Netjak.com

[meat.eater]

I smell sequal...

WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO DAN?!?!?! OH NO!!!

I didnt know you write 12! Im a bit of an amateur writer myself. Ive had one sort of breakthrough thing this summer, so now im working extra hard.

I'd love to read you're work.

[FryLock]

I didnt know you write 12!

12 didn't write that fine piece of scintillating theatre. ;)

-edit- or perhaps you're referring to his earlier post when he talks about being a writer...duh...good one, Fry. :dry:

[WaCk-HeAd]

Hahahahahahaha, Quality stuff right there Fry.

Haaaahahahahahahahahahaha

[meat.eater]

12 didn't write that fine piece of scintillating theatre. ;)

-edit- or perhaps you're referring to his earlier post when he talks about being a writer...duh...good one, Fry. :dry:

Lol. Hahahahahha!

It was a quite good script though. Sell it to CBS.

[Jeffery]

Fry, even in this thread that is just going to keep shit going.....

At least put it in the Netjak forums so they have to have their spy dig it out.

[FryLock]

Oh, party pooper! At least my muse is appreciated by some! :cool:

[meat.eater]

I think the point was to have them see it. In a light-hearted fasion. Thats hilarious.

[The Exile]

Sorry I didn't turn up yesterday, guys. Banff still did us proud though, with the most wins-per-active-member. :)

[Jeffery]

I think the point was to have them see it. In a light-hearted fasion. Thats hilarious.
Yes, the point was to start MORE shit. I know that was the point. And I'm tired of it. As much as Netjak claims to want to take the high road, the members STILL keep talking shit and trying to egg JW on.

Just stop, let it go. It's old, it's tired and it's useless. Every single Netjak member I see try and start shit gets a neg.

[FryLock]

I understand what Jeff's saying, but I don't totally agree...

I DO agree that we shouldn't go into their threads and kick up trouble anymore. Or, if they have a thread that's actually dedicated to their clan and such, then if they post something there about us, we should let it lie.

I don't think that means we can't have a bit of fun in our own thread. There's a difference between "starting shit" and messing around for entertainment purposes.

If something like this had been made in a new thread on GD or whatever, then yeah, that's incorrect and it's antagonistic. But in our own thread, I think we have a little leeway. And besides, this was funny (I think), not some cuss-filled diatribe against JW.

[StreetGang]

Fry, even in this thread that is just going to keep shit going.....

At least put it in the Netjak forums so they have to have their spy dig it out.

Its alright Jeff. Tell you what, we let this slide, and you guys lighten up a bit. Thick skin is a requirement for these forums.

Thanks

[Lonely Tylenol]

I don't think that means we can't have a bit of fun in our own thread. There's a difference between "starting shit" and messing around for entertainment purposes.

Does that mean we can make fun of you guys openly in our thread?

:yahoo:

To the Knightcave!

[ryan56]

Fry, i dont even care that that was about JW, that was freakin hilarious. err....i mean, bad, bad frylock.

[roody poo]

Does that mean we can make fun of you guys openly in our thread?

:yahoo:

To the Knightcave!


Have you not been? I dont' know, I don't generally go there.

[Moose]

Have you not been? I dont' know, I don't generally go there.


Word to the izzy.

[Geeky_Bastard]

fry i love you lol, that was hilarious and dammit jeff its our thread

[Jeffery]

fry i love you lol, that was hilarious and dammit jeff its our thread
Yes, and you damn well know if they make a remark in one of their threads you'd be bitching about it. This may be a netjak thread, but it is a public forum.

[Jolly Rancher]

When you wrote about the mom, it really reminded me of cartmans mom... I mean dad.

[Coffin Fedder]

When you wrote about the mom, it really reminded me of cartmans mom... I mean dad.

Dude cartmans mom\slash dad is weird but his mom is differnt from other moms one of hatchets friends called our mom a MILF :dry:

[Jolly Rancher]

Hahahahaha, do you know what that means? if so, you can either take it as a complement or get angry at him.

[Jeffery]

Hahahahaha, do you know what that means? if so, you can either take it as a complement or get angry at him.
Or both...

[allstarGL]

Dude cartmans mom\slash dad is weird but his mom is differnt from other moms one of hatchets friends called our mom a MILF :dry:
Coffin has a milf mother......SWEET!!! So umm coffin where do you live?

[Twelve]

Fry...that was VERY funny...haha. lol!

Jeff, my policy is thus...if they leave us alone, I leave them alone. My only rule is not to engage them in clan policy and affairs. Teasing them is all right with me. :) But even that is only done if they mess with me or my clan.

12

[emerald slasher]

At least put it in the Netjak forums so they have to have their spy dig it out.

ya but then i dont get to see it :(

[Jolly Rancher]

ya but then i dont get to see it :(

Then join netjak ;)

[Dove]

Wow... I got here too late for EVERYTHING :confused:

Twelve, I'll send you a PM tomorrow cause I'm lazy.

netjak, crap, I missed the tourney. Good thing we're doing it monthly. Since I'm not a big netcave poster, maybe I can catch a PM here next time it's being planned out. Way to rock and roll GL :cool: .

Addy, best of luck at school. If maintaining my gold at any point becomes a burden in any way, let me know and I'll take care of it.

[allstarGL]

Woot I made it on crx's sig!!!

[22woger22]

Netjak episode. Frylock made one 2 pages earlier. But this one is for netjak:

The TuTu Try at Theatre (TTTT)

Scene: 12's house.
Players: 12, Hugh Junit, roody poo, Dove and Jeffery.

12: *inhales* Daaaamn, that's some good fresh air, yo.
roody poo: *inhales* Big up yourself.
Dove: What? Why are you drinking Pepsi through that straw?
roody poo: Big up yourself!
Hugh Junit: Don't worry. He'll be fine *spikes roody's drink with beer*
roody poo: Big up yourself! Big up yourself! Big up yourself!
Dove: Dudes, if you focus hard enough you can smell the beer from his mouth!
12: What else can we do? We can post on the forums, get good reputations and make people laugh!
Hugh Junit: Nah... Let's spread our authority onto the forums, get freaky-high reputation and make people laugh their guts out!

