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[bobdagangsta]

Bottle you forgot to make it warmer.:p

[Twelve]

Your definition of irony is as incorect as it is short. A word as complicated as irony can not be contained to a single sentance, lest it be a run on, or in your case, incomplete/incorect.

Irony:An upsetting of expectactions that results in a diametrically opposite outcome. Something that goes against what it should be. Situations involve some kind of blindness. Often times an illumination, or shift of vision. Some kind of doubleness of vision. Some irony is more bitter or dark, and often tiems there is a humbling of human pride. Also sometimes involving a justice or injustice.

Next time, do yourself a favor and refrain from flaunting your ignorance :rolleyes:

Netjakkers, look at this. This is an example of good old-fashioned, netjak-pwnership. Repped.

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[bobdagangsta]

LosPollos is going to grow up to be a vocabulary teacher.lol.:p

[Coffin Fedder]

Everyones growing too become a vocab teacher these days. That's exactly why I'm going to become a Spelling Teacher:)

[Twelve]

Coffin...you're like Netjak's Royal Fool.

lol...

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[Coffin Fedder]

The village idiot get it right-_-

[Twelve]

No, no...look at the poll, we're "Kings"...hence you're part of royalty.

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[Coffin Fedder]

Palace idiot?

[bobdagangsta]

In 20 years in the diary of Coffin:

...Today I became a spelling teacher. I have got my masters degree and look forward to teach at a school. Those netjakers, predicted my future and I'm proud...

[Coffin Fedder]

In 20 years in the diary of Coffin:

...Today I became a spelling teacher. I have got my masters degree and look forward to teach at a school. Those netjaker, predicted my future and I'm proud...

hince the reason that your going to become a gym teacher I once said too bob, and what do you know 20 years later he's a coach for duke and they have one of the best seasons ever.

[Justice]

In 20 years in the diary of Coffin:

...Today I became a spelling teacher. I have got my masters degree and look forward to teach at a school. Those netjakers, predicted my future and I'm proud...

You're back in netjak?

[bobdagangsta]

I'm going to Duke and playing sports there too, my best sports are basketball and soccer.

Edit: Yes, Justice I am.

[Justice]

I'm going to Duke and playing sports there too, my best sports are basketball and soccer.

Edit: Yes, Justice I am.


You're gonna play for Duke 0_0 You must be good.

[Coffin Fedder]

I want too go to NC but sadly there sucking it up so bad this year for the Basketball team not even on the rankings anymore:( Otherwise I was probably going too go out to Michigan.

[bobdagangsta]

*cough*Duke beat NC*cough*

[Coffin Fedder]

Point is? Who won last year:cool:

[Justice]

How about we say who SHOULD have won last year? *cough Illinois cough*

[Justice]

Also sometimes involving a justice or injustice.

Next time, do yourself a favor and refrain from flaunting your ignorance :rolleyes:

Thats me :)

[bobdagangsta]

I love your double post.:p

[Justice]

;) me too

[yall are ded]

I dont wanna post on realists thread but the writings there are awesome. I especially like mine and 12's:wink2:

[Twelve]

You thought mine was good? It's a whole chapter out of my book. ;)


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[yall are ded]

your writing a book. Sick:) I mean I like to write in school its weird writing for fun. I tried to do almost an Illiad theme ;) Have you ever read or heard of Eragon? Its a book series about this guy and he finds a dragon. What impressed me was the author was 15 when he wrote it. Reminds me a bit of lord of the rings. Just a selection for ya:)

[Twelve]

Yes...the boy who wrote Eragon basically has a life-story that's basically every author's wet dream.

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[Hoolwath]

Twelve, he said he would like us to create something new and if we did not, he said he could not check if we really did not. But you admitted that you wrote in before and not only for the thread.

Sorry if my post is confusing. And you all can edit it whenever you like, he did not read it yet.

[x-useme]

whoa, im still jiggling my butt on your sig Hool. You'd think it'd be sore by now.

[Jeffery]

You thought mine was good? It's a whole chapter out of my book. ;)


12
I STILL WANT TO READ YOUR FIRST BOOK DAMNIT!

[Merdoc.]

12 acually has a book? Is it in stores? Tell me more.

[Jeffery]

Hw won;t tell me what it is, or where to find it. he thinks it is not good enough. I've been badgering him ever since I found out, but he wants to wait until this book is published before telling me.
I'm damn near ready to drive to NY and slap the name out of him.

[I BEAT MATHEWS]

Hw won;t tell me what it is, or where to find it. he thinks it is not good enough. I've been badgering him ever since I found out, but he wants to wait until this book is published before telling me.
I'm damn near ready to drive to NY and slap the name out of him.

Please do, because I would like to know the name of it too :bigsmile:

[yall are ded]

Hw won;t tell me what it is, or where to find it. he thinks it is not good enough. I've been badgering him ever since I found out, but he wants to wait until this book is published before telling me.
I'm damn near ready to drive to NY and slap the name out of him.He doesn't want you to know ....because..sniff..sniff..Its title is "The Pit of Burning Clowns" :(

[Vision]

lol. Seriously, I would like to know what it is. I'd buy it.

[Justice]

How about you do a search for books by Alexander Tullis...

[HorNeT]

How about you do a search for books by Alexander Tullis...
it's not published yet, so he wouldn't be able to find it.

[Bottle]

He's talking about 12's first book, genius...

[Jeffery]

His first book was published, but as i understand, it was one of those pay-to-publish deals.
And it was not under that name, as no books are available as such as he described it.

[crack class a]

twelve, what was the book about. and if you tell us then that's more people who will buy it. then that means more money for you becasue the books are beiing sold. :p

[WaCk-HeAd]

I hate you.

Don't worry about it, many hate me. Many hate(d) Michael Jordan as well. :cool:

[Merdoc.]

Oh good one. Who would hate you Wack? I can't really think of any one, less there jelouse or something.

[HorNeT]

What do you guys think of Real's contest and who is your favorite pick for the win?

[Bottle]

Who would hate you Wack?
Those who have acquired his "services" in the past, maybe?

[x-useme]

What do you guys think of Real's contest and who is your favorite pick for the win?

You! Even though yours is the only story I've read ;)

[yall are ded]

Hornet I like yours:) I think im a shoe in for the n00b writers award though :p I wrote an Iliad mythology for TAO.:D

[x-useme]

It's spelled Iliad

[yall are ded]

there thats better....and what did you think?

[Freezer]

:cool: :cool: :cool: GO STEELERS!!! :cool: :cool: :cool:

[x-useme]

:cool: :cool: :cool: GO STEELERS!!! :cool: :cool: :cool:

Thats what I think :cool:

[Bottle]

Noob "sport". :)

[freddyadu]

:cool: :cool: :cool: GO STEELERS!!! :cool: :cool: :cool:

More like GO SEAHAWKS!!there coming back in the game !

[yall are ded]

Bottle bottle can ya get me an invite im signin on to legends now :D

[HorNeT]

More like GO SEAHAWKS!!there coming back in the game !
Hells yes!!

[Lord Shinok]

No no no, guys...you got it all wrong. It goes like this:
:cool: :cool: :cool: GO NETJAK!!! :cool: :cool: :cool:

Hehe, I do want the steelers to win since they're my parents' favorite team. :-P

[yall are ded]

ty bots:) so its 10 for single gold and 20 for double?

[freddyadu]

In legends, I believe so.

[Bottle]

ty bots:)
That's what I'm there for.

Night folks. Good luck with whatever team you support in that ridiculous game.

[yall are ded]

I won my first game in legends as a NJer
:) NETJAK WIN!

[GreenS@murai!]

the Hawks dissapointed me

[x-useme]

their coach was clueless.

[KBHoleN1]

GO STEELERS!!!

What a game. Sending the Bus off with a shiny new ring.

[Justice]

The Colts weren't in it so I don't really care...I was hoping for a Seahawks upset, but oh well.

[Twelve]

Well, I only feel bad for Hugh, honestly. I wanted the Seahawks to win ONLY for our man Hugh Junit.

But I'm happy THE BUS got a ring, finally...and also Coach Cowher.

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P.S. As for my book, all will be revealed...I PROMISE, Jeff. I owe you that, bro.

P.S.S. Hool, that writing DOES count because it IS what I'm writing right now.

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[crack class a]

i was going to watch the superbowl, to see what all this speaking in the netjak thread about american football was about. but the dam time difference, it started at 10pm so i couldn't be bothered as i would only watch like 2 hours of it, otherwise i wouldn't wake up for school. ;)

[Justice]

It wasnt all that great of a game anyways...you didnt miss much.

[Bottle]

It isnt all that great of a game anyways...you didnt miss much.
One word needing correcting.

[Justice]

Lol, football is fun to watch in general, just not that game.

[Bottle]

Yes, REAL football is. Your ridiculous imitation isn't. :)

[Hoolwath]

P.S.S. Hool, that writing DOES count because it IS what I'm writing right now.

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Can I use something I've written before?

I'd really rather you didn't, though I of course have no way of checking. In any case, you shouldn't have anything in mind yet, since you don't know the topic yet. :)


I think you did not understand me...

I thought that what he meant by the rule was, that he wants us to create it originaly for hic competition. Maybe I am wrong though.

[Twelve]

Yes, REAL football is. Your ridiculous imitation isn't. :)

Woah. Who says we're trying to imitate anything?

And Hool, if I happen to be writing on an unfinished work that fits the bill of Realist's contest, then I have every right to put it in. Realist is only lucky that I didn't put in MORE. And I'm lucky that he didn't want a non-fiction work, because I'm not writing that at the moment.

No where there is it said that he wanted anything specifically for the competition. I'm always writing and gave him a CURRENT, UNFINSHED piece, not something I've written BEFORE, and not a piece from my FINISHED book.

If he asked for a game review, then I wouldn't put up a FINISHED review though I have tons of those to draw from.

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[yall are ded]

Heh I originally pmed realist that question. I dont have the exact pm but he wants it to be original and writen specifically in the one week time period.;) I also asked if it could be few other things but that is not imposrtant. I suggest you pm him;)
And I dont care if the arcadian destruction clan is "an elite" clan I'm gona have the same goal but be nicer about it and actualy teach them something...not rubbing it in thier face and telling them "we are better than you so die." It wasn't the members fault if it was anyones... why should there be a grudge against them. I will be facing thier greys and hope to help them inprove and hone thier skills so they will earn thier title.

[Hoolwath]

Yea, but you have already writen it before the competition. And you were not writing it for the competition.

I did not read it yet I just saw you mentioned that you used it somewhere else too or something, I am just trying to help.

[yall are ded]

aye hool your always welcome to post on my formation thread I made. :) I'l take your advice this time.

[Twelve]

Heh I originally pmed realist that question. I dont have the exact pm but he wants it to be original and writen specifically in the one week time period.;) I also asked if it could be few other things but that is not imposrtant. I suggest you pm him;)


Blaergh!!!


Yea, but you have already writen it before the competition. And you were not writing it for the competition.

Blaergh!!!(X2)

So basically, I'm going to get nailed because I'm the only person who actually DOES write so much that I've no time/energy to enter a tourney besides using the work of which I'm currently writing. Well, we'll see what Realist says, fools!

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[KBHoleN1]

*b*tch slaps Hool*

let the man do what he wants!!!

[yall are ded]

Do a summary of the book with excerpts if he says no...I like to write mythologys so I just decided to write one for TAO...heh someday I might do one for netjak :wink2:

[Justice]

I decided not to enter...but I might write a story just for netjak :)

[yall are ded]

Heyy my idea first. You can do it but mine will be a direct continuation of my TAO mythology and it will be about "The Great Empire of Netjak"

[Twelve]

Hehe...post it here!

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[yall are ded]

Will do once I think it up :) Took me 2 days for realists ;)

[Dove]

Twelve, I was thinking about hopping into the "Is There a God" thread, but it doesn't look like there's anyone worth debating in there... :dry:

[ReTodd]

Yes, REAL football is. Your ridiculous imitation isn't. :)

If you want to say that football is an imitation of rugby, fine. But to compare american football to football as practiced by the rest of the world is ridiculous. The only thing they share is a name.

Soccer is for athletes who are quick, dislike extreme physical contact, and have excellent coordination and conditioning. I think it is an excellent game but when I watch it, I feel like a sally. I'm sorry, but I need violence in my sports as part of my anger management regiment.

[Twelve]

Twelve, I was thinking about hopping into the "Is There a God" thread, but it doesn't look like there's anyone worth debating in there... :dry:


Once something comes up, you know I'll be there. But check out the challenge I gave to all in "The Christian Thread" and notice how quiet it got. ;)

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[yall are ded]

/nvm

[|ReNeGaDe|]

Im pissed... just played noobslayer88 and another gold on army, they both got unlimited blocking and that won them both the games vs me, this has happened to me for like 10 games in a row, Bills your stupid blocking system needs to be fixed. :mad:

[DOCTOR DEVICE]

O_O i wub my bwocks

[Jeffery]

Im pissed... just played noobslayer88 and another gold on army, they both got unlimited blocking and that won them both the games vs me, this has happened to me for like 10 games in a row, Bills your stupid blocking system needs to be fixed. :mad:
Take a deep breath. Take another.

Now go find a hammer, and beat the hell out of some kitchen appliance. They never block.

[yall are ded]

lmao! if my rep would affect you I would lol.
heh I created a nice grey turt today and this ones a keeper:) Great flanking with scout coverage. Not as good same sides as my normal one but my normal one doesnt flank as well. So now I have a turt for both :)
Edit: heh this is awesome I'm on Kyir's continual neg list:p(says i dont deserve my rep... I +repped him for caring:)

[HorNeT]

lmao! if my rep would affect you I would lol.
heh I created a nice grey turt today and this ones a keeper:) Great flanking with scout coverage. Not as good same sides as my normal one but my normal one doesnt flank as well. So now I have a turt for both :)
Edit: heh this is awesome I'm on Kyir's continual neg list:p(says i dont deserve my rep... I +repped him for caring:)
what's wrong with your account?!

[yall are ded]

I pmed realist again but no answer he said hel look into it so I'm still waiting. *pushs the panic button* Case you guys didnt know yall are ded is on the frits. Not sure why but it got degolded and I just regolded it. It was gold before so this is very weird.

[Office_Shredder]

Take a deep breath. Take another.

Now go find a hammer, and beat the hell out of some kitchen appliance. They never block.

F**k you jeffery. My fridge just landed a frontal on me

[Justice]

F**k you jeffery. My fridge just landed a frontal on me


That has to suck 0_0

[Lord Shinok]

If you want to say that football is an imitation of rugby, fine. But to compare american football to football as practiced by the rest of the world is ridiculous. The only thing they share is a name.

Soccer is for athletes who are quick, dislike extreme physical contact, and have excellent coordination and conditioning. I think it is an excellent game but when I watch it, I feel like a sally. I'm sorry, but I need violence in my sports as part of my anger management regiment.

I agree.

I played indoor soccer for a year. Didn't really enjoy it because I couldn't be all physically agressive to my opponents. The only reason I played it was to keep me in shape during the football off-season.

[ReTodd]

Feeling the violence love Lord Shinook, I talk about pride fighting all the time with one of the custodians I work with.
Once something comes up, you know I'll be there. But check out the challenge I gave to all in "The Christian Thread" and notice how quiet it got. ;)

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And I thought this post by Ach was the closer on that thread.
Out of all the monkeys in the world, he (noah) just had to pick the two with AIDs, didn't he?

F**k you jeffery. My fridge just landed a frontal on me

He said they never block, didn't say anything about lucky attacks out of nowhere :*diablo: An old freezer almost killed me once.

[HorNeT]

Feeling the violence love Lord Shinook, I talk about pride fighting all the time with one of the custodians I work with.


And I thought this post by Ach was the closer on that thread.




He said they never block, didn't say anything about lucky attacks out of nowhere :*diablo: An old freezer almost killed me once.
Once I ate a peice of sausage. It was too big. I choked.

[Bottle]

I've taken a lot of unblockable damage from my cooker.

[HorNeT]

What's a keilbasa?

[ExpectDeath]

Main Entry: kiel·ba·sa
Pronunciation: kEl-'bä-s&, kil- also ki-'bä-s&
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural -basas also kiel·ba·sy /-'bä-sE/
Etymology: Polish kielbasa
: a smoked sausage of Polish origin

;)

We eat alot of this stuff in Pittsburgh.

[HorNeT]

is it good?

[Geeky_Bastard]

is it good?
Very.

[yall are ded]

I like them...sometimes. The thing here is hotdogs and rice with hotsauce:)

[HorNeT]

We eat steak and sausage.

[LosPollos]

I agree.

I played indoor soccer for a year. Didn't really enjoy it because I couldn't be all physically agressive to my opponents. The only reason I played it was to keep me in shape during the football off-season.
You obviosly weren't playing it right then :rolleyes:

[Justice]

The stove is what got the best of me...

[Hugh Junit]

I know our clan ( like most TAO clans ) is a sausage fest, but now we're literally TALKING about sausage?
Come on, guys....

[Bottle]

Yeah. Let's go back to talking about kitchen appliances beating us up. :rolleyes:

[Geeky_Bastard]

Yeah. Let's go back to talking about kitchen appliances beating us up. :rolleyes:
Or we could start talking about exterminators, various cheeses, small mammals, sudden crunch, etc.

[Vision]

1386 stats and climbing. Just thought I'd let everyone know. Hopefully by friday I'll get ranked.

[x-useme]

sweet, what server you in man?

[Vision]

I'm in the Great Lakes server. And oh yeah, don't forget

My Birthday is soon everyone!

