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[old_man_killer]

Elemental:
Server
Name on server
Current rating
Current Clan
Why do you want to join Netjak?
Which one of my clowns do you like the best?
Do you like to wear make up and high heels?
Do you know a good recipe for quiche?


Wow, we want to know alot :dry:

[allstarGL]

I just played him on Great Lakes. He was a decent gold, Made some wrong moves but was pleasent to play with. In the end I beat him by 2 knights a cleric and an archer. His name is Oblivian on gl and I think he's good enough to make the clan.

[EleMENTAL]

Server: Great Lakes
Name on server: Oblivion
Current rating: 1142 (was 1143, then I played Allstar for a tryout, and lost. It was a "good" game for me. He said I was good enough)
Current Clan: N/A
Why do you want to join Netjak?: I want to join Netjak because Bg has been 'disbanded' and I need a new clan. netjak is the other best clan on GL. And I have met a lot of cool people in it. Thats why.

[EleMENTAL]

I just played him on Great Lakes. He was a decent gold, Made some wrong moves but was pleasent to play with. In the end I beat him by 2 knights a cleric and an archer. His name is Oblivian on gl and I think he's good enough to make the clan.

Sry for double post.

You beat me by 1 knight, 1 archer, and a cleric

[allstarGL]

O yea well NOW YOU CANT JOIN SO THERE!! Have that double poster MWhahahahahah.

[EleMENTAL]

O yea well NOW YOU CANT JOIN SO THERE!! Have that double poster MWhahahahahah.

:( I said sorry

[allstarGL]

I was jokin bud. If you want to join netjak you better get used to a little rippin. It's only in fun. Anyway I have no recruiting powers so your sucking up to the wrong guy :p

[Jeffery]

Elemental, look for Medemia (he is sometimes on Doce).

Netjak does require a 1250 rating though, but I am sure you can beat up on some AK fools to get those points. ;)

[nomar]

Allstar go lick a donkey's balls!


See EleMENTAL, we harass all members!

[Jeffery]

Allstar go lick a donkey's balls!


See EleMENTAL, we harass all members!
Nomar, I told you to stop trying to get members to lick you. Now go to your room!

[EleMENTAL]

Elemental, look for Medemia (he is sometimes on Doce).

Netjak does require a 1250 rating though, but I am sure you can beat up on some AK fools to get those points. ;)

Ok, so your saying there is no way for me to join until I get 150 stats?

[nomar]

He's saying if you join....to work your butt off and get to 1250.

[Medemia]

Elemental, our recruiting policy has always been 1000 for greys and 1250 for golds. If your gold is 1250, we would begin looking at you. Actually, we are always looking to see if you fit the two qualifications of someone in netjak: 1. Good player, 2. Good person. Let me warn you though, the majority of our leadership and well-established members are over 20 and have a good maturity level. I know you are younger (14, right?) but some of our better members are 13 and 14. They are mature, know when to talk and when it's better to say nothing and know how not to be annoying. So, I'll just say I am looking and then will seriously start looking more when you reach 1250.

[EleMENTAL]

He's saying if you join....to work your butt off and get to 1250.

Ok, well currently I cant play right know. But once my mom gets off the phone with the internet guy, ill be able to play (hopefully)

[allstarGL]

I don't agree with that 1250 rule.

[nomar]

How i see it....is if the kid has skills and is a good person. Let him in and make him get to 1250 fast!

[Dove]

I don't agree with that 1250 rule.

I don't necessarily either, but hey, it's a moderate way to screen for good players. I think we'll be missing out on some very good people, but in all honesty, if they're good people and they want in netjak, eventually they'll have the stats to show for it.

Medemia, for your information, I'm 16 ;) . But point taken.

[allstarGL]

Well the rule lost me when I first started. I was like a mid 900 and looking for a clan. when I asked for a tryout for netjak my first choice they told me to get my stats up first. So I just tried out with another clan and in a couple months I was a 1400+ grey.

[allstarGL]

Where has clacker been? Anyone see him lately my sig is pretty empty.

[Dragoen Link]

i seen him on gl as a grey,i jumped him with my grey and he was using 8 units turtle,no cleric or chanty setup ;) Said it was a netjak chanllenge...poor guy..got flawlessed :rolleyes: You Netjaker's give out rough chanllenges...

[Jeffery]

Grey requirement is only 1000. Anyone half decent player can get that in a day.

[old_man_killer]

i seen him on gl as a grey,i jumped him with my grey and he was using 8 units turtle,no cleric or chanty setup ;) Said it was a netjak chanllenge...poor guy..got flawlessed :rolleyes: You Netjaker's give out rough chanllenges...

Brother you don't know the half of it. Right now I am working on a challenge. I have to give a compliment to an annoying noob from AK on the public forums.........Dragoen Link, you look lovely tonight :)


Netjak Win! :p

[EleMENTAL]

Woot, I am on my way up, I just beat Lord Sess.

[allstarGL]

Woot, I am on my way up, I just beat Lord Sess.
You campaigned to get hugh to be mod that alone should get you in. ;)

[nomar]

Brother you don't know the half of it. Right now I am working on a challenge. I have to give a compliment to an annoying noob from AK on the public forums.........Dragoen Link, you look lovely tonight :)



Netjak Win! :p

Object complete. You may now eat your pudding.

[EleMENTAL]

You campaigned to get hugh to be mod that alone should get you in. ;)
I know, and on that note, I havnt gotten a rep from u in quite a while

And also, why did CRX leave NJ?

[allstarGL]

Are you on crack? I repped you like 2 hours ago.

[EleMENTAL]

Are you on crack? I repped you like 2 hours ago.

I just saw, I was about to edit my post, but you posted to fast.

Edit: woot post 800

[Dragoen Link]

Woot, I am on my way up, I just beat Lord Sess.

You'll be #1 in no time :p

[emerald slasher]

crx left netjak?

ps hope u get in soon elememental

[Jolly Rancher]

Sorry for my inactivity, I just got my ps2, the new thin one :cool: and the full set of .hack// games. I beat the first one, and I'm stuck on the second one, so I'm a bit pissed off, thats why I'm taking a break ;) Hope everythings going good, I saw that omega, lodo and crx are leaving, thats a shame, but it shoulden't effect us that much, we are that powerful and proud!

[emerald slasher]

Sorry for my inactivity, I just got my ps2, the new thin one :cool: and the full set of .hack// games. I beat the first one, and I'm stuck on the second one, so I'm a bit pissed off, thats why I'm taking a break ;) Hope everythings going good, I saw that omega, lodo and crx are leaving, thats a shame, but it shoulden't effect us that much, we are that powerful and proud!

but y are they leaving?

[CRX687]

Just to make is clear, I am COMPLETELY cool with netjak. I still think it's the most respectable clan there is. And no other clan can even be honestly considered competition for it.

However, I'm not netjak material. So I'll just be cheering it from the sidelines. And lodo/omega feel the same way.

[emerald slasher]

Just to make is clear, I am COMPLETELY cool with netjak. I still think it's the most respectable clan there is. And no other clan can even be honestly considered competition for it.

However, I'm not netjak material. So I'll just be cheering it from the sidelines. And lodo/omega feel the same way.

not netjak material?..u can kick my ass on a daily basis u deserve to be in it more then me

[Jolly Rancher]

Just to make is clear, I am COMPLETELY cool with netjak. I still think it's the most respectable clan there is. And no other clan can even be honestly considered competition for it.

However, I'm not netjak material. So I'll just be cheering it from the sidelines. And lodo/omega feel the same way.

I guess you have your reasons for thinking your not netjak material, but I was damn surprized to see omega and lodo making thier own clan! CRX, maybe you could be a regular member instead of a leader. I remember my clan on DoD, I was leader, but I really only wanted to be a member, besides, your reason was that you were making decisions that were against the essence of our clan, you don't have to worry about that when your just a member, thats why I like staying just the way I am, a regular member.

[old_man_killer]

I guess you have your reasons for thinking your not netjak material, but I was damn surprized to see omega and lodo making thier own clan! CRX, maybe you could be a regular member instead of a leader. I remember my clan on DoD, I was leader, but I really only wanted to be a member, besides, your reason was that you were making decisions that were against the essence of our clan, you don't have to worry about that when your just a member, thats why I like staying just the way I am, a regular member.


So what you are saying is that Netjak leaders are......irregular? :eek:

[Jolly Rancher]

Damn right! They actually have power, unlike myself. Leaders can actually make change... At least more easily than a regular member. I think that you caught my post as an insult also, I meant it as we are regular, leaders are gods... You know!

[Medemia]

So what you are saying is that Netjak leaders are......irregular? :eek:

JR, you missed it. OMK was begging for a fiber crack and you missed it. Man, I'm disappointed.

[old_man_killer]

Damn right! They actually have power, unlike myself. Leaders can actually make change... At least more easily than a regular member. I think that you caught my post as an insult also, I meant it as we are regular, leaders are gods... You know!


