Netjak.com

[~GooseR~]

i just repped you so you're even closer now...

< nub

[Jeffery]

The next dumbass who begs reps gets neg bombed. Multiple times.

[The Riddler]

Netjak is leik totally, OMG, teh gr8test evar. I totally liek, OMG, wish I could join, leik, OMG.

Though you guys have probably forgotten about this I just want to apologize for being a retard earlier in this thread. I just didn't like netjak. I have met more of its members and have come to terms with the clan in general, again sorry.

Peace.

[Bottle]

The next dumbass who begs reps gets neg bombed. Multiple times.
OMFGZ GIV ME REP!!!!!1111

(You knew it was coming)

[wolf-boy]

Indeed. It's kinda nice being grey now. I am Free!

[Hatchet Klown]

LOL Jeff, is that the neg bomb or the "NEG" bomb? ;)

I said I was in a good mood and twas a one time thing. :p

[Mitosis]

The next dumbass who begs reps gets neg bombed. Multiple times.

Well, the people talking about rep are stating what they need to get to the next user title. They technically aren't begging for rep. But still, no more talk about rep now

[Jeffery]

You walk up to a random stranger and say "Man, if I only had another $2, I;d have enough for a happy Meal."

Tell me you're not begging? The ONLY REASON to constantly mention "how close" you are is to get people to pos you to put you "over the top".

And the next ones I see doing it in a Netjak thread get an honest to goodness Jeffery negative reputation mark.

[Bottle]

I'm so close to 10000...

(Yes, I just enjoy annoying Jeff)

[Madars]

You walk up to a random stranger and say "Man, if I only had another $2, I;d have enough for a happy Meal."


Weird.I did that a couple of days ago...

-Mad-

P.S Netjak is getting close to 1,000 pages!

[Mitosis]

You walk up to a random stranger and say "Man, if I only had another $2, I;d have enough for a happy Meal."

Tell me you're not begging? The ONLY REASON to constantly mention "how close" you are is to get people to pos you to put you "over the top".

And the next ones I see doing it in a Netjak thread get an honest to goodness Jeffery negative reputation mark.

In a way, yea you are right. Not everyone means it in that way, but most people. You proved your point and proved me wrong.

[Madars]

In a way, yea you are right. Not everyone means it in that way, but most people. You proved your point and proved me wrong.

Duh...Jeff is always right. :)

-Mad-

[~GooseR~]

Weird.I did that a couple of days ago...

-Mad-

P.S Netjak is getting close to 1,000 pages!
*adds to 1000 pages*

[Hatchet Klown]

I'm so close to 10000...

(Yes, I just enjoy annoying Jeff)


Bott, this must be your job... How much do you get paid?

[TheSilverRider]

Bott, this must be your job... How much do you get paid?

More than me...:(

[Hatchet Klown]

Everyone makes more than you... 5.65 an hour isnt hard to beat. ;)

[Geeky_Bastard]

I figured this out a little bit ago, I forget why but I just sometimes think about random things. Anyhow, the deal with Jeff when you piss him off is this.

If you ask yourself if Jeff can track you down then that's a simple yes and the wrong question to be asking. The real question you should ask yourself is if you pissed off Jeff enough that he is pissed off enough where he will get his ass up and pay money to come kill you. Because well, we all know Jeff is a cheap version of Fat Bastard :wink2:

[yall are ded]

How is that different from a Geeky_Bastard?:huh:

[Hatchet Klown]

I can do it... point out his receding hairline, and laugh and point at his kankles.

[Geeky_Bastard]

How is that different from a Geeky_Bastard?:huh:
Because I'm a sexy 16 year old football playing beast and Jeff is a fat old man who has more hair coming out of his ears than out of his head.

OMK and Clacksey aren't around anymore so you are the resident old man now, sorry Jeff :)

[Hatchet Klown]

Jeff isnt the resident old man, he is just THE old man... no doubt... I mean he wakes up every morning to find back pain, his hip out of place, and arthritic fingers.

Once he accepts it, then it just wont be funny anymore.

[TheSilverRider]

I LOVE NETJAK!!!! lol :bigsmile:

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d40/gottalovephotos/netjak.jpg

[Mitosis]

So do I. I'd join if I could, but I already have a leadership role. Sorry guys:(

[Vision]

too bad, it would be cool to have you...I think

[Jeffery]

Jeff isnt the resident old man, he is just THE old man... no doubt... I mean he wakes up every morning to find back pain, his hip out of place, and arthritic fingers.