* Hours of fun as netjakkers make people laugh *

roody poo: Ummm, guys. I'm still. . . BIG UP YOURSELF! (Getting hyperactive because of beer)

Jeffery enters.
Jeffery: Hi guys! Long time, no see. Stupid work :mad:.
12: Damnit Jeff! I told you to post more. You always seem to be at work!
Jeffery: But boss, I thought you wanted me to stay away from forums because of my clowning havoc!
Dove: Nah, 12's plan of not creating havoc didn't work. *sees Hugh spiking peoples' drinks, and roody big, up-withcausinglaughter-ing by himself* *Flies off to poop on someone's head like a bird*
Jeffery: But. . .
12: NO! We still want you to post more! I'm a clan leader Jeff, and if you don't post more, i'll neg you!
Jeffery: Oh 12, you and that neg stuff! I told you, tomorrow we'll go cause more laughter!
12: YAY! OK!
Jeffery: And introduce me to the boys. I haven't seen them for a long time!
12: This is the partbirdpartmanpartturtle, this is the beer-supplier, and this is the big up-percut man.
Dove: How are you man?
Hugh Junit: Word.
roody poo: Big up yourself.
Jeffery: Oh, what a good boss you are 12, inviting these cool guys into netjak!
roody poo: Big up yourself!
Jeffery: Uhhh, minus that roody guy. Ok boys! I'll see you later! *leaves*
Dove: DUDE! That Jeff guy is cool!
12: Word.

(pause)

Everyone: NETJAK WIIIIIIIN!

(End scene)

Yes, I was really bored, so I made this new episode.

NOTE: Most of the ideas here were originally posted by Frylock. Under no circumstances, am I claiming that this is my entire work.

EDIT: And the original episode is here:

http://www.tacticsarena.com/forum/showpost.php?p=498684&postcount=7249

-22-

[Piellama28]

i think netjak is the "n" in it. that's just my opinion. they have good players.

[bludhoundz]

Pie..all of the letters compliment netjak. :p

[WaCk-HeAd]

Like it's possible to make a negative option?

Please...

[nomar]

*insert fry's funny shit here*


Good god man, that made me piss and shit myself at the same time!!!

[Hugh Junit]

Impressive, 22.

* Vader Voice *

Most impressive.

[The Exile]

Blah de blah de blah de blah

-22-
Big up yourself.

[emerald slasher]

woger it was ok...but fry's was better

[Dove]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to 22woger22 again.

Holy netjaks! That was freaking HILARIOUS.

I was wasted last night... I'll be back to read Fry's later on.

[Twelve]

i think netjak is the "n" in it. that's just my opinion. they have good players.


Right now, "N" and "T" are tied!

22, GREAT STUFF. Cracked me up very much. You even had me saying "yo".

22, let me ask you bluntly...are you a good player?

12

[nomar]

Holy netjaks! That was freaking HILARIOUS.

I was wasted last night... I'll be back to read Fry's later on.

I'm still hungover from saturday night. Just ask bludz, we just played....it wasn't pretty.

:bad: :bad: :bad:

edit: I'm still wondering when am i going to make it to wogar's next scene???

[Pixel]

Attention all Netjakkers!!

Seeing as there was a mistake in the dates for the last tournament... there will be another one this Saturday (Aug. 27th) from 6:00 am until 6:00 pm Eastern time. There will be NO Cash prizes... just bragging rights. I talked to Twelve and I thought it was very important to make up for the little misunderstanding. We agreed to have another tourney on the original day posted for all the Netjakkers who were upset about missing the last one. I will be running the tourney myself with the guidance of Twelve because this is my first one. The sign-ups will be in the "Netcave".

[bludhoundz]

Right now, "N" and "T" are tied!

12

No longer! T is better!

And yes I can confirm nomar's hangover..jesus christ it was almost as bad as him being drunk.

[nomar]

cripes! I won't make this tourny either. Helping my GF's sister and husband move.

[FryLock]

pff...22 just used my dialogue AND spacing AND phrasing. :rolleyes:

Strong with the force are you...but not strong enough!

Decent stuff though. A second, REAL ;) episode is in the planning stages. Be patient.

[Moose]

After careful consideration i've now learned the truth, I am in love with Elentari, Elektra, Letsgetvisual, Juila, and Glamdring...why this is, I have no clue :S.

[old_man_killer]

After careful consideration i've now learned the truth, I am in love with Elentari, Elektra, Letsgetvisual, Juila, and Glamdring...why this is, I have no clue :S.

Maybe cause they are pretty girls, both physically and intellectually? :bigsmile:

[CRX687]

Attention all Netjakkers!!

Seeing as there was a mistake in the dates for the last tournament... there will be another one this Saturday (Aug. 27th) from 6:00 am until 6:00 pm Eastern time. There will be NO Cash prizes... just bragging rights. I talked to Twelve and I thought it was very important to make up for the little misunderstanding. We agreed to have another tourney on the original day posted for all the Netjakkers who were upset about missing the last one. I will be running the tourney myself with the guidance of Twelve because this is my first one. The sign-ups will be in the "Netcave".

Egh, I'm being auctioned that day. Have fun ya'll.

[allstarGL]

Maybe cause they are pretty girls, both physically and intellectually?

:nyam:.......................:yahoo:

[Moose]

Hmm, so true ;).

[FryLock]

Egh, I'm being auctioned that day. Have fun ya'll.

Auctioned? Like...a bachelor auction? Good job, I hope the ladies realize that even $1 is overpaying. :wink2:

Also, completely unrelated...I was looking at the rep list, and of the top 15 people, 10 of them are netjak! How cool is that?

[Coffin Fedder]

Auctioned? Like...a bachelor auction? Good job, I hope the ladies realize that even $1 is overpaying. :wink2:

Also, completely unrelated...I was looking at the rep list, and of the top 15 people, 10 of them are netjak! How cool is that?

