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Seriously.
I have to walk to 7-11 and use the payphone to order pizza.
We all live together, why can't we all just get along and share the stupid phone?
Jeffery
06-24-2005, 12:50 AM
Seriously.
I have to walk to 7-11 and use the payphone to order pizza.
We all live together, why can't we all just get along and share the stupid phone?
http://papajohns.com
Order your pizza online. (almost every major chain has online ordering now)
Hugh Junit
06-24-2005, 01:17 AM
http://papajohns.com
Order your pizza online. (almost every major chain has online ordering now)
I use this all the time, and love it. I'm using the word "love" here.
Another miracle of the internet.
There's no END to the possibilities.
Jeffery
06-24-2005, 01:25 AM
Play the game, get free cheesesticks.
Seriously. I have a text file of free cheesesticks. I play every day just to keep it stocked up.
Promotional Code A97PR20GAD = Free Breadsticks.
roody poo
06-24-2005, 02:00 AM
I use this all the time, and love it. I'm using the word "love" here.
Another miracle of the internet.
There's no END to the possibilities.
I have still yet to find anyone in this area that will bring me beer on a small scale via the internet. Women (use that term as loose as nomar's mom) yes, beer no.
Hugh Junit
06-24-2005, 09:56 AM
I have still yet to find anyone in this area that will bring me beer on a small scale via the internet. Women (use that term as loose as nomar's mom) yes, beer no.
How killer would that be, roody? Imagine a beer delivery service. A fleet of refrigerated vans, stocked with a little of everything, some online dispatchers and a wharehouse.
Mailman, milkman.....beerman. They could jack up prices on every brand, and people would pay it for the convenience. Hell, I know I would.
max2k106
06-24-2005, 10:26 AM
some online dispatchers and a wharehouse.
You can tell Hugh wanted to type whorehouse :bigsmile:
roody poo
06-24-2005, 11:11 AM
How killer would that be, roody? Imagine a beer delivery service. A fleet of refrigerated vans, stocked with a little of everything, some online dispatchers and a wharehouse.
Mailman, milkman.....beerman. They could jack up prices on every brand, and people would pay it for the convenience. Hell, I know I would.
*drools*
:swoon:
Twelve
06-24-2005, 11:30 AM
What's a fone?
12
KrokedilTeers
06-24-2005, 11:56 AM
phone
max2k106
06-24-2005, 12:05 PM
What's a fone?
12
I believe it stands for Fraternity Of Naked Ewoks, but I may be wrong.
*looks for SKOF*
The Exile
06-24-2005, 01:11 PM
I believe it stands for Fraternity Of Naked Ewoks, but I may be wrong.
*looks for SKOF*
Sorry guys, but this may force me to leave netjak... ugh...
Jeffery
06-24-2005, 01:28 PM
How killer would that be, roody? Imagine a beer delivery service. A fleet of refrigerated vans, stocked with a little of everything, some online dispatchers and a wharehouse.
Mailman, milkman.....beerman. They could jack up prices on every brand, and people would pay it for the convenience. Hell, I know I would.
My town has several Beer delivery places. One is a carryout, two others are pizza places.
You get your pizza and yu 6 pack in one order that way.
Hugh, I think you have just stumbled upon your destined riches with this idea. Call it Hugh's Beer Service, and your motto could be *slowly reaches for phone*
Jeffery
06-25-2005, 03:15 AM
Ok, Don't you see the problem with that idea....
You expect Hugh to deliver beer to others? Without drinking most of it first?
rmfao
Hugh Junit
06-25-2005, 04:32 AM
Hugh, I think you have just stumbled upon your destined riches with this idea. Call it Hugh's Beer Service, and your motto could be *slowly reaches for phone*
That's a f***ing great idea, nads. I'm gonna need a few good men to go into business with. I was thinking about you, roody, nomar.......
Ahh, F*** it! Jeff's right. We'd suck the place dry in a weekend.
"Sorry I'm late, hon, had to work late again"
And if you stock Diet Coke, I'll be in charge of draining that.
Office_Shredder
06-25-2005, 08:52 AM
DIET coke? you're one strange man nads...
Hugh, we could tie you down to a chair with the phone to your ear and your finger on the hang up button so all you can do is take phone calls.... someone else would actually steal the beer that way
roody poo
06-25-2005, 11:17 AM
Can you imagine the cost of insurance for our drivers? I mean my previous DUI sent me through the roof. Think of all of us with em. Hell, we would have to hire a DD service just to deliver the product.
Jolly Rancher
06-25-2005, 11:42 AM
I don't drink beer, so you could count on me to deliver it and not guzzle it down :p
roody poo
06-25-2005, 12:00 PM
I don't drink beer, so you could count on me to deliver it and not guzzle it down :p
Yeah, but according to an earlier post, I think you've shown us all what you will guzzle down.
