Harry Potter

[Talruk]

I got the latest Harry Potter book at midnight (yes it came out on midnight)! :bigsmile: Sooo, who else did? While we're at it what do you guys think of the series?

NO SPOILERS OF THE BOOK PLEASE

[Kyir]

harry potter = t3h sux0rs

its filler

[monkus]

harry potter = t3h sux0rs

its filler


Harry Potter = t3h r0x0rs. It's an amazing series. The only thing that annoys me about it is all the little kids that go crazy and give the series a bad name.

[Kyir]

it farted out after 3rd one, now its 4/5ths fillter, well, im not saure about the brand new one, but 4 and 5 are filler

[Moose]

I can't believe my parents dragged me to the first movie :s.

[Kyir]

the actors in the movies suck pretty much

[Mithrandir]

I thought the most amazing part of the new book is when it turns out that Harry and Voldemort are really twins! If you believe me, I'm sorry, you're an idiot.

[Doctor Love]

Hermione is hot, who cares if she can act.

[h()()t]

Damn strait.

[Office_Shredder]

I thought the most amazing part of the new book is when it turns out that Harry and Voldemort are really twins! If you believe me, I'm sorry, you're an idiot.

Dude, don't be silly.

The best part was when Hermione is killed by Harry.... I won't tell why, so the book isn't spoiled though.

Whoops... too late :dry:

[Zoticus]

Well I might read the book. I wonder if Harry Pottoer will ever get old in the book? And teach classes or somthing. I think he could live off his money from the first movie and book.

[EleMENTAL]

First off, how would anyone know what the book is about yet. It came out at midnight.

[Office_Shredder]

it's called staying up and reading it

[Zoticus]

First off, how would anyone know what the book is about yet. It came out at midnight.
Hey whatever happened to that guy that stole the book fromt he writer, and was caught? I thought that was pretty crumy.

[Doctor Love]

Damn strait.
*straight
O_S, good to see you again!

[Lordofzrings]

if you read the first 3,4 or 5 chapters Carefully the whole book is spoiled, do it with the first 5, its the same all you hafta remember is
A) The bad guy always comes back
b) something new and extremely retarted and uncalledfor happens
C) something mentioned in the begiining ccomes back in the end.

[Doctor Love]

if you read the first 3,4 or 5 chapters Carefully the whole book is spoiled, do it with the first 5, its the same all you hafta remember is
A) The bad guy always comes back
b) something new and extremely retarted and uncalledfor happens
C) something mentioned in the begiining ccomes back in the end.
If this is true, that's pretty nifty.

[Lordofzrings]

If this is true, that's pretty nifty.


her style of writing and plot never really changes, therefore even though i havent read this latest book, i can tell you its probably the same case

[Talruk]

First off, how would anyone know what the book is about yet. It came out at midnight.

It was leaked previously in Canada.

[max2k106]

It was leaked previously in Canada.
Blame Canada.

[Doctor Love]

It was leaked previously in Canada.
I would believe it, Canadians are always screwing things up like that. ;)

[Kyir]

blame canadia

[Doctor Love]

blame canadia
That my friend is a quote that should've been in the bible!

[X-Takhisis]

Firste off I must say this, CANADA RULES!!!!!!

Now, back on topic, I hav the book but not hav read anny of it yet, but my hunch is that Nevil Longbottom is infact the half blood prince.

[ChingyDTP]

The series is stupid . It's just all about some old guy running a school and a geek with a scar on his forehead with family issues, a girl who nags and tries to be a goody-two-shoes and a red headed scaredy-cat who needs to be laid. Doesn't sound interesting to me.

[Snork]

blame canadia


Please at least spell Canada right you ignorant puss bag. :)
Other than that, I guess you can blame us if it makes you feel better.
Who leaked it in Canada? I don't follow the publicity on it, so didn't know about that.

[X-Takhisis]

Down in a B.C Superstore somewon accidently put the books on the shelf about a week early and the people whe bought it were orderd not to say annything about it and they would be punished by the law if they did.

[Jeffery]

Here's the plotline:

Harry goes to school. His friends and him run around after curfew, and discover a huge mystery. The bad guys (posing as good guys) hurt a bunch of people. The person the book makes out to be THE bad guy turns out to be there to help Harry.

After a huge fight, which Harry will be seeming to lose, he will win and "beat" the bad guy. But actually, the bad guy will get away, because there are more books he muct torment harry in.