Once he accepts it, then it just wont be funny anymore.
I wake up every morning and afternoon (what, you only wake up once?) and have sore back, sore ankle, sore knees and arthritic fingers.

I got used to then over the years. I fugfure, anything that doesn;t kill me hasn;t tried hard enough.

[yall are ded]

So do I. I'd join if I could, but I already have a leadership role. Sorry guys:(
Heh my opinion here but if your clans smallish I think would be cool to meger. lol my opinion though.

[Mitosis]

we are small, but deadly

[yall are ded]

Then if you are interested ask lol. don't hate me if ya diagree. :):(

[Bottle]

I figured this out a little bit ago, I forget why but I just sometimes think about random things. Anyhow, the deal with Jeff when you piss him off is this.

If you ask yourself if Jeff can track you down then that's a simple yes and the wrong question to be asking. The real question you should ask yourself is if you pissed off Jeff enough that he is pissed off enough where he will get his ass up and pay money to come kill you. Because well, we all know Jeff is a cheap version of Fat Bastard :wink2:
Jeff would have to kill every student on Bath University campus then. :)

Wait, he wouldn't actually do that, would he?

...

*runs very, very far away*

[Dove]

fugfure

It obviously doesn't impede his typing skills either.

;)

[Hatchet Klown]

I wake up every morning and afternoon (what, you only wake up once?) and have sore back, sore ankle, sore knees and arthritic fingers.

I got used to then over the years. I fugfure, anything that doesn;t kill me hasn;t tried hard enough.

Damn, its not funny when he comes out and makes fun of himself. :(

Jeff, your just a party pooper! :angry:

[Hatchet Warrior]

Damn, its not funny when he comes out and makes fun of himself. :(

Jeff, your just a party pooper! :angry:
It's even better when you can make fun of yourself.

[~GooseR~]

i had a case of arthiritis yesterday :(
In my foot... a sharp pain that made me wanna commit suicide

[Hatchet Klown]

Your too young for arthritis. Prolly just sprained/rolled it.

[ReTodd]

Damn, its not funny when he comes out and makes fun of himself. :(

Jeff, your just a party pooper! :angry:
If you can't make fun of yourself, you shouldn't make fun of others.

[Hatchet Klown]

Who said he or I are incapable of it? Its just saying that its not as funny. :p

[ReTodd]

Who said he or I are incapable of it? Its just saying that its not as funny. :p
I did not mean to imply that. Just my opinion on the topic. I think Jeffery is making fun of himself to get others to stop. A little psychological trick that I employ on my students.

[Hatchet Klown]

But I only tease jeff for the hell of it. He should know that; I cant truely rip on a fellow clown.

[ThinkTank]

But I only tease jeff for the hell of it. He should know that; I cant truely rip on a fellow clown.

Yes you can!

[Hatchet Klown]

No, Jeff is an elder clown... to rip on him would be jeopardizing my klown hood.

[ThinkTank]

In that case, He can pick on you, without you doing a damn thing. ;)

[Hatchet Klown]

Shhhh! Dont point that out to him... he will make fun of my purpleness more than he already does!

[ThinkTank]

Shhhh! Dont point that out to him... he will make fun of my purpleness more than he already does!

Wow! I totally forgot that you were purpleized. :eek:

[Mitosis]

well, it looks as though the coast is clear...for now

[Hatchet Klown]

*does a dance*

We should bring in chuck norris!

[Coffin Fedder]

How about Shaggy 2 Dope?

[Vision]

who's going to be in the rankings tomorrow? I am...

[ThinkTank]

Me. :cool:

[Vision]

you know you wanna add me into your siggy as a respectable guy, right? Under what stats TT? I am 1515, for now.

[ReTodd]

We should bring in Bruce Lee

Hatchet did you attend the University of Hawaii?

http://img469.imageshack.us/img469/8482/uhlogo23wi.gif (http://imageshack.us)

You really should just "come out" and use the rainbow for your name instead of only purple.:p

[ThinkTank]

you know you wanna add me into your siggy as a respectable guy, right? Under what stats TT? I am 1515, for now.

At the moment, i am at 1489, i think :dry:

But, i have been playing on a newer gold that i made. :)

[Geeky_Bastard]

No, Jeff is an elder clown... to rip on him would be jeopardizing my klown hood.
Idiot, Jeff isn't a clown. How do you not know this by now?

[Hatchet Klown]

He isnt a clown, he is a god who used to be a clown. Gawd!

