Netjak.com

[Jeffery]

Back back?

[Hatchet Warrior]

no, I was just saying that for the fun of it. Actually, alter ego is gone now.

[Jonspen]

Oh, shame.

[KittysKlawz]

Hey guys, my name's Kitty and my username is KittysKlawz. My stats are above 1000 usually (but my be a little less cuz I'm trying to get used to goldies and the units). I'd like to join the netjak.com clan, and just want to get my name out there..

[Jonspen]

What server do you play on?

Go to the new netjak site (http://www.netjak-tao.com) to see which leaders lead where. And consult them.

[KittysKlawz]

I'm always on the Great Lakes server. I'll talk to the leaders when I get a chance

[Jeffery]

So, what is the rest of netjak getting me for christmas?

[WaCk-HeAd]

Just name your favorite car.

[Jeffery]

http://www.moller.com/skycar/

[WaCk-HeAd]

Will be delivered to your house within 14 hours.

Merry Christmas.

[Bottle]

Send us a pic of it with you inside when you get it, Jeff. ;)

[WaCk-HeAd]

So where have you been lately, mister!

Come to banff.. we'll play grey on grey. Christmas Smistmas, TAO comes first!

[Bottle]

Well, I actually have to go. I saw you there, but you were in-game. So we'll have to postpone it for a while.

You can play my grey if you like. It has gold units.

[WaCk-HeAd]

Excuses Excuses!

I'll come on banff more looking for you :)

[Bottle]

You didn't read my last post PROPERLY, did you? ;)

[WaCk-HeAd]

You had to go, but I could play your grey?

I didn't really understand.. so I just went with the "I have to go" part :)

[Bottle]

*gives up on subtlety*

Try highlighting my post.

I'm online right now if you want a game.

[bludhoundz]

Heheh. Glad to see nomar back for a bit :p .

I was in Ohio for Christmas, and we got a power outage :mad:
Therefore, I went to a hotel. I went to bed early Christmas morning, and woke up later...in a hotel. Now thats an experience..

[Jeffery]

You were in Columbus and you didn't tell me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bastard.

[Office_Shredder]

*gives up on subtlety*

Try highlighting my post.

I'm online right now if you want a game.

It's only obvious your post should be highlighted if you put the black words on a new line ;)

[Bottle]

Or if someone tries to quote me. :)

[Jeffery]

Or if anyone reads any of your posts.

[Jonspen]

Or if anyone cares.

[Hatchet Warrior]

I agree with all three of you. Nice av. Jonspen.

[Jonspen]

Hehe thanks.

Cant remember where I got it from now.

o.O

[bludhoundz]

You were in Columbus and you didn't tell me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bastard.
I forgot to post that I was going to Ohio for 5 days over Christmas break. Sorry Jeff.

[WaCk-HeAd]

Nice av. Jonspen.

No it is not, you big noob.

[Jonspen]

Thanks for the compliment.

[WaCk-HeAd]

You know I love ya.

But seriously, your avatar blows dude.

[Hugh Junit]

You know I love ya.

But seriously, your avatar blows dude.

I gotta disagree with ya, Wack.
Jon's avatar is probably the best I've seen. I laughed out loud the first time I saw it. :cool:

[Office_Shredder]

then you suck too hugh :p

[Hugh Junit]

then you suck too hugh :p

* staring at Shredder's banner *

Does anyone have an aspirin? My head is f***ing killing me. :)

[Poop Slinger]

*throws Hugh Two Greatful Dead Cd's and Pink Floyd Flavored Aspirin*

That should help ya a little bit. Its not as bad as the first days of the new vb 3.0 forums.. but a damn close second.

Jonspen.. as I have said your avatar is the best I've seen in awhile. I think it needs to be added on the Si forums.

[Hugh Junit]

*throws Hugh Two Greatful Dead Cd's and Pink Floyd Flavored Aspirin*

Far out, mel. :cool:

[Office_Shredder]

you're just jealous of my mad crazy banner ;)

[Cavour]

Your banner makes my eyes bleed. :(

[WaCk-HeAd]

Oh Come ooonnnn Hugh, what are you talking about?!

Lay off the beer for a while man, you're not yourselve.

[Jonspen]

*throws Hugh Two Greatful Dead Cd's and Pink Floyd Flavored Aspirin*

That should help ya a little bit. Its not as bad as the first days of the new vb 3.0 forums.. but a damn close second.

Jonspen.. as I have said your avatar is the best I've seen in awhile. I think it needs to be added on the Si forums.

NO NO NO NO NO!

It freakin' represents me in everyway! Im individual! No!

[Hugh Junit]

Oh Come ooonnnn Hugh, what are you talking about?!

Lay off the beer for a while man, you're not yourselve.


You obviously don't know funny when you see it, WaCk. Let me help you out.
Next time you're naked, take a look in the mirror.
THAT should be funny. :D

[Jeffery]

Or sad.

[Twelve]

Yo whassup Netjak. Just droppin' in. From a library. Dang, I must love you guys. Hope you all had a great Christmas and make sure to have a great New Year.

NETJAK FOR LIFE

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[Jonspen]

12!

Awesome!

Glad to see you still care....Thanks for poppin' in!

Merry Christmas to you too, and have a good new year.

Peace dude, Netjak 4 life! *Does cool hand shake thingy*

[Bottle]

Yeah, thanks for poopin', 12.

*snickers*

Seriously, how was your christmas?

[Jonspen]

Oh be quiet you.

[Bottle]

Ok.

Whoops! Sorry. :o ;)

[Jonspen]

Yea, show alittle respect for the man!

