make this kid not a noob in the forums.

[Godmic18]

Jeffery is not a clown that trys to make you laugh. He's more likely to smack the senses back into you.

[Halo-master]

thnx for the info tama drummer....LOL

[Halo-master]

Post If You Wanna Battle Me In Armageddon I'll Show You Turtle Power!

[Liquid Swordsman]

Zarack owns you all.

[Jeffery]

Post If You Wanna Battle Me In Armageddon I'll Show You Turtle Power!
We are discussing you lack of forum knowledge at the moment. No matter your skill, or lack thereof, posting threads and posts that are useless and/or offensive will result in persons flaming you.

Flaming may be avoided by simple application of common sense before posting.

[Warcow]

~~~***THEY WILL BEAT WHOEVER DARES TO FACE THEM***~~~trust me i've faced them.
You have? I don't believe we have ever played, so that statement isn't true . . . Also, there are lots of players who can beat people on that list, having the highest stats doesn't make you unbeatable, nor the best.

[dirka dirka]

considering I beat everybody but warcow, on that list

[actgfin1234]

ahh, if only ~zedd~ was here. To humble ALL the players. and then get beat by ach. :cool:

[Wolfman]

Post If You Wanna Battle Me In Armageddon I'll Show You Turtle Power!

Dear Halo..... being one of the vet in this game n army server, i cant bare to see u lacking respect to forum vets n even some "retard" comment on army's best n even worst... your "i donno ya" noob turtle power.

Therefore, i official announce in your thread that i am dumb n would love to learn how to turtle from u in army. Plz call me when u see me.. although i am mostly on rev now.

I Challenge Thee.

Wolfy

****guys (those who know me) , plz don tell halo whats my specialty.

[FryLock]

****guys (those who know me) , plz don tell halo whats my specialty.

Wolfy is the master of the freezer bomb and the all-cleric rush. beware.

[Wolfman]

*Great Lakes Best Players*they will beat you*
crx (good guy)
warcow (my GL tur man)
zzzaacckk (good guy)
monkus (BG's very nasty n tricky)

*banffs toughest players*they will make you surrender*
Frylock (my rev team mate n my tag mate)
bottle (my rev team mate n my tag mate)
zarack24 (donno him)
big x (my rev team mate)
netjak.com (donno him)

*Armageddons most skillz playas*they will kill you*

the pharoah (donno him)
the thrasher (cool attorney, my friend)
***THE KILLER*** (donno him)
nasgul (donno him)

*Revelation's most powerfull golds*most greys will not survive there*

the thrasher (cool attorney, my friend)
~gladiator~ (cool guy)
zarack24 (donno him)


(see inserts)

wolfy

[Hatchet Warrior]

Halo, you listed some of the best on GL, but you got a lot of searching around these forums to find that those three aren't the best.

[truffleshfl]

Wolfy is the master of the freezer bomb and the all-cleric rush. beware.

Way to go you ass, you just told everyone about that cleric rush.

No one better take that seriously...

[*The Nothing*]

nOObly.

[Megabyte]

I laugh at your army's best, positively laugh.

And didn't I humiliatingly beat u a week or two ago when u jumped me? Maybe it was another gold with halo in the name... *look through screenies*

Anyways, unlike wolf, I'm not so subtle. So...

Shut up noob, if anyone could speak for army, it wouldn't be you, so pls don't. Please learn some proper social skills before you ever make a thread again, and if you see me giving m open challenges in Army, feel free to jump me, I still take great pleasure in beating up other golds.

[Kyir]

*Revelation's most powerfull golds*most greys will not survive there*


greys cant even play there

[*The Nothing*]

This my friends, is a prime example, why we should have a system, to where....
When you register, you have to write a 200 word essay(nothing too big) about why you like tactics, how you found it, and why you wanna join the forums. :)

This would help the administrators and mods, depick who really wants to be part of our community. :)

[dirka dirka]

Yea, we actually came up with a decent solution. For every 2 rep boxes you can make one thread a day.

[*The Nothing*]

and how many ppl on these forums follow that idea? Zero. :D

I like my idea, and think that if bills used it, we'd have alot less to worry about on these forums.:)

[Wayfaerer]

Nice job Halo, the captions rock :cool:

[Jeffery]

Nice job Halo, the captions rock :cool:
You did get the fact that all comments in ()'s were added by Wolfman, right?

[Wayfaerer]

I don't see any brackets, so no :wacko:

[*The Nothing*]

lol....This thread should be deleted. It's sooo retarded. (nOObs Gone Wild) :D

[ArcPaladinZero]

There needs to be an IQ test of some sort before people are allowed to sign up on this forum. It will determine whether or not someone can start a thread much less even post.

[*The Nothing*]

Which is why I suggested this...

Upon registering in the forums, he/she should have to give the normal information. However, also should have to fill out a 200 word essay, about why they wanna be a member of these forums, and maybe some simple math problems or something.....:D

[Megabyte]

who wants to read that many essays?

[Wolfman]

Anyways, unlike wolf, I'm not so subtle. So...

Shut up noob! if anyone could speak for army, it wouldn't be you!

u r not being nice here, mega...hehehe

ought to take some "be cool" course... :P

wolfy

[Cavour]

monkus (BG's very nasty n tricky)
Huh? :(

[Wolfman]

jk.. hehehe

wolfy

[Cavour]

jk.. hehehe

wolfy
;)

[actgfin1234]

Cav, quit usin that dum winkin face!
yes, I spelled dumb wrong on purpose.

[dirka dirka]

You would figure email activation would be enough to stop this.

[LondonJack]

*pokes Cavour with a very sharp "chocolate" covered stick*
*feels his obligation to Glam is fulfilled*

[finalfantasyt]

:confused:

It's LJ!!! :confused: :confused:

[Glamdring]

*pokes Cavour with a very sharp "chocolate" covered stick*
*feels his obligation to Glam is fulfilled*
Come now... do you *really* feel that this is fulfillment of the required duty?

Tisk tisk. What will I ever do with you? Will you never learn to heed and obey your mistress's every unspoken command?

[*The Nothing*]

*ignores the real purpose of the thread.*

*does a funky dance*

[Duffman]

*pokes Cavour with a very sharp "chocolate" covered stick*
*feels his obligation to Glam is fulfilled*
You really don't like us that much?
*big watery eyes*

[Swartzstrom]

jeffery your not funny and i have faced them b 4 and then i check their stats and i said to myself *no wonder they beat me* again jeffery your not funny read my typing
~~~***NOT FUNNY***~~~

