Live, from GL, The ''Let's Bash the Thash!'' Show! Starring Swartzstrom and Auriadizo

[Swartzstrom]

Good afternoon, TAO Family, welcome to the revised version of the "Let's Bash the Thash Show," which has been changed to the "Swartzstrom and Auriadizo Show!". We talk about the little things in life which do or have effected us, or we've gone through or are going through. It's all about life, basically. Let's try to keep each day going on the current topic, and if we find a really good topic, we might spend a few days on the subject. According to the TAO Phonebook...

Swartzstrom (http://www.tacticsarena.com/forum/member.php?u=4843) (05/27/2004): Prone to unpredictable moments of instability, Swartz has mysterious mind-bending powers of deduction, and has been secretly plotting the dominion of Neptune from his basement.

And since Auriadizo doesn't have a TAO Phonebook Profile, I'm thinking that I'll try and do one.

Auriadizo (http://www.tacticsarena.com/forum/member.php?u=8254) (12/17/2004): Auriadizo is Swartzstrom's alter-ego. Always calm and collected, Auriadizo is about the only person besides Jeffery who can keep Swartz in check. However, like Swartz, Auriadizo has been secretly plotting the domination of Neptune from his basement.

From now on, on Mondays, Wedsdays, and Fridays, The Original Black Storm (myself) will be hosting the show. And on Tuesdays and Thursdays, The Emperor of the Wartime Age (Auriadizo) will be hosting the show. Unfortunately, due to more unavoidable circumstances, the show is to be moved to 6:00 Atlantic time.

Have a nice day, and enjoy the new show!

[Thash500]

Oh great, we now have 3 shows RUNNING in TAO.
I think this one will be............
What in the world are you nutcases think you are doing???

[Auriadizo]

Oh great, we now have 3 shows RUNNING in TAO.
I think this one will be............
What in the world are you nutcases think you are doing???

Keep your stupid mouth shut.

[The Cheat]

Good morning my TAO Family, and welcome to the very first airing of the ''Let's Bash the Thash'' show! Today, we're going to talk about the most disliked person in TAO History, Thash500! How he earned this title, I have no idea, but I don't like him much either!

This show is all about insulting the one person you hate most, namely, Thash500. Tune in at 3:00 PM Eastern Time for an update on what happens in Great Lakes, and to post up your insane insults for Thash! Every Tuesday, we'll have a special guest here who is granted up to a Triple Post on how much they dislike Thash, or one of the other TAO personalities here. If you wish to be a Special Guest, PM me with your request to join! Please make the title 'Talk Show Guest' for a quicker response!

Here's our Schedule for the remainder of this week!
Wednesday: The New Bashing Joint
Thursday: Bash Join Flashback
Friday: Freestyle Bashing

Make sure you're hanging at home at 3:00 to see the 'Bash the Thash' show! If you wish to make Comments about your show, please, sign positive comments in Positive Reputations, and Negative Comments in Negative Reputations.

Props to The Cheat for the idea of a show, and Negative props to Thash for the theme of the show!


I don't find this funny. All pretenders to MY show need to stop.

[Auriadizo]

It's not meant to be funny. Any insulting of Thash is to be completely serious.

[The Cheat]

It's not meant to be funny. Any insulting of Thash is to be completely serious.


I don't care. I want all "shows" to be stopped NOW!

[Auriadizo]

Unfortunately, I can't stop it. Only Swartz can, and he's gone.

[Jonspen]

The Cheat.

I will hunt down and hump anyone who copies your show! But my pay will be in the form of cookies only.

1 metric tonne per target.

[The Cheat]

The Cheat.

I will hunt down and hump anyone who copies your show! But my pay will be in the form of cookies only.

1 metric tonne per target.


Do what you must.

*hands jonspen 15 metric tons of cookies*

[Auriadizo]

There is no 'target'. 'Swartzstrom' does not exist anymore. Only Auriadizo remains.

[Thash500]

The Cheat
How about we have our own shows and we dont bother each other???
Let all 3 shows run??
it is not like we cant run our own show

[Jonspen]

Auriadizo.

I just ate 10 metric tonnes of cookies.