Oh, I got it now, what you are really saying is " God, Netjak Leaders are powerfully irregular". Well we are not. we are as regular as you. We drink prune juice! :bigsmile:


sad part is, that joke is wasted on 75% of the reading audience.........maybe I should have said metamucel?

[old_man_killer]

JR, you missed it. OMK was begging for a fiber crack and you missed it. Man, I'm disappointed.

You know Med, you can feed them one liners and what do they do, they lose the punch line. :rolleyes:

[CRX687]

not netjak material?..u can kick my ass on a daily basis u deserve to be in it more then me

there's much more to netjak than just in-game skill. Most of these other things I like and respect, but a few of these are too fixiated for me, thus, I can't be myself if I were part of it all.

Jolly, being a normal member does not solve my particular issue, I used to think being a leader can, but I am now disillusioned. There's nothing wrong with the clan, there is no problem here at all. It's just me being myself.

[Jolly Rancher]

Damn it! I'm getting stomped here! OK! I'm a freaking idiot, are you all happy now?! You all just made me disgust myself, and I don't mean it like irregular... !!!!

[old_man_killer]

Damn it! I'm getting stomped here! OK! I'm a freaking idiot, are you all happy now?! You all just made me disgust myself, and I don't mean it like irregular... !!!!


want some of my metamucel? Barkeep set em up, prune juice for everyone. :bad:

[Poop Slinger]

*grabs mop and pail*

Probably aint gonna be pretty in here.

[Jolly Rancher]

Two guys just nuetral repped me and said they needed more rep...

[old_man_killer]

*grabs mop and pail*

Probably aint gonna be pretty in here.


Your timing is scary, funny but scary! ;)

[CRX687]

Has the daily max of 10 reps been changed to 5? I can't seem to rep as much...

[Dragoen Link]

Acctually me ether ;) Now that you mention it...

[Jeffery]

Not sure. I know Realist whined about 10 being too many a few times.....

[Dove]

Two guys just nuetral repped me and said they needed more rep...

I got a "will you please rep meee :) " and, as per request, negged him guiltlessly.

My latest 3 reps are neutral... odd, but whatever, I guess. :p

[Jeffery]

I also neg rep rep beggars.

[El Cid]

there's much more to netjak than just in-game skill. Most of these other things I like and respect, but a few of these are too fixiated for me, thus, I can't be myself if I were part of it all.


I starting to understand your reasons for leaving now. Indeed, as Rousseau once mentioned, an individual has to give up some of its freedoms to join a society that aims for the betterment of all. So he who wants total freedom again has to inevitably fight for change or leave.

You left and I respect you for that.

(*Apologizes in advance for the cryptic post*).

[KBHoleN1]

I also neg rep rep beggars.
I did for the first time, and kind of felt bad. Until I saw a bunch of netjakers flaming him for begging for it in a thread, then I felt better.

[KBHoleN1]

Has the daily max of 10 reps been changed to 5? I can't seem to rep as much...
I haven't repped for days, and I figured I would try it out. Made it through 5 and got the stupid message, so the answer to your question would be yes.

EDIT: I just remembered I repped a few times earlier, so it might be more like 7 or 8, hell it might even be 10 for all I know. God I suck at this, why am I still typing at all? *scampers away*

[Hoolwath]

I also neg rep rep beggars.

I hate it when people neg me. Err..Actually Crx is the only one who negs me. Ummm... I hate it though! His score is: 3 negs : 1 pos. :cool: You go girl! that should get me a couple of negs

[roody poo]

Have fun the next couple of days guys. I will catch up with you all Monday. Ok, catch up isn't the correct term b/c I will be skimming all the spam you peeps throw out there while I'm gone.

late.

[Twelve]

*grabs mop and pail*

Probably aint gonna be pretty in here.

Ohhhh, no you don't. Keep that with SI. We netjakkers don't like to display all of our garbage on the public TAO forums.

Netjakkers, you want to know what's up, check the netcave. The rest of ya'll can pm me. All who seek to discuss this topic shall taken way too lightly(lol).

Jolly, watch out with .Hack...I want the whole series too.

Roody! Be safe and sound and get back, ok bro?

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[old_man_killer]

Ohhhh, no you don't. Keep that with SI. We netjakkers don't like to display all of our garbage on the public TAO forums.

Netjakkers, you want to know what's up, check the netcave. The rest of ya'll can pm me. All who seek to discuss this topic shall taken way too lightly(lol).

Jolly, watch out with .Hack...I want the whole series too.

Roody! Be safe and sound and get back, ok bro?

12


he he he 12, you know poop slinger was just commenting on my "round of prune juice for everybody" statement. There wasn't anything else to it. :rolleyes:

[Blexican]

Alright well, if Dove vouches for you, Blex, then no prob. Mad respect for Dove. But make sure that you don't disrespect his word. In what servers do you play?

But just remember that if you leave us again, you become persona non grata (or however you spell that). Meaning, we won't even think about you anymore. I mean, notice how even Rantzu has dropped into complete obscurity since we dissed his behind.
12

Ya, im real cool with Dove, I play on rev. and gray on army. I just dumped a stupid clan from my account on rev. so Im wide open for an invite. Last time I left I was really not thinking about what was going on, but no excuses. I will stay in and be a netjaker. I wanted to come back to the playing role, so Im making a big change. I hope I get yall's respect, and I will represent netjak well. And I can help with banner if clack is getting tired ;)

[Poop Slinger]

Ohhhh, no you don't. Keep that with SI. We netjakkers don't like to display all of our garbage on the public TAO forums.
12

Oh no bro OMK was right.. I was just looking at the prune mess and thinking of Dumb and Dumber or American Pie's Bathroom scenes.. Figured you could use a cleanup crew. Was offering my services.

That kinda was a low blow too... :blackeye: Like I really LIKED the steps that took place. :dry: You guys run your ship.. and I'll watch out for more people trying to sink ours.

So um... do whatever you want with your dirty laundry.. I always considered thats womens work.. :bigsmile:

[Jeffery]

Oh no bro OMK was right.. I was just looking at the prune mess and thinking of Dumb and Dumber or American Pie's Bathroom scenes.. Figured you could use a cleanup crew. Was offering my services.

That kinda was a low blow too... :blackeye: Like I really LIKED the steps that took place. :dry: You guys run your ship.. and I'll watch out for more people trying to sink ours.

So um... do whatever you want with your dirty laundry.. I always considered thats womens work.. :bigsmile:
What this I heard about SI mearging with Hells Angels?

[Poop Slinger]

I also posted cause I was laughing my ass off at three pages of roody, wack, OMK, and fry.. I have the pages bookmarked for repping days. Thems was some good burns. Hillf-inghairass.

[FryLock]

Can I join?

Oh hell no. Maybe you've changed, but I remember all your little neg-reps saying stuff like "remember when you cheated?" etc. Then you also neg-repped me because wolf-boy told you to. You also posted in several threads that I am untrustworthy and/or a cheater.

What are you, a GD sheep? I have little to zero respect for you, and if it were up to me, my vote would be a solid NO. You are a little blister, and I'd like nothing better than to pop you.

But if these other fine folks want you in, I won't make hay. It's just been my experience that you've not nearly the maturity level for this kind of clan.

[Jeffery]

THAT's what I was waiting for......

I couldn't remember which leader Elemental messed with.

[Twelve]

Oh hell no. Maybe you've changed, but I remember all your little neg-reps saying stuff like "remember when you cheated?" etc. Then you also neg-repped me because wolf-boy told you to. You also posted in several threads that I am untrustworthy and/or a cheater.

What are you, a GD sheep? I have little to zero respect for you, and if it were up to me, my vote would be a solid NO. You are a little blister, and I'd like nothing better than to pop you.

But if these other fine folks want you in, I won't make hay. It's just been my experience that you've not nearly the maturity level for this kind of clan.

Elemental = dumped

Sorry man...I don't know how you expect things to get into the clan after THAT.

Sorry, Mel, my bad.

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[Poop Slinger]

Bridge
Water

All good. ;)

[nomar]

*pee's over the bridge and into the water*

[Geeky_Bastard]

*thrpws poison ivy and poison oak at nomar* have fun :fan_1:

[CRATER]

Why would you have poison ivy/oak on a bridge?

[old_man_killer]

Yo Crater, don't stand under the bridge dude :rolleyes:

[Medemia]

Wouldn't you like to know



it's a trap
RUN! It's a trap! Poison Ivy ambush!

[old_man_killer]

*thrpws poison ivy and poison oak at nomar* have fun :fan_1:


thrpws Geeky a dictionary :p

[The Exile]

*thrpws OMK his wheelchair*

To help you get around the forum faster.

[CRATER]

Atleast I got urinated on by someone else, what's you excuse. :p

[Geeky_Bastard]

Why would you have poison ivy/oak on a bridge?
it's a small bridge out in the woods.. over a creek... a little wooden one... *throws bs out like confetti to try and recover* ;)

[CRATER]

it's...small

Like Nomar. ;)

[The Exile]

Like Nomar. ;)
And you know this how?

