Party in the hizzouse! Drinks all around! Clothes flying everywhere!

[Glamdring]

It's about time we had some real fun around here. Bring the ruckus. Raise the roof. Cut loose. Whatcha waitin' for?

I'm sure Hugh's willing to supply copious amounts of beer, but only on the condition that I agree not to use words like copious anymore in this thread.

Dirka will provide the naked ladies, and Snork, Jeff, and OMK can play the roles of dirty old men who "accidentally" followed them in.

Oh, and I suppose we need an occasion. I guess the fact that it's Warcow's birthday oughta do...

Happy 19th, 'cow :wink2:

[insignifiGant]

*party hat*

Where's the ice cream? Teehee.

[Jeffery]

Who the hell says I wear clothes?

[The Cheat]

*comes in with a keg, jambox, and a hose*

Let's get this party started. Bring on the crazyness!

[Glamdring]

Who the hell says I wear clothes?
Snork told me, and I figured he'd know, cuz Snork knows everything. I think he has individually stalked every member of the community so far. Even legolas or whatever his name is this week.

[meat.eater]

Dirka doesnt know any girls, glam.

[Cavour]

Woot! Happy Birthday, Cow! :cool:

[Moose]

Happy Birthday Cow, I call the strippers the Bar!

[Glamdring]

Dirka doesnt know any girls, glam.
What do you mean! I thought he had six ladies draped around him every day!

Woe is me! I have been duped!

[Tama Drummer]

Can I come?

[Glamdring]

Everyone can come, you can even bring the batty old lady who lives next door to you and invites you to tea at odd times.

Just as long as she doesn't bring the tea with her. Alcoholic drinks only. Six drink minimum. And if you only drink the minimum, we can tell you're not enthusiastic. You wouldn't want to be not enthusiastic. That would just be wrong.

[The Cheat]

Everyone can come, you can even bring the batty old lady who lives next door to you and invites you to tea at odd times.

Just as long as she doesn't bring the tea with her. Alcoholic drinks only. Six drink minimum. And if you only drink the minimum, we can tell you're not enthusiastic. You wouldn't want to be not enthusiastic. That would just be wrong.

*drinks six shots*

To the great cow himeself! Happy b-day! Now where did my keg go? *breakdances*

[Orcrist]

I'm not enthusiastic. I'm going to drink only six drinks. Six very small drinks. So sue me.

Happy Birthday Warcow.

[Glamdring]

Heathen! How dare you!?

Don't make me come over there.

*I'm* going to drink NINE drinks. Nine Big drinks.

[The Cheat]

How come i'm the only one partying? *drinks three more drinks bring the total up to nine*

[insignifiGant]

How come i'm the only one partying? *drinks three more drinks bring the total up to nine*
Because you're at the wrong house...

[The Cheat]

Because you're at the wrong house...

*goes to the right house*

WOOT PARTY!

[Glamdring]

I have become uncool.

[The Cheat]

"I Spit in the Face of Those who are not cool."

I have not spat in you face. That means you are cool.

[insignifiGant]

*goes to the right house*

WOOT PARTY!
We haven't given you the right address... therefore... that's just another wrong house.

[The Cheat]

We haven't given you the right address... therefore... that's just another wrong house.


......fine. Glam where is the party?

[Glamdring]

......fine. Glam where is the party?
Wherever I am, I think.

I'm not sure anymore though :(

[The Cheat]

Wherever I am, I think.

I'm not sure anymore though :(

*goes to where Glam is*

Party time now!

[insignifiGant]

Glam's a bit gone, you'll have to excuse her.

[Tama Drummer]

We could have the party in my room. I have a window. :cool:

[insignifiGant]

We could have the party in my room. I have a window. :cool:
Windows are nice...

[The Cheat]

We could have the party in my room. I have a window. :cool:

I have two windows in my room.

[Tama Drummer]

I do too, but one has an air conditioner in it.

[insignifiGant]

This thread has official died... therefore...

Twister!

right hand blue

[lanbert]

*walks in with 2 jugs of sake* hmmm will this due?