[Jeffery]

So, you still stuck in Arizona 12?

[Twelve]

Still? Haha. Just got here...still fighting jetlag to be honest. Looking for jobs at the moment in many fields, levels, and locations.

I had a great Christmas...my first REAL Christmas in 4 years to be honest.

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[cobblercat]

Hi im cobblercat.
Im from bandff and i would like to join. I asked Jeffery if i could he told me to post.

[Jonspen]

Still? Haha. Just got here...still fighting jetlag to be honest. Looking for jobs at the moment in many fields, levels, and locations.

I had a great Christmas...my first REAL Christmas in 4 years to be honest.

12

Oh thank god.

Well have a nice life dude, like I Said, you wont be forgotten. :cool:

[Jeffery]

Hi im cobblercat.
Im from bandff and i would like to join. I asked Jeffery if i could he told me to post.
I told him to ask Frylock or Search66 when he sees him. He's an 1100, and somewhat handy with the grey units.

[Jonspen]

"Somewhat Handy"

We're specialists, we need more than handymen!

[Jeffery]

No, we take handymen and hone them into specialists.

[psychofireman]

Still? Haha. Just got here...still fighting jetlag to be honest. Looking for jobs at the moment in many fields, levels, and locations.

I had a great Christmas...my first REAL Christmas in 4 years to be honest.

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hey 12 i know an awsome job up here in oregon, you can sit all night and play tao and you get a nice paycheck

[Jeffery]

Still? Haha. Just got here...still fighting jetlag to be honest. Looking for jobs at the moment in many fields, levels, and locations.

I had a great Christmas...my first REAL Christmas in 4 years to be honest.

12
Go to Nevada and work as a Vegas Showgirl........

[WlfBane]

Hey all,

It's been a while eh? I'm more here to try and talk to Twelve, the git doesn't seem to want to reply to my texts or appear online when I am :p

Hope everyone is ok and all (everyone who still wants to talk to me after I keep ripping your clan because it's not the sort of clan/squad that I'm used to) and your Christmas times were good.

Mine was appalling lolz. A lost family member, redundancy and other foul and nasty things in the last week have spoiled mine.

Also whats happened to Netjak? I jumped on Legends today to keep my account going to see a bunch of people I've never heard of before bitching Frylock, some other Netjak guys and Bottle.

You guys lost your footing in Legends?

[Jeffery]

Nah, they bitch because Netjak is kicking their ass on Legends..

BTW, 12 has left us. He moved out of country back to the US, and is busy getting life going for his family. He pops into the forums every once in a great while, but far and fewer than any of us would like.

[WlfBane]

Yeah I know he left - I've got his mob number and such like. Didn't realise he shifted to the US, thought he was still in Sweden/Switzerland (begins with an S) Hmm...

Well chaosdragonz and The_Black_Knight are the 2 dudes you wanna ask about. I was quite shocked to see all the smack coming from those dudes :/

[Twelve]

but far and fewer than any of us would like.

Far fewer than I like too, buddy. :)

I'm currently using a library computer to look up jobs and see what I'm qualified for (and seeing some dreams of mine crash right before my eyes...what a discouraging process) and I have a chance to stop in. I know, it's rather bootleg compared to how often I used to be here, but...I can only do what I can in my current situation.

Wolf, my man, 2 things: as of this date, Legends belongs to netjak in terms of presence, rankings, domination, and skill. That naturally breeds much hate. But you know, we're used to it.

The second thing is, I changed my cell number and you KNOW my email address, don't you? If not, I'll pm it to you so we can keep in touch. Dude, how did you not know that I was going back to America? I told you over and over...seems like you forgot. Anyways, check your pm, bro.

Out.

12

Edit: Oh, and psych? Can you imagine you and I working in the same department? lol...but who knows, I may take you up on your offer...hahaha

[Hugh Junit]

Gotta give a shout to Twelve. Good to hear from ya, amigo. Best of luck with the job hunt and everything else. You are definately missed.

Howdy to you too, bane. It's been a while.

[Hatchet Warrior]

Good to hear from ya Twelve.
Hugh thanks for the beers and do you like my siggy? :cool:

[psychofireman]

that would definately be awsome 12

[Hugh Junit]

Good to hear from ya Twelve.
Hugh thanks for the beers and do you like my siggy? :cool:


Definately, Hatchet. It rocks.
Just remember to give those beers back.........unless you plan on drinking them. It is the new year, after all.
Party on, dude.:cool:

[Jonspen]

Slip your ole' minor friend a few will ya?

[old_man_killer]

*takes beer out of Jon's hand* None for you little buddy. But in honor of the all too rare visit by Twelve, I will drink it!

[bludhoundz]

Well chaosdragonz and The_Black_Knight are the 2 dudes you wanna ask about. I was quite shocked to see all the smack coming from those dudes :/

Well, I hear that The Black Knight cheats, and Chaosdragonz isn't good really. He said he was the shiznit and I beat him with 7 pieces left
;)

So those guys talking trash means shit.

[Hugh Junit]

Well, I hear that The Black Knight cheats, and Chaosdragonz isn't good really. He said he was the shiznit and I beat him with 7 pieces left
;)

So those guys talking trash means shit.

Thanks for keepin' it real , blud .

* notices everyone staring *

Damn......... never really sounds cool when I say it.

:)

[Jeffery]

So, who here wants to kick in on my latest project?

I have to verify by line item the entier expenditures for the Access Station for 2004.

First, i have to compare the bank statements with the accounting program, and make sure all entries are properly done.