Now we know Netjak is gonna rule everywhere!

[meat.eater]

Wow, i just counted.

1/3 of the people in the top 60 high rep people are from netjak. With more on the next page, soon to add to our totals.

That unbelieveable.

I guess that says something, eh?

Steal my thunder why doncha?

:p

[CRX687]

Auctioned? Like...a bachelor auction? Good job, I hope the ladies realize that even $1 is overpaying. :wink2:


yep, I have sold my body for the purpose to making money for the magazing I'm editor for :eek:

but I'm pretty sure I can fetch at least $10 easily (and I get free food) :cool:

[Coffin Fedder]

yep, I have sold my body for the purpose to making money for the magazing I'm editor for :eek:

but I'm pretty sure I can fetch at least $10 easily (and I get free food) :cool:

U lucky, I wish I got free food (ahh who cares me and Hatchet can get food for cheap good thing about have family managers lol) :p

[Twelve]

Also, completely unrelated...I was looking at the rep list, and of the top 15 people, 10 of them are netjak! How cool is that?

The proportion gets better when you add a few more total numbers too. :)

12

[nomar]

yep, I have sold my body for the purpose to making money for the magazing I'm editor for :eek:

but I'm pretty sure I can fetch at least $10 easily (and I get free food) :cool:

I heard wack is trying to buy you CRX. Euro's are worth more than the dollar right now i hear. WATCH OUT!!!

[Coffin Fedder]

I heard wack is trying to buy you CRX. Euro's are worth more than the dollar right now i hear. WATCH OUT!!!
I'll get CRX Wack will never beat me Crx is too good for people these days *sigh* :p

[CRX687]

I heard wack is trying to buy you CRX. Euro's are worth more than the dollar right now i hear. WATCH OUT!!!

Pfft, I doubt even wackoff's dumb enough to think he's actually in my league. :cool:

[roody poo]

Pfft, I doubt even wackoff's dumb enough to think he's actually in my league. :cool:

Thus he has to pay for you.

[CRX687]

Thus he has to pay for you.

well, I guess I can bear through it so long as he pays for everything... and follows the simple no-physical-contact rule. :cool:

[roody poo]

well, I guess I can bear through it so long as he pays for everything... and follows the simple no-physical-contact rule. :cool:

If he pays you have to "play".

[meat.eater]

If he pays you have to "play".

witty.

[CRX687]

If he pays you have to "play".

:eek: ... :bad:

*waves to sisterhood* C'mon ladies... over here!

[nomar]

:eek: ... :bad:

*waves to sisterhood* C'mon ladies... over here!

*points and laugh at CRX in a Tuxedo Thong*

[CRX687]

Vash is currently in the hospital... he'll be staying there for a few weeks. The nature of the stay, I can't say.

Wish him well.

[meat.eater]

Oh no! What happened? (common question with shock, i know you answered it)

Well, his prayers are with me.

[Jeffery]

Vash is currently in the hospital... he'll be staying there for a few weeks. The nature of the stay, I can't say.

Wish him well.
Sex change finally get approved?

[roody poo]

Sex change finally get approved?

ouch. You're gonna feel really bad if he had a testicle removed due to cancer or something of the sort.

But still very funny.

[Jeffery]

ouch. You're gonna feel really bad if he had a testicle removed due to cancer or something of the sort.

But still very funny.
It's kind of like the joke I told after snapping my foot off. I often referred to myself as not having a leg to stand on. :D

Later it evolved to me threatening to break off my OTHER foot in someones ass.

[roody poo]

It's kind of like the joke I told after snapping my foot off. I often referred to myself as not having a leg to stand on. :D

Later it evolved to me threatening to break off my OTHER foot in someones ass.

Is that why you are always on the computer b/c you can't be on your feet?

[meat.eater]

He worked from 8am to 1am.

I think he gets on his feet fine.

[roody poo]

He worked from 8am to 1am.

I think he gets on his feet fine.

Meat, I don't think you quite understand what that post was doing. Also, it is very possible that gimpy works a job where he never leaves a chair.

[meat.eater]

Meat, I don't think you quite understand what that post was doing. Also, it is very possible that gimpy works a job where he never leaves a chair.

Until 1am?

That sounds like some sort of construction job to me. But i dotn know.

[Jeffery]

Actually, I normally work a hell of a lot less than that. The last few weeks are an exception.

And yes, without massive doses of pain killers, I would not be able to be on my foot that much. (around 10,000 to 15,000 mg of Ibuprofen a day)

I wish it was a desk job. Instead it is on my feet inside a metal box at temperatures of 120 degrees+
It will last through Saturday though, then it's done.

[meat.eater]

Security work inside a bank safe?

[roody poo]

Security work inside a bank safe?

No. Working a toll both on the highway to hell.

[meat.eater]

Bunker buster target manager?

Ugh my dad had a toll both job once. Hated it.

[emerald slasher]

Also, completely unrelated...I was looking at the rep list, and of the top 15 people, 10 of them are netjak! How cool is that?

thats good..cause i get most of my rep from netjakers :p

on a different note..get well vash

[Terps rock]

yeah, vash, get well...enough to get on a lab top by the 27th

[Jeffery]

yeah, vash, get well...enough to get on a lab top by the 27th
A lab top?

[old_man_killer]

Am I the only person here that can say LAP TOP?

[Hugh Junit]

Am I the only person here that can say LAP TOP?

