Netjak.com

[HorNeT]

To late its mine! NJ strong!
You noob. I'm comming for you!

[Jeffery]

You noob. I'm comming for you!
You fat n00b.

[Twelve]

12 smells like a French woman in the 13th century.

What the...heck?

A lot of writing

Not bad considering English isn't your first language. When people talk, it's a new paragraph.

Twelve I love you man,

You too! And that sig fits you perfectly!!! lol!

And Dove....that banner is PHAT!!!

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[WaCk-HeAd]

Come to GL, Twelve. Lets test these upgrades.

[Twelve]

Hehe. I plan to be on later today. I have to go in 5 minutes...literally.

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[Office_Shredder]

Yay... we broke 14000!

[Hoolwath]

I could be chocolate, or yogurt, or soap, or I suppose a bird.

So thousands of people rub you all over their body every morning?

Scary enough.

[Volcom]

welll some people would say, it isnt just soap they rub over themsleves from that list !!!

[Hoolwath]

If you rub birds all over your body instead, you are original Volcom. Congrats.

[bludhoundz]

Chocolate yogurt.

[x-useme]

Awww damn, I wanted 14000th post :(

[yall are ded]

Chapter #1 Origins
The world was made with only good and life became abundant. Humans prospered and they lived in harmony with beasts. They never quarreled and there was nothing petty. Then a great evil awoke. From the dawn of time it was there waiting and watching. Waiting for the instance where all humans depended on one another. The instance where there was no individualism but there was a complete unity. This evil was called Ravage.
Chapter#2 Ravage
One night Ravage struck a healer and possessed him. He then stemmed from the healer to the hunters whom he then made to attack their own. All was despair as the humans turned to their only hope...the healer. He healed their wounds but when he did so he infused each one of them with dark magic. They became the spawn of Ravage and decimated all in thier path with dark magic. These were the first human magic users. All that were left was a 15 year old boy named Torzan and a 12 year old girl named Lieron. Lieron was attacked by a group of magic users and was badly injusred. Torzan the son of a hunter killed the dark magic users and carried Lieron to a small cave. They were terrified at the fact that there was no magic to heal them. Everyone was turned against them and all hope was lost.
Chapter#3 Refuge
Then a marvelous thing happened a spirit of purity came to them and cured Lierons wounds. She also took them to a cave beneath the ground and but a barrier of light around the cave. The cave had plenty of food and shelter and there were no dangers. They loved each other and had intercourse. They had 6 children and the spirit of purity put a guard over each one of them so they could not be possessed by Ravage. Of the children they all practiced different arts of battle on which they honed on each other.Liger the eldest boy became skilled with heavy armor and a long, sharp stone. Sarah the eldest girl became skilled in the art of paralysis, turning a body against itself. Matrick the second youngest boy became skilled with a bow and as fierce as his father. Zith the second youngest female became the fastest of them all. She was quick with her strikes and powerful as well. Domid became a healer and master the many arts of peace. The youngest child named Esta found what looked to be 2 strange rocks. He carried them everywhere and the others were suspicious that they were not rocks but spawns of Ravage. The spirit convinced them that they were not. Then a miracle happened. Out of the two eggs spawned two baby dragons. Esta trained them to become skilled in the ways of battling. Esta then became powerful in the ways of fire. No one was stronger than another and together they became strong.
Chapter#4 Protector: Earth
Ravage became bored for there were no more to possess. Ravage had a dark army of over 10,000. He decided to encase the world in darkness and for 1,000 years it was so. He moved across the sea and discovered that the earth was calling to him. He then entered the earth and conversed with it. The earth welcomed him and made itself part of Ravage. Then Ravage made the earth a deal. "Find me more to possess and I will give you power." The earth agreed and opened the cave breaking the seal over it. Ravage was pleased and tried to leave the earth. The earth however was not pleased and said, “I am pure and will remain that way.” The earth engulfed Ravage and merged with him suppressing Ravage’s evil. Ravage cried out to the ones he has possessed and they traveled to the cave.
Chapter#5 Pure Ones
In 1,000 year the family had grown and grown to a family of 1,000. They retained the natural skill of their ancestors and displayed a unique sense of teamwork. They also retained the seal of the pure spirit. Thusly they became known as the pure ones. The dark ones came to try to steal their minds but when they found they could not, they attacked the pure ones with many beasts. They expected no challenge but together the forces of good won. The dark ones were driven away with only revenge on their mind. This remained for 1,000 more years.
Chapter#6 Ravage Awakens
The earth remained dormant until Ravage took control again. He could not break free from the prison that was wrought for him but he used the power of the earth to carve volcanoes and earthquakes destroying many pure ones. Using this method he suppressed them so they could never grow to be more powerful than the dark ones. He then raised, using his own life energy, golems from the earth. They became tool and mere weapons for the dark ones. They became slaves to build the empire Armageddon.
Chapter#7 Beasts of Old
The pure ones also became strong but remained lacking in numbers for the constant destruction by Ravage. They befriended the beasts as in days of old and they coexisted. Furgons gave the pure ones their main source of shelter. In return the humans protected them. There were pure ones who became so overcome with nature that abandoned their comrades in an attempt to live in the wild. They became know as the beast riders. The berserkers were wild creature that at fist were possessed by Ravage. They however, were purified and over time befriending the pure ones. Poison wisps were created from the corpses of dead pure ones and became an asset to their loved ones protecting them when the dark ones assaulted. This became a brotherhood that would last...
Chapter#8 Division, Corruption, and Power
The Dark ones grew strong and jealous of each other. They attacked one another and became skilled doing so. This terrible division happened for 100 years and at the end their numbers shrank to less than 1,000. This disappointed Ravage and stole the souls of all of the magic users. He gave them skill and to some he gave physical attributes of strength. Out of these warriors there were 3 leaders, Banff, Legend, and Revelation. This spelled doom for all who opposed. They killed entire armies single handedly. They grew again in numbers and drove our pure ones leaving fire in their wake. There were dragons that remained who were called to their lust for power. So is the fate of the pure ones.
Chapter#9 Evil Destroys Evil
Legend became sorry for the pure ones and broke free from the power of Ravage. He became a solitary swordsman of no comparison.
Banff and Revelation moved near the Empire Armageddon, here was the root of Ravage. They were convinced that Ravage was the causer of the pain that resided in their souls. They adopted the pure ones techniques of fire. The dragons that remained gave them enormous powers and they became the most powerful warriors ever. With this new found power, they attacked Ravage with everything they had. Mortal destroyed immortal and the earth became normal. This gave the leaders an uneven lust for power and quarreled for some time. They then created empires dedicated to them. They then created an empire called Great Lakes in dedication to the ones that were lost in the division. They reunited as one and live peacefully together they became wise and powerful. The dark users retained their powers as it became a blood line trait.
Chapter#10 Aftermath
The dark ones renounced their name and became the united people of FPS. The pure ones were invited back and renounced their name submitting to FPS. The old pure elite members in the community became known as "the moderators" and the dark elite became known as "teh pwnz0rz." This unique community is what we still consider TAO. Although legends is still solitary who knows if its great leader will one day return and merge with FPS.
Chapter#11 Twelve Arises: Netjak Commences
Then from these empires rose up clans. Many were powerful and wiped out the clans know as “n00b” clans. This resulted in an oppression of the weaker clans and revealed a dominance never before seen in history. After many wars and treacherous years, from the far plane also called www.netjak.com arose a legendary warrior named Twelve. Twelve was the reincarnated warrior known as Legends. Twelve saw the destruction caused by the other clans and was displeased that the semi peaceful land he had ruled became a wasteland of destruction. Twelve then called from the far plane four masters of war and peace, to create a new, more powerful, more peaceful clan. Jeffery-master of the art of web searches and clown fanatic, Bottle-number one grey the world has ever seen and pikachu poster boy, Expect Death-Designed the banner used by many of the modern Netjakers, and Justice-whom not much is know about for he is somewhat mysterious and he now leads modern Armageddon Netjak.
Chapter#12 Netjak Spreads Netjak Honor
From the act of revival Twelve and his small, yet elite, league of warriors, set out to all four empires. They spread and conquered with one man armies, becoming a strong presence in all of the empires. Twelve gave the order to spread, and so they did. They recruited from every empire and together they became strong. Thus was created a peaceful empire that would have pleased the pure ones. In fact among the other new recruits there was an ancient pure one named Hugh Junit, dubbed a moderator by the Administration of SEED. This was a very prestigious honor for the growing clan of Netjak. This meant that the great SEED had great interest in the small Netjak, to send one of his own to judge them.