[emerald slasher]

And you know this how?

im suuure we dont wanna know...*cringes*

[Coffin Fedder]

And you know this how?

Exile, we all can finally say, Nomars like Max. He's one hunk of a man :p

[Jeffery]

Exile, we all can finally say, Nomars like Max. He's one chunk of a man :p

You forgot a letter there.....

[Coffin Fedder]

O my bad jeff, your still santa right? You can give good presents and bad presents :p

[nomar]

Check out the top 6 people in the rep....NETJAK!

[EleMENTAL]

Well, I came close to beating Allstar, and I just beat Medemia.

Game (http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/1545/medgame1fl.jpg)

So I think I am "good" enough for the clan.

[WaCk-HeAd]

And I think you're a dumbass.

Don't come in here bragging about who you beat, many have tried it before, all ran home crying.

We were clear, now fuck off.

[EleMENTAL]

And I think you're a dumbass.

Don't come in here bragging about who you beat, many have tried it before, many have ran home crying.

We were clear, now fuck off.

I am not bragging at all. If you think I am, I am sorry. All I am saying is just because I don't have the stats doesn't meen I am not skilled. I just don't have the time anymore. Please don't get mad at me.

[WaCk-HeAd]

Oh hell no. Maybe you've changed, but I remember all your little neg-reps saying stuff like "remember when you cheated?" etc. Then you also neg-repped me because wolf-boy told you to. You also posted in several threads that I am untrustworthy and/or a cheater.

What are you, a GD sheep? I have little to zero respect for you, and if it were up to me, my vote would be a solid NO. You are a little blister, and I'd like nothing better than to pop you.

But if these other fine folks want you in, I won't make hay. It's just been my experience that you've not nearly the maturity level for this kind of clan.

Elemental = dumped

Sorry man...I don't know how you expect things to get into the clan after THAT.


Take a hint, douchebag.

Get lost.

[Medemia]

Dude, posting screenshots usually isn't kosher. It's meant to embarrass, usually someone with more skills or notoriaty. If I was a Gold who jumped some greys, hey, that's fine, but this was a Rev match, a good game and a good conversation. You have much to learn young padawan.

[Jeffery]

Well, I came close to beating Allstar, and I just beat Medemia.

Game (http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/1545/medgame1fl.jpg)

So I think I am "good" enough for the clan.
Elemental, if you are stupid enough to think stats are all that makes a person good, then you are definitely not Netjak material.
Your actions in forum and game are more than enough to deny you access, so please stop making a bigger fool of youself.

[Dove]

Check out the top 6 people in the rep....NETJAK!

Then there's me, hangin' out under the three non-netjakkers.

Those three are frikkin pillars of rep though...

[Medemia]

Pssst, Dove... Glamdring is in netjak

[Jeffery]

And Warcow and Northwind should be since they are both overopinionated assholes like the rest of us.

[meat.eater]

Elemental, if you are stupid enough to think stats are all that makes a person good, then you are definitely not Netjak material.


Totally.

[Poop Slinger]

And Warcow and Northwind should be since they are both overopinionated assholes like the rest of us.
When you say the rest.. you just mean the clown posse right?

North and War have opinions?!?! I never knew. I just thought they ran things around here.. kept order, added humor and a fresh blue text oh and pulled the admin strings... kinda like SKOF and Achilles. :p

What this I hear of a merger between Jeffery's 10 1/2 and someones arse? :confused: Thought clowns had ya know.. bigger feet.

[22woger22]

What this I hear of a merger between Jeffery's 10 1/2 and someones arse? :confused: Thought clowns had ya know.. bigger feet.
Yay, my arse gets a special mention!

*pats butt*

What's this I heard about Tutu having a size 10 1/2W shoe stuck in his @$$?

-22-

[allstarGL]

* gives booger a matt hughes takedown then pummels him with elbows * :D

NETJAK WIN!

[Hatchet Warrior]

allstar, I guess i'm going to poop in your pocket and punch it for doing that :P

[allstarGL]

allstar, I guess i'm going to poop in your pocket and punch it for doing that :P
aww your a sick freak. what the hell are u talking about.

[Hatchet Warrior]

Lol, it is a old joke I had with a friend, it got people to shut up though.

[Dove]

Well I believe we ALL know what a dove's special skill is. Descending Crap Cannon, baby :cool: .

And get this, my best friend's girlfriend went to Goodwill and bought me a turtle shell! Like, possibly from a child's TMNT costume... it ties around the front and covers the entire back.

I'll try to somehow get a pic on here...

[Coffin Fedder]

aww your a sick freak. what the hell are u talking about.

Allstar thats nothing, some of his friends threaten me by peeing in my butt *sigh*

[Dove]

Allstar thats nothing, some of his friends threaten me by peeing in my butt *sigh*

Uhhhhh...

Remind me where you live again so I can NEVER go there in all of my flying days :confused: .

[Dan_F_U]

Im drunk. Here I go. Lets post. Wel guys. your clan fuking rocks mannnn. lots of shit going on..lots of cheatn...lots of s/s editing...lots of legends breaking up... Dude banning me form your forums when im polite...this is the reason I would like to Join... I think I make a perfect canidate to join cuz I pwned most of ya. you guys suck. Honoslty...shtu up...we dont care if ur cool...we dont care if you suck it... geez...shut up..netjak.com at tao sucks.. so ... what now.. can i join..im better then half the nooobs ya got...you hate us...yet recruit our memebrs...hey btw... you kno y dape was doin so good...cuz i played on his account before he was in netjak and while he was in netjak.. so he never flawleed blud.. I did..sry blud..meant to tell ya..sry ryan..my own joker...i meant to tell ya...but i forgot.

Hard time reading..thats cuz ur dumb... Well im drunk..weeeeeeeeeeee. o ya...say u hat eus and clan yet u take ou rmemebrs...regards of carol22 and skeetbang sayn this... O btw... I wouldnt flame me so much..cuz we got lots of shit on you hoes. So I dare u flame cuz we got shits on ya...drunk. weeeeeeeee...sry..lol....damn...Jim Beam..peer pressure..so fun :P


Cant wait to hear your respone...o ya...bullcrap0 wants to join...ryan65 wants to join..rantzu2 wants to join. grapejuice wants to join.firmnesswants to join...fido wants to join...the handjob wants to join...and everyone that sucks worse the nu....twelve sucks wants to join...jokers rules wanna join...weeeeeeee...have fun with this...beware of a post..cuz we will start soem shit... Im drunk and mad for you gettn rid of my forum account when i was not tryn to bring tao intot his.


Edit---- well nethoes. I dont care about neg reps...fuk you guys...hers my middle non finger...with two balls next two it..

[WaCk-HeAd]

I'm glad to see JW definitely got rid of all the noobs.

Dan U, like I said in my rep to you. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Thanks for proving that JW is nothing more than the average noob clan, thanks.

Hahahahahahaha, your fellow leaders should be soooo proud.

[Dan_F_U]

I'm glad to see JW definitely got rid of all the noobs.

Dan U, like I said in my rep to you. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Thanks for proving that JW is nothing more than the average noob clan, thanks.

Hahahahahahaha, your fellow leaders should be soooo proud.


Dude...lol...woot..arms noumb...we got rid of our noobs..and guess where they wnet....thtas irt..over to u

[WaCk-HeAd]

I like your siggy.

"Respect is not given, but earned"

I can't stop wondering how much respect you will earn by these two posts.
You obviously are seriously threatened by Netjak. Really, even if we hardly said anything about you noobies, you come in here trying to insult us.

Hahahahaha, you couldn't have failed more. You just showed everyone what we've been saying all this time. Noobs, Noobs and noobs, that's JW right there.

[StreetGang]

Yay! Drunk Dan is our official JW amabassador. His mission is building good inter-clan relations.

Good job Danny! Can I have Dape's pwd? :confused:

[WaCk-HeAd]

Ok, anyone wants to guess how long it will take before they start apologizing again?

[Dan_F_U]

IM sry netjak is a bunch of coc ky assholes taht are having troubles with legens..here..you guys honstly..are scared of us..you wouldnt of given us so much attetnion when we formed...so really..i suggest u shut and let a leader dare to spea,lk.

[WaCk-HeAd]

Let a leader speak? Lol, no problem. But as I recall I was already speaking, dumbass.

Further more, we're scared of you guys? I'm not the one going into your threads calling you names and trying to insult you guys, after we both backed of.

You actually have to drink to gain some courage to come in here, not the other way around.
I think it's freaking hilarious you guys come in here insulting whenever Netjak has a bump in the road. But no worries, everything is taken care of.

[StreetGang]

Wack, u take things waaayyyyy to seriously, its funny. Did they surgically remove your funny bone?

[Dan_F_U]

Im prety sure i invaded sober before..and i had balls to apologize sometimse. but this is no joke. you guys area trahs.