Jolly Rancher
06-25-2005, 12:09 PM
Where are you going with that, Roody? :dry:
roody poo
06-25-2005, 01:58 PM
Where are you going with that, Roody? :dry:
That can be better answered by saying we all know where you are going Jolly.....down. :eek:
Wow, I can't order pizza, Jeffery buys a round of breadsticks, Hugh comes up with his plan for financial security, everyone joins as business partners, someone got a DUI, and Jolly Rancher gets flamed for no apparant reason.
All in all, a very succesful post. Who's up for ice cream!?!?
max2k106
06-26-2005, 09:08 AM
*raises hand*
The Russian wants ice cream . . . NOW!
Hugh Junit
06-26-2005, 10:49 AM
That can be better answered by saying we all know where you are going Jolly.....down. :eek:
* Burgess Meredith voice *
I'm throwin' in the towel, JR. Ya can't take no more o' dis beatin', kid. He's murderalizin' ya!
Jolly Rancher
06-26-2005, 04:58 PM
It's hard to compete against roody, he can flame something wicked, but he's still a homo :p
I watched the contender a week ago, and the opponent got uppercutted and it looked like his head disconnected from his neck, it was very cool.
Roody couldn't flame a marshamllow in a forest fire :P
I watched the contender a week ago, and the opponent got uppercutted and it looked like his head disconnected from his neck, it was very cool.
Where did that come from?
Elektra
06-27-2005, 01:16 PM
most places near me (i live in NYC) deliver beer. its like 3 bucks for a 40 ounce. and better yet the guy delivering it never checks IDs so i'm set if i want top have a little get together
Jolly Rancher
06-27-2005, 01:40 PM
Roody couldn't flame a marshamllow in a forest fire :P
Where did that come from?
When Hugh said "I'm throwin in the towel, JR".
Thats what the boxers trainers do when they want to throw in the white flag because they are getting beaten badly. Plus, I was thinking of cinderella man at that moment, so I had to post something about boxing.
I guess I don't watch TV enough. Ever since the remote slid down in the couch cushions I've had a dilemna. Get up and turn it on by hand (not appealing) or get up and move the couch cushions to find the remote (even less appealing).
psychofireman
06-28-2005, 12:48 AM
I guess I don't watch TV enough. Ever since the remote slid down in the couch cushions I've had a dilemna. Get up and turn it on by hand (not appealing) or get up and move the couch cushions to find the remote (even less appealing).
damn i need to spread some rep
roody poo
06-28-2005, 05:17 AM
Roody couldn't flame a marshamllow in a forest fire
Dude, my feelings are really hurt.
Hzarz_Kar
06-28-2005, 06:39 AM
Hugh, I think you have just stumbled upon your destined riches with this idea. Call it Hugh's Beer Service, and your motto could be *slowly reaches for phone*
Meh, why bother with never ending delivery of batches of beer. Just pipe it in and charge people by the meter ratings... :p
roody poo
06-28-2005, 07:54 AM
Meh, why bother with never ending delivery of batches of beer. Just pipe it in and charge people by the meter ratings... :p
You are obviously unfamiliar with zoning laws along with the insulation process of a draft line. Without proper insulation from keg to spout you will get nothing but "head". That particular area of the business is under the control of Jolly Rancher. For those customers that we actually care to please bottles will be our only solution. Which is great for us b/c we can mark up prices according to mileage, gas, and tips.
Jolly Rancher
06-28-2005, 06:29 PM
I guess I don't watch TV enough. Ever since the remote slid down in the couch cushions I've had a dilemna. Get up and turn it on by hand (not appealing) or get up and move the couch cushions to find the remote (even less appealing).
A man just isn't a man without his remote.
For those customers that we actually care to please bottles will be our only solution.
Speaking of Bottle, where is that post whore anyways?
Hzarz_Kar
06-29-2005, 03:59 AM
You are obviously unfamiliar with zoning laws along with the insulation process of a draft line. Without proper insulation from keg to spout you will get nothing but "head". That particular area of the business is under the control of Jolly Rancher. For those customers that we actually care to please bottles will be our only solution. Which is great for us b/c we can mark up prices according to mileage, gas, and tips.
Ah well, another brilliant idea thought up over multiple cans of beer gets consigned to the dust of history... Again. :(
max2k106
06-29-2005, 06:44 AM
Speaking of Bottle, where is that post whore anyways?
Bottles died and his dead body is mowing my lawn.
Tag Captain
06-29-2005, 02:06 PM
Bottles died and his dead body is mowing my lawn.
Boo.
Amaroth
07-08-2005, 08:49 AM
There's no END to the possibilities.
The internet can't make the French good at combat.
Nothing can.
Therefore the possibilities do end.
roody poo
07-08-2005, 09:22 AM
The internet can't make the French good at combat.
Nothing can.
Therefore the possibilities do end.
Can it make the french women shave? That would rock. A whole new pool of women would then open to my disposal. Until then, french women are just hairy apes with bad teeth, they stink, and most can't cut it in Europe so they move to Canada.
Can it make the french women shave? That would rock. A whole new pool of women would then open to my disposal. Until then, french women are just hairy apes with bad teeth, they stink, and most can't cut it in Europe so they move to Canada.
Hun! bring me the steak, the flames are ready!
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