[yall are ded]

Chapter#13 Period of Peace
Netjak drew attention from other major clans, because of its family like behavior. And so many more elite warriors joined, to create what is modern Netjak. This became a force of power and fear to many and a force of kindness and love to others. This transition from war to peace became known as the “Period of Peace.” In this period everyone was equal, n00bs and masters alike. This resulted in the other clans of power bowing their knee to Netjak creating one unified country.
Chapter#14 The Ode
So in times of old there was a song that was sung.
Of heroes and legions in the empire Netjak
Their bravery, their valor, their kindness to all
This large clan became large from small.

So it began whenst descended Twelve
Into a saga he did delve
A deep salvation from far plane
Twelve’s new will is to ordain
A land of peace
A land that is free
A new hope for all
A new force to see

And so came the legends
With power so bold
These elite four
Became leaders with no n00bs
Plea gone untold

Jeffery hunted idiots
With his clowns
An old horror movie
His life did resound

Bottle the famous grey
The one man army
The Arcadians
Once did say

Leader ED with his Banner prowess
Siggys: amazing with no mess
Justice ruled on Army for Netjak, you see
A born legend, in his own right, to be

Then the bird, Dove and Los Pollos
The bird trio became most joyous
In formation they doth attack
Fools are pwned by their wrath


Hugh Junit the evelastin’ mod
Not one person finds him odd
Bobdagangsta always owns
He brings great honor to all that he pwns

Spirit Monger and Silent Sniper
Take out foes with the cunning of a viper

All will flee when they see El Cid
His quality posts will blow you away
His strong loyalty will never sway

Lord Shinok and his crazy avy
Make me think twice about the word scary
Green Samurai , hmm two words to describe
The words verde muertes come to mind

Vision has both brawn and brain
The lives of n00bs he doth claim
Hornet claims he is obese
He constant pwning will never cease

Geeky has a knack for bringin’ the pain
x-usemes knights have many blood stains
Coffin Feeder does what his name implies
Retodd dominates with great pride


Surge likes playin’ grey vs grey
And Meateater kills many every day
Merdoc. destroys with a great gold form
While Hatchetwarror doth owns

This the story of the Netjakers
Netjak strong!
Netjak pride!
Netjak Win!
Netjak ownz!
Netjak pwns!
Netjak!
Chapter#15Netjak Strong Netjak Long
This song has been sung by many bards over the past years. This has become the basis of all great literature and became know as the TAO mythology. The clan of Netjak became strong and other clans were judged by quality compared to Netjak. The leaders are wise and the fellowship great.. Join Netjak and you will be part of something much greater than yourself.


The End

[yall are ded]

post #1=chapters 1-12(1-10 in realists thread)
post #2=chapters 13-15(14 is the ode)

Well what do you guys think? Its not the best but I worked a while on it. Tell me if you think there should be any improvements and I'l see what I can do. :)

[meat.eater]

creative!

Even though i sease to be mentioned. ..lol.

[yall are ded]

added you meat in the second to last stanza.

[Twelve]

Dude...that was....beautiful. A truly worthy 14,000th post(or nearly). Though the facts of our origins is a wee bit innacurate, it is a heroic poem like the Illiad, so who cares. ;) Good job man.

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(Tried to rep you, but seems I have recently. ;) )

[yall are ded]

You are correct. I do not know alot of Netjak's history so I just made alot up.
Thank you:)

[Merdoc.]