[Glamdring]

I'm not gone, I'm just... *chugs a screwdriver* terribly depressed.

[The Cheat]

This thread has official died... therefore...

Twister!

right hand blue


*places right hand on blue*

Left foot green! Wait this isn't naked twister is it?

[insignifiGant]

*places right hand on blue*

Left foot green! Wait this isn't naked twister is it?
Not if you're playing...

[The Exile]

Left eyebrow purple.

:wink2:

[Glamdring]

I need another drink.

HUUUUGH. WWHERE'S HUGH?!

This is not going well. I need another drink.

[The Cheat]

I need another drink.

HUUUUGH. WWHERE'S HUGH?!

This is not going well. I need another drink.


*passes Glam a beer*

I'm not hugh but here's one anyways. "come on be happy!"

[ko71991]

Its slowly gosh!

[Tama Drummer]

I'm not gone, I'm just... *chugs a screwdriver* terribly depressed.

I've been told I'm depressing... see, you shouldn't have invited me and Mrs. Johnson. :(

[Glamdring]

*passes Glam a beer*

I'm not hugh but here's one anyways. "come on be happy!"
Thanks for the thought, but that's just making it worse.

*drains the beer and gropes around in the icebox for another*

[ko71991]

*walks in*
*drinks milk*
Poop.







Hey, where's the pie?

[Daemon Bloodmaw]

Happy Birthday Warcow!! ((I thought you were like 23, but you're only 19?!?)

*throws a pie at Ko*

[Tama Drummer]

I found party music!
Clicky! (http://guiguiwan.free.fr/download/musique/System/07%20Violent%20Pornography.mp3)

[Glamdring]

Go away, you're interrupting my self-pitying binge.

[The Cheat]

Go away, you're interrupting my self-pitying binge.


CHUG, CHUG CHUG! Also tama, it won't download on my PC

[ko71991]

Go away, you're interrupting my self-pitying binge.
Sorry. I'm out. :(

[Tama Drummer]

CHUG, CHUG CHUG! Also tama, it won't download on my PC

Why? It's just an mp3...
It's the system of a down song that goes something like "Everybody everybody everybody living now, everybody everybody sucks."

[Glamdring]

You're only allowed into the party now if you hate me.

Maybe more people will come that way. Where's my bottle? Where's my hugh? WHERE'S MY FFFREAKIN' NAADS?

*cries*

[Tama Drummer]

Don't turn emo.

[Swartzstrom]

Snork told me, and I figured he'd know, cuz Snork knows everything. I think he has individually stalked every member of the community so far. Even legolas or whatever his name is this week.

Ha! He hasn't stalked me! I would know if he did! :tongue2:

[The Cheat]

You're only allowed into the party now if you hate me.

Maybe more people will come that way. Where's my bottle? Where's my hugh? WHERE'S MY FFFREAKIN' NAADS?

*cries*


*hugs glam* It's going to be ok.

[ko71991]

Ha! He hasn't stalked me! I would know if he did! :tongue2:
No you wouldn't, you're doing a pretty lousy job. I could be behind you right now.

*looks at Glam* Sorry, I'm out.

[Swartzstrom]

I think Jeff has finally spiked her drinks with that drug he was talking about. I was wondering when he was going to do it. Okay, I'm done. I'm sick of partying. I'm going to sleep!

:lazy2:

[ko71991]

I think Jeff has finally spiked her drinks with that drug he was talking about. I was wondering when he was going to do it. Okay, I'm done. I'm sick of partying. I'm going to sleep!

:lazy2:
I didn't even know we had that smiley...

[allstarGL]

Well i would've posted earlier but ive been in the bathroom doing funnels. HELL OF A PARTY GLAM. Happy b day Warcow. WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

[The Cheat]

I think Jeff has finally spiked her drinks with that drug he was talking about. I was wondering when he was going to do it. Okay, I'm done. I'm sick of partying. I'm going to sleep!

:lazy2:

I'm going to go party in my basement which houses my pool table, ping-pong table, and Pop-a-shot. Oh ya.