Then i have to verify each and every receipt, making sure the proper check stub/recept statement is attached, and ordered by date.

Then i have to prepare a 4th quarter and a year end financial statement, and deliver a yearly report to the City Council proving the money was properly handled, and saying what we did in 2004.

Whole thing should take me about a week to get the numbers crunched, and recepits verified.

Adrianna, want to help? This would be great practical experience for an accountant.

[Bottle]

see a bunch of people I've never heard of before bitching Bottle.
They're jealous that I don't grace them with my presence. :D

[Office_Shredder]

So, who here wants to kick in on my latest project?

I have to verify by line item the entier expenditures for the Access Station for 2004.

First, i have to compare the bank statements with the accounting program, and make sure all entries are properly done.

Then i have to verify each and every receipt, making sure the proper check stub/recept statement is attached, and ordered by date.

Then i have to prepare a 4th quarter and a year end financial statement, and deliver a yearly report to the City Council proving the money was properly handled, and saying what we did in 2004.

Whole thing should take me about a week to get the numbers crunched, and recepits verified.

Adrianna, want to help? This would be great practical experience for an accountant.

haha! I had to do something like that for my mom's business... it's really not fun...

[Jeffery]

Yes, but then at least you only have the IRS to deal with.

Dealing with a city administratot who thinks its his job to be an ass is pising me off. He keeps it up, and i'll put some coke in his car and call the cops.

[bludhoundz]

Thanks for keepin' it real , blud .

* notices everyone staring *

Damn......... never really sounds cool when I say it.

:)

Actually, it sounds cooler when you say it. Now edit that post and put in a cool smiley for me on new years eve.
:cool:

[Hugh Junit]

Actually, it sounds cooler when you say it. Now edit that post and put in a cool smiley for me on new years eve.
:cool:

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
:cool:

[bludhoundz]

I wonder how the new year is gonna go down on the netjak thread. *hands beers around*
I'm betting drunken.

[Jeffery]

Well let you know when we figure out what happened....

I think someone shaved the ewok. :eek:

[WaCk-HeAd]

Hahaha, I had an awesome night. First they had to pull me from a league game from rantzu, which we're going to play over, thanks Rantzu1. ( Don't look at me like that! I was winning, OF COURSE I didn't go willingly! ) Then we went out to dinner, did some drinking, ( I'm dutch, we can drink legally from 16), went back to my bro and did pretty much the same, then went out to some bar, which rocked, where we continued drinking..

So yeah, My night rocked :)

[Bottle]

My night didn't rock. I finished work at 8, came home, won my home match against transtation and went to bed without drinking A THING.

:(!

[WaCk-HeAd]

My night didn't rock. I finished work at 8, came home, won my home match against transtation and went to bed without drinking A THING.

:(!


:eek: !!! ( I Never use this emoticon unless I'm really shocked)

What happened?!?! Why didn't you celebrate it?!

[Bottle]

I wanted to, but I was just too damn TIRED.

[WaCk-HeAd]

*sweating WaCk*

After an AMAZING turtle vs turtle match with Wayfaerer, WaCk-HeAd is able to get his fourth win in his fourth match. This match was how ALL battles should be :)

Netjak Power!

[aznstrikerboy20]

hmm

[aznstrikerboy20]

y u wanted to go?thats wierd! :confused:

[WaCk-HeAd]

....

Hugh.. get the hose!

[bludhoundz]

Hmmm, using Hugh's full name to your benefit eh WaCk? *chuckle*

[Hugh Junit]

y u wanted to go?thats wierd! :confused:

I notice you've only posted 13 times in 11 months.
Good call.

[Jeffery]

So...

You guys going to watch over these forums for me?

[Hugh Junit]

So...

You guys going to watch over these forums for me?

You probably just need a vacation from these forums, Jeff. I can imagine you're burned out. If you really are leaving TAO, take care. This place may never again see a posting machine of your caliber.
And I'll still be seeing you on the other sites. :cool:

[Bottle]

Jeff is leaving?

*Scrambles to GD to look for goodbye thread*

[Jonspen]

He's probably leaving for my game....

*advertising*

http://208.53.137.165/

Be there or be square.

[roamingstorm]

wow thats sad, the all knowing is leaving *sigh* its not going to be the same anymore, o well i have his aim, and website,

on a seperate note what is the netjak website???

[bludhoundz]

Netjak website is in Jonspen's sig, and happens to be netjak-tao.com.

I can see that Jeff has chosen his 9000th post to leave on. I hope you're not leaving for good Jeff :(

[The Prophet]

Here is the site url

netjak-tao.com NEW WEBSITE! (http://www.tacticsarena.com/clanwebsites/index.php?out=6)

[Jonspen]

He still plays in game.

He also talks on IM.

He is also too busy on other projects (Like my game)

[Amaroth]

Hey, Netjak. Long time no see.

I haven't been on much. I've been popping in the past few days because I had some free time with the holidays. But now I'm off again. I only played one game while I was here, against one of your members. cbsurfinggod. I shanked him good :cool:

Good game, nonetheless.

One last thing, does anyone have Leigh's E-Mail adress? I'd appreciate it if I could have it. Thanks.

Goodluck with raping SI.

[WaCk-HeAd]

Hey Ach, tell blazed to pick up his game, those last 3 or 4 matches were ridiculous ;) (sorry blazed, had to jab at BG)

Anyway.. I don't have Leigh's email.. I just found out she left by the way.. Which I'm not too happy about. Anyway.. Maybe psychofireman has it?

[The Prophet]

For the sake of Leigh's sanity and safety, hopefully he doesn't.