[Pixel]

:bigsmile: Hello to my fellow Netjakkers. :wub:

[The Exile]

Poor dan. Have you got an inferiority complex?

I would enjoy breaking your "drunken" (which I doubt it really is) post apart, but I'm not going to give you the satisfaction.

All those who vote for "ignoramus", say I.

[WaCk-HeAd]

Wack, u take things waaayyyyy to seriously, its funny. Did they surgically remove your funny bone?


Hahahaha, I'm the one taking this way to seriously?

I'm the one here laughing my ass of because Dan has to be drunk to speak up. I think this whole thing is freaking hilarious.

Don't you see the humor in Dan U drinking his ass off and still having Netjak on his mind? I sure as hell can tell you that JW is not on MY mind when I'm drunk and when I'm having a good time.

I think it's freaking hilarious that we made such an enormous impact on your lives.

[22woger22]

If you [Dan] were really drunk, you wouldn't really notice it. When you're drunk, you forget things. You forget how to behave orderly and you forget how to perform things. Therefore, I doubt that you would be able to post that you were drunk. And considering the amount of idiocity in your posts, I certainly am amazed to see that you haven't passed out from writing all that crap. You've also changed the names of your clanmates that are far from the real thing. You've added a pinch of hilarity in the names. "Skeetbang"? "Firmness"? "Bullcrap"? Ha! Normally, you'd say something like "sreetbang" (the 'k' isn't even close to the 'stre'), "sstifnees" ('Firm'ness is a whole new name), "buulcat" (although I like the sound of Bullcrap)

Conclusion: You're not drunk off your ass, but using it as an excuse to act like a dumbass. Obviously. Just felt like clearing the amount of stupidity and asshole-ish crap in your post.

-22-

[Dragoen Link]

If you [Dan] were really drunk, you wouldn't really notice it. When you're drunk, you forget things. You forget how to behave orderly and you forget how to perform things. Therefore, I doubt that you would be able to post that you were drunk. And considering the amount of idiocity in your posts, I certainly am amazed to see that you haven't passed out from writing all that crap. You've also changed the names of your clanmates that are far from the real thing. You've added a pinch of hilarity in the names. "Skeetbang"? "Firmness"? "Bullcrap"? Ha! Normally, you'd say something like "sreetbang" (the 'k' isn't even close to the 'stre'), "sstifnees" ('Firm'ness is a whole new name), "buulcat" (although I like the sound of Bullcrap)

Conclusion: You're not drunk off your ass, but using it as an excuse to act like a dumbass. Obviously. Just felt like clearing the amount of stupidity and asshole-ish crap in your post.

-22-

:clapping2 -22- =:bb:

[The Exile]

I called it first woger!

[Twelve]

:bigsmile: Hello to my fellow Netjakkers. :wub:

Mwuuuah!

Anyways, DanU...enjoy rolling around in your piss tonight. Street? Take your defeated ass and join him.

LOL...when Pix told me this morning that some JW clowns were posting in our thread, I actually took it seriously.

You guys are still pathetic!!!

12

[old_man_killer]

Wack, u take things waaayyyyy to seriously, its funny. Did they surgically remove your funny bone?

yes and it was stuck up your :smartass:

[old_man_killer]

If you [Dan] were really drunk, you wouldn't really notice it. When you're drunk, you forget things. You forget how to behave orderly and you forget how to perform things. Therefore, I doubt that you would be able to post that you were drunk. And considering the amount of idiocity in your posts, I certainly am amazed to see that you haven't passed out from writing all that crap. You've also changed the names of your clanmates that are far from the real thing. You've added a pinch of hilarity in the names. "Skeetbang"? "Firmness"? "Bullcrap"? Ha! Normally, you'd say something like "sreetbang" (the 'k' isn't even close to the 'stre'), "sstifnees" ('Firm'ness is a whole new name), "buulcat" (although I like the sound of Bullcrap)

Conclusion: You're not drunk off your ass, but using it as an excuse to act like a dumbass. Obviously. Just felt like clearing the amount of stupidity and asshole-ish crap in your post.

-22-


You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to 22woger22 again.

dammit :mad:

[Medemia]

Can I make a drunken post? I wanna try. Sure I don't drink, but I think I can do it.

Ok, here goes:

ftgrvvgfbtrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrr

O wy is my kybord wet nd smmmmmmely did yu puke on it agn/

Ah, nevermind. As stated by wack brilliantly, to pretend you're drunk and have the first thing on your mind when you're imaginary drunk is to come on to the TAO forums and try to drunken-blast netjak means that you really need some help. It's nice to see that we've made such an impression on the boy (what's he doing drinking underage?) that we haunt his dreams.

I think it's open JW season again. Where's my shotgun?

Edit: Grammar errors (well, unintentional grammar errors).

[ironhorse123]

Can I make a drunken post? I wanna try. Sure I don't drink, but I think I can do it.

Ok, here goes:

ftgrvvgfbtrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrr

O wy is my kybord wet nd smmmmmmely did yu puke on it agn/

Ah, nevermind. As stated by wack brilliantly, to pretend you're drunk and have the first thing on your mind when you're imaginary drunk is to come on to the TAO forums and try to drunken-blast netjak means that you really need some help. It's nice to see that we've made such an impression on the boy (what's he doing drinking underage?) that we haunt his dreams.

I think it's open JW season again. Where's my shotgun?

Edit: Grammar errors (well, unintentional grammar errors).

That was a very good druken post!!! :)

[StreetGang]

I think Dan is upset about u banning him from netjak gaming forums. He was just there to talk about game cube and stuff like that. I guess you prefer an advesarial environment.

But hey, 12, Wack, keep acting a fool... seems to be working for ya! Now I think I understand why Omega left.

If anyone is looking for a good gaming site, try GameSpot (http://forums.gamespot.com/gamespot/index.php). Its pretty extensive, widely read, and the mods have some charm.

[Medemia]

I'll give you this, even when a co-leader acts the fool and utterly disgraces himself, Streetgang sticks besides him and doesn't publicly slap him around.

As far as acting a fool, let me quote something to you:

Im drunk. Here I go. Lets post. Wel guys. your clan fuking rocks mannnn. lots of shit going on..lots of cheatn...lots of s/s editing...lots of legends breaking up... Dude banning me form your forums when im polite...this is the reason I would like to Join... I think I make a perfect canidate to join cuz I pwned most of ya. you guys suck. Honoslty...shtu up...we dont care if ur cool...we dont care if you suck it... geez...shut up..netjak.com at tao sucks.. so ... what now.. can i join..im better then half the nooobs ya got...you hate us...yet recruit our memebrs...hey btw... you kno y dape was doin so good...cuz i played on his account before he was in netjak and while he was in netjak.. so he never flawleed blud.. I did..sry blud..meant to tell ya..sry ryan..my own joker...i meant to tell ya...but i forgot.

Hard time reading..thats cuz ur dumb... Well im drunk..weeeeeeeeeeee. o ya...say u hat eus and clan yet u take ou rmemebrs...regards of carol22 and skeetbang sayn this... O btw... I wouldnt flame me so much..cuz we got lots of shit on you hoes. So I dare u flame cuz we got shits on ya...drunk. weeeeeeeee...sry..lol....damn...Jim Beam..peer pressure..so fun :P


Cant wait to hear your respone...o ya...bullcrap0 wants to join...ryan65 wants to join..rantzu2 wants to join. grapejuice wants to join.firmnesswants to join...fido wants to join...the handjob wants to join...and everyone that sucks worse the nu....twelve sucks wants to join...jokers rules wanna join...weeeeeeee...have fun with this...beware of a post..cuz we will start soem shit... Im drunk and mad for you gettn rid of my forum account when i was not tryn to bring tao intot his.


Edit---- well nethoes. I dont care about neg reps...fuk you guys...hers my middle non finger...with two balls next two it..
Sounds pretty foolish. A wise man knows that things said when drunk can come back to bite you in the butt so at least will come and try to make things right after his stupidity. But I suspect that Dan U's pride and hatred of netjak (wow, we're hated. Such a strong emotion for something like this) will prevent him from ever being a man and admitting his stupid "drunken" actions.

[emerald slasher]

wow....even i ko what it feels like to be drunk (long story short i found a beverage i didnt kno was alcohaolic and drank like 10 cans) and theres no way you could actually write a very legible post like dans.... plus if u were drunk u spend ur life thinking of this game i u thought about netjak ;)

Hi pixel :D

[The Exile]

If anyone is looking for a good gaming site, try GameSpot (http://forums.gamespot.com/gamespot/index.php). Its pretty extensive, widely read, and the mods have some charm.
You're writing this on the NETJAK.COM thread. Think.

[old_man_killer]

I think

Liar liar pants on fire :fire:

[Twelve]

I think Dan is upset about u banning him from netjak gaming forums. He was just there to talk about game cube and stuff like that. I guess you prefer an advesarial environment.

But hey, 12, Wack, keep acting a fool... seems to be working for ya! Now I think I understand why Omega left.

