funny storys

[12ecoil]

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i gotta good one.. ok...we put a bunch of marshmellows in the microwae for like ever... and they got HUGE...so huge that they over ran the microwave! HUGE I MEAN HUGE!!.....when i opend the micro wave it was a big mellow...then it shrunk.

[22woger22]

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i gotta good one.. ok...we put a bunch of marshmellows in the microwae for like ever... and they got HUGE...so huge that they over ran the microwave! HUGE I MEAN HUGE!!.....when i opend the micro wave it was a big mellow...then it shrunk.
Here's a story: Learn how to spell, even your title is spelt wrong.

[banditto]

So a guy makes a bad thread, and spells everything wrong, It was such a funny time. I wish I could remember who or what it was... ;)

[Hellblazer]

So, this guy walks into a forums and says "HEY GUYS! POST YOUR STORIES HERE!"

or

This guy walks into a bar. Ouch.

[Ignition]

Then this guy walked out of the forum and stoped making threads and never came back

[Clacker]

Well you guys are just mean. Here is a funny story from my childhood (i.e. a long time ago...)

We used to live in a really old slum in Glasgow called "The Gorbals". Here is a picture of what it was like:

http://img162.echo.cx/img162/6620/gorbals4yr.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

One time my 2 brothers and I are playing football (=soccer to you Americans) in the backyard, and there was a lot of junk lying around. So he picks up a brick and throws it over the dividing wall, which is about 5 feet high, and we continue playing. Then about 5 minutes later, the brick comes flying over the wall again, and hits my brother, the same one who threw it, right on top of his head.

He had a fractured skull and had to get stitches. Oh we also had a competition to see who could amass the most stitches. But that's a story for another day... :bigsmile:

[imagination]

a friend of a friend told me this one (TRUE STORY). "so we were in biology class and the teacher was talking about reproduction. we started talking about semen and i cant remember but its only made out of like 2 things, it was like water and something else or something but i dont remember. THis one girl raised her hand and was like "If its only made of those two things then why does it taste so bad?" now remember this is a sophmore class. EVERY ONE was on the floor laughing soooo hard and the teacher is like "you know i cant tell you :p ". the girl didnt come back to class for like 3 days."

[insignifiGant]

a friend of a friend told me this one (TRUE STORY). "so we were in biology class and the teacher was talking about reproduction. we started talking about semen and i cant remember but its only made out of like 2 things, it was like water and something else or something but i dont remember. THis one girl raised her hand and was like "If its only made of those two things then why does it taste so bad?" now remember this is a sophmore class. EVERY ONE was on the floor laughing soooo hard and the teacher is like "you know i cant tell you :p ". the girl didnt come back to class for like 3 days."
http://www.bash.org/?50891

[imagination]

that not where i got it from, still funny as hell though (+i like my version better)

[++grimreaper++]

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i gotta good one.. ok...we put a bunch of marshmellows in the microwae for like ever... and they got HUGE...so huge that they over ran the microwave! HUGE I MEAN HUGE!!.....when i opend the micro wave it was a big mellow...then it shrunk.

Thats pretty stupid. ;)

[mushroom_girl]

Clacker, I think you told me that story when I was bored on Army one day. :)

This happened a half hour ago:

...So I was sitting at my computer, looking here at the forums, when I hear this bang against my window. These kids next door were throwing rocks at my window! I opened it and told them to stop. So I sat back down and kept reading the forums.
...Then I hear it again. I go back and open the window, then the rock comes inside. So I take it and throw it back. Sadly, since my aim is so horrible, I missed and hit their mother! I felt bad for a minute, but then I thought "why didn't she stop her kids in the first place?"
...She cursed me off, and I said, "Karma's a b****, isn't it?" And shut my window. Guess who's going to be in trouble tonight. :dry:

[insignifiGant]

that not where i got it from, still funny as hell though (+i like my version better)
I've seen a few other versions.

[Jolly Rancher]

Clacker, the place you used to live in looked like the place in cinderella man...