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[CRX687]

THE FORUMS WITHOUT JEFFERY!?!?!?! *GASP!*
What's the world coming too? :(

Can't something be done? I know I've said it before, but I'll say it again... I personally think he's the life blood of these forums. What a MAJOR, MAJOR bummer!
@&#*#%$^@()*&$%@#!^%$#&*&&

And can't Pro and Bottle kiss and make up? Co'mon you two... I'll help if that makes it easier :)

well, ya see... Jeff is kinda the main reason for all this bickering. We want him back, but certain ppl (i refuse to name names in fear of getting sucked into this) don't like him and chose to make him the first target in a new form of "strictness" on these forums...

[Leigh]

"Certain People" ???? Don't you know you can't say that to a female and just leave it at that!??!!?!? ;)

Hells Bells... Guess I'll have to go searching the posts and try to figure this puppy out.
But right now I think I'm too depressed... :(

[CRX687]

"Certain People" ???? Don't you know you can't say that to a female and just leave it at that!??!!?!? ;)

Hells Bells... Guess I'll have to go searching the posts and try to figure this puppy out.
But right now I think I'm too depressed... (sad)

i'll give u a clue... go to the SI thread and Tharg's clan rankings thread. ;)

those are not where the main action was... but they should lead u there pretty quickly.

[Hugh Junit]

Where have all the Die-Hard Netjakers gone?!?!?!? :(


Most of us are still here. The real question is, where have YOU been?
It's good to hear from you, Leigh. :)

[Leigh]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh... The wonder of Hugh! :)

Crazy at work and over the holidays... It never ends! Suddenly being the career woman just doesn't sound as appealing as it once did. Maybe I should just get married and become a housewife.... uhhh.... :eek:

[Hugh Junit]

Maybe I should just get married and become a housewife.... uhhh.... :eek:


Careful with that kind of talk, Leigh.
Some of these knuckleheads might try to propose. :cool:

[Jonspen]

Maybe I should just get married and become a housewife.... uhhh.... :eek:

MARRY MEEEEE!


Careful with that kind of talk, Leigh.
Some of these knuckleheads might try to propose.

Um...Never mind.... ;)

[The Prophet]

I'll help if that makes it easier :)

That sounds interesting.

[dim]

Us old time netjakers get on when we can sneak by the parents Leigh.
As for Jeffery most sad sad day indeed.
I was rather so happy when I saw the first sticky that read BANNING and had that name under it. Then as I read and found out it was not to actually tell us who was banned I was most deflated.
WOE IS DIM. It is the Ducki situation all over again.

POWER what an evil concept even in small quantities.

[Hugh Junit]

Cheer up, dim.
You're way too young to be depressed. Go grab a Pepsi ( I have my beer, of course ) and we'll have a drink.
Everyone is welcome to join in.
* twists cap *

[Hatchet Warrior]

*steals 2 beers and hands one to jonspen and one to whoever......*
*twists cap on one stole before time....*

[Blexican]

*grabs it* MINE takes the cap off *stops all of a sudden and looks at reps* here ya go hugh :p :D

[Hugh Junit]

That's the spirit, Hatchet and Blex.
Now why the hell aren't you guys in netjak?
Hmmmm......
:)

[Hatchet Warrior]

You know and all of NJ knows why i'm not in there. The only why I would get back in is if I kissed some major @ss, but that still wouldn't help me out.
Hugh how many have I stole from you now?

[Blexican]

That's the spirit, Hatchet and Blex.
Now why the hell aren't you guys in netjak?
Hmmmm......
:)
ummmm...... *runs*

[Hatchet Warrior]

*rans after blex, pulls blex back to thread.* Now tell him why your not in NJ

[bludhoundz]

*carts in a keg*
Hey Hugh, need a hand passing the beer around?

[tigerhill22]

hey man do u take greys? and are u in great lakes? And who do i have to face for a try out

[nomar]

Greys need a 100 rating. You need to talk to CRX or OtheDefender. They will direct you to be tested.

I a second note lildj.....i've been extremely busy and haven't seen CRX till this morning. Relx a bit big guy!

[Blexican]

*rans after blex, pulls blex back to thread.* Now tell him why your not in NJ

ok ok .... um I was in but uhh I sorta left cause no1 was ever on to talk to, and I was getting really bored on army. I probably should come back but I made a commitment to outkast and plus Wolfman is cool :cool: but Im glad that you asked hugh ;) sorta?


-BleX

[Jonspen]

I like Pie.

Who wants some punch and pie...?

[Hugh Junit]

but Im glad that you asked hugh ;) sorta?


Settle down, Blex. It wasn't an invite.

Not everyone is cut out for netjak. It takes a certain kind of person with a certain, undefinable quality. You either have it, or you don't.
Don't beat yourself up over it. ;)

[Jonspen]

Not everyone is cut out for netjak. It takes a certain kind of person with a certain, undefinable quality. You either have it, or you don't.
Don't beat yourself up over it. ;)

Man, I wish I was as lucky as you people. I just need to get the ultimate coolness attitude right....I NEED TO BE MORE LIKE HUGH!

Hmmm, where to begin where to begin?

*opens fridge*

[nomar]

Try studing at the School of Nomar. Est. 1981.

