How Do I Kiss?

[Doctor Love]

I'm turning sixteen shortly and sadly I've never kissed a girl before. Well, I've nose kissed (eskamo kiss? sp?) before and I've even blown girls kisses, but I've never actually gone the whole nine yards and kissed (yuck!). I now have a girlfriend and I really want to know how I'm supposed to kiss her and when. We all knoww how timing is everything when it comes to the first kiss, and I really want to impress my lovely lover pookie wookie. Thanks alot.

Educate me.

[Hydrant]

NO TONGUE

ill be totally honest. a really really good kiss has a lil tongue, but since about .01% of the male populace can use their tongue effectively, id suggest you ignore it totally.

seriously

[roamingstorm]

when your with her alone, and if you meet eyes, thats when when you look into hers and she looks into yours

[bludhoundz]

I'll gain a lot from responses to this thread too! :cool:

[insignifiGant]

It's not something that can be taught. Just go with the flow. Do what feels good.

[imagination]

NO TONGUE

ill be totally honest. a really really good kiss has a lil tongue, but since about .01% of the male populace can use their tongue effectively, id suggest you ignore it totally.

seriously
best advice. my first girlfriend didnt like tongue, not that i had a chance to show whether i was good or bad... first time i tried she pulled back. No tongue.

[insignifiGant]

I'm good with my tongue.... and my hands... and... well I don't know what I'm not good with.

[gryph89]

Its all about timing , like when it gets nice and quiet and you cant talk anymore...you know , when you look into each others eyes , trust me I was as confused as you were when I got my first kiss , either one of two things:
go on instincts , or you know the normal woman (which I doubt no man does)
Its all about timing , and how she looks at you , I guess...thats what it was for me...

[Jeffery]

You just need to go practice kissing with Snarr.

When you have a new girlfriend, take it slow. As for when to kiss, good luck. A guy who can understand what and when a woman wants can make a fortune.

[imagination]

I'm good with my tongue.... and my hands... and... well I don't know what I'm not good with.someone has an ego, and is using hands and tongue to kiss? hmmmm we are talking about first kiss, as in lips on face :-D he needs advice as far as that goes :D .

[Doctor Love]

You just need to go practice kissing with Snarr.

When you have a new girlfriend, take it slow. As for when to kiss, good luck. A guy who can understand what and when a woman wants can make a fortune.
Will Smith, Hitch. Good point. ;)

[gryph89]

A guy who can understand what and when a woman wants can make a fortune.

Like Mel Gibson in that movie.

[Dragoen Link]

Jeffery knows.........

[imagination]

tahts how he got rich

[paulk6]

Just remember to grope. Groping makes any kiss better. If she slaps you, that's just another sign of affection. It means keep going.


Trust me.

[Doctor Love]

Just remember to grope. Groping makes any kiss better. If she slaps you, that's just another sign of affection. It means keep going.


Trust me.
Viva la groping!

[AzN_GuY]

Well, i've never had any trouble with tongue with my gfs... maybe im just lucky ;) Anyway, dont be forceful on your first kiss, for the love of god. DONT PANIC. You panic and you'll slam your face into hers and you'll both just get a nasty bruise. Jk. That wont happen. I spose the best thing to think about is the fact that: A) Girls dont have cooties B) Damn she looks hot tonight C) It gets a HELL of a lot easier after the first kiss.

Just dont force the kiss. If she really wants that kiss, you'll know, and vice versa. Take it slow, do it at a good time in the movie (jk) and enjoy it.

Kissing is as simple as breathing after a while. Then again... there's some pretty funky ways to breathe, so dont cough or anything, cuz that would just suck.

Oh, btw, Hi everyone.

[meat.eater]

You'll know. Its not something that can be told for you. Whatever you do, because you will use tongue sooner or later, its true hydrant, but dotn do it first. Cant expect to start by making out either. After a date, just give her a peck on the lips. Thats what i have to say.

All that "look deep into her eyes" is crap. That happens sometimes, but mainly its just instinct. And hydrant, maybe you should teach them. :) Thats what my gf did for me, lol! Not ashamed to say so either. Different girls have different likes or dislikes when it comes to kissing, so, in my opinion, its best to ask. Its not a normal question, but they arent offended by it. It was like a way of doing something for her.

Yea, we have a weird relationship.

EDIT: @ AzN- thats just because a girl never has the balls (ha) to tell her boyfriend he's a bad kisser.

[Taffy]

alright man...its just like a soap opera...she'll look in your eyes..and you look into hers..i mean obviously your undressing her in your mind, but just keep looking in her eyes. look 12 inches south of her eyes and your dead meat...then you move in, and she'll move in and you'll kiss...it'll happen really fast. now, if you dont care to see her ever again you'll play it smart and keep kissing her. hopefully your on the couch, or something, if not, standing works...but as your makin out grab her chest...not like death grip..just a place for your hands to rest.... the rest will come naturally.
ur welcome! :D

[Jeffery]

Well, i've never had any trouble with tongue with my gfs... maybe im just lucky ;) Anyway, dont be forceful on your first kiss, for the love of god. DONT PANIC. You panic and you'll slam your face into hers and you'll both just get a nasty bruise. Jk. That wont happen. I spose the best thing to think about is the fact that: A) Girls dont have cooties B) Damn she looks hot tonight C) It gets a HELL of a lot easier after the first kiss.

Just dont force the kiss. If she really wants that kiss, you'll know, and vice versa. Take it slow, do it at a good time in the movie (jk) and enjoy it.

Kissing is as simple as breathing after a while. Then again... there's some pretty funky ways to breathe, so dont cough or anything, cuz that would just suck.

Oh, btw, Hi everyone.
HOLY CRAP!

Nice way to sneak in AZN.

[imagination]

haha my first kiss i was like "WTF DO I DO WITH MY HANDS" lol so uncomfortable

[shank phx]

you do it like this

:tongue2: :tongue2:
:blush2:
SEE its not that hard!!!
:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[meat.eater]

to quote hitch: Go 90% - 10%. :). Unless a girl is like upset or something or hurt. Then you go 100% to make her feel better.

Always hug before kiss, not vice versa. Its akward if you do.

[Doctor Love]

alright man...its just like a soap opera...she'll look in your eyes..and you look into hers..i mean obviously your undressing her in your mind, but just keep looking in her eyes. look 12 inches south of her eyes and your dead meat...then you move in, and she'll move in and you'll kiss...it'll happen really fast. now, if you dont care to see her ever again you'll play it smart and keep kissing her. hopefully your on the couch, or something, if not, standing works...but as your makin out grab her chest...not like death grip..just a place for your hands to rest.... the rest will come naturally.
ur welcome! :D
You're the greatest! Haha.

Well, i've never had any trouble with tongue with my gfs... maybe im just lucky Anyway, dont be forceful on your first kiss, for the love of god. DONT PANIC. You panic and you'll slam your face into hers and you'll both just get a nasty bruise. Jk. That wont happen. I spose the best thing to think about is the fact that: A) Girls dont have cooties B) Damn she looks hot tonight C) It gets a HELL of a lot easier after the first kiss.

Just dont force the kiss. If she really wants that kiss, you'll know, and vice versa. Take it slow, do it at a good time in the movie (jk) and enjoy it.

Kissing is as simple as breathing after a while. Then again... there's some pretty funky ways to breathe, so dont cough or anything, cuz that would just suck.

Oh, btw, Hi everyone.
Jeffery he wasn't sneaking in, who could miss a great thread like this? ;) And no, it had nothing to do with the fact that I instant messaged him and asked him to post, he said the thread amused him! Beat that Paris Hilton!

[meat.eater]

How the bra works: snap both sides back from strait { --- } to bent { V } then slide the two clasps vertically. Normally left goes up. The bend normally goes toward the girl too.

If in front, same thing, but a little more crowded, so get practice.

[Doctor Love]

How the bra works: snap both sides back from strait { --- } to bent { V } then slide the two clasps vertically. Normally left goes up. The bend normally goes toward the girl too.

If in front, same thing, but a little more crowded, so get practice.
Yeah, Cavour is coming over later so I'll practice then.

[meat.eater]

Yea, boobs are great.

>.>
<.<

[paulk6]

Yea, boobs are great.

>.>
<.<
They may look great, but you'll never find out what they feel like :P

[meat.eater]

...Oh really? Why do you think knowing how to unhook a bra is useful, little boy?

[Hydrant]

No Tongue

[paulk6]

...Oh really? Why do you think knowing how to unhook a bra is useful, little boy?

I don't usually unhook it; I take it off over their head with their shirt.

[Doctor Love]

No Tongue
Deal.

[insignifiGant]

someone has an ego, and is using hands and tongue to kiss? hmmmm we are talking about first kiss, as in lips on face :-D he needs advice as far as that goes :D .

ego? I didn't say I was better than everyone else. I just said I was good.
Let's just say I know what I'm doing.