[Bottle]

We'll be seeing 12 in a month. :)

[LosPollos]

We'll be seeing 12 in a month. :)
For two reasons ;) ........anyways, Yay for 12!!! :bigsmile:

[Hatchet Klown]

W00t! I = Happy!

[TheSilverRider]

:yahoo:YAY!:yahoo:

[Bottle]

I think it's only right that my last post should be here.

What can I say? In a forum greatly lessened recently by sad losses of old forum members who made this forum funny, interesting, and stimulating, there is still one beacon of light: the Netjak thread. I can say with 100% certainty that this is the only one I'll miss.

Of course, you folks can ALWAYS find me on the netcave, and I'll be on the Legends forums too.

Those of you who I would give shoutouts to, I don't really need to. You know who you are. :)

Keep bringing the netjak ruckus!

Edit: Yes, I'll stay around for the wolfy tournament, but I won't be posting for it. Wolfy will post my win screenshots.

Time to pull an OMK:

Glam, make it so.

[yall are ded]

Please don't l;eave stay for the wolf tourney :(

[TheSilverRider]

:crybaby:NOOOOO:crybaby:

[KBHoleN1]

Good luck Bots, I'll see you around. It's been fun. :bigsmile:

I'll see you in the tag team tourney too.

[ExpectDeath]

Definately see 'yah around in the netcave Bottle.

Good luck in the tourney man.

Sad to see you go from here man, but you gotta do, what you gotta do Man.

[Coffin Fedder]

Kinda too late too say this but laterz bot. We'll mis you:(

[Mitosis]

Bottle, you truly are one of a kind, I'll miss you bro

[yall are ded]

Dun na na na....Dun na na na! Hey HEEEYY! Goodbye!
Dun na na na....Dun na na na! Hey HEEEYY! Goodbye!
Dun na na na....Dun na na na! Hey HEEEYY! Goodbye!

I'l miss you here dude. :) :(

[Mitosis]

We must all sing this song.

Dun na na na....Dun na na na! Hey HEEEYY! Goodbye!
Dun na na na....Dun na na na! Hey HEEEYY! Goodbye!
Dun na na na....Dun na na na! Hey HEEEYY! Goodbye!

[Coffin Fedder]

Dun na na na....Dun na na na! Hey HEEEYY! Goodbye!
Dun na na na....Dun na na na! Hey HEEEYY! Goodbye!
Dun na na na....Dun na na na! Hey HEEEYY! Goodbye!

I'l miss you here dude. :) :(
ITS!
na na na na.... na na na na! Hey hey hey! Goodbye!

[yall are ded]

Still you must sing 3 lines edit your post man!

Dun na na na....Dun na na na! Hey HEEEYY! Goodbye!
Dun na na na....Dun na na na! Hey HEEEYY! Goodbye!
Dun na na na....Dun na na na! Hey HEEEYY! Goodbye!

[yall are ded]

And this is how I sing it.:p

Dun na na na....Dun na na na! Hey HEEEYY! Goodbye!
Dun na na na....Dun na na na! Hey HEEEYY! Goodbye!
Dun na na na....Dun na na na! Hey HEEEYY! Goodbye!

[Turret]

lol. At least 12 will be back in 31 days.

[Coffin Fedder]

And this is how I sing it.:p

Dun na na na....Dun na na na! Hey HEEEYY! Goodbye!
Dun na na na....Dun na na na! Hey HEEEYY! Goodbye!
Dun na na na....Dun na na na! Hey HEEEYY! Goodbye!

Quote Carlos Mencia "It's because you retarded!" Unquote! j\k:p

[yall are ded]

Dude...you are scarey. And thanks for the continual rep.:)

[ThinkTank]

Dude...you are scarey. And thanks for the continual rep.:)


I want continual rep. :p

[Vision]

Turret continually reps me all the time.

Turret, I have no clue who he is. But he has a lot of rep for only 71 posts and an unknown

[ThinkTank]

Turret reps for 17.

I rep for 32 :cool: ....i think

[TheSilverRider]

Yea thanx for the continual rep. I rep for about 25 :cool2:

[Geeky_Bastard]

Well, Bottle went out with style.

[Hatchet Klown]

Yup, and coffin, its becuase your a "de dun de!"...

[Hatchet Warrior]

Klown, your neden is showing ;P

[Coffin Fedder]

Yup, and coffin, its becuase your a "de dun de!"...
Thank you quite much.