[bludhoundz]

Very hopefully. ;)

And why does SI have to be discriminated against in a netjak thread? :rolleyes:

[WaCk-HeAd]

Because you're all bastards!

EVIL bastards!

[psychofireman]

of ourse i have it but am not authorized to give it out. why don't you pm her and ask for it

[Amaroth]

of ourse i have it but am not authorized to give it out. why don't you pm her and ask for it

That's perfectly understandable. The problem is that she is not responding to PMs since she is absent from the forums. So if you could perhaps ask her permission to give it to me, I would really appreciate it.

Also, Wack. I believe I owe you, Fry, and Doce a game. I'm barely on, but if I am I'll try to find you guys.

[Hugh Junit]

Good to hear from ya, Ach.
These forums could use a little insanity. :cool:

[old_man_killer]

Good to hear from ya, Ach.
These forums could use a little insanity. :cool:

Hey, thats what I was just thinking too! :)

[lildj05]

i dont get why other clans are coming to us(cant a man dream?) and start complainin about what we say on OUR thread. i mean seriously if they make a SI thread they can say wutever they want, they can say phrophet deepthroats,old man is gay, etc but not here. this is where we(SHUT IT)can talk about wutever we want. true or not true? what yall need to do is make ur ow damn thread and bitch n moan all night long on YOU ALL'S thread. so go 'way. ths isnt for recent posts btw. im talking about earlier today

lol jeff u bog for telling phrophet no, and i havent played TAO in a minute im catching up on the postings sorry

[Twelve]

If I'm not here to do it myself, someone BETTER say Happy Birthday clan [netjak.com} on January 17th!!! We're about to be one year old, folks!!!

I had a nice new years in the desert...never did that before. Is it so odd in America to drink straight vodka? The folks I was with seemed to find it to be quite the feat, when in Europe that's really normal.

Now I'm hoping for a killer 2005. Plans are starting to solidify around here and that's GOOD news. I'll keep ya'll informed, of course.

1.GOD
2.WIFE
3.COUNTRY
4. NETJAK


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[Amaroth]

Good to hear from ya, Ach.
These forums could use a little insanity. :cool:

I'll talk to my people. See what they can do.


And BG's birthday is the 13th. We should have a double party at Chucky Cheese.

[lildj05]

dir

[Hugh Junit]

I had a nice new years in the desert...never did that before. Is it so odd in America to drink straight vodka? The folks I was with seemed to find it to be quite the feat, when in Europe that's really normal.

Now I'm hoping for a killer 2005. Plans are starting to solidify around here and that's GOOD news. I'll keep ya'll informed, of course.
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Gotta love it when a plan comes together. Nice to hear things are going well, amigo. We all expect to be kept up to date.

And I can't remember the last time I drank straight vodka. I'm sure I could, but I'm not really a big fan.

[lildj05]

even tho im only 13, im a fiend for alize(i live wit my mom)

[theburning]

If I'm not here to do it myself, someone BETTER say Happy Birthday clan [netjak.com} on January 17th!!! We're about to be one year old, folks!!!

I had a nice new years in the desert...never did that before. Is it so odd in America to drink straight vodka? The folks I was with seemed to find it to be quite the feat, when in Europe that's really normal.

Now I'm hoping for a killer 2005. Plans are starting to solidify around here and that's GOOD news. I'll keep ya'll informed, of course.

1.GOD
2.WIFE
3.COUNTRY
4. NETJAK


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Nice to see everything is going good for you Twelve!

I don't know of too many people who drink vodka straight. I always add some water to it which makes the taste of the vodka disappear pretty much.
When I was younger I had a pretty bad experience with alcohol and ever since I haven't been able to stand the taste.

[Bottle]

Because you're all bastards!

EVIL bastards!
No, that would just be me.

[WaCk-HeAd]

Twelve in the hoouuusseee!

Me being European, I can tell you all. It's not that common to drink straight vodka. Eastern Europe maybe, but not around where I live.

Plus, vodka/wodka w/e is just plain nasty.

[Jonspen]

*sigh*

You old folks, I need to get you all "hip" And "cool" Twelve knows the score.

[lildj05]

*sigh*

You old folks, I need to get you all "hip" And "cool" Twelve knows the score.

Alize rocks and im only 13....i think aliza has vodka in it...

[max2k106]

Alize rocks and im only 13....i think aliza has vodka in it...

ugh, he bothering you guys too? :eek: :mad:

[Hugh Junit]

ugh, he bothering you guys too? :eek: :mad:


Yeah, I keep tripping over him on my way to the refrigerator.

[max2k106]

you should do what Simpson did, invent a portal from where you're sitting into the fridge so you don't have to get up, i already got my own

[lildj05]

max im trying to git into netjak.com and their leader prophet likes me and he says when i git to 1200 i can join so shut up u idiot netjak rules and they like me and ur gay ass kotr sucks so go away this is for netjak.com u bastard. o and high j unit i thought u were on prophets side when he said consider to let me join..?

[Hugh Junit]

max im trying to git into netjak.com and their leader prophet likes me and he says when i git to 1200 i can join so shut up u idiot netjak rules and they like me and ur gay ass kotr sucks so go away this is for netjak.com u bastard. o and high j unit i thought u were on prophets side when he said consider to let me join..?


Jar Jar? Is that you?
Watch the language in here, lildj.
And God only knows how you came up with "high j unit". It truly boggles the mind.