[Bottle]

Greys need a 100 rating.
Yeah, to get into netjak, you need to be SO RUBBISH at the game that you have the minimum possible rating. :)

[Hugh Junit]

Yeah, to get into netjak, you need to be SO RUBBISH at the game that you have the minimum possible rating. :)

No beer for you, Bottle.
You and lildj can sit in the corner and drink Koolaid. :)

[nomar]

Good one there bootie. Everyone knows it's 1000! bastards :mad:

[The Prophet]

Everyone knows it's 1000! bastards :mad:

And if they don't know screw em'

[bludhoundz]

Don't hate on the good players who don't know your expectations! They might be really good! :)

[Bottle]

No beer for you, Bottle.
You and lildj can sit in the corner and drink Koolaid. :)
I don't mind not having beer, but sitting with lildj? Surely what I did doesn't deserve that level of punishment? :(

[nomar]

Just because i feel all warm and fuzzy inside, i'm throwing a killer party for everyone. Frre booze for everyone!!! Underaged kids, you get cola!!!!

So come one, come all!!!! There will be special entertainment for people to enjoy.

[Leigh]

I have to go to work... :(

[Jonspen]

Just because i feel all warm and fuzzy inside, i'm throwing a killer party for everyone. Frre booze for everyone!!! Underaged kids, you get cola!!!!

So come one, come all!!!! There will be special entertainment for people to enjoy.

*Shows fake ID*

*deep voice*

Errm, wat up homie? Chillin' in the hood, dawg? Little smack a crack down the track, little boozein'? Throw me a bottle boy?

[zig]

Free booze?Count me in! :cool:

[bludhoundz]

Yeah, I want alchohol. And I'm not underaged! :(

[WlfBane]

Oooh Leigh is back.

This forum has gone to pot lol.

Banning people for swearing? The bickering between once half-friendly enemies? The amount of legendary people banned?!

L-M-A-O

Oh well, suppose you can't have everyone thinking properly nowadays can ya?

This seems the only place I can contact Twelve at the moment. Mobile isn't working and my e-mail is being a bitch so uh... hey A.

What DID actually happen to these forums? Bills took over, Divine went, mod abuse tenfolded?

[Leigh]

Oooh Leigh is back.

This forum has gone to pot lol.

And just what do you mean by that DKR?!?!? :mad:

[WlfBane]

Leigh ^^

Got Messenger? Wouldn't mind speaking to you again - t'was fun

And gone to pot? Well...

- People getting banned for making threads that are 'uninteresting' (what is the moderators defination of that)
- Bans being issued as the norm form of punishment
- Deliberate pushes of power and abuse (from what i've seen anyway already today) of mod on player/poster
- A nasty flame war between SI and NJ that reaches past the extremes
- Duffman as mod :p
- Many vets having left

[Leigh]

ARG! Miss Sensitive here thought you were saying .... ummm... God I'm stupid sometimes... :o

Nah... No messenger DKR. I spend enough of my life on this puppy as it is... :p

[WlfBane]

Damn you... get msn... or something... message boards suck :p

[Amaroth]

- People getting banned for making threads that are 'uninteresting' (what is the moderators defination of that)
- Bans being issued as the norm form of punishment
- Deliberate pushes of power and abuse (from what i've seen anyway already today) of mod on player/poster
- A nasty flame war between SI and NJ that reaches past the extremes
- Duffman as mod :p
- Many vets having left

- Bills is now just giving away administrative status to his buddies from college

*Coughbo1Cough*

[Bottle]

I wouldn't say mod abuse has been a problem. They are having to crack down on people who are being idiots, because that's why the forums are "going to pot". If a veteran acts like an idiot, they get banned too.

But the main reason for the forum going downhill is the loss of about 60 of the top 100 posters.

[old_man_killer]

Oh well, suppose you can't have everyone thinking properly nowadays can ya?


I'm sorry Wlf, but that statement is ironic and funny coming from you. LOL

[Jonspen]

Now that was funny, OMK!

Have a rep!

[WlfBane]

Meh, i'm not here to deal you any hurt. I like you as a person, think you are great. I've never had you as a clan leader, wouldn't comment on that.

My feelings on this clan have been expressed over and over and I would stand by them now and forever more. We have different perceptions upon what a 'clan' should be. That perception gained from experiance - yours frmo here, mine from other more varied sources.

Bottle, bans should not be dished out because the odd person has a moment of 'fun'. The Moderators should go drop in to some of the bigger forums prehaps or even more in depth games and learn how to handle 'the power'.

Anyway, let us not be picky at everything. This game was once good :)

[search66]

My feelings on this clan have been expressed over and over and I would stand by them now and forever more. We have different perceptions upon what a 'clan' should be. That perception gained from experiance - yours frmo here, mine from other more varied sources.

You obviously know nothing about "clans" at all. Not just within TAO, but historically. No other clan stays as close to the traditional clan values than netjak.

And my perception of you is this... I will crush you.

[WlfBane]

Your own clan values strayed within months.

I have (although sad I remind myself of this) - 7 years of Clan/Squad/Guild/Group/Alliance experiance.

