Favorite Quote

[Doctor Love]

I searched it and found nothing, but this topic seems like it should have already been brought up. Hope not. Anyways just post your favorite quotes, they can be from a song or...anything. Groovy then, let's get started!

"Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd." - Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

[Cavour]

"What's another word for Thesaurus?" -Steven Wright

[Doctor Love]

"What's another word for Thesaurus?" -Steven Wright
"The wisdom of the wise, and the experience of ages, may be preserved by quotation." -Benjamin Disraeli
;)

[Cavour]

"The wisdom of the wise, and the experience of ages, may be preserved by quotation." -Benjamin Disraeli
;)
That's so not in my AIM profile.

[Doctor Love]

Woot - Cavour.

[max2k106]

"You're dead mommy . . . so . . . die."
Bill from Kill Bill Volume 2

[dirka dirka]

"Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war." - If you don't know, you don't deserve to know.

"All truth is good, but not all truth is good to say." - Its from a proverb, I forgot.

"Social Engineering; because there is no patch for human stupidity" - The Bible



I'm not sure what one is the best, but I love those three.

[Doctor Love]

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Will Rogers

[20 Point]

He who angers you conquers you.
Elizabeth Kenny

[max2k106]

"Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish." -Einstein
"An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind." -Gandhi

[Doctor Love]

Gosh - Napoleon Dynamite

[dirka dirka]

"I performed at Mom and Dad's party when I was four. Oh my gosh, I was singing a Madonna song and I peed myself." - Britney Spears

[Doctor Love]

I'm rich bitch! - Dave Chappelle

[dirka dirka]

"This is all mainly because back in elementary school [,and actually still to this day,] I was kind of a loser." - Doctor Love

[Dove]

Gosh - Napoleon Dynamite

I wish I could take back the positive rep I just gave you :p . Hated that movie.

I don't really know about a favorite quote... maybe some Tolkien quotes cause I like his style. Among my favorites I guess has always been

"All that is gold does not glitter; not all those that wander are lost."

It goes on, but that's the basic idea of it.

[20 Point]

A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults.
Louis Nizer

[max2k106]

"Marge! She's gonna hit on our stash!" -Homer
"You there! One with severe aesthetic deficiencies!" -Stewie
"Prostitute, I hate you!" -Group X
"The hammer of the gods will drive our ship to new lands" -Zeppelin

[Doctor Love]

Realists suck - Relativist

[dirka dirka]

"Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are." - Matt Lauer

[Doctor Love]

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
- Will Rogers

[Dove]

Realists suck - Relativist

*cha-ching*

I like it.

[Doctor Love]

*cha-ching*

I like it.
What do I get out of it?

[dirka dirka]

Scientists are trying to create a new form of medical marijuana that helps ease pain, but does not get the user high. Patients who need medical marijuana responded to the cause with the statement, "Uhm, Thank You??"

[Doctor Love]

Scientists are trying to create a new form of medical marijuana that helps ease pain, but does not get the user high. Patients who need medical marijuana responded to the cause with the statement, "Uhm, Thank You??"
Man, you're all about Marijuana.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to dirka dirka again.

[dirka dirka]

Man, you're all about Marijuana.
I have three loves. Cars, Girls, and Herbs

[Doctor Love]

I have three loves. Cars, Girls, and Herbs
No beer?

[dirka dirka]

No beer?
I have four loves.

[20 Point]

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by those closest to him.
Oscar Wilde

[Jonspen]

"Get the hell out of my house Doctor Love!" - Jonspen

[ko71991]

"Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd." - Triumph the Insult Comic Dog
That and:
"There, there kids, you all tried and failed miserably, the lesson is never try." -Homer

[Swartzstrom]

I searched it and found nothing, but this topic seems like it should have already been brought up. Hope not. Anyways just post your favorite quotes, they can be from a song or...anything. Groovy then, let's get started!

"Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd." - Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

Not to crash the party, but you mean this Thread? (http://www.tacticsarena.com/forum/showthread.php?t=10672&highlight=Quotes%21)

[dirka dirka]

Not to crash the party, but you mean this Thread? (http://www.tacticsarena.com/forum/showthread.php?t=10672&highlight=Quotes%21)
and so many more

[Swartzstrom]

Dirk, I can read every word in your siggy except the last two.

[Orcrist]

Dang, you found it first. I was about to post that...

Edit: IRT the link to the quotes thread.

[max2k106]

Dang, you found it first. I was about to post that...
Well aint that a bummer Han Solo?

[ko71991]

Dang, you found it first. I was about to post that...

Edit: IRT the link to the quotes thread.
Yeah, I thought I remember something like this.

[Orcrist]

Well aint that a bummer Han Solo?
Yes. It's depressing. I think I'll bury my face in a bucket of very wet water now.