Your house is going to be smelling BAD tonight.

[The Cheat]

The Cheat
How about we have our own shows and we dont bother each other???
Let all 3 shows run??
it is not like we cant run our own show


How about you leave TAO forever you piece of crap!

[Jonspen]

The Cheat,

I would hump Thrash to death, but I wouldn't dare touch him.

So I'll just kill him instead.

*pulls out sawnoff shotgun*

Run piggy run!

[Snork]

The Cheat, just relax.
Don't take it so personally.

- You're show is good.
- We all know Thash's show bites.
- This show is in your honor, so it's ok.
- This show is not taking anything from your show, it's adding to your already stellar reputation. :)

So just relax, and let natural selection take its course. :)

[Auriadizo]

Okay, here's our first Annual contest!

The person to come up with Top Ten Reasons Why Thash500 Sucks and makes them awesome as hell, gets to be a guest on our show!

[Megabyte]

because byte doesn't care for him, and yes, thats 10 reasons

[dominion138]

Okay, here's our first Annual contest!

The person to come up with Top Ten Reasons Why Thash500 Sucks and makes them awesome as hell, gets to be a guest on our show!


1. he forgot "trash" is spelled with an R
2. he trashed AK calling us a bunch of cheaters
3. he can't tell the difference between a trashy woman and a trash can
(he likes them both)
4. oscar the grouch is his hero
5. he couldn't fight his way out of a trash compactor
6. he trashes people and then scurries back to his trash heap
7. he thought he had a job as a trash man but they were just taking him to
the dump
8. he thinks trash bags were named after him
9. his mom said "lets take out the trash" and he said "don't worry i can let
myself out"
10. the final reason trash500 sucks is....because i actually took the time to
come up with ten trashy reasons why he sucks :cool:

[sooner4life]

1. All of his 145 posts have been crap.
2. His IQ is the equvialent of steemed carrots.
3. He's infected the TAO forums with his stupidity.
4. He gives GL a bad name.
5. The day he finds his dignity and common sense is the day Bills gives away free gold accounts.
6. He sucks so bad he makes Kirby look like he's breathing normaly.
7. Looking at his sig, how can he flawless someone when his rating is 750.
8. He makes noobs look smart.
9. Thash500 < Tao's noob population
10. Wouldn't be surprised if he's forced to take therapy.

[allstarGL]

damn dominion those are pretty damn funny.


-sooner bills gave me a free gold account for the home page screeny so thats not quite true ;)

[Lonely Tylenol]

1: He's a cyberer. When I first met him, he was trying to cyber with someone.
2: He's a compulsive liar. An hour after I first met him, he lied about losing to me, proclaiming his victory in the lobby.
3: He's a terrible fighter. I lost 3 units, and I was still pretty newbish then. :cool: Know how easy it is to lose a Pyro, Witch, and Assassin?
4: He's a spammer. In the forums and in the lobby, he floods pointless, inane, and unproductive messages to the TAO community.
5: His manners are deplorable. You couldn't gather a thimble of respect out of him if you turned him upside-down and squeezed him.
6: He doesn't know when to give up. AK's one of the best clans on GL, and he still tries to go around talking about how we're a bunch of noob cheating cybering baby-killing Nazi Klansmen. Even though there's no substance to his claims.
7: He has nothing better to do with his life but to spend 17 hours of the day mouthing off about people he doesn't like over a game.
8: He misspelled both "trash" and "thrash" in one word.
9: He's evoked the wrath of LonelyTylenol. Always a stupid mistake.
10: He's a bona-fide noob. Enough said!

What prize do I win again?

[dominion138]

damn dominion those are pretty damn funny.


-sooner bills gave me a free gold account for the home page screeny so thats not quite true ;)

thanks allstar :bigsmile:

[2xfire]

1. he forgot "trash" is spelled with an R
2. he trashed AK calling us a bunch of cheaters
3. he can't tell the difference between a trashy woman and a trash can
(he likes them both)
4. oscar the grouch is his hero
5. he couldn't fight his way out of a trash compactor
6. he trashes people and then scurries back to his trash heap
7. he thought he had a job as a trash man but they were just taking him to
the dump
8. he thinks trash bags were named after him
9. his mom said "lets take out the trash" and he said "don't worry i can let
myself out"
10. the final reason trash500 sucks is....because i actually took the time to
come up with ten trashy reasons why he sucks :cool:


LMAO!!!