[old_man_killer]

max im trying to git into netjak.com and their leader prophet likes me and he says when i git to 1200 i can join so shut up u idiot netjak rules and they like me and ur gay ass kotr sucks so go away this is for netjak.com u bastard. o and high j unit i thought u were on prophets side when he said consider to let me join..?

lildj05, The Prophet is no longer a leader on GL, I am. (Doce) And the requirement for golds is 1250 not 1200. But then you still have to pass the try out with me. I have to tell you right now, in all honesty, that I am less than impressed with your posts here. :mad:

[WaCk-HeAd]

Let alone on Wolfman's goodbye thread.

I'll rephrase the hints of both OMK and Hugh Junit.
Whether you may join or not.


Hell fucking NO.

[Bottle]

And he said that as soon as he gets into netjak he would declare a netjak war on SI.

If netjak ever invites him, I'm afraid I'll have to say you guys have lost it.

But I doubt that'll ever happen. :)

[WaCk-HeAd]

Wanna bet he would be able to join SI? ;)

[Bottle]

Not on my watch. :)

[Jonspen]

Your watch sucks.

Mine has 24 hours on it.

[Hugh Junit]

Your watch sucks.

Mine has 24 hours on it.


I thought it had a Pokemon on it. :cool:

[max2k106]

i have one of those cool ones from mcdonalds with spongebob on it

[Clacker]

Let alone on Wolfman's goodbye thread.

I'll rephrase the hints of both OMK and Hugh Junit.
Whether you may join or not.


Hell fucking NO.

I have to say that I agree with Wack here. There is NO WAY this guy is getting into netjak.

[Jonspen]

I thought it had a Pokemon on it. :cool:

Those little retarded monsters that can only say their own name?

Sheesh.

[bludhoundz]

If that guy ever got into SI, I would leave :eek: ! So I'm glad that Bottle agrees, that he will never get into SI. :D

Also : Jonspen, your sig says 'bio sexual'. The word is bisexual.

[Jonspen]

Yeeee know toooo much!

So I shall leave ye with a riddle!

I am colored but see through.
Hard but soft.
I am Jelly.
What am I?

[Hugh Junit]

I am colored but see through.
Hard but soft.
I am Jelly.
What am I?


Snork?
Where the hell have you been?

[lildj05]

wow....i thought u guys were my friends....ok fine ill leave u alone....and doce i looked up to u, yet i kouldnt find u on the forums....whatever......






Farewell ;(

[Bottle]

Doce = OMK, you idiot.

[lildj05]

duh u idiot i meant i never found him until now. just shudup while i wallow in sorrow

[Bottle]

u idiot
That's rich coming from you...

[lildj05]

ok thats it ur officially stalking me

[Bottle]

No, I'm just posting in my subscribed threads. There happen to be quite a lot of them, and if you want to ask anyone how quick I am at posting, they'll all tell you the same thing.

[Jonspen]

Snork?
Where the hell have you been?

Im Jelly silly. :cool:

[bludhoundz]

lildj is banned! SCORE! (He spammed the CH KoTR war thread which was necroed to no end).

[Jonspen]

Goooooaaaalllll!

[Bottle]

Boy, he won't like seeing that when his ban finishes.

Ah well. :)

[WaCk-HeAd]

Boy, he won't like seeing that when his ban finishes.

Oh My God. You're right. What on Earth do we do now?!

NOOOOOOOoooooooooooo

We're doomed!! Doomed I tell you!!

*runs around in complete fear*

[Jonspen]

To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all life's problems!

[WaCk-HeAd]

Hugh.. see what your behaviour did?

That boy has been completely obsessed with alcohol lately, all because of your excessive drinking!

I completely agree with Northwind's thread. You should be banned! You Intelligent (even typing it makes me sick) person!

[Jonspen]

Beer cake anyone?

[Bottle]

I do like your siggy wack. That pretty much sums up how the game is at the moment. (The bottom bit, that is.)

[Jonspen]

Is your gold fixed yet?

[devast8]

lildj is banned! SCORE! (He spammed the CH KoTR war thread which was necroed to no end).

Thank god for that, eh? Now the thread should be able to die.

[WaCk-HeAd]

I do like your siggy wack. That pretty much sums up how the game is at the moment. (The bottom bit, that is.)

I know, I'm one hell of an artist.
My league is over by the way.

10 wins and 8 losses. I have my excuses ready for 5 losses

I'll let the losses against you and Rantzu1 slide, because those were fairly good battles, which I will accept my loss :)

[lildj05]

:) im back :)

[WaCk-HeAd]

Yes, we kinda prepared us for your arrival.

It's called the ignore button. It really does work wonders.

Goodbye.

[lildj05]

iggie me if u like, but i see that being an ass gits u banned, so i decided to be like my idol jonspen and make friends with every1!

[Hugh Junit]

Hugh.. see what your behaviour did?
That boy has been completely obsessed with alcohol lately, all because of your excessive drinking!


Dammit.
I get blamed for everything I do. :)

*slowly reaches for beer*

[lildj05]

Rofl!!!!

[lildj05]

hey hugh what happened to the protest? :) :) ?

[Jonspen]

iggie me if u like, but i see that being an ass gits u banned, so i decided to be like my idol jonspen and make friends with every1!

:cool: :cool:

[bludhoundz]

I wonder if its good or bad that jonspen is his idol?

[Jonspen]

Errrr.

Good question?

[Bottle]

I wonder if its good or bad that jonspen is his idol?
Would you want the village idiot having you as his idol?

[Jonspen]

Errrrm.

It seems pretty cool that Im someone's idol though.

[bludhoundz]

I don't mean 'Jonspen, haha, you're his idol!', Bottle. I mean, is Jonspen truly a role model? :p

[Jonspen]

Hell's yea.