Man, how long did that take you? I liked it, I really did. Kudos to yourself.

[x-useme]

woohoo, I was mentioned!!!

[Merdoc.]

Most of the active members are.

[Vision]

woohoo, I was mentioned!!!

so was I :) Nice words, yall are ded

[yall are ded]

Gracias I tried to mention everyone who posted in the last 10 pages. From that I got a list and started writing. Glad you liked it :bigsmile:

[GreenS@murai!]

so when is this going to be published?

[x-useme]

Samarui, your sig says 1400 in one place and 1401 in the other place.

You gotta get that fixed, NOW! :p

[Coffin Fedder]

he'll take his time. Trust me.

[Geeky_Bastard]

Reminds me a little of the Elite Chronicles lol, only Warcow is a writer worthy to be published.... Entertaining nonetheless :)

[Coffin Fedder]

Reminds me a little of the Elite Chronicles lol, only Warcow is a writer worthy to be published.... Entertaining nonetheless :)

Man, you deserve so much rep but damn you I can't. But your so telling the truth. A lot of people are entertaining though.

[x-useme]

Coffin, why is your name flip so sorry?

[Coffin Fedder]

Coffin, why is your name flip so sorry?


Thats the real name I go by but someone took my name on the fourms.

[x-useme]

No, I mean does it mean something?

[Coffin Fedder]

No, I mean does it mean something?

yea, its a skate video. very good one actually

[crack class a]

that's great work yall are dead! :good:

[Twelve]

Reminds me a little of the Elite Chronicles lol, only Warcow is a writer worthy to be published.... Entertaining nonetheless :)

Geeky? Are you over your anti-strategy mode yet? :bigsmile:

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[Twelve]

I just destroyed Wack-Head.

Much like my beatdown of Bottle in our last game, Wack will come up with excuses and the like. He'll say that his missed LOS shot was a misclick, though I don't know how he'll talk out of that n00b cleric burn he allowed.

But just like oldtimes, I'm going to RUB IT IN.

lol....

Much love, Wack, much love...

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[WaCk-HeAd]

Oh my goodness, I didn't think you thought so highly of me that you have to brag about beating me due to a misclick. I had you, even with that stupid mistake of letting you burn my cleric.

N00b.

:bigsmile:

[bobdagangsta]

Lol.

2 very different sides of a story.:p

[Bottle]

Much like my beatdown of Bottle in our last game

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A beatdown which followed 2 DSM blocks out of 3 and knight front hits and the like, any of which going in my favour would have meant a very close game?

Oh yeah, that "beatdown". Love the way the best way for you to "beatdown" is noob luck.

Anyway, I seem to remember a freestyle win by 7 units just prior to that meeting, that was all skill and no luck. :)

[yall are ded]

that's great work yall are dead! :good:
TY:)

I didn't know people even used DSMs anymore bottle :p

[Twelve]

Lol.

2 very different sides of a story.:p

Just two reports of the same happening: TWELVE BEATS WACKHEAD

As for you, Bottle...I'm sure you have that line of yours memorized by now, you've said it so often. Fact is, I took those three frosties and melted them. ;)

Then, it got to the point where for you to have a CHANCE to win, your 7(?) health knight needed a side block.

You didn't get it.

As for that 7 unit beatdown you gave me before (see, I ADMIT when I get beatdown), rest assured that such a thing will never happen again with the balanced rules.

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[Madars]

Current Mood:ENERGIZED.

I told you to lay off the red bull!

Sup netjak. :)

-Mad-

[Twelve]

What-up M-dawg!

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[bludhoundz]

Bring it 12 :)

[GreenS@murai!]

where you guys going?

[yall are ded]

I don't know El Verde Muertes.:p

[x-useme]

yall, you were Serge?

[yall are ded]

I am surge not serge...What do you mean?
Oh yeah I refer to myself as surge(note the banner)

[meat.eater]

Best Robin Williams bit ever:

"It would be great bar conversation though.

'My life is so depressing...my wife just left me...'

'I f*cked a gorilla.'

Pause.

'Where you all going?'"


Kills me every time.

[x-useme]

oh lol, i thought you were Serge

He came up with the berserker >_>

[Hugh Junit]

Serge has been MIA for a long time, come to think of it.

[crack class a]

Lol.

2 very different sides of a story.:p

not really they both said that there was a cleric bomb and a mis-click, whats so different about that? :p

[Wizzy`]

oh lol, i thought you were Serge

He came up with the berserker >_>


I found that, thank you very much. -_-

[Twelve]

Happy Valentine's Day, netjakkers. Hope ya'll are busy. ;)

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[bobdagangsta]

12, I'm your secret admirer:p

[Twelve]

Guess the secret is blown now! :p

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[Lord Shinok]

Happy Valentine's Day, netjakkers. Hope ya'll are busy. ;)

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You too!

I got pulled over for going 67 on 40, then got a ticket. :dry:

So much for Valentine's Day. :rolleyes:

[Wizzy`]

Twelve. . .

http://img119.imageshack.us/img119/7786/valentine5hu.gif

[Geeky_Bastard]

Guess the secret is blown now! :p

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Bet a lot of people are today :wink2:

Shindizzy I'm honestly not surprised with the way you act, so many people say you give them seizures... It's pretty funny :p

[Twelve]

Hmmm...Wizzy...let me borrow that...

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[Wizzy`]

Hmmm...Wizzy...let me borrow that...

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O_O
k.

[bobdagangsta]

Guess the secret is blown now! :p

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Well everyone has to know.:p

[Bottle]

My girlfriend is 100 miles away, I've had classes all day so I've been unable to go up and see her, and she's been working so she's unable to come down and see me.

:(

[Twelve]

Just have fun on the phone. ;)

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[yall are ded]

Run to her bot you can make it before sundown! :)

[ExpectDeath]

Yeah, well I live 20 minutes from my girlfriend but her mom is bein' a jaggoff...So I don't get to see her. Sounds like this is gunna be a great day... -.-

[bobdagangsta]

That stinks man, is her mom like protecting her daughter or something?lol.

