The time has come.

[dirka dirka]

In light of recent events I am leaving. The community has proved to me that they support complete idiots, and what the complete idiots do. The community therefore also proved that attempting to help the community is BAD!! My advice to you all is don't help anybody, ever. I most likely will still play every so often.

I won't be responding to anything said here, much less reading it.

Edit: Let me point out that the recent events only drove me over the edge. Things have just been boring around here, and nobody is truly going anywhere. I can't even find a good turtle game anymore.

[Elentari]

Dirka! What's your aim.

[Warcow]

In light of recent events I am leaving. The community has proved to me that they support complete idiots, and what the complete idiots do. The community therefore also proved that attempting to help the community is BAD!! My advice to you all is don't help anybody, ever. I most likely will still play every so often.


My Final Shoutz, sorry if I forgot you but I'm not going to write an essay here.

theburning - Once again I find words not doing justice. Its been real, and remember all that I've said. Years from now, when I look back, you will be the one I remember.

warcow - Taught me all I know. Definitly had our ups and downs, but in the end it was always great.

realist - Ah, my humanistic friend... Good luck.

jeffery - Its been fun getting on each others nerves!! I wouldn't change it if I could.


I won't be responding to anything said here, much less reading it.


The soldier's song is a sad song,
He pipes it soft and low

I would ply a gentler trade, says he,
but war is all I know.

Seeya Dirka, we are what we are, and we can not change that.

I'll catch you on the flip side.

[Glamdring]

dirka, can you honestly not see any humor at all in that little spat?

Wow.

[Godmic18]

dirka, can you honestly not see any humor at all in that little spat?

Wow.

Honestly, no. Remember my simplicity of life thread? Dirkster, I think you may be complicating things again...

[Glamdring]

You know, I would feel bad about this, but the fact that he reacts so poorly over being called a girl... almost indicates he thinks being a girl is a bad thing.

[Elentari]

Well, for a guy to be a girl is a bad thing. For a girl to be a girl is good. Does that make sense? :)

[Glamdring]

Well, for a guy to be a girl is a bad thing. For a girl to be a girl is good. Does that make sense? :)
no.

[theburning]

Dirka!
Don't go? Seriously!

I mean, if I had left over everytime that someone here didn't treat me very well...I don't think I'd have been here for more than a few brief seconds!

Ach - Why would you rep him and not sign your name? I don't think that was very respectable!
And for that matter? Why neg rep him for that post? He put a bunch of time and effort into it!

[Jeffery]

Dirka, you really need to take a break for a while I guess. Wasn't it you who told me to not take it so seriously all the time?

Take a break, then come back. Or I'll kill you.

[theburning]

I know how dirka is feeling right now. It happens to me every few days or so. :)
I find if I just get off for the day, I come back feeling fine in the morning.

Anyways! dirka, I didn't give you permission to leave! Therefore, you're not going anywhere.

[343 HeadHunter]

it sounds like some of you are being mean to dirka, but then again i could be wrong. I don't know the exact insedent that made him leave TAO but he was a good player and will be missed.

[Foundation]

damn...dirka...you will be missed

[finalfantasyt]

dirka, stay. Many people don't want you to leave, and if I'm correct on the reason you're leaving, you don't need to leave over it. Just ignore it, get some sleep, and you'll feel better.

[Krome]

Bye Dirka and see you around dude.

[Serge]

We can't be without dirka dirk
I tell ya that will never work
Ya gotta roll with the punches kid
Take a break that's what I did
And just ignore the idiot
He'll be less entertained by his ****
Just think things through a little bit
And if your choice remains the same
Then don't wimp out go through with it

*bows*

[Krome]

Not bad.

[Wayfaerer]

Later nub

[Krome]

you had to edit to words, awww did you spell later wrong you silly nubcake? :D

[Wayfaerer]

i'm a retard, awww did you spell later wrong you silly nubcake? :D

Yes, that's what the edit button's for. You should try using it sometime :dry:

[gryph89]

hmm ,It's sad to see you go Dirka , we never did get that turtle game in.

[Snork]

Up yours Dirka.
I mean, don't leave.

I guess I gotta track him down and bring him back.
Anybody got his im program names?
I'm sure there's nothing in the world he'd want more than the thrill of being messaged over and over by me.
Here I come Dirka.