[bludhoundz]

Can you guys keep a secret on this thread ? :eek:
(NOT a spam post, but not everyone can know.)

[Jonspen]

Of course I can, fire away.

[bludhoundz]

I can tell YOU on aim, but the rest of netjak might want to know, and I don't have all of your aim/msns.

[Hugh Junit]

I can tell YOU on aim, but the rest of netjak might want to know, and I don't have all of your aim/msns.

I'm all ears, blud.
You do realize that after you post it here, it won't really be a secret.
Right? :)

[CRX687]

Can you guys keep a secret on this thread ? :eek:
(NOT a spam post, but not everyone can know.)


:eek: blud knows a secret?!

please do tell...

[Bottle]

There's such a thing a a PM, blud. PRIVATE message. :)

[The Prophet]

Yes PM this to us

[Majestic]

Or he can always just post it here

[bludhoundz]

PMing it to all of you now. ;)

[The Prophet]

Supposedly Wiggin=DR but don't tell anyone it is a secret. Shhhhhh

[bludhoundz]

;). Thats why I said you have to keep it secret. But I think Bills can check PMs anyway. Not that he will get these :)

[Jonspen]

Dammit, the secret got out!

We must shoot all who know!

[old_man_killer]

Jon, after reading your siggy and looking at your avatar, I have come to the conclusion..................................That you are one disturbed young man. You need a girl friend dude!

[bludhoundz]

Yeah you do. Maybe come to New York, I hear rumors that the girls like those funny english accents ;).

[Jonspen]

I dont have an accent!

Im a northender, so yea, we're slang talkers.

[bludhoundz]

Yes you do! A northern english accent! I have a northeast US accent ;)

[Jonspen]

Where I come from? No.

It's not like on TV shows.

"Greetings old chap, what say you grab a cup of tea, some crumpets and play me in a game of crochae"

[bludhoundz]

I didn't say the WAY you say things, just your accent.

edit : someone neg repped me for the last post I made before this and didn't sign it. wtF!

[Jonspen]

Wasnt me sport, but the fellow who did obviously has no manners.

And my accent? Ahh I see, I dont actually have an accent, it's just you people have strong ones, so it would seem like I have got a strong accent.

[bludhoundz]

No! You have strong accents, so you think that we do!

[Jonspen]

How many Americans come to Britian for holiday?

How many Brit's go to America?

'Nuff said.

[bludhoundz]

I think you just dug your own grave with that question; you proved my point. ;)

[Jonspen]

How many Americans come to Britian for holiday?

How many Brit's go to America?

'Nuff said.

What I ment was.

How many Americans come to Britian? None.

We go to America, which meens your the ones who have the huge accents.

[Amaroth]

I dont have an accent!

Im a northender, so yea, we're slang talkers.

Roight tee feeshe 'sin ta ket-tell. I'ngoin ou ith Shooown.

[Jonspen]

Noo ya talkin', weel get proper pisseed then goo doon toon!

[Amaroth]

N woo goona boot oss sum yankees!

[Hugh Junit]

Ya'll fellers tawk kinda funny. Ain't from 'round here, is ya?

* spits tobaccco *

[bludhoundz]

Where are you from Hugh? I only remember the Kerry sign in the backround of your pics ;)

[Hugh Junit]

Where are you from Hugh? I only remember the Kerry sign in the backround of your pics ;)


I was just messing around about the accent. I'm not Southern.
I live in Washington State, near Seattle.

[Blexican]

Im from tuxus and I where them big gallon hats yee haa :) ok no not really but i am from Texas in a city near dallas (if anyone cared) :rolleyes:

[Jonspen]

N woo goona boot oss sum yankees!

eee aye, then we c'n drinek tillz ee 'ets pised.

[bludhoundz]

Hugh - I didn't think you were. I'm from NY ;).

Spenny - nay ye wee laddee, oiz not gowt en axent!

[Jonspen]

Hugh - I didn't think you were. I'm from NY ;).

Spenny - nay ye wee laddee, oiz not gowt en axent!

an' a got 'n' axent? ya na a need a baff! a smeel!

[bludhoundz]

ye loia! yowa mutha smiels uhf ded rabett! an' ye smiels uhf mietlohph!

[Jonspen]

i u lik 2 eat chez!

so uz smelz lik chez!

[Amaroth]

Cen enya gess weim frum?

[bludhoundz]

From that accent you mean?

[Bottle]

I'd just like to say that whenever I hear a "British" accent from an American on TV, I laugh out loud. Only people who own corgis and a few golf courses have that sort of accent.

[theburning]

I'd just like to say that whenever I hear a "British" accent from an American on TV, I laugh out loud. Only people who own corgis and a few golf courses have that sort of accent.

I remember your British accent !

[Jonspen]

Bottle's on my side here.

We are not always drinking tea and eating crumpets.

[bludhoundz]

I didn't say anything about what you say, when you say it, what you do, etc... But you do have accents!

[psychofireman]

gives best british accent.... wudda say we go out back and smoke a bluddy f@g and get pissed ad smoke another f@g

[Bottle]

I didn't say anything about what you say, when you say it, what you do, etc... But you do have accents!
I never denied it. :cool:

I say, psycho, don't you know what's what, what?

[Hatchet Warrior]

Whats with the weird accents?

[Twelve]

Yeah you do. Maybe come to New York, I hear rumors that the girls like those funny english accents ;).

Is that where you're at?