[Glamdring]

Don't turn emo.
Excuse me? Do I look emo to you? Have you ever known me to be emo in any way shape or form? Do I seem like the type of person who would just suddenly turn emo?

I'm just feeling rather terrible at the moment. Sorry it bothers you.

[allstarGL]

Ahhh party is going downhill..... C'mon people have some funnels in the bathroom it will cheer u up. :D

[insignifiGant]

Excuse me? Do I look emo to you? Have you ever known me to be emo in any way shape or form? Do I seem like the type of person who would just suddenly turn emo?

I'm just feeling rather terrible at the moment. Sorry it bothers you.
Do emo girls wear guy pants?

[Tama Drummer]

Excuse me? Do I look emo to you? Have you ever known me to be emo in any way shape or form? Do I seem like the type of person who would just suddenly turn emo?

I'm just feeling rather terrible at the moment. Sorry it bothers you.

I never said you were emo.
Just, crying and complaining of being depressed... and telling people to leave if they don't hate you... sounds kind of emo to me.

[Glamdring]

Okay, so I was being emo.

*buries head in the sand*

[insignifiGant]

Okay, so I was being emo.

*buries head in the sand*
That's Emu.... not emo.

[bludhoundz]

I know what'll make you feel better!

ACH, GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!!

[Glamdring]

I know what'll make you feel better!

ACH, GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!!
He's not coming, don't bother.

[lanbert]

hmmm *sets up drinking game*

[Cuathon]

theres only ten beers left :(
guess that means i have to share.

[S_K_O_F]

WOOOOOH! lets party!!!

I just found out that my car insurance is dropping from 85 dollars per month to 50 dollars per month!!!

being 25 rules!!!

[Swartzstrom]

:mellow:

[SlipknotiCX]

WOOOOOH! lets party!!!

I just found out that my car insurance is dropping from 85 dollars per month to 50 dollars per month!!!

being 25 rules!!!

Oh my! That's a nice cut. I just turned 24. My insurance isn't goin down :(

And can I get some shots over here?!

[roody poo]

I need another drink.

HUUUUGH. WWHERE'S HUGH?!

This is not going well. I need another drink.

Glam, I think you forgot that Hugh along with myself, Nads, and OS are currently working. Once we close up shop on our beer distributing service then things will get really crunk.

One of your biggest mistakes in this thread is that you invited everyone. See, half these idiots brought their own shit. So there is no need for our delivery service at your party. And a few of those guys are like herpes, once you get them in there, they never really leave.

*passes Glam a phone # to call, complete the screening process, receive directions to the abandoned warehouse, at which point you will be met by Pixel, she will determine if you were truly invited, and then direct you to the location where Warcow's official party will be held later tonight*

See ya soon babe.

[Dove]

Yeah, I'm totally in this party. But I'm underage, and I'm taking some ladies home, so I'll settle for Dew. Trust me, 9 Dews and my clothes will be off anyways.

*unbuttons shirt*

Yeah :cool:

[Hugh Junit]

* moonwalks through front door wearing empty half rack container on head *

Let's get RETARDED in here!
Actually, I'm leaving for Vegas early tomorrow morning. It's a bachelor party, and I haven't been to one of those in a few years. I have a feeling it might get ugly.
This should be a good place to warm up. Where's the keg?

[roody poo]

Yeah, I'm totally in this party. But I'm underage, and I'm taking some ladies home, so I'll settle for Dew. Trust me, 9 Dews and my clothes will be off anyways.

*unbuttons shirt*

Yeah :cool:

Dude/Chick, whatever.... button your shirt back up and I will toss you one of my dates. I can't take them all home on the same night, my jeep only seats 5.

I have a feeling it might get ugly.

Dude, when Nomar's mom gets done strippin, make sure she rolls those quarters into 10's for me please. I don't care to have the "change" stinch on my hands all night counting our earnings.

[Dove]

Dude/Chick, whatever.... button your shirt back up and I will toss you one of my dates. I can't take them all home on the same night, my jeep only seats 5.