[bludhoundz]

I know you won't read this, but good raps, and of course, good game.

Bye.

[Hellblazer]

No, dirk, stay! Nobody wants you to go. The reason you're leaving is a bit understandable, but it doesn't mean you have to leave.

[Zeratul]

ever since that night that you and I got to talking I knew that it was coming, but alas I never thought so soon. Well best wishes in anything you decide to do.

[ck1]

The way he has been posting, I'll bet he's back in less than a week. :)

[tyu]

Goodbye Dirka

[BlackSyphon]

what more can I say? nice knowing ya...

what possible incedent in an internet forum would upset you so much.

A lot of people want you to stay, anyways, peace.

du

[Blexican]

man dirk, you were one of the few really good friends I had on here. You always looked at things from my perspective as well as yours to look at the in and out of things. When everyone else disliked my banners you saw the good and work I put into it and voted for me. I really will miss you and your funny reps. I will really remember your 75 posts per day count.



-BleX

[T3km4n]

I thought people didn't like this guy? I guess getting a new name really is a complete new beginning.

[Jeffery]

The way he has been posting, I'll bet he's back in less than a week. :)
Yes, but what will the new name be?

[Ignition]

that is the question... I'm guessing since he has no sweet clue where the first one came from ( i think he was drunk or something ) how we evey be able to know untill we see that his posts/day is in excess of 50. but i'm shure he'll probly punch the keyboard then get something like: " a;piusg" then just put it in a second time so he gets something like "a;piusg a;piusg" then he'll make some sweet banner and well konw its him

[_Thunder_]

Well im really sorry to see you leave dirka. But remember this. You were ONE the best post whore these forums has ever seen. :)

[Jeffery]

No, that was O_P.

[Godmic18]

Yes, but what will the new name be?

Akrid Akrid

[Snork]

I thought people didn't like this guy?

The TAO Bot sure didn't like him. :)
I taught it that Dirka sucks monkey nuts.
But we all have our little secrets, and there's nothing wrong with that.
Dirka, you can't take things personally. If everybody took comments personally, the forums would be empty by now.
So just get back in here you little (whatever you were being called, I wasn't paying attention).

Hey Dirka, have you seen the SpongeBob SquarePants movie? That movie is cool. Especially the pirates in it. Those guys rock.

[Ignition]

No, that was O_P.
Did he leave too?

[Zeratul]

you knew he did, Idiot

[Ignition]

I did :confused:
Oh right I remember way back when :bigsmile:

[Tag Captain]

No, that was O_P.
And APZ. And, for that matter, me.

Ah, those were the days. Men were real men, women were real women (mostly), and small red furry creatures from Alpha Centuri were real small red furry creatures from Alpha Centuri.

[dirka dirka]

It has been said that I am not a good quitter. I guess this is true, I let it get to me last night and I shouldn't have. My adoration for the majority has caused me to nullify my previously posted statement of leave. I have no solace in leaving, and therefore will not. Thanks to all that showed me they truly care last night.

[Ignition]

Woot he's back! and using my quote

[Tag Captain]

And dirka sets a new record for saying he's leaving for good, then coming back afterwards! 13 hours and 28 minutes!

Congrats dirka!

Now, we just have to deal with:

"Things have just been boring around here, and nobody is truly going anywhere. I can't even find a good turtle game anymore."

[Warcow]

Pfff, even so, the song I posted remains really cool.

Welcome back, try not and let things affect you when they shouldn't.

[dirka dirka]

Pfff, even so, the song I posted remains really cool.

Welcome back, try not and let things affect you when they shouldn't.
Indeed.


"Things have just been boring around here, and nobody is truly going anywhere. I can't even find a good turtle game anymore."
Still true, but I love the community.

[Snork]

Men were real men, women were real women (mostly), and small red furry creatures from Alpha Centuri were real small red furry creatures from Alpha Centuri.


What was I? ^

Hey, Dirka is back.
Up yours Dirka.
I mean, hi, welcome back. :)

[Hydrant]

dddiiiirrrrkkkkkaaaaaaa

hi

[Glamdring]

And APZ. And, for that matter, me.

Ah, those were the days. Men were real men, women were real women (mostly), and small red furry creatures from Alpha Centuri were real small red furry creatures from Alpha Centuri.
April 29.

wb, hunka hunka.

[S_K_O_F]

so...what did i miss???