For instance I ran a successful 20 member clan on a 2d/3d based online shooter for a year with constant trophies by those who were not only friends, then and still now but kept along the basing of the clan.

I currently now am co-leader to a top Squad upon a game that outreaches TAO in skill and strengths. This squad was passed to me and another to help coordinate and strength as a recruiting squad that has the ability to best anything but the most experianced squads.

Multiple other games, everyone I've kept to the same way I approach in a clan. Of course i'm not some sort of skill reccy, I don't have massive abilities and i'm not a devote of everything but the difference in squads I've seen, been in or not, Netjak to start with was a favourite of mine until you strayed - not me.

You can't base a historical clan to something created upon an online game.

(I said a few things bit harsh here... i'll remove them, heh)

Still, why this talk about how you weaken and distil your clan?

How you been Search?

Edit: changed middle.

[search66]

How you been Search?

Edit: changed middle.

Fine

[The Prophet]

Netjak to start with was a favourite of mine until you strayed - not me.
Only thing that strayed was your gender.

[WlfBane]

lol - Still going to try and hate me with that eh?

Oh well, the 'low blows' bounce off kid. I've seen far worse than what I did with the DKR thing, far worse.

Opinions about it have been stated before but I look at it as another experiance. In fact it even went up on my Deviant art journal along with the collection of banners and such. Kinky eh?

[nomar]

Great DKR is back. (NOT) gald to see ya here ;)

[WlfBane]

Nah, not back. Just visiting the boards for the next few days to see if anything interesting happens.

[Bottle]

Bottle, bans should not be dished out because the odd person has a moment of 'fun'. The Moderators should go drop in to some of the bigger forums prehaps or even more in depth games and learn how to handle 'the power'.
If you call Jeff's incessent swearing "a moment of fun", then yes, I suppose you're right.

Try getting some details on what's been going on before commenting on them. Idiot.

[Jonspen]

Only thing that strayed was your gender.

Heh, I remember when I took a hit like that and got Flamed for months.

Funny either way.

[WlfBane]

I don't see swearing as anything out of the ordinary or something to be banned. Most parents now a days swear in front of their children, the words are used through television and films, most songs have worse innundose (sp?) than the swearing placed in between - to write it off. Swearing is now more a part of society than before.

I've had a rummage around the threads and such, picked up upon what was going on the past few months - I've got an overall gamble of an idea.

But I won't come back at your retort of my intelligence. I'll sit here with a smug smile and carry on.

I'll leave you with an oldish quote. "Takes one to know one"

[Bottle]

I don't see swearing as anything out of the ordinary or something to be banned. Most parents now a days swear in front of their children, the words are used through television and films, most songs have worse innundose (sp?) than the swearing placed in between - to write it off. Swearing is now more a part of society than before.
Jeff was swearing at the Admins and mods, which is forbidden according to the Terms Of Service.

Even he agreed that he should be banned. You really SHOULD try and find out what's been going on before making your judgement on an issue you know nothing about.

I repeat: Idiot.

[nomar]

Couldn't agree with you bottle any more than i did for that last post ;)

[Blexican]

(adding on to bottles sayings)

Jeffery also said it himself that he was bieng and ass and should leave. We saw it multiple times.

[search66]

(adding on to bottles sayings)

Jeffery also said it himself that he was bieng and ass and should leave. We saw it multiple times.

Shut up

[nomar]

Yeah!!! Shut the eff up man!!!

[Poop Slinger]

Them brits and their neat words.. like rubber for condoms.. and fags for cigarettes.... I wonder what "idiot" means over there... *grabs slang american to semi-rude brit remarks dictionary*

:eek: Oh.. Oh.. I guess he meant that.. um.. nevermind.. :o

[nomar]

They're all wankers in my book!

[Poop Slinger]

wankers.. like the peter paul ruebens type that get caught.. or something else?

Edit: and um no I won't "Get the crap out of here" Thanks for the rep point though. :rolleyes:

[nomar]

Does it really matter? :rolleyes:

[Jonspen]

Whatever you do.

Dont call me Rubber-Jonny.

[old_man_killer]

Them brits and their neat words.. like rubber for condoms.. and fags for cigarettes.... I wonder what "idiot" means over there... *grabs slang american to semi-rude brit remarks dictionary*

:eek: Oh.. Oh.. I guess he meant that.. um.. nevermind.. :o

Actually, in England a "rubber" is a pencil eraser. a rubber is a condom in the US.

[Jonspen]

Like I said above.

I am from England, remember?

Rubber is an eraser, but is used as slang here aswell. "Rubber-Jonny" is the full term, meaning condom.

So as you can imagine my friends take the piss.

"Can I borrow a rubber, Jonny?"
"......"
"Die."

[old_man_killer]

Jonspen, then you'd appreciate this. I actually had a friend whose name was John Thomas.

[Jonspen]

Yea, I have a friend called Richard Head too.

[Blexican]

Shut up
both you and nomar go to hell that neg rep was uncalled for and YES I can put in some comments if I would like.

[Hugh Junit]

They're all wankers in my book!

We should start a Wanker of the Week contest. There might be some tough competition, with the recent explosion of newbie dipsh*ts, but we can crown a new one each week.
I'm gonna have to nominate Krome, but I'm open to suggestions.