[†Lancer†]

He calls himself the legend killer....When all he can beat is noobs. ( Me being one at the time of him 'pwning' me...When he won by a f***ing 5hp scout cause of his bloody blocks. Enough said, Thash500. I'm through with you. You call yourself a legend killer. Go bother Legends Server instead :cool:

[Spit_101]

I don't find this funny. All pretenders to MY show need to stop.For once, I agree with you.

And Thash, do you realize that Juggernaut it probably the only accomplishment worthy of applause? None of these are legends:Xav, Easy chick, ViperX, Juggernaut, Vad, BloodHoundz, Lancer Knight.

Get your facts straight.

[2xfire]

For once, I agree with you.

And Thash, do you realize that Juggernaut it probably the only accomplishment worthy of applause? None of these are legends:Xav, Easy chick, ViperX, Juggernaut, Vad, BloodHoundz, Lancer Knight.

Get your facts straight.

word... i would rep u but im all out for today :(

[PhyreFox]

1: He's a cyberer. When I first met him, he was trying to cyber with someone.
2: He's a compulsive liar. An hour after I first met him, he lied about losing to me, proclaiming his victory in the lobby.
3: He's a terrible fighter. I lost 3 units, and I was still pretty newbish then. :cool: Know how easy it is to lose a Pyro, Witch, and Assassin?
4: He's a spammer. In the forums and in the lobby, he floods pointless, inane, and unproductive messages to the TAO community.
5: His manners are deplorable. You couldn't gather a thimble of respect out of him if you turned him upside-down and squeezed him.
6: He doesn't know when to give up. AK's one of the best clans on GL, and he still tries to go around talking about how we're a bunch of noob cheating cybering baby-killing Nazi Klansmen. Even though there's no substance to his claims.
7: He has nothing better to do with his life but to spend 17 hours of the day mouthing off about people he doesn't like over a game.
8: He misspelled both "trash" and "thrash" in one word.
9: He's evoked the wrath of LonelyTylenol. Always a stupid mistake.
10: He's a bona-fide noob. Enough said!

What prize do I win again?


nice

[choplocker-17]

I thought u could actually watch shows instead of reading words.

[savanna]

the cheats show is still the best, but this should be fun.

[The Cheat]

the cheats show is still the best, but this should be fun.


My show=fun

All other shows here at TAO=crap.


Nuff said.

[2xfire]

your 100% right cheat, but they just want to have some fun.........

[Shiny Flors]

Cheat you should be honored so many people are doing a spinoff from your show. It means people thought it was a good idea. Spinoffs happen all the time. Just look how reality shows have come to TV and how many spinoffs of spinoffs there are now.

[Spit_101]

My show=fun

All other shows here at TAO=crap.


Nuff said.Don't boost your ego because others try to make a thread like yours.

[Auriadizo]

Okay, due to unavoidable circumstances, The "Let's Bash the Thash" Show!, Starring Swartzstrom and Auriadizo has been suspended for an extremely long time. But we're back now, and ready to continue programming!

The name of the show has been changed from The "Let's Bash the Thash!" Show, to "The Swartzstrom and Auriadizo Talk Show!"

From now on, on Mondays, Wedsdays, and Fridays, The Original Black Storm (Swartzstrom) will be hosting the show. And on Tuesdays and Thursdays, The Emperor of the Wartime Age (myself) will be hosting the show. Unfortunately, due to more unavoidable circumstances, the show is to be moved to 6:00 Atlantic time. Now, if you don't mind, we're going to have a special guest star; Swartzstrom! He's seemed to have undergone a few personality changes since we've last seen him active on our Forums, and a few questions are necessary.

Okay. :Turns chair towards Swartz:

4 Questions.

What has happened in your semi-absence?
What d'you hope to accomplish by coming back to TAO Forums?
What d'you think has happened to the game since it was first created in November of 2003?
What do you like about these Forums?