[insignifiGant]

I don't usually unhook it; I take it off over their head with their shirt.
Do you date girls without boobs? Usually they get in the way of doing that.

[meat.eater]

Says the little boy beating off to the girl from Pokeman.

[shank phx]

you do it like this
:tongue2: :tongue2:
:blush2:

SEE its not that hard!!!
:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[Lipsoidal.]

youve now said that twice....wtf...

EDIT: woah why did it decide to log onto this account? i guess firefox and IE have different memory.

[paulk6]

Do you date girls without boobs? Usually they get in the way of doing that.
Nah, you can kinda fold it over. You just have to squeeze the boobs underneath.

[paulk6]

Says the little boy beating off to the girl from Pokeman.
Dude, Misty is SPICY.

[Dove]

Ok, here are things not to do, some of them are copied from others because, well, they're good advice.

DO NOT use tongue.

DO NOT go for more than a peck. Trust me, a first kiss is magical. You want a moment, not a week to remember.

DO NOT keep eyes open. Enjoy it. Trust the girl and yourself. It's a good feeling.

Also, there are some things I think you should do.

Try to put your hands on her, but nowhere you haven't been before. Hands on hips or waist, or even holding her hands.

Close your eyes. Said it up there, but it's true. Feel, don't watch.

Smile! Before if it's in the right setting but definitely after. You just got your first kiss. It's a great thing and a memory you'll hold on to forever. Be happy about it!

Good luck man, if you don't feel comfortable with any of this stuff, don't do it! It's about you and your girl, not about the forums. Go with the flow is the best advice you can get.

[AzN_GuY]

Note to self: no tongue with hydrant.

:bigsmile:

[AzN_GuY]

I look at my join date and cry... you know that?

[ko71991]

youve now said that twice....wtf...

EDIT: woah why did it decide to log onto this account? i guess firefox and IE have different memory.
Wait, erm... Meat?

Anywho, I can't give you any advice not already given by others, I'd refresh your memory but Dove already did.

[paulk6]

I look at my join date and cry... you know that?
Hey man, look at mine.

2003, represent!

[ko71991]

I'm 2004 and I have more posts than all of you, should I cry?

We're kind of getting off topic btw so... Yeah.

[imagination]

oh ya practice makes perfect

[paulk6]

I'm 2004 and I have more posts than all of you, should I cry?

We're kind of getting off topic btw so... Yeah.
Ahem...

*Coughyouareapostwhorecough*

[AzN_GuY]

Thread-jacking is an artform few ex-mods ever pick up... meh ^_^ I'm SPECIAL.

oh, and dont think i didnt notice that low blow back there meat... ya, that's right, i have your number.

[Gnosis]

it just depends on the girl.
Take my last two girlfriends. On our first kiss (for both of them) i planned on not using tounge (just to be safe) but it just so happened that they opened there mouths and the rest was history...

But this girl im dating now... well she is a different story. She's never had a boyfriend so it is ten times harder. I haven't even tried because she is so new at it that i get way to nervous right before it happens. Then in my head its like * alert!!! alert!!! abort mission!!! Last time i was with her that moment happened where everything gets quite and your both looking into eachothers eyes, so i naturally moved closer, but i don't know what it was but the way she was looking at me got me extremely shaky so i backed away fast. It was awkward.... maybe that means i actually like this one....

[***Duo***]

A) This thread is awesome. :cool:
B) No tongue. (As repeated.)
C) Have fun.
D) Don't forget to breathe if you need to...


-Duo

[paulk6]

BREATH MINT

It needed to be said. Breath mints are essential.

Edit - Also, practicing on your hand really does help. Try it.

[Dove]

Ah yes, I did nearly forget that. Chew gum beforehand or have a mint ready. Bad breath = not good.

[AzN_GuY]

haha, yes, first kiss, no tongue. Let me embellish since I dont think I actually said that in my first post. Tongue = in YOUR mouth, not hers.

See this guy? :p Ya, that's NOT you. You're this guy :)

If you act like this guy :p then she'll be like this face :wacko: and you'll be like this face :(

[Gnosis]

I think it is kind of funny that u are posting a thread on how to kiss and yet u call yourself "Docter Love".... :rolleyes:

[imagination]

lol this is one of my favorite threads... i can see it going down the wrong type of path though, and then being closed :dry:

[paulk6]

haha, yes, first kiss, no tongue. Let me embellish since I dont think I actually said that in my first post. Tongue = in YOUR mouth, not hers.

See this guy? :p Ya, that's NOT you. You're this guy :)

If you act like this guy :p then she'll be like this face :wacko: and you'll be like this face :(
Yeah, and not only for first kisses. I find that tounge just complicates things, and doesn't really feel any better. But that's just my opinion.

Edit - And Azn, that makes the THIRD post on this thread I've wanted to rep you for.

[Gnosis]

haha, yes, first kiss, no tongue. Let me embellish since I dont think I actually said that in my first post. Tongue = in YOUR mouth, not hers.

See this guy? :p Ya, that's NOT you. You're this guy :)

If you act like this guy :p then she'll be like this face :wacko: and you'll be like this face :(

I disagree. Like i said earlier it depends on the girl. Just follow what she does. If she opens her mouth then you can open yours. If after the initial contact she pulls away, then live with the peck. And if she jumps on you and starts snarling like a lion while pressing her mouth tighter against yours sucking all the saliva out of your mouth .....well, .....just use your imagination....

[paulk6]

I disagree. Like i said earlier it depends on the girl. Just follow what she does. If she opens her mouth then you can open yours. If after the initial contact she pulls away, then live with the peck. And if she jumps on you and starts snarling like a lion while pressing her mouth tighter against yours sucking all the saliva out of your mouth .....well, .....just use your imagination....
Opening your mouth does not necessarily mean tounge. Most of the time, for me, it's an open-mouth kiss - making out - but usually no tounge.

[insignifiGant]

Yeah, and not only for first kisses. I find that tounge just complicates things, and doesn't really feel any better. But that's just my opinion.

Edit - And Azn, that makes the THIRD post on this thread I've wanted to rep you for.
You're what, 12? You just don't know what you're doing yet.

Anyways... when you're done kissing her, say in a high pitched voice: "Come on baby just the tiiiiippp."

And about the mint stuff, besides the fresh breath, it adds a little tingle that just feels great.

[paulk6]

You're what, 12? You just don't know what you're doing yet.

Anyways... when you're done kissing her, say in a high pitched voice: "Come on baby just the tiiiiippp."

And about the mint stuff, besides the fresh breath, it adds a little tingle that just feels great.
13 :P

[Gnosis]

Opening your mouth does not necessarily mean tounge. Most of the time, for me, it's an open-mouth kiss - making out - but usually no tounge.
really?? Well i thought making out ussually meant tounge. i mean open mouth kissing is still regular kissing if you dont use your tounge. To me the only thing that seperates open mouth and kissing is that you are constantly repositioning your lips instead of keeping them stationary. I dont think i have ever met someone who thought differently... :confused:

[AzN_GuY]

I disagree. Like i said earlier it depends on the girl. Just follow what she does. If she opens her mouth then you can open yours. If after the initial contact she pulls away, then live with the peck. And if she jumps on you and starts snarling like a lion while pressing her mouth tighter against yours sucking all the saliva out of your mouth .....well, .....just use your imagination....


If she's snarling like a lion, be afraid... she might actually be a lion... in which case you're in trouble. (an optimist would say enjoy it tho :bigsmile: )

[Gnosis]

13 :P

ok. That makes much more sense....

edit: no offense to paulk

[insignifiGant]

If she's snarling like a lion, be afraid... she might actually be a lion... in which case you're in trouble. (an optimist would say enjoy it tho :bigsmile: )
Shh, don't talk about my ladies.

[AzN_GuY]

Shh, don't talk about my ladies.


no offense intended hehe. Lionness A-ok for you

[paulk6]

ok. That makes much more sense....

edit: no offense to paulk
None taken. Just curious though, what makes more sense and why?

[Gnosis]

None taken. Just curious though, what makes more sense and why?
well im assuming that you havent been in too many serious relationships right?? I mean assuming your not a pimp daddy player or anything.... :rolleyes: lol j/k

[paulk6]

well im assuming that you havent been in too many serious relationships right?? I mean assuming your not a pimp daddy player or anything.... :rolleyes: lol j/k
I'm not a pimp... But I got my last girlfriend in my friends bed with no shirt on (or bra)... And I've gotten to third base, with the girlfriend before that.

[insignifiGant]

I'm not a pimp... But I got my last girlfriend in my friends bed with no shirt on (or bra)... And I've gotten to third base, with the girlfriend before that.
lol... whoopdy?

I'm not even going to try to remember how ma.....

Why are you all looking at me like that?

[paulk6]

lol... whoopdy?

I'm not even going to try to remember how ma.....

Why are you all looking at me like that?
But I'm 13, remember?