*sigh* Oh-kaaaay. Pick a winner.

[roody poo]

*sigh* Oh-kaaaay. Pick a winner.

They are all winners b/c that's how I roll. Well, um, except momma nomar, but she is part of my private stash. How about I give you the "van down by the river chick", well she is probably too mature for you. Oh hell, I've got it now.....

Jolly get your lips over here and take care of my boy dove.

[Hugh Junit]

Dude, when Nomar's mom gets done strippin, make sure she rolls those quarters into 10's for me please. I don't care to have the "change" stinch on my hands all night counting our earnings.

Roger that, but I'm a little confused.
I was under the impression that she would work for free, as long as we bought her a Boilermaker and a pack of Marlboro Menthols.

[roody poo]

Roger that, but I'm a little confused.
I was under the impression that she would work for free, as long as we bought her a Boilermaker and a pack of Marlboro Menthols.

OOOOOOO SNAP! But it's Newports M'Fer.

[Hugh Junit]

M'Fer.

NM'Fer.
:)

[insignifiGant]

NM'Fer.
:)
GM'Fer?

[Swartzstrom]

Yo, you know how I'm movin' right, know how I'm groovin' right, 'cause I'm in that mood to fight, I'm on that Get Crunk Muzik, Get-Drunk Stupid, highlight face, fo, figh, fo, waist...

[22woger22]

Yo, you know how I'm movin' right, know how I'm groovin' right, 'cause I'm in that mood to fight, I'm on that Get Crunk Muzik, Get-Drunk Stupid, highlight face, fo, figh, fo, waist...
He's drunk too much beer.

-22-

[roody poo]

He's drunk too much beer.

-22-

I figured he ate too many paint chips as a kid.

NM'Fer.
:)

I know a lot of worthless shit, but this isn't some of it. "N"?

[Swartzstrom]

I figured he ate too many paint chips as a kid.



I know a lot of worthless shit, but this isn't some of it. "N"?

Saaadap!!!!

ERRYBODY IN THE CLUB GET TIPSY!!! :o

I SAID MY PEOPLES DON'T DANCE, JUST PULL UP MY PANTS AND, DO THE ROCK-AWAY...NOW LEAN BACK! LEAN BACK! LEAN BACK! LEAN BACK!!!

[22woger22]

Saaadap!!!!

ERRYBODY IN THE CLUB GET TIPSY!!! :o

I SAID MY PEOPLES DON'T DANCE, JUST PULL UP MY PANTS AND, DO THE ROCK-AWAY...NOW LEAN BACK! LEAN BACK! LEAN BACK! LEAN BACK!!!
Yep, definitely too much paint chips.

-22-

[Hugh Junit]

I know a lot of worthless shit, but this isn't some of it. "N"?

The "N" stands for "Nomar's", of course.

[22woger22]

Or...netjak?

-22-

[Swartzstrom]

Eundelae, Eundelae, Mama Eiiiyaah, Eiiyahh, Ouuuuu-oohhhh!!!!!

[Learz]

I'd like to point out that if anyone posts here, it means they have no life and the only excitment they have is pretending they are at a virtual party....



then again, i just read 6 pages of totally useless posts....


*joins party*
where ever it is....


this also isn't going to be a real party until most of us a drunk enough to run naked past the police station....

:D

[Glamdring]

I think I'm on my fifteenth drink right now. It's not nearly enough.

Someone bring me a REAL woman's drink.

[meat.eater]

EDIT

[22woger22]

I think I'm on my fifteenth drink right now. It's not nearly enough.

Someone bring me a REAL woman's drink.
OK, one real woman's drink coming up.

Bartender, give this lady some water.

-22-

[meat.eater]

What i find disturbing about threads liek this, is there are probably kids who have never touched alcohol looking and posting how they are "*drinks a bottle of beer*" here. Its like encouraging the fact that drinking is cooler. I dotn really like that.

[Office_Shredder]

*grabs a sock*

Yes! Pure profit!

