Netjak.com

[Sir Vivian]

Ah, Necrophilia; the urge to crack open a cold one. :cool:

[Dove]

Buahaha, it's so sick that it roxx!

[Jolly Rancher]

Buahaha, it's so sick that it roxx!

Your so sick you don't rock... Your stinky!

[Terps rock]

wow, sir vivian that was quite clever, something I can't say for Jolls over thare.

[Jolly Rancher]

Who the heck is Jolls?? I'll kill him!!!

[Terps rock]

It is your name in one syllable.

[Dove]

It is your name in one syllable.

And quite unpronouncable.

Often times I've thought of what would have happened if for my siggy I had a picture of a guy diving... then people would think my name was Dove as in past tense of dive. It'd make for an interesting and sickening plot twist.

But the birdness reigns supreme.

[Moose]

Hmm...I lost my soap this morning, I wonder where it went.

[Jonspen]

I've found it Moosey! *bends over to pick it up*

:D

[nomar]

*kicks Jons in the ass while he's bent over* :bb:

[Caspa]

*kicks Jons in the ass while he's bent over* :bb:
stop lying, you know you did the same thing Jons avy is doing.

[Moose]

No seriously, I lose my soap at home, I can't find it.


P.S: I live in a shack not jail :p.

[Jolly Rancher]

Hmmmmm, you should buy more.

[Twelve]

well, unless you count that time I played you on legends with my grey... and the matched ended with you inviting me into netjak... you are correct.

I invited you into Netjak? Nice...

Ha Crx you beat him and got invited in Netjak..... Good job tell u this much I can't do that lol

Hey...nobody said he beat me...hehe

I got -PhEaRsOm- 1402 stats wanting to join on army. I told him to be on tomorrow so can a leader try to get on please.

K...good job, bro.

12

[CRX687]

I invited you into Netjak? Nice...

12

what? did you think I just popped up in front of OMK on GL?

Word of advice... the very best players are all legenders or spend a massive amount of time there. :cool:

[Twelve]

Yeah, I was thinking all this time that OMK discovered you first.

12

[old_man_killer]

man, I realize my memory is getting bad, but I do remember you from my earlier Legends days, and yes you did "pop up" in front of me on GL. :p

[CRX687]

man, I realize my memory is getting bad, but I do remember you from my earlier Legends days, and yes you did "pop up" in front of me on GL. :p

well actually, i first popped up to "netjak.com" on banff... that was when I used "the gold jumper" as my name... :p

So all in all, credit goes to 66 :cool:

[old_man_killer]

But didn't I invite you on Legends?

[Hugh Junit]

But didn't I invite you on Legends?

Throw the old guy a bone, CRX. Have a heart, for Christ's sake.
:cool:

[Twelve]

*chuckle*

[Moose]

Ahh the days when netjak tried to rule legends, and then SG got lazy and they did.....irony...so fun :p.

[nomar]

Ahh the days when netjak tried to rule legends, and then SG got lazy and they did.....irony...so fun :p.

We soooooo owed you :D

[Dove]

Ah, good ole' SG. Good ole' dead SG...

netjak absolutely rocks Legend's pants now, and now it makes me really happy :bigsmile: .

[roody poo]

Ahh the days when netjak tried to rule legends, and then SG got lazy and they did.....irony...so fun :p.

Moose, maybe you should check the meaning of the word irony before throwing it out there.
Honestly I see no irony in this statement. I see survival of the fittest. Now irony would be if NJ were on top got lazy and SG comes up and scratches their way to the top only to get lazy and let NJ take back over. Irony would be the leader of SG being told by the clan that he is nothing without them, he leaves and creates NJ who then comes in and takes over. Irony would be 12 not being accepted into SG b/c he isn't good enough, he creates NJ then takes over.

SG getting lazy and NJ ruling now....not irony... just natural selection. :smartass:

[Terps rock]

Ah, Those would have been some good soaps roody.

[>C H A l N]

Sorry to interupt here guys but uhh my account might get wiped and I have 1575 stats, Im representin netjak.com at #18 on the highscores! So do the right thing and make me gold :) dont loose a valuable member of netjak.com. Thanks guys :)

[Terps rock]

Sounds like you joined netjak for favors...

[Cavour]

Sorry to interupt here guys but uhh my account might get wiped and I have 1575 stats, Im representin netjak.com at #18 on the highscores! So do the right thing and make me gold :) dont loose a valuable member of netjak.com. Thanks guys :)
Maybe it isn't my place... but I'm thinking you may have approached that wrong. :wink2:

Am I still right thus far in my netjak tourney prediction? :cool:

[>C H A l N]

Sounds like you joined netjak for favors...

I Joined netjak.com b4 this happened...silly goose

[Jolly Rancher]

Maybe it isn't my place... but I'm thinking you may have approached that wrong. :wink2:

Am I still right thus far in my netjak tourney prediction? :cool:

So far, exept that me and terps are tied at the moment, him winning the first game and me winning the turtle, our last match will be tomorrow or another day. I really want to whoop Twelve ;)

[Coffin Fedder]

Coffin, I really have to ask you.

If you're in my coffin that I'm going to be in, are you some sort of necro-sex freak? Cause I mean... what else are you going to do sharing a coffin with a dead person?

And furthermore, how would everything fit?
Lol Dove i'm gonna rep u for that, But ummm I don't even remember how I get that i'll just grab one of Hatchet warriors rusty hatchets and cut your limbs off.

[roody poo]

don't loose a valuable member of netjak.com. Thanks guys :)

So are you saying that if someone doesn't make your account gold that you are going to a clan where someone will? I mean if so, then let me jump on that before you make any harsh decisions, I would hate to lose someone with that many stats. I have plenty of money and would love to sponsor someone that needs it. Please pm me as soon as possible if it is your plan to leave over this.

[bludhoundz]

My prediction for the tourney is that Cavour and I join netjak on greys for 1 second (and leave our respective clans for one second). Talk to everyone simultaneously and pwn all.

[roody poo]

My prediction for the tourney is that Cavour and I join netjak on greys for 1 second (and leave our respective clans for one second). Talk to everyone simultaneously and pwn all.

Did a retard hack bludz account? No offense to the other retards out there (streetgangbang, ~katzav~, ++grimreaper++, krome, moose)

[nomar]

Did a retard hack bludz account? No offense to the other retards out there (streetgangbang, ~katzav~, ++grimreaper++, krome, moose)

Hey, moose is only half retarded! ;)

[theAdmiralty]

Hey, moose is only half retarded! ;)

I agree, and Streetgangbang is more like a bad case of herpes than anything else. He's irritating, you can't get rid of him, and he just keeps coming back. But Streetgang retarded? Let's not insult the retarded.

[bludhoundz]

Did a retard hack bludz account? No offense to the other retards out there (streetgangbang, ~katzav~, ++grimreaper++, krome, moose)

Yeah..it was my little cousin's cat's friend's nephew.

Edit: Hes hooked on pure caffeine. He says crack is nothing compared to it.

[Coffin Fedder]

Hey, moose is only half retarded! ;)

Hey even though moose may be "HALF" retarded, he's been playing a long time for TAO and he has earned a lot of respect around here but I still respect adm more :D

[theAdmiralty]

Hey even though moose may be "HALF" retarded, he's been playing a long time for TAO and he has earned a lot of respect around here but I still respect adm more :D

You got good taste kiddo.

[Terps rock]

Long time psh, Not even half his life, where as my bro, who is one...

[Caspa]

what? did you think I just popped up in front of OMK on GL?

Word of advice... the very best players are all legenders or spend a massive amount of time there. :cool:

i thought you popped out in front of OMK. . .

i agree with crx on the legenders.

[old_man_killer]

Sorry to interupt here guys but uhh my account might get wiped and I have 1575 stats, Im representin netjak.com at #18 on the highscores! So do the right thing and make me gold :) dont loose a valuable member of netjak.com. Thanks guys :)

bye.

[Jonspen]

bye.

lol

[CRX687]

Sorry to interupt here guys but uhh my account might get wiped and I have 1575 stats, Im representin netjak.com at #18 on the highscores! So do the right thing and make me gold :) dont loose a valuable member of netjak.com. Thanks guys :)

I think cav is right...

No one is going to pay you to stay with us... kinda defeats the purpose of clan loyalty.

[nomar]

I'll give him $5 to go jump infront of a moving bus! :*diablo:

[Caspa]

I'll give him $5 to go jump infront of a moving bus! :*diablo:

How about you give me 5 and ill run him over with my scooter.

[The Exile]

I agree with OMK's last post here. First, you don't join a clan to get upgraded. Secondly, you have reached 1575 with a grey? I sincerely doubt you have done it fairly. Great players here have tried to go as high as they can in 1 month, and managed only about 1500; nowadays, when consistently winning is harder than ever, you claim to have done better... I doubt it.

Of course, you could play me grey to grey and try to prove me wrong, >CHAIN, but I doubt you will. :)

[Terps rock]

HIs credit card messed up, Exiled, he was gold.

[roody poo]

Again CHAIN, all I am asking is that you officially state you will leave if we don't upgrade you. I've sponsored others, I will do the same for you, I just want to see how important it is to you.

[nomar]

Shut up ball hair - krome

Ha!

[nomar]

stop lying, you know you did the same thing Jons avy is doing.

And you are? Thanks for the neg rep. :allok:

[Caspa]

And you are? Thanks for the neg rep. :allok:

i neg repped you? O btw Im a fan of your's or in other words of what roody says about your mom. :D

[Elektra]

hi guys!!!

[Jolly Rancher]

Hellooooo!!

[nomar]

i neg repped you? O btw Im a fan of your's or in other words of what roody says about your mom. :D

Uh, you have to earn respect to be talking about my mom. It's an inside joke between few netjakkers, and your not one. :cool:

[Jolly Rancher]

nomar, is your mom hot? Is she a MILF?

[nomar]

nomar, is your mom hot? Is she a MILF?

: rolleyes :

[Caspa]

Uh, you have to earn respect to be talking about my mom. It's an inside joke between few netjakkers, and your not one. :cool:

you'd be a bit suprised. In due time.

[Terps rock]

Brittney is my new favorite milf!

[Elektra]

ew britney is so fugly

[nomar]

ew britney is so fugly

agreed.

[Terps rock]

What about Jolie? Another grand milf...

[Elektra]

she's not a real milf her kids are adopted

[roody poo]

you'd be a bit suprised. In due time.


No offense dude, but you will never be on the inside of this joke, you or anyone else. Basically anyone that isn't in on the joke already: don't bother trying to get in on it b/c it isn't gonna happen.
It was long ago and I really don't even know why I got stuck banging her this entire time. Sometimes triffling hos get you caught up in their drama and before you know it, there is no way out. Find something else to make jokes about, but everyone step away from momma 'mar, that ho is mine.

[Hugh Junit]

No offense dude, but you will never be on the inside of this joke, you or anyone else. Basically anyone that isn't in on the joke already: don't bother trying to get in on it b/c it isn't gonna happen.
It was long ago and I really don't even know why I got stuck banging her this entire time. Sometimes triffling hos get you caught up in their drama and before you know it, there is no way out. Find something else to make jokes about, but everyone step away from momma 'mar, that ho is mine.

Testify, playa!

[Jolly Rancher]

nomar, you didn't answer my question. Ok, roody, is nomars mom a hot milf?

[roody poo]

nomar, you didn't answer my question. Ok, roody, is nomars mom a hot milf?


I've got 3rd degree burns all over my body, what do you think?

[Hugh Junit]

nomar, you didn't answer my question. Ok, roody, is nomars mom a hot milf?


Jolly is looking for a mental image to go with his hand lotion.
It helps speed up the process.
:)

EDIT- Roody tossed him a crumb.

[Jolly Rancher]

Jolly is looking for a mental image to go with his hand lotion.
It helps speed up the process.
:)

EDIT- Roody tossed him a crumb.

Hand lotion is for pussy's!!

[roody poo]

Jolly is looking for a mental image to go with his hand lotion.
It helps speed up the process.


Sounds like a man with experience.

Hand lotion is for pussy's!!

sounds like a kid with experience.

[Twelve]

Ahh the days when netjak tried to rule legends, and then SG got lazy and they did.....irony...so fun .

I really don't believe netjak would have gotten that far in Legends if SG stuck to their guns.

Irony would be 12 not being accepted into SG b/c he isn't good enough, he creates NJ then takes over.

Well, literally a day before I decided to start clan [netjak.com], I played Rescorlian. He kicked my behind, but he invited me into SI because I had "potential". I chose not to...as of the writing of this post, I can't remember my exact reasons back then. Now THAT'S irony.

Am I still right thus far in my netjak tourney prediction?

http://img313.imageshack.us/img313/4049/tournamentbracket9de.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

I agree, and Streetgangbang is more like a bad case of herpes than anything else. He's irritating, you can't get rid of him, and he just keeps coming back. But Streetgang retarded? Let's not insult the retarded.

Oh.

My.

hi guys!!!

Hello. An entire war later,you return.

12

[roody poo]

Well, literally a day before I decided to start clan [netjak.com], I played Rescorlian. He kicked my behind, but he invited me into SI because I had "potential". I chose not to...as of the writing of this post, I can't remember my exact reasons back then. Now THAT'S irony.

12

Irony has now been defined. Credit either 12, Webster, or myself. :bigsmile:

[Terps rock]

I do like a good paradox better than good irony though...

[actgfin1234]

Uh, you have to earn respect to be talking about my mom. It's an inside joke between few netjakkers, and your not one. :cool:

She gave me permission. :)

[old_man_killer]

Hand lotion is for pussy's!!

No, it's for hands! :rolleyes:

[old_man_killer]

Jolly is looking for a mental image to go with his hand lotion.
It helps speed up the process.
:)

EDIT- Roody tossed him a crumb.




You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Hugh Junit again. :mad:

[Jolly Rancher]

No, it's for hands! :rolleyes:

Damn, got me there.

[Caspa]

lotion is to moisturize, so technically can be used for multiple things :D

[Dove]

I think pretty much everyone here gets that Caspa... the thing is...

Never mind. Just... never mind :fool:

[_Thunder_]

She gave me permission. :)
:tease: <-- act.

[nomar]

She gave me permission. :)

Not funny, and pretty lame.

[Twelve]

Alright...time to put a clamp-down on the Nomar's mom jokes. Just so folks know, only NETJAKKERS can make that joke from now on without getting a neg-rep. And even so, not every netjakker can do so. I don't want to see any netjak n00bs doing it. People need to know their boundaries...capeche? ;)

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[bludhoundz]

Damnit..no more nomar's mom for me I guess.

[>C H A l N]

Again CHAIN, all I am asking is that you officially state you will leave if we don't upgrade you. I've sponsored others, I will do the same for you, I just want to see how important it is to you.

I was going to stay with netjak no matter what happens. But I already got wiped :( thanks anyway roody

[CRX687]

Alright...time to put a clamp-down on the Nomar's mom jokes. Just so folks know, only NETJAKKERS can make that joke from now on without getting a neg-rep. And even so, not every netjakker can do so. I don't want to see any netjak n00bs doing it. People need to know their boundaries...capeche? ;)

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In other words... Nomar's mom comes exclusively with being an NJ leader. ;)

But seriously... this will be my last one for a LONG time.

[Jonspen]

Alright...time to put a clamp-down on the Nomar's mom jokes. Just so folks know, only NETJAKKERS can make that joke from now on without getting a neg-rep. And even so, not every netjakker can do so. I don't want to see any netjak n00bs doing it. People need to know their boundaries...capeche? ;)

12

Oh now come on.

I've been doing it since the dawn of time. :D

[roody poo]

Seriously guys.

[Jonspen]

I know.

But I don't do it as much as they do anyway.

I just seize the opportunity for a good one if it rises.

[Elektra]

I WIN!!

umm

say hi to me guys! how's netjak been since i've been away?

[Dragoen Link]

Pawning,as uaual! :p

[bludhoundz]

Alright...time to put a clamp-down on the Nomar's mom jokes. Just so folks know, only NETJAKKERS can make that joke from now on without getting a neg-rep. And even so, not every netjakker can do so. I don't want to see any netjak n00bs doing it. People need to know their boundaries...capeche? ;)

12


I do have to agree with this even though it sort of excludes me; the overusage of this joke by people who are not roody is killing the joke.

[Elektra]

what does pawning mean

[22woger22]

what does pawning mean
Maybe he meant he visited a Pawn Shop :p.

But I assume he meant 'pwned'

-22-

[Twelve]

I WIN!!

umm

say hi to me guys! how's netjak been since i've been away?

Never been better!

12

[bludhoundz]

what does pawning mean
pwn = own.

Destroying, demolishing, beating. I could go on but my fingers hurt.

[22woger22]

pwn = own.

Destroying, demolishing, beating. I could go on but my fingers hurt.
Actually, pwn = player owned.

-22-

[Hugh Junit]

Pawning,as uaual! :p

Okay, but what the hell does "uaual" mean?
:)

[bludhoundz]

Actually, pwn = player owned.

-22-

No, on cs (counterstrike), someone mistyped own as pwn, and thus the two mean the same thing now.

[22woger22]

No, on cs (counterstrike), someone mistyped own as pwn, and thus the two mean the same thing now.
Yeah I know, but i'm referring to the TAO FAQ, rather than a phrase with a spelling error.

-22-

[Elektra]

stupid stupid people

[old_man_killer]

Never been better!

12

that was a mean thing to say. :p


Welcome back Electra, we missed you. :D

[Dove]

*waves*

Hi Elektra!

[Coffin Fedder]

I'll give him $5 to go jump infront of a moving bus! :*diablo:

Nomar to be completly honest I whould actually try that then when but I whould try running away from the bus

[Twelve]

that was a mean thing to say. :p


Oh pulleeeze...I don't tease my own clan peoples. :rolleyes: Seriously...this clan has never been as good as it is now.

12

[Jonspen]

I WIN!!

umm

say hi to me guys! how's netjak been since i've been away?

Hi. ;)

[The Exile]

Seriously...this clan has never been as good as it is now.

12
Of course. I'm in it now. :cool:

[Twelve]

It certainly helps.

Exiled, I still can't believe you beat a JW with 7 units...and the dude had TWO clerics!! And GREY!!!

I wish I had that game recorded.

12

[The Exile]

Well he made one critical error... moving his scout to shoot my BW without any support. Two chanty moves later and the scout was as good as dead... he then sent up his knights to take out the chanty focus and got those frozen as well... he played very poorly at the beginning, which made the unit difference almost inconsequential. Even some good endgame play (rendering my chanty of less use by spreading his point of attack with his knights) couldn't save him, especially as he didn't use his witch at all until the very end.

Now I'm going to try and claim the bounty again. :cool:

[Terps rock]

Of course. I'm in it now. :cool:
me too :cool:

[CRX687]

Well he made one critical error... moving his scout to shoot my BW without any support. Two chanty moves later and the scout was as good as dead... he then sent up his knights to take out the chanty focus and got those frozen as well... he played very poorly at the beginning, which made the unit difference almost inconsequential. Even some good endgame play (rendering my chanty of less use by spreading his point of attack with his knights) couldn't save him, especially as he didn't use his witch at all until the very end.

Now I'm going to try and claim the bounty again. :cool:

challenges can only be completed once :p

You guys need to get to work taking on the hitlist, that's where the points are found ;)

*off to think of more challenges*

[The Exile]

Stiffness and StreetGang avoid me. They know I'll beat them. :cool:

Especially stiffness. I notice that whenever I log on and he's online, he logs off, and magically carlos22 appears 5 seconds later. But of course, it's not stiffness. Oh no. It's a coincidence.

[Twelve]

Dude...Clacker just perfected a GOLD with 7 units...as a GREY. Wouldn't surprise me if that was a JW too...

12

[Hatchet Warrior]

I already got a post on kickin streetgang around.

[The Exile]

Dude...Clacker just perfected a GOLD with 7 units...as a GREY. Wouldn't surprise me if that was a JW too...

12
Yeah, but was the gold above 900? :wink2:

Props to the clackster.

[Dove]

me too :cool:

I'm gold now :cool: .

Congrats Exile and Clack, rockin hard as usual.

[Hatchet Warrior]

Alright, I am finally retired guys, have fun, I hope you guys like Shangri-La and Krazy Klown.

[theAdmiralty]

Retirement is for old men and middle-aged hookers who can't sit down without feeling a swift breeze hit the back of their box. You are just leaving.

Either way....Bye Hatchet.

[Dove]

Addy! I need to talk to you!

Bye Hatchet!

[theAdmiralty]

Addy! I need to talk to you!

Bye Hatchet!

Check your mailbox.

[CRX687]

challenges can only be completed once :p


I retract this statement... a revision has been made.

[bludhoundz]

Later Hatchet.

[Terps rock]

One more time, I am now! -going to carowinds, the amusement park. Tuesday I will go to the John Cougar Mellencamp and John Fogerty (from Creedance Clearwater Revival) in concert. I will be back Wednesday, and CRX Bring punk, cuz It's on!

[Hatchet Warrior]

One more time, I am now! -going to carowinds, the amusement park. Tuesday I will go to the John Cougar Mellencamp and John Fogerty (from Creedance Clearwater Revival) in concert. I will be back Wednesday, and CRX Bring punk, cuz It's on!
You still owe me a game.

[Hugh Junit]

Alright, I am finally retired guys

Have fun in retirement, HW.
Play lots of golf, drink tons of iced tea on your front porch and don't let those neighborhood punks cut across your lawn on their way to school.
Get a small dog, one that barks constantly, and take him everywhere you go.
Wear huge sunglasses, and even huger hats. Baseball caps. The kind that have padded fronts and meshed webbing in the back.
Never miss an episode of Matlock, even though they're all reruns. Never.
Take care, dude.
:cool:

[Hatchet Warrior]

Have fun in retirement, HW.
Play lots of golf, drink tons of iced tea on your front porch and don't let those neighborhood punks cut across your lawn on their way to school.
Get a small dog, one that barks constantly, and take him everywhere you go.
Wear huge sunglasses, and even huger hats. Baseball caps. The kind that have padded fronts and meshed webbing in the back.
Never miss an episode of Matlock, even though they're all reruns. Never.
Take care, dude.
:cool:
From the game, not all together :P
I'll still be the same :D

[roody poo]

Have fun in retirement, HW.
Play lots of golf, drink tons of iced tea on your front porch and don't let those neighborhood punks cut across your lawn on their way to school.
Get a small dog, one that barks constantly, and take him everywhere you go.
Wear huge sunglasses, and even huger hats. Baseball caps. The kind that have padded fronts and meshed webbing in the back.
Never miss an episode of Matlock, even though they're all reruns. Never.
Take care, dude.
:cool:

nice old people crackback.

[Coffin Fedder]

Have fun in retirement, HW.
Play lots of golf, drink tons of iced tea on your front porch and don't let those neighborhood punks cut across your lawn on their way to school.
Get a small dog, one that barks constantly, and take him everywhere you go.
Wear huge sunglasses, and even huger hats. Baseball caps. The kind that have padded fronts and meshed webbing in the back.
Never miss an episode of Matlock, even though they're all reruns. Never.
Take care, dude.
:cool:

hugh trust me he's gonna have fun well he's retired and yes thats about his ushally day IF he is "grounded" which he barley ever is anymore, but i'm guessing he's gonna probably just go chill with some of his friends and he probably he has someone he wants to see a lot more

[Jeffery]

User Name Posts
Twelve 644
Jeffery 365
WaCk-HeAd 351
Bottle 325
Jonspen 321
old_man_killer 311
Hugh Junit 298
roody poo 257

[22woger22]

User Name Posts
Twelve 644
Jeffery 365
WaCk-HeAd 351
Bottle 325
Jonspen 321
old_man_killer 311
Hugh Junit 298
roody poo 257
14 posts for me :).

At least i'm in the top half of the posters :cool:.

-22-

[roody poo]

old_man_killer 311

*ODG and 311 in the same statement for the first and last time.*

[nomar]

Have fun in retirement, HW.
Play lots of golf, drink tons of iced tea on your front porch and don't let those neighborhood punks cut across your lawn on their way to school.
Get a small dog, one that barks constantly, and take him everywhere you go.
Wear huge sunglasses, and even huger hats. Baseball caps. The kind that have padded fronts and meshed webbing in the back.
Never miss an episode of Matlock, even though they're all reruns. Never.
Take care, dude.
:cool:

I prefer to get a beach house and drink out in the water when i retire. Have a nice little tanned hottie wait on me at my beck and call.

*dreams*

That won't be in a long time though :crybaby:

[bludhoundz]

Game someone?

[Coffin Fedder]

I prefer to get a beach house and drink out in the water when i retire. Have a nice little tanned hottie wait on me at my beck and call.

*dreams*

That won't be in a long time though :crybaby:

Nomar I wish I had a mind like you lol

[Twelve]

User Name Posts
Twelve 644
Jeffery 365
WaCk-HeAd 351
Bottle 325
Jonspen 321
old_man_killer 311
Hugh Junit 298
roody poo 257

What is this a list of?

Hatchet: Faretheewell. Don't stay out too long, bro.

Terps: Be Safe.

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[Sir Vivian]

I think its of your posts in this thread?

[nomar]

Nomar I wish I had a mind like you lol

Many do :cool:

[roody poo]

Many do :cool:


Nomar, while many people envy you b/c of your mind, I will always envy your ability to suck yourself off. I swear, if I could do that, I would never be online again.

[The Exile]

I thought of a reasonable Nomar's Mom joke to go after those posts, but unfortunately I'm not senior enough in the netjak ranks to post it. :(

[Twelve]

That joke is retired like Frylock and Jordan.

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[The Exile]

Which is why I didn't post it. :)

[Hugh Junit]

That joke is retired like Frylock and Jordan.

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And Shawn Kemp, but I hear he's making a comeback.
:rolleyes:

[Twelve]

FRYLOCK WINS.

http://www.tacticsarena.com/forum/showthread.php?p=475220#post475220

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[22woger22]

FRYLOCK WINS.

http://www.tacticsarena.com/forum/showthread.php?p=475220#post475220

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Nice work Fry! What prize did he choose? I'm too lazy to read the whole thread, not enough time.

-22-

[Hatchet Warrior]

He went for the L ward.

[Hatchet Warrior]

Double Post!
Woot!!!!! 1001th post!!!!!!!
Party Time.

[nomar]

And Shawn Kemp, but I hear he's making a comeback.
:rolleyes:


He needs to support all 12 of his kids (with different women too)!!

[roody poo]

He needs to support all 12 of his kids (with different women too)!!

Then why did Wilt the Stilt Chamberlin ever retire?

[Moose]

Roody, theres some things in life that make you want to be a good person.

Now grab me my pipe and a 6 pack and i'll explain

*sits on a laziboy*

[nomar]

Then why did Wilt the Stilt Chamberlin ever retire?

Because he was much smoother, and said if the women say they have his child, he'd beat that ass. Didn't you see Cohnan? Wilt was a mean mofo!

[meat.eater]

Wow, i had no idea i was a helping factor in the creation of your "Official Statement" like a year ago.

Oh and, wack, if you ever see this, whats happening with what i asked you about?

[roody poo]

Roody, theres some things in life that make you want to be a good person.

Now grab me my pipe and a 6 pack and i'll explain

*sits on a laziboy*


*Walks back to the NJ pad and goes to the fridge. Pulls out a case of beer. Looks at the box as it says "PROPERTY OF HUGH, THIEVES SUBJECT TO DEATH". Takes out seven beers, looks at the brand, puts the seventh back and leaves a note "I.O.U. Six Beers. ~ Sincerely Moose". Shoves the case back into the fridge. Picks up the beers, puts them in a grocery bag, and heads out the back door to the dumpster. Finds Sir Vival passed out inside the dumpster and takes Vival's crack pipe. Bends over to rinse the pipe off in the adjacent unidentifiable liquid puddle, sticks it in the bag with the beer and takes it back to moose.*

Hey Moose, no need to get up, you want this entire six pack in there or do I need to put them in the fridge for ya?

*big grin*

[meat.eater]

I think its La-Z-Boy. But only a true man knows that.

[Moose]

When I feel like adding in dashes to make it politically correct meat, i'll tell ya.

Besides it takes a true man to realize that being lazy is alright ;).

[roody poo]

What? I go to all that trouble and you still don't "explain" to me?

[Twelve]

Wow, i had no idea i was a helping factor in the creation of your "Official Statement" like a year ago.


Heh.


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[The Exile]

Heh.


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Concise posts are best.

[Twelve]

That's how 12 posts when he's upset.

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[The Exile]

Concise posts where one talks about oneself in the third person are even better. :)

[Jeffery]

Concise posts where one talks about oneself in the third person are even better. :)
Concise posts, where one refers to ones self in third, fourth, fifth, and sixth person are even batter. Just ask Jeffery, Fred, Frank, George and Greg.

[Coffin Fedder]

Concise posts, where one refers to ones self in third, fourth, fifth, and sixth person are even batter. Just ask Jeffery, Fred, Frank, George and Greg.

Jeffery does have a point..... Jeffery I havent seen you in Netjak fourms for awhile lol :p

[bludhoundz]

That's how 12 posts when he's upset.

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Why is Twelve upset? 0.o

[Jeffery]

Jeffery does have a point..... Jeffery I havent seen you in Netjak fourms for awhile lol :p

You didn;t see the thread by me "Lesson in Netjak Pride"?


Blud, you should just join Netjak. You spend all hyour time in this thread already.

[roody poo]

Why is Twelve upset? 0.o
Blud, do you live in a cave? Come on dude, join reality every so often would ya?

[Coffin Fedder]

Blud, do you live in a cave? Come on dude, join reality every so often would ya?

Lol Roody thats a lil mean but I agree with him

[meat.eater]

Well i dont get it either, but im kinda known as a dumbass.

Psst...is it the whole "Nostalgia tourney thingy?..."

[roody poo]

Lol Roody thats a lil mean but I agree with him

Dude you have no idea how to take my comments then.

[bludhoundz]

If I'd have to guess, like meat said; the nostalgia tourney.

[roody poo]

Blud, I just noticed your "king" pic in your sig. No offense but I wouldn't take that in high regard... Jolly is always on his knees anyway. *shrug*

[bludhoundz]

Yeah I know..but I felt like screenying it.

Anyhoo, I've just resolved not to post on that thread, its all BS. Fewer people posting, higher chance of it dying.

[roody poo]

Yeah I know..but I felt like screenying it.

Anyhoo, I've just resolved not to post on that thread, its all BS. Fewer people posting, higher chance of it dying.

I wish that were true. Unfortunately it will never die until a decision is made. On top of that, the judge seems content on arguing for one of the sides and not making his call.

[nomar]

I couldn't help but make a little jab at SG. Oh well, they should have shut the damn thread down 2 days ago.

[Dove]

Hm. So... happy going away present after all, FryLock. A 45 page discussion about how you "cheated" and "doctored" a screenshot to win a tournament over the freaking internet.

Jolly times indeed.

As far as evidence goes, I'm not sure I understand most of it. I do, however, trust FryLock.

[nomar]

Hm. So... happy going away present after all, FryLock. A 45 page discussion about how you "cheated" and "doctored" a screenshot to win a tournament over the freaking internet.

Jolly times indeed.

As far as evidence goes, I'm not sure I understand most of it. I do, however, trust FryLock.

Word ;)

[Terps rock]

Guess whose back?

Wow, what a great two days.

The first day I arrived at Carowinds Amusement theme park, around 11:30.
That day we went on most of the wimpy roller coasters, including, that mine one, Carolina Cyclone, Vortex, Thunder Road, The Hurler, Runaway Repta, Rapids, Thornberry ride, bumber cars, The scooby doo arcade shooting ride game thing, dropzone, and the upside down ship thing.

I also stood in line for borg for 40 mins, to here that it is having problems, and will be atleast 30 mins till it is running again...( I am no where near the front)
I also got stuck on the Vortex for like 20 min, which was painful, because You stand up on it, with a seat like a bicycle one up my crotch.

As exiting I jumped on the middle of top gun, and was unimpressed, but happy with the overall day, and doing lots of cool coasters.

Day 2, I Rushed in at opening to the borg, Waited about 30 min, then got stuck on the back row, which I found out to be the best. This roller coaster lies you down, and moves in the direction of your head. It then flips you upside down so you are hanging by the restraints. with the coaster above you. Being in the back row the G's on the loop were amazing!!! My face was sore for 5 min afterwards, because It got pushed so far back.

I then went on this super saturator, where you dump water on people, and they can shoot water at you from these little guns, I nailed this adult really good. Then I shot from one of the guns, at the oldest person that was on the coaster, or if they had glasses.

Then these two girls I nailed came down, and we talked and shot at people for like 45 min, then I ate lunch with them, Got their AIM, and went off to ride top gun again, this time front row.

Well, I got front outside, the outside that one the first drop sticks out! IT was SWEET!
My stomach was in my mouth, and my mouth was pried open, and soaking the people behind me. It was sweet, because Front row you got the wind, and you got the view of a lifetime!!!!

We left, and I took a nap at our hotel, Then went to the lobby and hung out with some National Softball girls U16 team, Ohio Ice.

Now for the best part!
John Fogerty and John Mellencamp in concert!

We got the best lawn seats in the house. We were moved up, but our lawn seats were better!

Fogerty's music didn't have the good sound quality like Mellencamp, GAH I hate when they do that. I loved Fogerty's performance more, because He played alot of Creedance Clearwater. It was close though because Mellencamp was pretty sweet. R-O-C-K the USA brought me to my feet for the rest of the night.

O' Vacation is so sweet.

PS. Ranked 27th on GL!

[Twelve]

*NOT* in a good mood.

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[Moose]

Ever notice how reals tournys end up in disaster?

Or maybe i'm just oblivious, it wouldn't be the first time.

[CRX687]

Ever notice how reals tournys end up in disaster?

Or maybe i'm just oblivious, it wouldn't be the first time.

yes, next time there's a tourney, I won't participate unless a new rule is added...

"in the event of any kind of dispute, crx wins the prize" :cool:

[Terps rock]

Does this tourny thing really make peps this upset?

[Twelve]

Ever notice how reals tournys end up in disaster?



Ever notice how every disaster involves netjak?

Sheesh...

Terps...I'm sorry for not referring to your long post appropriately...much like Moose's sporting achievements(props, by the way), it was just posted at the wrong time for me.

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[Moose]

Nah, SG had a lot more disasters, but they were of overbearing power for TAO struggles rather then cheating/scamming problems.


Anyways Twelve, and don't take what i'm about to say the wrong way, but when you build up to having your own domain on the web, and enlist members, sometimes bad things happen to the "big crowd". Again thats not insulting, thats realistic.

[Twelve]

Nah, SG had a lot more disasters, but they were of overbearing power for TAO struggles rather then cheating/scamming problems.


Anyways Twelve, and don't take what i'm about to say the wrong way, but when you build up to having your own domain on the web, and enlist members, sometimes bad things happen to the "big crowd". Again thats not insulting, thats realistic.

It seems you mistook my question for being one that I don't know the answer for(which is understandable, since that's why most folks ask questions...lol). In some ways, Moose, I am quite happy netjak is involved with all of the disasters...because it means we are THERE. We are also involved with the good stuff too.

I'm going to bed. I'll be a better Twelve tomorrow. I promise.

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[Terps rock]

bed good idea.

[Dove]

Sleep tight 12. If the "gay marriage" thread doesn't die quickly I think we'll need some Christian input... bad.

[Elektra]

what happened to my netcave access?!

[Hatchet Warrior]

you didn't post enough.

[Elektra]

*sniffs*

but i love the netcave. what's up w/ u hatchet

[Hatchet Warrior]

not much, yourself?

[Elektra]

well i just got back today from my summer house so all is well. i dunno the last couple of days were really nice and sunny so the tan I wanted so life for me at the moment is complete. oh and laguna beach is playing every night on MTV so i have something to live for now.

[meat.eater]

I just have stopped talking abotu the whole thing. Im trying not to have hard feelings to anybody, because we will never know for sure. The more its talked about, the more i fear i will though, so i'm steering clear.

[Hatchet Warrior]

well i just got back today from my summer house so all is well. i dunno the last couple of days were really nice and sunny so the tan I wanted so life for me at the moment is complete. oh and laguna beach is playing every night on MTV so i have something to live for now.
that is very interesting. I am leaving for Colorado on sunday, but I might have court in a few days.

[Elektra]

one of my ex's goes to colorado @ boulder :) what's in colorado in the summer? i've only gone there for skiing in the winter time...

and why r u in court? been a bad man?

[Hatchet Warrior]

I'm going to Bolder too. My family lives there, so I am going to visit. You mean "Bad Boy" since I am only 14. I was out after 10 in a different state, plus my friend had weed and other stuff on him.

[Elektra]

wtf you get in trouble w/ the law if you're out after 10? that's kind of lame. and yes getting caught w/ weed on you sucks. my friend got arrested once for trying to steal a bunch of shit at some store and got caught and they found the weed on him, but he only had to pay a fine

[Hatchet Warrior]

yea, well it was states curfew.

[Elektra]

ew those exist? i thought they were only real on that episode of the simpsons or family guy or something

[Hatchet Warrior]

Yea, they exist. I am always out after curfew anyways, but people were breaking car windows so they pulled us over.

[Elektra]

you probably live in one of those retarded states

[Hatchet Warrior]

New York has too many people to pull over so they give up. I live in North Dakota though, so less people to do this too.

[Elektra]

new york sucks so much. there's too many annoying people who get in your way and its so awful here and life sucks so much :(

[Hatchet Warrior]

Then move to a smaller state.

[Elektra]

and have to deal w/ annoying people in a much smaller area? that's awful ew.

[Hatchet Warrior]

you can ignore them here. Look at how i'm doing lol

[Elektra]

but you're a guy who lives in some nowhere place in north dakota who has to get inside by 10 i dont think you'd be able to fix my problems lol

[Hatchet Warrior]

but you're a guy who lives in some nowhere place in north dakota who has to get inside by 10 i dont think you'd be able to fix my problems lol
I was in Minnasota lol
I live in a bigger city of North Dakota also.

[Elektra]

what in minnesota that makes it think its so appealing?

[Hatchet Warrior]

I was pulled over in minnasota. Grand Forks cops are to lazy to chase after you.

[Elektra]

sounds hot...

im going to bed have a good night!

[Hatchet Warrior]

yea it actually is. Have a good night sleep.

[CRX687]

GAH! I'm in Minnesota right now... it's TERRIBLE. Even the "cities" are dull. The only real thing I've learned here is that I HATE small towns.