[tarvos 6]

Thash, the tribe has spoken......... so get the flunk outta here!
^^reality spinoff.....^^

tarvos 6

[Swartzstrom]

Thanks, Auri. Well, guys. I'm back to TAO Forums in full-force...so you can expect to see me around much more. First, I give my apology to each and every person I've insulted in the Forums, whether it would be for a good reason or bad, it was wrong, and hopefully, I never do it again. I give you my very best regards.

Okay, on to the questions.

"Question 1: What has happened in your semi-absence?"

Well, I guess you can say I've undergone some personality changes. I'm more open-minded, I'm less confrontational, quiet, and much shier than I first was. Over my absence, I've been betrayed by personal friends, relationships have ended, I've learned the true value of friendship and trust, family have died, many things that have given me a completely different perspective and outlook on life. I guess you can say that I'm a bit wiser that I was; not the bumbling idiot or fool that the guys of TAO once knew me as. I'm simply hoping that they'll accept the new me.

"Question 2: What d'you hope to accomplish by coming back to TAO Forums?"

Just to have fun reading the posts and giving my contributions to discussions. Hopefully, I'm able to redeem myself in the eyes of particular people (namely Blexican,) and make some new friends. Perhaps bring my reputation to higher levels, but I'm not worried about that. Again, I'm just hoping all the old-school Veterans (and the new-school Veterans,) will accept the new me.

"Question 3: What d'you think has happened to the game since it was first created in November of 2003?"

:thinks for a moment:

...Well, it certainly has declined since I first started playing TAO. Not nearly as much then as it is now, with the release of the Golem Ambusher, Turtles don't really exist anymore. Sure, you can ask a few people for a no-GA game here and there, but all in all, the unit does exist.

I cannot blame the downfall completely on the Golem Ambusher, however. New guys to the game are also to blame. They fall in with the wrong crowd, which contributes to them morphing from newbies to noobs. If there were a clan full of Veterans who can run them in the right direction, this wouldn't be so much of a problem. A clan like this doesn't currently exist, to my knowlege, so it would be nice if it were organized. But since I cannot get a Gold Account, due to my father not trusting PayPal, I cannot do it myself. It's a lost cause, you could say, perhaps.

"Question 4: What do you like about these Forums?"

Absolutely everything. From the stupid flamers to the intelligent posters, I love every bit about these Forums. At City of Gamers, Digital Jedi envies us because of our excellent selection of Smilies, and I especially love this one :rtfm: . I tried migrating to Dark Throne Forums after my IP Address was banned to post, but I swear that that game has been around longer than this one, and the top poster only has like 2,500 Posts. They don't post frequently enough there. I just didn't like it. I have a few favorite people here, they know who they are, probably. I learn many things posting and reading these Forums, so I love that element of it. There are many other things that I can't think of off the top of my head right now, but if I could, we'd need several posts to fit it all.

Additional Comments: I give special thanks to Realist, Sergiy, Aro23r, and all the other people who've helped get my IP Address unbanned, or attempted it to get unbanned. I give you my very best regards.

I'm up for questions, if any of you have any.

[tarvos 6]

How do you do that smiley? Is it a golds only thing, because I used to be gold, but never sent a "ticket" in. Anyway, this show should be getting better ratings, even though its a little self-righteous, not that there's anything wrong with that.

tarvos 6

[Swartzstrom]

When you post, go to your smilie list at the right side of your screen. A little below that, you should see a yellow link saying 'more' or 'more smilies' or something like that. Click it. A separate window pops up with more smilies.

[Swartzstrom]

Well, good evening, everybody, to another espisode to the Swartzstrom and Auriadizo Talk Show. Today, I happened to be in school (me only being 16,) and I've taken the PSAT today. (Perliminary something...I forgot what SAT stands for, and it's not 'Sat', so can somebody fill me in?) And I observed several difficulties while taking the test. The first of which happens to be the fact that I took the PSAT in the morning, when I'm feeling particularly light-headed and stubborn. Taking tests early in the morning, (8:00 was the exact time,) is not something that I find particularly enlightening. I can barely think, and my comprehension, (since this is what the test is all about,) is at it's lowest of levels in the morning. Nevertheless, I started on the test.