*runs*

Yeah, I didn't read anything before this page :)

[meat.eater]

Do you enjoy a swift kick in the scrotum? Because thats whats headed your way, OS.

[Office_Shredder]

hah! I have no scrotum!

Crap... did I just admit that?

[22woger22]

hah! I have no scrotum!

Crap... did I just admit that?
Don't worry, I don't have one either :(,

Someone stole mine.

-22-

[meat.eater]

Imagine having separate scrotums for each testicle. Wouldnt that be nifty? Imaging the possibilities, the dodge factor, the storage oppprtunities! It would amke life a little bit easier.

[paulk6]

What i find disturbing about threads liek this, is there are probably kids who have never touched alcohol looking and posting how they are "*drinks a bottle of beer*" here. Its like encouraging the fact that drinking is cooler. I dotn really like that.
*Drinks a beer*


What???

[roody poo]

The "N" stands for "Nomar's", of course.

DOH!

[allstarGL]

What i find disturbing about threads liek this, is there are probably kids who have never touched alcohol looking and posting how they are "*drinks a bottle of beer*" here. Its like encouraging the fact that drinking is cooler. I dotn really like that.
hmmm....
Imagine having separate scrotums for each testicle. Wouldnt that be nifty? Imaging the possibilities, the dodge factor, the storage oppprtunities! It would amke life a little bit easier.

LOL now which one of those is really more disturbing for children!

[Hugh Junit]

Edited as requested

Now, where was I? Oh yeah......

* slowy reaches for beer *

[meat.eater]

Point taken, though mine was just a joke, and i seriously belive kids take that serious.

I'll edit it. Please, do the same.

[max2k106]

Oh man . . . I just popped out Piper At The Gates Of Dawn . . . I haven't listened to this in months! If this isn'tpsychedelic I don't know what is. Anyways, if the party's still goin' we should pop this thing in :cool:

But seriously . . . how much of an acid-junky was Syd Barrett?

[Megabyte]

sorry i'm late

*gives cow a bottle of "Shiney Hooves" special polisher*

[roody poo]

But seriously . . . how much of an acid-junky was Syd Barrett?


Do you really expect an answer on this one? I think anyone that is qualified to tell you the exact answer is probably someone that broke on through and never came back either.

[Match Strike]

Bah, I was listening to Iggy Pop earlier. Talk about a junkie, that guy did EVERYTHING.

[max2k106]

Bah, I was listening to Iggy Pop earlier. Talk about a junkie, that guy did EVERYTHING.
Take your Iggy Pop out of here. We're talking 'bout Syd Barrett here . . . Iggy Pop didn't do enough drugs to make him legally insane did he? What now? Barrett > Iggy

[Jeffery]

Pass around the beer, but don't take the brown acid, it's bad, Ok? So DON'T TAKE the Brown acid.

[22woger22]

Pass around the beer, but don't take the brown acid, it's bad, Ok? So DON'T TAKE the Brown acid.
Don't you mean the brown solid that I pooped out earlier?

[Jeffery]

Trust be Tutu, you're too young to understand what I said.

[roody poo]

Take your Iggy Pop out of here. We're talking 'bout Syd Barrett here . . . Iggy Pop didn't do enough drugs to make him legally insane did he? What now? Barrett > Iggy

I agree. If I want to go to Europe and I learn to speak all the languages "well" then thats cool but if I take the time to learn Itlain to an exact science then I am probably gonna pull much more ass there than when traveling all over. In other words Pop mighta been well schooled in the drugs of the world, but Syd got a masters degree in what a long strange trip it's been.

[***Duo***]

He's not coming, don't bother.


Why not?


-Duo

[Warcow]

Pass around the beer, but don't take the brown acid, it's bad, Ok? So DON'T TAKE the Brown acid.

Some people have been saying that the acid is poisoned, it isn't poisoned, it's just BAD acid.

*Downs a Guinness*

Oh Glammy, you sure know how to make a cow feel special :)

Though I am dissapointed, it's my 19th birthday and S_K_O_F is neither dancing nor naked.

Houston, we have a problem.