[22woger22]

Here's the plotline:

Harry goes to school. His friends and him run around after curfew, and discover a huge mystery. The bad guys (posing as good guys) hurt a bunch of people. The person the book makes out to be THE bad guy turns out to be there to help Harry.

After a huge fight, which Harry will be seeming to lose, he will win and "beat" the bad guy. But actually, the bad guy will get away, because there are more books he muct torment harry in.
This reminds me of my younger brother's stories:

"...and the bad guys fought the good guys, and the bad guys used their bad powers to become badder bad guys"

Too much bad guy/good guy.

-22-

[Godmic18]

This reminds me of a my younger brother's stories:

"...and the bad guys fought the good guys, and the bad guys used their bad powers to become badder bad guys"

Too much bad guy/good guy.

-22-

And then the neutral guy sat there while the other neutral guy ate popcorn. The neutral guy then proceeded to take some popcorn from the neutral guy. The neutral guys shrugged. The end.

[Merdoc.]

ya in the last movie, she acually grew some boobs lol, but my girlfriend loves harry potter, i hate it so i juts let her take her usual love for the book for a couple weeks then tis all good :)

[Snork]

ya in the last movie, she acually grew some boobs

:dry:
Pervert.
So, how old is she now? :crazy:

[max2k106]

According to the book, Hermione is supposed to be unnatractive . . . :dry:
Guess that wouldn't bring in pervs like Merdoc to see the movies though, hehe. :p

[drakonfire]

Here's the plotline:

Harry goes to school. His friends and him run around after curfew, and discover a huge mystery. The bad guys (posing as good guys) hurt a bunch of people. The person the book makes out to be THE bad guy turns out to be there to help Harry.

After a huge fight, which Harry will be seeming to lose, he will win and "beat" the bad guy. But actually, the bad guy will get away, because there are more books he muct torment harry in.

hmm... wrong book jeff, this is the 6th one, not the 3rd

so anyone actually finished it yet? i have

she needs to write faster!

[xerent]

I love the series.

Some people seem to hate it because of it's trendy nature. Or otherwise.

But if it turns off televisions and gets people reading books, it can't be all that bad.

[max2k106]

hmm... wrong book jeff, this is the 6th one, not the 3rd

so anyone actually finished it yet? i have

she needs to write faster!
Too much free time? :huh:

[h()()t]

ya in the last movie, she acually grew some boobs lol, but my girlfriend loves harry potter, i hate it so i juts let her take her usual love for the book for a couple weeks then tis all good :)

B()()bs or no B()()bs she is one of the hotest chicks i have seen.
Edit, on tv. :spiteful:

[max2k106]

B()()bs or no B()()bs she is one of the hotest chicks i have seen.
Edit, on tv. :spiteful:
You need to get out more h()()ts.

[MokoToko]

I love the series.

Some people seem to hate it because of it's trendy nature. Or otherwise.

But if it turns off televisions and gets people reading books, it can't be all that bad.

agreed, I'm about 2 thirds done. Been reading since yesterday, can't put it down.

[mushroom_girl]

I just finished a little while ago. This one is darker than the others, made me sad....

Ok, ok. No spoilers. :dry:

[max2k106]

I didn't even buy it yet.

[h()()t]

I get out all the time, just only seen a few hot chicks that are well my age that I would date that are on tv, though I watched this movie called teens on HBO and well i would go out and more with any of them.

[EleMENTAL]

OOOOO...OOOOO...OOOOO I wanna tell the ending sooooo bad.

*Looks around*

Highlight..

READ THE BOOK FOR YOURSELVES!!!!

[max2k106]

Let me guess what happens. Harry wanders around with his two friends and they find Voldemort again or some form of him and have to duke it out with him. Harry once again wins and Voldemort goes into hiding again?

[mushroom_girl]

Let me guess what happens. Harry wanders around with his two friends and they find Voldemort again or some form of him and have to duke it out with him. Harry once again wins and Voldemort goes into hiding again?
Actually...no. I was expecting that too.

[xerent]

Harry gets his nose broken

Twice.

Harry also kills Malfoy.

[max2k106]

Sweet deal. I was kinda hoping Harry died this year so I wouldn't have to read the 7th book . . . but oh well :(

[Jehutyv.2.0]

Yeah, I finished it about maybe three/four hours upon purchase...I'm disappointed that it was shorter than the last two.

[max2k106]

Yeah, I finished it about maybe three/four hours upon purchase...I'm disappointed that it was shorter than the last two.
That's bullshit. Unless you're a speed reader, in 3/4 hours, you would only finish maybe 200-250 pages at most.