[Gnosis]

I'm not a pimp... But I got my last girlfriend in my friends bed with no shirt on (or bra)... And I've gotten to third base, with the girlfriend before that.
nice.. i just assumed that you never got too far because you said that u make out without using tounge. I just cant imagine how that would be possible so i thought maybe you thought that you were making out but really weren't or something. Whatever if thats the way you get off then so be it man. It's not like there is a set of rules or anything. Be free with it.. WHATEVER YOU DO...BE FREE WITH IT MAN!!!!!

ps: i like how all of a sudden i have warped into hippie mode with all the "man"s and "freedom". Thats just the way kissing is I guess....

[AzN_GuY]

At 13 do they even really count as... ok, steering conversation a different way.

SO, kissing is good. I think we all agree.

[paulk6]

nice.. i just assumed that you never got too far because you said that u make out without using tounge. I just cant imagine how that would be possible so i thought maybe you thought that you were making out but really weren't or something. Whatever if thats the way you get off then so be it man. It's not like there is a set of rules or anything. Be free with it.. WHATEVER YOU DO...BE FREE WITH IT MAN!!!!!

ps: i like how all of a sudden i have warped into hippie mode with all the "man"s and "freedom". Thats just the way kissing is I guess....
It's not that I haven't, it's just that I don't really see the point of it.

Edit - Ugh... Someone rep me! I'm so close to 500 points :-/

[Gnosis]

It's not that I haven't, it's just that I don't really see the point of it.
oh.. well then... I for one, as long as their breath is fresh, can't get enough of it. For me it always seems to lead to greater things that way.... Whatever i dont want to start something with u. I sense some irritation...

[insignifiGant]

At 13 do they even really count as... ok, steering conversation a different way.

SO, kissing is good. I think we all agree.
Well... There were some girls with decent racks when I was around that age.

How do the bases go anyways? I've forgotten.

[paulk6]

oh.. well then... I for one, as long as their breath is fresh, can't get enough of it. For me it always seems to lead to greater things that way.... Whatever i dont want to start something with u. I sense some irritation...
No, no irritation. And just for clarification, I'm not saying I don't like to make out - I enjoy it very much - I'm just saying I don't really care between tounge and non-tounge very much. They're both just fine with me. Now groping... That leads to greater things.

[roamingstorm]

paul arent you 13?

[paulk6]

Well... There were some girls with decent racks when I was around that age.

How do the bases go anyways? I've forgotten.
Yeah, she's a highschooler, very decent rack.

And for the bases...

1st - Making out
2nd - Hand under the shirt
3rd - Anything involving genitalia under the pants
4th - Passionate vaginal buttsex

[paulk6]

paul arent you 13?
Yep.

[insignifiGant]

paul arent you 13?
read the thread?

Just so you know, the tongue is a very necessary thing. Kiss her neck, her shoulder. Don't be afraid to lick, nibble. Don't over do it, just go with the flow, listen to the noises she makes. Pay attention to her breathing, body movement, gestures.

[Glamdring]

Okay, first of all, Hydrant is absolutely right, No Tongue.

Second of all, paulk, you really should learn how to take a bra off.

Third of all, AZN????

Fourth of all, kissing is good.

... Damn, I really need my boyfriend to be in this state. :(

[insignifiGant]

Maybe no tongue for the first kiss. But tongue is a beautiful thing.

[Glamdring]

Well ya, duh...

I'm not saying no tongue forever. That's just wrong!

I shouldn't say much, actually. Despite the way ach and I talk sometimes, I don't have much experience.

[Al Caponeoni]

But tongue is a beautiful thing.

Indeed.

See everyone in another year or so.

Ciao!

[roamingstorm]

woa al,

that is awesome, not another year, just drop in every week or so... where are you now anyways

[insignifiGant]

I don't know whether it's better to be sexually open, or to save it until marriage. On one hand, you are liberated from the repressions of society.

But then again, my first kiss, I can hardly remember. And losing my virginity wasn't special.

[Glamdring]

Al, why aren't you on aim?

*glare*

[Dove]

I don't know whether it's better to be sexually open, or to save it until marriage. On one hand, you are liberated from the repressions of society.

But then again, my first kiss, I can hardly remember. And losing my virginity wasn't special.

The bird is a virgin. And I will be for quite a while to come, though if I chose not to be I could get rid of it quick :cool: . I think that since sex is the closest emotionally and physically you'll ever be to another human being, it should be reserved for the person you're going to spend the rest of your life with.

[insignifiGant]

How do you know it is the closest you can be emotionally if you haven't done it?

I've had deeper connections outside of sex than anywhere else.

[Doctor Love]

Wow, PaulK is as old as me. :( Don't you all just love how my threads bring back the oldies. ;)

Regarding the topic, does a breath mint really help? On my first kiss, the girl actually tongued me and I enjoyed it. Afterwards I couldn't stop tasting her saliva, and the worst part is I liked it. :confused:

[Cavour]

This is how you do it: :tongue2:

To AzN and Al: Nice thread to pop in on you pimps. :cool:

[Doctor Love]

This is how you do it: :tongue2:

To AzN and Al: Nice thread to pop in on you pimps. :cool:
Actually I instant messaged AzN and seduced him into coming back for the hour, and Al just wanted to watch Paulk makeout with his hand.

[Cavour]

Al just wanted to watch Paulk makeout with his hand.
That really doesn't work..

Good job on AzN though. :)

[Doctor Love]

That really doesn't work..

Good job on AzN though. :)
I wonder if Hydrant thinks me liking her is a joke like when I liked you, or if she knows that judging from her pictures and forum personality I'm in love with her and would do anything for her. Internet baes rox0r.

[Cavour]

I wonder if Hydrant thinks me liking her is a joke like when I liked you, or if she knows that judging from her pictures and forum personality I'm in love with her and would do anything for her. Internet baes rox0r.
Baes?

[Jeffery]

I wonder if Hydrant thinks me liking her is a joke like when I liked you, or if she knows that judging from her pictures and forum personality I'm in love with her and would do anything for her. Internet baes rox0r.
Especially since you are in a thread dedicated to asking how to kiss your girlfriend.

[Doctor Love]

Especially since you are in a thread dedicated to asking how to kiss your girlfriend.
Don't mock me.

[Cavour]

Especially since you are in a thread dedicated to asking how to kiss your girlfriend.
And how you said in the first post that you've never kissed a girl, then recently posted saying there was mad tongue and saliva in your first kiss... or something... :confused:

[insignifiGant]

Lol... I thought it was kind of obvious that he was joking about having a girlfriend... I mean.. duh?

[Jeffery]

And how you said in the first post that you've never kissed a girl, then recently posted saying there was mad tongue and saliva in your first kiss... or something... :confused:
The first he is refering to his first girl kiss. The second one is obviously a family kiss.

[Doctor Love]

And how you said in the first post that you've never kissed a girl, then recently posted saying there was mad tongue and saliva in your first kiss... or something... :confused:
And you (http://www.tacticsarena.com/forum/showthread.php?t=9870&highlight=confession) believed (http://www.tacticsarena.com/forum/showthread.php?t=12833) me (http://www.tacticsarena.com/forum/showthread.php?t=12863)?

[Hydrant]

DUDE AZN!!!!
like the one guy on here with a join date earlier than mine yay

as for bases... its a lil different in college:

1st - Making out- which includes shirtlessness and hands alllll over the place
2nd- Anything involving genitalia under the pants
3rd - Sex
Homerun- learning each others names


NO TONGUE. NO MOTHER F'ING TONGUE. And dont try to feel her up. just kiss.

STOP IT! i see what you are doing with your hands! STOP. You sicko! You think she actually likes that?! SHE DOESNT!!!!!!!!!

[Doctor Love]

STOP IT! i see what you are doing with your hands! STOP. You sicko! You think she actually likes that?! SHE DOESNT!!!!!!!!!
Those are six sentences Jeffery is never going to hear.

[Cavour]

And you (http://www.tacticsarena.com/forum/showthread.php?t=9870&highlight=confession) believed (http://www.tacticsarena.com/forum/showthread.php?t=12833) me (http://www.tacticsarena.com/forum/showthread.php?t=12863)?
Have I ever believed you about anything? :p

[insignifiGant]

DUDE AZN!!!!
like the one guy on here with a join date earlier than mine yay

as for bases... its a lil different in college:

1st - Making out- which includes shirtlessness and hands alllll over the place
2nd- Anything involving genitalia under the pants
3rd - Sex
Homerun- learning each others names


NO TONGUE. NO MOTHER F'ING TONGUE. And dont try to feel her up. just kiss.

STOP IT! i see what you are doing with your hands! STOP. You sicko! You think she actually likes that?! SHE DOESNT!!!!!!!!!
Lol.. that sounds about right to me.

[Doctor Love]

Have I ever believed you about anything? :p
NotoriousHoile: ..im gold now
Cavour41888: You are?
NotoriousHoile: ...duh
Cavour41888: What name??

[Catra]

One thing about the mint/gum chewing thing, don't be chewing gum when you kiss her, that can get ugly!

