Warrior King

[Thingy]

Note that this is not a serious unit idea.

Health: 300
Power: 100
Armor: 75%
Range: 30
Blocking: 100%
Move: 30
Recovery Time: 1 Turn
Attack Pattern: This unit has a ranged attack by throwing it's sword.

Abilities: When the battle starts, this unit instantly kills all of your opponent's units. When this unit is struck, it heals back to full health instantly. This unit counts as 10 units.

[Lonely Tylenol]

Please tell me this is a joke, or I'll reach through this computer and slap you myself.

[Sanity]

Note that this is not a serious unit idea.

Health: 300
Power: 100
Armor: 75%
Range: 30
Blocking: 100%
Move: 30
Recovery Time: 1 Turn
Attack Pattern: This unit has a ranged attack by throwing it's sword.

Abilities: When the battle starts, this unit instantly kills all of your opponent's units. When this unit is struck, it heals back to full health instantly. This unit counts as 10 units.
this unit is so overpowered, it's scary. :eek:

EDIT: oh...nice one. ;)

[lazerslug]

um did you say that when battle starts it kills all unit? and i know the idea is horrible but if you frosty it you'd win :D it is WAY too over power though and i think it IS a joke

[Sanity]

highlight the top, he wrote something in black. ;)

[lazerslug]

oh lol

[Lonely Tylenol]

:dry: It doesn't count as a mistake on my part if he wrote it in black text.

Besides, considering some of the ideas CAU has seen recently, it's not surprising that I, well, shall we say, "got confused".

[Sanity]

:dry: It doesn't count as a mistake on my part if he wrote it in black text.

Besides, considering some of the ideas CAU has seen recently, it's not surprising that I, well, shall we say, "got confused".
indeed, i know what you mean. serious units similar to this are actually becoming common. :eek:

[lazerslug]

indeed, i know what you mean. serious units similar to this are actually becoming common. :eek:
lol nice point infact if he took out the instant kill all opponent part it'd be better than dragon god.. just frosty it..

[Hellblazer]

Thingy, this isn't even a funny joke. I'd have to say, if it's not a joke, that it is THE worst idea that I ever layed eyes upon.

[Jeffery]

Thingy is a Vet posing as a n00b.

Personally, as soon as they are exposed, they go on my ignore list with the other idiots.

[Hellblazer]

Thingy is a Vet posing as a n00b.
But he just joined the forums this month...

[Jeffery]

Yes, he "joined" yesterday. And since has been a complete idiot, and yet shown knowledge of forum issues going back a while. Everything he has done has shown himself to be a vet, but his actions are that of a n00b.

We should run bets on who it is.

[Hellblazer]

20 bucks on he's Dark*Demon, or someone like that.

[Jeffery]

No, I think it is someone who was kinda respected, trying to play a joke.

[Hellblazer]

True.
Maybe sirgiy...

[Duffman]

Sergiy is a bit busy to be playing silly jokes in CAU. You were closer with Dark*Demon.

[Mithrandir]

It wasn't me and I generally despise black text jokes. I found this one pretty funny though, perhaps because I am so disgusted with the awful ideas coming through here that it's an outlet for a little humor in the bad situation.

[Cross Punisher]

Ha :laugh:

This was so funny I forgot to laugh.

Excluding that first "Ha." :tease:

[Hellblazer]

Sergiy is a bit busy to be playing silly jokes in CAU. You were closer with Dark*Demon.
But sirgiy posted the "An Important Goodbye" thread, which was a joke.

[Admiral Moor]

*groan*

this joke just does not strike me as funny. Dumd jokes like this should be screened.

[Hellblazer]

*groan*

this joke just does not strike me as funny. Dumd jokes like this should be screened.
Forget screened. They should be shot, stabbed, and burned as many times as possible.

[Admiral Moor]

agreed. they're a complete waste of space.

[Hellblazer]

Thingy, check your pm's. I made you a banner. :)

[Admiral Moor]

you make allot of banners, don't you.

[Hellblazer]

Yes. It even says in my signature that I make banners.

[Thingy]

Thanks Hellblazer

[Iceage Heatwave]

*blink* *blinkblinkblink*

Might want to sharpen that there banner

[Admiral Moor]

it IS a little hard on the eyes.