[Hatchet Klown]

Klown, your neden is showing ;P

>_<, dont make me blow your nugget off!

[ThinkTank]

>_<, dont make me blow your nugget off!


Oh shat!, the mod is on fire now.


Pfft, being scared of hatchet is like being scared of a fluffy bunny.:cool:

[Hatchet Klown]

Oh shat!, the mod is on fire now.


Pfft, being scared of hatchet is like being scared of a fluffy bunny.:cool:

Fluffy bunny? I dont think fluffy bunnies run around with an axe! :butcher:

[ThinkTank]

Bugs bunny did...

[Hatchet Klown]

He wasnt fluffy. He was skinny and smart. But he still got the best of old Elmer didnt he?

[ThinkTank]

He wasnt fluffy. He was skinny and smart. But he still got the best of old Elmer didnt he?

There was one show, where he was all fluffy carring an axe.

Or maybe it was that big red guy, that was in the same show as bugs...

[Hatchet Warrior]

Klown, should we go after Tank?

[ThinkTank]

Klown, should we go after Tank?


*runs and hides in swamp*

HA, you klown bastard, you cant get me now, or your face paint will get washed off!

[Hatchet Warrior]

Who said I wear paint? I can wear a mask or a human face for a mask :D

[ThinkTank]

Who said I wear paint? I can wear a mask or a human face for a mask :D

Then the swamp will wash whatever you have on off!

HA!

[Hatchet Warrior]

Then the swamp will wash whatever you have on off!

HA!
yea, the blood from when I finish you off :D

[ThinkTank]

yea, the blood from when I finish you off :D

Im a tank, i have no blood, just cold iron baby :cool:

And huge ass missles

[Hatchet Warrior]

Yes, but you must have a brain or computer to think. Oil can count as blood for a anything besides animals :D

[ThinkTank]

Yes, but you must have a brain or computer to think. Oil can count as blood for a anything besides animals :D

Note : I am called ThinkTank, i require no brain, because i am a fully automated killing machine. I require no oil, just air. I am perfectly designed to kick your ass.

Disclamer: I will kick your ass.

[Hatchet Warrior]

*pulls out screwdriver and other various items* not if I take you part manually :D

[ThinkTank]

Note : I am built with molded aluminum and heavy cast iron. :cool:

Take me apart now!

[Hatchet Warrior]

*drives crane over and drops ball* I will kill you soon.

[ThinkTank]

*drives crane over and drops ball* I will kill you soon.

I also have a weapons of mass destruction barrier.

Oh, and i forgot to mention, I AM INVINCIBLE!

[allstarGL]

I find it ironic that right after bottle calls this thread the last beacon of light of tao that you guys spam the shit right out of it. Guess were in complete darkness now.

[Hatchet Warrior]

it's the first time I spammed in a long ass time. Sorry, just dont chain me up and toture me ;P

[Hatchet Klown]

No, thats why its the last beacon of light. Because they hold the true nature of TAO...


SPAM

[Vision]

lol. Anyways, just wanted to say I got ranked as number 40. WOOT! *Does a dance*

[~GooseR~]

damn you >.<! im stuck at 8

[Vision]

spot number 8?

on banff. I am on GL

[bludhoundz]

allstar, you're a little late. This thread went downhill a long time ago..

Don't get me wrong, I like the thread and all, but the netjak.com thread was WAY better old school.

With all these new kids who spam whatnot.. its funny for 5 posts, then it gets really really old.

Also - Gooser: Every time I see you on banff and I ask for a game, you don't say yes. The only way to go up is to PLAY.

[Hatchet Klown]

lol bludz. A clan thread cant get to 974 pages without a hefty ammount of spam... it would be quite impossible!

[Hatchet Warrior]

Everyone has spammed on this thread at least once you guys.

[Coffin Fedder]

Everyone has spammed on this thread at least once you guys.

Notice how he said *at least everyone* Including himself has:p

[~GooseR~]

bludhoundz are hungry for goose's blood..

I love pressing the 'hardc0re pr0n' button on Hatch's siggy :D

[KBHoleN1]

Everyone may have spammed at what point or another, but some spam is funny. Old school spam was funny at times, and took clever and independent thought to perform. New spam is mindless drabble, with no purpose whatsoever.

[ThinkTank]

Well, My spam, was rather intelligent. In this thread atleast.

But i think my spamming ways are over :cool:

[~GooseR~]

One very good example of spam is Xenon in the newbie section :rolleyes:

[Merdoc.]

