ACNE:CAU Certification

[Devlin777]

Nominate your own creations and vote for 'em here.

"No" votes will not be tolerated. All units created and submitted will be reviewed (by somebody, eventually), commented on (hopefully) and flamed (probably) but you're all welcome, first posters to crusty veterans. We welcome you all.

It'll take exactly ONE "YES" vote for ACNE Certification, you may put that certification in BIG BOLD LETTERS, UNDERLINED AND OVERSIZED, right in your CAU submission posts (what do I care?)

It won't mean anything, but you can do it, and you can prove you were Certified by the Official ACNE:CAU Certification Committee (which is pretty much anyone, including...YOU (yes, you, I know you're reading this)

We may post random "winners", we may not, that's the beauty of anarchy. Good luck to all <wink, wink, nudge, nudge>

[Punishment Co.]

I'd say
ZIT:CAU CERTIFICATION
sounds better

Ent ent ent

[Devlin777]

you mean: Treebeard Earthborn (new name - Tree Guardian)?

Sure, I will personally enter my "YES" vote, this is an excellent, yet understated unit, Great choice.

The ENT has the OFFICAL AMORAL CHAOTIC N00Bie EXTREMIST (ACNE) CERTIFICATION as an outstanding new addition to C-A-U land!

[22woger22]

1 CAU certification is enough but if you want to, click on 'pyrominer' to read it. Its long by da way.

[Hellblazer]

This has been done before. There's already a voting thread and there's already a CAU Certification thread. They're both stickies. :dry:

[Duffman]

An anarcist wouldn't believe in a judge. All units nominated would just automatically be added to the certification list, yet you bear the title like some kind of demi-god! How dare you create this elitist thread you tyranical autocratic barbarian! If encouraging everyone to rise up against you wasn't assuming authority over the masses then you would be exiled so fast!... As it is everyone can do what they want with this thread.

[Mithrandir]

This is an obvious stab at my thread and it's not a very good one. What the actual CAU Certification Committee has is a specific and careful process, that's why it is credible.

[Walrus]

so duff, whose IP does this devlin77 match?

[Duffman]

Haha I checked. Either he is using a proxy/has just changed IP or... is new... :)

[xerent]

I wish I could have big, bold, underlined, and oversized text associated with one of my ideas. That would make me valid.

[Dangle]

why doesn't Jesus Craig waste his time Cutting up this thread instead of the actual CAU certification thread instead? A lot of people would be much happier... :dry:

[Cross Punisher]

why doesn't Jesus Craig waste his time Cutting up this thread instead of the actual CAU certification thread instead? A lot of people would be much happier... :dry:
Because that would be a waste of time.

[Kyir]

this thread is pointless and has had much less work then mith's dont on it, its a mockery of the current system and everyone involved in it

[Mithrandir]

My system is a fair one and thus means something. This is silliness, nothing more.

[Devlin777]

More fun than silliness, but silliness is good too. Game's are meant to be fun, sometimes silly.

So then, some of you get the joke, some don't? Either way, s'okay! That's what we at ACNE are all about, everybody is welcome to stay, leave, participate or not...stay THEN leave, it's all good!

Help yourselves to some cookies but I'll warn you that the milk is soy!

Again, Mith, not everything is about you. This has nothing to do with "YOUR" thread. I don't understand your animosity, but I don't have to, that's what's great about it!

Duff, I'm not a judge, unless I feel like it, the ACNE:CAU Certification is a self-gratifying process in that anyone can vote for any unit, member or not, as long as that vote is "YES". We at ACNE feel that anyone who took the time to create a unit and post it for anyone to see, flame, hate, like, love, or not really care about at all deserves recognition for their efforts.

Enjoy your stay, or not! :)

[Mithrandir]

Again, Mith, not everything is about you. This has nothing to do with "YOUR" thread.
Does anyone else honestly believe this isn't a load of crap?

[Devlin777]

I wish I could have big, bold, underlined, and oversized text associated with one of my ideas. That would make me valid.

XERENT, you can if you wish, or not, if you wish that. Feel free, consider yourself valid (either way, you're ok in my book, not that I have a book, it's a figure of speech, we don't write a lot down at ACNE)


Ow, I've been NEG'ed. If I knew what that meant, I'd be more concerned..wait..no I wouldn't! Thanks Mith! For someone who isn't worth your time, you certainly have taken an avid interest in me! I feel so...loved :D


"Satire is a sort of glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody's face but their own"--Johathan Swift

[Mithrandir]

I suggest you look up the word "context" in the dictionary. When I said you weren't worth another minute of my time, I didn't mean I would never speak to you again, that would be petty. It meant you were wasting my time and I was tired of talking to you.

After seeing something as dishonest as what I quoted in my last post, it was certainly worth the 15 seconds it took to neg you.

[Devlin777]

Young man, I suggest you stop questioning my veracity. :D

I suggest you look up SATIRE, SPOOF and HUMOR. :)

[xerent]

Hooray! I now know the meaning of self-worth, or do I? Who cares, I feel great, lets do it all over again!

[Devlin777]

I would just like to publicly state that this thread was for my own personal amusement and the amusement of those who enjoyed the joke. To those of you who didn't find enjoyment, eh. To those of you who were offended, please accept my humble and sincere apology, with the friendly suggestion to remember that this is all about a game we enjoy playing and enjoy communioning with each other over. Alienation and irritation was never my intent. I will take full responsibility for anyone's inferrence to that end. I must not have made myself clear enough previously.

The nominations are still open. And I vote "YES"!

*** A message from your friends at ACNE ***

[Cross Punisher]

Theres no way you could get everyone to agree with you.

"If you want to avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, be nothing."

[Devlin777]

Bad or Good, as long as they spell my name right!

P.S. I nominate the Berserker!

[Mithrandir]

I nominate the Berserker!
Joke or not, methinks you should be more specific. There have only been about 50 of those.

[Devlin777]

Then ALL of them get in! Yay Berserker!

Specifically I meant the one most recently posted that pushes back enemies. It was really quite clever, and simple. I like simple! :dry:


EDIT: As it turns out, I didn't mean Berserker at all, I was thinking of Blitzkrieg. Boy, maybe more coffee? :wacko: