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[The Prophet]

I thought that was like when you accidently slip and you find the other way in?
The back entrance is a scary place.

[Twelve]

Some of the ugly ones sweat too. It may take those ugly peaches hours to get eaten whereas it only takes about 25 mins to eat the hot ones. Too bad it's not the other way around. :(

Sheesh, Rood...you must have eaten a lot of ugly peaches to be able to speak so clearly on this subject!!!

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[nomar]

Sheesh, Rood...you must have eaten a lot of ugly peaches to be able to speak so clearly on this subject!!!

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HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

:bad: :bad: :bad:

[Twelve]

HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

:bad: :bad: :bad:

Word, cuz...I throw the ugly ones away!!!

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[nomar]

Since you've seen my women, you know i've never had an ugly one! :cool:

[Terps rock]

Seen 'em in my bed, that about it. :cool:

[nomar]

Seen 'em in my bed, that about it. :cool:

Only thing you've seen in your bed are G I Joes.

[Terps rock]

What can I say I pimp your hoes.

[nomar]

What can I say I pimp your hoes.

Dude, not funny :dry:

[Terps rock]

:eek: :confused: ;) :(

[nomar]

:bb: :spiteful: :rtfm: :threaten:

[Terps rock]

:tomato: :nyam: :lazy2: :yahoo:

[The Exile]

Well, aren't we all mature. :rolleyes:

[Terps rock]

:stop: :search: :nono: :*ph34r2:

[roody poo]

Word, cuz...I throw the ugly ones away!!!

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It also seems that you don't drink near as often as I do. Sometimes those bruises and bad spots don't show up so well. And sometimes when I'm hungary and there are no hot peaches around it just seems rude to let the bad ones go to waste. Here recently I have learned that some of the best peaches are the ones you leave on the tree for longer periods of time.

Since you've seen my women, you know i've never had an ugly one!

The pics of you and your sister in the tub when you were 5 don't tell us much.

[Twelve]

Terps, you've entered the uncool zone, and the Land of Unfunee. Realize that I've booted people out of the clan for simply being uncool.

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[Terps rock]

hmm....

[Twelve]

Oh trust me, I have. I don't need complicated reasons to boot people out of the clan. :bigsmile:

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[Terps rock]

I have never not trusted you.

[The Prophet]

Ha Ha!

Terps got in trouble

Na Na Na Boo Boo

[meat.eater]

Terps, you've entered the uncool zone, and the Land of Unfunee. Realize that I've booted people out of the clan for simply being uncool.

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*raises hand*

oh wait...

[Daemon Bloodmaw]

This thread is more than 50% of this entire section's post count. Frightening.

[Twelve]

This thread is more than 50% of this entire section's post count. Frightening.

Yes. THAT, my BG brother, is the definition of frightening.

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[nomar]

Yes. THAT, my BG brother, is the definition of frightening.

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Netjak = Frightening :threaten: :threaten:

[Terps rock]

I want to use excessive amount of smilies too!

[nomar]

I would like a positive rep. I'm tired of starring at my last one. It's an unsigned neg one. :cool:

[Terps rock]

same, it is from kyir cuz he didn't get the inside joke...

But I don't think we can rep each other...

[Twelve]

Just got off the phone with WACK-HEAD and ROODY....AT THE SAME TIME.

Did someone record that mess?

CRAZY.

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[Terps rock]

word beyotch!

[roody poo]

Just got off the phone with WACK-HEAD and ROODY....AT THE SAME TIME.

Did someone record that mess?

CRAZY.

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Dude, my head hurts from trying to figure out what mushmouth was saying. I couldn't tell if you two were in separate locations and his wording was just that bad or if you two were sharing the same phone and he had your johnson in his mouth.

[Twelve]

Dude, my head hurts from trying to figure out what mushmouth was saying. I couldn't tell if you two were in separate locations and his wording was just that bad or if you two were sharing the same phone and he had your johnson in his mouth.

Basically, you just opened up full access to talking about your EXTREMELY hilarious accent. Where you from, the freakin' bayou or something? lol


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[roody poo]

Basically, you just opened up full access to talking about your EXTREMELY hilarious accent. Where you from, the freakin' bayou or something? lol


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Hey, I know my accent is bad. Sad thing is, mine is not near as bad as some others around here. Your New York ass would have a field day with these southern draws around here.

[Jeffery]

Basically, you just opened up full access to talking about your EXTREMELY hilarious accent. Where you from, the freakin' bayou or something? lol


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Not his fault he had a mouth full of gator prick. He's from the south.

[roody poo]

Not his fault he had a mouth full of gator prick. He's from the south.

No gators in these parts.... just muskrat.

[Hugh Junit]

No gators in these parts.... just muskrat.


Muskrat.
It's not just for breakfast anymore.

[Terps rock]

Who voted not word!

[roody poo]

Muskrat.
It's not just for breakfast anymore.


See that was the slogan they tried to use, but it just never caught on b/c people around here can't really afford to eat more than one meal a day as it is. So breakfast is pretty much all they have. They put together yet another test group and came up with "Muskrat, tastes just like chicken."

[Twelve]

See that was the slogan they tried to use, but it just never caught on b/c people around here can't really afford to eat more than one meal a day as it is. So breakfast is pretty much all they have. They put together yet another test group and came up with "Muskrat, tastes just like chicken."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Terps rock]

Yo, 12 did I get kicked out of netjak?

[Hugh Junit]

"Muskrat, tastes just like chicken."


That has a helluva nice ring to it.
:D

[roody poo]

That has a helluva nice ring to it.
:D


And it's true too. I was getting gas at the gas station and went in to do my grocery shopping and that dude was outside givin the "quick mart muskrat challenge". He put a piece of chicken on one stick and a piece of muskrat on another, blindfolded me, and had me try both. I picked the first one as chicken, when I took off my blindfold he had run off with my groceries (some beef jerky, a quart of milk, and some paminto cheese) I looked at the table and there was a note that said "Suprise, they are both muskrat". I couldn't believe it!

[Twelve]

Yo, 12 did I get kicked out of netjak?

Oh, were you not able to access the website?

Oh dang...I know what must have happened. You must have setoff the anti-spam protection. If you post like a moron too often, you automatically get booted.

I'm sorry about that...I've turned it off for you now. It's safe for you to enter again. But beware...you might set it off again.

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[Jolly Rancher]

And how can we aviod this, Twelve?

[Terps rock]

By not posting on Every thread you want too. :(

[Twelve]

No...you can post as much as you want but at least put substantial thought into those posts. Quality is better than quantity.


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[nomar]

Oh, were you not able to access the website?

Oh dang...I know what must have happened. You must have setoff the anti-spam protection. If you post like a moron too often, you automatically get booted.

I'm sorry about that...I've turned it off for you now. It's safe for you to enter again. But beware...you might set it off again.

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HAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dove]

*sigh*

Bye FryLock.

Anyways, the rankings update came at the worst possible time for me... quite literally. Last night I managed to lose enough games to put me down to 1375 or so, then the update, now I'm back up to 1395 and counting.

Sorry fellas, I promise I'll be up there next time.

[Elektra]

i love u dove

[Dove]

I was just about to PM you...

I love you too!

In an internet, we're in the same clan, think your pics in the pic thread are cute kind of way, of course.

How are you?

[Elektra]

its ridiculous how many PMs i get from ppl saying im hot. i wanna take off my pictures from off that thread haha

im good. ive been having sleep troubles lately it sucks :( whats up w/ you??

[Dove]

Hm, my sleep troubles are mostly from staying up too late and sleeping too late :p . I don't know what time it is where you're at but now it's 2 a.m. where I'm at and I've still got a full tank left.

Getting ready for soccer and school to start. Besides that, posting and other life things.

If you'd like, catch me on AIM or MSN sometime (but now now, maybe I don't have quite a full tank left).

Good to see ya around though.

[Elektra]

u too...school doesnt start for me until september. yay

[Dove]

Mine starts some time in August...

Well, hope you can sleep well... for now I'm outta here. Later Elektra!

:sleep:

[Hatchet Warrior]

(pokes head into room) hmm, nothing interesting going on here.

[Twelve]

Sorry fellas, I promise I'll be up there next time.

Oh puleeeeze....no need to say sorry. Sheesh.

And yeah, Hatchet...it's a lazy Saturday morning for me.

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[Hatchet Warrior]

same, Just got back from a Party lol

[Twelve]

Was your girl there?

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[Hatchet Warrior]

She's always with me. She has been staying with my lately too. I am getting way to lucky though.

[roody poo]

Was your girl there?

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Well, her and her five sisters are connected to his wrist aren't they? I figure he takes that hand everywhere.

[Terps rock]

oh' roods let hatchet be.

[Terps rock]

Are the clan forums down?

[The Exile]

Looks that way to me.

[Terps rock]

Just making sure I am not the only one.

EDIT: It is back up.

[roody poo]

its ridiculous how many PMs i get from ppl saying im hot. i wanna take off my pictures from off that thread haha


Sorry Elektra, I will try not to pm you so often. I just never get a response and I figure maybe you aren't getting them for some odd reason. :wub: :blush2:

[theAdmiralty]

Indeed you may have taken the lead from theburning. I always thought she was a fox, but it looks like she's gained weight. Ick! :bad: Guess she chose food over realist. Who can blame her?

[.Vash.]

What I dont get anything for being the highest netjak meamber on army. ;)

[Terps rock]

Um, Should you?

[Twelve]

What I dont get anything for being the highest netjak meamber on army. ;)

You get:

MAD PROPS

And some rep from me. You happy now? :bigsmile:

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[theAdmiralty]

What I dont get anything for being the highest netjak meamber on army. ;)

*Insert weed joke*

What were you expecting? Leadership? How about a batch of cookies?

[Twelve]

Hey now...pay respect to the man. Of course, people shouldn't toot their own horn, but STILL...he's netjak's vanguard in Army at the moment.

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[Terps rock]

Ill pay him some respect... but there is no 1800+ netjakker on that server!

[Twelve]

There was at one time...but be patient.

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[Dove]

You won.... let's seeee....

A POEM!!!! WOOOOOO

Here you go:

FryLock, Fry Lie,
Itchy Jock and penii,
F-F--FryFakie Screenii,
Flee Game, Deletii

Heh heh.

[roody poo]

Heh heh.


So am I reading this right? You beat GangBang, so he decides to diss Frylock instead? Or am I mistaken?

[Hatchet Warrior]

I beat gangbang, but he logged off afterwards :P

[Dove]

No. I neg repped him 3 times so I "won"

Since my neg reps were from posts where he was being idiotic towards both FryLock AND netjak as a whole, he decided to hit me below the proverbial belt and PM me about Fry getting deleted.

Welp, he can have fun getting a neg rep from me as often as I can give him one :) . The amusing part is there's nothing he can do about it.

[22woger22]

. The amusing part is there's nothing he can do about it.
Unless the whole TAO community pos reps him, and get revenge on you. But that's less likely to happen then Bills upgrading the forums in the next 10 seconds.

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[Dove]

Unless the whole TAO community pos reps him, and get revenge on you. But that's less likely to happen then Bills upgrading the forums in the next 10 seconds.

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Even less likely because there's a massive netjak presence in the top reputation category.

And c'mon woger, you know you wouldn't do that to me either ;) .

[22woger22]

Even less likely because there's a massive netjak presence in the top reputation category.
Is it because all netjakkers rep each other or something?

And c'mon woger, you know you wouldn't do that to me either ;) .
You don't know what i'm capable of! *evil laugh*. You know i'm kidding, of course.

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[Elektra]

who's here to talk to me??

[Medemia]

I can hang around for a while...

[Elektra]

whats up??

[Medemia]

Not too much. Just chillin', trying to catch a game maybe. It's been a while since I've played so I have to derust. I wonder if I'd be allowed back in netjak since they booted me from the forums :(

[Elektra]

why did they boot u?

[Hugh Junit]

Not too much. Just chillin', trying to catch a game maybe. It's been a while since I've played so I have to derust. I wonder if I'd be allowed back in netjak since they booted me from the forums :(


I'm sure it was just an error , Med. They recently did an overhaul on the netjak forums.
It's great to hear from you, amigo. A few things have happened, recently, but it's still the same old song and dance.
Anything to report?

[Medemia]

Oh man, it's been a busy summer at church. It's fun being the resident message board clergy member. Vacation Bible Schools (yes, there were 2 of them I led) were fun. I'm going to children's camp this week and my brother-in-law is getting married next week and I'm doing the wedding (first time conducting the ceremony. Kinda nerve wracking.) Other than that, it's been a good summer but I'm definately ready for a vacation (coming Labor day weekend! :) )

[Hugh Junit]

Performing a wedding. That's very cool, bro. WaCk did that, last summer, but the ceremony was between a goat and a German Shepherd. :)
On a serious note, it's great to hear things are going well. Don't give those kids an inch.
We miss ya around here, Med. Keep rockin' on, and God bless ya!

[WaCk-HeAd]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Hugh Junit again.

Ok that fucking does it!

*Points to siggy*

[.Vash.]

Im trying to get 1800 stats >_> LEAVE ME ALONE, and do I still get those cookies becuase I LUB COOKIES!!!!!!!!!! :D :D

[roody poo]

]You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Hugh Junit again.

Ok that fucking does it!

*Points to siggy*


But I just got in. I don't want to share with hugh!

[WaCk-HeAd]

Oh come on, you both deserve it!

[Hugh Junit]

I don't want to share with hugh!


You know what joke I want to tell right now. At least, you know who the joke would be about.
I'm really biting my lip here.
Damn kids ruined it for us.

:)

[Dove]

Damn kids

Sorry Hugh :( .

Not that I took part in any of it, but I'm apologizing as a general apology for my kind.

[Twelve]

No. I neg repped him 3 times so I "won"

Since my neg reps were from posts where he was being idiotic towards both FryLock AND netjak as a whole, he decided to hit me below the proverbial belt and PM me about Fry getting deleted.

Welp, he can have fun getting a neg rep from me as often as I can give him one . The amusing part is there's nothing he can do about it.

Trust me...that clown is NEVER getting out of the red. I would love to see how much rep he has... negative 200 by now?

Not too much. Just chillin', trying to catch a game maybe. It's been a while since I've played so I have to derust. I wonder if I'd be allowed back in netjak since they booted me from the forums

MEDEMIA! MY LUCK!

No dude...the forums got upgraded. I had everyone email me who wanted to be in version 2, and yes, a lot of people who haven't been around for sometime may have missed it. But of course you're in...let me just head over there right now and let you into the cave...

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[Twelve]

Oh, and Medemia...I just checked. I never forgot about you...never about the former leader of Banff. You're just not looking around the forums enough. I had you in there from the very start even though you didn't email me. :)

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[Jeffery]

Trust me...that clown is NEVER getting out of the red. I would love to see how much rep he has... negative 200 by now?

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He's up in the Rep Ettiquette thread whining about being on a rep hitlist. He's probably trying to see if he can get Realist to react to his complaint.

Personally, I have yet to neg rep him or anyone else on a comment I didn;t disagree with. Of course, it's easy to find stupid posts when dealing with Gangbang.

[roody poo]

Gangbang.


I LOVE IT!

[roody poo]

You know what joke I want to tell right now. At least, you know who the joke would be about.
I'm really biting my lip here.
Damn kids ruined it for us.

:)


Yeah, it's only been a few weeks but I miss the old piece of ass. :cray:

[Terps rock]

You know that commercial where the kid is like ba ba blacksheep have you an E

I forgot the real words to that song, I have heard that somemany times.... Sorry for the randomness I just saw it 2ce on 2 different channels.

[bludhoundz]

I'm not even gonna ask, terps..

[Medemia]

Oh, and Medemia...I just checked. I never forgot about you...never about the former leader of Banff. You're just not looking around the forums enough. I had you in there from the very start even though you didn't email me. :)

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Thank you twelve. It's nice to see I wasn't forgotten :)

[roody poo]

Thank you twelve. It's nice to see I wasn't forgotten :)

Who are you again?

[Medemia]

If I remember right, you're daddy. But that may not be completely true since I know nomar's mom is yours too and she's not my type. :D

[meat.eater]

I think the "nomars mom" jokes died a while ago, Medic.

[Terps rock]

Yeah It is retired like roods.

[Office_Shredder]

pff.... last night didn't seem too retired to me ;)

[Terps rock]

Last night seems retired to me. :p

[roody poo]

If I remember right, you're daddy.


Dude I need some money. Pay your child support.

[Twelve]

I think the "nomars mom" jokes died a while ago, Medic.

Of course, Medemia is one of the few who has the right to say it, you know. He's one of the netjak elders...

Anyways, Jeff, I never neg-repped anyone before Gangbang came along. Believe it or not, according to the memberlist, he's not yet THE most neg-repped person. He's about 4th to last at this point.

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[Terps rock]

I think that is because more people don't like the others more annoying random thread making.

[Jolly Rancher]

They say who has the worst and best rep on the member list? Sweet!

[Elektra]

someone talk to me

[22woger22]

They say who has the worst and best rep on the member list? Sweet!
Really? Where?

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[.Vash.]

someone talk to me

Hi Elektra(no clue who you are) but still how are ya, what ya doing, how you been????

[bludhoundz]

You're about 4 hours off ;)

[CRX687]

someone talk to me

Why are you always on so late? What do you... DO?

anyway, chat in the netcave, easier for me to find your posts that way :p

[Hugh Junit]

Really? Where?
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Bring up the Member List, then click the column marked Reputation. It will list the members according to rep. You can also list the members acccording to #posts, join date or alphabetical order.
Is that what you're asking?

[roody poo]

someone talk to me

Everytime I do, you act as if I am invisible.

*sniffle*

[Coffin Fedder]

Everytime I do, you act as if I am invisible.

*sniffle*

Roody you will never be invisible to njkers, ok maybe to a few lol

[Terps rock]

I cracked top 20 on GL I think... at 1548
and um, about to crack top 60 in post count and rep...

[The Prophet]

Good job

[nomar]

Blow Job!

[roody poo]

Blow Job!

Since you're offering.... where do you want us to form our line nomar?

[Jolly Rancher]

:bad:

[nomar]

Since you're offering.... where do you want us to form our line nomar?

I was hopeing infront of me *shrugs*

[roody poo]

I was hopeing infront of me *shrugs*


Well, I think everyone was waiting for you to kneel first?

[Terps rock]

Gosh darnit (hehe) Yall are quite good at this...

[Twelve]

Sheesh guys...normally all of the best netjak action is found right here. But lately I find myself only having little to post in my own thread because I'm expending my words elsewhere! But that'll change soon...no worries!!!

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[~Katzav~]

Not bad, not bad at all. Actually made me laugh.

Take this:

Yo momma's so old, she's in Moses' yearbook picture.


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Wow 12 youre fukin amazing at making jokes lol all of urs made me laugh specially that one ^^
and good luck to netjak. keep up the good work. and i hope you guys have good luck to 12 and the rest of Netjak :) i would pos rep u but i already did yesterday

[Twelve]

That's some good thread-digging there....

My word is bond, and I will rep you back.

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[~Katzav~]

That's some good thread-digging there....

My word is bond, and I will rep you back.

12
Lol thank you i take so long to read i just go to a random page and read anything if i like it ill rep the person like i did and will do next time i can pos rep 12 again

[Dove]

Dang Twelve, your rep is skyrocketing :confused: .

Many congratulations on your 11th and (maybe) final box.

[Jeffery]

I think 11 is as far as it goes right now. Twelve, how many rep you have right now? 2658 is mine, and I've had 11 boxes for like the last 600.

[Jolly Rancher]

Beating me by 2000, Jeff... I'll catch up soon.

[Jeffery]

Not if I keep negging you....


Muahahahahahaha

[Dove]

Isn't 1500 the 11th box?

I was kind of hoping it was...

At any rate, Twelve passed me a only a few days back and I'm at 1409. If I had to venture a guess I'd say he's pushing 1575.

[22woger22]

So much netjakers have a brilliant future or more. Old man killer, Hugh Junit, Jeffery, twelve, roody poo and more (I think). I think Dove is getting close to sealing a good future too.

Kind of tempts me to get a job. Maybe THEN i'd get a better future, rather than sleeping in gutters.

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[22woger22]

Bring up the Member List, then click the column marked Reputation. It will list the members according to rep. You can also list the members acccording to #posts, join date or alphabetical order.
Is that what you're asking?
Excellent, thanks.

Woot, 44th in rep. Not very big, but i'm just happy it's a palindrome number. I wish it was 22 :(.

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[Jeffery]

Tutu, you double post like that again, and I will drop you to 66th.

[22woger22]

Tutu, you double post like that again, and I will drop you to 66th.
Actually i'd be somewhere around 55. 55 is a nice number too.

Sorry tutu (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=tutu). Sounds cool, yet isn't offensive. Unless you think of it in a different way.

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[Jeffery]

Your name is TwoTwoWogerTwoTwo, shortened to Tutu.

[22woger22]

Your name is TwoTwoWogerTwoTwo, shortened to Tutu.
Shouldn't it be like "Tutu Woah! Tutu"?

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[Coffin Fedder]

Shouldn't it be like "Tutu Woah! Tutu"?

-22-

Ha thats great Woah! i'm givin reps for that :D

[Terps rock]

I truely didn't find it that funny..., but as you wish.

[Twelve]

I think 11 is as far as it goes right now. Twelve, how many rep you have right now? 2658 is mine, and I've had 11 boxes for like the last 600.

Umm.... *cough*...let's just say that I've got a ways to go. How discouraging. :(

Thanx for the props, Dove...I only had two blocks when I returned from retirement, but my clan skyrocketed me up in record time...I mean, the vast majority of rep comes from my fellow clansmen but I do get rep from others as well. When I retired, I was number two on the list, so I've still got a ways to go. :)

Still, I was never a fan of the rep system at first...until I started getting a lot of rep and I figured it was plain rude not to rep people back.

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[nomar]

Man, i only have 1057 rep points!!

[Jonspen]

*has no idea how many he has*

Probably 1009 or something.

[nomar]

I am the only person on the 1st page with less than 1000 posts!

I guess all my post have more quailtiy to them than the rest of you :D

[Swift]

I have 7 reps, and one of them is one of those purple ones. :*ph34r:

[~Katzav~]

Really, i have um like 45 neg reps Lol but lately 12 and Huge Junit gave me pos reps .. Thx alot 12 ..ur great and good luck to netjak for success

edit:Nomar im sorry for neg repping u like 3 weeks ago. i hope u will forgive me. if u want ill pos rep u

[Jeffery]

Shouldn't it be like "Tutu Woah! Tutu"?

-22-


Why would i write all that? The idea of a nickname is to be lazy. Your name is too long to have to write, so "22" is easier. But once you write just "22", you have to translate it to Tutu, because otherwise people might think it's Twenty Two. So, out of laziness, yet wanting to say the nickname properly, Tutu is the only name for you.

[Dove]

Nomar im sorry for neg repping u like 3 weeks ago. i hope u will forgive me. if u want ill pos rep u

Given the levels of the two people involved, I don't think it touched him ;) .

woger, I'm glad you've realized that yes, netjak DOES basically patrol the rep system. Only those who have come to this knowledge will succeed...

And yeah I'm like 75 rep from the brilliant future or something. I'm not in too much of a hurry :p .

[Catra]

Um sure Jeff... So there is a method to your madness.

[Terps rock]

Less than 100 posts to be in top 60 and one person to beat to be 2nd page on rep...

[~Katzav~]

Yes netjak does control the rep system like Jeffery has to many boxes to count and so does the rest of you if you put it all together youd get ... Umm like 120000000000000

[22woger22]

woger, I'm glad you've realized that yes, netjak DOES basically patrol the rep system. Only those who have come to this knowledge will succeed....
Ok, I come to this knowledge. Now what? When do I succeed? :)

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[Jeffery]

There is rarely something I do without a reason behind it. Renaming Tutu is an easy one to explain.

Now we just have to learn Tutu to never neg rep someone just because they ask for it, and the same for pos rep.

[22woger22]

There is rarely something I do without a reason behind it. Renaming Tutu is an easy one to explain.

Now we just have to learn Tutu to never neg rep someone just because they ask for it, and the same for pos rep.
:huh: I haven't negged anyone for like 2 weeks.

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[Jonspen]

Yes netjak does control the rep system like Jeffery has to many boxes to count and so does the rest of you if you put it all together youd get ... Umm like 120000000000000

Me, OS and nads are the dieing force of rep in the Si community!

RAWR!

[Jonspen]

There is rarely something I do without a reason behind it. Renaming Tutu is an easy one to explain.

Now we just have to learn Tutu to never neg rep someone just because they ask for it, and the same for pos rep.

Wait, so if I tell you that you're a retard, and then ask for a neg off you, you can't? Awesome! *kicks Jeff in the balls* You cant' do nuttin' to me!


By the way, I'm only kidding about this, you're cool ^^

[K-84]

I would like to join Netjack. I have been playing for almost 2 years off and on. I am a gold on GL, under the name Wargasm. My current rank 1169-ish. That's all I have to say (I guess).

P.S.- I am currently in Unfortten, but that is a "nub clan". Too many random idiots in it.

[Terps rock]

1250+ like all the other random idiots. then tryout.

[K-84]

I would like to join Netjack. I have been playing for almost 2 years off and on. I am a gold on GL, under the name Wargasm. My current rank 1169-ish. That's all I have to say (I guess).

P.S.- I am currently in Unfortten, but that is a "nub clan". Too many random idiots in it.

It doesn't matter, now. I am in Aftershock, so please ignore me.

[nomar]

It doesn't matter, now. I am in Aftershock, so please ignore me.

Consider it done. :rolleyes:

[Terps rock]

YEA-GRR for your new banner! :bigsmile:

[Jeffery]

1250+ like all the other random idiots. then tryout.
Terps, you call someone else an idiot for no reason, and I'll slap you with so many negs you're entire body will turn red.

[Terps rock]

He used the term first!

[Jeffery]

Just stop. Seriously. The last thing a potential recruit needs to see is anything you can say.

[Jonspen]

Jeff you ass hole, I was trying to be nice and you fucking negged me.

[Terps rock]

Just stop. Seriously. The last thing a potential recruit needs to see is anything you can say.

*reserved for good comeback*

*crickets chirping*

2 years pass....

*crickets chirping*

[Jonspen]

Jeff,

First of all it was a joke.

Secondly you didn't highlight my post did you?

[nomar]

I miss something?

[Terps rock]

sort of... I made a pun on your banner, Jeff shuttup me up again, and Jonspen is whining about a neg.

[nomar]

sort of... I made a pun on your banner, Jeff shuttup me up again, and Jonspen is whining about a neg.

I believe Jeff jumped on you for calling a possibly recruit an idiot.

Jons....your gay! :confused:

[Jeffery]

Jonspen made a joke (which i got by the way) saying I couldn;t neg him.
So I proved him wrong. Not my fault that my jokes come in 38 point packages.

As for terps, I just told him that running his mouth for any reason to new people by calling them an idiot is neither funny nor appropriate, especially since the person he called such was being perfectly nice.

[Coffin Fedder]

sort of... I made a pun on your banner, Jeff shuttup me up again, and Jonspen is whining about a neg.

Terps for gods sack stop whining, It's really starting to get annoying

[Terps rock]

WTF are you talking about, Cannon?

[Coffin Fedder]

WTF are you talking about, Cannon?

Let me see o yes ur whining about other people, and ur telling Jeffery to shutup (way bad move) as OMK said to me if you dont like the atmosphere around here get outta here

[theAdmiralty]

And only for ten dollars a month your son could be hooked on phonix as well....

Turning this....

Let me see o yes ur whining about other people, and ur telling Jeffery to shutup (way bad move) as OMK said to me if you dont like the atmosphere around here get outta here

Into this....

Ahh.. I see you were simply clueing in a clanmate. I am ever so apologetic for jumping down your throat. Shall we take a break from TAO for some tea and crumpets?

[Coffin Fedder]

And only for ten dollars a month your son could be hooked on phonix as well....

Turning this....



Into this....
admir your to good at burning me lol

[theAdmiralty]

Not a burn, more of a gentle/comical nudge in the right direction. Look, Read, Comprehend before you post. It helps to cutdown on the unecessary headbutting.

[Coffin Fedder]

Not a burn, more of a gentle/comical nudge in the right direction. Look, Read, Comprehend before you post. It helps to cutdown on the unecessary headbutting.

Yea true true, ok i'm calmed down i'm just tired of Terps whining around like a little baby in the fourms

[Terps rock]

Let me see o yes ur whining about other people, and ur telling Jeffery to shutup (way bad move) as OMK said to me if you dont like the atmosphere around here get outta here

I didn't whine about other people, I only informed nomar about what had happened. I NEVER told Jeff to shuttup, I merely am waiting to make a comeback, for he always makes me look like fool. That is great the OMK taught you something.

[Coffin Fedder]

I didn't whine about other people, I only informed nomar about what had happened. I NEVER told Jeff to shuttup, I merely am waiting to make a comeback, for he always makes me look like fool. That is great the OMK taught you something.

yes, atleast I learn some descent respect from people cuz of hatchet caught me disrespecting anyone like roody, OMK, twelve, admir he whould kill me

[Terps rock]

Please speak in your first language. I will find a translator, but I cannot translate what you are saying.

[Coffin Fedder]

Please speak in your first language. I will find a translator, but I cannot translate what you are saying.

Ok terps why dont u speak ur first language "baby" thats all I think you are cuz thats how you act most of the time.

[Terps rock]

Listen, I don't know where in the hell you got this idea of me whining, or you are attacking, but little kid, you need to back big bro, and ask him for help, because you are acting like the 8 year old you are, and no one really wants to see that.

[roody poo]

Ok guys, lets settle this through pm's or our semi-private forums.

[Coffin Fedder]

Listen, I don't know where in the hell you got this idea of me whining, or you are attacking, but little kid, you need to back big bro, and ask him for help, because you are acting like the 8 year old you are, and no one really wants to see that.

Haha terps, your so funny i've never had Hatchet back me,

and i'm leaving TAO for good this time i'm tired of all the whining and moaning and complaing people are making (not only u terps) its not fun anymore so I just wanna thank you all for the good memories i'll leave with

[Terps rock]

I really liked you till you got the idea, you can call me whining, You only think I am whining is cause you are reading my posts in your high squeeky voice. For some reason, I really won't be sad to see you leave, I would have before, but not after you started PMSing.

[Coffin Fedder]

I really liked you till you got the idea, you can call me whining, You only think I am whining is cause you are reading my posts in your high squeeky voice. For some reason, I really won't be sad to see you leave, I would have before, but not after you started PMSing.

Terps i've always wanted to say this to u but I can dont care if I get banned fu ur just a lil whiny school girl that thinks they can beat any1 if you werent even in netjak you probably whouldnt have any1 as a friend u whould be a whiny, selfish brat that PMS'es and is a lil asshole for disrespecting people

[roody poo]

Ok.

I said this once and I'm only saying it one more time. Take this somewhere else. I don't want to read in-clan fighting going on in this thread.

Now you can listen to me this time, or you can look for a replacement clan, b/c I am not going to have us be represented like this.

Understand?

[Coffin Fedder]

Ok.

I said this once and I'm only saying it one more time. Take this somewhere else. I don't want to read in-clan fighting going on in this thread.

Now you can listen to me this time, or you can look for a replacement clan, b/c I am not going to have us be represented like this.

Understand?
yes roody I understand If he wants to start something grey on grey me and him:D

[Terps rock]

Please tell me who I disrespected?
Other than Netjak's reputation for making smart well thought posts. :bigsmile:

Why use my joke, back at, Doesn't that seem sort of dumb?

Roody, If you kick me for arguing with someone, who cares out of no where to dis me for no reason, I would be very dissappointed, but would move on, for I DO make friends easy.

[Coffin Fedder]

Please tell me who I disrespected?
Other than Netjak's reputation for making smart well thought posts. :bigsmile:

Why use my joke, back at, Doesn't that seem sort of dumb?

Terps listen to roody he doesnt want the fight here he could own us both so me and u grey on grey GL now

[Terps rock]

Later, and wittle flip, I would be glad to whoop you in a grey game, for I do mis the days of racing himeimei777 to 1300.

[roody poo]

What the hell did I just say? Both of you?

You both want to be seen as bickering babies? Well, you got your wish. And after two posts by me telling you to take it somewhere else, you both feel the need to keep posting here. You both look childish and honestly are not shaming the clan as much as you are shaming yourselves.

Trust me, this has now been opened for discussion between the leaders, and I know that one of you was on thin ice as it is. Do yourselves and the rest of us a favor. Any communication between the two of you is not to be done here.

Its like f'ing kindercare here.

[Coffin Fedder]

What the hell did I just say? Both of you?

You both want to be seen as bickering babies? Well, you got your wish. And after two posts by me telling you to take it somewhere else, you both feel the need to keep posting here. You both look childish and honestly are not shaming the clan as much as you are shaming yourselves.

Trust me, this has now been opened for discussion between the leaders, and I know that one of you was on thin ice as it is. Do yourselves and the rest of us a favor. Any communication between the two of you is not to be done here.

Its like f'ing kindercare here.

Roody i'm the one on thin ice so i'm leaving TAO terps doesnt wanna battle now so idc i'm leaving TAO right now all i wanna say is thanx for the memories all I half to say is laterz

[Jeffery]

Ain't neither of you havge to go anywhere.

But if someone like Roody asks you to cut it, simply cut it. Walk away, and come back in a better mood.

[Coffin Fedder]

Ain't neither of you havge to go anywhere.

But if someone like Roody asks you to cut it, simply cut it. Walk away, and come back in a better mood.

Yo jeff, you wont half to worry about this no more i'm already qutting. So u wont see me anymore probably

[Jeffery]

You do realise I can and will have your brother kick your ass if you leave, right?

[Caspa]

cant believe i read the last page, funny stuff there. O well bye.

[The Exile]

1250+ like all the other random idiots. then tryout.
Terps, you need to learn some respect. The man was playing TAO a year before you (if you go by join dates). Next time, don't tell potential recruits they are idiots.

Whoops, roody already said this. :o

Anyway, yeah. SO WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU, PROPHET?

[roody poo]

SO WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU, PROPHET?

Exactly, the more he stays quiet, the more I feel like an ass. :huh:

[The Exile]

The more he stays quiet, the better his chances of advancing in the netjak tournament. (Currently about 1%, but go up to 50% on Saturday...)

[Caspa]

The more he stays quiet, the better his chances of advancing in the netjak tournament. (Currently about 1%, but go up to 50% on Saturday...)

thats a good one. :bigsmile:

[nomar]

Wow, the last page gave me a huge F'ing headache. For a minute there i thought i was riding the short yellow bus.

[Coffin Fedder]

You do realise I can and will have your brother kick your ass if you leave, right?

Yes I do relize that jeff but i'm kinda leavin cuz of terps otherwise i'm leaving because, TAO isint fun anymore all u see now is people whining about stats and reps

[CRX687]

Yes I do relize that jeff but i'm kinda leavin cuz of terps otherwise i'm leaving because, TAO isint fun anymore all u see now is people whining about stats and reps

The funniest part is... I didn't see terps whining about either of those things...

If you leave, then do it... no need to make empty threats or pick fights...

[Hugh Junit]

He's not going anywhere. You can take that to the bank.

[Jeffery]

Yes, and they will most likely call the cops on me.

[Catra]

Ok guys... Come now, let's drop it and move on to sanity... Ok, well, as close as this clan can get to sanity that is! :rolleyes:

[Poop Slinger]

Thats it.. with these two going on and on, disrepecting roody... and making jeff turn of his dirty pron to come and post. I'm leaving netjak too.. Jesus... :rolleyes:
let the witch hunt begin
Hugh my coat please.. and my broken pinata ...and last beer.. Thank you much.

[22woger22]

The whole of page 430 was two people arguing, and roody laying down the law. You guys can't have that childish arguing stained in your thread, right?

For some reason, I think I just got myself a neg with this post.

-22-

[nomar]

...and last beer.

*Bully voice*

That beer stays here :threaten:

[Hugh Junit]

Hugh my coat please.. and my broken pinata ...and last beer.. Thank you much.


*Hands Mel coat, broken pinata and empty beer bottle*

Sorry, dude. I got thirsty.