[bludhoundz]

Or we could start talking about exterminators, various cheeses, small mammals, sudden crunch, etc.
I'd like to see a re-enactment of the movie mouse trap with pikachu starring. That would be pretty humorous :)

[Coffin Fedder]

You know how funny it whould be watching you play bill cosby?

[ReTodd]

What's a keilbasa?
You really should know this, especially since you like sausage.
I thought you were fat...
http://img79.imageshack.us/img79/7818/lead8bm.th.jpg (http://img79.imageshack.us/my.php?image=lead8bm.jpg)

[Geeky_Bastard]

You know how funny it whould be watching you play bill cosby?
What... the... f***...

Does anyone get this?

[Coffin Fedder]

What... the... f***...

Does anyone get this?

Nope! Oo yea, got job with the 1500 post:cool:

[Dove]

You really should know this, especially since you like sausage.
I thought you were fat...
http://img79.imageshack.us/img79/7818/lead8bm.th.jpg (http://img79.imageshack.us/my.php?image=lead8bm.jpg)

Oh. My. Holy. Gosh.

That's a lot of big meatses.

*hides*

[Merdoc.]

Nope! Oo yea, got job with the 1500 post:cool:
NJ members, please don't smoke crack.

[x-useme]

NJ members, please don't smoke crack.

=O
An honest post against crack.
YAY!

[Dove]

*walks in*

Is it hot in here or is it just--?

Oh never mind. It's that picture of those HUGE sausages up there. Get that offa my screen man. No one needs that.

[bludhoundz]

Its like someone took a bunch of cows or hogs and chopped their "meat" off.

Sick.

[Jeffery]

Says the man with the blowjob banner.......

[Twelve]

Good job with the stats, Vision.

Besides that...these last two pages of Netjak posting have lost me. I'll return in a bit...lol.

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[crack class a]

Or we could start talking about exterminators, various cheeses, small mammals, sudden crunch, etc.

i like cheese and hame toasties, i had a pet rar and when i move my foot sometimes it makes a crunch. :bigsmile:


NJ members, please don't smoke crack.

somone call me?

[Coffin Fedder]

NJ members, please don't smoke crack.

I always thought we were suppose too;)

[Twelve]

As if YOU need anything to smoke, Coffin! Leave well enough alone. ;)

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[Coffin Fedder]

ok:( *slowly starts walking away*

[Geeky_Bastard]

ok:( *slowly starts walking away*
You get hit by a truck or something as a baby?

[bobdagangsta]

Btw Coffin, can you tell me what got job means?:p

[FryLock]

Well, I must say I'm disappointed with netjak legends greys...I put my "uber-grey" guy aside for a while, since there's not much more challenge there. I've been messing with a new grey, he's around 1200 right now and clanless - can't let people know who I am! But my 2 most recent netjak games were very disappointing.

First, someone0 kept asking for games from 1200+ players (this is about 2 weeks ago). On my uber-grey (who was then only about 1550-ish) I accepted. I clearly had the superior form and the game was mine from the get-go. Then he began to stall a bit. Basically, his only responses were "lol" or ":)" Finally, he either surrendered or just waited too long while stalling. Despite that, he hadn't been an ass or anything. But after the surrender popped up and I said "gg", his parting shot was "#### you". Since then, I've seen him asking for games several times, and every time I accept, he goes straight into a battle - twice with sub-900 players.

Second, sniper__master challenged me to a game, so I accepted. He killed my cleric pretty early and was crowing about his sure victory - not realizing that he'd sacrificed all his range (witch, mud, and scout) just to kill the cleric. My freezers were all at full health, as were most of my remaining units. As it became clear that he could not escape paralyzation, all of a sudden he realized that he had to go. He first said I should surrender because I was losing - that quickly changed once I froze a knight and LW. Then he started begging for a draw. I told him that he challenged me and was earlier bragging about a sure win, so why should I draw? Then he got very upset and started swearing at me. Of course, he lost. Funny too, he stuck around until the end...and I thought he had to leave.

I should have taken s/s, but I figured why bother? It's not as if they were cheating, and I don't expect any action to be taken. I'm just voicing some disappointment.

I hope these are aberrations in netjak...but from what I've seen, the clan has really gone downhill. I'm glad there are some of you who still have the spirit, but it's clear that netjak's peak has passed, at least in Legends. I hope the fps side is doing better. I'm very disappointed. I guess I got out at the right time.

[Twelve]

Fry, the fact that you posted this on the open forums and not via pm, as these kind of complaints are properly done, proves that your intent here is to hurt us. Especially your last paragraph.

Meanwhile, though I will most certainly bear these things in mind and mention them to those you spoke about, I would need a screeny to truly bring an accusation to them.

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[LosPollos]

I'm very disappointed. I guess I got out at the right time.
There is never a right time to leave netjak ;)

[Geeky_Bastard]

Fry, good to see you man. We just lost a leader there and Twelve and Bottle are working hard to try and rebuild netjak on legends. It isn't the same as it was with.. The old gaurd right? But we are trying to build it again.

[yall are ded]

:offtopic:\/\/
I keep getting bombed by random people lately. This may be a newb question but I would like to know is there a specific method to take when facing one? I use a grey turt as my free there and my record is losing to an opponent with only 2 units left(I won one but with a lucky scout block).Is there a specific order of units to kill/protect. Just askin my clannys I'l be on legends soon:)

[ReTodd]

:offtopic:\/\/
I keep getting bombed by random people lately. This may be a newb question but I would like to know is there a specific method to take when facing one? I use a grey turt as my free there and my record is losing to an opponent with only 2 units left(I won one but with a lucky scout block).Is there a specific order of units to kill/protect. Just askin my clannys I'l be on legends soon:)

Wait, there was a topic? :confused:

Spread out your units to avoid massive damage from mages and focus your attacks on the DSM if they have 1 or more pyros. The LW is a must for a grey form defending against a bomb.

Fry, if you are reading this, you just dropped several notches in my book.

[FryLock]

Eh, like I said, I didn't expect or want anything to be done to'em. Everyone gets a wee bit po'd at times..I haven't acted the gentleman in all of my games! I was just voicing my disappointment with a clan that I respected - which I have every right to do.

But I'm not going to get into an argument here. Any time that happens, all sides wind up talking past each other.

LosPollos, I'm glad you feel that way...netjak needs more attitudes like yours if it's going to keep going.

Geeky - yeah, I heard ozmaj left. Wonder what got him pissed off... And it's good that Botts is helping out - although he is by no means netjak old guard! He's an old timer, sure, but the netjak old guard, with a few exceptions, has basically pulled up stakes. But I do hope you "new guards" can get things back on track. :cool:

[Twelve]

Eh, like I said, I didn't expect or want anything to be done to'em. Everyone gets a wee bit po'd at times..I haven't acted the gentleman in all of my games! I was just voicing my disappointment with a clan that I respected - which I have every right to do.

I don't understand why you didn't state it that way before.

Geeky - yeah, I heard ozmaj left.

Oz has been back for awhile.

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[yall are ded]

Spread out your units to avoid massive damage from mages
focus your attacks on the DSM if they have 1 or more pyros.
The LW is a must for a grey form defending against a bomb.


(answers in order of my response)
hard to do in a turt
Ussualy witches becuase I'm a grey on legends ;)
I got the lward and I know how to use itpsycologically and physicaly. I'l show ya my regular turt. I switch it around a bit depending on my mood:)

Edit: here is my complete form with a strategy guide + commentary from hoolwath for some ideas. all around form playable against all except a good bomb...and against more skilled players with better forms.
my grey form (http://www.tacticsarena.com/forum/showthread.php?t=23160&highlight=sharing+favorite+formation)

[Geeky_Bastard]

Geeky - yeah, I heard ozmaj left. Wonder what got him pissed off... And it's good that Botts is helping out - although he is by no means netjak old guard! He's an old timer, sure, but the netjak old guard, with a few exceptions, has basically pulled up stakes. But I do hope you "new guards" can get things back on track. :cool:
I know Bot isn't part of it, I said netjak isn't quite the same without you old farts but we are trying to rebuild it :p

[FryLock]

I don't understand why you didn't state it that way before.

Um, but I did state it that way before.

It's not as if they were cheating, and I don't expect any action to be taken.

Perhaps I should have changed "expect" to "want"?

Also:

I'm just voicing some disappointment.

I was just voicing my disappointment(...)

:cool:

Later, bossy meat creatures! (If anyone can identify that reference, then you rock. And to stop obvious guesses, it's not a Simpsons line)

[Twelve]

Peace out, Fry. ;)

12

[Silent~Sniper]

Stoppn' in to say hi..and wanting to know if anyone will train me freestyle on rev..thanks:)

[Twelve]

Once the new rules hit FPS, I'll do all kinds of strategy lessons again in the 'cave.

12

[Geeky_Bastard]

Once the new rules hit FPS, I'll do all kinds of strategy lessons again in the 'cave.

12
Why god! WHY?!

[Coffin Fedder]

You get hit by a truck or something as a baby?

Na, I was only dropped on the head and got my head hit on the bathroom door. Long story don't ask.