[WaCk-HeAd]

My girlfriend is 100 miles away, I've had classes all day so I've been unable to go up and see her, and she's been working so she's unable to come down and see me.

:(

I'm in the exact same situation, except that my girlfriend lives about 150 miles away, which freaking sucks.

Bah.

[bobdagangsta]

That does suck. But where did you meet them that they are 100 and 150 miles away?

[WaCk-HeAd]

Vacation. Long story.

[Bottle]

She's on an 8-month placement which is part of her university course. We go to the same university.

[LosPollos]

Atleast you guys have girlfriends :rolleyes:

[meat.eater]

Opinions on new banner?

-Match the avatar?
-Stay with the colorscheme of avatar?
-Match my personality?
-Does it scream "im a girl"?

[Merdoc.]

As Jeff would say, "Your an anime pussy." :p

[meat.eater]

Im actually not a fan on anime. I just asked for a banner with the same feel as my avatar.

[WaCk-HeAd]

Opinions on new banner?

-Match the avatar?
-Stay with the colorscheme of avatar?
-Match my personality?
-Does it scream "im a girl"?

Keep the avatar and match your banner with it.

Seriously, change that banner. Really.

[yall are ded]

hmm this is my anime bammer...
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b9/Dowerboi/AnimS.jpg

[meat.eater]

Keep the avatar and match your banner with it.

Seriously, change that banner. Really.

Ok. Thanks for the feedbck wack.

[yall are ded]

I like it a little but it doesn't match you.
Edit: what eack said.

[HorNeT]

Im actually not a fan on anime. I just asked for a banner with the same feel as my avatar.
I might be able to work somthing up for you, if you want.

[ReTodd]

Opinions on new banner?
-Does it scream "im a girl"?
With the name meat eater it does :p that or single man seeks same:p :p

[bludhoundz]

Atleast you guys have girlfriends :rolleyes:
No point if you can't see them..

[HorNeT]

No point if you can't see them..
They're real I tell ya! :mad:

[Hugh Junit]

Seriously, change that banner. Really.


Word.
Sorry, meat.

[x-useme]

lol, I agree =p

[Geeky_Bastard]

Holy shit Hugh changed his bannner :eek:

[x-useme]

He changed it a while ago homie.

[~Bushido~]

Can I join Netjak?

[GreenS@murai!]

why not?

[ExpectDeath]

~Bushido~, you play on GL I think, correct?

If so look for Tephros, Dove, Zeus, or Geeky_Bastard.

If your a gold account you must be 1250 stats to tryout; if grey, then 1000.

[Twelve]

Woah! I never got the chance to see Meat's new banner! Dang-it!

Any yes, Hugh's banner's been changed for awhile. Thing is, I never thought anybody can improve on the older one but...it happened.

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[ReTodd]

Woah! I never got the chance to see Meat's new banner! Dang-it!

Any yes, Hugh's banner's been changed for awhile. Thing is, I never thought anybody can improve on the older one but...it happened.

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It is in the banner discussion thread in the netjak forums.

[Twelve]

I didn't see it there either...must have been on the previous page that I didn't click back to see. Gotta check THIS out. ;)

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[x-useme]

Heh, what do you think? ;)

[bobdagangsta]

ED is a good banner maker.

[~Bushido~]

~Bushido~, you play on GL I think, correct?

If so look for Tephros, Dove, Zeus, or Geeky_Bastard.

If your a gold account you must be 1250 stats to tryout; if grey, then 1000.
Yes but my stats on GL are not high because I mainly play on Revelations. My stat on Rev. is 1205 :cool:

[HorNeT]

Yes but my stats on GL are not high because I mainly play on Revelations. My stat on Rev. is 1205 :cool:
You're cool.....

[Twelve]

Yeah...Bushido? I think you're all set. ;)

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[~Bushido~]

Yeah...Bushido? I think you're all set. ;)

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Cool thanks :D I'll be keeping an eye open for the leaders

[Cuathon]

well i saw this netjak.com leader yesterday, unless he was fake, and he wanted me to join, i had had a Cu moment and wasnt in SI, and he said wouldnt you like to be with meat.eater and bottle. lol no! bottle told me i wasnt worth his time.( it was a long time ago but it really made me feel bad, im over it now... i think :) )
well, i have a chieved wasting your time :) cya!! ;)

[Bottle]

Hey, when did I say that? I don't remember that.

[GreenS@murai!]

someone explain to me why Blud and monkus and others have their names in purple.

[bobdagangsta]

someone explain to me why Blud and monkus and others have their names in purple.

There game mods now.

[Jeffery]

That and they are all gay.

[~Bushido~]

Im a netjaker now :cool:

[Merdoc.]

Welcome to the Jak.

[Hugh Junit]

someone explain to me why Blud and monkus and others have their names in purple.

At least they aren't pink, which I'm pretty sure was the first choice.

[HorNeT]

At least they aren't pink, which I'm pretty sure was the first choice.
And they call me immature :p

Pooop. hehe I said poop.

[x-useme]

Shouldn't Xerent be purple too then? He is a game mod.

[yall are ded]

They are not forum mods but ingame mods. different class of modship.

[x-useme]

Shouldn't Xerent be purple too then? He is a game mod.

Look up.

[Coffin Fedder]

Hey ladies and gentlemen. Well, Tommrow Me and Hatchet Warrior finally get too go to Wyoming now. I feel bad for him but he gets lucky because he gets to ride with my dad well I get too fly in a airplane for my first time. Something differnt and i cant wait for it. Figured I tell you guys so we may not be on for a couple of days.

[HorNeT]

Hey ladies and gentlemen. Well, Tommrow Me and Hatchet Warrior finally get too go to Wyoming now. I feel bad for him but he gets lucky because he gets to ride with my dad well I get too fly in a airplane for my first time. Something differnt and i cant wait for it. Figured I tell you guys so we may not be on for a couple of days.
What's your flight number?

[Fusion5]

Wow, 911 pages, I voted T by the way, but 911 pages!