Oh yeah, and OUCH about the bra over the boob thing. DAMN that hurts, I can't believe a girl would actually let you do that. Unless of course the bra is meant to do that, in which case, ok.

[imagination]

DUDE AZN!!!!
like the one guy on here with a join date earlier than mine yay

as for bases... its a lil different in college:

1st - Making out- which includes shirtlessness and hands alllll over the place
2nd- Anything involving genitalia under the pants
3rd - Sex
Homerun- learning each others names


NO TONGUE. NO MOTHER F'ING TONGUE. And dont try to feel her up. just kiss.

STOP IT! i see what you are doing with your hands! STOP. You sicko! You think she actually likes that?! SHE DOESNT!!!!!!!!!
leave out the home run and thats what it is in high school

[insignifiGant]

One thing about the mint/gum chewing thing, don't be chewing gum when you kiss her, that can get ugly!

Oh yeah, and OUCH about the bra over the boob thing. DAMN that hurts, I can't believe a girl would actually let you do that. Unless of course the bra is meant to do that, in which case, ok.
What bra is meant to do that?

[Hydrant]

One thing about the mint/gum chewing thing, don't be chewing gum when you kiss her, that can get ugly!

Oh yeah, and OUCH about the bra over the boob thing. DAMN that hurts, I can't believe a girl would actually let you do that. Unless of course the bra is meant to do that, in which case, ok.

amen.

haha if a guy cant take off a bra with one hand- hes normal
if he cant take it off with two hands- hes kinda lame
if he cant take it off EVEN while looking the clasp- hes a loser... like Keith

[Jeffery]

Those are six sentences Jeffery is never going to hear.
You're right. I don;t do things a woman doesn;t like.

I'm smarter than you.

[insignifiGant]

amen.

haha if a guy cant take off a bra with one hand- hes normal
if he cant take it off with two hands- hes kinda lame
if he cant take it off EVEN while looking the clasp- hes a loser... like Keith
I've been able to take it off with one hand before... but some bras are evil... they just won't go.

[Jeffery]

I've been able to take it off with one hand before... but some bras are evil... they just won't go.
And thats when you realise the horribleness of a Sports Bra.

[Cavour]

NotoriousHoile: ..im gold now
Cavour41888: You are?
NotoriousHoile: ...duh
Cavour41888: What name??
I hate you. :(
One thing about the mint/gum chewing thing, don't be chewing gum when you kiss her, that can get ugly!
Well yeah, if they're still chewing it or something! :p As long as you shove it in the corner of your mouth or something it usually stays out of the way. :p Although just ditching it before that has to happen is naturally a better method.

[insignifiGant]

And thats when you realise the horribleness of a Sports Bra.
Or those evil trick shirts... they have like... a shirt under the shirt, that attaches to the bra. Just evil.

[Glamdring]

Don't worry yourself too much about it... there are some bras that even most girls can't take off with one hand.

IRT the question about what bras are meant to do that, sports bras.

[Catra]

What's so evil about sports bras? They are comfy!

And I don't own a bra I can't take off with one hand. If ever I did, it wouldn't last long. They are torture devices, I swear! :cool:

[Glamdring]

I can't take off my sports bras with one hand... but you're right, they are comfy. I try to avoid anything resembling physical activity most of the time though, so I don't wear them much.

Hmm... this conversation has gone from paulk's first base to second in very little time.

We're such whores. :cool:

[Catra]

Aren't we though? :bigsmile:

Oh yeah... ok, you're right, the sports bra doesn't come off one handed. The only reason I own that one is because it's comfortable at work when I am running up and down stairs all day. Goodness I am TIRED!

[Jeffery]

Aren't we though? :bigsmile:

Oh yeah... ok, you're right, the sports bra doesn't come off one handed. The only reason I own that one is because it's comfortable at work when I am running up and down stairs all day. Goodness I am TIRED!
Psst. It's called an E L E V A T O R.

[Merdoc.]

ya man dont go fast, and say how good she is when you do it (she will want you even more ;))

[Merdoc.]

and man what u also gotta do is talk to her bout it in person, you will feel alot better about doing it and you will do better

[T3km4n]

I'm turning sixteen shortly and sadly I've never kissed a girl before. Well, I've nose kissed (eskamo kiss? sp?) before and I've even blown girls kisses, but I've never actually gone the whole nine yards and kissed (yuck!). I now have a girlfriend and I really want to know how I'm supposed to kiss her and when. We all knoww how timing is everything when it comes to the first kiss, and I really want to impress my lovely lover pookie wookie. Thanks alot.

Educate me.
You've come to the right man. First, you should whisper something sexy in her ear like, "I wanna take a dump on your chest" or something along those lines. Then you should stick your tongue in her ear. If she doesn't start crying, kiss her. If she starts crying, backhand her in the face.

[imagination]

You've come to the right man. First, you should whisper something sexy in her ear like, "I wanna take a dump on your chest" or something along those lines. Then you should stick your tongue in her ear. If she doesn't start crying, kiss her. If she starts crying, backhand her in the face.
this man speaks the truth!!!! :cool: complete pimp

[Catra]

Psst. It's called an E L E V A T O R.

Psst. It's called not-allowed-to-use-the-E-L-E-V-A-T-O-R-unless-we-have-more-than-we-can-possibly-carry-safely-because-the-only-stinking-E-L-E-V-A-T-O-R-in-the-place-is-for-the-members.

[Cavour]

Elevators can be fun stuff too.. O_O

[Jeffery]

Psst. It's called not-allowed-to-use-the-E-L-E-V-A-T-O-R-unless-we-have-more-than-we-can-possibly-carry-safely-because-the-only-stinking-E-L-E-V-A-T-O-R-in-the-place-is-for-the-members.
Pssst.

It's called marry a rich member and quitchyer job.

[Catra]

If only I could find a member under 30... Most are like 60+

Wait, I'm attached now. I take that back.

And I'm not commenting about the elevator comment. :confused:

[Jeffery]

60's even better. They'll die sooner.

[insignifiGant]

60's even better. They'll die sooner.
You dog you.. ;)

[paulk6]

Damn, I tried to post last night from my PSP. I guess it didn't work :-/. Anyways, what I was going to say is that I just remembered, my friend has a pool. It must have been a bikini top; not a bra.

[paulk6]

lol... whoopdy?

I'm not even going to try to remember how ma.....

Why are you all looking at me like that?
I would know. I'm in your pants, remember?

[Doctor Love]

You're right. I don;t do things a woman doesn;t like.

I'm smarter than you.
Probably because you've never been with a woman.

[mushroom_girl]

I'm turning sixteen shortly and sadly I've never kissed a girl before. Well, I've nose kissed (eskamo kiss? sp?) before and I've even blown girls kisses, but I've never actually gone the whole nine yards and kissed (yuck!). I now have a girlfriend and I really want to know how I'm supposed to kiss her and when. We all knoww how timing is everything when it comes to the first kiss, and I really want to impress my lovely lover pookie wookie. Thanks alot.

Educate me.
So much for our relationship huh? :p

Just trust me. You'll know the right time and how to when it happens. You'll be fine, you don't need a lesson on how to kiss someone.

[Doctor Love]

So much for our relationship huh? :p

Just trust me. You'll know the right time and how to when it happens. You'll be fine, you don't need a lesson on how to kiss someone.
Our relationship stands strong! As soon as I get ungrounded I'm taking you to...some place fancy. I'm going to the beach soon, after that I should be ungrounded my sugar dumpling. :wub:

[Gnosis]

I disagree. Like i said earlier it depends on the girl. Just follow what she does. If she opens her mouth then you can open yours. If after the initial contact she pulls away, then live with the peck. And if she jumps on you and starts snarling like a lion while pressing her mouth tighter against yours sucking all the saliva out of your mouth .....well, .....just use your imagination....:


On my first kiss, the girl actually tongued me and I enjoyed it. Afterwards I couldn't stop tasting her saliva, and the worst part is I liked it. :confused:

see, my advice DOES have wisdom. It was all the girls doing, just as I said it would... nobody ever listens to me.... :(

[insignifiGant]

Our relationship stands strong! As soon as I get ungrounded I'm taking you to...some place fancy. I'm going to the beach soon, after that I should be ungrounded my sugar dumpling. :wub:
Don't play with my heart!

Have you forgotten about Eugene?

Oops... I've said too much.

[insignifiGant]

see, my advice DOES have wisdom. It was all the girls doing, just as I said it would... nobody ever listens to me.... :(
I think that might be because you think you're always right.

[Doctor Love]

Don't play with my heart!

Have you forgotten about Eugene?

Oops... I've said too much.
It's all about the shrooms now.

[Cavour]

It's all about the shrooms now.
What about Hydrant?

[Lordofzrings]

it always helps if you ask "Can i kiss your face?"

[Doctor Love]

What about Hydrant?
She refuses to acknowledge me, and shrooms is hoter.