[Justice]

Very much misread the e-mail...NEVERMIND

[Geeky_Bastard]

Congrats to Geeky for beating Botts in the continent tourney -_-
I think you MAJORLY misread something...

[Bottle]

*nod*

I'm not playing teh geek. I'm playing Big X. If he shows. :dry:

[x-useme]

lol!!!

One day, they'll call me Big X :cool:

[Coffin Fedder]

I think you MAJORLY misread something...

Same here?

[ReTodd]

Once the new rules hit FPS, I'll do all kinds of strategy lessons again in the 'cave.

12

Why wait until after the rules change? I'm ready now!
Any word on what seed thinks of them?

[Coffin Fedder]

Why wait until after the rules change? I'm ready now!
Any word on what seed thinks of them?

I haven't seen the new rules. I guess I gotta go check those out!

[Hatchet Warrior]

Well, I must say I'm disappointed with netjak legends greys...I put my "uber-grey" guy aside for a while, since there's not much more challenge there. I've been messing with a new grey, he's around 1200 right now and clanless - can't let people know who I am! But my 2 most recent netjak games were very disappointing.

First, someone0 kept asking for games from 1200+ players (this is about 2 weeks ago). On my uber-grey (who was then only about 1550-ish) I accepted. I clearly had the superior form and the game was mine from the get-go. Then he began to stall a bit. Basically, his only responses were "lol" or ":)" Finally, he either surrendered or just waited too long while stalling. Despite that, he hadn't been an ass or anything. But after the surrender popped up and I said "gg", his parting shot was "#### you". Since then, I've seen him asking for games several times, and every time I accept, he goes straight into a battle - twice with sub-900 players.

Second, sniper__master challenged me to a game, so I accepted. He killed my cleric pretty early and was crowing about his sure victory - not realizing that he'd sacrificed all his range (witch, mud, and scout) just to kill the cleric. My freezers were all at full health, as were most of my remaining units. As it became clear that he could not escape paralyzation, all of a sudden he realized that he had to go. He first said I should surrender because I was losing - that quickly changed once I froze a knight and LW. Then he started begging for a draw. I told him that he challenged me and was earlier bragging about a sure win, so why should I draw? Then he got very upset and started swearing at me. Of course, he lost. Funny too, he stuck around until the end...and I thought he had to leave.

I should have taken s/s, but I figured why bother? It's not as if they were cheating, and I don't expect any action to be taken. I'm just voicing some disappointment.

I hope these are aberrations in netjak...but from what I've seen, the clan has really gone downhill. I'm glad there are some of you who still have the spirit, but it's clear that netjak's peak has passed, at least in Legends. I hope the fps side is doing better. I'm very disappointed. I guess I got out at the right time.
Name a time that is reasonable since I have school on the weekdays and i'll play you.

[Bottle]

Didn't see Fry's post last night.

Fry, you know if you have any problems with netjak players you take it to the leaders. On Legends, that's 12, chiefst and myself (and oz if/when he gets back, because he's not gone, he's just really busy).

Someone0, aka mich, doesn't like losing at all, but in my experience he's an honourable player. Should you have any further problems with him, tell me and I'll have a word. S_s is a new addition to the clan, and we're still not at all sure about him. If he's swearing at opponents, he's GONE. Again, if it happens again take a screenshot and send it to me.

It's still not a good reason not to keep this to PM, though. I thought you were better than that.

[Twelve]

Why wait until after the rules change? I'm ready now!
Any word on what seed thinks of them?

Seed jumps on to play in Legends with an account that he thinks I don't know about...lol. So he is checking up on them. I don't see how he would view them as bad. The game is redeemed.

Once these new rules hit FPS, I'll bust out info and strategy because I don't want to be talking about stuff that most of the clan can't use at the moment.

12

[yall are ded]

Yeah please do...If I had at least a little good knowledge at gold forms..I think I might actually pw;) Yeah, If the changes do hit FPS I'l try turting:)

[ReTodd]

Seed jumps on to play in Legends with an account that he thinks I don't know about...lol. So he is checking up on them. I don't see how he would view them as bad. The game is redeemed.

Once these new rules hit FPS, I'll bust out info and strategy because I don't want to be talking about stuff that most of the clan can't use at the moment.

12

The reason I asked is because realist said that the changes will make the transition to fps when seed is comfortable with them. I wish he would hurry.

[Jeffery]

Also, since it was Seed who made up the new rules, I think he will be ok with them. ;)

[Geeky_Bastard]

The reason I asked is because realist said that the changes will make the transition to fps when seed is comfortable with them. I wish he would hurry.
I hope he takes forever, the new rules will ruin my free and gray style.

[ReTodd]

I hope he takes forever, the new rules will ruin my free and gray style.

Don't be such a "debbie downer", you will adapt and overcome. Now stop making posts like this and get to work on creating new formations that will pwn!

[Twelve]

I hope he takes forever, the new rules will ruin my free and gray style.


What ReTodd said. If you're a strategist, you'll adapt.

12

[GreenS@murai!]

I hope these are aberrations in netjak...but from what I've seen, the clan has really gone downhill. I'm glad there are some of you who still have the spirit, but it's clear that netjak's peak has passed, at least in Legends. I hope the fps side is doing better. I'm very disappointed. I guess I got out at the right time.

Legends is filled with nubs. You can play me though! But i'm a noob too. Aww dang this doesn't work out.

[yall are ded]

I just played a game that took forever. A very very skilled staller :dry: I watched a show in the meantime though:)

[Coffin Fedder]

Legends is filled with nubs. You can play me though! But i'm a noob too. Aww dang this doesn't work out.

join the party man.

[Merdoc.]

Tho Legends is filled with nubs, it has its fair share of good players. Anyways, I'm going to stop comming on here. I play Xbox now and I need to spend time and scrim with my clan (Clan matches) I also need to take a break period. I'll be on sometimes when ever I am on the computer tho. For now, I'm out.

Merdoc.

[yall are ded]

Later Merdoc. And to my previous complainings of the staller. I am on a 7 game winning streak so netjak win!! Also I beat a bomb by 2 knights and a chanty which I am surprised with ;) Overall I've had a good game day today.

[El Cid]

Tho Legends is filled with nubs, it has its fair share of good players. Anyways, I'm going to stop comming on here. I play Xbox now and I need to spend time and scrim with my clan (Clan matches) I also need to take a break period. I'll be on sometimes when ever I am on the computer tho. For now, I'm out.

Merdoc.

Have a nice break, my friend. I'll keep bringing the ruckus in your honor ;)

And since I know I am not much of a poster around these parts let me quickly celebrate my 50th post since I couldn't earlier.

*celebrates* :victory: :yahoo:

Now for the 100th...

[yall are ded]

Lol dang 11 boxes in 50 posts that is amazing dude. Even if rep is somewhat pointless that is a great acomplishment. Hope ya post more! :)

[Dove]

Lol dang 11 boxes in 50 posts that is amazing dude. Even if rep is somewhat pointless that is a great acomplishment. Hope ya post more! :)

That's netjak for ya :wink2:

Now for the 100th...

Holy cow! Are we gonna be blessed with more than 1 Cid post a month now?!?!

As far as games go, sadly, my most recent was a loss. A fair one though; I got beat in freestyle by Big X. I'm not too ashamed to lose some stats to that kid.

[WaCk-HeAd]

Well, it's not only Netjak.

El Cid'd posts usually are just of an insane quality, so I rep him when I can.

Since nowadays I also pack quite the "rep" punch, he should be climbing pretty fast :)

[bludhoundz]

I hope he takes forever, the new rules will ruin my free and gray style.
You WUSS!

[bobdagangsta]

lol wack, Hope I don't get a "neg" punch from you, it would leave a mark.

[yall are ded]

Akso please welcome a new member SPIRIT MONGER!! Really great person and a good friend back when I was in AK.
Later guys I'm gone till saturday night.

[Coffin Fedder]

Akso please welcome a new member SPIRIT MONGER!! Really great person and a good friend back when I was in AK.
Later guys I'm gone till saturday night.

Spirits in Netjak now!?! That guys cool Twelve you wont have too worrie about booting him. Lots of talent very good player who actually thinks about his moves:p

[bobdagangsta]

Spirit_monger joined, he's from gl isn't he

[Jeffery]

Yeah, but his body odor.....
/expel spirit_monger

[HorNeT]

Yeah, but his body odor.....
/expel spirit_monger
No worse than Geeky's.

[Bottle]

Squeak?

[bobdagangsta]

HorNet what have you been smelling lately. :p

[Jeffery]

Obviously he's been sniffing Geeky again.

[Hatchet Warrior]

HorNet what have you been smelling lately. :p
as jeff said, he must have been sniffing geeky agan "gosh you idiot"

[HorNeT]

:*dntknw: I can't remember. I think when I smelled Geeky, I passed out.:swoon:

[Coffin Fedder]

as jeff said, he must have been sniffing geeky agan "gosh you idiot"

Your any better. You've been smelling Twelve thats the only reason you get so much love:dry:

[HorNeT]

Your any better. You've been smelling Twelve thats the only reason you get so much love:dry:
12 smells like a French woman in the 13th century.