[HorNeT]

Wow, 911 pages, I voted T by the way, but 911 pages!
umm...are you stupid?

[tyu]

Guess who's a Netjaker.

[HorNeT]

Guess who's a Netjaker.
I hope fusion5 isn't.

hehe, welcome to Netjak.com, Tyu !!

[Dove]

Guess who's a Netjaker.

Probably you!

Congrats to whomever the mysterious person may be. Welcome to the family.

[x-useme]

Tyu joined netjak???

Sweeet! Welcome dude! From SW to NJ, we're always together homie.

[Hugh Junit]

Tyu joined netjak???

Sweeet! Welcome dude! From SW to NJ, we're always together homie.

And you both have penguin avatars...........
Welcome to netjak, Tyu.
:cool:

[x-useme]

Yeah, he found me my penguin avy. Thanks again Tyu :)

[Bottle]

Guess who's a Netjaker.
Erm, me!

No, wait! TWELVE!

Did I get it? Huh? Did I? Did I?

[KBHoleN1]

Erm, me!

No, wait! TWELVE!

Did I get it? Huh? Did I? Did I?
:noway: did you forget your medication again Bot?

[Volcom]

Wow, 911 pages, I voted T by the way, but 911 pages!
i voted bond

[Dove]

I think I voted "E" and "K". The compy I'm using is a bit unclear on the italics and it's been a while since I voted on that :p

Ya know what's sad? Now that Hugh's a mod, no one will ask about how Twelve gets his polls changed... that was a pretty hot topic after it happened.

[KBHoleN1]

I voted "K" - I wonder why? And if I remember right, that was before I was even in netjak.

[bobdagangsta]

Welcome to netjak tyu.

[KBHoleN1]

Bob, you confuse me. I look a t a post and think, "I didn't write that." Then I realize that it's your Duke avatar and not mine. :p

[Cuathon]

Hey, when did I say that? I don't remember that.\

a long long time ago, i asked for a grey game.

[bobdagangsta]

Bob, you confuse me. I look a t a post and think, "I didn't write that." Then I realize that it's your Duke avatar and not mine. :p

That's cause DUKE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[GreenS@murai!]

yeahhh go reddick

[HorNeT]

That's cause DUKE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maybe im basketball, but UT pwns football :cool:

[GreenS@murai!]

actually USC pwns football

[HorNeT]

actually USC pwns football
Don't you ever speak those words in my presence agaian.

[Bottle]

Who or what is a duke?

[GreenS@murai!]

Duke is a college in NC, he is also my fathers uncle's son twice removed

[tyu]

Who or what is a duke?
Duke University.

[FryLock]

check out my banner turorial.

What is a turorial? ;)

Also, about a dozen (more, less?) pages back, I made a reference to "bossy meat creatures" and wondered if anyone could guess the reference. I got a lot of reps with weird ideas, but only Newgen correctly named Futurama as the source! Congratulations!

Now...can anyone name the episode that was from? :cool:

[Silent~Sniper]

:eek: :(

So I get on from a long vacation off TAO and I'm pretty sure that I <3 NJ and I'm now in X-F bc of a new rule? Something about noone can know my pw...well if that is the case, someone PM me and I'll fix it and I would <3 to be back in NJ please.

Thanks

-silent

[Merdoc.]

Get your pw changed. Then come back.

[Silent~Sniper]

Only 48 left before I get back :bigsmile:

[Merdoc.]

48 what?

[Silent~Sniper]

hours..lol..sry:rolleyes:

[x-useme]

Before you get back to what snipe?

[Silent~Sniper]

I'm coming back to NJ :bigsmile:

[GreenS@murai!]

Always glad to have a Indy brotha back. (I was born there btw)
let me take this moment to also say, goo PACERS fo sho.
I LOVE PEJA and JERMAINE

[x-useme]

Ooooh, so you changed your password, nice. I'll see you back in the clan soon.

[Coffin Fedder]

Well, I was wrong about the computer thing. I'm actually chilling in Wyoming now. Way the hell differnt from North Dakota, they had a storm and it snowed a inch and the guy thought it was a lot. ITS NOT FLAT!

[Merdoc.]

What's a loy and a flat?

[Twelve]

Guess who's a Netjaker.

Welcome, Texan. ;)

That's cause DUKE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Man, you and KB are confusing me with your avatars!

And doesn't Duke have a habit of losing to unranked teams while they're number one?

12

[HatchetKlown17]

whats goin on jakkers?

More of you need to represent on GL... Not seeing many of you there until later in the evening...

Just thought id drop in, and see whats up.

-Hatch-

[Twelve]

Hey. Haven't seen your behind here since you went to save AK. So the better question is, how is AK doing?

If ya'll Arcadians were smart, you'd just make up a new clan called the "Greek Warring States", be honest about it, and move on. ;)

12

[Vision]

Hey Twelve, I'm at 1431 stats. Today I'll be ranked:)

[Twelve]

So basically, in other words, what you're actually saying is:

I'M BRINGING THE NETJAK RUCKUS.

I approve. ;)


12

[x-useme]

Hatch, when did you start playing TAO or did you have a different forum account before? Because your current one says you've only been on the forums for like 5 months.

[HatchetKlown17]

X, i first came to TAO in december of 2003. Played as a grey off and on for 2 years, took a break, went gold this summers end, started forum account when LT and Sess told me I should.

I used to be more into the game itself, and not the community. Now its both.

Also Twelvy, AK is doing much better. LT and myself are spending as much time as we can on to mod, so its getting AK's name out, and we have leaders on for invites, problems, etc. Still not near what we were, but we are doin great.

Dont forget, i still represent NJ on banff with Klown Kar... nubs!

[Vision]

Fellow Netjak Members, the GL rankings are screwed up. I was 1431 this morning and I gained 10 stats more recently. I am not on the ranking list at all. W-Mac is number 2, but he's not even on GL server. What seems to be the problem?

[yall are ded]

What up?:) I have been gone for a day...so hi.
Um...and a warm welcome to tyu also :)

[Coffin Fedder]

ahh yes, I completly forgot about that. Tyu have a nice warming in Netjak, your part of the family now.:)

[yall are ded]

Netjak IS one big family:)

[Merdoc.]