Anyway, I didn't actually party tonight, I did go to the stampede though, and watched the grandstand show, which is beyond anything you can possibly imagine. Unfortunately, work impedes the partying spirit.

Party night is saturday night, 40 people at my ranch, a keg, and one very very loaded Warcow.

[bludhoundz]

Oh yeah, I almost forgot, happy birthday! :D

[The Prophet]

Who's party is it?

Ah, hell who cares?

Wheres the naked girls?

[Tag Captain]

Where's my bottle?

*cries*
I'm right here!

*Looks around furtively to check for Ach*

*Hugs Glammy*

[Hugh Junit]

Happy Birthday, Cow. Don't do too many keg-stands!

[max2k106]

Some people have been saying that the acid is poisoned, it isn't poisoned, it's just BAD acid.

*Downs a Guinness*

Oh Glammy, you sure know how to make a cow feel special :)

Though I am dissapointed, it's my 19th birthday and S_K_O_F is neither dancing nor naked.

Houston, we have a problem.

Anyway, I didn't actually party tonight, I did go to the stampede though, and watched the grandstand show, which is beyond anything you can possibly imagine. Unfortunately, work impedes the partying spirit.

Party night is saturday night, 40 people at my ranch, a keg, and one very very loaded Warcow.
I'll come and DJ for ya :cool:

Anyways, you know what they should do? For all new "Piper At The Gates Of Dawn" CD's, they should give a small amount of free acid to go with it . . . just so you can get the full experience from the album :p

[S_K_O_F]

He's drunk too much beer.

-22-

wtf??? :eek: blasphemy!!!

[S_K_O_F]

Take your Iggy Pop out of here. We're talking 'bout Syd Barrett here . . . Iggy Pop didn't do enough drugs to make him legally insane did he? What now? Barrett > Iggy

actually...I know a couple people who are legally insane from drugs. But you would never know it by the way they act.

It turns out that if you do acid 3 times, you are then considered legally insane. Apparently, acid stores itself in your spinal fluid once the hallucination is over. The everyonce in a while, a little will leak out and cause, what are called, acid flashbacks. People do some pretty stupid shit when that happens.

One of my best friends used to be in to drugs pretty heavy and he falls into the "legally insane" category. We lived together a few years back. One night while I was watching TV, he was in the bathroom and I heard him start screaming. He came out claiming the window curtain formed itself into a mouth and started speaking to him in a weird language.

that was 4 years after the last time he tripped.

[Hoolwath]

Happy birthday cows! *opens a bottle of Absinth* *smells it* :swoon:

[max2k106]

actually...I know a couple people who are legally insane from drugs. But you would never know it by the way they act.

It turns out that if you do acid 3 times, you are then considered legally insane. Apparently, acid stores itself in your spinal fluid once the hallucination is over. The everyonce in a while, a little will leak out and cause, what are called, acid flashbacks. People do some pretty stupid shit when that happens.

One of my best friends used to be in to drugs pretty heavy and he falls into the "legally insane" category. We lived together a few years back. One night while I was watching TV, he was in the bathroom and I heard him start screaming. He came out claiming the window curtain formed itself into a mouth and started speaking to him in a weird language.

that was 4 years after the last time he tripped.
Lesson for today: don't do acid, and if you do, make sure there are no window curtains nearby.

[roody poo]

actually...I know a couple people who are legally insane from drugs. But you would never know it by the way they act.

It turns out that if you do acid 3 times, you are then considered legally insane. Apparently, acid stores itself in your spinal fluid once the hallucination is over. The everyonce in a while, a little will leak out and cause, what are called, acid flashbacks. People do some pretty stupid shit when that happens.

One of my best friends used to be in to drugs pretty heavy and he falls into the "legally insane" category. We lived together a few years back. One night while I was watching TV, he was in the bathroom and I heard him start screaming. He came out claiming the window curtain formed itself into a mouth and started speaking to him in a weird language.

that was 4 years after the last time he tripped.