Shhhhh. Listen.
It's Terp's brain starting to work.
You can almost hear the tiny wheels turning.
:cool:

[emerald slasher]

Shhhhh. Listen.
It's Terp's brain starting to work.
You can almost hear the tiny wheels turning.
:cool:

listens...and doesnt hear anything... u sure he has wheels for his brain...cause im not hearing anything but a stalling motor in there

[old_man_killer]

Shhhhh. Listen.
It's Terp's brain starting to work.
You can almost hear the tiny wheels turning.
:cool:

*listens and hears the tiny squeak of the gerbil wheel*

[bludhoundz]

Shhhhh. Listen.
It's Terp's brain starting to work.
You can almost hear the tiny wheels turning.
:cool:

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH I gave out too much rep in the last 24 hours! :dry: :(

[roody poo]

roody poo: *inhales* Big up yourself.
roody poo: Big up yourself!
roody poo: Big up yourself! Big up yourself! Big up yourself!
roody poo: Ummm, guys. I'm still. . . BIG UP YOURSELF! (Getting hyperactive because of beer)
roody poo: Big up yourself.
roody poo: Big up yourself!

-22-

That would make a lot of sense if I said that every post. Hmmmmmm. I believe it would have carried much more merrit if you made hugh reach for his beer every line. Hell the ratio of him posting that compared to the few times I've hit people with that line in my rep is probably 100 - 1 in favor of the beer. Cute, but not that creative in terms of getting to know the true personality of the characters involved.

[Dove]

It made me laugh though.

He got my *flies away* right though.

[roody poo]

It made me laugh though.

He got my *flies away* right though.

I never said it wasn't somewhat entertaining. I just said I didn't think he bothered getting to know the true essence of his characters.

[Netjaker]

Netjak.com! Rules! I can't wait! To join!

[22woger22]

That would make a lot of sense if I said that every post. Hmmmmmm. I believe it would have carried much more merrit if you made hugh reach for his beer every line. Hell the ratio of him posting that compared to the few times I've hit people with that line in my rep is probably 100 - 1 in favor of the beer. Cute, but not that creative in terms of getting to know the true personality of the characters involved.
Well, I decided to use you as the repetitive line-talker, for the fact that. . .

Well, I needed Hugh to spike your drink. I don't think Hugh would spike his drink, would he?

Oh. He would. OK, so I messed up, but it was quick play.

-22-

[roody poo]

Well, I needed Hugh to spike your drink.
-22-

See again you're quite off. Hugh would never HAVE to spike my drink. Now we may spike Dove's drink in order to take advantage of her. :bigsmile:

[22woger22]

See again you're quite off. Hugh would never HAVE to spike my drink. Now we may spike Dove's drink in order to take advantage of her. :bigsmile:
'her'?

* Looks back few pages *

There's nothing to suggest Dove received a sex change. According to Jeffery, only vash has qualified for one.

-22-

[roody poo]

There's nothing to suggest Dove received a sex change.
-22-

Exactly why I still referred to her as a "her".

[Hzarz_Kar]

Netjak.com! Rules! I can't wait! To join!

Hey guys! Just in case! You missed it! Somebody's trying! to get! your attention! :p

[roody poo]

Hey guys! Just in case! You missed it! Somebody's trying! to get! your attention! :p

Yeah, I still think it's a ruse.

[22woger22]

Hey guys! Just in case! You missed it! Somebody's trying! to get! your attention! :p
Netjak rules! Everything else (except for me) sucks!

Yeah, like that really works. You're more likely going to get a neg (but since this 'netjaker' guy is training to join, I guess he won't get one. Possibly).

Exactly why I still referred to her as a "her".
Ah, touche. I knew I should've rephrased my post.

So how come her name is Travis? And how come she has a girlfriend? A bit odd, don't you think?

-22-

[Dan_F_U]

Wow that was hilarious. I actually can read that over and over. That story is actually true. We like to puff puff once in a while and have secret meetings :) Meh...now we have to make a semi flame netjak play . But I dont think ours will compare..damn.. Nice job

[bludhoundz]

Exactly why I still referred to her as a "her".

To me it seems more like you call Dove a girl cause you wanna see him in a bikini :D

[Dove]

roody, do you know how many people you've confused with your mess :p ?

[nomar]

My head is spinning!

[old_man_killer]

See again you're quite off. Hugh would never HAVE to spike my drink. Now we may spike Dove's drink in order to take advantage of her. :bigsmile:


pssst: Roody dude, Dove is a guy. Your posts are getting a little disturbing *shudder* :confused:

[roody poo]

Apparently the confusion over the entire thing has spread to the geriatrics community. I suppose I will stop now. Yes, yes, I know Dove is a guy. Sheesh people. All of you follow me so well on some jokes and then you act as if you've got no clue on others.

[old_man_killer]

Appanently the jokster (you) doesn't understand when a joke is being reversed onto himself. (double sheesh) :p

[Moose]

Killer your so how when you post!

[roody poo]

Appanently the jokster (you) doesn't understand when a joke is being reversed onto himself. (double sheesh) :p


If it were funny then maybe I would understand? But when everyone gives me the same "um isn't dove a dude" I figure they aren't following it. Try inserting a joke if you want to reverse it brah.

[nomar]

If it were funny then maybe I would understand? But when everyone gives me the same "um isn't dove a dude" I figure they aren't following it. Try inserting a joke if you want to reverse it brah.

Want to hear a joke???

Frylock likes girls.

[roody poo]

Want to hear a joke???

Frylock likes girls.

Now that's funny! But you do realize Dove is a dude right?

[nomar]

Now that's funny! But you do realize Dove is a dude right?

I actually think "He" has both parts, if ya know what i mean :wink2: :secret:

[roody poo]

I actually think "He" has both parts, if ya know what i mean :wink2: :secret:

So the chick has a dick?

Or

The dude with rocks has a box?

[nomar]

So the chick has a dick?

Or

The dude with rocks has a box?

Whichever floats your boat bro.

[nomar]

wtf?!??! I'm gonna get you! --Fry

Just got this from fry....now i'm waiting for his "response"

[roody poo]

Whichever floats your boat bro.

or could we say

whichever stuffs your muff?

[nomar]

Everytime i see the word "muff" i always think of "Cheech and Chong's 'Up in Smoke" movie. God i love that movie.

[roody poo]

Everytime i see the word "muff" i always think of "Cheech and Chong's 'Up in Smoke" movie. God i love that movie.