[Poop Slinger]

Son of a..... Fine fine.. I'll just stop at the gas station on the way home :(

[roody poo]

Son of a..... Fine fine.. I'll just stop at the gas station on the way home :(


psssstt!

*passes him a key to Hugh's room and a map to his beer*

If you get caught with this then "you've never heard of me" ... got it?

[Poop Slinger]

*drops everything*
*runs down the hall*
*unlocks door*
*gasps*


*dives into the mound of beer cans and bottles like Scrooge McDuck in his moneybin*

Its a little musty in here.. But damn worth the trip!

[Jonspen]

Jonspen made a joke (which i got by the way) saying I couldn;t neg him.
So I proved him wrong. Not my fault that my jokes come in 38 point packages.

As for terps, I just told him that running his mouth for any reason to new people by calling them an idiot is neither funny nor appropriate, especially since the person he called such was being perfectly nice.


You need to get out more.

[nomar]

Mel, you better becareful. Hugh has camera all over his beer vault!

*cough*

I mean Hugh, how's ya doing buddy :*dntknw:

[Jonspen]

I'm in Bulgaria...

woot!

[nomar]

I'm in Bulgaria...

woot!

:confused:

[Jonspen]

No really, I am.

Bulgarian letter : П

See? I gtg in like a min, more partying!

[WaCk-HeAd]

You just be careful. Bulgaria is not always 100% fun.

And dude, your first day in Bulgaria, and you're on the TAO forums..

Seriously..

[CRX687]

No really, I am.

Bulgarian letter : ?

See? I gtg in like a min, more partying!

If you just got there and you're ALREADY bored enough to be on tao...

let's just say I just stratched that from my places to go list.

[Dove]

Congratulations to CRX, who has just given netjak.com its 5th 11 rep box member.

Thanks CRX!

[CRX687]

Congratulations to CRX, who has just given netjak.com its 5th 11 rep box member.

Thanks CRX!


Jw... how many points does it take for 11 boxes? 1500?

[nomar]

Jw... how many points does it take for 11 boxes? 1500?

None of your business!

[theAdmiralty]

Congratulations to CRX, who has just given netjak.com its 5th 11 rep box member.

Thanks CRX!

Rep whores! The whole lot of them....

[Dove]

Jw... how many points does it take for 11 boxes? 1500?

Indeed.

[Office_Shredder]

haha... i just noticed there's a poll on this thread.... I voted un-word.... now that you're down, there's no way you're getting back up :p

[The Prophet]

I voted on it but where did it come from?

[Caspa]

word i don't get the poll.

[Terps rock]

I am guessing that da 12 man, decided to do make it.

[Hugh Junit]

There's a difference between thinking I'm acting paranoid, and knowing I should be.
You're all after my beer! All of you! I can't trust anyone.
Nomar, Meletus..
Et tu, roody?

*locks himself in room with refrigerated beer vault and swallows key*

[roody poo]

swallows key


Glad to see you moving on to other things. :bad:

[Hugh Junit]

Glad to see you moving on to other things. :bad:

* punts roody in the beanbag with a size 11, steel-toed work boot *

Bingo!

* spits tobacco *

[roody poo]

* punts roody in the beanbag with a size 11, steel-toed work boot *

Bingo!

* spits tobacco *

*high pitched voice*

So much anger. You should lay off the drinks and the rap music.

*hands Hugh the business card of his AA officer*

[Hugh Junit]

*hands Hugh the business card of his AA officer*

You and I both know that AA is for quitters.
But I'll try to lay off the gangsta rap and death metal, at least when I'm doing straight shots.
:)

[roody poo]

You and I both know that AA is for quitters.



You're right. And what is messed up is that I quit AA. So does that mean I quit quiting, or I am the ultimate quiter? :unsure:

[Hugh Junit]

You're right. And what is messed up is that I quit AA. So does that mean I quit quiting, or I am the ultimate quiter? :unsure:

Only you can answer that question, roody.
Well, you and Yoda.

[roody poo]

Only you can answer that question, roody.
Well, you and Yoda.


Well, can I catch a ride with you to Dagobah next time you swing through? Last time I checked he had his cell cut off.

[Twelve]

I am guessing that da 12 man, decided to do make it.

It's just a silly poll I made. No big deal. However, I should have included the option where you can see who voted in the list so far. :*diablo:

12

[The Exile]

It's quite simple. All the netjaks who saw it voted "Word", and the JW members voted "Un-Word".

Prophet, how come you were online but didn't respond to any of the 30-odd PMs I've bombed you with?

[roody poo]

It's quite simple. All the netjaks who saw it voted "Word", and the JW members voted "Un-Word".

Prophet, how come you were online but didn't respond to any of the 30-odd PMs I've bombed you with?

Actually I voted Un-Word just b/c I knew you probably voted "word" and I didn't want anything to do with you.

[The Exile]

Actually I voted Un-Word just b/c I knew you probably voted "word" and I didn't want anything to do with you.
Completely understandable.

[CRX687]

Indeed.

dam... I'm still over 300 away :(

[22woger22]

dam... I'm still over 300 away :(
600 for me :(.

Congratulations on your brilliant future, Dove. Congratulations to roody as well, with his reputation beyond repute. And WaCk-HeAd has just entered the top thirty in reputation. Props to him too.

This whole post is just to offer congratulations :).

-22-

[Jolly Rancher]

Hmmm, I still haven't figured this out, how do you see who has the highest and lowest rep?