Well, I always figured I was legally insane, apparently I am way past the marking point of sanity. I've had and still get flashbacks from time to time. They are never that intense though. Lucky me. I don't know if it is fact but I was always told if you wanted to be a pilot you could not have ever tripped b/c of that very reason. But I never researched it.

[S_K_O_F]

Some people have been saying that the acid is poisoned, it isn't poisoned, it's just BAD acid.

*Downs a Guinness*

Oh Glammy, you sure know how to make a cow feel special

Though I am dissapointed, it's my 19th birthday and S_K_O_F is neither dancing nor naked.

Houston, we have a problem.

Anyway, I didn't actually party tonight, I did go to the stampede though, and watched the grandstand show, which is beyond anything you can possibly imagine. Unfortunately, work impedes the partying spirit.

Party night is saturday night, 40 people at my ranch, a keg, and one very very loaded Warcow.

:eek: I am sooooo sorry!

*starts getting undressed*

I just haven't been around enough, lately!

*is down to underwear, begins removing it"

I will never miss your BDAY again.

*is naked, begins doing a pelvic thrust dance to warm up*

btw...I never realized how close our birthdays are together

*moves closer to the crowd, still "warming up"*

I mean, I have 6 years on ya, but summer birthday people are the shiznit! <-I can't believe I just used that word

*starts "raisin' the roof"*

Somebody give me a techno beat and a strobe light!!!
:*dance: :yahoo: :fan_1: :good:

[max2k106]

un-t un-t un-t un-t un-t un-t un-t un-t un-t un-t
*strobe light*

WOOT!

[lanbert]

*busts out party boy style* *takes off vest* *chugges beer*
yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Cheat]

un-t un-t un-t un-t un-t un-t un-t un-t un-t un-t
*strobe light*

WOOT!


*passes out glowsticks*

DANCE PARTY!

[Learz]

why is our bartender a clown?

[The Cheat]

why is our bartender a clown?


Because......he works cheap. Also we are low on money. We spent it all on food/beer/techno music.

[Glamdring]

THERE WILL BE NO TECHNO MUSIC AT ANY PARTY STARTED BY ME.

And that's a fact.

[ko71991]

Eww techno...
I'm going with Glam on this.

[Doctor Love]

Dirka will provide the naked ladies, and Snork, Jeff, and OMK can play the roles of dirty old men who "accidentally" followed them in.
Dirka's gone, does that mean the naked ladies are gone too?

[ko71991]

Dirka's gone, does that mean the naked ladies are gone too?
We're not gonna let this be are we?

[Doctor Love]

We're not gonna let this be are we?
I've got shroom girl, she's the only naked lady for me. :)

[razor2007]

*Walks into house and stares wide eyed at dancers* Damn us TAO biznatces are some horny people. And we love it. And no, we will not stand for this.

Unban Dirka '05

*Runs b4 getting banned for trolling(whatever the heck that means)*

[Learz]

where'd the dancers go?
and where's the clown bartender?

.....nvm


i think i'll just have another drink...

[ko71991]

I've got shroom girl, she's the only naked lady for me. :)
Well your sig says otherwise.

Actually, unless that's a drug reference, it says you love shroom too. I'm assuming thats a drug reference. So, Hydrant should be.

[Doctor Love]

Well your sig says otherwise.

Actually, unless that's a drug reference, it says you love shroom too. I'm assuming thats a drug reference. So, Hydrant should be.
No, I love shrooms. The drug reference in my signature is I love Hydrant.

[The Cheat]

Glam if its a party, there must be techno music.

[Jeffery]

*streaks naked through the party*

[The Cheat]

I did NOT need to see that Jeffery. That........was.......just.....wrong. PUT YOUR FREAKEN PANTS BACK ON!

[razor2007]

OH MY GOD! Sweet Jesus get some closthes on you dirty old man. OMG I will never recover.....never.

[Learz]

:eek:


:bad:




:confused: would this be a low point or a high point of the party?

[razor2007]

Oh both definately.

[22woger22]

*streaks naked through the party*
At least his clowns aren't naked.