Everytime I see Up in Smoke I think of Cheech taking all that friggin acid and Chong going....

Chong: "wooahwooaahwoaah ooohhhhh"
Cheech: "what do you mean wooahwooaahwoaah ooohhhhh what was that shit man"
Chong: "wow man.... you just at the most acid ive ever seen anyone eat in my life."
Cheech: "Hey man I aint never had no acid before man"
Chong: "Hope you aren't busy for about a month"

[FryLock]

Want to hear a joke???

Frylock likes girls.

Hey! I've totally got GAME!! (http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0006FO9KG.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)

At the very least, I'm much better than this godawful thing. (http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/5444/wack9kw.jpg)

[Office_Shredder]

Yeah guys, don't mess wit da pimp masta Frylock!

[Moose]

Wanna Fanta Don't You Wanta!

[nomar]

Hey! I've totally got GAME!! (http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0006FO9KG.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)

At the very least, I'm much better than this godawful thing. (http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/5444/wack9kw.jpg)

Poor wacko.

[WaCk-HeAd]

Hey! I've totally got GAME!! (http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0006FO9KG.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)

At the very least, I'm much better than this godawful thing. (http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/5444/wack9kw.jpg)

Figures that you wouldn't post your own picture...

[Office_Shredder]

bad enough that we have to look at your face wack.... but making us look at fry's also? That's just cruel and unusual

[Poop Slinger]

Is that Mark Hamill (http://img154.imageshack.us/my.php?image=mayasp193co.jpg)?

I take Jedi Master over Master Pimp anyday.. you go wack-head.

[Volcom]

wow those were excatly my thoughs... huh

[roody poo]

This post is just a reminder for myself once my 24 hours are up.

Fry / Moose / OS / Mel

All earned positive rep for that recent sequence!

Especially Mel! Wack, you've got some serious points to earn back after losing that round.

[Moose]

Yay..........chicken!!!

[CRATER]

Everytime i see the word "muff" i always think of "Cheech and Chong's 'Up in Smoke" movie. God i love that movie.

Have it in the dvd as I speak. Well, atleast after the little one is done watching Franklin the Turtle.

[Dove]

Franklin the Turtle.

Brother Franklin! He always wanted to be the center of attention :dry:

[Twelve]

Is that Mark Hamill (http://img154.imageshack.us/my.php?image=mayasp193co.jpg)?

I take Jedi Master over Master Pimp anyday.. you go wack-head.

Ohhhh...SHOOOT!

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[emerald slasher]

franklin=evil

[Hzarz_Kar]

Is that Mark Hamill (http://img154.imageshack.us/my.php?image=mayasp193co.jpg)?

I take Jedi Master over Master Pimp anyday.. you go wack-head.

Oowww.... Now I know where you got that nickname from, Mel... :worthy: :good:

[Office_Shredder]

I just thought of something.... when he chose the name wack-head.... was he thinking.... wack..... head.... :eek:

Anyone else getting my drift here?

[Moose]

I just thought of something.... when he chose the name wack-head.... was he thinking.... wack..... head.... :eek:

Anyone else getting my drift here?

No, your just being immature ;).

[Twelve]

Woah! Four non-netjak posts in a row here! Not cool!

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[allstarGL]

Got myself a new banner GO netjak!

[Twelve]

Misspelling in the banner, bro! It's netjak, not netjack!

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[Coffin Fedder]

Got myself a new banner GO netjak!

Allstar Netjaks spelt wrong! i'd change it if I were u lol

[allstarGL]

Hahah new banner never checked that BAD ELEMENTAL!!!!!!!!!!!

[22woger22]

Woah! Four non-netjak posts in a row here! Not cool!

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Oh, the shame.

-22-

EDIT: Shouldn't of posted. Sorry.

[Coffin Fedder]

Woah! Four non-netjak posts in a row here! Not cool!

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Its gonna be ok Twelve even though most non netjakers r cool too, liike jeffery

[Hatchet Warrior]

are you an idiot? Jeff is a netjakker.

[WaCk-HeAd]

Hahaha, I didn't know you guys were so interested in my pictures! I'll post some more whenever I get the chance!

Points to get back? Please..

Just look at http://www.tacticsarena.com/forum/showthread.php?t=11086

And look for the pictures of O_S and Meletus/Poop Slinger..

...

Didn't find any?

That's right, me neither...

[WaCk-HeAd]

Blah, my bad.

[bludhoundz]

My pics aren't there either -_-"

Edit: Why do all the votes add up to 190%? 0.o

[Hugh Junit]

Its gonna be ok Twelve even though most non netjakers r cool too, liike jeffery


I can't f***ing WAIT until Jeffery reads this.
:D

[Poop Slinger]

Edit: Why do all the votes add up to 190%? 0.o
Multiple Choice Poll. ^^

Wack- I've posted my picture three times but no one believed it was me.. the pictures weren't immature enough I guess. :rolleyes:

But just for you.. Heres me. http://img96.exs.cx/img96/6052/dlpic9ea.jpg (http://img96.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img96&image=dlpic9ea.jpg)

Also I didn't mean for the Luke picture to be an insult, I thought it was very good/scary to know your clan has one who is strong with the force. (especially since most of you use to be in The Force.) When I first saw your picture with the wet hair the first thing I thought of was Luke on Dagobah. But when I found that old studio shot.. I thought it was priceless.

If I wanted to insult I would had used the Dorothy Hamill. :p

[Medemia]

I just figured that you thought he looked like he was stuck in the 70's. Although there is a creepy resemblance. I wonder if Mark Hamill made a world tour stop in Amsterdam to help promote Star Wars, or even worse, Slipstream.

[nomar]

These last 2 pages have just cracked my the F**k up!

DOn't worry wacko, I'm sure Mark Hamill got some tang back in the days!

[CRATER]

I just figured that you thought he looked like he was stuck in the 70's. Although there is a creepy resemblance. I wonder if Mark Hamill made a world tour stop in Amsterdam to help promote Star Wars, or even worse, Slipstream.

