Three word story!

[bigmikeybig]

I know that a few of these have been posted in the general discussion forum and now I would like to start one here. There is however one difference, everything in the story must pretain to clan matters. You can only post 3 words at a time and at ALL TIMES it is to be kept clean. No spamming or flaming please.

I will start....


Once upon a

[LondonJack]

Ina fishbowl far

[Hashish_Scout]

far far away

[bigmikeybig]

the KOTR started

[Hashish_Scout]

a NEW brand

[Choi]

clan with friendly

[-=+=-]

members, and the

[kungfumike]

KCK destoyed it.:eek:

[Choi]

In their dreams.

[Badredd]

But KOTR wanted

[Rescorlian]

To suck some,

[b101wes]

BIG HAIRY ONES

[Hashish_Scout]

in b101wes' fantasy.

bigmikeybig, this was kinda stupid idea. All the immature people in the various clans are going to obviously start flaming other clans, mostly KOTR since it seems to be the common enemy.

Please keep it clean and nonflammable. No KOTR members have insulted you guys yet in here.

[Rescorlian]

My aplogies, I should not have left such a oppuratunity open and had such a immature reply myself, I retract my past three words and add instead,

to gain much

[kungfumike]

i believe it was good idea. it is good to have some laughs Remember the KCK. That is all that matters.:eek:


power from vycore

[b101wes]

people are way too uptight... noone hates anybody... let's just have a good time.

i really could care less if you are in a clan or not... i said "big hairy ones". you said "in my dreams". har!

let's enjoy a good laugh together.

and then play the game we all like.

and get over ourselves.

[Hashish_Scout]

Sorry I've just been a little sensitive to KOTR cracks since it seems the new fad these days :)

[Rescorlian]

You mean it's not the new fad??

:D :D jj

[Hashish_Scout]

Haha. K, lets get back on track then.

but vycore was

[Rescorlian]

reluctant to give

[-=+=-]

power soKOTR kicked

[Fatb0y]

and then punched

[bigmikeybig]

the Pyro Pirates

[sorsha]

butts so badly

[Rescorlian]

They ran crying

[Hashish_Scout]

. but then they

[Rescorlian]

Begged KOTR for

[bigmikeybig]

"more chicken please"

[Lone Wolf]

But KOTR doesn't...

- Lone Wolf

[Rescorlian]

have any so,

[Choi]

they gave him

[Rescorlian]

An orange frog.


:D :D

[Badredd]

to kiss so

[Choi]

he put it

[Hashish_Scout]

against his chest

*out of curiousity, who is "he"? Choi randomly switched it from "KOTR" to "he". so confused :)*

[jaydude6]

but spoon's brain

[Choi]

began to melt


(I thought "he" was vycore...)

[Rescorlian]

was to small

:)

[Hashish_Scout]

into gray slime

(I guess you and choi posted almost the same time)

[Rescorlian]

and was eaten

( I guess we must have)

[Choi]

with a spoon

[meletus]

by bill cosby

[Rescorlian]

??

who punched vycore

[skribe311]

. Then, Something Wicked

[Choi]

wandered by and

[Rescorlian]

found a powerfull

[skribe311]

player named Skribe.

[Choi]

Skribe wanted to

[skribe311]

kick some ass

[Choi]

but his foot

[Hashish_Scout]

kept getting stuck

[Choi]

to the floor

[skribe311]

, so he used

[Choi]

a toothbrush to

[b101wes]

scratch his butt

[Rescorlian]

and brush Hashish_Scout's

[skribe311]

leg hairs while

[Hashish_Scout]

Hashish_Scout poked a

[Rescorlian]

beetle in the

[Hashish_Scout]

head with a

[skribe311]

humongous hard throbbing

[Choi]

cucumber. Next Hashish_Scout

[skribe311]

bitch smacked Rescorlian

[Rescorlian]

who said OW!!!

[skribe311]

Rescorlian then kicked

[Rescorlian]

the living hell

[Hashish_Scout]

out of a

[Lone Wolf]

Rotten old pumpkin!!! (that was random)

- Lone Wolf

[Hashish_Scout]

He then wrenched (its all random, don't worry :))

[Rescorlian]

the cat out (must maintain randomness) :D

[skribe311]

of the bag (mine sucked)

[Rescorlian]

and skinned it!!

[Lone Wolf]

using a beaver (randomness lives on)

- Lone Wolf

[Rescorlian]

as a chainssaw (yes randomness)

[kungfumike]

began to cut

[Lone Wolf]

His Vegimate sandwich

- Lone Wolf

[Rescorlian]

to eat with

[Killer_kev]

a slice of

[Rescorlian]

Half eaten brain.

[skribe311]

drenched in tabasco.

[Rescorlian]

After burning his

[bigmikeybig]

his tongue on

[Lone Wolf]

the meat popsicle

[skribe311]

he jumped on

[Choi]

bigmikeybig, but he

[Rescorlian]

smelled bigmikeybig and

[Hashish_Scout]

decided that he

[Logic]

wanted an apple,

[Lone Wolf]

to throw at

- Lone Wolf

[Rescorlian]

lone wolf for

[Choi]

no good reason.

[Al Caponeoni]

His brain exploded,

[Choi]

but he managed

[Al Caponeoni]

to catch some

[Logic]

fish, but then

[Logic]

he saw a

[Hashish_Scout]

gigantic huge ginormous

[bandit]

sandwich to sell

[Rescorlian]

for (a) whole crap

[Logic]

load of weed

[DWarrior]

. Meanwhile, somewhere near

[Logic]

was secretly planning

[Badredd]

to not rule

[Logic]

over a place

[Choi]

where great weed

[Logic]

wasn't sold by

[Rescorlian]

the ecil carpanter

[Lone Wolf]

who lives by

[Choi]

Hashish Scout and

[bigmikeybig]

likes sucking on

[Logic]

random objects when

[Hashish_Scout]

he feels like

[Logic]

getting head from

[kungfumike]

lady teeth, the

[Hashish_Scout]

carpenter then took

[Rescorlian]

his super hammer

[bigmikeybig]

and pounded on

[Rescorlian]

the big giant

[Lone Wolf]

with (a) hairy, modly,

[Rescorlian]

subway sandwich with

[Pkay227]

that he stole

[DWarrior]

from Bills' mother

[Rescorlian]

who liked to

(risky :D)

[Lone Wolf]

play with rapidlymoving

[Furious_Angel]

cars on a

[Rescorlian]

video game for

[Lone Wolf]

the uber Xbox

[Al Caponeoni]

that spat out

[DWarrior]

three magic words:

[Al Caponeoni]

"Bill Gates DEVIL!"

[Lone Wolf]

The ResidentPoolshark then

[DWarrior]

got his heiney

[Lone Wolf]

(IT WILL NOT DIE!)

bitten by a

[bigmikeybig]

giant Lone Wolf


(MAJOR BUMP.....Lets keep it goin)

[Lone Wolf]

bump? what bump? :rolleyes:

who enjoys TAO

[Rescorlian]

while eating his

[abyaly]

delicious, BBQ flavored

[Lone Wolf]

all natural, organic

[abyaly]

chili cheese dog.

[DrErving6]

Warcow decided to

[Jeffery]

Don't even bring this crap back in here.

[actgfin1234]

That's more than three words. blasphemer.

[Office_Shredder]

wtf? WHY DOES THIS EXIST?!?!??!!

[DFG]

wtf? WHY DOES THIS EXIST?!?!??!!

Good question.

[Aro23r]

You all should be grateful you have the first one still.