Not very far into the test, several hinderances presented themselves in spades. For one, the test Administrator (her name is Mrs. Hennesey, that sh ould tell you something,) had on flip-flops. Which kept @#$%^&* flip-flopping as she walked. It was only until 10 minutes in (we had 25 minutes on the first section,) when I asked her, she took off her flip-flops and the blasted noise stopped. I wasn't even on question 5 yet. And we had 24 questions on the first section.

Not even 5 seconds after that, another problem presented itself. Some idiot was writing particularly hard, and I could hear the scratching of his/her pencil as though he/she were scratching his/her ass in my ear. I stuffed my shirt into my ears to stop the blasted noise. I got to number 15 and that's when my thinking juices got really flowing.

The Thinking Juices sure as hell didn't flow long, because 4 questions later, time was called. I quickly filled in some bubbles and closed the book. 2nd section. Math. Oh my friggin God holy @#$%! I hate math. I hate it! I can't stand math! ...but it wasn't difficult. Now, I consider myself an excellent linguist, much better at linguistic questions than math. But considering how all the math questions were pretty much common sense questions, I had no problem with it. The only problem with this section is when the Thinking Juices came right back, the @#$%^&* bell for 1st Period rung 3 times. That was annoying. I answered all the questions for 2nd Section with time to spare. So I did some Critical Thinking; mainly about my life and whatnot. Big mistake. Time was called; 5 minute break. I stood up and stretched. When they told us to sit back down, I was too busy thinking to notice anything. They beamed me in the head with a paper ball to make me come back down to earth.

3rd Section. Critical Reading. Nothing particular, simply zoomed through that part in like 5 minutes. Pretty easy.

4th Section. Math. I hate that crap. I got stumped with angles; I couldn't remember whether a Pentagon was supposed to have it's angles add up to 540 or 450. Nothing else, really.

5th Section. Writing Skills. Hell YEAH! This is when I start excelling. Each and every question was so easy to me, it was as though I was back in 1st grade. I zoomed through each and every one of the questions and when I finished, I had 15 minutes to spare on sleeping. So I slept. And the end of the test came.

Does our limited audience have any accounts of them taking the SAT or PSAT that is worth mentioning, or does our younger viewers have any questions about the SAT or PSAT?

[speaker4thedead]

*whispers, ill give you a cookie each for letting me on your show for a night* :rolleyes:

[The Cheat]

My show is still better.

[finalfantasyt]

My show=fun

All other shows here at TAO=crap.


Nuff said.
Ah, but there was one talk show that was before your show...though it's creator was killed on the first page, and it was then hijacked.

[The Cheat]

Ah, but there was one talk show that was before your show...though it's creator was killed on the first page, and it was then hijacked.


Really what was it? I bet mine was still better. :bigsmile:

[Auriadizo]

Well, good evening, TAO comrades-in-arms. Another episode of "The Swartzstrom and Auriadizo Show" is again underway.

Today, I saw a demon from my past that I hoped much to forget long ago: my first girlfriend. She apparently goes to my school now. I've heard that she's been talking shit about me to her friends, demeaning my reputation and attempting to put my self-esteem lower than it already is. I'm planning to have words with her tomorrow, to try and make her cease her insults. Violence will not be involved, merely words. If she ceases to halt her crap, I'm going to start insulting her intelligence and making her feel inferior. Revenge is a dish best served cold.

In another case, one of my friend hasn't come to school for the last 4 days. I've been out of contact with him since he stopped coming to school, and I hope to go to his house tomorrow to see what's wrong with him. My teachers and friends have been asking about him, so I'm hoping to knock some sense into him and make him come back to school, too. I absolutely refuse to let him quit school or just stop coming for no reason.