If he did, I'm sure that he has wiped that from his memory.
Not only for Slipstream but of Wack's mom.

[Moose]

These last 2 pages have just cracked my the F**k up!

DOn't worry wacko, I'm sure Mark Hamill got some tang back in the days!

You're hot when you post ;).

[nomar]

You're hot when you post ;).

Uh....erm.....hmm....

[The Exile]

Moose, I know you desperately want to be part of the best clan in TAO, but please refrain from making spam posts in our thread.

[Coffin Fedder]

I can't f***ing WAIT until Jeffery reads this.
:D

hugh it never happened I thought he was part of jokers wild since he likes clowns lol

[ironhorse123]

hugh it never happened I thought he was part of jokers wild since he likes clowns lol

I can't wait until Jeffery hears that :P! :cool:

[old_man_killer]

You're hot when you post :p

[old_man_killer]

Woah, just noticed, we only have a few pages before we hit 500! :D

let the posting frenzy begin! :bigsmile:

[bobdagangsta]

Old man killer why are u always so awesome with your ideas its incredible, so don't mess with OMK unless you have a better idea.

[nomar]

bobdagangsta, you have a little brown "stuff" on your nose.

*tosses him a rag*

You might need this to wipe it off.

[crack class a]

you may need to brush your teeth aswell i can smell some pooey breathe!

[Twelve]

bobdagangsta, you have a little brown "stuff" on your nose.

*tosses him a rag*

You might need this to wipe it off.

True, but he DOES have a funny pic of Gangbang in his sig:

http://img105.imageshack.us/my.php?image=streetgang9ly.jpg

Meanwhile, watch out folks...our Army branch is growing like crazy. I look forward to seeing the next ranking report. :)

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[nomar]

Just saw that picture......HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!

[bobdagangsta]

isnt it funny?

[Moose]

That picture is messed :s.

[bobdagangsta]

its sure is but i took it out for now.

[legacy67]

Not to get in the way of your fun boys, but on a recruiting note...

The Name Is Cool, I'll Give It A 8.2.

This is an inane post, even if it is in CAU.

Please for the love of God, don't force me to associate with people who put "soon to be member of netjak" (or any derivation thereof) in their sig.

[The Exile]

I couldn't agree more. Anyone brash enough to think that under a completely new name they can just walk into netjak doesn't belong here in my view, and especially when they back it up with several rather idiotic posts.

[Office_Shredder]

You guys should hack legacy's account and have him make a clan called "netjakk.com" in which he and netjaker are the only members :p

[roody poo]

Chill peeps. Did I miss a post where we said we were going to invite this goon? Come on. Do you really expect me to share a clan with him?

:nono:

[legacy67]

You guys should hack legacy's account and have him make a clan called "netjakk.com" in which he and netjaker are the only members :p

Death, the only thing worse would be being stuck in a clan with Streetgang, Ballrubber (the fastest guy to ever get a red box), AND netjaker.

I would neg you just for suggesting it, if it wasn't so funny. ;)

Chill peeps. Did I miss a post where we said we were going to invite this goon? Come on. Do you really expect me to share a clan with him?

No, but I do love to vent. :cool:

[roody poo]

I would neg you just for suggesting it, if it wasn't so funny. ;)


Speaking of funny, it would be much funnier if you changed your C.U.T. from "Slapper of WaCkHeAd" to "Beater of WaCkHeAd"

[Twelve]

Not to get in the way of your fun boys, but on a recruiting note...



This is an inane post, even if it is in CAU.

Please for the love of God, don't force me to associate with people who put "soon to be member of netjak" (or any derivation thereof) in their sig.

While it is sweet to see netjakkers angry about someone wearing their name in an unworthy manner, we have to also understand that he cannot truly do us harm. Do you think that this person can harm our rep in any way, form or fashion? Smarter people then him have tried, and end up going down in flames.

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[FryLock]

Come on. Do you really expect me to share a clan with him?

:nono:

Of course not!

...

But then again, I didn't expect you to share a bed with that transvestite. Ooooops. Did I let a cat out of the bag?

[roody poo]

Ooooops. Did I let a cat out of the bag?

I suppose so b/c it is news to me. :confused:

[FryLock]

Well, you were all but passed out in your own drool: :lazy2:

[Twelve]

Oh!!! The Fry/Rood battle goes from email into the public forums!!! Roody has never lost a flame battle, but can he defeat a lawyer???

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[roody poo]

Well, you were all but passed out in your own drool: :lazy2:

Then you could have shown me the respect of getting in bed with me while I was consious.

[FryLock]

Niiiice. Of course, I can't rep you for that. Stupid system.

Uh..um...you smell!

[roody poo]

Niiiice. Of course, I can't rep you for that. Stupid system.

Uh..um...you smell!

FRY TAPPED OUT! Are you sure you still want in the octagon?

[Twelve]

FRY TAPPED OUT! Are you sure you still want in the octagon?

Hahahhahahahahahahahaha

[Moose]

FRY TAPPED OUT! Are you sure you still want in the octagon?

Nice.........CHEESE!

[roody poo]

........CHEESE!

*takes picture of moose being a dumbass*

[Medemia]

And this would be different than any other picture of him.... how?

[roody poo]

And this would be different than any other picture of him.... how?


I don't know, I just say him saying "cheese". Figured he was posing. I mean he is a poser, right?

[Moose]

I don't know, I just say him saying "cheese". Figured he was posing. I mean he is a poser, right?

I just say him saying "cheese".

What does that mean ;).

[roody poo]

I just say him saying "cheese".

What does that mean ;).


when all else fails please feel free to point out a typo. Let me point out a smilie that makes no sense... :flood:

[Moose]

when all else fails please feel free to point out a typo. Let me point out a smilie that makes no sense... :flood:


I'm just going for the cheap joke, besides the smiley is just something to flare up you're eye sight :).

[Jolly Rancher]

Leroy Jenkins!!!!!!!