[Gnosis]

What bra is meant to do that?

this was like from 3 pages ago.

1. I think sport bras are supposed to just lift up.
2 i was once with this girl who had her bra built into her shirt so it just lifted up (but i think that type of bra only works with small-boobed girls ;) ..)

[drakonfire]

Well, i've never had any trouble with tongue with my gfs... maybe im just lucky ;) Anyway, dont be forceful on your first kiss, for the love of god. DONT PANIC. You panic and you'll slam your face into hers and you'll both just get a nasty bruise. Jk. That wont happen. I spose the best thing to think about is the fact that: A) Girls dont have cooties B) Damn she looks hot tonight C) It gets a HELL of a lot easier after the first kiss.

Just dont force the kiss. If she really wants that kiss, you'll know, and vice versa. Take it slow, do it at a good time in the movie (jk) and enjoy it.

Kissing is as simple as breathing after a while. Then again... there's some pretty funky ways to breathe, so dont cough or anything, cuz that would just suck.

Oh, btw, Hi everyone.

ignroing the rest of this thread (though i'll throw in an aside, i'm about to turn 18, have had the same GF for over a year now and still haven't kissed her, we've duscussed this, and we both have somewhat checkered pasts, so no kissing... just FYI kissing is NOT a necesity for a relationship, aight? your kissing someones future wife, if not your own... scary to think about)

UNHOLY HELL!!!! azn_guy! where did you come from?!?!?!?!?!?!?

are you back for more than day?!

no kidding when i say i was freakin out for about a minute solid after i saw it was you who posted

[Spit_101]

Hydrant and Dove are 100% correct.

NO TONGUE. (atleast for my girlfriend)

@ AzN: Hi.

[Daemon Bloodmaw]

I'm just going to throw in my 2 cents and not read through 10 pages of sucking people's faces.

My first kiss blew major ass. Her homecoming dance, bla bla bla, go for the kiss at the last song as it should be if you're going for the romantic scene, and she like lunges her face forward and devours my face. There is nothing sexy about having a girl rape your mouth with her tongue. At all.

My friends and I dubbed it "the attack", because it's pretty bad and most of the time you will wipe spit off your face with your hand. :bad:

So because of that, I don't use a lot of tongue when I kiss, and I just manipulate their lower lip. Most (All) of the girls I've been with prefer that to tongue anyways, so trust me. Just go with the lower lip action.

[Hydrant]

She refuses to acknowledge me, and shrooms is hoter.

Ive found the easiest way to get rid of a problem is to ignore it

and catra, ur little - - - - fest screwed up the page :rolleyes:

[Gnosis]

Most (All) of the girls I've been with prefer that to tongue anyways, so trust me. Just go with the lower lip action.

you really shouldn't assume things about girls. Especially if your gonna say ALL girls. Every girl i have been with has dismissed the lower lip action as boring. i mean its cool for a few seconds but after that its JUST the lower lip. Every girl i have been with were the ones that started the tounge thing (and on the first kiss too) not me. So from these experiences i would say that not ALL girls like it ONE specifific way. Some like crazy saliva sucking and others like quiet lip locking. So i dont think people should be saying that there is only ONE way of doing it and that THEIR way is it. Since i enjoy tounge, and all the girls i have been with used their tounges, i have been pretty lucky. :cool:

edit: i must not have read carefully because you were actually saying all the girls YOU have been with. Well the rest of my argument stands!!!

[Hydrant]

no girl likes tongue

if she says she does, shes a liar

lying to you or to herself

[mushroom_girl]

no girl likes tongue

if she says she does, shes a liar

lying to you or to herself
So true...

Listen to Hydrant, she knows alot.

[Doctor Love]

So true...

Listen to Hydrant, she knows alot.
This one girl I was with was upsessed with her tongue. I only made out with her once at my friend's house, and she was all about french kissing the entire time. Her tongue was really long and weird.

[Gnosis]

no girl likes tongue

if she says she does, shes a liar

lying to you or to herself
uumm just because your a girl doesn't meanu can read the mind of every girl on the planet. :huh: And i never once started to tounge a girl on the first kiss. They were the ones who tounged me. So, yea.... Stop trying to play the role of girl who knows all about relationships just because you are one of the few girls here... ;)

[Hydrant]

uumm just because your a girl doesn't meanu can read the mind of every girl on the planet. :huh: And i never once started to tounge a girl on the first kiss. They were the ones who tounged me. So, yea.... Stop trying to play the role of girl who knows all about relationships just because you are one of the few girls here... ;)

and as a girl, i have a lot of girlfriends

I have long conversations with said girl about boys and what not.

i suppose I just combine my two main points:

Girls like it when a guy use shis tongue properly. But as .0001% of males can use it properly, it is easier to say we just plain dont like tongue

so if a girl tongued you, she was probably really inexperienced and just looking to please. when i was younger i did that a lot too, it wasnt because i liked it, but because i didnt know any better.

[dirka dirka]

and as a girl, i have a lot of girlfriends

I have long conversations with said girl about boys and what not.

i suppose I just combine my two main points:

Girls like it when a guy use shis tongue properly. But as .0001% of males can use it properly, it is easier to say we just plain dont like tongue

so if a girl tongued you, she was probably really inexperienced and just looking to please. when i was younger i did that a lot too, it wasnt because i liked it, but because i didnt know any better.
lolz, maybe its just where you live? maybe everybody from where you live just sucks, ey? 'cause thats some real bs right there

[Doctor Love]

lolz, maybe its just where you live? maybe everybody from where you live just sucks, ey? 'cause thats some real bs right there
No, it's where I live too.

[Gnosis]

and as a girl, i have a lot of girlfriends

I have long conversations with said girl about boys and what not.

i suppose I just combine my two main points:

Girls like it when a guy use shis tongue properly. But as .0001% of males can use it properly, it is easier to say we just plain dont like tongue

so if a girl tongued you, she was probably really inexperienced and just looking to please. when i was younger i did that a lot too, it wasnt because i liked it, but because i didnt know any better.

once again u really shouldn't speak for ALL girls. You don't know this girl, she definetly liked it..... because.... well...she was a HORNY FREAK!!! But, thats a different story.... Also I have had conversations with girls about these things many times, and whenever they get into the topic of kissing and which guy they have kissed was better, they always mention whether or not the guy used tounge. And most of the time they talk like its a good thing so...And i don't think there is a national conspiracy whith girls keeping a secret from guys that they don't like it. Not one girl has ever told me to stop when we were tounging....Because if any of the girls i have dated didn't like it, they could of just told me and i wouldn't have bothered with it anymore. WHAT ELSE HAVEN'T YOU ALL TOLD MEEE!!!!!!!

ps. what do u mean when u were young? Hw old are u? Because im talking 16 years old here, i don't know how young your talkin about... And this girl could definetly handle herself... i doubt pleasing ME was even on her mind....

[Gnosis]

lolz, maybe its just where you live? maybe everybody from where you live just sucks, ey? 'cause thats some real bs right there
my thoughts exactly. :cool:

[h()()t]

Well when I got my first, it just kinda happend. Just let it happen. You will know when it is time and if you are thinking about it being the right time or not then usally that is not the right time.

[Doctor Love]

We came here to set this party off, right lets bounce tonight.

[Gnosis]

This one girl I was with was upsessed with her tongue. I only made out with her once at my friend's house, and she was all about french kissing the entire time. Her tongue was really long and weird.
:confused: I'm confused. Was that sarcastic or real? Because i thought the whole pont of the thread was that you have never kissed a girl.....


once again.... ( :confused: )

[Doctor Love]

:confused: I'm confused. Was that sarcastic or real? Because i thought the whole pont of the thread was that you have never kissed a girl.....


once again.... ( :confused: )
The point of this thread was a joke, but if you read through it there are several members of the community who have never kissed a girl before, so enlighten (sp?) them.

[insignifiGant]

Girls like it when a guy use shis tongue properly. But as .0001% of males can use it properly, it is easier to say we just plain dont like tongue

And you've kissed every single male on the planet?
How do you know that that few men can use their tongue well?

Seems natural to me, so I don't see how it would be difficult for most guys.

Of course I've kissed a total of 0 guys so I don't really know anyone else's tongue skills, but the point is... you're over-generalizing.

[Orcrist]

Hydrant knows all, she goes to Harvard.

Seriously though, I'm solidly with her on this. Maybe it's a cultural thing (by which I mean, maybe the girls you hang out with are all just little high school sluts, and the girls we hang out with are stuck-up prudes) but any time I've had a conversation about kissing or making out with other girls, no tongue is the consensus. Most guys just don't do it right, so it's worse with than without.