Thank you and have a nice *DAY*

In these days of TAO, stats don't mean a damn thing when considering someones' skill level.

[Cavour]

*pokes Cavour with a very sharp "chocolate" covered stick*
*feels his obligation to Glam is fulfilled*
LJ!!!! JACKY!!!! AHHHH!!!!

:eek:

!!!

Okay... a little calmer now...

You best be staying 'round here boy! :cool:

[Glamdring]

You best be staying 'round here boy! :cool:
That's what I keep telling him, but he seems reluctant. Don't worry though, I have a secret weapon. He'll never see it coming. It'll be like WABAMM and FWOOSH and KAPOW and *crunch* woops... ewww... I stepped on a cockroach... that's disgusting.

*wanders off to clean her shoe*

[Swartzstrom]

That's what I keep telling him, but he seems reluctant. Don't worry though, I have a secret weapon. He'll never see it coming. It'll be like WABAMM and FWOOSH and KAPOW and *crunch* woops... ewww... I stepped on a cockroach... that's disgusting.

*wanders off to clean her shoe*

What? :wacko:

[emerald slasher]

*pokes Cavour with a very sharp "chocolate" covered stick*
*feels his obligation to Glam is fulfilled*

come back u monkey (u may not kno me much but maybe his intrigue of who i am will pull him back :p.... *prays it works*

[CRX687]

~~~***THEY WILL BEAT WHOEVER DARES TO FACE THEM***~~~trust me i've faced them.

you've played me?? :confused:

[Swartzstrom]

you've played me?? :confused:

Whoever played CRX had to have pissed him off pretty bad. It's hard as hell to get him in a game.

[CRX687]

Whoever played CRX had to have pissed him off pretty bad. It's hard as hell to get him in a game.

if ur over 1300, all you have to do is ask and not ask for something stupid like 1 unit battle or turtle games *cough* dirka and (alpha) *uncough*...

[Wayfaerer]

dirka always brags how you're a free win anyways, he shouldn't need a turtle :p

[Hugh Junit]

*pokes Cavour with a very sharp "chocolate" covered stick*
*feels his obligation to Glam is fulfilled*


What car trunk did you crawl out of, LJ? Jesus, I haven't been this shocked since I found out snork was a transvestite....
Actually, I wasn't really shocked by that.
Welcome back, amigo. :cool:

[T3km4n]

I always knew I sucked at this game.