I'll be heading out to NYC on the 22nd of this month, the way it looks. Things are working out NICELY. My ultimate destination is Ithaca, New York, where things will finally be stabilized. If I ever do get back into the game like before, it won't be before mid-March, that's for sure. I would be surprised if there was another scenario.

Hmmm...and I think I got that "secret" pm via netjak forums. Interesting...

12

[bludhoundz]

Yeah, I live in the city. ;)

And I wasn't the only one there when he was on! But I was the only one who knew who he was :)

[The Prophet]

I have never been to NY. We are planning to visit in the near future.

[Twelve]

Well, I'll be in Staten Island beginning on the 22nd of this month, unless some kind of tragedy happens between then and now.

12

[Amaroth]

Cen enya gess weim frum?

Nunya guessiet.

[Jonspen]

na na na ee dun no.

[nomar]

Well, I'll be in Staten Island beginning on the 22nd of this month, unless some kind of tragedy happens between then and now.

12

Well, i hope you make it there al intact big guy. I've been using your 1twelve2 and .twelve accounts in rev. Hope you like what you see!

[Twelve]

Well, i hope you make it there al intact big guy. I've been using your 1twelve2 and .twelve accounts in rev. Hope you like what you see!


Awesome!!! Now that puts a smile on my face after an annoying forum visit!! Thanx to my brothers, my name will be in the top ten of every server there is!!

*cackles evil laughter of doom*

Oh, and Nomar? Just want you to know that of the two big pitchers from Arizona, we got the better one. :p

12

[Hugh Junit]

My ultimate destination is Ithaca, New York, where things will finally be stabilized.
12

That's great news, boss. I know you've been looking forward to some stability. Sounds like things are working out for you. That's really good to hear.

[Amaroth]

Well, I'll be in Staten Island beginning on the 22nd of this month, unless some kind of tragedy happens between then and now.

12

Welcome to the Weather Channel. Here is the five day forcast for your area:

Monday: Cloudy with showers mid-day. High forties until the evening.

Tuesday: Sunny. Rain expected to move in towards the evening.

Wednsday: High thirties, sunny all day.

Thursday: Apocolyptic hell in the morning. Should reach the high billions towards noon. Then a bit of doom towards the evening.

Friday: Should be a barren waistland kind of shift in the climate. Too catastrophic too go outside, or inside. Slight showers in the evening.

[bludhoundz]

Yup. Thurs and Fri have been hell out here.

[nomar]

Oh, and Nomar? Just want you to know that of the two big pitchers from Arizona, we got the better one. :p
12

Uh....the dude is 41 with a bad back. You guys signed him to a 2 year 36 mil deal. It's going to be great to see his first trip to the DL. 18 mil to an middle-aged man. While we're talking about payroll! your payroll will be well above 200 mil, you have no farm league(more like little league), how do you think you'll fair 2,3 or 4 years down the line???? I think it's going to look like the 80's spankeee's allover again.....in the bottom of the division ;)

How ya like them apples "Boss"???

*stands here waiting for a typical yankee response*

[Hugh Junit]

I think it's going to look like the 80's spankeee's allover again.....in the bottom of the division

That would be a beautiful thing, nomar. The most expensive team in history hanging in the cellar. I'm sure that's hoping for too much. I just want them to continue their 4 year streak of sh***ing the sheets in the clutch.
Sorry, Twelve. :cool:

[nomar]

Just look at there team. I'll start with there outfield.

Starting at left.....Matsui. Good player, but not that great. Center....Bernie. Great career, but he has no knees, is in his mid to late 30's, and almost done. Right...Shef. What a bum he is. Great player, horrible attitude and is almost done with his career. He's old and beat up.

Infield.....3rd, you have A-Rod!!! One of the greatest, right??? The dude is a bum. Had a subpar season for the yanks, then choked royally vs teh sox. SS, the only yank i'd ever want on my team, but he to is getting old. I believe is 32 or 33. 2nd????? nuff' said. 1st!!! HAHAHA LOL!!!!! You have a used and abused steroid freak. Homeboy is getting 20+ mil a year to shoot up the riods and ride the pine!!!!

Starting pitching......Yes you added one of the greatest pitchers ever!!! He's 42 or 41???? Has a bad back, and has never been in a place like New York before. The press and pressure has already made him look like a joke! The rest of the rotation....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH :D :eek:

Bullpen. You have a great bullpen. They picked up a good young guy in F-Rod(i think that's his nick name?), but the rest of the pen is OLD and overworked!!!!!

Your payroll is over 200 mil, and going up each year. You have no minor league. All in all, you doomed!

[WlfBane]

1.GOD
2.WIFE
3.COUNTRY
4. NETJAK


*Cough* You missed 5. Me :p

[Amaroth]

The Sox may have choked more numerously, but that ALL went down the drain after watching the Yankees blow that three game lead.

Time to usher in an age of radness :cool:

[dim]

I can't believe this mess :mad:
All the trouble I have gone through to find a way to get back into the forums and everybody acts like the game is baseball and being played in England none the less. What is up with us bloody colonists don't we know anything at all. Futbol is the only real sport. LOL

Well just saying hi and hoping I will be back on soon.

[lildj05]

im really sorry guys but i have to git off subject here: nomar u said that u would talk to crx for me about gitting into netjak on gl. he said that he was not informed by you to let e in, and that u had a discussion with him earlier.

wdf is going on im confused, do u want me in or not nomar?

[Hugh Junit]

Well just saying hi and hoping I will be back on soon.

Where the hell have you been, dim? Did you get put on computer restriction, or did you actually go off to that school you were talking about?

