Invasion Is Near!!! (A Public Service Announcement)

[Aro23r]

This is stolen from another forum. (I have taken the liberty to adjust names and grammar mistakes.)

THE SUMMER INVASION!!

Allright kiddies. For some of the members that joined in fall, winter or even spring I'll take the responsibility to explain this.

Soon it will be summer. Children will get out of school as excited as a fat kid in a liposuction clinic to be free from the drudgery of work and toil......and then they are going to get really, really bored. So what will they do? Watch porn and register here. Now in the coming months you are going to see mass amounts of members joining the forums making idiotic posts, spamming, raping, pillaging, plundering, and cutting bandwith to its horrible outer limits. So just for fair warning I will sum up and tell you what's gonna happen.

You may, nay, will get very angry in the next few months.

Now hold on there, junior. Before you get your spear, you should know something: not everything that comes out of summer is bad. Not everyone who joins is gonna be a d-bag.

So, on average, i am going to say about 50-70 new memebers are going to join. 10-30 of them are going to be banned because them and their buddies got bored and decided to make a thread called "----". Thats right, not intelligible sentences...just "----" The first post? "Bitch" (Not sure why the original poster chose these numbers, but the idea is still the same.)

Now mind you, this is in no way the mods' fault. We will try out hardest to keep this forum fun and interesting, but it is hard to weed out the idiots from the non-idiots.

Once again, nor is it your fault...unless of course you encourage such disrespect, in which case I will have Bills rape you. Not kidding.

So go on your merry ways but know what's coming. A wise man once said "You can stick your head halfway up a bulls ass to get a good look at a t-bone steak, but I would rather take the butchers word for it" Thank you.

A Public Service anouncment by Aro23r, hijacked from another forum thread.

[Jeffery]

And your point?
I agree it can be bad. We'll struggle through with a minimum of flaming

[Aro23r]

Don't panic.

[Warcow]

I love you aro, but if you try and stick your head up my ass, I will have to castrate you, disembowl you, and suck the marrow from your bones, are we clear?

Now, as far as these spammers and idiots are concerned, let them come, you guys are equal to the task, and hey, we had Kalamady and Vival, there is nothing anyone can do to even phase us now. Also, if things get too obscence, you could always just re-instate Snarrikens, and if he'll go back to gun slingin'

[Jeffery]

I say we just make The cheat a mod.

[Warcow]

I say we just make The cheat a mod.

Alright Jeff, you finally did it.

You went so far past the line, I fear you are beyond redemption.

EDIT* :eek:! Aro, you have a poddy mouth.

[Aro23r]

I love you aro, but if you try and stick your head up my ass, I will have to castrate you, disembowl you, and suck the marrow from your bones, are we clear?

Now, as far as these spammers and idiots are concerned, let them come, you guys are equal to the task, and hey, we had Kalamady and Vival, there is nothing anyone can do to even phase us now. Also, if things get too obscence, you could always just re-instate Snarrikens, and if he'll go back to gun slingin'

Yeez, where did that come from? Haha.

Yea, Vival and Kal gave us plenty of practice. I think we're well prepared.

EDIT: Remember, I didn't write that. I just changed names and some grammatical mistakes. I never curse like that. (I only let out an expletive as an exclamation.)

[Warcow]

Yeez, where did that come from? Haha.

Yea, Vival and Kal gave us plenty of practice. I think we're well prepared.

EDIT: Remember, I didn't write that. I just changed names and some grammatical mistakes. I never curse like that. (I only let out an expletive as an exclamation.)

I disagree! Did you not read the Chronicles? I'm pretty sure you have a mouth that would make the skungiest sailor pale at your vocabulary ;)

EDIT* It came from this

So go on your marry ways but know what's coming. A wise man once said "You can stick your head halfway up a bulls ass to get a good look at a t-bone steak, but I would rather take the butchers word for it" Thank you.

[Aro23r]

Oh yea, good call. That Captain Aro (I believe it was captain) really does have a dirty, foul mouth. We should reprimand him!

[Warcow]

Oh yea, good call. That Captain Aro (I believe it was captain) really does have a dirty, foul mouth. We should reprimand him!

:ninja: Ok, but you have to do it, I wouldn't want to be the focus of his ire.

Though I hear he normally hits the sauce pretty hard, maybe we could catch him while he's loaded?

[Krome]

Screw the spammers we can beat them.

[dixieofGL]

Yeez, where did that come from? Haha.

Yea, Vival and Kal gave us plenty of practice. I think we're well prepared.

EDIT: Remember, I didn't write that. I just changed names and some grammatical mistakes. I never curse like that. (I only let out an expletive as an exclamation.)
Kal is supposed to be coming back soon. He said something about bringing a friend but I don't know if it's Vival or not.

[Jeffery]

Kal wanting to come back, and being allowed back, are 4 different things.

[Devlin777]

This is stolen from another forum. (I have taken the liberty to adjust names and grammar mistakes.)