Gooser, I did every thing I could to keep you on Banff, I even did the Goose dance, (only do that rarely) and yet, you still leave.

:roulette:

[Merdoc.]

I find it ironic that right after bottle calls this thread the last beacon of light of tao that you guys spam the shit right out of it. Guess were in complete darkness now.
Shut up, your not even in the clan. If you have nothing good to say, don't say it. Good day.

[LosPollos]

Well, this is the last time i will be on this weekend.........yep, busy busy me........i'll be on again Tuesday and possibly monday night, but i make no promises about monday

Have a good weekend :bye:

[Vision]

Not just a good weekend for me, a good 2 weeks of march break.

[~GooseR~]

goosey will be on :happy: yep you can always count on old goosey

say i havent seen bottle or twelve online in a while :confused:

[ThinkTank]

goosey will be on :happy: yep you can always count on old goosey

say i havent seen bottle or twelve online in a while :confused:

Bottle left(i think), and i see twelve on legends all the time.

[Turret]

Hello everyone, I just joined Netjak. Seems nice already.

[Geeky_Bastard]

Bottle left(i think), and i see twelve on legends all the time.
It's prolly one of the other leaders on Twelve, he is busy with real life at the moment. Bottle has many accounts on legends but he's always in leader mode.

[bludhoundz]

Shut up, your not even in the clan. If you have nothing good to say, don't say it. Good day.
I don't mean to be rude, but I think your statement makes a fool of yourself almost. It seems hypocritical to me.

[Jeffery]

I don't mean to be rude, but I think your statement makes a fool of yourself almost. It seems hypocritical to me.
It would be, except he qualified the statement with having to be in the clan to say bad things in the clan thread.

[Coffin Fedder]

I don't mean to be rude, but I think your statement makes a fool of yourself almost. It seems hypocritical to me.

Blud, theres nothing wrong with saying things that you think. It's kind of a opinon but I agree with you a little bit. But, I'm more on Merdocs side. Allstar was a good member of jak, I didn't really get too know him but a very good player that has respect.

[bludhoundz]

It would be, except he qualified the statement with having to be in the clan to say bad things in the clan thread.
Thanks for pointing that out.

Bad morning :dry:

[Madars]

SPRING BREAK!

I have an idea.Lets all get drunk! :D

-Mad-

[~GooseR~]

wtf it's springbreak already?????

[Coffin Fedder]

Collage has already been relaesed for spring break. We, in high school and bottom have too wait:(

[TheSilverRider]

Yea i have to wait but my bro is already out. :angry:

[Turret]

...I haven't even been welcomed yet...why'd I join...

[Mitosis]

you mean people, how come no one has welcomed Turret to Netjak? I'm not in Netjak, but welcome.

[DOCTOR DEVICE]

Mitosis=Turrer :dry: :p

[~GooseR~]

Well it's better than nothing :cool:
i love you mitosis
maybe one day i can be meiosis

[Coffin Fedder]

...I haven't even been welcomed yet...why'd I join...

I never you were in Jak man. Have a nice staying and Jak and be welcomed too the side with the cookies:D

[Turret]

Finally some people decide to say something. At least I have my grey in NJ and it's pretty good there. Now I can talk with Vision without going into battle while we are on tao

[yall are ded]

WELCOME!
that good enough?

[Mitosis]

I think that will do

[~GooseR~]

LOL welcome ... im gooser :\

[yall are ded]

Dude I remember you back when I started...I think I got 25% of my rep from you. :p

[ReTodd]

...I haven't even been welcomed yet...why'd I join...
With all the spam we must have missed you. Didn't realize you were that sensitive, you'll fit right in.

[~GooseR~]

dangggg my project isnt coming along too well :(

[yall are ded]

speaking of projects....mine won best in show again.:D

[~GooseR~]

What'd u do? Was it a science project or sometin

[Mitosis]

Was it about Mitosis?

[Coffin Fedder]

Hey Guys! Got a little bored and started searching around. Jiust read the first post. All the insanity going on lately;) http://www.tacticsarena.com/forum/showthread.php?t=11368

[Mitosis]

cool...I guess

[Hatchet Warrior]

Hey Guys! Got a little bored and started searching around. Jiust read the first post. All the insanity going on lately;) http://www.tacticsarena.com/forum/showthread.php?t=11368
Burries thread again. You punk, it was supose to stay the way it was.

[ThinkTank]

Hey netjak :cool:

[meat.eater]

How relevant and productive.