[Hoolwath]

"Aaaaah, finally," whispered Neptun as he climbed up the hill he knew very good. It was the hill that he climbed up every day in his childhood. His last journey was long and tiring, but it was all worth it. He still could not believe he managed to escape. It was his green shield and sword that saved him his life. At the top of the hills, his heart leaped of joy. The view he has been waiting for so long, his homeland, his life: The Green Forest. Absolutely nothing could make him feel bad now, not even the large black castle in the backround called Kajten. He marched forward to meet the lovely trees and bushes he has not seen for so long now. He was taking in lung-fuls of fresh air. But a denial from this amazing self-indulgence was urgent. The revenge for the things that made his heart bleed was carried out. His bretheren could rest in piece and that was all that mattered.

Everything was untouched, it looked as always. He noticed a mighty-looking archer with a green bow and scar on his left cheek hiding in the treetop. "How have you been, Tserof?" he asked. "Very nice to see you, Neptun. You sure had us worried about you," the scout replied. "Hah, where is she?" "Waiting for you by the well." The "she" expressed his love. A beatiful and charming enchantress called Ainaru. The well was not far and since he ran, it took him only a while to get to crook, from where he could see it.

Wisps were everywhere around him, singing beautifuly as he approached the back of the lady. "What brings you to these parts, brave warrior?" she asked. "Your lovely scream and your green bikini," he replied with a smile on his face. They kissed each other. "Any problems from Kajten recently?" "Nope. I think they have had enough of us, and since you killed the king, we should have a small pause to relax, I don't expect them to attack us with tears in their eyes. Many doubted you. The king, pyromancer Jamzo, burned out whole kingdoms and you were to kill him all alone." "Yeeea, the guy did not happen to be a very good "one on one" fighter," he added and winked. "What bothers me is his daughter," he continued."She is very strong now, she was there to help him. I got a bit lucky, I must say. But you know, luck is always involved. Tserof looks better now, although I doubt he will ever forget the fight." "True, your brothers, black knights, almost killed him. He got lucky our cleric found him. But enough of these bad memories. Rest is what you need now. I will introduce you to our new fighter tomorrow," she said with a determined look on her face and accompanied him to his tree. Those words reminded him of his comfy beatyful bad. He was too tired to argue, although the presence of someone he did not know in his forest bothered him. He was asleep before his head touched the pillow.

Unfortunately, it was not Ainaru's charming voice or the song of the wisps that woke him up. It was a sound of screams. One of the screams made your entrails freeze and the other one was a scream he has yet to get to know. His first thoughts were that Kajten's knights are attacking again so he just grabbed his green sword and rushed to help his comrades. He rushed around the well and ran to the crook. As he turned, he saw Ainaru with a person he did not know whose arms were patting Ainaru on her back. The enchantress was crying. As Neptun drew nearer, he began to slow down unwillingly and fell on his knees. His sword hit the ground and his hands were covering his face. It was Tserof's body lying on the ground next to a knight dressed in black armor who had several arrows stuck in the gap of his helmet. Several trees infront of him were on fire, other ones were put out by the wisps which were gyrating around the trees. He came closer to the horrifying scene crying. He bent down over Tserof's body ignoring the stranger who was eyeing him inquisitively. Tserof's legs were broken and he had a huge cut in his back. "He fell from the tree, probably because of the fire under him. There was no other way to escape from the burning tree," explained Ainaru with a trembling voice. "Atleast he took this pile of metal with him," the unknown person added and kicked the knight in the helmet. Neptun's sight followed the kick. He knew the knight. It was his brother Ramon. Hatred boiled in his blood. There was no one he hated more in that moment. He took Ramon's sword, removed his helmet with a smooth kick and cut off his head. It did not help him much, but it was a start. "Ramon, the knight of Kajten," said Ainaru. Neptun's eyes were looking at the stranger now. It was a woman. A beatiful woman dressed in a tight vesture. Her long dark hair brushed her shoulders by even a slight movement of her head. However, she seemed to be sneaky and dangerous. They looked in each other's eyes. "Her name is Lexip. I trust her fully, she saved the cleric's life," Ainaru said with tears in her eyes when she understood the situation. Neptun looked at Ainaru. "Revenge," he said. Nothing could hold him back and Ainaru knew it. "I am coming with you," added Lexip. "We all are going," said Ainaru with a determined voice, "I will send a message to the cleric too." She waved a hand and a wisp appeared near her. She whispered her something and the wisp disappeared again. "Can those things fight?" Lexip asked. "No, they are just the guardians of the woods, they hate metal and wars and love nature." "We will set off in two hours, we will meet by the well."

Neptun used the time to get in his armor and think of a plan. "Ainaru, listen carefully. Remember the sparky thing we used to look at when we were young? The guardian of the Kajten's castle?" he asked. "Yea," Ainaru replied. "I will get a hit from it and you will use the time it refreshes to paralyze it, when my other evil brother Yreffej, who is still alive(unfortunately), you will paralyze him with your beautiful voice too. Understand?" He asked. "Consider it done," Ainaru replied, slightly worried this time. "What about me?" Lexip asked. Neptun looked at her as though he completely forgot she existed. "You are coming with me, and maybe you will be able to hold off my brother a bit. It will all give me time to kill the queen. Do you have all you need with you?" They both nodded. "What about the cleric guy?" Neptun asked finally. "He said he will look in his book every now and then... Do not ask me what that means, you know how strange he is..."

They set off. The journey was tiring and they were not making any stops. They arrived at the castle in the evening. The guardian was looked as a tall building which consisted of three large tanchions and a huge diamond in the center. "Ok, this is it," Neptun said. He hugged Ainaru, kissed her on her forhead and looked directly in her eyes. After a while, he glanced at Lexip and waved her to follow him. He tried to rush past the Lightning ward and it looked like as he was going to make it, but it hit him near the gate. He let out a small gasp no one could hear. A scream cut the air. A scream he was used to. Lexip had to use her hands as earbuffs and still looked as though she was going to faint. Ther was no time for things like that, though. The gate opened and a huge knight rushed out of it. Ignoring Neptun, he was going straight for the source of the ugly voice. "Lexip, now!" Neptun shouted. Lexip jumped infront of the knight and they started to fight. Yreffej looked very surprised. Neptun rushed inside the castle and came to the queen's door. He knew the castle from his childhood, he used to live there. He knocked. "Come in," a soft voice replied his action. He knocked again. "I said come in," replied the person, slightly angered this time. Neptun knocked again. As soon as he heard the sound of someone walking towards door he took his sword in his both hands. When the door opened, he swung it and cut off one of the queen's arms. The queen let out a scream and waved her stuff. Neptun got hit by a wave of black acid. The pain was horrible and he could barely stand straight after it ended. "So we meet again," said the queen bleeding from her hand heavily. "Long time no see Evlewt." Netun knew he could do this. This time she was injured and he was up a hand. He heard steps from behind. "It is me, Lexip," she said, "the knight rests in peace now." "YOU??!" shouted the queen. Neptun turned back to her. "You two know each other? he asked lexip. The assasin smiled. The smile was evil and Neptun knew he was tricked. "Your precious Ainaru is dead, it was easy, she was just a naive girl who thought everyone was good inside. Your brother laid the final blow on her body." she said still smiling. "And you, my queen, are just a weakling. No such barbie should rule the greatest castles of all. You are nothing your father was." Neptun started to cry and tried to hit her. It was too late. Assasin made a quick movement, got between him and the queen and sliced him and the queen with her daggers. She killed them both. "You see? Life is just a one big arena, only the best can win and you two have lost this grey game."

[HorNeT]

"Aaaaah, finally," whispered Neptun as he climbed up the hill he knew very good. It was the hill that he climbed up every day in his childhood. His last journey was long and tiring, but it was all worth it. He still could not believe he managed to escape. It was his green shield and sword that saved him his life. At the top of the hills, his heart leaped of joy. The view he has been waiting for so long, his homeland, his life: The Green Forest. Absolutely nothing could make him feel bad now, not even the large black castle in the backround called Kajten. He marched forward to meet the lovely trees and bushes he has not seen for so long now. He was taking in lung-fuls of fresh air. But a denial from this amazing self-indulgence was urgent. The revenge for the things that made his heart bleed was carried out. His bretheren could rest in piece and that was all that mattered.

Everything was untouched, it looked as always. He noticed a mighty-looking archer with a green bow and scar on his left cheek hiding in the treetop. "How have you been, Tserof?" he asked. "Very nice to see you, Neptun. You sure had us worried about you," the scout replied. "Hah, where is she?" "Waiting for you by the well." The "she" expressed his love. A beatiful and charming enchantress called Ainaru. The well was not far and since he ran, it took him only a while to get to crook, from where he could see it.