Fellow Netjak Members, the GL rankings are screwed up. I was 1431 this morning and I gained 10 stats more recently. I am not on the ranking list at all. W-Mac is number 2, but he's not even on GL server. What seems to be the problem?
Dude, your looking at the Banff clan rankings.

[Vision]

no, this morning it was screwed up. Banff and GL rankings were exactly the same. Now it's ok. I'm ranked number 84:)

[Merdoc.]

Oh ya, juts saw the thread that Serigy posted in. Well, congrats dude.

[yall are ded]

Ditto.:)

[Nobunaga Oda]

Lol...Nice job Netjak.com!:)

[HatchetKlown17]

Wow, idk what is going on... 12 banned? Whats next?!?!?!

[yall are ded]

A moment of silence...................

[meat.eater]

Netjak.

You're opinions and thoughts are up to you, and nobody can or will stop you from saying them.

I implore you to read the netjak forums first, or find out more whats happening, before you do anything uncalled for.

EDIT: Well, actually, there is nothing on the forums yet.

Just - dont do anything yet. Hang tight.

[ThinkTank]

Sorry to hear about 12 netjak, hopefully you guys can re-cooperate from this, and ban sergiy.:p

[Jeffery]

Twelve is banned from these forums. Whoop-de-doo.

if any of you are stupid enough to think that changes ANYTHING for the clan of Netjak, then you never really will understand what a clan is. There is nothing to "re-cooperate" from.

[yall are ded]

Netjak STRONG

bu-yaaaah

That is all.

[meat.eater]

From 12:
To: TAO Community

I'm sorry that I can't be there to hang with you guys anymore, those that I enjoyed chatting and debating with. I won't go into my reasons for having made the choice to leave the community even before I was banned; because then the person who posts this will end up banned. But it's true that I just can't be here anymore as things stand.

If you would like to stay in touch, come and visit me at the netjak.com site; that's where I'll be hanging out. I'm an admin there---I believe my place at least in that forum is safe. LOL!!

Much love.

12

[Jeffery]

Thanks for posting that Meat. i was just doing it. (maybe you want to use quote tags instead, because right now you have his name 12inches. ;) )

As for the State of Netjak.

Netjak will always go on. With or without specifric members and leaders. Netjak is more than any one leader. It is a clan made up of people who get along, and of people who fight like cats and dogs. It is a community in and of itself, and all members should be proud of what they themselves not only are part of, but help continue to create.

There are many leaders in netjak. All play an important role. And hopefully all will continue to do so.

[yall are ded]

Bye I will miss you. I should write a continuation of my ode to netjak...

[El Cid]

I think I owe Twelve no less than posting my utter outrage for what is in my opinion sad injustice and a complete disregard for the TAO Forum rules.

This is Twelve's last post:


My ride is here. All who want to hit me, feel free to do so until I get back tonight.

12

This is the ban:


For those curious, this is how it looks when you try to write a post after banishment:

You have been banned for the following reason:
None

Date the ban will be lifted: Never


And yet:

1.3 Trolling
Trolling is the act of constantly posting negative comments about TAO and it's members/staff. It is a serious offense. Users that troll will be given a temporary ban. Repeated trolling will incur a permanent ban.


Where should I start? Maybe "constantly"? Maybe the fact that the basis of taking such an action was on a Private message? Maybe the fact that it should start with a temporary ban?

Yet I have been more saddened to see Twelve depart as a leader for Netjak. Without being able to say goodbye to his long time friends not in the clan personally as they deserve.

Jeffery, I shall look up to you know. You have a great legacy to follow. Let all remember that Twelve stepped down with our clan as #1 overall again, in the numbers and in our hearts.

-El Cid Out

[yall are ded]

/nvm

[Lord Shinok]

Well said, El Cid.

[the bird]

well dang that sucks that 12 is banned from the tao forums.

[yall are ded]

Trolling is the act of constantly posting negative comments about TAO and it's members/staff.



ok I gotta say this. Twelve NEVER posted directly about this. If anything sergiy made him post to defend himself.

That is all. I beg you give him a second chance. I also, respect mods and admins. Thank you.

[bobdagangsta]

12 will be back in no time.:p

[meat.eater]

ok I gotta say this. Twelve NEVER posted directly about this. If anything sergiy made him post to defend himself.

That is all. I beg you give him a second chance. I also, respect mods and admins. Thank you.

12 wouldnt come back. He's made his peace with it. Now, the rest of netjak needs to make ours.

[yall are ded]

You are right.

[Jeffery]

Twelve has been planning on taking a leave from TAO for a while now. While he didn;t wish to have it come out like this, it is not something completely unexpected.

[meat.eater]

You can take the "On Banff" off your Location, Jeff. ;)

[yall are ded]

Well....um congrats jeff:)

[GreenS@murai!]

I RULE NETJAK NOW muahaha. :p

[Woodland]

How dare you, you suck you noob :p

[x-useme]

Twelve has been planning on taking a leave from TAO for a while now. While he didn;t wish to have it come out like this, it is not something completely unexpected.

Wow that sucks. Tell 12 I say take care.

[Merdoc.]

I RULE NETJAK NOW muahaha. :p
Oh god, you to. Good luck young one.

[WhiteGhost]

dude, Serigy got nothing on me

[meat.eater]

Green, try reading the netcave. What Jeffery wrote. What I've written. What 12 wrote.

You deserve to have been banned, I hate to say.

[Merdoc.]

Well, I hate to say it, but NJ members are dropping like flys.

[ReTodd]

Well, I hate to say it, but NJ members are dropping like flys.

Trimming the fat.

[~Bushido~]

Netjak Strong!

[Jeffery]

Well, I hate to say it, but NJ members are dropping like flys.
How does a few people getting forum banned affect the clan in any way? Get over it and move on. Each asked for what they got, and deserved it. (minus Twelve)

[Merdoc.]