[dirka dirka]

so...what did i miss???
Nothing much... Just my conscience unaware of my hearts desire.

[FrozzenArcher12]

I said it once and i'll say it again, Hurray Yay shes leaving can you leave the game to :happy::happy::happy::happy::happy:

[dirka dirka]

I said it once and i'll say it again, Hurray Yay shes leaving can you leave the game to :happy::happy::happy::happy::happy:
When talking to me do not refrain from using proper grammar, and do refrain from acting stupid. Thank you.

[S_K_O_F]

I said it once and i'll say it again, Hurray Yay shes leaving can you leave the game to :happy::happy::happy::happy::happy:

you are a ban waiting to happen

[Glamdring]

no kidding. Want to take bets on how long it takes?

I've got dibs on three days.

[S_K_O_F]

no kidding. Want to take bets on how long it takes?

I've got dibs on three days.

considering how long it has taken to get "asshole n00bs" banned in the past

i say a couple weeks

regular n00bs seem to get banned pretty quick...its these ones that are jerks that take forever to get banned

[zzzaacckk]

cya man... maybe for the last time...

[Hoolwath]

actually he is not leaving after all zzzaacckk, anyways do you think that "FrozzenArcher" can read? Looks like he doesnt. All the stuff about him and he wont response?

Maybe he wants to make a bet at Glams win it all and leave quietly. Watch out!!!

[Blexican]

aww so I said all those heart felt things for nothing :eek:

*kicks dirt*

[savanna]

dirka isnt going anywhere, or i will glue him to his seat. i have done it before!

[The Cheat]

Dirka Dirka is staying? Crap I have to cancel the party. Man my hopes were just dashed. Why couldn't he just stay away???

[savanna]

hey that isnt nice... dirk rocks!

[The Cheat]

hey that isnt nice... dirk rocks!

No......he does not. Period. :dry: :dry: :dry:

[Wayfaerer]

Attention whore!

[savanna]

im not a whore.

[Glamdring]

savanna, you ought to know better by now to never tell people what you're not.

Besides, he was talking to TC :)

[Warcow]

im not a whore.

Actually, you have become quite the post whore . . .

[Wayfaerer]

savanna, you ought to know better by now to never tell people what you're not.

Besides, he was talking to TC :)

No I was talking to the latest nub who's made leaving thread just to come back instantly ;)

[Glamdring]

Plus, don't you yourself claim that you are the "hawwhore"?

Don't confuse us like this! We're not cut out for this kind of brain strain!

[savanna]

im not know as the whore, but a hawwhore.
hehe, i dont feel like explaining THIS one again.

[The Cheat]

Sorry if I made anyone mad but I have never nor will ever like Dirka Dirka.

[Spit_101]

im not a whore.Why do you think that posted was directed to you?

Sorry if I made anyone mad but I have never nor will ever like Dirka Dirka..............nope, still happy.

[emerald slasher]

Actually, you have become quite the post whore . . .

cow never lies :p

sigh sad to cya ya go dirka :(..u have MSN/AIM?

[The Cheat]

cow never lies :p

sigh sad to cya ya go dirka :(..u have MSN/AIM?


Dirka Dirka is sadly not leaving.

[dirka dirka]

Dirka Dirka is sadly not leaving.
Stop being an idiot.

[The Cheat]

Stop being an idiot.


Shut up and stay out of my life. I'm not in the mood to deal with you.

[dirka dirka]

Shut up and stay out of my life. I'm not in the mood to deal with you.
Excuse me? It is you that are ignorantly digging yourself into my forum experience. I do not care of your mood, idiots usually only have one to speak of.

[The Cheat]

Excuse me? It is you that are ignorantly digging yourself into my forum experience. I do not care of your mood, idiots usually only have one to speak of.


Just shut up already.

[dirka dirka]

Just shut up already.
I believe I have every right to talk. On the other hand... you do not. Considering you're on what? Your final, gracious, warning?

[The Cheat]

I believe I have every right to talk. On the other hand... you do not. Considering you're on what? Your final, gracious, warning?