There is one girl that I particularly have in mind for a relationship. The problem is that she keeps talking about her ex-boyfriend, about how when they broke up, how his ignoring her put her through hell, and whatnot like that. I tell her to talk to him about it, she doesn't do it. I tell her to get over it, she gets pissed off at me and stops talking to me. I tell her to talk to her parents, I get the usual "They won't understand," bullcrap. I don't understand how her mind works. Anyways, while she was talking to me, unloading her feelings on me, then she dropped the L bomb. She said "I was in love with him, then we broke up and he's been ignoring me since." I went, "Tuh," inadvertanly, and she got pissed at me, bugging me to tell her what's on my mind. When I told her that I don't believe in love and why I don't believe in love, she said that God would come to me and make me believe in love. When I said 'yeah right' and frowned, she said 'What? You don't believe in God or something?" and busted out laughing. When she stopped laughing at the glare I was giving her, she said, "How can you not believe in God?" When I answered her, she got all pissy and stopped talking to me. She can't understand anything; how I can hang out with gay and bi people and be comfortable around them; how I can sit around in school and pass and not care about what other people think about me; how I detach myself from people to avoid certain things; how I can completely ignore anybody for any reason; how I don't trust anybody...it's almost as if she can't understand me at all. About the only thing she notices about me that's correct is the fact that I like to help people and that I enjoy helping people. I don't know what to do. Should I just move on and find another girl, or try to explain to her the way I think and feel about things?

[The Cheat]

Well, good evening, TAO comrades-in-arms. Another episode of "The Swartzstrom and Auriadizo Show" is again underway.

Today, I saw a demon from my past that I hoped much to forget long ago: my first girlfriend. She apparently goes to my school now. I've heard that she's been talking shit about me to her friends, demeaning my reputation and attempting to put my self-esteem lower than it already is. I'm planning to have words with her tomorrow, to try and make her cease her insults. Violence will not be involved, merely words. If she ceases to halt her crap, I'm going to start insulting her intelligence and making her feel inferior. Revenge is a dish best served cold.

In another case, one of my friend hasn't come to school for the last 4 days. I've been out of contact with him since he stopped coming to school, and I hope to go to his house tomorrow to see what's wrong with him. My teachers and friends have been asking about him, so I'm hoping to knock some sense into him and make him come back to school, too. I absolutely refuse to let him quit school or just stop coming for no reason.

There is one girl that I particularly have in mind for a relationship. The problem is that she keeps talking about her ex-boyfriend, about how when they broke up, how his ignoring her put her through hell, and whatnot like that. I tell her to talk to him about it, she doesn't do it. I tell her to get over it, she gets pissed off at me and stops talking to me. I tell her to talk to her parents, I get the usual "They won't understand," bullcrap. I don't understand how her mind works. Anyways, while she was talking to me, unloading her feelings on me, then she dropped the L bomb. She said "I was in love with him, then we broke up and he's been ignoring me since." I went, "Tuh," inadvertanly, and she got pissed at me, bugging me to tell her what's on my mind. When I told her that I don't believe in love and why I don't believe in love, she said that God would come to me and make me believe in love. When I said 'yeah right' and frowned, she said 'What? You don't believe in God or something?" and busted out laughing. When she stopped laughing at the glare I was giving her, she said, "How can you not believe in God?" When I answered her, she got all pissy and stopped talking to me. She can't understand anything; how I can hang out with gay and bi people and be comfortable around them; how I can sit around in school and pass and not care about what other people think about me; how I detach myself from people to avoid certain things; how I can completely ignore anybody for any reason; how I don't trust anybody...it's almost as if she can't understand me at all. About the only thing she notices about me that's correct is the fact that I like to help people and that I enjoy helping people. I don't know what to do. Should I just move on and find another girl, or try to explain to her the way I think and feel about things?


This is more like a blog then a "show"

[Thash500]

Hey guys. Long time no see.
Been a couple of weeks now. Busy with schoolworks and stuff.
Just visiting the forum for today.

This show sucks. It is still worse than mine, which is the best.:cool:

[Kyir]

Hey guys. Long time no see.
Been a couple of weeks now. Busy with schoolworks and stuff.
Just visiting the forum for today.

This show sucks. It is still worse than mine, which is the best.:cool:
http://www.tacticsarena.com/forum/showthread.php?t=20658&highlight=noobs+flash

[Thash500]

Oh my god, Kyir. What is wrong with you??
That was so funny.:cool:

[russian]

This is more like a blog then a "show"

Agreed. This is not a show, just verbose ramblings.