I just saw your post with HK, your right, but Twelve is a big part in this forums. I think he and SOME of the others should only be on a couple day ban.

[Jeffery]

yeah,well, i still hold that twelve shouldn;t have been banned for words said privately.

As for the other few people banned, they asked for it. They got it. The fact that a couple of themare netjakkers should not be something to be picked apart, because they do not represent netjak as a whole with their individual actions.

[Merdoc.]

Very true.

[Jeffery]

Ok guys. I'm going to work for about 12 hours.

Wanna try and hold the rioting to a minimum?

[Hatchet Warrior]

Hatch, when did you start playing TAO or did you have a different forum account before? Because your current one says you've only been on the forums for like 5 months.
He isn't me :D

[LosPollos]

I'm personally suprised at the way that the rest of the community seemed to go around "solving" the issue........not only was it unproductive(if such word exists), but it was not at all how i expected them to act..........

Oh well, i suggest that we all just stay out of the issue until things cool down........just let the dust settle and see what happends

[x-useme]

He isn't me :D

Haha, I got you two confused. He yelled at me for it in big red letters. :D

[HatchetKlown17]

wow, Jeffery, ive said my peace on this issue. Most of you know how I feel about NJ, and 12.

Jeff at least next time can you give me the common courtesy of asking for an explaination? It would be much appreciated. Thanks man!

-Hatch-

[Hatchet Warrior]

Haha, I got you two confused. He yelled at me for it in big red letters. :D
Just remember, i've been foruming longer and my name doesn't look like a cup of that purple drank!

[meat.eater]

wow, Jeffery, ive said my peace on this issue. Most of you know how I feel about NJ, and 12.

Jeff at least next time can you give me the common courtesy of asking for an explaination? It would be much appreciated. Thanks man!

-Hatch-

Dont take negs from Jeff personally. It just means he disagreed with something you said. Nothing more. Nothing less.

[HatchetKlown17]

I dont take them personally... only time id take it personally is if miraculously my rep dropped over 1400 and put me under 11 boxes... ^_^ (They're Perty)...

Its not the first time jeff neg'd me, and its not the neg im worried about. I like being able to come to nj and talk to jeff and all of the people in the clan. Dont want him being pissed at me over a misunderstanding.

[Jeffery]

Klown, i negged you because what you said was the same crap Vival had just got done trying to stir up. "jakkers" blah blah blah.

Everytime something happens, and more than two people from netjak respond, it becomes this huge conspiracy. And I'm sick of it. What, should the member and leaders of netjak not express their opinions like every other clan and person on TAO?
When idiots start spewing that "jakkers" crap, I tell them reality. That all members have a mind of their own, and the ability and will to do what they want.
You may have meant somethign else, but what you said was that "jakkers" would have blah blah blah.
No, some members of the forums, including netjak members and non-netjak members, would have questioned what happened, and demanded an explanation.
It would have been exactly what the discussion that happened was. The forum members in general commenting on what happened, no matter whether or not they were in netjak.

And the sooner people begin to realise that I;ll stop negging them for it.

[bludhoundz]

I'm personally suprised at the way that the rest of the community seemed to go around "solving" the issue........not only was it unproductive(if such word exists), but it was not at all how i expected them to act..........

Oh well, i suggest that we all just stay out of the issue until things cool down........just let the dust settle and see what happends
Thats pretty much it. Very few people were doing or saying something that was actually helping the issue move along (Aro being one of them), and I wasn't going to get caught up in the flame wars, especially because they're coming from something about me.

[crack class a]

wow, i havn't been on for the weekend and i come on and see 12s title as "banned", i neveer thought he would get banned, and from what i read i do not think he deserved it either. but i maybe wrong and also is he banned from tao he actual game aswell?

[HatchetKlown17]

Jeff, only reason I used the word "Jakkers" is because 12 was involved. Had Blood been involved I would have used Insomniacs, and had LT been involved I would have used Knights.

It was by no means a personal attack on NJ.

EDIT: Also I understand, thats why im not complaining about the negs, shit, they happen. I am more worried about making sure you understand that I still like NJ, and would never badmouth you guys.

[WaCk-HeAd]

I don't know if I ever saw anyone trying to be understood and liked as much as HatchetKlown since he got chosen to be moderator.

:)

[HatchetKlown17]

Wack, thats because I understand that I and Uniq are in a sense the root cause of this whole debacle. We are "newer" to many of you. Hence im wanting to show and prove that I will be a mod everyone underestimates. ^_^

EDIT: Is it a bad thing to want to be understood and liked by those who dont know you? The only person on this forum that doesnt like me and knows me is achilles.

[WaCk-HeAd]

Actions speak a lot louder than words HK. You've been explaining yourself over and over again, and it shows that you're very insecure about it all.

I'm not going to deny that I think anyone might deserve it more. But that has nothing to do with your ability to do the job, or my trust in you to do your job.

You're more than capable to handle this job, as your application shows. So go do your job and let your actions speak.

We know where you stand, give it a rest.

[ReTodd]

We should all accept that the only power we hold over TAO is money and that the corporation is free to do whatever they want to us so we had all better watch what we say unless we feel like saving $5/month and playing on legends.

[Dove]

Jeff, only reason I used the word "Jakkers" is because 12 was involved. Had Blood been involved I would have used Insomniacs, and had LT been involved I would have used Knights.

It was by no means a personal attack on NJ.

EDIT: Also I understand, thats why im not complaining about the negs, shit, they happen. I am more worried about making sure you understand that I still like NJ, and would never badmouth you guys.

The timing sure wasn't good, though. Because of netjak's ill-deserved reputation of being contrary, particularly to the admin, a lot of people were already assuming that Twelve's comments led to anyone else's who may have been from netjak. The biggest thing Twelve himself wanted to avoid was for people to think this was a netjak vs. admin, we all know that. But for the name netjak to even be mentioned is really stereotypical, and very inappropriate in this case.

Hopefully people will see it for what it was, a single complaint by a single person... the big issue was that once n-e-t-j-a-k was typed into anyone's post, everyone hopped onto the bash netjak train.