*Looks over to the naked, streaking clown crew*

Oh dear god.

-22-

[Learz]

they better have brought the're own beer!

[Glamdring]

Happy Birthday skoffy.

*Donates thread party to the cause*

[ko71991]

At least his clowns aren't naked.

*Looks over to the naked, streaking clown crew*

Oh dear god.

-22-
Oh God... Just when I thought it was over YOU HAD TO FREAKIN QUOTE IT!!!!!1!q1!

[Learz]

allright, this thread is for everyone who had thier birthday in the past year.
thats, um, S_K_O_F, me, and Glamdring.

did i miss anyone?

[Glamdring]

Uh... it's halfway through the year. Of course you missed someone. You missed about 1/2 of TAO.

[Learz]

well, this way we get 2 cakes.

[Jonspen]

Happy Be-lated Birthday cow!

Sorry I couldn't be here.

So....


Do I still get a slice of cake?

[Glamdring]

As opposed to 4.409 cakes?

[Jonspen]

As opposed to 4.409 cakes?

Well, round it up to 4.410 cakes and you got yourself a deal missy.

[ck1]

I'll be the official Pet of the parties. ;)

*Gets into hamster ball*

[The Cheat]

I'll be the official Pet of the parties. ;)

*Gets into hamster ball*


*kicks hamster ball*


Where is the cake and Mt. dew?

[Glamdring]

Well, round it up to 4.410 cakes and you got yourself a deal missy.
I actually meant 4,409... exactly half of the member count, at the time I posted it.

[Cuathon]

the hamster drank it

[insignifiGant]

the hamster drank it
Liquid cake? Brilliant!

[The Cheat]

Liquid cake? Brilliant!


That sounds gross. Where is the pie?

[Jonspen]

I actually meant 4,409... exactly half of the member count, at the time I posted it.

Well then Thrash500 will just have to do without a slice of cake won't he?

[***Duo***]

Well then Thrash500 will just have to do without a slice of cake won't he?

Can I still have cake?


-Duo

[Jonspen]

Can I still have cake?


-Duo

Now that you mention it, no.

I want ALL THE CAKE!

[***Duo***]

Now that you mention it, no.

I want ALL THE CAKE!

That stuff will go straight to your thighs...
*Digs into a bucket of Ice-cream.*


-Duo

[razor2007]

I have no thighs *eats cake*

[The Cheat]

I took a piss on the cake your eating.

[wolf rayne {D}]

i just stumbled into this thing, and i think i might stay a while
i say we get bacardi 151, i got some int he truck.
ignore the other shit though, it aint mine.

[Jonspen]

I took a piss on the cake your eating.

Fine.

You're not getting a piece.

[Wizzy`]

Can..C-can..I..G-Get..a..piece? :(

[Jonspen]

Sure.

You're a good little boy.

Here's some for you!

[emerald slasher]

*takes all the pudding

[22woger22]

You don't want the pudding mate, someone probably already did a stink on it. *shifty look*

-22-

[***Duo***]

Sure.

You're a good little boy.

Here's some for you!

:crybaby:


-Duo

[22woger22]

:crybaby:


-Duo
Awww, have some pudding. It'll cheer you up. *another shifty look*

-22-

[***Duo***]

Awww, have some pudding. It'll cheer you up. *another shifty look*

-22-

I want some cake.
Not pudding.
CAKE.


-Duo

[22woger22]

I want some cake.
Not pudding.
CAKE.


-Duo
Fine. Be that way.

*throws cake in Duo's face*

-22-

[razor2007]

You think that white sticky stuff is pudding.....HA! HAHAHAHA!

[emerald slasher]

I want some cake.
Not pudding.
CAKE.


-Duo

how dare u insult my pudding *sharpens axe

[Jonspen]

*takes all the pudding

*shoots emerald*

Anyone coming within 10 yards of my cake will be shot.

:hunter:

[The Cheat]

I just woke up. I need apple juice NOW!

[bobdagangsta]

i did too i need milk and donuts hehehe

[The Cheat]

I ate some toast.