The Rescorlian-is-drunk-and-that-always-leads-to-comical-posting thread.

[Snarr]

Resc feel free to talk about any subject you feel strongly about.

[DARKSMILE]

... :huh:

[Snarr]

Rescorlian drunken posts is just what the forums needed, besides it's a chance for the new guys to withness something that was up till now reserved for ol' vets.

[Rescorlian]

Ahahahahahahahahahaha...


AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*fights down laughing...losing*

AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Anyway's, today is a good day, why?

Because today I have polished off 1/2 a 26 of spiced lambs, 1/2 a 26 of wisers, and 1/4 of a 40 of vodka, what does it all mena you ask?

Here's the answer

http://img41.exs.cx/img41/7251/haha5go.jpg

Yes for you see, I have lushed in the ways of all good things, I am full on easter dinner, and alcahol *takes puff off smoke*

And I'd like to talk to you all about something very important

<filter>

For you see <filter> is an awsome thing, it gives to us <filter> <filter> in a time if many <filter> You may well think that <filter> is vbery <filter> awsome, but it is in fact very <filter> <filter>

In total I would like to say to all of you TAO people, drink more. I know I am *drinks vodka, I will be repoting back after a lil while longer, and another drink ;)

[Wolfman]

Resc feel free to talk about any subject you feel strongly about.

lol.... snarr.. what is this for???

wolfy

[Rescorlian]

*starts inluential TAO mind meld*

GIVE ME REPS

GIVE ME REPS

GIVE ME REPS
GIVE ME REPS
GIVE ME REPS
GIVE ME REPS
GIVE ME REPS
GIVE ME REPS
GIVE ME REPS
GIVE ME REPS


Yes, that is good, now refer to my <filter? like good lil forum go GIVE ME REPSers and have a nice day

P.s GIVE ME REPS

[Rescorlian]

Thank you wolfy for ruining my double post chance, and my triple post chance, I would have broken all the <filter> in the owrld if not for your <filter>

Anyway's, how about those canucks?

[Rescorlian]

*see's chance for third post, takes it*

It occurs to me my past posts have not been amsing as my usual drunk pots are, so I pose to you this.

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Drunken



Monkies


Riding...

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Trycicles..

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In skirts

[Snarr]

We can still read it, you need more alchol...
And after that you can go streaking through GD.

[Wayfaerer]

Not another fake drunk gag! :bad:

[Rescorlian]

*see's chance for fourth post in a row for an all time record*


YESSSSS I am the all time bad posting champion. For those of you who do not know me (newbs) I say to you this, have you respected your TAO vet today?

CAAAAAAUSE be kind to your TAO veteren friends, cause they just might be somone's trainer. (sung)

Wow, good stuff, it makes me wonder if anyone is actually reading this, does anyone care? Who is bills? Does anyone care?

Any who, this thread has put me under to much preasure trying to provide you <filter> with <filter> and <filter> with <filter>!!!

[Snarr]

Not another fake drunk gag! :bad:
You should see ihm on Banff... It's not. Besides he's renounced for it.

[Godmic18]

Renowned for being drunk or eating paint chips? Or was he raised under power lines?

[emerald slasher]

aww resc :0...he kcicks ass drunk or not

[Rescorlian]

Dear wayferar or w/e, you suck, to question me is beyond your newbish capabilities and should get back in place or I will destroy you with a flick of my pinky finger!!

Renounced for it? yay I'd say that's accurate, get theburning to post on this thread and find out why (friendly challenge for argument to thebruning issued) yes it's true, your arguments are so strong, they are weak!! AHAHAHAHAHA


Dear godmic17

I don't know you, but your attitude seems to lack any sort of intelligant manner. You semll funny and your mom dresses you in army boots.

Dear emerald slasher

You are a super <filter> ty for the compliment, I retuen it with a very inculting rep :D

Dear snarr, your hair billows like a thousand dandilions, I dreamed of yu last night, for some reason Bruce willis was there (may have something to do with sister making watch retarded aniumal babies 12)and hope you will visit me sometime in the new world of Dartonia. Where Darts is a internationally held sport, and cats are allowed to lick their <filter> anywhere they please.

[Godmic18]

Dear godmic17

I don't know you, but your attitude seems to lack any sort of intelligant manner. You semll funny and your mom dresses you in army boots.

Rescorlian,

Hehe. I guess that sorta happens when I'm hungry. If I haven't eaten all day my intelligence level goes out the window. It'll come back in, oh, an hour or so. Until then, happy sailing. :cool:
Army boots hurt when you get kicked by em. I'm more of a Sandals kinda guy.

[emerald slasher]

lol resc i never received the rep.... but thats not what this thread is about cmon and get more drunk u monkey

[Punishment Co.]

Aaah, which server does this Mindblock's clan reside?

[emerald slasher]

*gotta get in it

[Tama Drummer]

Dear Rescorlian,

Applesauce! :D

[BoBo The Fool]

For christ's sake! When did you start drinking? Right when you woke up today?

[Liquid Swordsman]

This is stupid, and not funny. Like most other online drunk things.

I hope Goku Kamayamayawaves your ass for this.

[Glamdring]

THIS THRED R0X0RS TEH BIG ONE!!!1!11

Jus sos ye know.

*slowly reaches for a Bottle*

[Rescorlian]

You didn't recieve it emerald.. BS!!