I so wish I could say what I really think about you. Sadly I can't for if I do i'll be banned. I WAS going to send you a hate message in a PM but knowing you you'll cry and send it to a mod begging them to ban me like you do to anyone who even remotely breaks the rules. You make me sick. :bad: :bad:

[dirka dirka]

I so wish I could say what I really think about you. Sadly I can't for if I do i'll be banned. I WAS going to send you a hate message in a PM but knowing you you'll cry and send it to a mod begging them to ban me like you do to anyone who even remotely breaks the rules. You make me sick. :bad: :bad:
Do me a favor. Tell me what I have done. Show me one incident of hate toward you that was not invoked by your ignorance towards me. You can not.

Send me that hate message, I won't report it, you'll just look 10 times dumber.

[Iceage Heatwave]

Bye Dirka, thanks for stiking up for my musical taste, and for telling everyone that FFTL is a refreshing origanal band. :D

[Duffman]

Ladies please! You can both have me.

[Snork]

Dirka, The Cheat, control yourselves!
Don't make me send you guys to your rooms.

Hear that Dirka, you can have a piece of Duffman. Are you all over that?
The Cheat, he's got some for you too.

So simmer down, and let the good times roll, courtesy of Duff.

[dirka dirka]

Attention whore!
There are few primal drives that man takes into consideration before he acts. One is the building of self-worth, and this is rooted into attention. Now, please explain to be how I was going to build self-worth by leaving? I just don't see it. O'well, to each his own.

[Snork]

Now, please explain to be how I was going to build self-worth by leaving?

By hoping people would ask you not to quit and we'd all say nice things about you.
Feel better now? :)

[dirka dirka]

By hoping people would ask you not to quit and we'd all say nice things about you.
Feel better now? :)
A decent theory, however not what I was hoping. I didn't even read the thread after elentari's post. She IM'd me, then I realized I was leaving for a dumb reason.

[Snork]

A decent theory, however not what I was hoping. I didn't even read the thread after elentari's post. She IM'd me, then I realized I was leaving for a dumb reason.

Oh, so you were hoping we'd track you down and make you feel loved?
The pieces have all fallen into place. :)

So you're back. Now what?
You old enough to attend a tao party?
I don't really know anything about you other than what the tao bot has told me, and somehow I'm suspicious of the quality of information it shares.

[cs_zero]

Oh, so you were hoping we'd track you down and make you feel loved?
The pieces have all fallen into place. :)

So you're back. Now what?
You old enough to attend a tao party?
I don't really know anything about you other than what the tao bot has told me, and somehow I'm suspicious of the quality of information it shares.

Dont question the bot!! The bot knows all!!

[Snork]

Dont question the bot!! The bot knows all!!

That's what it told me. It sure thinks highly of itself.
But I still question the quality of the information presented in some areas.

[Godmic18]

Ladies please! You can both have me.

::Kidnaps Duff for use in evil weapon that will be used to take over the UNIVERSE!!!!:: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAW!!!!

[The Cheat]

The bot knows nothing. :dry: :dry:

[dirka dirka]

Oh, so you were hoping we'd track you down and make you feel loved?
The pieces have all fallen into place. :)
Except not, I was leaving.

[Snork]

Except not, I was leaving.

I outlined your devious plan.
It went exactly as I said.
And now you're banned for some reason.
I'll have to im you or something.

The cheat: Hi. Got any examples of the inaccuracy of the bot?

[Jeffery]

Bot bot is better now that hbis new brain is installed.

[Snork]

Bot bot is better now that hbis new brain is installed.

You don't seem to be doing too well tonight. :)

What brain?
I guess that puts it ahead of most of the forum trolls.
What does it think about dirka dirka now?

[Blexican]

Dirk is banned because he thinks these forums are addicting, and if hes baanned he can't post, then get addicted again.

[TheBlazedAce]

CELEBRATE good times, come home! *does the happy dance*

[Blexican]

:yahoo: <········ Happy dance.

[The Prophet]

Blex, what are you doing behind du? :bad:

[Snork]

Thanks everybody for all the info on Dirka.

But remember how the bot somehow thought that Dirka sucks monkey nuts?
I was just wondering what it thought of him now that it has a brain.

[The Prophet]

It confirms that Meletus and Dirka are lovers.

[The Cheat]

CELEBRATE good times, come home! *does the happy dance*


YES HE IS GONE!!!!!! :*dance: :*dance: :*dance: :*dance: :*dance:

[Snork]

It confirms that Meletus and Dirka are lovers.


It was already saying that before though.
Any new Dirka info on that thing?

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