[lildj05]

man im tired guys.. im going to sleep

Edit: sorry about the useless post, but this thread was getting useless. so how about we think up a new topic, or let this thread die (this is the new, more sophisticated Dj. i threw out my bad attitude with my grey name. get used to it, and like Luda said, Read it and weep)

[Hugh Junit]

this thread was getting useless. so how about we think up a new topic, or let this thread die

I know my memory isn't what it used to be.....but....will SOMEONE please tell me who the f*** this guy is?
This thread was created by Twelve. It's one of the most popular threads on the forums, and it's for netjak members and netjak friends. You don't fall under either of those categories.
Go make an ass of yourself in another thread.

[psychofireman]

well do i fit in as the friends part?

[Jonspen]

No. Go away you!

You fall under *Clingons*

[Bottle]

Well, who does fall under "friends" then?

*Hope fervently he's in aforementioned list*

Oh and Jon, it's spelt "Klingons".

[Jonspen]

You fall under "Spelling and grammar nerd"

Let's see you correct that!!

:cool:

[bludhoundz]

You shouldn't have capitalized 'spelling'. It wasn't the start of a sentence :p

[The Prophet]

Well, who does fall under "friends" then?

Not you.

[Jonspen]

You shouldn't have capitalized 'spelling'. It wasn't the start of a sentence :p

Alittle thing called speech marks. When you start speech, it's a new sentence.

For example.

"I like Cheese!" "Gee so do I" "You do?" "Hellz yea" "Want a lollipop?" "Hellz yea" "THEN BUY ONE!"

[Office_Shredder]

Nope..... because your quotes weren't marking someone saying something, they were setting off a clause for special identification.

For example:

You're what we call a "super nerd"

doesn't require a capitalized s.

[Jonspen]

Gee, thanks for making me look bad....:D

[Bottle]

Not you.
I expect nothing else from you Prophet. But then I don't count you as a core NJer. That goes to 12, Hugh, search, OMK, Fry (kinda) etc. Those are the people I want to talk to here, not you.

[The Prophet]

I expect nothing else from you Prophet. But then I don't count you as a core NJer. That goes to 12, Hugh, search, OMK, Fry (kinda) etc. Those are the people I want to talk to here, not you.

Shut it. Everyone of those came on here and backed me up. I left your thread now leave ours.

[Bottle]

I'll wait for everyone else to tell me to get out, thank you very much. You see, unlike you on our thread, I have friends here, whether you like it or not.

Having said that, let's not ruin ANOTHER perfectly good thread with this argument. If you feel that strongly, go get 12, Hugh, search, OMK or Fry to PM me and tell me not to post here any more. I will then unsubscribe to the thread.

[The Prophet]

But then I don't count you as a core NJer.Those are the people I want to talk to here, not you.

Stay if you may but kept your comments to yourself.

[Bottle]

Well, who does fall under "friends" then?
Not you.
And then...
Stay if you may but kept your comments to yourself.
I believe you started it.

That's my last word on the subject.

[The Prophet]

And then...

I believe you started it.

That's my last word on the subject.

Good, bye bye.

[Bottle]

Gee, thanks for making me look bad....:D
Well, it's so easy :D

[Jonspen]

I expect nothing else from you Prophet. But then I don't count you as a core NJer. That goes to 12, Hugh, search, OMK, Fry (kinda) etc. Those are the people I want to talk to here, not you.

Thanks for missing me out. :cool:

Well, it's so easy

I'll wait for everyone else to tell me to get out, thank you very much.

Dare I say more?

Get lost hippy.

:cool:

[dim]

Ahh come on guys ya'll leave bootsie alone.
You know his ego can't take rejection anymore
than he can handle being bombed.

Hugh sir I am not on computer restriction and after
the stunt at school I do not have to go to the
state school. However dad is still rather upset about
the whole thing so I am worried Military School may not be out of the question. I have just been having a hard time getting on becuase of the stupid filter. Plus with the updates on the game itself Aby-Alys old damage calculator will not load for me anymore.

[Leigh]

Ok... I'm TOTALLY out of the loop here... Can someone fill me in...

WHERE'S JEFFERY?!?!?!?! :eek:

Why's everybody picking on Bottle??!?!?!?!

Who is that strange "lid" or something like that... That keeps coming on the netjak thread and being a noob?!?!!?!?

Where have all the Die-Hard Netjakers gone?!?!?!? :(

[bludhoundz]

Erm, Jeff got a ban for unsavory language I believe. Then he came back on other accounts so he got perma banned. Unfortunate.

Then lildj is some random guy trying to get into netjak.

And Bottle and Prophet are fighting because Proph had a fight for pages on the SI thread, and was told to get off; which leads to him telling Bottle to get off this thread.

None of it is happy stuff :(

[CRX687]

Like our welcome message says on GL... cheer up cuz leigh's back! :)

And since both Jeff ( i still don't think he deserved to be permanently banned...) and Wack (we all miss him) are gone from these forums :( , i'll have to post more to keep it on top...

BTW, Lildj, know that you are NOT getting in on GL after the stuff u've tried with me.

[Jonspen]

And Jons has left for banff.

Because of Gold issues.

And my Birthday is on the 3st. :D

[Leigh]

THE FORUMS WITHOUT JEFFERY!?!?!?! *GASP!*
What's the world coming too? :(

Can't something be done? I know I've said it before, but I'll say it again... I personally think he's the life blood of these forums. What a MAJOR, MAJOR bummer!
@&#*#%$^@()*&$%@#!^%$#&*&&

And can't Pro and Bottle kiss and make up? Co'mon you two... I'll help if that makes it easier :)