*slowly reaches for beer*

[psychofireman]

oh oh oh pick me pick me, I love wanking it. After all, I have been married for a while so I probably wank it more than most people....... so I'm the bigest wanker here

[Hugh Junit]

oh oh oh pick me pick me, I love wanking it. After all, I have been married for a while so I probably wank it more than most people....... so I'm the bigest wanker here

I think we found a winner.

[psychofireman]

wow, i'm finally a winner..i was begining to think i was always going to be a loser

[Hugh Junit]

i was begining to think i was always going to be a loser

I don't think you're out of the woods yet, duder.

[Hatchet Warrior]

I don't know about that one Hugh.

[The Prophet]

Funny how these ex-netjaker's just can't stay away. We should have a netjak anonymous. Whats even funnier is that these two went running to SI but would drop everthing to back in but who could blame them.

[psychofireman]

Funny how these ex-netjaker's just can't stay away. We should have a netjak anonymous. Whats even funnier is that these two went running to SI but would drop everthing to back in but who could blame them.


yeah cause we love you soooo much(!!!!!)

[nomar]

I think we found a winner.

I think you mean weiner!

[The Prophet]

I think I should start a help group for all the netjak haters. We could have chat sessions to get to the root of the hate. Most times it is found that hate stems from a bad childhood (abuse,molestations, etc.). I will offer this as a free service.

[psychofireman]

omg this coming for the biggest SI hater around. so when are these meetings going to take place?

[Bottle]

Funny how these ex-netjaker's just can't stay away. We should have a netjak anonymous. Whats even funnier is that these two went running to SI but would drop everthing to back in but who could blame them.
You know, Prophet, I really hate you. :)

On a side note, Hugh, I would have to put forward lildj05 as next week's nominee.

[The Prophet]

You know, Prophet, I really hate you. :)
Does everyone feel the love in here? I must go down the street to SI and share some.

[Jonspen]

wow, i'm finally a weiner..i was begining to think i was always going to be a normal person

:cool: :rolleyes:

[Hatchet Warrior]

Funny how these ex-netjaker's just can't stay away. We should have a netjak anonymous. Whats even funnier is that these two went running to SI but would drop everthing to back in but who could blame them.
Wrong again. You do know I still have a few friends in NJ, and in actuality I left SI and I was a pround BG member. MY orginal plan after I left NJ was to go straight to BG, but I side tracked a bit.

[tigerhill22]

i would like to try out can we make a time and date

[tigerhill22]

contact me trough this thread if 2:40 tuesday would be good in server gl at lvl 9

[The Prophet]

Tiger go here and find the leader of the server you play and make sure you meet requirements.

netjak-tao.com (http://www.tacticsarena.com/clanwebsites/index.php?out=6)

[Office_Shredder]

Tiger go here and find the leader of the server you play and make sure you meet requirements.

netjak-tao.com (http://www.tacticsarena.com/clanwebsites/index.php?out=6)

Honestly, the whole trying to get an out on the clan website listing every time you post a link is a real turn off IMO.

Other clans may do it a bit also, but I feel like you guys kind of overdo it

I just had to get that out of my system :)

[bludhoundz]

Honestly, the whole trying to get an out on the clan website listing every time you post a link is a real turn off IMO.
Turn off? OS, what did I tell you about sleeping with them?

[The Prophet]

Honestly, the whole trying to get an out on the clan website listing every time you post a link is a real turn off IMO.

Other clans may do it a bit also, but I feel like you guys kind of overdo it

I just had to get that out of my system :)
Yea we might but itsn't that the point of have the clan website ranking? It is kind of a counter to see how mant people visit your site.

[CRX687]

Honestly, the whole trying to get an out on the clan website listing every time you post a link is a real turn off IMO.

Other clans may do it a bit also, but I feel like you guys kind of overdo it

I just had to get that out of my system :)

psssht, wut's the point of having a web site with all the requirements listed in it if we don't make good use of it? When someone asks me to join, i just give them the web site now...

netjak web site (http://www.netjak-tao.com) ppl :cool:

[The Count]

im from Army and ive played 1twelve2 hes really good and i hoping u guys keep comin in the top rankings for all 4 servers.......... good luck to netjack.com :)

[Hugh Junit]

Thanks, Count.

[The Prophet]

psssht, wut's the point of having a web site with all the requirements listed in it if we don't make good use of it? When someone asks me to join, i just give them the web site now...

netjak web site (http://www.netjak-tao.com) ppl :cool:
He meant me using the address that gives a hit on the clan website rankings.

[nomar]

im from Army and ive played 1twelve2 hes really good and i hoping u guys keep comin in the top rankings for all 4 servers.......... good luck to netjack.com :)

Don't know if it was me or the late Wackster. Anyways, thanks for the compliments my man. Take care, and see ya on the battlefield.

[Bottle]

the late Wackster.
Wack isn't late, he's just slightly delayed.

[The Count]

nomar im pretty sure it was u but that 1 was in rev. in army i dont kno who i played........lol

[search66]

both you and nomar go to hell that neg rep was uncalled for and YES I can put in some comments if I would like.

Someone pass this dufus a box of Kleenex! Shut up!