[max2k106]

Yes. It's depressing. I think I'll bury my face in a bucket of very wet water now.
Why'd you have to fry Greedo?

[lanbert]

BOOOM!!HEADSHOT!!!!!
cs pwnge video-doug

[Lonely Tylenol]

"Many that live deserve death. And some die that deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then be not too eager to deal out death in the name of justice, fearing for your own safety. Even the wise cannot see all ends." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

"There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire. The other is to gain it." ~Bernard Shaw

"What difference does it make to the dead, the orphans and the homeless, whether the mad destruction is wrought under the name of totalitarianism or the holy name of liberty or democracy?" ~Mahatma Gandhi

[starwolf4888]

"Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian."

and....

"Happiness is the china shop; love is the bull."

[Gnosis]

mr. putershmidt - "Oh my GOD!! He's violating Seabiscuit!!!"
Peter Griffen - "Oh no. He's just awakwardly positioning himse_ ok now he's violating Seabiscuit."
the father in the brady bunch (forgot name)- "Greg, I'm afraid you've earned four hours in the snake pit as punishment. And Jan, for tattling on your brother, you've earned a day in the chamber of fire."peter griffen- "Oh, jeez, I spilled wine all over your shirt! You know what's good for getting stains out? Sex with another man."

(im not sure which character said this but I know its from family guy)- "This is life. So go and have a ball. Because the world don't move to the beat of just one drum. What might be right for you may not be right for some. You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have...my opening statement. Sit, Ubu, sit. Good dog."
stewie griffen- "Mother, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get. Your life, on the other hand, is like this box of ACTIVE GRENADES!
THESE ARE MY FAVORITE!!!

TELEVISION ANNOUNCER: We now return to the Smurfs...
(on television screen)
Smurf #1: Hey, did you have a good time last night?
Smurf #2: Smurf-tacular!
Smurf #1: Yeah, I saw you leave with Smurfette.
Smurf #2: Oh man, as soon as we got out of the bar, she started smurfing me.
Smurf #1: Shut the Smurf up!
Smurf #2: Yeah!
Smurf #1: Right in the Smurfing parking lot?
Smurf #2: That is freaking Smurf.
Bridget: Quagmire, will you accept this rose?
Quagmire: Really? After I drugged you and had sex with your unconscious body?
Bridget: What?
Quagmire: Yes.
Peter: Have they ever shown him doing somebody in and then feeding on him?
Brian: You're asking if they've ever done a Sesame Street in which the Count kills somebody and then sucks their blood for sustenance.
Peter: Yeah.
Brian: No, they've never done that.
Lois: What's going on down here?
Stewie: Oh, we're playing house.
Lois: That boy's all tied up.
Stewie: Roman Polanski's house
LOL i have soo much more but i know this post is too long already.
edit: some have already been erased to shorten post

[ko71991]

(im not sure which character said this but I know its from family guy)- "This is life. So go and have a ball. Because the world don't move to the beat of just one drum. What might be right for you may not be right for some. You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have...my opening statement. Sit, Ubu, sit. Good dog."

I think that was Peter when he was in court...

[Gnosis]

I thought maybe it was either Mayor West, Some random narrorator, or a guest appearance of someone. But it could be peter, who knows.

[The Exile]

"Many that live deserve death. And some die that deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then be not too eager to deal out death in the name of justice, fearing for your own safety. Even the wise cannot see all ends." ~J.R.R. Tolkien
I like this one very much also. As someone firmly opposed to the death penalty for any crime, I think it is a very wise thing for Tolkien to have written.

For comedy, I love the following:

"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it." -Douglas Adams

[max2k106]

Marge: That's a pretty lousy lesson.
Clinton: Well, I'm a pretty lousy president.

[Wayfaerer]

your a bloody n00b, who cant spell
That one's still my fav

[ko71991]

That one's still my fav
I like the screeny you showed me a while ago, the guy who doesn't know who to cuss.

[max2k106]

"You SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK" -Max

[meat.eater]

"No, Tito, no."
-Michael Jackson

[Wolfman]

"wolfwolfwolf----who let the wolf out!"
--- wolfman

:p
wolfy

[ko71991]

"wolfwolfwolf----who let the wolf out!"

That one. :cool2:

[Swartzstrom]

"One word to describe me...Spectacular, Yes!" ~Juelz Santana

[Jonspen]

"How would YOU like to go see the school councellor?"
"How would you like to suck my balls?"

-South Park The Movie

[ko71991]

"Superman is a travestite"

Haha.

[Jonspen]

:cool:

[ko71991]

Why is superman and Joker in the same banner?

EDIT: Nvm, I just noticed Batman in the back, but still, Batman should be up front.