[old_man_killer]

Leroy Jenkins!!!!!!!


was there a point to this randomness?

[ironhorse123]

I don't think there was. It was just...... random! :bigsmile:

[roody poo]

was there a point to this randomness?

It's an internet clip of this assclown that is playing an online multiplayer strategic game. They are all standing around talking strategy and dude runs into the room and yells his name and gets himself and all the other clowns killed.

Why it was posted here makes about as much sense as most of Moose's posts. Just learn to take it in stride old man.

[Jolly Rancher]

It's an internet clip of this assclown that is playing an online multiplayer strategic game. They are all standing around talking strategy and dude runs into the room and yells his name and gets himself and all the other clowns killed.

Why it was posted here makes about as much sense as most of Moose's posts. Just learn to take it in stride old man.

He got to say cheese, I wanted to say that!

here's the link for anyone who wants to see it, it's on World of Warcraft, I actually hate that game, but I know what his team mates would feel like.

The site has many offensive things, so if you aren't into that kind of stuff, don't surf around on this site, the link I have goes right to the video.

http://www.big-boys.com/articles/leeroy.html

[Hugh Junit]

He got to say cheese, I wanted to say that!

here's the link for anyone who wants to see it, it's on World of Warcraft, I actually hate that game, but I know what his team mates would feel like.

The site has many offensive things, so if you aren't into that kind of stuff, don't surf around on this site, the link I have goes right to the video.

http://www.big-boys.com/articles/leeroy.html

That's it.
No more paint chips for you tonight, JR.
You're cut off.
:cool:

[Poop Slinger]

Yeah create an account on WoW trying to use Leory in any fashion.. its like banned now.. Cause of this dumbass..

player1: Okay guys so here is what we're gonna do..
player2: die..
player4: And record the whole thing...
player1: Now when I count to ten everyone lets bum rush a dragons nest..
player1: 1..
player1: 2..
player1: 3..
Leory Jenkins: LEEEEORRRY!!!
player2: Shit.. should we go after him..?
player1: Well yeah otherwise what fun would this clip be..

ballplayerNJ: Word.

[allstarGL]

He got to say cheese, I wanted to say that!

here's the link for anyone who wants to see it, it's on World of Warcraft, I actually hate that game, but I know what his team mates would feel like.

The site has many offensive things, so if you aren't into that kind of stuff, don't surf around on this site, the link I have goes right to the video.

http://www.big-boys.com/articles/leeroy.html
O man that is hilarious. Funniest thing I've seen in a long time. They were working so hard on that stratagy and he just runs in. That one guy was even like we got a 32.33 chance of survival and everything. Talk about hardcore players, how did leroy get on that team.

[Jolly Rancher]

O man that is hilarious. Funniest thing I've seen in a long time. They were working so hard on that stratagy and he just runs in. That one guy was even like we got a 32.33 chance of survival and everything. Talk about hardcore players, how did leroy get on that team.

Thats whats so funny about this, they are so into the game and thier plan, then leroy goes in and messes up everything :p I'll sneak some paint ships while Hugh isn't looking.

[legacy67]

Trying...not to ....flame... Jolly ..for ....stupid ....crap...posts.

ARRRRGHGHHGH!!

*Head violently combusts*

- A faint, wheezing voice comes from the neckhole where legacy's head used to be-

"Stop repeating shit people already said, or else someones head might explode, ass."

[Jolly Rancher]

Trying...not to ....flame... Jolly ..for ....stupid ....crap...posts.

ARRRRGHGHHGH!!

*Head violently combusts*

- A faint, wheezing voice comes from the neckhole where legacy's head used to be-

"Stop repeating shit people already said, or else someones head might explode, ass."

As long as it gives me a post, I'll do it ;)

[legacy67]

As long as it gives me a post, I'll do it ;)

Would be the official worst quote of the week were it not for Netjaker, and Ballrubber, and ... well it's at least top 5.

[22woger22]

Okies, sorry for changing this *ahem* interesting subject, I would like to ask a question. Why did crx get banned from the forums?

-22-

EDIT: Never mind, I found out. May crx return soon, no longer with a "You have given out too much Negative Reputation in the last 24 hours. Please try again" sign.

[Jolly Rancher]

He got banned, how??

[22woger22]

He got banned, how??
By Realist, for insulting the very mod I just said.

-22-

[Pixel]

Reminder to all Netjakkers!!

The Make-Up Tournament is this Saturday Aug. 27. 6:00 am - 6:00 pm (Eastern time). The deadline for sign-ups is Friday Aug. 26 6:00 pm (Eastern time). Sign-up in the "Netcave". :bigsmile:

[The Prophet]

By Realist, for insulting the very mod I just said.

-22-

Facts are not insults

[nomar]

Facts are not insults

They are facts!

:huh:

[Twelve]

Reminder to all Netjakkers!!

The Make-Up Tournament is this Saturday Aug. 27. 6:00 am - 6:00 pm (Eastern time). The deadline for sign-ups is Friday Aug. 26 6:00 pm (Eastern time). Sign-up in the "Netcave". :bigsmile:

Word. The Army representatives this time are slim. :(

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[WaCk-HeAd]

So will the Banff representatives will be. WaCk is out, girlfriend is here for the weekend :D

[nomar]

So will the Banff representatives will be. WaCk is out, girlfriend is here for the weekend :D

Go get'em tiger!

900th post!!!!!

[CRATER]

So will the Banff representatives will be. WaCk is out, girlfriend is here for the weekend :D

LMAO, I need proof.

[old_man_killer]

Realist banned CRX............must be penis envy

[WaCk-HeAd]

LMAO, I need proof.

Hahahaha..

I saw your picture. You don't want proof, you just need a girl in your life besides your mom, even if it is just a picture.

[old_man_killer]

Twelve, we only have 2 pages to go, you better start writing that monumental 500th page post!

[roody poo]

better be on top of things too b/c if i see us hit 500 I am gonna spam the hell outta the thread until page 501 just to screw it up. :yes2:

[nomar]

Realist banned CRX............must be penis envy

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

[The Prophet]

Twelve, we only have 2 pages to go, you better start writing that monumental 500th page post!

