Observance of man.

[xerent]

The type of work that I do means that I have an increased amount of exposure to dimwits than most people.

How you ask?

I present scenario A. You are presented with something... broken. An infant activity center comes to mind. You know the one with the different shaped pegs and the matching slots?

I trust you see where I am going with this.

Nonetheless, because my opinion is the only one that matters, I have categorized the human race based only upon my observations at work. Don't cry and moan to me about generalizations or some such, because you don't matter.

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Peoples category 1) Dumbasses.

Peoples category 2) Me.
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I trust you to look at the following table above, and pick which category most fits you as you currently are. This table is 100% valid, because it was created entirely by people who matter. (See Peoples category 2)

If you find yourself in Peoples category 2, please feel free to make observations about life, the universe, and everyone around you based only on whatever suits your whim.

If you find yourself in Peoples category 1, please avoid all contact with Peoples category 2, save for actions which will directly result in an increase of wealth for said category.

Thank you.

[Jeffery]

Jeffucious says: "Thos of you who think you know everything piss off those of us who do."


Xerent, I work almost exclusively with customers who have consumed more than their share of alchohol. I have seen things that never should happen. Including men and women dropping their pants and going to the bathroom right out in the open.

[Godmic18]

I somehow doubt many people will post on this thread, as they are not "Me", but you have a very good point. :cool:

[Krome]

Kromey Krome says: People are retards but those who call retards retards are retards themselves.

Make sense?

[Godmic18]

Kromey Krome says: People are retards but those who call retards retards are retards themselves.

Make sense?


:*dance:

[Krome]

:D :D

[xerent]

Jeffucious says: "Thos of you who think you know everything piss off those of us who do."

Nope. I know it all. How dare you insult my ill-founded omnipotence. For penance, you can go around and tell everyone how great I am.

Xerent, I work almost exclusively with customers who have consumed more than their share of alchohol.

I work with SOBER people who have no excuse to be acting the way they do.

Although sometimes I wonder.

[Godmic18]

Nope. I know it all. How dare you insult my ill-founded omnipotence. For penance, you can go around and tell everyone how great I am.



I work with SOBER people who have no excuse to be acting the way they do.

Although sometimes I wonder.

Hey xer, you work in tech support right? What do I do if my keyboard is on fire? :cool:

[DeadFishGuy]

So you're basically saying people are idiots?

How long did it take you to figure this out? I've known that for ages!

[xerent]

Obviously you've misinterpreted Peoples category 1, where I specifically specify, Dumbasses, and not idiots.

See? It's a foolproof system. ^_^

[Ignition]

Dare I ask what category I fall under :p

& Godmic I recommend throwing your face into the keyboard very rapidly numerous times.. That should extinguish the flame

[Jeffery]

If you need to ask, then you don't need to be told the answer.

[cs_zero]

So I'm xerent, huh?
I never would've guessed.

[Realist]

People are humans.

[Not Forgotten]

Quite the observation. :)

[The Prophet]

If everyone was me then the world would be a utopia

[wr4th4]

How do other species fair in your system, xerent? Wookies, for instance.

[TheBlazedAce]

It's a good thing I fall under category 2.

Reasoning: Xerent falls under category 2 and under his name he calls himself a "Yoshi God" and I am also a "Yoshi God". Therefore, I fit under category 2. :D

[Warcow]

If everyone was me then the world would be a utopia

That would be a whole lot of angry :wacko:

[TheBlazedAce]

That would be a whole lot of angry :wacko:

And a sprinkle of spite. :D

[Medemia]

You must realize, being the intelligent poster that you are, that from everyone's personal world view, everyone is "me." So, in this table, everyone fits into category 2. Therefore, each opinion, no matter how idiotic someone is, has some weight (although I will refrain from saying equal as we know that although all men were created equal, not all of them use what God gave them in equal measure.)

[dirka dirka]

You must realize, being the intelligent poster that you are, that from everyone's personal world view, everyone is "me." So, in this table, everyone fits into category 2. Therefore, each opinion, no matter how idiotic someone is, has some weight (although I will refrain from saying equal as we know that although all men were created equal, not all of them use what God gave them in equal measure.)
From that standpoint, the chart views ALL others as Dumbasses. Therefore the chart is egotistical in essence.

[Medemia]

From that standpoint, the chart views ALL others as Dumbasses. Therefore the chart is egotistical in essence.
That is very true. If you aren't "Me" to me, you must be "not me" and fit category one. So, in the end, nobody's opinion means anything to category 2 since nobody else but "me" fits into this category.

So, Xerent, your entire post is in error because it does not fit in with my world view and "me" says so.

[falco88887]

If everyone was me then the world would be a utopia

i have a more important observation.

Has anyone noticed how we say "A" Utopia "A" Unicorn, but we say "AN" undergrowth, "AN" understanding, and so on. I find it odd how the letter u can be preceded by both "an" and "a" based on whether the "u" is a long or short "u." :dry:

[xerent]

You must realize, being the intelligent poster that you are, that from everyone's personal world view, everyone is "me." So, in this table, everyone fits into category 2. Therefore, each opinion, no matter how idiotic someone is, has some weight (although I will refrain from saying equal as we know that although all men were created equal, not all of them use what God gave them in equal measure.)

Medemia gets 2 points.