Wisps were everywhere around him, singing beautifuly as he approached the back of the lady. "What brings you to these parts, brave warrior?" she asked. "Your lovely scream and your green bikini," he replied with a smile on his face. They kissed each other. "Any problems from Kajten recently?" "Nope. I think they have had enough of us, and since you killed the king, we should have a small pause to relax, I don't expect them to attack us with tears in their eyes. Many doubted you. The king, pyromancer Jamzo, burned out whole kingdoms and you were to kill him all alone." "Yeeea, the guy did not happen to be a very good "one on one" fighter," he added and winked. "What bothers me is his daughter," he continued."She is very strong now, she was there to help him. I got a bit lucky, I must say. But you know, luck is always involved. Tserof looks better now, although I doubt he will ever forget the fight." "True, your brothers, black knights, almost killed him. He got lucky our cleric found him. But enough of these bad memories. Rest is what you need now. I will introduce you to our new fighter tomorrow," she said with a determined look on her face and accompanied him to his tree. Those words reminded him of his comfy beatyful bad. He was too tired to argue, although the presence of someone he did not know in his forest bothered him. He was asleep before his head touched the pillow.

Unfortunately, it was not Ainaru's charming voice or the song of the wisps that woke him up. It was a sound of screams. One of the screams made your entrails freeze and the other one was a scream he has yet to get to know. His first thoughts were that Kajten's knights are attacking again so he just grabbed his green sword and rushed to help his comrades. He rushed around the well and ran to the crook. As he turned, he saw Ainaru with a person he did not know whose arms were patting Ainaru on her back. The enchantress was crying. As Neptun drew nearer, he began to slow down unwillingly and fell on his knees. His sword hit the ground and his hands were covering his face. It was Tserof's body lying on the ground next to a knight dressed in black armor who had several arrows stuck in the gap of his helmet. Several trees infront of him were on fire, other ones were put out by the wisps which were gyrating around the trees. He came closer to the horrifying scene crying. He bent down over Tserof's body ignoring the stranger who was eyeing him inquisitively. Tserof's legs were broken and he had a huge cut in his back. "He fell from the tree, probably because of the fire under him. There was no other way to escape from the burning tree," explained Ainaru with a trembling voice. "Atleast he took this pile of metal with him," the unknown person added and kicked the knight in the helmet. Neptun's sight followed the kick. He knew the knight. It was his brother Ramon. Hatred boiled in his blood. There was no one he hated more in that moment. He took Ramon's sword, removed his helmet with a smooth kick and cut off his head. It did not help him much, but it was a start. "Ramon, the knight of Kajten," said Ainaru. Neptun's eyes were looking at the stranger now. It was a woman. A beatiful woman dressed in a tight vesture. Her long dark hair brushed her shoulders by even a slight movement of her head. However, she seemed to be sneaky and dangerous. They looked in each other's eyes. "Her name is Lexip. I trust her fully, she saved the cleric's life," Ainaru said with tears in her eyes when she understood the situation. Neptun looked at Ainaru. "Revenge," he said. Nothing could hold him back and Ainaru knew it. "I am coming with you," added Lexip. "We all are going," said Ainaru with a determined voice, "I will send a message to the cleric too." She waved a hand and a wisp appeared near her. She whispered her something and the wisp disappeared again. "Can those things fight?" Lexip asked. "No, they are just the guardians of the woods, they hate metal and wars and love nature." "We will set off in two hours, we will meet by the well."

Neptun used the time to get in his armor and think of a plan. "Ainaru, listen carefully. Remember the sparky thing we used to look at when we were young? The guardian of the Kajten's castle?" he asked. "Yea," Ainaru replied. "I will get a hit from it and you will use the time it refreshes to paralyze it, when my other evil brother Yreffej, who is still alive(unfortunately), you will paralyze him with your beautiful voice too. Understand?" He asked. "Consider it done," Ainaru replied, slightly worried this time. "What about me?" Lexip asked. Neptun looked at her as though he completely forgot she existed. "You are coming with me, and maybe you will be able to hold off my brother a bit. It will all give me time to kill the queen. Do you have all you need with you?" They both nodded. "What about the cleric guy?" Neptun asked finally. "He said he will look in his book every now and then... Do not ask me what that means, you know how strange he is..."

They set off. The journey was tiring and they were not making any stops. They arrived at the castle in the evening. The guardian was looked as a tall building which consisted of three large tanchions and a huge diamond in the center. "Ok, this is it," Neptun said. He hugged Ainaru, kissed her on her forhead and looked directly in her eyes. After a while, he glanced at Lexip and waved her to follow him. He tried to rush past the Lightning ward and it looked like as he was going to make it, but it hit him near the gate. He let out a small gasp no one could hear. A scream cut the air. A scream he was used to. Lexip had to use her hands as earbuffs and still looked as though she was going to faint. Ther was no time for things like that, though. The gate opened and a huge knight rushed out of it. Ignoring Neptun, he was going straight for the source of the ugly voice. "Lexip, now!" Neptun shouted. Lexip jumped infront of the knight and they started to fight. Yreffej looked very surprised. Neptun rushed inside the castle and came to the queen's door. He knew the castle from his childhood, he used to live there. He knocked. "Come in," a soft voice replied his action. He knocked again. "I said come in," replied the person, slightly angered this time. Neptun knocked again. As soon as he heard the sound of someone walking towards door he took his sword in his both hands. When the door opened, he swung it and cut off one of the queen's arms. The queen let out a scream and waved her stuff. Neptun got hit by a wave of black acid. The pain was horrible and he could barely stand straight after it ended. "So we meet again," said the queen bleeding from her hand heavily. "Long time no see Evlewt." Netun knew he could do this. This time she was injured and he was up a hand. He heard steps from behind. "It is me, Lexip," she said, "the knight rests in peace now." "YOU??!" shouted the queen. Neptun turned back to her. "You two know each other? he asked lexip. The assasin smiled. The smile was evil and Neptun knew he was tricked. "Your precious Ainaru is dead, it was easy, she was just a naive girl who thought everyone was good inside. Your brother laid the final blow on her body." she said still smiling. "And you, my queen, are just a weakling. No such barbie should rule the greatest castles of all. You are nothing your father was." Neptun started to cry and tried to hit her. It was too late. Assasin made a quick movement, got between him and the queen and sliced him and the queen with her daggers. She killed them both. "You see? Life is just a one big arena, only the best can win and you two have lost this grey game."
My poem totaly owns that. :bigsmile:

[Coffin Fedder]

Well Hool, I love you.

[HorNeT]

"Aaaaah, finally," whispered Neptun as he climbed up the hill he knew very good. It was the hill that he climbed up every day in his childhood. His last journey was long and tiring, but it was all worth it. He still could not believe he managed to escape. It was his green shield and sword that saved him his life. At the top of the hills, his heart leaped of joy. The view he has been waiting for so long, his homeland, his life: The Green Forest. Absolutely nothing could make him feel bad now, not even the large black castle in the backround called Kajten. He marched forward to meet the lovely trees and bushes he has not seen for so long now. He was taking in lung-fuls of fresh air. But a denial from this amazing self-indulgence was urgent. The revenge for the things that made his heart bleed was carried out. His bretheren could rest in piece and that was all that mattered.

Everything was untouched, it looked as always. He noticed a mighty-looking archer with a green bow and scar on his left cheek hiding in the treetop. "How have you been, Tserof?" he asked. "Very nice to see you, Neptun. You sure had us worried about you," the scout replied. "Hah, where is she?" "Waiting for you by the well." The "she" expressed his love. A beatiful and charming enchantress called Ainaru. The well was not far and since he ran, it took him only a while to get to crook, from where he could see it.

Wisps were everywhere around him, singing beautifuly as he approached the back of the lady. "What brings you to these parts, brave warrior?" she asked. "Your lovely scream and your green bikini," he replied with a smile on his face. They kissed each other. "Any problems from Kajten recently?" "Nope. I think they have had enough of us, and since you killed the king, we should have a small pause to relax, I don't expect them to attack us with tears in their eyes. Many doubted you. The king, pyromancer Jamzo, burned out whole kingdoms and you were to kill him all alone." "Yeeea, the guy did not happen to be a very good "one on one" fighter," he added and winked. "What bothers me is his daughter," he continued."She is very strong now, she was there to help him. I got a bit lucky, I must say. But you know, luck is always involved. Tserof looks better now, although I doubt he will ever forget the fight." "True, your brothers, black knights, almost killed him. He got lucky our cleric found him. But enough of these bad memories. Rest is what you need now. I will introduce you to our new fighter tomorrow," she said with a determined look on her face and accompanied him to his tree. Those words reminded him of his comfy beatyful bad. He was too tired to argue, although the presence of someone he did not know in his forest bothered him. He was asleep before his head touched the pillow.