[Charles0238]

Okay, who do I have to face to join the clan

look i am in great lakes gold and have +1010 stat can i join :)

[old_man_killer]

look i am in great lakes gold and have +1010 stat can i join :)

Sorry Charles, but our Gold requirement is 1250

[Charles0238]

and how do u get a banner :confused:

[Charles0238]

thx ill tell u when i am there :cool:

[zig]

and how do u get a banner :confused:
You mean put up a banner?

[Bottle]

Nobody's commented on my hilariously funny joke yet... :(

[Hatchet Warrior]

It was funny...... nice one. :p

[The Prophet]

Nobody's commented on my hilariously funny joke yet... :(

HAHA! That was a good one :rolleyes:

[old_man_killer]

Jeff was swearing at the Admins and mods, which is forbidden according to the Terms Of Service.

Even he agreed that he should be banned. You really SHOULD try and find out what's been going on before making your judgement on an issue you know nothing about.

I repeat: Idiot.

Bottle, I bet when you were a child you were one of those annoying little "goody toes-shoes" that couldn't wait to tattle on everyone. :)

[search66]

Swearing? Hey, insubordination rules.

[nomar]

*ear muffs*

Not infront of the kid. Jus tsay ear muffs and you can say....s***, f*** a**

[nomar]

both you and nomar go to hell that neg rep was uncalled for and YES I can put in some comments if I would like.

LOL I got this from you

" how bout creating your own opinions instead of following others all the time ? "

How about you blow me?

Oh yeah, i never negatived your respect. I always sign my name, unlike your dumbass!

[Bottle]

Bottle, I bet when you were a child you were one of those annoying little "goody toes-shoes" that couldn't wait to tattle on everyone. :)
I'm telling my Mummy you said that about me!

[The Prophet]

I'm telling my Mummy you said that about me!
Tell her I said hello ;)

[Hugh Junit]

Tell her I said hello ;)

No problem. :cool:

[lildj05]

Hey wassup yall im just taking a step out of genderal discussion to say hey...

[bludhoundz]

*ear muffs*

Not infront of the kid. Jus tsay ear muffs and you can say....s***, f*** a**

Sounds like something from Old School. ;)

[nomar]

Sounds like something from Old School. ;)

*ding* *ding* *ding*

We have ourselves a weiner!

[The Count]

Hey nomar or twelve wats ur grey needed stats in army??? my grey The Oracle is 1051

[nomar]

Count, look for Roody Poo or Thargor in Army. They are the leaders, and they can help you with wanting to get into the family.

[zig]

Hey nomar or twelve wats ur grey needed stats in army??? my grey The Oracle is 1051
Also,you can check this (http://www.netjak-tao.com) out.

[bludhoundz]

*ding* *ding* *ding*

We have ourselves a weiner!
Well, I have it on DVD, and I've seen in quite a few times :cool:

btw..I'm not a weiner, I'm a winner!

[nomar]

Well, I have it on DVD, and I've seen in quite a few times :cool:

btw..I'm not a weiner, I'm a winner!

weiner

[Jonspen]

No problem. :cool:

Am I the only one who thought that was hilarious?

[Bottle]

I found it hilarious, and he was insulting me with it. :D

[Hugh Junit]

I found it hilarious, and he was insulting me with it. :D

Technically, I was insulting your mother.
But you're a good sport, Bottle. :cool:

[bludhoundz]

Aha! An edit. You edited out something smart didn't you Hugh! I guess you learned from that 'Please ban this member' thread :)

[search66]

Hey nomar or twelve wats ur grey needed stats in army??? my grey The Oracle is 1051

Currently, netjak is not recruiting any greys...

[The Count]

o well i dont feel like losing my clan to join (roody said id have to join on my gold and my grey) so i guess i wont join. but ill be rooting for u guys! :)

[search66]

Thanks Count. Netjak doesn't have many rules, but #1 rule has always been: netjak or nothing

Best of luck to ya

[Jonspen]

Can I just say that Phoenix~Fire stole KOTR saying?

[search66]

Can I just say that Phoenix~Fire stole KOTR saying?

What does this have to do with netjak?

[Jonspen]

Most stuff in here is just random talk.

I just thought that I would mention it because he posted here.

[roody poo]

o well i dont feel like losing my clan to join (roody said id have to join on my gold and my grey) so i guess i wont join. but ill be rooting for u guys! :)

Like I said bro, if you ever feel like joining up, drop me a line or Thargor. It's basically our only rule.

...apparently being paranoid and jerks are other rules but I haven't quite found them in the handbook yet. :rolleyes:

[Jonspen]

Ouch.

[old_man_killer]

...apparently being paranoid and jerks are other rules but I haven't quite found them in the handbook yet. :rolleyes:

OK, I got the Jerk part down, but I don't know about the paranoid part.......why are you all looking at me................you all are talking on MSN about me right now...right? right?.... your all a govenment conspiracy. I am really the only player here...the rest of you are just computer generated responses........................


OK, Paranoid....check

I'm good! :p

[Jonspen]

Did you forget to take you pills again, old man?

[Office_Shredder]

Jonspen, are you crazy? Why would he do something stupid like that?