Meh, anyways.

[HatchetKlown17]

Im doing my job as I talk on forums. But I will drop the subject. And yes, I am insecure about it becuase I feel somewhat guilty.

Anyway, *dropping subject again*

Todd, if you guys could get say 500 members to cancel their accounts, than perhaps TAO would listen. Not until than.


EDIT: Dove, I see your standpoint. I agree with you 100%. And it was just horrible timing on my part.

[Dove]

It's all good... no hard feelings, just putting my own schpeal into just why I was personally upset to see the name netjak in there. The biggest mistake was thinking that saying something as small as a clan affiliation wouldn't blow up into something huge and really start some pissy fits.

But it's all good. It's done and over, and, well... now we've just got to wait and see what happens. :unsure:

[ReTodd]

Todd im doing my job as I talk on forums. But I will drop the subject. And yes, I am insecure about it becuase I feel somewhat guilty.

Anyway, *dropping subject again*

Todd, if you guys could get say 500 members to cancel their accounts, than perhaps TAO would listen. Not until than.


EDIT: Dove, I see your standpoint. I agree with you 100%. And it was just horrible timing on my part.

Hatchet, 500 people will drop their subscriptions, and that will be the beginning of the end for TAO, once a better multiplayer game in this genre is released. Seed did an amazing job and that is the reason TAo has lasted this long.

Don't feel guilty bro, you did not make these decisions. Your job is to mod your arse off and prove all the Doubty McDoubters wrong.

[HatchetKlown17]

Im actually waiting to see what will happen. Sergiy did say the weekend was going to be "rough" dunno if he has plans on ending it on a good note, or what, but I am hoping it wont get any worse than it is.

[ReTodd]

Im actually waiting to see what will happen. Sergiy did say the weekend was going to be "rough"

Maybe he is going to visit the in laws or some equally disturbing expedition on this extended holiday weekend.

[HatchetKlown17]

Perhaps, but I truely hope things dont advance any further than this. Although as previously states, those people banned after 12 deserved it.

[x-useme]

Why was Wizzy banned?

[WaCk-HeAd]

Try reading the thread created for those kind of questions

[bobdagangsta]

Try reading the thread created for those kind of questions

He is lazy like me.:p

[HatchetKlown17]

In short, wizzy asked for it. He was telling me on AIM how he was gonna try to get banz0red.

[Coffin Fedder]

But maybe he was only kidding around. If he wasn't well that was his fault. If he was kidding around he may be a little mad about the whole because he might of thought that you maybe already knew.

[x-useme]

Ok, now why was 343 banned? And what thread are you talking about wack?

[Coffin Fedder]

I dont have a clue why he was. Also, jeffery is twin correct?

[Merdoc.]

They asked for it, Wizzy new he was going to get banned. He posted a hate post to Serigy, telling him how idiotic he was. The others asked.

[Bottle]

Well, I chose a bad weekend to go away.

I hope you guys over here deal with the "loss" of 12 by just going and kicking more ass than ever in the time-honoured NJ way. I won't be around here any more, but I will always be in the Netcave if you feel like you need to contact me.

And remember, no matter what happens...

Logically speaking, there is no possible outcome other than NETJAK WIN.

Bots out.

[Merdoc.]

Bots you leaving!? Oh KNOWS!! You can't leave these forums. Please stay because I love you.....

[KBHoleN1]

And the thing I dreaded happening happened - Bot departed. I'll catch you on netjak forums or on Legends. I now have access to a gold thanks to bob, so I'll be spending more time over there. Still expecting that turt game, I have a great one-scout turt now. Good luck Bot, 12, and the rest of netjak.

[yall are ded]

Bye... :cray:

[Geeky_Bastard]

Twelve and Bottle will be missed very much but they will never be gone (they are too damn stubborn!). Bottle's fiery english temper was ignited and Twelve works for Netjak and will always be around. Netjak will not change, just that Jeffery gets the 10,000th post now :p

[meat.eater]

10,000 was a while ago.

[Geeky_Bastard]

10,000 was a while ago.
I meant 20,000. Those damn buttons are so close together!

[Dove]

I meant 20,000. Those damn buttons are so close together!

That always pissed me off too.

Yeah, and for the record, FPS fellas, don't think Twelve will be completely disassociated. He's not gonna be here, but his presence will filter down through the leadership. Maybe it's already been said, maybe it hasn't, but as a reminder if nothing more, our fearless leader won't be leaving.

Twelve might illustrate it as Jesus ascending to heaven but leaving someone behind more beneficial to him.

Now I like Jeff, but metaphorically equating him to the Holy Spirit might be a stretch...

At any rate, we're still netjak strong, and we're still gonna rock on long into the distance.

[x-useme]

You're comparing 12 to Jesus? ;)

[Jeffery]

Can i be John the Baptist?

[yall are ded]

...just wrong :p

[crack class a]

can i be a sheep thats in the barn?

[Jeffery]

can i be a sheep thats in the barn?
Only in Michigan.

[nomar]

n00bs.

[meat.eater]

Whats up with these dumbass block spellings?

[Geeky_Bastard]

Whats up with these dumbass block spellings?
Nomar's block letters are the only good ones that I've seen.

[Dove]

Only in Michigan.

Heh. Gross.

Yeah, I'm not a big fan of the block letter spelling thingies either. How many of those "user bars" are still around?

[nomar]

Nomar's block letters are the only good ones that I've seen.

God damn right it is!

[Madars]

Bye 12 and Bot! :(

-Mad-

[Soda]

YAY Madars is back!

[Madars]

YAY Madars is back!

That's right.Who's your daddy. :cool:

-Mad-

[KBHoleN1]

Nomar's block letters are the only good ones that I've seen.
Unless I am mistaken (in which case I would spontaneously combust, so let us pray I am not), mel introduced the block letters to the forums, and I was the first to use them in my sig. Nomar's are indeed funny, but in no way shall be deemed "better" than the almighty Sir Ules banner. Thank you very much.

What? What did you think it said?