[El Cid]

speaking of projects....mine won best in show again.:D

Congratulations Yall!

*Goes back into hiding*

[Hatchet Klown]

Get your ass out of hiding!!! Why do you hide??? You need to post more bro!

[WaCk-HeAd]

Hehehe

I just re-read a few pages 500 or so pages back, and then I read the last few pages.

Made me laugh. :)

[~GooseR~]

that's soooooo wacky!!@@!@!@$!@

[Merdoc.]

You play it once and your hooked.

http://www.rofl.name/roflcopter/

[Hugh Junit]

Hooked?
Sorry, Doc, but that is quite possibly the lamest game ever created. And the Top Gun soundtrack doesn't help much.
:cool:

[TheSilverRider]

Ha ha i was about to say that! Good to see you Hugh! :cool2:

[Madars]

OMFG!! Is this REAL?!?! :eek: :eek: :eek:

New Unit! (http://www.deskpicture.com/DPs/Miscellaneous/spam.jpg)

-Mad-

[Mitosis]

It cannot be displayed

[Madars]

It cannot be displayed

It should work now. :)

-Mad-

[KBHoleN1]

Good ol' SPAM. The poor man's steak ...

[Vision]

good one Madars :cool:

[Hatchet Klown]

Ive had spam twice in my life. Never liked it except in post form.

[TheSilverRider]

You never liked it when i gave it to you! :(

Lol guys check out my new thread i want your opinions. Its in the netjak forum. Wait ill get the link:

http://netjak.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=7072

[KBHoleN1]

I've had SPAM many a time, but I like TREAT better. Same stuff, just a different brand. I grew up eating it, I can't imagine that I would choose to eat meat from a tin can, but it is actually good. Nice TREAT and cheese sandwiches, grilled to perfection.

[Madars]

good one Madars :cool:

I know. :cool:

Yay for a spamalisous 600th post!

-Mad-

[Mitosis]

you have a way with words mad

[nomar]

What a bunch of ball lickers!

[yall are ded]

Haven't seen you in a while lol.:p

[ExpectDeath]

Nomar!

How's it goin' man?!

[nomar]

Nomar!

How's it goin' man?!

Same ole, same ole.

You?

[ExpectDeath]

I'm alright thanks.

Haven't seen you in a while man. :-/

Where have you been?

[nomar]

Busy. Haven't played TAO in a month or 2.

Going to Savannah this weekend for a bachelors party. Can't wait to see some tittes in my face!!

:yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo:

[Geeky_Bastard]

What a bunch of ball lickers!
Says the crab infested Ball Hair.

[Vision]

Says the crab infested Ball Hair.

:eek: you're in for it now

[nomar]

Says the crab infested Ball Hair.

I told your mom to wash before the sex-a-thon.

[DOCTOR DEVICE]

Where have you been?

Under my desk, duh

I let him out, I no longer rquire his services

[Geeky_Bastard]

I told your mom to wash before the sex-a-thon.
Bah! That's why you shouldn't try to be like Roody, he knows how to steer clear of the dirty ones... but her weight should have been a tip off. I hope for your sake you used protection!

[Hatchet Klown]

His protection is knowing she wasnt with anyone else before... ;)

[Coffin Fedder]

His protection is knowing she wasnt with anyone else before... ;)
Them where'd geek come from?:eek:

[Merdoc.]

Hooked?
Sorry, Doc, but that is quite possibly the lamest game ever created. And the Top Gun soundtrack doesn't help much.
:cool:
Don't ruin my parade. :(

[ReTodd]

Them where'd geek come from?:eek:

Geek was an imaculate conception. test tube baby :P

Nomar!

[DOCTOR DEVICE]

Them where'd geek come from?:eek:

Why, the Baby Store of course :p

[Hatchet Klown]

Geek was an imaculate conception. test tube baby :P

Nomar!

That is EXACTLY what I was thinking!!!

[yall are ded]

are you trying to make nice with NJ DD?

[DOCTOR DEVICE]

I like to think I try to make nice with everyone ;) :p

Also, im in netjak on Rev

[meat.eater]

I feel like insulting someone who will most likely see this, and PM me trying to find out why I hate him, because he cant stand the rejection. Even though the following means absolutely nothing. =)

HK, when you stop borrowing Monkus' testicles and start using your own, let me know.

[Madars]

Going to Savannah this weekend for a bachelors party. Can't wait to see some tittes in my face!!

:yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo:

You naughty little boy. :D

-Mad-

[Jeffery]

Nomar, you do know that Savannah is a minor, right?