Swallowing chemicals that you didn't personally make is the best way to get brainwashed by the government

[Hugh Junit]

OK, I got the Jerk part down, but I don't know about the paranoid part.......why are you all looking at me................you all are talking on MSN about me right now...right? right
OK, Paranoid....check


You and roody are f***ing killing me tonight. Nice work! :D

[lildj05]

Hey wassup yall im just taking a step out of genderal discussion to say hey...


someone negged repped me for saying high here, and even though i felt thayt was gay, its ok. but the little bastard didnt sign his name. wut? too scared id return the favir? well guess wut? i cant jackass. i have a red box. that means i can only blue rep you. dipshit(s)

[psychofireman]

someone negged repped me for saying high here, and even though i felt thayt was gay, its ok. but the little bastard didnt sign his name. wut? too scared id return the favir? well guess wut? i cant jackass. i have a red box. that means i can only blue rep you. dipshit(s)
well thats good, I know i won't be getting a neg rep from you anytime soon, and I always sign my reps.

what a dumb ass you think by writing in black we wouldn't see it, atleast you could have wriiten someting in white so that we didn't suspect it so quickly.

[Office_Shredder]

Y'know, there's a real lack of netjakkers in the gold union ;)

You guys might wanna try it out :)

[bludhoundz]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to old_man_killer again.

I'm starting to loathe this message.

[lildj05]

*scartches head* blud arent you SI???

[Office_Shredder]

lil, are you in netjak? :eek:

[CRX687]

lil, are you in netjak? :eek:

lol OS, ur a funny guy ;)

[lildj05]

umm no, my stat is only 1100 im not 1250 yet...and i wasntt trying to be mean so shove ur hatred toawrds me up your ass.

[Office_Shredder]

then why are you complaining that blud is posting here? :confused:

[Bottle]

At least blud and myself are welcome to post here. Unlike you.

[Office_Shredder]

Bottle, were you talking to me or lil? :confused:

I feel so rejected now :(

[WlfBane]

I remember Bottle once being nice o.o;;

[Bottle]

Bottle, were you talking to me or lil? :confused:

I feel so rejected now
Take a guess ;)

[Office_Shredder]

I KNEW YOU ALL HATED ME!!! OH GOD! THE SEARING PSYCHOLOGICAL PAIN!!!!!!!!!!111!1one


even that noob lil is more liked than me!

:D :D

[Bottle]

Bad guess. :)

[Hugh Junit]

umm no, my stat is only 1100 im not 1250 yet...and i wasntt trying to be mean so shove ur hatred towards me up your ass.

Dude, it doesn't matter how high you get your rating. You're never getting into netjak. I noticed that you posted a link to a porn site in actfin's last thread. I was really hoping you'd get banned for that.
I can't keep you from posting in here, but I can flame your sorry, retarded ass every time you do.

[nomar]

Someone say porn :D

[Office_Shredder]

GUys, give lil a breal. He's just an oversexed man-child like you and me

[CRX687]

GUys, give lil a breal. He's just an oversexed man-child like you and me

oversexed man children don't pretend to be nomar and threaten to get twelve and search if I don't let them in on GL :cool:

Verdict is still no :p

[nomar]

oversexed man children don't pretend to be nomar and threaten to get twelve and search if I don't let them in on GL :cool:

Verdict is still no :p

Blow me, i didn't the kid was a quack job!

[bludhoundz]

Blow me, i didn't the kid was a quack job!

So he is?

by the way... why'd you say quack instead of wack? 0.o

[Kingdude]

hiya twelve ^.^

[Bottle]

Banner = too big.

[Office_Shredder]

woah!

Maybe he's compensating.

[CRX687]

hiya twelve ^.^
:confused: :confused:

[The Prophet]

:confused: :confused:
Looks like invaded by another Legender

[Office_Shredder]

Ok, I understand we're not doing yo momma jokes anymore, but this needs to be posted:

Yo momma's so dumb she plays on armageddon!

[The Prophet]

Surely you aren't insinuating that Army is a noob server?

[Office_Shredder]

oh.... of course not...

noobs know to stay away from there :p

[roody poo]

ouch. thats harsh man, real harsh.

I would argue with ya but sadly it seems to be the truth.

[nomar]

Stupid question here, how do i use a custom avatar here?

[zig]

User CP,Edit avatar on left hand column and your choices are there.Hope it helps,nomar.

[Bottle]

You need to upgrade your forum account first though. Grey forum accs can't use custom avatars.

[nomar]

Do i have to pay for that?

[roody poo]

Do i have to pay for that?

yep, tell your mom to leave $75.99 on the nightstand and I will grab it next time I am over. I will go ahead and upgrade ya this afternoon.

[nomar]

yep, tell your mom to leave $75.99 on the nightstand and I will grab it next time I am over. I will go ahead and upgrade ya this afternoon.

Your lucky i can't rep you at the moment!

[Bottle]

Do i have to pay for that?
Send a "upgrade my forum account" ticket.

[roody poo]

Your lucky i can't rep you at the moment!

"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to nomar again."

Just like I told your mom, "you must spread some nay-nay around before giving it to Roody again."

[CRX687]

"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to nomar again."