[Gnosis]

i never thought that i would ever meet someone who disagrees that tounge doesnt have to be used to MAKE-OUT. I guess it really is a culture thing. :confused: :huh:

[Shiny Flors]

SO I was in kindergarten a long time ago and for whatever reason I had a crush on a girl. I had brought cookies to school as a snack and there were a few leftovers. On the way home from school I happened to be sitting next to this girl and was sharing the leftover cookies with her and I leaned over and kissed her. Well, the guy behind me saw me do it and when you are 6 you're not supposed to be kissing girls. I was so embaressed. So after that I stayed away from girls, because that's what the cool kids did, until I was in third grade when I kissed another girl.

So Vival, when you kiss your girl for the first time, make sure you are in a quiet place, look into her eyes and get lost. If you start to get bored looking into her eyes it probably means she wants you to make the first move. It's all about timing. As you draw closer to her skip the kissing, and just lick her face. Girls like that so much more than kissing. :) Seriously.

[Doctor Love]

SO I was in kindergarten a long time ago and for whatever reason I had a crush on a girl. I had brought cookies to school as a snack and there were a few leftovers. On the way home from school I happened to be sitting next to this girl and was sharing the leftover cookies with her and I leaned over and kissed her. Well, the guy behind me saw me do it and when you are 6 you're not supposed to be kissing girls. I was so embaressed. So after that I stayed away from girls, because that's what the cool kids did, until I was in third grade when I kissed another girl.

So Vival, when you kiss your girl for the first time, make sure you are in a quiet place, look into her eyes and get lost. If you start to get bored looking into her eyes it probably means she wants you to make the first move. It's all about timing. As you draw closer to her skip the kissing, and just lick her face. Girls like that so much more than kissing. :) Seriously.
But Hydrant hates tongue! How am I supposed to lick her face?

[Twelve]

No tongue? Hmm...the girl who taught me how to kiss certainly didn't feel that way, I guess. And the first kiss with the next girl was tongue included too...

I guess you're all talking about just a casual peck goodnight right, or are we talking about the first make-out session?

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[Hydrant]

No tongue? Hmm...the girl who taught me how to kiss certainly didn't feel that way, I guess. And the first kiss with the next girl was tongue included too...

I guess you're all talking about just a casual peck goodnight right, or are we talking about the first make-out session?

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NO TONGUE!!!!!

Im 19 btw, i honestly cant remember how young i was when i started kissing guys, but i was 16 when i started sleeping with them, to give you something of an idea.

ok maybe it isnt .0001% of the male population, but it is a very low percentage... and this is based on my kissing quite a lot of guys, all over this country, east coast, west coast, south, midwest etc. Maybe things are different in other countries. Let me actually think about this.... yeah of all guys I have ever kissed, 2 did things properly with their tonuge.. and one of those guys did nothing, which was a lot better than the guys who did use tongue.

And just because you are doing something wrong doesn't mean the girl will tell you. Why do you think the fake orgasm was invented hmmm?

I mean look, Im not trying to be insulting, Im trying to give advice. But if you think that you are good with your tongue, then go ahead. But I wouldnt kiss you

[dirka dirka]

Hydrant... maybe you and your friends are just weird?

GO TONGUE!!

[Twelve]

NO TONGUE!!!!!

Im 19 btw, i honestly cant remember how young i was when i started kissing guys, but i was 16 when i started sleeping with them, to give you something of an idea.

ok maybe it isnt .0001% of the male population, but it is a very low percentage... and this is based on my kissing quite a lot of guys, all over this country, east coast, west coast, south, midwest etc. Maybe things are different in other countries. Let me actually think about this.... yeah of all guys I have ever kissed, 2 did things properly with their tonuge.. and one of those guys did nothing, which was a lot better than the guys who did use tongue.

And just because you are doing something wrong doesn't mean the girl will tell you. Why do you think the fake orgasm was invented hmmm?

I mean look, Im not trying to be insulting, Im trying to give advice. But if you think that you are good with your tongue, then go ahead. But I wouldnt kiss you


...

Let's be honest though, Hydrant...it totally depends on the girl. That's why chemistry is so important, because so many people have such a WIDE variety in what they find pleasant in these kinds of things. WIDE variety. It's obvious that you have a certain aversion to the tongue...I've obviously run into women who don't. At the same time, I have run into a woman who was more hesitant about it then the others...perhaps she was like you.

But I really think that it just depends on the two people involved.

If you find someone with the right kind of chemistry with you...you literally can't go wrong.

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[Hydrant]

ok clearly, im not a tongue girl

but i think most girls arent fans either, at least none of the girls ive ever talked to about kissing have been fans.

I agree about the chemistry thing.... and that is when tongue works. But not every girl you kiss is going to have chemistry with you.

[Orcrist]

If you find someone with the right kind of chemistry with you...you literally can't go wrong.
Hah! HAAHAHAha... hehehe... oh my.

I beg to differ.

[Twelve]

But not every girl you kiss is going to have chemistry with you.

True, true, not false.

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[Twelve]

Hah! HAAHAHAha... hehehe... oh my.

I beg to differ.

You speak from experience? You sure you had the chemistry?

(sorry for the double-post...Ocrist posted VERY quickly)

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[Hydrant]

You speak from experience? You sure you had the chemistry?

(sorry for the double-post...Ocrist posted VERY quickly)

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I agree 12,

Chemistry is like, by definition, having sexual things work well. well and emotional stuff too. But its hard to have chemistry w/o the physical stuff too

[Jeffery]

I'm turning sixteen shortly and sadly I've never kissed a girl before. Well, I've nose kissed (eskamo kiss? sp?) before and I've even blown girls kisses, but I've never actually gone the whole nine yards and kissed (yuck!).
Educate me.


Hrm... So he's never been kissed, and yet kissed a girl who was all tongue.

The lies keep coming.

[dirka dirka]

I agree 12,

Chemistry is like, by definition, having sexual things work well. well and emotional stuff too. But its hard to have chemistry w/o the physical stuff too

Actually, by definition...
Mutual attraction or sympathy; rapport: The chemistry was good between the partners.

"Sexual" things rarely do not work well. Its byproducts of those incidents, or byproducts of emotion, that cause chemistry to be nonexistant. Obviously things don't always turn out perfect sexually, but that doesn't mean there isn't chemistry.

[Hydrant]

Actually, by definition...
Mutual attraction or sympathy; rapport: The chemistry was good between the partners.

"Sexual" things rarely do not work well. Its byproducts of those incidents, or byproducts of emotion, that cause chemistry to be nonexistant. Obviously things don't always turn out perfect sexually, but that doesn't mean there isn't chemistry.

well then i guess you and I define it differently...

and Jeff- can we rename him Dr. Lie then?

[dirka dirka]

well then i guess you and I define it differently...

and Jeff- can we rename him Dr. Lie then?
No, I define it the way dictionary.com defines it, because that is the correct way to define it. If you define it differently, you are wrong.

[Twelve]

Actually, by definition...
Mutual attraction or sympathy; rapport: The chemistry was good between the partners.

"Sexual" things rarely do not work well. Its byproducts of those incidents, or byproducts of emotion, that cause chemistry to be nonexistant. Obviously things don't always turn out perfect sexually, but that doesn't mean there isn't chemistry.

There's the dictionary definiton of things and then there's the way people use it. If I say that you're "cool", it will mean something else besides what you find in the dictionary.

So when I speak of "chemistry" in this particular topic, it means (as many people understand) the ability to be totally yourself with another person in a sexual way and scoring big everytime.

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[Hydrant]

No, I define it the way dictionary.com defines it, because that is the correct way to define it. If you define it differently, you are wrong.

Oh you want to play it that way?

dictionary.com? really? thats what you use when you look up a word?

HAH

OED MF

4. fig. (Referring to the results attributed to alchemy or chemical action.) spec. an instinctual, apparently unanalysable, attraction or affinity between people or groups of people; the combination of personal characteristics that creates this.

which is unanlysable, meaning i can give it my own little flair if i want to. :p

and with that, you go back on to my ignore list.

[Twelve]

Don't mess with Ivy League girls. :bigsmile:

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[dirka dirka]

Oh you want to play it that way?

dictionary.com? really? thats what you use when you look up a word?

HAH

OED MF

4. fig. (Referring to the results attributed to alchemy or chemical action.) spec. an instinctual, apparently unanalysable, attraction or affinity between people or groups of people; the combination of personal characteristics that creates this.

which is unanlysable, meaning i can give it my own little flair if i want to. :p

and with that, you go back on to my ignore list.
... I got "back" on your ignore list why, exactly? Because you are wrong? The definition you gave even supported me... You want chemistry to mean lust, and that is just silly.

[Twelve]

... I got "back" on your ignore list why, exactly? Because you are wrong? The definition you gave even supported me... You want chemistry to mean lust, and that is just silly.

She can't see your post.

But "lust"? Now aren't you the one making up things? We're not talking about lust at all.

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[dirka dirka]

She can't see your post.

But "lust"? Now aren't you the one making up things? We're not talking about lust at all.

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I agree 12,

Chemistry is like, by definition, having sexual things work well. well and emotional stuff too. But its hard to have chemistry w/o the physical stuff too

Lust: Intense or unrestrained sexual craving.