So go on your marry ways but know what's coming. A wise man once said "You can stick your head halfway up a bulls ass to get a good look at a t-bone steak, but I would rather take the butchers word for it" Thank you.



Not meant as a dis, but unless you mean for us to get married, I think it should be MERRY way.

I'll sit down now and take my flaming like a man. :huh:

[Devlin777]

Alright Jeff, you finally did it.

You went so far past the line, I fear you are beyond redemption.

EDIT* :eek:! Aro, you have a poddy mouth.

The line is a dot to Jeffery :D

EDIT: Oops, sorry for the double-post. I totally suck. :(

[insignifiGant]

I say we just make The cheat a mod.
I say *burp*

[Jeffery]

Has no one here ever heard of fighting fire with fire?
If you want to beat the n00bs, just use a n00b. Hence The Cheat as mod.

[22woger22]

This is stolen from another forum. (I have taken the liberty to adjust names and grammar mistakes.)

A Public Service anouncment by Aro23r, hijacked from another forum thread.


Could'nt you put a link to this thing, if you took it from another forum?

[The Cheat]

I say we just make The cheat a mod.


Sounds like a plan to me! :D :bigsmile: :cool: :bigsmile:

[Hydrant]

i say we all go and hide

maybe if they think we left, they wont come back

[The Cheat]

i say we all go and hide

maybe if they think we left, they wont come back


You could do that.....but I like Jeff's idea better.

[Kyir]

i say we cut open the cheat, dis-imbowel (sp?) hit, and use his insides to spell "we warned you"

[The Cheat]

i say we cut open the cheat, dis-imbowel (sp?) hit, and use his insides to spell "we warned you"


Ummmmmm that would not be cool. At all. :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Kyir]

yes it would, it would be L33T :cool:

[Realist]

Hopefully summer will bring in increased numbers of valuable posters as well.

[dixieofGL]

Kal wanting to come back, and being allowed back, are 4 different things.


He said he's got some cool toys to show off to the TAO staff. Particularly theburning and Bills. Something about his friend showed him a proxy and already has a few passwords of the members of the forums.

[Ignition]

Hopefully summer will bring in increased numbers of valuable posters as well.
When they can be out side enjoying the sun burns and black flys.. I doubt it

[The Cheat]

yes it would, it would be great if The Cheat was a mod :cool:

What can I say? They people have spoken. :cool:

[X-Takhisis]

i am a noob maby i whould be a mod

[sub the hendrix]

Has no one here ever heard of fighting fire with fire?
If you want to beat the n00bs, just use a n00b. Hence The Cheat as mod.
Besides the circular nature of your arguement, do you truly beleive The Cheat would not have any inclination to abuse his power? :rolleyes:

[Jeffery]

Besides the circular nature of your arguement, do you truly beleive The Cheat would not have any inclination to abuse his power? :rolleyes:
Inclination hell. I am counting on it.

[The Cheat]

Besides the circular nature of your arguement, do you truly beleive The Cheat would not have any inclination to abuse his power? :rolleyes:


I would do no such thing. I would rule with respect and would never abuse my power.

[Kyir]

What can I say? They people have spoken. :cool: and they say "The cheat sucks"

pfft, n00b

[The Cheat]

pfft, your so great it hurts. All Hail The Cheat


Kyir your too kind.

[Glamdring]

Aro, it was very thoughtful to warn us, but you did forget one additional thing.

Summer means that many nifty people will disappear. I remember it happening last time. Summer means that people with friends will go "oh hey... I don't have to sit at home pretending to be doing homework anymore!"

I predict fire and damnation.

[Kyir]

Kyir your too kind. for bleeding me to death, i deserved it

i know

[Spit_101]

I would do no such thing. I would rule with respect and would never abuse my power.I can't vouch for that!

[The Exile]

I would rule with respect and would never abuse my power.
Anyone who says this should on no account be allow to rule anything whatsoever.

[Jeffery]

It's like the old adage that those who seek power are those who should never be given it.

[Warcow]

It's like the old adage that those who seek power are those who should never be given it.


Monkus, in truth, I'm fighting for only one thing- power. I'm a power obsessed maniac. The thing is, I can say that directly and won't even lose any of my power, I'm so much greater than everyone else. Its stupid and unnecessary to hide any more between facade of "democracy" or "moral crusade" for "freedom" or whatever; I'm simply more 1337 than everyone else and therefore deserve complete control.

Cough*

*Slides out*

[sub the hendrix]

Way to pull THAT up Warcow, that's so two weeks ago.

[Jeffery]

Way to pull THAT up Warcow, that's so two weeks ago.
And yet 100% proves my adage.

[The Cheat]

I can't vouch for that!


But I can. I would be a great mod if even only for a little while.

[S_K_O_F]

Aro, it was very thoughtful to warn us, but you did forget one additional thing.

Summer means that many nifty people will disappear. I remember it happening last time. Summer means that people with friends will go "oh hey... I don't have to sit at home pretending to be doing homework anymore!"

I predict fire and damnation.

that will never happen my queen.

We must keep the faith, for your beloved Kingdom is behind you.