[HorNeT]

This Trident Splash gum is awesome!

[Hatchet Klown]

Nomar, you do know that Savannah is a minor, right?

Jeff, I think he meant going to the town of Savannah. If not, than I'll be seeing him in a few years, Savanna is only 13. >_<

[Madars]

If not, than I'll be seeing him in a few years, Savanna is only 13. >_<

Mmmmm...that's the perfect age for some action. :D ;)

-Mad-

[Spliff]

Mmmmm...that's the perfect age for some action. :D ;)

-Mad-

aye, i was a late bloomer started at 14:cool:

[ExpectDeath]

Pssst, SpLiFF, your banner is jakked up.

[Mitosis]

aye, i was a late bloomer started at 14:cool:

you are forgetting a ]

[~GooseR~]

I started playing when i was 12 :rolleyes: and was probably the best 12 year old player you've ever seen!!!

[Hatchet Klown]

And now your the worst 13 year old playing... ;)

[TheSilverRider]

And now your the worst 13 year old playing... ;)

Wow i was gunna say he was still 12 ;)

[~GooseR~]

*slams computer shut and breaks into silver's house*
:gun: *die silver :gun:*
Back ... hey guys what'd i miss... Oh yeah 1500th post :DDDDD
spliff get ready for the tourney you biat**

[TheSilverRider]

AHHHHH! *calls police*:help:

"There is a goose in my house and i think hes trying to kill me!"

"We will be right over":keepord:

"Ha ha what now you silly goose":taunt:

[LosPollos]

Hey look, the chickens are back :)

[~GooseR~]

*brings crew out*
die j00 n000000bs im th3 l3adz hazxxxz0000rzzz

[TheSilverRider]

*calls police again*:help:

"Now there are chickens!!":shout:

"O, sorry we cant do anything about that.":rtfm:

"NOOOOOO!!!!":crybaby:

[Pieface1337]

Posted in clan sign-ups.. I guess check it out!

[ExpectDeath]

PieFace, look around for either myself or meat.eater for a tryout.

I'm on Rev now, if you would like a tryout.

[Hatchet Klown]

He needs a tryout? I feel special that I didn't... :D

[DOCTOR DEVICE]

Nor did I, I just hopped on my friends account who was in netjak ;) :p

[TheSilverRider]

DOCTOR DEVICE. You are no longer welcome in this thread.

(on behalf of the netjak admin)

http://netjak.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=7072&sid=6560a3f9c9682d469571d976cfc39b41

[Cosmo88]

hey netjak.

[meat.eater]

DOCTOR DEVICE. You are no longer welcome in this thread.

(on behalf of the netjak admin)

http://netjak.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=7072&sid=6560a3f9c9682d469571d976cfc39b41

Tu es tres stupide.

That is out PRIVATE CAVE. Hense...PRIVATE. Plus, he cant see it anyways, he needs access. But the fact that you showed that...

Poor choice.

[~GooseR~]

*my preciooouusss*

[Hatchet Warrior]

He needs a tryout? I feel special that I didn't... :D
That's because the leaders knew you wern't a noob and I got you in :D.

[Coffin Fedder]

That's because the leaders knew you wern't a noob ans I got you in :D.
How man people have you gotten too join netjak because we have cookies? I don't count:p

[TheSilverRider]

Tu es tres stupide.

That is out PRIVATE CAVE. Hense...PRIVATE. Plus, he cant see it anyways, he needs access. But the fact that you showed that...

Poor choice.

Wooo slow down. Thats the point. HE cant see it but everyone i want to see it can. Therefore it doesnt matter. Slow down and get a grip.:bigsmile:

[meat.eater]

I dont buy that. everyone who "you want" to see it who "can" already has.

[Coffin Fedder]

I haven't been able too talk too Jeffery or one of them too get access to the cave:(

[Hatchet Warrior]

I haven't been able too talk too Jeffery or one of them too get access to the cave:(
that's because your a noob, end of story.

[Coffin Fedder]

Do we have too go over dinner again dat fuka?

[~GooseR~]

He needs a tryout? I feel special that I didn't... :D

hey cool i didnt need a tryout either...

[Merdoc.]

Tu es tres stupide.

That is out PRIVATE CAVE. Hense...PRIVATE. Plus, he cant see it anyways, he needs access. But the fact that you showed that...

Poor choice.
I totally agree with you. Keep it private.