500th page?

I am only show 187. With 40 posts per page :p

[old_man_killer]

500th page?

I am only show 187. With 40 posts per page :p


you are special! :)

[Moose]

you are special! :)

You are hot!!!!!

[CRATER]

You are hot!!!!!

Dam moose, you got some issues.
Have you seen how wrinkly and grey OMK is?

[legacy67]

Wrinkles are cool, they give you places to hide things. I'm gonna go pass out now. Blah.

[bobdagangsta]

well legacy what makes u think that?

[Moose]

I'd take experience over hotness any day ;).

[legacy67]

Wrinkles can be very floppy. If you have a big enough wrinkle, you can stores anything. Need a place for and M&M, put it in your neck. How about a baseball? I would try the general stomach region. All items watermelon sized and larger must be stored in the very wrinkley nether-regions, preferably after the age of 82.

Post Script: I didn't pass out yet.

[bobdagangsta]

keep going how many more ideas???

[CRATER]

I'd take experience over hotness any day ;).

Must be the slim pickings out on the prairies that decrease you standards so.
;)

[bobdagangsta]

yea but but what else? doesn anyone no??

[Office_Shredder]

Crater, Moose didn't say he would take someone that was ugly.... just someone that was not hot

[legacy67]

I would store a kumquat or an oyster behind the knee. Prophylactics around the general elbow area. It has also been said that DVD's of an adult or private nature are best held in the wrinkle flaps of the underarm.

[bobdagangsta]

Crater, Moose didn't say he would take someone that was ugly.... just someone that was not hot

r u sure? :D

[Moose]

r u sure? :D

Firstly theres something called a joke and sarcasm.

Next, theres a lot of canadian booty on the prairies.

[Office_Shredder]

wait wait.... lemme try this out....

I'd take a devotchka with horrorshow groodies over experience any day. (this is what you sound like after reading A Clockwork Orange for summer reading)

[bobdagangsta]

Firstly theres something called a joke and sarcasim.

thank u very much.

[The Exile]

Firstly theres something called a joke and sarcasim.

Next, theres a lot of canadian booty on the praries.
I wasn't aware of that. I thought it was called sarcasm.

But then, what do I know- I spell it prairies.

[bobdagangsta]

yea exile that probably how i would spell it too :bigsmile:

[Office_Shredder]

But then, what do I know- I spell it prairies.

Obviously not a lot if that's the case :p

[bobdagangsta]

well same here because i would've done the same as exiled did if i had said it first.

[bobdagangsta]

im still waiting for legacy's wrinkley skin ideas. there interesting :D

[excaliburx]

I'm a jakker from legends. :cool:

Just a question... why do so many non-njers use this thread as their general discussion? Don't they have their own clan threads to go to?

[CRATER]

I'm a jakker from legends. :cool:

Just a question... why do so many non-njers use this thread as their general discussion? Don't they have their own clan threads to go to?


Yes burx they do, they just find netjaks more interesting.

[nomar]

Bob, the joke has run dry, please stop posting about it.

[bobdagangsta]

ok ill stop

[legacy67]

One should always store a pea behind the ears, a grape will work too in extra-wrinkley situations.

[excaliburx]

Yes burx they do, they just find netjaks more interesting.

still no excuse... Just wait until i get some repping power. :butcher:

[nomar]

still no excuse... Just wait until i get some repping power. :butcher:

I'll help you out there lil buddy!

[legacy67]

I would just like to point out that my utterly retrded post above started page 500, and I would like to aplogize for the extreme sillyness of the post in relationship to its monumental positioning.

We can be thankful for the fact that the post was by a netjak memebr as here are so many others on the thread.

I pledge that when this thread reaches 1000, that I shall not post something silly that takes us over the barrier, I will instead allow someone else to post something entirely useless and inane (spread the love).

[nomar]

I would just like to point out that my utterly retrded post above started page 500, and I would like to aplogize for the extreme sillyness of the post in relationship to its monumental positioning.

We can be thankful for the fact that the post was by a netjak memebr as here are so many others on the thread.

I pledge that when this thread reaches 1000, that I shall not post something silly that takes us over the barrier, I will instead allow someone else to post something entirely useless and inane (spread the love).

Everyone in netjak neg rep him!

[legacy67]

*Pulls out umbrella and large shield*

[Office_Shredder]

I'm a jakker from legends. :cool:

Just a question... why do so many non-njers use this thread as their general discussion? Don't they have their own clan threads to go to?

If you want to have an actual clan discussion, you talk on your clan's forums.

If you want to become hopelessly flooded with inane posts whose sole purpose is to be a cheap laugh, you talk somewhere on these boards ;)

[Dove]

If you want to have an actual clan discussion, you talk on your clan's forums.

If you want to become hopelessly flooded with inane posts whose sole purpose is to be a cheap laugh, you talk somewhere on these boards ;)

Again...

[Mr. Burns]Excellent...[/Mr. Burns]

Wait a sec... OS what are you doing in the netjak thread?!?!?! :mad:

[Office_Shredder]

I'm spying for my evil masters.

And no, they're not who you think

MOOHOOWAHAHAHAHA!

[legacy67]

Wait a sec... OS what are you doing in the netjak thread?!?!?! :mad:

Well said Dove m'boy well said. I would rep you but the damn system won't let me.

I'll just have to rep some other post of yours a week from now and make some offhand reference to this one.

Or I'll just forget about it entirely.

[Terps rock]

Wow OS, have some time on your hands, I just noticed the link in your siggy.

[Office_Shredder]

Yeah, today's been pretty slow terps

[The Exile]

Can't believe no one's said this on page 500 yet...

NETJAK RULES!

Ahem.

*bows*

[Office_Shredder]

I would just like to point out that my utterly retrded post above started page 500

...

[Terps rock]

Posts per page can be changed. Mine is 20... so uh yeah.