If anyone is looking for a good gaming site, try GameSpot (http://forums.gamespot.com/gamespot/index.php). Its pretty extensive, widely read, and the mods have some charm.

Yeah, I banned his behind. I don't know how he thought he could come into a gaming site, one in which I AM THE ADMINISTRATOR, and talk trash against a clan I LEAD.

Is he stupid?

Wait, he is.

So it does make sense that he would do it. But you must be stupid as well to think that I would not do what I did.

And speaking of Gamespot, they are a washed down site that doesn't know how to rate a game below 7.0 even when it truly deserves it. Netjak speaks the truth, and we already have world-wide respect for that among gamers who want it.

12

[WaCk-HeAd]

I think Dan is upset about u banning him from netjak gaming forums. He was just there to talk about game cube and stuff like that. I guess you prefer an advesarial environment.

But hey, 12, Wack, keep acting a fool... seems to be working for ya! Now I think I understand why Omega left.

If anyone is looking for a good gaming site, try GameSpot (http://forums.gamespot.com/gamespot/index.php). Its pretty extensive, widely read, and the mods have some charm.

Oh My God!!

We're acting like a fool? Who came in here, talking shit and insulting us? Really? Who? What did we do? We just sat here minding our own business and then Dan U, the douchebag, comes in claiming to be drunk trying to insult us.

You actually stick with him even though it's OBVIOUS who started this AGAIN and who's being a complete and utter moron.

"Now I understand why Omegashin left." No you don't. As always you remain to be completely clueless. And dude, please try and be a bit original. Every time Netjak hits a bump in the road, there's JW to make fun it. Well guess what douchebag, we're still on top, and we'll be more than alright. Which is more than your excuse of a clan can say.

So how about you start thinking before you post, you worthless lying piece of shit. Ex-Marine? HA! Don't make me laugh, you're just some annoying little brat sitting in a basement bitching at the world because he gets slapped around for being such an incredible dumbass.

You're not NEARLY man enough to have been a marine, so stop living out your dream in these forums. Claiming what you could never be. The only thing you're accomplishing is insulting your own country.

I pitty the people who actually have to live with you.

[Twelve]

You're not NEARLY man enough to have been a marine

OH! Lol...

I totally forgot about him saying that...LOL....

Wack, if Street was ever a marine, then I would allow you to keep making those criticisms about America without getting upset...lol

12

[emerald slasher]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to WaCk-HeAd/TWELVE again.

Y IS IT I CANT REP PEOPLE WHEN THE EARN IT MOST :mad: :mad:

Dan/street get ur sorry asses outa here..u earn no respect here as ur lil banner says, u can dislike netjak all u want but its never doing to do u any good

in other words OUT!!!!!!!

[Dove]

Wow. There are two things I'd like to point out. First of all, the irony of this whole thing is astounding. Dan U sets out to communicate that we suck and oddly enough, the manner in which he goes about doing it only proves how much HE sucks.

Ultimately though, JW guys, think about this:

You hate us... over a GAME on the INTERNET. PEOPLE YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN OR MET. Wanna know why netjak has so much rep? We make friends. How do you make friends? Being respectable, kind, and lighthearted.

Let me now give you a grade on the following areas
Respectable - F (you honor no one, you set out to humiliate others, and almost all of your posts are hateful towards someone)

Kind - F (close to same reasons... claiming to hate people you don't know based only on an internet game, continuous defamatory posts)

Lighthearted - F (you take things way too seriously, play out rivalries by going down paths that shouldn't be taken, get angry about ultimately meaningless happenings, and are overall despised by the community because of your lack of humor and ability to take criticism about anything).

I hereby sentence JW to re-enroll in Forum Manners and Behavior 101.

[Twelve]

Yo, Dove just brought it!!

12

[emerald slasher]

damn jw=schooled by the sexy turtleman :p

[Jeffery]

Netjak minichallenge posted in the Netcave.

[allstarGL]

I love the last challenge I'm gonna try for that one.

[Jeffery]

BTW, this is a completely seperate long term challenge. Top points winner will get a free grey account on Banff.

[axident]

You are SO not drunk, and Dragoen Link and others have explained why already.

I might not be in netjak anymore (I felt I owed too much of a debt to omega because he helped me with the game so much, and the nj-or-nothing rule forces me out, though I hope the people involved make amends someday), but I still respect the clan. Here are my two cents:

Virtually every JW (I don't consider CG to be part of JW, and CG is cool by me) I've beaten has complained about luck and/or cussed at me, compared to just two netjakkers I've beaten who have ever complained about luck, and one got booted and the other was new to the clan. Enough said.

Im drunk. Here I go. Lets post. Wel guys. your clan fuking rocks mannnn. lots of shit going on..lots of cheatn...lots of s/s editing...lots of legends breaking up... Dude banning me form your forums when im polite...this is the reason I would like to Join... I think I make a perfect canidate to join cuz I pwned most of ya. you guys suck. Honoslty...shtu up...we dont care if ur cool...we dont care if you suck it... geez...shut up..netjak.com at tao sucks.. so ... what now.. can i join..im better then half the nooobs ya got...you hate us...yet recruit our memebrs...hey btw... you kno y dape was doin so good...cuz i played on his account before he was in netjak and while he was in netjak.. so he never flawleed blud.. I did..sry blud..meant to tell ya..sry ryan..my own joker...i meant to tell ya...but i forgot.

Hard time reading..thats cuz ur dumb... Well im drunk..weeeeeeeeeeee. o ya...say u hat eus and clan yet u take ou rmemebrs...regards of carol22 and skeetbang sayn this... O btw... I wouldnt flame me so much..cuz we got lots of shit on you hoes. So I dare u flame cuz we got shits on ya...drunk. weeeeeeeee...sry..lol....damn...Jim Beam..peer pressure..so fun :P

Cant wait to hear your respone...o ya...bullcrap0 wants to join...ryan65 wants to join..rantzu2 wants to join. grapejuice wants to join.firmnesswants to join...fido wants to join...the handjob wants to join...and everyone that sucks worse the nu....twelve sucks wants to join...jokers rules wanna join...weeeeeeee...have fun with this...beware of a post..cuz we will start soem shit... Im drunk and mad for you gettn rid of my forum account when i was not tryn to bring tao intot his.


Edit---- well nethoes. I dont care about neg reps...fuk you guys...hers my middle non finger...with two balls next two it..

[Moose]

netcave=12's sexy lair.

[roody poo]

Wack, if Street was ever a marine, then I would allow you to keep making those criticisms about America without getting upset...lol

12

I always thought Gangbanged was French. And isn't Dan just one of those French chicks that doesn't shave her pits?

[Hugh Junit]

I always thought Gangbanged was French. And isn't Dan just one of those French chicks that doesn't shave her pits?

Now THAT'S funny! :D

[Dove]

Figures... first person I send a netjak invite to is roody :rolleyes:

[bludhoundz]

Now THAT'S funny! :D

..Word.

Dan..fine..you flawlessed me. Whatever. I could've killed a few units had I been trying to, but I had already lost the game, there was no point in killing any.

[old_man_killer]

I always thought Gangbanged was French. And isn't Dan just one of those French chicks that doesn't shave her pits?


Gangbang was a French marine? oooh ooh where is that video I had of the french Marines storming the beach?

[Moose]

Guile Guile Guile O!!!!

Set Sail For One Piece!

[roody poo]

Figures... first person I send a netjak invite to is roody :rolleyes:

How poetic

Gangbang was a French marine? oooh ooh where is that video I had of the french Marines storming the beach?

If by storming the beach you mean - planting a bunch of white flags in their sandcastles - then you have to share it with us all.
Remember guys, just b/c Gangbanged and POS enjoy "clanking" their "swords" against eachother's doesn't mean they have really been in the service.

[Dan_F_U]

*yawn* Jus Woke Up.... OOOO . Lets see. Complain complain complain. But nobody talked about how u guys got dape...or how u take our members when you say we suck...or any of the other topics that I brought up.

So avoid your problems and join together to flame me...oo nooo..Or give me neg reps..oo nooo. Or put me on ur hitlist oo..nooo.

But ya I was drunk..and those funny clan names werent jus thought of by me. I was having fun gettn wasted with ryan. Jus having loads of fun on msn so think wat you want. I dont care :P And \


O ya twelve. I politly told you I wasnt sucking up on your forums. That I was there for the gaming reason only and you were the one to bring Tao into the conversation..you were the one sayn i was suking up to you guys... The worse comment I made to you was that I have the same feeling towards you and your clan.

[StreetGang]

Virtually every JW (I don't consider CG to be part of JW, and CG is cool by me) I've beaten has complained about luck and/or cussed at me, compared to just two netjakkers I've beaten who have ever complained about luck, and one got booted and the other was new to the clan. Enough said.

u flatter yourself, we don't even know u exist.

[22woger22]

But ya I was drunk..and those funny clan names werent jus thought of by me. I was having fun gettn wasted with ryan.