[Swartzstrom]

Agreed. This is not a show, just verbose ramblings.

I don't have much time to do the show anymore: For one, I'm too occupied to think up conversations between myself and random personalities. For two: I've been ridiculously tired these past months, and I'm trying to catch up on my sleep; which means not thinking. For three; a friend of mine missed 7 days of school because he got a new video game, so I'm trying to get the time to find out where he lives, go over his house, and knock some sense into him.

[sooner4life]

a friend of mine missed 7 days of school because he got a new video game.
I'm gonna laugh so hard if the game is We Love Katamari.

[The Fairplay]

Good afternoon, TAO Family, welcome to the revised version of the "Let's Bash the Thash Show," which has been changed to the "Swartzstrom and Auriadizo Show!". We talk about the little things in life which do or have effected us, or we've gone through or are going through. It's all about life, basically. Let's try to keep each day going on the current topic, and if we find a really good topic, we might spend a few days on the subject. According to the TAO Phonebook...

Swartzstrom (http://www.tacticsarena.com/forum/member.php?u=4843) (05/27/2004): Prone to unpredictable moments of instability, Swartz has mysterious mind-bending powers of deduction, and has been secretly plotting the dominion of Neptune from his basement.

And since Auriadizo doesn't have a TAO Phonebook Profile, I'm thinking that I'll try and do one.

Auriadizo (http://www.tacticsarena.com/forum/member.php?u=8254) (12/17/2004): Auriadizo is Swartzstrom's alter-ego. Always calm and collected, Auriadizo is about the only person besides Jeffery who can keep Swartz in check. However, like Swartz, Auriadizo has been secretly plotting the domination of Neptune from his basement.

From now on, on Mondays, Wedsdays, and Fridays, The Original Black Storm (myself) will be hosting the show. And on Tuesdays and Thursdays, The Emperor of the Wartime Age (Auriadizo) will be hosting the show. Unfortunately, due to more unavoidable circumstances, the show is to be moved to 6:00 Atlantic time.

Have a nice day, and enjoy the new show!


remember when u wanted everyone to feel sorry 4 u so u acted like auridizio wuz ur brother and said u were gunna kill urself lol haha

[Swartzstrom]

remember when u wanted everyone to feel sorry 4 u so u acted like auridizio wuz ur brother

Yup.

and said u were gunna kill urself

Nope. When did I say that I was going to kill myself?

[The Fairplay]

Yup.



Nope. When did I say that I was going to kill myself?


i dunno it doesnt matter thats sad that u would go tha far to get soem forums to feel bad for u lol haha

[20 Point]

remember when u wanted everyone to feel sorry 4 u so u acted like auridizio wuz ur brother and said u were gunna kill urself lol haha

Put that in your psychoanalysis wankster.

[Swartzstrom]

i dunno it doesnt matter thats sad that u would go tha far to get soem forums to feel bad for u lol haha

That is sad, isn't it? Well, that's apart of the old me. It's in my past, and I'm done with it. I couldn't really care less what you people think about me, now. I don't need people to feel bad for me, because I'm more secure of myself now. Past/Present/Future.

That was my Past.

This is my Present.

Which shall give way to my Future.

[The Fairplay]

That is sad, isn't it? Well, that's apart of the old me. It's in my past, and I'm done with it. I couldn't really care less what you people think about me, now. I don't need people to feel bad for me, because I'm more secure of myself now. Past/Present/Future.

That was my Past.

This is my Present.

Which shall give way to my Future.

who cares u still still did it

[Swartzstrom]

who cares u still still did it

I know. I do not deny that I did it. But it is in the past. Why dwell on the past? It's already been done. Let us focus on the present, and create the path for our future.

[Office_Shredder]

Why dwell on the past?

Because otherwise he has to acknowledge that he's pissing away his life trying to raise his self esteem through anonymous bashing on internet forums

[Swartzstrom]

Because otherwise he has to acknowledge that he's pissing away his life trying to raise his self esteem through anonymous bashing on internet forums

I acknowlege the past, I do not dwell upon it. I've come to peace with myself, so I need not the opinions of people I've yet to meet in person, I merely seek to make friends with online personalities, that is all. I have friends on person, and I cherish them dearly; I'd trade them and the events that has happened in my past for absolutely nothing in the world. These events help me come to terms with myself, and I'm glad that they've happened.