Ty tama, I gotta say I love it more then cranberry suace *greedily eatingf apple sauce*

Bobo my mom get's mad when I do that.


to the rest, pithvpihvspo4ihv;oihbs4ti;oh4pihbpIliketolookatima gesofladiesinskimpyunderwearandthothismaybebprever tedIamactuallyhetereornotamtiveandifanyguysdon'tdo thesametheyarenotandarehomosexual

I love you all.

[emerald slasher]

its true i didnt get it resc u drunkey..... *hits resc...resc nails emer with a huge hit to the face

[*The Nothing*]

Funny....kinda like me, when i'm stoned. O_o

[Zeratul]

You didn't recieve it emerald.. BS!!

Ty tama, I gotta say I love it more then cranberry suace *greedily eatingf apple sauce*

Bobo my mom get's mad when I do that.


to the rest, pithvpihvspo4ihv;oihbs4ti;oh4pihbpIliketolookatima gesofladiesinskimpyunderwearandthothismaybebprever tedIamactuallyhetereornotamtiveandifanyguysdon'tdo thesametheyarenotandarehomosexual

I love you all.
nice message Rec. keep'er coming

[Merch Sach]

Spamming on the internet. Just the thing I want to do when I'm drunk.

[Poop Slinger]

Whats going on you sobering up?.. been 6 hours since your lastpost.. giterdone

[*The Nothing*]

I think he went to bed, lmao.

[bludhoundz]

Do cheeseburgers talk to you Resc?

[Ignition]

*Starts get well soon party the next morning*
Heres to no hangovers

[Cuathon]

cheeseburgers dont talk to you blud?

i was sure i was normal.

maybe your just weird.

[Bottle]

THIS THRED R0X0RS TEH BIG ONE!!!1!11

Jus sos ye know.

*slowly reaches for a Bottle*
A Bottle, or The Bottle?

[Warcow]

A Bottle, or The Bottle?

A little wishful thinking never hurt anyone eh Botts? ;)

Lonely at the top?

[Ignition]

we all know he is

[Rescorlian]

Every once in a while we feel nastalgic, evey once in a while we feel the need to check in on something we onec felt was important to us. Every once in a while... we feel the need.. to make a post when we're drunk.

To all TAO users I say this, you suck!!


No I'm just kidding, but most of you do. ok maybe a few, anyways I was visiting my parents after driving 6000 kms in a week and felt then need to do something silly. In this I decided why not go to TAO, a community I once felt myself a part of, and drop aline.

*snort*

Damn that was a good line!

I have read no new posts I have no idea what the 12 yr olds are posting (nor do I care) I have no idea what the illumni are posting (go those of you I know and respect.. even those I don't like but still respect)

*takes a swig of triple rum and sprite*

SO I will say this, my life has been gong well, and I hope MOST of yours are too, tho most of you are douches.... anyway's. I come here not to make humor but insult (yes, your mom is so fat she would sit on a skittle and pop a raimnbow out) instead I come to say to you all...

Your nerds,

The highest calliber of nerds I chose to associate myself with, thoseof you who know me know I mean you, those of you who are thinking (who is this douce?) you can go play hide and go **** yourself)

it occurs to me that the newest breed of mods and admins may read this and ban me, earse it, close the thread (w/e) sering as when I left censorship was on the uprise) not to take any deliberate slashes at anyone (not even aro) but I will get to the point..

Tactics atrena has been going on for quite a while now, and while I still feel it is a former shade of it's self while dealing with memebers I would still like to raise my drink to those who have made it great *drink* to those who will make it great *drink* and especially to those n00bs who made it an annyoing place *drink* (you make me want to drink the most when thinking of this site.

To the new clans who have up and risen, good for you and congradulatons, to those whop have fallen and limp along *drink* good for on continuing to try.

*drink*

*drink*

ok, now that I'm hammered here come there humor,

one day a biker was driving on a highway,
he heard a voice, it was GOD
God said to him, you have led an honest and good life despite being a biker,
I will give you one wish,
The biker thought..
I wish there was a highway between the mainlnd and hawaii,
God said "isn't that kind of a stupid wish?"
so the biker thought some more,
SO he wished to understand women,
why they cry when they do, why they do what they do,
everything...
to which God replied, you want that highway to be 2 lanes or four?

SO now that we've had some humor, to those who know me, I'm hoping your doing wel and enjoing yourself (even those who in the past I had disagreements with, if I spent the energy on you to get insulted, you must have been worth the time mentally)

To those who I generally disrespected, I hope you die... no I'm just kidding but I do hope you don't get laid for a year (no Bils this doesn't include you, especially since we all know your Gay:D:D)

*EDIT* btw blud, no cheeseburgers do not talk to me, they whisper..

[Bottle]

:eek:

[silent demon]

Rescorlian is the greatest drinking buddy anybody could ever ask for. I applaud to him.

[Anarchy_United]

Damn, you kick ass.

[Bottle]

Rescorlian is the greatest drinking buddy anybody could ever ask for. I applaud to him.
You don't even know who he is, Mr. Jul 2007.

[KBHoleN1]

Hooray ... Resc knows I suck! I feel so loved ...

[Wizzy`]

Resc feel free to talk about any subject you feel strongly about.

snarr. :(

[Poop Slinger]

You sir are the suckiness! and I miss you.

[Ächilles]

Resc is a punk!

[Glamdring]

That brought a tear to my eye, it was so beautiful. Triple rum and sprite! That man sure knows how to pick 'em. *sniff*

Always was a good drinker. <33 resc.