[meat.eater]

It ends with Harry turning gay and him and Ron shoot an amateur porn video.

Lumina! Astillo-Veronikuss! or whatever the hell he yells when he thinks he's casting something.

[max2k106]

It ends with Harry turning gay and him and Ron shoot an amateur porn video.

Lumina! Astillo-Veronikuss! or whatever the hell he yells when he thinks he's casting something.
Good thing I haven't bought it then yet . . .

[xerent]

I don't "speed read", I think that's a scam.

But I do read quickly.

I finished it in about .... 10 hours. Give or take an hour.

It wasn't in one sitting either, so it's not too accurate, but a good ballpark figure.

[mushroom_girl]

It ends with Harry turning gay and him and Ron shoot an amateur porn video.

Lumina! Astillo-Veronikuss! or whatever the hell he yells when he thinks he's casting something.
And then Hermione gets jealous and jumps out of a window. It's all good.

[max2k106]

How long is the book? :huh:

[meat.eater]

No, she gets jealous and shoots a video with Snape. It got very vivid and gross. It remeinded me of child porn. :(.

Nevertheless, the book ended in one massive orgy.

EDIT: @ Max- as long as Goblet of Fire

[xerent]

652 pages.

[xerent]

Nevertheless, the book ended in one massive orgy.

And then Harrison Ford came in with a tank and started blowing chunks out of Hogwartz. Then Ahhnold Swarchenegger lifted the tank and broke it with his head, tossing it to the moon, grabbed two beautiful women, and started riding off into the sunset on a yacht.

[mushroom_girl]

And then Snape gets arrested for Hermione being underage. Ron goes to jail because he became an adult and Harry was still underage, and they spent the rest of their days in Azkaban with a man named Bertha.

Then Hermione kills Harry by shoving him down a well.

The End.

[meat.eater]

But Harry survived, unknown to Hermione, just in time to see Rambo, who showed up with Ramzi Yusef and Ted Kaczynski and blew up the entire world, muggle and non-muggle. Then, however, Captain Baccaurd and Star Trek Voyager flew in and got a few survivors and transferred them to the newly built Death Star. The book ends with Harry becoming Count Potter with his partner Darth Ron. Together the queers will rule the galaxy unless Galactic army, lead by Jedi Hermione, can cast their way into victory.

The next book will prove to be very exciting.

[MokoToko]

finished!

Didn't see that coming!

I'm not sure how long it took me...Prob somewhere around 10 hours as well.

[drakonfire]

finished!


then head over to my thread! need more discussion! ;) :)

[Realist]

I'm not going to read this thread yet because I'm a slow reader and don't want spoilers....

I'd just like to say...add me to the list of Potter addicts....

I really don't know whats so great about these books. But SOMETHING must be. Because I don't have the attention span for most books these days, yet I can't put these down. The prose is often mediocre, the plots tired, old, repetitive and predictable, the characters relatively steryotipical and two-dimensional, but when I'm actually reading the book I somehow forget all these things and just get totally lost in the entire world....

[CRX687]

I'm not going to read this thread yet because I'm a slow reader and don't want spoilers....

I'd just like to say...add me to the list of Potter addicts....

I really don't know whats so great about these books. But SOMETHING must be. Because I don't have the attention span for most books these days, yet I can't put these down. The prose is often mediocre, the plots tired, old, repetitive and predictable, the characters relatively steryotipical and two-dimensional, but when I'm actually reading the book I somehow forget all these things and just get totally lost in the entire world....

As with all good books, it's the subtle things that get you hooked :p

[MokoToko]

I'm not going to read this thread yet because I'm a slow reader and don't want spoilers....

I'd just like to say...add me to the list of Potter addicts....

I really don't know whats so great about these books. But SOMETHING must be. Because I don't have the attention span for most books these days, yet I can't put these down. The prose is often mediocre, the plots tired, old, repetitive and predictable, the characters relatively steryotipical and two-dimensional, but when I'm actually reading the book I somehow forget all these things and just get totally lost in the entire world....

Thats what I was telling my dad yesterday! He was surprised that I finished it so quickly and I told him "I don't know why I kept reading, I just did".

[Jehutyv.2.0]

[QUOTE=Realist]I'm not going to read this thread yet because I'm a slow readerQUOTE]
Woah! Did not see this one coming! Usually, when someone makes a really long post, you respond to it fairly quickly...