[Jeffery]

What, you still think we haven't met?

haven;t you noticed that car that drives by one time to many? That guy that you SWEAR you've seen before, but can;t quite picture it? The shadow out of the corner of your eye, of someone always stepping around a corner right before you'd see them......

[Swartzstrom]

What, you still think we haven't met?

haven;t you noticed that car that drives by one time to many? That guy that you SWEAR you've seen before, but can;t quite picture it? The shadow out of the corner of your eye, of someone always stepping around a corner right before you'd see them......

Uh...no. :confused:

[The Fairplay]

What, you still think we haven't met?

haven;t you noticed that car that drives by one time to many? That guy that you SWEAR you've seen before, but can;t quite picture it? The shadow out of the corner of your eye, of someone always stepping around a corner right before you'd see them......


ur a loser

[Swartzstrom]

ur a loser

Hey look! You're banned!

ROFLMFAO

[Swartzstrom]

(The Swartzstrom Show is now called "The Swartzstrom's Sense of Humour show".)

Good evening, TAO Community. Due to unavoidable circumstances, Auriadizo has been put out of commission for a while, so I'll be hosting sporadic shows from now on. Let us please have a moment of silence...

*waits 1/2 a second*

Okay. Me and my kids went to Disney Land this weekend. This is a big event for me. You know, I go to school 7 hours a day, stay on TAO 13 more hours, sleep for half an hour, raise the kids for 20 minutes, then go back to school. Okay, so I went to Disney Land. We're having fun messing with the rides and watching my kids have fun. Apparently, I was mistaken for Dave Chappelle. I was walking around with my kids, and some fool comes up here and goes, "HEY, HEY! Rick James, b#$%^!" I'm like, "Who the heck d'you think you are? Calling me a b@#$% in front of my kids like you know me like that!? What the hell is this, Chappelle's show?"

Two seconds later...he slaps me and goes, "Hahahaha, COOOOLD BLOOOODEEED!" Then I go, "What the F@#$ is wrong with you, @$$hole!? I'm gonna whoop your #$%!"

I punched him in the jaw and go, "UNITYYYYYYYYY! How's about them apples b@#$%!?"

He advanced on me, and I go, "You want some more?" Then I take a bat and hit him with the hardest blow in the nuts that I could muster, and go "COOOOOOLD BLOOOODED UNITYYYYYYYY MUTHA F@#$%^!!!"

Then Mickey Mouse comes around and goes, "Rick James b@#$%!" in my ear, with his little squeaky #$% voice. I go BOW! and knock the crap out of him. Everybody was like "OH MY GOD! MICKEY MOUSE IS MEXICAN!"

And we got kicked out.

After that little fiasco, we go back home. A week later, I come home from work, the kids are at school, and my wife is at work, and I see some some b@#$% a@# mutha f@#$% robbing my place. I walked around behind him and clear my throat. He turns around and...

...surprise, surprise.

It's the same son of a b@#$% who goes, "Rick James, b@#$%!" Then I go, "You're in my house, now. I get to have fun with you." I beat the living snot out of him and threw him out the second floor window. Come to find out, that son of a b@#$% was hired by Rick James himself to come and f#$% with me. After I whoop his boys @#$, I go find Rick James. There's that son of a b#$%^ sitting in his room, calling me darkness. "DARKNESS!" I go, "I'm brown, imbecile." Then he goes, "BROWNESS!" So I get up and whoop his @#$. Kicked him right into his TV. Shocked the Jerry Curl out of him, I tell you what. Then I set his hair on fire.

That was chaos, I tell you what, very annoying.

[Thash500]

Okay, this show is crap.
No viewers and low ratings.

Scale of 1 to 10 on viewers and ratings:
Viewers: 2
Rating: 1

A show hosted by someone who needs to spend his time wisely and not type a bunch of things no one cares about but himself.:cool:

[TurtleKaze]

viewers: 3
rating: -10