Unfortunately, it was not Ainaru's charming voice or the song of the wisps that woke him up. It was a sound of screams. One of the screams made your entrails freeze and the other one was a scream he has yet to get to know. His first thoughts were that Kajten's knights are attacking again so he just grabbed his green sword and rushed to help his comrades. He rushed around the well and ran to the crook. As he turned, he saw Ainaru with a person he did not know whose arms were patting Ainaru on her back. The enchantress was crying. As Neptun drew nearer, he began to slow down unwillingly and fell on his knees. His sword hit the ground and his hands were covering his face. It was Tserof's body lying on the ground next to a knight dressed in black armor who had several arrows stuck in the gap of his helmet. Several trees infront of him were on fire, other ones were put out by the wisps which were gyrating around the trees. He came closer to the horrifying scene crying. He bent down over Tserof's body ignoring the stranger who was eyeing him inquisitively. Tserof's legs were broken and he had a huge cut in his back. "He fell from the tree, probably because of the fire under him. There was no other way to escape from the burning tree," explained Ainaru with a trembling voice. "Atleast he took this pile of metal with him," the unknown person added and kicked the knight in the helmet. Neptun's sight followed the kick. He knew the knight. It was his brother Ramon. Hatred boiled in his blood. There was no one he hated more in that moment. He took Ramon's sword, removed his helmet with a smooth kick and cut off his head. It did not help him much, but it was a start. "Ramon, the knight of Kajten," said Ainaru. Neptun's eyes were looking at the stranger now. It was a woman. A beatiful woman dressed in a tight vesture. Her long dark hair brushed her shoulders by even a slight movement of her head. However, she seemed to be sneaky and dangerous. They looked in each other's eyes. "Her name is Lexip. I trust her fully, she saved the cleric's life," Ainaru said with tears in her eyes when she understood the situation. Neptun looked at Ainaru. "Revenge," he said. Nothing could hold him back and Ainaru knew it. "I am coming with you," added Lexip. "We all are going," said Ainaru with a determined voice, "I will send a message to the cleric too." She waved a hand and a wisp appeared near her. She whispered her something and the wisp disappeared again. "Can those things fight?" Lexip asked. "No, they are just the guardians of the woods, they hate metal and wars and love nature." "We will set off in two hours, we will meet by the well."

Neptun used the time to get in his armor and think of a plan. "Ainaru, listen carefully. Remember the sparky thing we used to look at when we were young? The guardian of the Kajten's castle?" he asked. "Yea," Ainaru replied. "I will get a hit from it and you will use the time it refreshes to paralyze it, when my other evil brother Yreffej, who is still alive(unfortunately), you will paralyze him with your beautiful voice too. Understand?" He asked. "Consider it done," Ainaru replied, slightly worried this time. "What about me?" Lexip asked. Neptun looked at her as though he completely forgot she existed. "You are coming with me, and maybe you will be able to hold off my brother a bit. It will all give me time to kill the queen. Do you have all you need with you?" They both nodded. "What about the cleric guy?" Neptun asked finally. "He said he will look in his book every now and then... Do not ask me what that means, you know how strange he is..."

They set off. The journey was tiring and they were not making any stops. They arrived at the castle in the evening. The guardian was looked as a tall building which consisted of three large tanchions and a huge diamond in the center. "Ok, this is it," Neptun said. He hugged Ainaru, kissed her on her forhead and looked directly in her eyes. After a while, he glanced at Lexip and waved her to follow him. He tried to rush past the Lightning ward and it looked like as he was going to make it, but it hit him near the gate. He let out a small gasp no one could hear. A scream cut the air. A scream he was used to. Lexip had to use her hands as earbuffs and still looked as though she was going to faint. Ther was no time for things like that, though. The gate opened and a huge knight rushed out of it. Ignoring Neptun, he was going straight for the source of the ugly voice. "Lexip, now!" Neptun shouted. Lexip jumped infront of the knight and they started to fight. Yreffej looked very surprised. Neptun rushed inside the castle and came to the queen's door. He knew the castle from his childhood, he used to live there. He knocked. "Come in," a soft voice replied his action. He knocked again. "I said come in," replied the person, slightly angered this time. Neptun knocked again. As soon as he heard the sound of someone walking towards door he took his sword in his both hands. When the door opened, he swung it and cut off one of the queen's arms. The queen let out a scream and waved her stuff. Neptun got hit by a wave of black acid. The pain was horrible and he could barely stand straight after it ended. "So we meet again," said the queen bleeding from her hand heavily. "Long time no see Evlewt." Netun knew he could do this. This time she was injured and he was up a hand. He heard steps from behind. "It is me, Lexip," she said, "the knight rests in peace now." "YOU??!" shouted the queen. Neptun turned back to her. "You two know each other? he asked lexip. The assasin smiled. The smile was evil and Neptun knew he was tricked. "Your precious Ainaru is dead, it was easy, she was just a naive girl who thought everyone was good inside. Your brother laid the final blow on her body." she said still smiling. "And you, my queen, are just a weakling. No such barbie should rule the greatest castles of all. You are nothing your father was." Neptun started to cry and tried to hit her. It was too late. Assasin made a quick movement, got between him and the queen and sliced him and the queen with her daggers. She killed them both. "You see? Life is just a one big arena, only the best can win and you two have lost this grey game."
Hool, in your sig, that Banana is dancing and singing like " Yes. I'm getting peed on. Doo-de-doo-daa."

[Jeffery]

If you are writing an actual book, you might want to break that up into more book form paragraphs. Right now it is a giant block of "WTF, I ain;t reading that!"

[Coffin Fedder]

If you are writing an actual book, you might want to break that up into more book form paragraphs. Right now it is a giant block of "WTF, I ain;t reading that!"
Kinda intresting in a way. But I was thinking the same thing.

[HorNeT]

If you are writing an actual book, you might want to break that up into more book form paragraphs. Right now it is a giant block of "WTF, I ain;t reading that!"
Yea, Hool is a noob.

[Jeffery]

Hornet, ya either stop ragging about your lover, or I will split the two of you up. Got it?

[HorNeT]

Hornet, ya either stop ragging about your lover, or I will split the two of you up. Got it?
Yes Sir.
OMFG I LOVE HOOL!!!!!
:(

[Coffin Fedder]

Hornet, ya either stop ragging about your lover, or I will split the two of you up. Got it?
Jeffery you can't split love! Well actually, yea you can, go on.

[HorNeT]

Jeffery you can't split love! Well actually, yea you can, go on.
Jeff doesn't do any of his dirty work, his clowns do. They are everywhere.

[Coffin Fedder]

Jeff doesn't do any of his dirty work, his clowns do. They are everywhere.

Thats where hatchetklown comes in.

[Geeky_Bastard]

Hornet you idiot, hwne something is that long DON'T QUOTE THE ENTIRE THING! Especially twice, damn. If I hadn't jsut repped you for the french woman thing I woul have negged you.

[HorNeT]

Hornet you idiot, hwne something is that long DON'T QUOTE THE ENTIRE THING! Especially twice, damn. If I hadn't jsut repped you for the french woman thing I woul have negged you.
My bad. :mad:

[Coffin Fedder]

Hornet you idiot, hwne something is that long DON'T QUOTE THE ENTIRE THING! Especially twice, damn. If I hadn't jsut repped you for the french woman thing I woul have negged you.

Geeky thank you for pointing that out.

[Bottle]

"Aaaaah, finally," whispered Neptun as he climbed up the hill he knew very good. It was the hill that he climbed up every day in his childhood. His last journey was long and tiring, but it was all worth it. He still could not believe he managed to escape. It was his green shield and sword that saved him his life. At the top of the hills, his heart leaped of joy. The view he has been waiting for so long, his homeland, his life: The Green Forest. Absolutely nothing could make him feel bad now, not even the large black castle in the backround called Kajten. He marched forward to meet the lovely trees and bushes he has not seen for so long now. He was taking in lung-fuls of fresh air. But a denial from this amazing self-indulgence was urgent. The revenge for the things that made his heart bleed was carried out. His bretheren could rest in piece and that was all that mattered.

Everything was untouched, it looked as always. He noticed a mighty-looking archer with a green bow and scar on his left cheek hiding in the treetop. "How have you been, Tserof?" he asked. "Very nice to see you, Neptun. You sure had us worried about you," the scout replied. "Hah, where is she?" "Waiting for you by the well." The "she" expressed his love. A beatiful and charming enchantress called Ainaru. The well was not far and since he ran, it took him only a while to get to crook, from where he could see it.

Wisps were everywhere around him, singing beautifuly as he approached the back of the lady. "What brings you to these parts, brave warrior?" she asked. "Your lovely scream and your green bikini," he replied with a smile on his face. They kissed each other. "Any problems from Kajten recently?" "Nope. I think they have had enough of us, and since you killed the king, we should have a small pause to relax, I don't expect them to attack us with tears in their eyes. Many doubted you. The king, pyromancer Jamzo, burned out whole kingdoms and you were to kill him all alone." "Yeeea, the guy did not happen to be a very good "one on one" fighter," he added and winked. "What bothers me is his daughter," he continued."She is very strong now, she was there to help him. I got a bit lucky, I must say. But you know, luck is always involved. Tserof looks better now, although I doubt he will ever forget the fight." "True, your brothers, black knights, almost killed him. He got lucky our cleric found him. But enough of these bad memories. Rest is what you need now. I will introduce you to our new fighter tomorrow," she said with a determined look on her face and accompanied him to his tree. Those words reminded him of his comfy beatyful bad. He was too tired to argue, although the presence of someone he did not know in his forest bothered him. He was asleep before his head touched the pillow.