Not the same context, but definitly an obvious correlation.

[theburning]

I think that the tongue can be great when used correctly.
But there is a difference between nice tongue usage and trying to massage your tonsils nonstop...which is ickk.

[Orcrist]

You speak from experience? You sure you had the chemistry?

(sorry for the double-post...Ocrist posted VERY quickly)

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Sorry, I may have misinterpreted. When you said you can't go wrong, I was thinking with the relationship, when you probably meant just with kissing.

You can have all the chemistry in the world, but bastards will be bastards.

[Twelve]

Lust: Intense or unrestrained sexual craving.


Not the same context, but definitly an obvious correlation.

Sorry, but you're taking this well out of context. She wasn't speaking of lust.

And Ocrist.....EXACTLY. Chemistry most definitely doesn't mean a relationship will work...hahaha!

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[dirka dirka]

Sorry, I may have misinterpreted. When you said you can't go wrong, I was thinking with the relationship, when you probably meant just with kissing.

You can have all the chemistry in the world, but bastards will be bastards.
Another fine point, such as alcohol induced bastardism.

[Hydrant]

... I got "back" on your ignore list why, exactly? Because you are wrong? The definition you gave even supported me... You want chemistry to mean lust, and that is just silly.

alright so im not going to ignore people.

but seriously, if you do want to look at the definition then let us look at it:

4. fig. (Referring to the results attributed to alchemy or chemical action.) spec. an instinctual, apparently unanalysable, attraction or affinity between people or groups of people; the combination of personal characteristics that creates this.

attraction between people- thats not totally clear is it? attraction can include phsyical

to me, chemistry is emotional and phsyical. my little "chemistry only having to do with the phsyical" was off. Chemistry is both mental and physical.

I can be totally attracted to a guy and have no chemistry, or be really good friends and have no chemistry.

I dont want chemistry to mean lust.

[dirka dirka]

Sorry, but you're taking this well out of context. She wasn't speaking of lust.

And Ocrist.....EXACTLY. Chemistry most definitely doesn't mean a relationship will work...hahaha!

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No, I'm not taking it out of context. She did not think she was speaking of lust, because as I said it would be silly. However, she said chemistry is "by definition, having sexual things work well." First, thats wrong, dictionary.com. Second, if you only want sexual things to work well, thats lust.

[Hydrant]

wiat a minit

i never even said chemistry is all physical... i said it included emotional before too.

ha

[dirka dirka]

alright so im not going to ignore people.

but seriously, if you do want to look at the definition then let us look at it:

4. fig. (Referring to the results attributed to alchemy or chemical action.) spec. an instinctual, apparently unanalysable, attraction or affinity between people or groups of people; the combination of personal characteristics that creates this.

attraction between people- thats not totally clear is it? attraction can include phsyical

to me, chemistry is emotional and phsyical. my little "chemistry only having to do with the phsyical" was off. Chemistry is both mental and physical.

I can be totally attracted to a guy and have no chemistry, or be really good friends and have no chemistry.

I dont want chemistry to mean lust.
Now you reword it to include emotion... kinda like my original post on the subject. You originally said chemistry is physical, when its not. Lust is physical, although chemistry can include lust.

Edit: The physical stuff doesn't have to be there, according to me, and not to you. That is where we differ. You included emotion, but said its not important. Chemistry is emotion in my eyes.

[Twelve]

No, I'm not taking it out of context. She did not think she was speaking of lust, because as I said it would be silly. However, she said chemistry is "by definition, having sexual things work well." First, thats wrong, dictionary.com. Second, if you only want sexual things to work well, thats lust.

And there you go just making up your own definition of lust. *sigh*...why do you have to act anal, and then go ahead and not maintain it yourself?

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[dirka dirka]

And there you go just making up your own definition of lust. *sigh*...why do you have to act anal, and then go ahead and not maintain it yourself?

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I'm not making up a definiton yet, goto dictionary.com buddy.

[Wayfaerer]

This really isn't the kind of thread to throw dictionary.com definitions into. dirka you really need to make your own "How Do I STFU" thread.

Good luck Dr. Love :cool:

[Hydrant]

I agree 12,

Chemistry is like, by definition, having sexual things work well. well and emotional stuff too. But its hard to have chemistry w/o the physical stuff too

ok this is what i said.

I include emotion, because it is important.

in the context of my comment, we were only talking about sexual stuff, so that is what I focused on. clearly emotion is important too

EDIT- ok. so i said "by definition" without looking stuff up. but it wasnt ment to be taken seriously

[dirka dirka]

ok this is what i said.

I include emotion, because it is important.

in the context of my comment, we were only talking about sexual stuff, so that is what I focused on. clearly emotion is important too
Alright, thats what I wanted. Emotion is key in chemistry. So we agree :)

[Twelve]

Let's play your game.

You said, "Second, if you only want sexual things to work well, thats lust."

I don't see that here: http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=lust

I'm not trying to win any argument, actually...I'm just trying to figure out while you decided to get all anal and ruin a good conversation.

In vernacular, people quite often use words that don't technically mean what's in the dictionary but it's understood by all anyhow. Nobody here is using the dictionary while they type, except you, and that's just not cool.

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[dirka dirka]

Let's play your game.

You said, "Second, if you only want sexual things to work well, thats lust."

I don't see that here: http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=lust

I'm not trying to win any argument, actually...I'm just trying to figure out while you decided to get all anal and ruin a good conversation.

In vernacular, people quite often use words that don't technically mean what's in the dictionary but it's understood by all anyhow. Nobody here is using the dictionary while they type, except you, and that's just not cool.

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You don't see the word sexual in the first definition of lust on dictionary.com? Maybe I am seeing things.

[Twelve]

I'm turning sixteen shortly and sadly I've never kissed a girl before. Well, I've nose kissed (eskamo kiss? sp?) before and I've even blown girls kisses, but I've never actually gone the whole nine yards and kissed (yuck!). I now have a girlfriend and I really want to know how I'm supposed to kiss her and when. We all knoww how timing is everything when it comes to the first kiss, and I really want to impress my lovely lover pookie wookie. Thanks alot.

Educate me.

Movin' on...

So yes, you've been educated. Unless you're making this all up, of course.

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[dirka dirka]

Movin' on...

So yes, you've been educated. Unless you're making this all up, of course.

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The point of this thread was a joke, but if you read through it there are several members of the community who have never kissed a girl before, so enlighten (sp?) them.
yeap

[Daemon Bloodmaw]

Why are we debating over what chemistry is defined as?

Chemistry means something different to everybody. I see chemistry as my ability to naturally bond with somebody, whether as friends, coworkers or romantically. There is a girl who I was great friends with, but as soon as we dated we just halted. We were cold and distant, it was horrible. Then there are other girls who I meet for the first time as a relationship and we hit it off perfectly.

[dirka dirka]

Why are we debating over what chemistry is defined as?

Chemistry means something different to everybody. I see chemistry as my ability to naturally bond with somebody, whether as friends, coworkers or romantically. There is a girl who I was great friends with, but as soon as we dated we just halted. We were cold and distant, it was horrible. Then there are other girls who I meet for the first time as a relationship and we hit it off perfectly.
I have to disagree semantically. Chemistry should mean the same thing. However the elements that exist to create chemistry should be different to everybody, variably with each person.

[Daemon Bloodmaw]

You overcomplicate things. :P

Chemistry just happens. You can't really force it, or create it. Or else it wouldn't be chemistry. And that sounds horribly religious, but don't take it that way.

[dirka dirka]

You overcomplicate things. :P

Chemistry just happens. You can't really force it, or create it. Or else it wouldn't be chemistry. And that sounds horribly religious, but don't take it that way.
How exactly do I overcomplicate things? You are the one setting rules to chemistry, "can't really force it or create it."

[Daemon Bloodmaw]

You've got me there. But seeing as how I said why are we arguing over what it is, I'm done. ;)

[dirka dirka]

You've got me there. But seeing as how I said why are we arguing over what it is, I'm done. ;)
Indeed, we were only arguing semantics.

[meat.eater]

Dr Love, dont do what they are doing. Arguing wont lead to kissing. Only make up sex. Take things one thing at a time. :)

[Daemon Bloodmaw]

Meat, are you implying that Dirka Dirka and I are going to have makeup sex?

Because unless he really is a reporter.. :bad:

[dirka dirka]

Daemon Bloodmaw, meat.eater just thinks all guys are like him. In that he likes other guys as such.

[meat.eater]

Oh my GOD that was funny!!! ...

Well at least i get something dude. The only blowing you get is from the wind.

[dirka dirka]

Oh my GOD that was funny!!! ...

Well at least i get something dude. The only blowing you get is from the wind.
... don't pretend like you know me. Also, it wasn't meant to be funny, so if you found it funny, that is sad.