If you were 'wasted', I doubt you'd remember that you were drunk, just like what my earlier post said.

Oh, and if 'gettn wasted with ryan' means eating packets of sugar, I think I'll believe you more.

-22-

[FryLock]

But ya I was drunk.. I was having fun gettn wasted with ryan. Jus having loads of fun on msn

You got drunk and fooled around on MSN? How pathetic ARE you?

-edit- post 8900!

[roody poo]

Dan..... seriously...... could you be anymore on the netjak jock?

You are old news, go away. We don't care. We don't think about your insignificant actions anymore, much less hate you. Seriously, 12 told us all to hate Realist now. We honestly have no more time to give your little man syndrome ego anymore attention. We made you famous, you had a good run, but your 15 mins are up dude.

[Dan_F_U]

U must not get drunk much woger. I do. So whats wrong when having fun talking on msn while ur drunk. Hell I played Tao while i was drunk...didnt do so well but it was fun. Last night I had fun. You guys act like Im using me being drunk as an excuse for my actions..well im not so shut the fuk up about it. Damn you guys are idiots.

Why the hell debate if i was drunk? Stop changing subject and face some facts I sorts presented.

[FryLock]

Well, to be honest, when I get drunk, I'm out with my friends. The key word being "out." Going around, looking at the ladies (and getting shot down), etc. But of course, with your love affair of the johnson, I can see why you'd rather stay in and play with the computer. :bigsmile:

[WaCk-HeAd]

*yawn* Jus Woke Up.... OOOO . Lets see. Complain complain complain. But nobody talked about how u guys got dape...or how u take our members when you say we suck...or any of the other topics that I brought up.

Oh they were real complaints? Let me handle them then. We decided to give Dape and we wanted to try and educate him. In the end, he did get on our nerves though and he was booted out of netjak.

As far as taking in your members. There are some JW members with skill and a decent personality, so we decided to take them in. Though lets not forget, if I have to be honest, I, give or take, let about 0,001% in that asks. I get asked by a JW dozen times a day for an invite.


But ya I was drunk..and those funny clan names werent jus thought of by me. I was having fun gettn wasted with ryan. Jus having loads of fun on msn so think wat you want. I dont care :P And \

Hahahahahahahahahahaha you were drunk and were having fun on "msn". You don't have many friends, do you?

As far as Streetgang's comment. Uhm, what?

[22woger22]

Hell I played Tao while i was drunk
So that's why you joined *Jokers Wild*?And I'm guessing you're still intoxicated to stay.

-22-

[roody poo]

blah blah blah blah... hey kettle, I'm the pot, damn you are black.

AH HA! Found the moron to english translator. Exiled thought he hid it well enough for me.

[Dan_F_U]

Well you obviously think that gettn drunk means going out and having fun. But frylock..im not 21 or older.. So I cant really do those things. Just got together with a few friends..played texes holdem..played drinking games..got drunk...Whats the problem with that..nothing...Why are you guys still on that topic..?

[WaCk-HeAd]

AH HA! Found the moron to english translator. Exiled thought he hid it well enough for me.


Hahaha, have a rep!!

[Dan_F_U]

Hahaha, have a rep!!

hahah ur a clan member..haha have a rep buddy cuz we love you...rep rep rep..Geez. Dont wet yourself.

[WaCk-HeAd]

:huh:


Hahahahaha, Dan U. Why are you still here?

[Dan_F_U]

Cuz I can.

[Twelve]

O ya twelve. I politly told you I wasnt sucking up on your forums. That I was there for the gaming reason only and you were the one to bring Tao into the conversation..you were the one sayn i was suking up to you guys... The worse comment I made to you was that I have the same feeling towards you and your clan.

You think I would allow you to hang out at NETJAK.COM? You have no idea how sacred that place is. I wasn't going to allow you to post there unless you acted like an angel. Dissing ANY aspect of me there would have gotten you booted. Still, the funny part is that I actually saved you from pain. You have any clue what guys like Shonen Red and Essobee could do to you? *shakes head*

Now would you and your lover Streetgang go back and have fun with each other on MSN again? The love-bond between the two of you is clear already, you guys don't need to express it on these threads.

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[axident]

u flatter yourself, we don't even know u exist.

They say ignorance is bliss, and if so, you must be one happy camper. I played under a different name on FPS, and the only JW I played who didn't have an attitude was DanU. Maybe you guys have improved, since I have not played on FPS in months, but in any case, I think it's very funny how you replied to a post from someone you professed to not acknowledge.

[Medemia]

Well you obviously think that gettn drunk means going out and having fun. But frylock..im not 21 or older.. So I cant really do those things. Just got together with a few friends..played texes holdem..played drinking games..got drunk...Whats the problem with that..nothing...Why are you guys still on that topic..?


Ok, you asked what is wrong with it, let me tell you what is wrong with it.

I am suspecting that you live in a state where legal drinking age is 21. Now that you have admitted that you are not 21, and I'm guessing your friends aren't either, then what you are doing is illegal and wrong. That is what the problem is with that. If you want to be a juvenile deliquent, fine. But don't come on here with your criminal self and start trying to act cool because you're "an adult." Immature little kid. Thinking just because you get drunk makes you a man. Like I said, a man knows how to act responsible. You are a little boy trying to live in a man's world and showing how terribly incapable you are.

Now go home and think about your life.

[old_man_killer]

:huh:


Hahahahaha, Dan U. Why are you still here?

Because everyone wants to be where the cool people are, and not on their own pathetically dead thread.

Is it just me, or does Gangbang and dan remind you of Beavis and Butthead?

[Jolly Rancher]

I think dove's post explained it all, and the legends thing is only a temporary setback, sure we lost good members, but they are still a part of netjak in some way, at least they left respecting us, can you say the same for JW?

[roody poo]

Still, the funny part is that I actually saved you from pain. You have any clue what guys like Shonen Red and Essobee could do to you? *shakes head*
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Not to mention 32_footsteps, imp, or ritual. Now that would have been fun to watch.

[CRX687]

Well, to be honest, when I get drunk, I'm out with my friends. The key word being "out." Going around, looking at the ladies (and getting shot down), etc. But of course, with your love affair of the johnson, I can see why you'd rather stay in and play with the computer. :bigsmile:

Fry, there are 3 reaons for getting drunk that the majority of cases fall under...

1) A person's out partying with friends (or partying at his/her own place), and is simply having too much fun. In which case the drinkind simply adds to it.

2) something REALLY bad happened to the person, beyond his/her control - at least at the moment, and he/she's feeling hopeless and helpless, in which case the alcohol helps ease the pain.

3) The person truly has nothing better to do than drink... so he/she just drinks and reports it online so ppl will think it's one of the other 2 cases.

I think it's obvious which one these two fall under.

[Twelve]

Not to mention 32_footsteps, imp, or ritual. Now that would have been fun to watch.

Oh my gosh I forgot all about 32!!! I should have let Dan U stay!! LOL!!

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[Moose]

EVERYONE WATCH OUT, IT'S RANDOM REP TIME!!!!!


OMFG, ROODY IT WOULD BE COMING TO YOU BUT I GAVE U SOME AWHILE BACK....GAH!!!


P.S: For those of you who have been pm'ing me and asking what random rep is, it's just an excuse to give out rep for the fun of it, mainly positive to make everyone have happy happy joy joy thoughts XD.

[roody poo]

Immature little kid. Thinking just because you get drunk makes you a man. Like I said, a man knows how to act responsible. You are a little boy trying to live in a man's world and showing how terribly incapable you are.

Now go home and think about your life.

Wow. And people call me harsh? Medemia is awesome.

And no, gangbanged and p_o_s don't remind me anything of Beavis and Butthead. B&B were pretty damn cool or at least funny. These two are the poor man's version of "worthless & who gives a damn".

[old_man_killer]

Wow. And people call me harsh? Medemia is awesome.

And no, gangbanged and p_o_s don't remind me anything of Beavis and Butthead. B&B were pretty damn cool or at least funny. These two are the poor man's version of "worthless & who gives a damn".

OK, how about Dumb and Dumber?

[22woger22]

EVERYONE WATCH OUT, IT'S RANDOM REP TIME!!!!!

Give some to 'P_O_S'. The name totally deserves it.

OK, how about Dumb and Dumber?
That's just giving them a compliment.

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[roody poo]

Fry, there are 3 reaons for getting drunk that the majority of cases fall under...

1) A person's out partying with friends (or partying at his/her own place), and is simply having too much fun. In which case the drinkind simply adds to it.

2) something REALLY bad happened to the person, beyond his/her control - at least at the moment, and he/she's feeling hopeless and helpless, in which case the alcohol helps ease the pain.

3) The person truly has nothing better to do than drink... so he/she just drinks and reports it online so ppl will think it's one of the other 2 cases.

I think it's obvious which one these two fall under.

Or maybe he wasn't drunk at all? Maybe he has never had a drink in his life. I wouldn't be suprised to see him go one step further and change his name to "DAN_4_2_0" b/c everyone knows that smoking pot is the easiest way to become cool.