Just like I told your mom, "you must spread some nay-nay around before giving it to Roody again."

rofl, here, i'll preemtively rep ya to cancel out nomar's ;)

[Hugh Junit]

Just like I told your mom, "you must spread some nay-nay around before giving it to Roody again."


Wicked serve! :cool:

[bludhoundz]

[Tennis announcer] Is this going to be an ace? Or will nomar return the serve? [/Tennis announcer]

[nomar]

Roody, your making it hard to hold my tongue!

[old_man_killer]

Roody, your making it hard to hold my tongue!

Yo dude, that isn't your tongue...didn't yo momma tell you that'll make you blind? :D

[FryLock]

If he's confusing his tongue with his junk, I'd say he's got bigger problems. Or smaller, as the case may be. :eek:

[Jonspen]

"And it bounces back in the court and hits the opponent in the nuts, nice shot OMK."

[roody poo]

*waits in line for everyone else to finish serving nomar before taking another shot.*

LMAO!

[Hugh Junit]

I can't believe nomar is going to the f***ing Super Bowl. I'd give Wack's right nut to be there. :cool:

[Office_Shredder]

I think nomar just won

[Hugh Junit]

I think nomar just won

You got that right, Shredder.
:cool:

[Office_Shredder]

*hands nomar hugh's beer*

Hugh! Nomar stole your beer!

Are you going to let him walk all over you??!?!

[Jonspen]

We'll take nomars beer hostage, then he might give us the tickets!

[Hugh Junit]

*thumps Shredder's and Jonspen's heads together*

You two should know better than to mess with my beer. Even a noob knows that. :cool:

[bludhoundz]

Which noob? nomar, perhaps? OWNED!

[Jonspen]

*thumps Shredder's and Jonspen's heads together*

You two should know better than to mess with my beer. Even a noob knows that. :cool:

That noob. :cool:

[Hatchet Warrior]

"*thumps Shredder's and Jonspen's heads together*

You two should know better than to mess with my beer. Even a noob knows that."

What about me Hugh?

[Hugh Junit]

* reads HW's siggy *

You got lucky that time, dude. :cool:

[Jonspen]

Did youknow Hugh's beers are now archilogical treasures?

He got all the EU drunk in one night. :cool:

[bludhoundz]

How long will it take before you guys realize that I just owned nomar in black text?

[Jonspen]

3....2.....1.....NICE ONE!Except nomar isnt a noob, his mom is.

:cool:

[Office_Shredder]

Yeah, I know...... she doesn't even know what a triple swirlie in the pocket is!

[Hatchet Warrior]

* reads HW's siggy *

You got lucky that time, dude. :cool:
that time? I stole four or five from you already :D

[BoosterJuice]

wOOt !!!! we rock
uh hummmmm :D

[Amaroth]

How's everyone in Netjak been? It's been a while since I've been on.

[bludhoundz]

I may not be in netjak, and this is off topic, but Ach...thats a funny banner :)

[old_man_killer]

How's everyone in Netjak been? It's been a while since I've been on.

Lord Ach.......I mean Amaroth, long time dude, Sup? Nice banner!

New England Patriots Win!

[Office_Shredder]

I think it's the !!1! that really makes that banner work

[Jonspen]

Told you all. :cool:

Who did I bet $5 again?

[nomar]

Just wanted to let everyone know that i made it back from the superbowl ok. Well, sort of ok. My lungs are not wroking properly. My liver is wilting away, and my legs feel like wet noodles. On a postitive side....i never had a hangover!!! W00t!!!!

[Jonspen]

wOoOOt!!!

[Hugh Junit]

On a postitive side....i never had a hangover!!! W00t!!!!

But you must have had a wicked one when you finally put the cork back in and came home. :cool:
Welcome back, amigo.

[nomar]

But you must have had a wicked one when you finally put the cork back in and came home. :cool:
Welcome back, amigo.

My Body is aching more then ever! Not only did we all binge drink, but we walked the strip. I think we must have walked about 5 miles a day. Guess that helps when you drink a 24 pack a day too...and a few shots and mixed drinks. :o

[Bottle]

Hey, will you guys go to the Banff's Cockiest Player thread and vote for me? ;)

[The Count]

Can I just say that Phoenix~Fire stole KOTR saying?
sry jonspen but it says KotR cuz im in KotR in banff

[nomar]

Hey, will you guys go to the Banff's Cockiest Player thread and vote for me? ;)

You mean Banff's shittiest player?

[Jonspen]

sry jonspen but it says KotR cuz im in KotR in banff

You changed your sig now to try and cover up.

But it did say ;

Phoenix~Fire ; No edges, no borders, no boundaries to our might.

[Bottle]

You mean Banff's shittiest player?
If I'm the shittiest player, nomar, how come you lost to me? :eek:

Yes, yes, I know the overall score :P

[old_man_killer]

If I'm the shittiest player, nomar, how come you lost to me? :eek:

Yes, yes, I know the overall score :P


uh oh, cussing in the forums, ban him ban him!

[nomar]

If I'm the shittiest player, nomar, how come you lost to me? :eek:

Yes, yes, I know the overall score :P

Every chump gets a lucky break once-in-awhile ;)

[Bottle]

As far as I remeber, I didn't get any luck at all that game :p

[nomar]

Not going to go play-by-play with ya on that game.