Unfortunately, it was not Ainaru's charming voice or the song of the wisps that woke him up. It was a sound of screams. One of the screams made your entrails freeze and the other one was a scream he has yet to get to know. His first thoughts were that Kajten's knights are attacking again so he just grabbed his green sword and rushed to help his comrades. He rushed around the well and ran to the crook. As he turned, he saw Ainaru with a person he did not know whose arms were patting Ainaru on her back. The enchantress was crying. As Neptun drew nearer, he began to slow down unwillingly and fell on his knees. His sword hit the ground and his hands were covering his face. It was Tserof's body lying on the ground next to a knight dressed in black armor who had several arrows stuck in the gap of his helmet. Several trees infront of him were on fire, other ones were put out by the wisps which were gyrating around the trees. He came closer to the horrifying scene crying. He bent down over Tserof's body ignoring the stranger who was eyeing him inquisitively. Tserof's legs were broken and he had a huge cut in his back. "He fell from the tree, probably because of the fire under him. There was no other way to escape from the burning tree," explained Ainaru with a trembling voice. "Atleast he took this pile of metal with him," the unknown person added and kicked the knight in the helmet. Neptun's sight followed the kick. He knew the knight. It was his brother Ramon. Hatred boiled in his blood. There was no one he hated more in that moment. He took Ramon's sword, removed his helmet with a smooth kick and cut off his head. It did not help him much, but it was a start. "Ramon, the knight of Kajten," said Ainaru. Neptun's eyes were looking at the stranger now. It was a woman. A beatiful woman dressed in a tight vesture. Her long dark hair brushed her shoulders by even a slight movement of her head. However, she seemed to be sneaky and dangerous. They looked in each other's eyes. "Her name is Lexip. I trust her fully, she saved the cleric's life," Ainaru said with tears in her eyes when she understood the situation. Neptun looked at Ainaru. "Revenge," he said. Nothing could hold him back and Ainaru knew it. "I am coming with you," added Lexip. "We all are going," said Ainaru with a determined voice, "I will send a message to the cleric too." She waved a hand and a wisp appeared near her. She whispered her something and the wisp disappeared again. "Can those things fight?" Lexip asked. "No, they are just the guardians of the woods, they hate metal and wars and love nature." "We will set off in two hours, we will meet by the well."

Neptun used the time to get in his armor and think of a plan. "Ainaru, listen carefully. Remember the sparky thing we used to look at when we were young? The guardian of the Kajten's castle?" he asked. "Yea," Ainaru replied. "I will get a hit from it and you will use the time it refreshes to paralyze it, when my other evil brother Yreffej, who is still alive(unfortunately), you will paralyze him with your beautiful voice too. Understand?" He asked. "Consider it done," Ainaru replied, slightly worried this time. "What about me?" Lexip asked. Neptun looked at her as though he completely forgot she existed. "You are coming with me, and maybe you will be able to hold off my brother a bit. It will all give me time to kill the queen. Do you have all you need with you?" They both nodded. "What about the cleric guy?" Neptun asked finally. "He said he will look in his book every now and then... Do not ask me what that means, you know how strange he is..."

They set off. The journey was tiring and they were not making any stops. They arrived at the castle in the evening. The guardian was looked as a tall building which consisted of three large tanchions and a huge diamond in the center. "Ok, this is it," Neptun said. He hugged Ainaru, kissed her on her forhead and looked directly in her eyes. After a while, he glanced at Lexip and waved her to follow him. He tried to rush past the Lightning ward and it looked like as he was going to make it, but it hit him near the gate. He let out a small gasp no one could hear. A scream cut the air. A scream he was used to. Lexip had to use her hands as earbuffs and still looked as though she was going to faint. Ther was no time for things like that, though. The gate opened and a huge knight rushed out of it. Ignoring Neptun, he was going straight for the source of the ugly voice. "Lexip, now!" Neptun shouted. Lexip jumped infront of the knight and they started to fight. Yreffej looked very surprised. Neptun rushed inside the castle and came to the queen's door. He knew the castle from his childhood, he used to live there. He knocked. "Come in," a soft voice replied his action. He knocked again. "I said come in," replied the person, slightly angered this time. Neptun knocked again. As soon as he heard the sound of someone walking towards door he took his sword in his both hands. When the door opened, he swung it and cut off one of the queen's arms. The queen let out a scream and waved her stuff. Neptun got hit by a wave of black acid. The pain was horrible and he could barely stand straight after it ended. "So we meet again," said the queen bleeding from her hand heavily. "Long time no see Evlewt." Netun knew he could do this. This time she was injured and he was up a hand. He heard steps from behind. "It is me, Lexip," she said, "the knight rests in peace now." "YOU??!" shouted the queen. Neptun turned back to her. "You two know each other? he asked lexip. The assasin smiled. The smile was evil and Neptun knew he was tricked. "Your precious Ainaru is dead, it was easy, she was just a naive girl who thought everyone was good inside. Your brother laid the final blow on her body." she said still smiling. "And you, my queen, are just a weakling. No such barbie should rule the greatest castles of all. You are nothing your father was." Neptun started to cry and tried to hit her. It was too late. Assasin made a quick movement, got between him and the queen and sliced him and the queen with her daggers. She killed them both. "You see? Life is just a one big arena, only the best can win and you two have lost this grey game."
Hool sucks!

And so does Geeky! :p

[Geeky_Bastard]

Hool sucks!

And so does Geeky! :p
Damnit, I can't neg you either :mad:

[HorNeT]

Hool sucks!

And so does Geeky! :p
Yes! Fight the power!

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Bottle again.

:mad:

[Bottle]

Damnit, I can't neg you either :mad:
I know, that's why I did it. :p

[Coffin Fedder]

Twelve I love you man, or who ever found ED. I appreicate the new banner man.

[crack class a]

Hool, in your sig, that Banana is dancing and singing like " Yes. I'm getting peed on. Doo-de-doo-daa."

why did you have to quote that whole post for that, lol.

[bludhoundz]

For fun, obviously.

[Hoolwath]

Hool sucks!

And so does Geeky! :p


I forgot to put you in there. :)

Jeff, it is not a book, just an amateur work for Realist's competition.

[HorNeT]

I forgot to put you in there. :)

Jeff, it is not a book, just an amateur work for Realist's competition.
Isn't his comp. closed already? Or did you post it in time?


I hope you didn't get it in. ;)
Makes less competition for me. :p

[bobdagangsta]

Ummm....HorNet what kind of location is that? 713?

[HorNeT]

Ummm....HorNet what kind of location is that? 713?
It's for the gangsters.

It's the area code for Houston.

us gangstas call houston da 713, fool.

[bobdagangsta]

It's for the gangsters.

It's the area code for Houston.

us gangstas call houston da 713, fool.

I don't live near Houston, so the number I got is different.:p

[HorNeT]

I don't live near Houston, so the number I got is different.:p
But, you're a gangsta! You're slacking bob! You should know these gangsta things!

[HorNeT]

Sorry for the double post.


M16 sucks and they are talking all kinds of mess with all of our members in army.

We need to do somthing about this.

http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/5215/noob3ds.png\

That was only s/s I could get. There was much more. :*paladin:


And yes, this is the same noob who can't spell "a" right.

[x-useme]

hey thats the same noob that promised me no DSM then bombed me with 3 pyros, haha noob!

[Hugh Junit]

Freakin' noobs.

[the bird]

well i dare him to talk shit when i'm on. i will shut his mouth up for good.

[x-useme]

well i dear him to talk shit when i'm on. i will shut his mouth up for good.

"dare" damnit "dare"
you gotta spell your words right when making a diss, ALWAYS!

[the bird]

i'm turtling him right now. this is going to be way to easy.

[Hoolwath]

Isn't his comp. closed already? Or did you post it in time?


I hope you didn't get it in. ;)
Makes less competition for me. :p

Last post. :cool:

Better luck next time UH-OH.

[the bird]

http://img337.imageshack.us/my.php?image=noobslayer8ck.jpg

flawwlessed turtle game vs him. lol. to easy. i don't think he will talk shit anymore about netjak.


edit i'm the one in brown up top.

[WaCk-HeAd]

So you played with only 9 units?

[the bird]

dragon count as 2 remember. are u drunk wack head. i still have the same setup on right now and i counted 10.

[WaCk-HeAd]

Your frostie is not there bro.

[the bird]

i was in brown. up top. i used your turtle setup wackhead.

[WaCk-HeAd]