[Hatchet Warrior]

not all the time roody.

[Twelve]

OK, how about Dumb and Dumber?

No. The original movie was phat.

These two are Dumb and Dumber 2, the poor man's sequel.

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[Dan_F_U]

You think I would allow you to hang out at NETJAK.COM? You have no idea how sacred that place is. I wasn't going to allow you to post there unless you acted like an angel. Dissing ANY aspect of me there would have gotten you booted. Still, the funny part is that I actually saved you from pain. You have any clue what guys like Shonen Red and Essobee could do to you? *shakes head*

Now would you and your lover Streetgang go back and have fun with each other on MSN again? The love-bond between the two of you is clear already, you guys don't need to express it on these threads.

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Dissing???? You said I was sucking up to you guys..you started going on and talking about Tao. I told you that I had same feelings towards you and your clan. I didnt flame. I respectfully stated my reasoning. You just cant handle me on your forums. First thing I did there was post about RR4..then I introduced myself.. You however come on to our forums and make 1 post. We Are Killing You Guys. Yet you are not banned. I dare you to go there and post..look at the replies..look at how much we pwn you.. So really you brought Tao and flaming into an arguement on your forums. And I got deleted cuz of your crybaby attitude. So go ahead and post my posts here...lets see how horrible they were.. Come on..bring it.

[Dan_F_U]

No. The original movie was phat.

These two are Dumb and Dumber 2, the poor man's sequel.

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Nice. Hilarious. Not. :cool:

[Twelve]

Dissing???? You said I was sucking up to you guys..you started going on and talking about Tao. I told you that I had same feelings towards you and your clan. I didnt flame. I respectfully stated my reasoning. You just cant handle me on your forums. First thing I did there was post about RR4..then I introduced myself.. You however come on to our forums and make 1 post. We Are Killing You Guys. Yet you are not banned. I dare you to go there and post..look at the replies..look at how much we pwn you.. So really you brought Tao and flaming into an arguement on your forums. And I got deleted cuz of your crybaby attitude. So go ahead and post my posts here...lets see how horrible they were.. Come on..bring it.

(When he says "come on....bring it", why do keep having that image of Scrappy Doo?)

Please direct me to where I apparently posted in your forums. Please. I never did, I promise. But I'm really curious to see that post.

Meanwhile, Dan. Get over it. You're not posting in netjak.com. Not happening so put your anger about it aside.

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[Twelve]

Alright, so you won't show me the link because you KNOW it will show you and your bf to be as stupid as you are. Fine. I'll go and find it myself. And then I'm going to TRULY post, and then you can check IP addresses and see it wasn't me.

First of all, I NEVER go into other clan's forums. Not my taste.

Second of all, like I would make my first one JW's?

Third of all, if I was going to launch an attack on your forums, you think I would actually let you clowns pwn me verbally? That's never happened, and never will happen.

Now, unless you posted that link during the typing of this post, I'll go dig it up myself.

(And then wash my hands afterwards...let me tell ya.)

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EDIT:

I just got out of the JW forums (bleh) and I can't find anything about me except for this toddler-rhyme where I'm mentioned. Perhaps it was written in the private sections of your forums? If that's the case, how would I get into your private section? That's number 1. And if somebody posted in your private section and it wasn't me....then you guys are really stupid. Not only don't you know your own forums, but apparently you've got a spy making fun of you. *shrugs* I really don't know. But please back up your accusation with facts.

[Jolly Rancher]

EVERYONE WATCH OUT, IT'S RANDOM REP TIME!!!!!


OMFG, ROODY IT WOULD BE COMING TO YOU BUT I GAVE U SOME AWHILE BACK....GAH!!!


P.S: For those of you who have been pm'ing me and asking what random rep is, it's just an excuse to give out rep for the fun of it, mainly positive to make everyone have happy happy joy joy thoughts XD.

Dear god!!!! Not again!!! I just recovered from the last one, please spare me this time!!!

[Dan_F_U]

Dude you are one impatient fuk head arent you..I had to take a fuking shower..geez cool it..u want the link...ill give it to you. Just gimme a min to find it while I get ready to leave. Geez.

http://www.setbb.com/phpbb/viewtopic.php?t=619&highlight=&mforum=jokerswild

Whos to say thats u..whos to say that was actually me on your forums...My point is I got deleted for no reason when I was there to see netjak.com...not you.

[Dan_F_U]

Alright, so you won't show me the link because you KNOW it will show you and your bf to be as stupid as you are. Fine. I'll go and find it myself. And then I'm going to TRULY post, and then you can check IP addresses and see it wasn't me.

First of all, I NEVER go into other clan's forums. Not my taste.

Second of all, like I would make my first one JW's?

Third of all, if I was going to launch an attack on your forums, you think I would actually let you clowns pwn me verbally? That's never happened, and never will happen.

Now, unless you posted that link during the typing of this post, I'll go dig it up myself.

(And then wash my hands afterwards...let me tell ya.)

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EDIT:

I just got out of the JW forums (bleh) and I can't find anything about me except for this toddler-rhyme where I'm mentioned. Perhaps it was written in the private sections of your forums? If that's the case, how would I get into your private section? That's number 1. And if somebody posted in your private section and it wasn't me....then you guys are really stupid. Not only don't you know your own forums, but apparently you've got a spy making fun of you. *shrugs* I really don't know. But please back up your accusation with facts.

First off Do I care if you go other forums?
2nd does anyone care or do we know that jw woulda been your first.
3rd. shut up.

O btw 12. Im going out of town now so I prolly cant reply to your super cool posts. So dont cry...Dont complain. Dan U will be back to rub that tummy of yours. Asshole.

[Twelve]

Dude you are one impatient fuk head arent you..I had to take a fuking shower..geez cool it..u want the link...ill give it to you. Just gimme a min to find it while I get ready to leave. Geez.

http://www.setbb.com/phpbb/viewtopic.php?t=619&highlight=&mforum=jokerswild

Whos to say thats u..whos to say that was actually me on your forums...My point is I got deleted for no reason when I was there to see netjak.com...not you.


The topic or post you requested does not exist

Actually, I shouldn't expect anything less from you guys. Always making stuff up. Please do a better job next time? I'm actually a bit let down...I would love to see this person who's supposed to be me getting flamed. All that energy for what???

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[WaCk-HeAd]

http://www.setbb.com/phpbb/viewtopic.php?t=619&highlight=&mforum=jokerswild


I got this:

The topic or post you requested does not exist

[allstarGL]

I got that too but then when I tried again I got the actual link to it. Just trya again and it should let you threw to it. Just click automatically log in.

[Dan_F_U]

Well prolly cuz you havent register or logged in. Ill save you the time. Posted from 1twelve2... We are killing you guys. Just random. but like I said could or could not be you. not big deal. Main deal was that you used your admin powers for personal reasons. Jus cuz ppl dont agree with you doesnt mean that they should get banned. Its opinions. So do your job correctly next time. Im running out door. Be back tomorrow.

[WaCk-HeAd]

Ah, it worked this time.

I read it, and laughed my ass off. Especially since the account name is 1Twelve2 and not Twelve.
Anyway.. Those JWs really think they're something, amazing.

Amazing how ignorance can be a bliss sometimes.

But I still don't get it.. Where is all this agression coming from? Really just because you got banend from our forums? Really?

Oh well, see you tomorrow.

[allstarGL]

Its funny how they post all their wins against netjakers there and the thread is only 2 pages long :D

[Madars]

Props to Clacker for the new siggy. ;)

[legacy67]

Dan, you were a decent player, now you just punk around and waste your time posting on our thread. Get a life and get out of ours.

People keep leaving JW because of idiocy like this. You come at the best and most repected players in the game with poor chat and smack talk that wouldn't even phase Mr. Rogers.

If you have anything to say, say it with your game.

None of us care at all about your words.

[Twelve]

Well prolly cuz you havent register or logged in. Ill save you the time. Posted from 1twelve2... We are killing you guys. Just random. but like I said could or could not be you. not big deal. Main deal was that you used your admin powers for personal reasons. Jus cuz ppl dont agree with you doesnt mean that they should get banned. Its opinions. So do your job correctly next time. Im running out door. Be back tomorrow.

LOL...alright, the thread finally worked.

Ummm, I think anybody intelligent could see that it wasn't me. I'm quite flattered by that thread. You guys actually figured out what times I usually come online so that you can play me?

As for you being banned from MY forums, your posting history is something that I wouldn't even come close to possibly letting you do in netjak.com. You have to understand, netjak.com is well respected in the GAMING INDUSTRY. There are all kinds of people coming in and out of that place...you think I would let someone like you, with your reputation, post there? Show yourself to be trustworthy here, and I would have no problem. There are plenty of netjak rivals who post there(even some that don't think I know it's them), but they have a record I can trust. I won't allow you to embarrass me in front of the other admins...nope.

Now, I posted in your forums. Check the IP addresses.