[Realist]

I'm quick at actually reading; I just can't read a book for 6 straight hours like some people can. I've got to do other stuff in between.

[Jehutyv.2.0]

I'm quick at actually reading; I just can't read a book for 6 straight hours like some people can. I've got to do other stuff in between.
Ah. Woops.

[UH-OH OREO]

hmmm it seems that there is alot more to the book than in the move ;) but o well im to lazy to read all those 4 iinch thick books....the biggets books ive read are lord of the rings :D

[mushroom_girl]

For the fourth movie, they're going to have to cut out a lot. Considering that there are so many pages in that book, and the movie isn't in two parts...I can tell I'm going to be disappointed. :(

[fl@me]

Hermione is hot, who cares if she can act.

i agree. i only read the first one so im a little behind lol.

[roamingstorm]

and ill be there outside your windo to cheer you up :*ph34r2:

[CRX687]

For the fourth movie, they're going to have to cut out a lot. Considering that there are so many pages in that book, and the movie isn't in two parts...I can tell I'm going to be disappointed. :(

Or it could be a REALLY long movie?

[mushroom_girl]

Or it could be a REALLY long movie?
I heard it was 3 1/2 hours-4 hours. That's really not enough to fit in a whole book, I don't think. *sigh* :(

[CRX687]

I heard it was 3 1/2 hours-4 hours. That's really not enough to fit in a whole book, I don't think. *sigh* :(

to tell you the truth, I've been very disappointed with ALL of the Hp movies so far... so many things have been left out. In fact, i didn't even go see the last one in a theater.

I guess I just don't expect much from them anymore. I'll just stick with the books.

[mushroom_girl]

to tell you the truth, I've been very disappointed with ALL of the Hp movies so far... so many things have been left out. In fact, i didn't even go see the last one in a theater.

I guess I just don't expect much from them anymore. I'll just stick with the books.
I liked them, but not nearly as much as the books. The 3rd was better though, a different director. But the fourth will probably make me go home and cry. :rolleyes:

[X-Takhisis]

Wow..... WoW..... WOW.
I did not see the end comeing. It is a verry good book. I cannot decide wich one I liked better. The 4'th or the 6'th? Hmmmmm. Well I will just wait for bothe movies and that will decide it, too bad I will hav to wait till I am 50. :( .

And I agree with Mushroom Girle. I think I am going to be verry dissapointed with the 4'th movie.

[Oisin]

ugh..i ordered my book online and it was supposed to come sunday. I'm still waiting

[X-Takhisis]

My mother ordered for me on X-Mass and I thought the would deliver it but I had to go bick it up :dry:. I spent a whole day waiteing for it and It did not show up.

[Jehutyv.2.0]

I think they miiight have to make the fourth one rated R.

[choplocker-17]

I'm still on the goblet of fire, jeez its only 750 freaken pages, and it takes me like a minute a page so, that = a long time.

[choplocker-17]

I think they miiight have to make the fourth one rated R.
Sorry to double post everybody, jeh were did ya hear that they might have to make the 4th rated r, I heard its going to pg-13.

[Jehutyv.2.0]

Sorry to double post everybody, jeh were did ya hear that they might have to make the 4th rated r, I heard its going to pg-13.
Oh no, it's not that it WILL be rated R, but that it might need to be , if you think about it. There's a whole lot of blood and gore in the 4th one, what with the tournament.

[Gnosis]

ugh..i ordered my book online and it was supposed to come sunday. I'm still waiting
ummm... did anyone think to just go to the store and....oh i don't know..... buy it???? I picked up my copy on sunday morning and finished tuesday. Its pretty interesting.


ps. !!!!!!!!!!!! MILD SPOILER !!!!!!!!!!!!
only people who have finished will understand this

i dont think snape is all bad..... "They" must of agreed that he would have to do that to "him" if ever there was a situation that involved snape being surrounded by death eaters. That way the "order" would not lose their inner spy. :notworth: :*diablo: :notworth:

[max2k106]

I just got mine yesterday. :blush2:

[mushroom_girl]

I think they miiight have to make the fourth one rated R.
No, I highly doubt that. Going from PG to R? That's like making the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory rated X for mild-midget-situations. That makes no sense.

PG-13, I could see that. But then they'd lose their younger viewers. But then again...there is a limb that gets hocked off....

[emerald slasher]

hahaha i watched the second movie last night..i must say the acting gets worse everytime i see it lol