Anyways, NETJAK IS THE BEST.

If any of you think otherwise, you can toss my salad!

[Bottle]

I don't like salads anyway. Except tomatoes. And cucumber.

[Jonspen]

Cucumber is the shiznit. :cool:

[nomar]

You guys are nasty. You like to stick cucumbers up your a...uh, i won't type the rest.

[psychofireman]

sweet banner nomar

[Vincent]

Lol Nomar u shouldn't be dissin peepz like dat...Hey psychofireman it's holy! :p

[bludhoundz]

My record with you makes up for Bots' record on you nomar. Ha! not really, your record sucks against nomar Bottle! How can you suck so much

[nomar]

My record with you makes up for Bots' record on you nomar. Ha! not really, your record sucks against nomar Bottle! How can you suck so much

Hey bro, last i remember i wused you as a mop, and cleaned the floor with ya. I owe ya a turt game. Don't think i don't remember that son. Oh and our record is not in your favor. ;)

[Jonspen]

Not as much as me.

Now nomar, dont deny it. I totally trashed you with the wisp in our last turtle game on legends. :cool:

[bludhoundz]

Hey bro, last i remember i wused you as a mop, and cleaned the floor with ya. I owe ya a turt game. Don't think i don't remember that son. Oh and our record is not in your favor. ;)
Oh, it isn't? Somehow I remember differently.

Yes, you did beat me last time in rush v. rush, but how does that represent turtle skills at all? We only ever played turtle games before that, I don't remember losing more than 1 or 2.

[nomar]

Your skills don't match mine...simple as that.

Jons, i don't remember our last game. It had to have been a month or more ago....and well, it's kinda hard to remember a single game. So anytime anywhere bud.

[Jonspen]

Sure.

If I ever get my freaking units back.

[old_man_killer]

All hail CRX ! #1 on GL WOOT!

[cokeman]

All hail CRX ! #1 on GL WOOT!

Woot!!

[Jonspen]

Woot woot.

[Bottle]

All hail CRX ! #1 on GL WOOT!
Well done. :cool:

[bludhoundz]

Your skills don't match mine...simple as that.

I still have no evidence of that :rolleyes:

[nomar]

*yawn*

Love it how when you join SI, your cockiness seems to grow each and everyday. You have much to learn. ;) :cool:

[Hugh Junit]

Congrats, crx.
And the new banner rocks, nomar.

[bludhoundz]

*yawn*

Love it how when you join SI, your cockiness seems to grow each and everyday. You have much to learn. ;) :cool:

Nomar, you see, thats what I don't like - taking shots at SI because I'm joking around.

And yes, I was joking around, I wasn't being all serious and saying 'Oh yeah, I'm so much better than you nomar.'

As the shot at SI, uncalled for; there are arrogant people in every clan.

[nomar]

Nomar, you see, thats what I don't like - taking shots at SI because I'm joking around.

And yes, I was joking around, I wasn't being all serious and saying 'Oh yeah, I'm so much better than you nomar.'

As the shot at SI, uncalled for; there are arrogant people in every clan.

Get your panties out of your ass and relax homie. Seems your not the only sarcastic person in TAO ;)

[Greyness]

*New Member* :rolleyes:

[Jonspen]

Nomar, you see, thats what I don't like - taking shots at SI because I'm joking around.

And yes, I was joking around, I wasn't being all serious and saying 'Oh yeah, I'm so much better than you nomar.'

As the shot at SI, uncalled for; there are arrogant people in every clan.

Looks like somebody got out the wrong side of the bed, fell down the stairs and got their hand stuck in the toaster. :cool:

[bludhoundz]

Get your panties out of your ass and relax homie. Seems your not the only sarcastic person in TAO ;)
Good to know I'm not alone :)

And Jonspen...If I had stairs, that definitely would have happened yesterday. :-/

[Elektra]

hey guys, I'm interested in joining this clan and improving my skills. my stats are over 1000 so I guess all I need to do is play a member. my username (and real name, i'm greek) is Elektra so feel free to contact me :)

[CRX687]

hey guys, I'm interested in joining this clan and improving my skills. my stats are over 1000 so I guess all I need to do is play a member. my username (and real name, i'm greek) is Elektra so feel free to contact me :)

Grey or gold? and what server?

[Elektra]

sorry, i'm a grey on the great lakes server :) im on now if u wanna play

(that sounds like a cheesy phone sex ad)

[Jonspen]

Good to know I'm not alone :)

And Jonspen...If I had stairs, that definitely would have happened yesterday. :-/

:cool:

[CRX687]

sorry, i'm a grey on the great lakes server im on now if u wanna play

(that sounds like a cheesy phone sex ad)

nah, it'd me more of a phone sex ad if you included a ;)

Anyway, PM me when you filled out the app. ;)

[Jonspen]

nah, it'd me more of a phone sex ad if you included a ;)

Anyway, PM me when you filled out the app.

:eek:

[CRX687]

:eek:

:p

[The Prophet]

Well done. :rolleyes:
There is nothing funny about this. If you want to be sarcastic with your little smiley, do it somewhere else.

[Bottle]

I'm sorry, I must have clicked the wrong smiley. I meant to do a :).