The 'Cephas sucks at exploiting my inability to make threads about him' Thread

[Cavour]

Alas, the thread I promised Cephas long ago shall finally be posted. Herein lies a thread of such beauty and creativity that those weak at heart and/or stomach should not proceed farther.

I vowed to create the Thread to end all Threads for our beloved Cephas months ago, and that I did. No thread ever in the history of Tactics Arena Online can so much as kneel before the thread I have created for Cephas! It may be speculated that such a thread shan't stand in General Discussion, as the ambience of overwhelming inferiority may impose itself upon the Thread of Cephas, and lessen the greatness of my creation. However, the Thread's greatness can not and will not fall to the mediocrity that is GD (when stood next to this marvel). The Thread shall keep it's reputation as the greatest thread to ever bless TAO, and will be remembered vividly by the forum-goers that somehow escaped without the ecstasy-induced coma that often strikes after the viewing of it.

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Errr...

Uhh... I forgot to mention... Ach took the thread a while back, so I can't really post the thing, but umm... you're welcome Cephas! <3 :)

[Cephas]

Alas, the thread I promised Cephas long ago shall finally be posted. Herein lies a thread of such beauty and creativity that those weak at heart and/or stomach should not proceed farther.

I vowed to create the Thread to end all Threads for our beloved Cephas months ago, and that I did. No thread ever in the history of Tactics Arena Online can so much as kneel before the thread I have created for Cephas! It may be speculated that such a thread shan't stand in General Discussion, as the ambience of overwhelming inferiority may impose itself upon the Thread of Cephas, and lessen the greatness of my creation. However, the Thread's greatness can not and will not fall to the mediocrity that is GD (when stood next to this marvel). The Thread shall keep it's reputation as the greatest thread to ever bless TAO, and will be remembered vividly by the forum-goers that somehow escaped without the ecstasy-induced coma that often strikes after the viewing of it.

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Errr...

Uhh... I forgot to mention... Ach took the thread a while back, so I can't really post the thing, but umm... you're welcome Cephas! <3 :)
Wait just one cotton pickin' second there, Cavour! There is no thread! This is just a flowery introduction!

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:confused:

There's a hidden message here, isn't there?

You're trying to say that I'm all show and no talk, huh? Well I'll have you know that there is more to me than that! I am everything that you don't expect, including the jalapeno pepper in your milkshake! :huh: :bad: This is an insult that shall not lightly be taken, fiend! You will rue the day you ventured upon insult! Remember Fortunato and his untimely end (http://www.literature.org/authors/poe-edgar-allan/amontillado.html). :cool:

[Northwind]

This is an insult that shall not lightly be taken, fiend! You will rue the day you ventured upon insult! Remember Fortunato and his untimely end (http://www.literature.org/authors/poe-edgar-allan/amontillado.html). :cool:
Sounds like a catfight's a-brewing.

*Pulls up chair*

[drakonfire]

*pulls chair up next to northy* Mt. Dew? *pops one open and starts drinking*

[Elentari]

I really don't like Mountain Dew at all! I think it's the only soft drink/pop/whateveryouwanttocallit that I really really can't stand.

[Hatchet Warrior]

*pulls out popcorn* This should be another good one.

[roamingstorm]

gets beer ready for hugh, mind if i some of that popcorn?

[Hatchet Warrior]

Go for it, but give hugh his beer back. I have a keg and a few 40's around here somewhere.

[drakonfire]

I really don't like Mountain Dew at all! I think it's the only soft drink/pop/whateveryouwanttocallit that I really really can't stand.


oh! ele i feel sure for you, mt. dew is, to me, the most amazing drink ever! followed very closely by orange slice :D

[Snork]

I really don't like Mountain Dew at all! I think it's the only soft drink/pop/whateveryouwanttocallit that I really really can't stand.


What about that Poop Cola on Invader Zim?

[Dragoen Link]

Coke sucks my left nut that i lost in the last war.

[roody poo]

Sounds like a catfight's a-brewing.

*Pulls up chair*

*excited look on face*

CATFight?

CA CA CA CATFIGHT!

(anyone able to make this connection?)

[Krome]

Lol !

[S_K_O_F]

ok, now that everyone has spent this time getting all of their food together for the show, does anyone even remember what the show is???

Talk about a thread hi-jack.

[gelshp]

SKOF called it. Tis thread looked good, but spam happened. Any chance of getting back on point?

[Snork]

What would you rather drink, Poop Cola, or Cola Pop(can't remember which show it's from).

Cavour, come back and finish the introduction.
Cephas, sit down!

[Cephas]

We have a psychologically unstable person here, the question is, how do we help him to complete this thread?

[11:28] Cephas: I think we still have a crowd of diehards waiting for the rest of your thread :)
[11:28] Cavour: :-x
[11:28] Cavour: I have no idea what youre talking about :-d
[11:29] Cephas: denial? What will the next phase be?
[11:29] Cavour: Hostility! >:o
[11:29] Cavour: ;)
[11:31] Cephas: so, how about the rest of that thread?
[11:32] Cavour: Im busy... :-x
[11:34] Cephas: that wasn't very hostile, you'll have to try again
[11:34] Cavour: Thats the next step!
[11:34] Cavour: Not there yet!
[11:35] Cephas: oh, but that wasn't denial either... Are we at an in between delay stage or something?
[11:35] Cavour: O_O
[11:35] Cavour: Yeah!
[11:36] Cephas: I think we're done that then. Because you don't deny that it is a denial stage
[11:36] Cephas: shouldn't we be on to agression?
[11:36] Cavour: Not quite!
[11:37] Cephas: hm, back to delay. We're in the boomerang stage, where you try to revive a dead psycho-persona
[11:37] Cavour: 8-)
[11:37] Cephas: I suppose it could also be considered the necro-persona stage
[11:38] Cavour: Or the delaying stage still
[11:38] Cavour: :-d
[11:39] Cephas: Nah, you don't have the cranial capacity of a flea ridden maggot. You wouldn't be able to stay at the delaying stage even if you had the delayingest delayer-beam of delayingdom on your side
[11:40] Cephas: :P
[11:40] Cavour: Not bad... 8-)
[11:40] Cavour: Touche...
[11:40] Cephas: whoa, we've skipped anger and we're on to acceptance, this is progress
[11:41] Cavour: Hahaha

[Snork]

Cavour, where are you?
Cephas, what are you talking about?

So...Cola Pop or Poop Cola?

[Amaroth]

Uhh... I forgot to mention... Ach took the thread a while back, so I can't really post the thing, but umm... you're welcome Cephas! <3 :)

I did?

[Jeffery]

I did?
Yes. You took it, then Glam borrowed it, then forgot where she left it.

Come on man, keep up here.

[Amaroth]

Yes. You took it, then Glam borrowed it, then forgot where she left it.

Come on man, keep up here.

Sorry. I do so much these days, I just get confused sometimes.

When you have a condition, you can't forget to take your medication. You need your medication or you'll get confused.

[Jeffery]

Sorry. I do so much these days, I just get confused sometimes.

When you have a condition, you can't forget to take your medication. You need your medication or you'll get confused.
What does Old_Man_Killer have to do with this?