Anyways, after I posted, this is what it said:

Your message has been entered successfully.
You earned 9.9 JokerChips for that post

Yo,....lol.....what can I buy with my 9.9. Joker Chips?? C'mon! Tell me! Can I buy a joker candybar or somethin'? C'mon! Tell me!

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[22woger22]

Your message has been entered successfully.
You earned 9.9 JokerChips for that post

Yo,....lol.....what can I buy with my 9.9. Joker Chips?? C'mon! Tell me! Can I buy a joker candybar or somethin'? C'mon! Tell me!

12
You could buy Dan and Street for a night, and watch them get 'drunk' on Pepsi.

-22-

[legacy67]

I got railed by 12 and all I got was this lame t-shirt: 35 JW poker chips

[ironhorse123]

You could buy Dan and Street for a night, and watch them get 'drunk' on Pepsi.

-22-

No on sugar!! Maybe 12 could even replace Dan's sugar with salt! :D

Gah...Moose is on a random rep. Someone plese call the doctors!

[roody poo]

Yo,....lol.....what can I buy with my 9.9. Joker Chips?? C'mon! Tell me! Can I buy a joker candybar or somethin'? C'mon! Tell me!

12

A joker candybar? I really wish I could rep you now.

You could buy Dan and Street for a night, and watch them get 'drunk' on Pepsi.

-22-

Pepsi? I really wish I could rep you now.

I got railed by 12 and all I got was this lame t-shirt: 35 JW poker chips

How many chips does it take for a "rood flamed me shirt"? I really wish I could rep you now.

[legacy67]

I think the actual shirt would be:

"I cry because roody flames me"

May include a picture of excessively painful sodomy.

[ironhorse123]

May include a picture of excessively painful sodomy.
More like a pic of SG! :p

[Squidiot!]

^^i used to have a pic of SG in my siggy he sent it to me on my email.. he stalked me :p

[allstarGL]

We definately need more reps per day. Or an exeption to the rule that anyone who spends excessive time on the netjak thread can have more reps per day because it is SOOO very needed.

[WaCk-HeAd]

Your message has been entered successfully.
You earned 9.9 JokerChips for that post

Yo,....lol.....what can I buy with my 9.9. Joker Chips?? C'mon! Tell me! Can I buy a joker candybar or somethin'? C'mon! Tell me!

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Hahahahaha cool. Since I now know how you'd say this, this is freaking hilarious.

A rep awaits you when I again get the chance.

[Twelve]

But guys, seriously...

JOKERCHIPS??

I gotta know who is responsible for that. I gotta know...lol...

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[roody poo]

^^i used to have a pic of SG in my siggy he sent it to me on my email.. he stalked me :p

Well, I found a pic of Dan.
DAN_P_O_S (http://www.getfreshpix.com/Photos/0LMNZ21/sU2eSXalT2199T.jpg)

[Jeffery]

Dude you are one impatient fuk head arent you..I had to take a fuking shower..geez cool it..u want the link...ill give it to you. Just gimme a min to find it while I get ready to leave. Geez.

http://www.setbb.com/phpbb/viewtopic.php?t=619&highlight=&mforum=jokerswild

Whos to say thats u..whos to say that was actually me on your forums...My point is I got deleted for no reason when I was there to see netjak.com...not you.
You got banned because you couldn't understand the diffrence between Netjak.com the gaming site, and Netjak.com the clan.
When you start posting crap about the clan, you get booted. The rest of the site actually doesn't like many of the TAO clan members. So when that's all you could seem to really talk about, you got kicked.

I'd like to see you come into this forum, and trash talk Bills like that. He'd ban you in a heartbeat also, because he HAS banned idiots like you for the same thing.

[allstarGL]

Hey twelve wheres our netjakchips :mad:

[Twelve]

Well, I found a pic of Dan.
DAN_P_O_S (http://www.getfreshpix.com/Photos/0LMNZ21/sU2eSXalT2199T.jpg)


O.K...that was gross.

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[22woger22]

Looks like one of my grandmother's home-made cakes.

-22-

[Medemia]

I find it funny. Dan, unlike Realist, can only handle it coming from one way. He can't handle the the all out dog pile, so ignores most of it. Man, I've thrown some nice stuff at him too. Oh well. I think part of it is that he doesn't want to try to combat the attacks on his maturity because he knows he can't defend against it :)

[ryan56]

*looks over the last 4 pages*...WOW,this is pretty funny, funny, but stupid. I'm not trying to suck up or anything, but i agree that there is no real reason for what dan posted, I thought things were going great, NJ was leaving us alone, we were leaving you guys alone, then this happens, its really really sad. Sorry Dan, im not with you on this one. i found it funny at first, but then it just became dumb.

And im mad at you for fighting me on Dape, and not even telling me about it.

Advice, if you want Dan to shut up, just stop posting, you guys talking more shit just makes him even happier, just stop posting, and he will eventually get bored.

[Jeffery]

*looks over the last 4 pages*...WOW,this is pretty funny, funny, but stupid. I'm not trying to suck up or anything, but i agree that there is no real reason for what dan posted, I thought things were going great, NJ was leaving us alone, we were leaving you guys alone, then this happens, its really really sad. Sorry Dan, im not with you on this one. i found it funny at first, but then it just became dumb.

And im mad at you for fighting me on Dape, and not even telling me about it.

Advice, if you want Dan to shut up, just stop posting, you guys talking more shit just makes him even happier, just stop posting, and he will eventually get bored.
You really are naive if you expect Netjak to stop talking inside the Netjak thread for some piece of shit like Dumb_U.

[ryan56]

Jeffery, i could care less if you guys talk shit about Dan, he deserves it, but im recent posts you guys are telling him to shut up, go away, leave. So im just saying this is proably the easiest way to get Dan to GO AWAY.

[Jeffery]

And whether or noty he chooses to go away, Netjak will still be Netjak. Save your naive directions for your clan. They'll follow them just fine.

[Twelve]

Jeffery, i could care less if you guys talk shit about Dan, he deserves it,

Are you in JW?

(lol)

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[ryan56]

Are you in JW?

(lol)



Ya, im in JW. What? am i suppose to agree with Dan just because im in his clan? Just cause im in his clan and a friend, doesnt mean i agree with everything he does, like this, stupid and pointless. I dont play follow the leader.

[Twelve]

Ya, im in JW. What? am i suppose to agree with Dan just because im in his clan? Just cause im in his clan and a friend, doesnt mean i agree with everything he does, like this, stupid and pointless. I dont play follow the leader.

Word. Good for you. That's probably why you have 2 green blocks under your name because you're the smartest JW I've ever seen. :confused:

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[KBHoleN1]

Word. Good for you. That's probably why you have 2 green blocks under your name because you're the smartest JW I've ever seen. :confused:

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That's not saying much, but he does have a point.

[FryLock]

Hey twelve wheres our netjakchips :mad:

Well, in Europe, fries are called "chips." So maybe we could divide me up and dole me out to those who post, and...

I swear, I was going somewhere with this. :fool:

[Jeffery]

Well, in Europe, fries are called "chips." So maybe we could divide me up and dole me out to those who post, and...

I swear, I was going somewhere with this. :fool:
Sorry Fry, only Wack is allowed to have a mouthfull of you.

[FryLock]

WTF? Now that's just wrong.

[Moose]

Yeah uhh........thats.....umm....I won't even go there.

[allstarGL]

Sorry Fry, only Wack is allowed to have a mouthfull of you.
It's funny how fast jeff can turn things around on you like that isn't it.

[Jeffery]

Are you accusing me of a flip and dip???

[old_man_killer]

It's funny how fast jeff can turn things around on you like that isn't it.


no no no Allstar, never stand between frylock and Jeffery, bad place to be. You don't see any of us standing in the crossfire do you? Run away while you still can! :p

[fudo]

i'm sorry to come into ya'll's thread like this. ok i got somethings i want to say. ok just hear me out right here. i was in the 6 unit tourny. i played my first round match and i won. i had to go to work so i let the person i beat to adv in the tourny. that is good sports manship right there right? well how come i got negged for being a good sport. :mad: :mad:. i would really like to know.

[Hatchet Warrior]

did you say anything stupid?

[fudo]

no i didn't.

[Jeffery]

i'm sorry to come into ya'll's thread like this. ok i got somethings i want to say. ok just hear me out right here. i was in the 6 unit tourny. i played my first round match and i won. i had to go to work so i let the person i beat to adv in the tourny. that is good sports manship right there right? well how come i got negged for being a good sport. :mad: :mad:. i would really like to know.
And who negged you, and on what post? (link to the post)

[fudo]

http://tacticsarena.com/forum/showpost.php?p=526659&postcount=15

me being negged in the forums i don't care but when the tourny was going on a few people said some things that really made me mad. i thought i was just being a good sport by letting him adv since i had to go work. i'm not going to say no names to who did this. i just want to know why it was done.

[Hatchet Warrior]

I dont get why they did that. Maybe they didn't like