[meat.eater]

Dont know you personally, but i know your one stubborn SOB. And chicks tend to not roll in the hay with guys who wont change to anyone elses needs, if you get what im sayin. :p

[dirka dirka]

Dont know you personally, but i know your one stubborn SOB. And chicks tend to not roll in the hay with guys who wont change to anyone elses needs, if you get what im sayin. :p
What I'm like here is nothing what I'm like in real life. If you want to start talking about how many times I got laid... I don't have an exact count anymore to tell you the truth. The last week has been a little crazy, before this week it was 4... but now its atleast 10.

[meat.eater]

People that brag about getting laid many times online most likely havent got laid at all. Especially people who say: "6 times in one week." No smilie face after this one. Cold hard truth, bud.

And you're 16. Not saying teens dotn screw, but the fact you play on a computer at least 7 hours a day adds to the calculation of virginity. Try again. :)

[dirka dirka]

People that brag about getting laid many times online most likely havent got laid at all. Especially people who say: "6 times in one week." No smilie face after this one. Cold hard truth, bud.

And you're 16. Not saying teens dotn screw, but the fact you play on a computer at least 7 hours a day adds to the calculation of virginity. Try again. :)
Only I don't. I've been online at night. 4 parties in the last week, and drivers ed has some hot chicks. Also, I wasn't "braging," in my opinion that is a fairly low number for total times. This last week has been fun though, I owe it all to this:

http://www.thinkgeek.com/apparel/golfshirts/6620/

[Gnosis]

dirka. Why do you always have to turn a perfectly good thread into another argument session?? Anyways, I actually agree with you on this man. Chemistry means (in crudest and simplest form) chemicals and their relationship with other chemicals..... :huh: Also the study of chemicals. Anyway the point is, Daemon Bloodmaw, you can't name something chemistry, when it is something else entirely. Your talking about emotions, feelings, sensual interactions with your lover.. and all that jazz. That is not chemistry in the way you want it to be. the only way i agree with u is that everything that we do (and our entire molecular makeup) is the result of chemistry/ chemical reactions. So i guess i actually agree with both of you..... man i can't make up my mind ever.... :confused: :confused:

[dirka dirka]

dirka. Why do you always have to turn a perfectly good thread into another argument session?? Anyways, I actually agree with you on this man. Chemistry means (in crudest and simplest form) chemicals and their relationship with other chemicals..... :huh: Also the study of chemicals. Anyway the point is, Daemon Bloodmaw, you can't name something chemistry, when it is something else entirely. Your talking about emotions, feelings, sensual interactions with your lover.. and all that jazz. That is not chemistry in the way you want it to be. the only way i agree with u is that everything that we do (and our entire molecular makeup) is the result of chemistry/ chemical reactions. So i guess i actually agree with both of you..... man i can't make up my mind ever.... :confused: :confused:
How did I turn this into an argument? Different opinions debate the point of the topic, that might be an argument, but thats a fact of life.

[meat.eater]

Only I don't. I've been online at night. 4 parties in the last week, and drivers ed has some hot chicks. Also, I wasn't "braging," in my opinion that is a fairly low number for total times. This last week has been fun though, I owe it all to this:

http://www.thinkgeek.com/apparel/golfshirts/6620/

Well, if you wear that shirt you must get naughty with some pretty hot chicks. :rolleyes:

[Daemon Bloodmaw]

True. However, it has been called chemistry for years, and words have several meanings.

[dirka dirka]

Well, if you wear that shirt you must get naughty with some pretty hot chicks. :rolleyes:
Actually, that part was a joke. I got the shirt, and I think a chick borrowed it at a party. I'm not sure though.

[Gnosis]

lol this is one of my favorite threads... i can see it going down the wrong type of path though, and then being closed :dry:
^from page 4^

words of wisdom from imagination. :cool:

[meat.eater]

You're a bad liar. I guess the party was at Rockafeller too, and Brittany Spears gave you a personal blowjob? Oh wait... right, right. Your balls havent dropped. Forgot for a second.

[Gnosis]

How did I turn this into an argument? Different opinions debate the point of the topic, that might be an argument, but thats a fact of life.
i can see that you misinterpratated that joke for an insult..... geez :dry:

[dirka dirka]

You're a bad liar. I guess the party was at Rockafeller too, and Brittany Spears gave you a personal blowjob? Oh wait... right, right. Your balls havent dropped. Forgot for a second.
Personal attacks, so pathetic. Actually, it was a keg party and I don't remember loaing it to her, but the txtmsg she sent makes me think I did.

i can see that you misinterpratated that joke for an insult..... geez :dry:
Yea, well, sorry. Meat is trying to ride me, so you know.

[meat.eater]

Heh. Oh man i missed ya for a while there dirk. His balls really havent dropped though.

[dirka dirka]

Heh. Oh man i missed ya for a while there dirk.
Yea, lol. I'll be around most of the nights now. :)

[Gnosis]

edit:

You're a bad liar. I guess the party was at Rockafeller too, and Brittany Spears gave you a personal blowjob? Oh wait... right, right. Your balls havent dropped. Forgot for a second.


NO!!! Bad meat!!! No more insulting for you... *slaps nose

[Pinkie TDP]

I know I'm coming into this thread late because I don't read the boards very often, however I'm 21 & engaged to a very attractive guy/good kisser so I do know plenty on the subject.

1.) Let's start with the topic of kissing with tongue. Now, aside from the guys who try to clean your back teeth with their tongue or choke you or whatever the hell they are trying to do... tongue can be very hot. I don't know what kind of guys the other girls in this thread are kissing, but all my girl friends are on board with me. It's really not that hard to be a good kisser with tongue... do what you do normally but don't move your tongue past YOUR lips - if she wants more, she'll come and get it.
2.) There's one thing I've learned in life, and it's that people are rarely what they describe themselves to be. Example: Anyone who has "hot" or "sexy" in their screen name is usually far from it - if someone is so hot and sexy, it doesn't need to be said. How about post a picture and prove it.
If you're getting laid so much, you don't need to tell us, get offline and go do your thing. HOWEVER, in their defense, there really is not a strong correlation between time online and sex so I don't doubt it. There's plenty of us who have time to play TAO, read forums, and get some ass. Or if you're really good, you can multi-task and do all three at the same time. :D

[meat.eater]

Wow that was very interesting and in...for...ma...zzzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz

So, in taht case, your fiance or whatever is ass ugly? :)

Im just playin. But it does proove truth about dirka's lack of action. :)

[dirka dirka]

meat.eater, i taught your girlfriend that thing you like

[meat.eater]

See above edit.

[dirka dirka]

See above edit.
no

[meat.eater]

Productive post there man.

[dirka dirka]

Productive post there man.
lol

[Gnosis]

Productive post there man.
isn't there some place that you two can argue?? because i know one was created the LAST time dirka and... someone, were fighting. So just go there!!!!
no offense to you dirka ;)

[meat.eater]

We arent fighting, little boy. We have a love-hate relationship. He loves my cock, and i hate him.

[Pinkie TDP]

So, in taht case, your fiance or whatever is ass ugly? :)

No, since he didn't say it about himself! :) Nice try though hehe.

[dirka dirka]

We arent fighting, little boy. We have a love-hate relationship. He loves my cock, and i hate him.
... reported

[Gnosis]

We arent fighting, little boy. We have a love-hate relationship. He loves my cock, and i hate him.

little boy??? LITTLE BOY!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHH......*cough...*bends over and spits.....*tries to stand straight but gets dizzy and falls on metal spike. :p
How old are you??

edit: scratch that. I don't even care anymore

[Hydrant]

little boy??? LITTLE BOY!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHH......*cough...*bends over and spits.....*tries to stand straight but gets dizzy and falls on metal spike. :p
How old are you??

edit: scratch that. I don't even care anymore

how old are you?

[***Duo***]

We arent fighting, little boy. We have a love-hate relationship. He loves my cock, and i hate him.


Laughed out loud at that.
Remind me to rep you.
Also, I like Pinky's advice. :)


-Duo

[Gnosis]

how old are you?
16

[dirka dirka]

Age doesn't mean a ton here. Over 13 and I think anything could've happened.

[Gnosis]

Age doesn't mean a ton here. Over 13 and I think anything could've happened.
yea, what he said

[Orcrist]

... reported
What are you, like seven?

"im gonna telll!!! MOOOMMMYYYYYY!!!"

[22woger22]

What are you, like seven?

"im gonna telll!!! MOOOMMMYYYYYY!!!"
But when I was in Kindergarden, I always cried out:

"Teacher Teacher! He tried to steal my juice box :cray:"! :rolleyes:

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[insignifiGant]

But when I was in Kindergarden, I always cried out:

"Teacher Teacher! He tried to steal my juice box :cray:"! :rolleyes:

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Ahahhahaha.. why am I not surprised?

[22woger22]

Ahahhahaha.. why am I not surprised?
Because you stole my juice box!!!! Back away, you foul, hideous beast of doom! Thou shalt stay away from thy, lest ye be cursed by the juice box!

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