HAtchet, I used to live in Boulder, which part are you going to?

And I love NYC :p

elektra, pm twelve on our forums, he'll return you to the netcave.

[theAdmiralty]

yea it actually is. Have a good night sleep.

You two were working on a full page. Sheesh.

[roody poo]

Now for the best part!
John Mellencamp in concert!

How nice this must have been. One of the few concerts I would love to see that I will probably never see. I caught some live performances on TV and he sounds just as good in person as he does on his albums. He just has so many songs though I am afraid I might be disappointed if I do hear a few favorites. Please tell me he played Authority Song.

[nomar]

I have to admit, NYC does rock. Their teams suck (hahaha 12), but the city is so diverse it's amazing. I wish i grew up there, but oh well. I do love Chicago and Boston over NYC.

[bludhoundz]

I have grown up and still live in NYC :D

[Terps rock]

How nice this must have been. One of the few concerts I would love to see that I will probably never see. I caught some live performances on TV and he sounds just as good in person as he does on his albums. He just has so many songs though I am afraid I might be disappointed if I do hear a few favorites. Please tell me he played Authority Song.
O' Yeah. He played alot of old songs, including " I fight authority, authority always win"

[Moose]

American Cities, hmm, I say go Canada, but then again thats Canadian pride.

[nomar]

Canada sucks!

Just kidding you Canucks!

:eek:

[Moose]

Canada sucks!

Just kidding you Canucks!

:eek:

Your Mom Sucks ;).

[Hatchet Warrior]

I won't find out till sunday crx.

[Moose]

I'm Not A Canuck, I"m A Prarie Dog!

[nomar]

I'm Not A Canuck, I"m A Prarie Dog!


Did you just notice i used black text :p

[Terps rock]

prairie dogs are so cool!!!

I saw them in the Buffalo zoo when i was 5, and played little games in kindergarden where we were ninja prairie dogs and fight other animals, All imagination. Boy was that fun!

[Coffin Fedder]

wow terps u most of had a lot of fun while u were a kid lol,

CANNON FODDER lol

[Twelve]

Yeah, Elektra...just pm me in the nj forums and you're all set.

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[Moose]

Well Nomar, I did see it, and....I'M NOT A WESTERN CANUCK :p.

[Twelve]

Elektra, don't worry about the pm. You're in the netcave once again. Now post there at least once a week and you're fine.

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[CRX687]

lol lektra... figures the first thing you do in the netcave is insult someone outright...

IDK why... but you remind me of a mix between roody, nomar, and proph. O_O

[old_man_killer]

huh....kids, go figure

[Elektra]

lol lektra... figures the first thing you do in the netcave is insult someone outright...

IDK why... but you remind me of a mix between roody, nomar, and proph. O_Oi dunno what to feel about that...

[Jeffery]

Warm and tingly is always a fun way to feel.

[bludhoundz]

I don't know whether to laugh or throw up. :wacko:

[nomar]

lol lektra... figures the first thing you do in the netcave is insult someone outright...

IDK why... but you remind me of a mix between roody, nomar, and proph. O_O

Roody, Me and Prophet with TITS?!?!?!?!!?

The world is coming to an end!

[Twelve]

lol lektra... figures the first thing you do in the netcave is insult someone outright...

IDK why... but you remind me of a mix between roody, nomar, and proph. O_O

Well, you can tell she's a hardcore city-girl. Still, I think she blew her chances of ever getting a banner from Clacker. :(

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[roody poo]

i dunno what to feel about that...


I got an idea where you should start.

[nomar]

I got an idea where you should start.

She didn't say "where" roody, she said "what". :cool:

[roody poo]

She didn't say "where" roody, she said "what". :cool:

Thus the brilliance of the post. B/C I know exactly "where" that "what" is. ;)

[Twelve]

*heaves breakfast cereal on keyboard*

Thanx guys....thanx a lot!!! Grossness!!!

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[The Prophet]

Thus the brilliance of the post. B/C I know exactly "where" that "what" is. ;)

Go ahead enlighten us.

I dare ya. :bigsmile:

[roody poo]

Go ahead enlighten us.

I dare ya. :bigsmile:

Well... *remembers that 15 will get you 20* ..... maybe I should wait a few years before approaching this topic further. :(

[The Prophet]

Well they say, "If the field has grass on it, you can play in it." :crazy:

[theAdmiralty]

Well they say, "If the field has grass on it, you can play in it." :crazy:

I like my woman with a full grown jungle. Makes for a more mysterious entry.

[roody poo]

Well they say, "If the field has grass on it, you can play in it." :crazy:


Somehow I don't think that will hold up in court. :(

[Terps rock]

If Michael can get off the hook, you can too.

[Jolly Rancher]

I like my woman with a full grown jungle. Makes for a more mysterious entry.

:confused:

[Terps rock]

Jolly He is clearly talking about safari's so don't worry. :bigsmile:

[roody poo]

Makes for a more mysterious entry.


I thought that was like when you accidently slip and you find the other way in?

[Twelve]

I like my woman with a full grown jungle. Makes for a more mysterious entry.

So say people from the country. I'm a city boy and like the bushes to be trimmed and the paths to be clear. Hence is the benefit of civilization.

And...NO, Prophet! No, no, no!

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[nomar]

I like my women like my peaches, sweat and a little fuzz! :yes2:

[Twelve]

Sweat and fuzz are good, but only hot peaches sweat.

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[roody poo]

Sweat and fuzz are good, but only hot peaches sweat.

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Some of the ugly ones sweat too. It may take those ugly peaches hours to get eaten whereas it only takes about 25 mins to eat the hot ones. Too bad it's not the other way around. :(