[Hatchet Klown]

Speaking of which I still need to signup for the netcave. I hear all you guys talking about things in clan chat on banff and am completely out of the loop; and not proud of it... :D

[Hatchet Warrior]

http://www.filecabin.com/up1/1142491163-Noda.bmp
SI Leader was Noda. Who ever I face in Wolf's Tag Tourny, watch out.

[Madars]

18 more pages guys,keep em' coming.

-Mad-

P.S You people know that I call first post on page 100 right? :p

[Merdoc.]

Madars, you know we don't allow spam in this thread.

NJ Win!

[Madars]

**spam**

-Mad-

[bludhoundz]

http://www.filecabin.com/up1/1142491163-Noda.bmp
SI Leader was Noda. Who ever I face in Wolf's Tag Tourny, watch out.
Man, noda has gotten wack. :D

[Dan_F_U]

OK, so we're not supposed to address JW with any sort of intelligent discourse. Cool. Non-intelligent discourse is my forte. I didn't know where else to put this, so enjoy an episode of...

Frysterpiece Theatre!

Scene: a dimly lit basement, 4 chairs around a table.
Players: StreetGang, Stiffness, Dan_U, rabbi, and An Older Woman

SG: *inhales* Daaaamn...this is some good shit, yo.
Stiff: *inhales* kljfdhyuikjajlkre
rabbi: what?
DU: Why are you sucking air through a straw?
Stiff: bldihbl;fdsguhysad
DU: Hahahaha, that's SO right, netjak's just jealous of THIS *thumps chest, falls over backwards in chair* Owie.
Stiff: fdgjhnbv,msdh
SG: Dude, if you focus hard enough, you can see the letters come out of his mouth...
rabbi: What else should we do? I know, we can post on the forums!
SG: Nah...I'm tired of that...let's do something with ourselves, the intelligent people.

*5 minute silence as the Players sit and stare at each other*

DU: Um, guys, I'm still on the floor.

The Older Woman enters
Woman: Hi boys! I brought you some koolaid and fluffernutters!
SG: Dammit mom! I told you not to come into the Jokers Wild fortress of solitude!
Woman: But honey, I thought you and your friends might be hungry.
SG: I don't care! I'm a grown man, and if I say stay out, then you stay out!!
Woman (confused): But it's my basement...
SG: NO! When the plastic swords are crossed on the door, it means don't enter! I'm an ex-marine, Mom, if I don't know who you are, I might accidentally kill you!
Woman: Oh honey, you and that marine stuff...I told you, we'll go to the store tomorrow to fix your PS2, then you can play Medal of Honor all day and you won't have to be an ex-marine anymore? Ok shnuggums?
SG: Yay! Ok.
Woman: And introduce me to your friends...they seem a little young for you.
SG: Mooooom! Go already! (She doesn't leave) Fiiiiiine. These are rabbidanuandstiffness.
rabbi: How you doin'?
DU: I'm still on the floor...won't anyone help me?!
Stiff: jbviuhyhjbafkjfgb
Woman: Oh, what a good little son you are, Horace, taking care of two clearly retarded children.
rabbi: How you doin'?
Woman: Hmm, make that three. Ok boys, don't play too rough. (Exit).
rabbi: Dude...your mom's hot!
SG: I know! I look at her sometimes and...erm, nevermind.

(pause)

SG: We're so cool.

*5 minute silence, broken only by the sound of DU weeping on the floor*

(End scene)

Now, I wonder...this is posted in our own clan discussion. It is intended for the amusement of netjak members and other guests, and not to start more bickering with JW...hence the reason I put in this thread. But I would give even odds that some JW toolbag will read this and feel the need to respond. Let's see if that happens.

The tears still keep rolling...:p

-edit- <--- Toolbag!!!

[Dan_F_U]

Man, noda has gotten wack. :D

Hatchet your Brightside also?

I forget too many things ..so sry if you already told me.

[TheSilverRider]

:nono: He double posted in the netjak thread :nono:

[Pieface1337]

NJ Win!

[~GooseR~]

holy shit... when dan was in JW he had three rep squares now he has 11 green :(

Edit: oh i see... since twelve was banned there was no one negging him to death :\

[ExpectDeath]

Hahah nice Dan.

Hillarious, especially from being posted by an ex-jw'er.

[~GooseR~]

im suprised ryan wasnt a character :rolleyes:

[Hatchet Klown]

Ive been repping dan, he deserves 11 boxes! ^_^

[TheSilverRider]

Lol says who? ha ha ha jk i agree.

[Hatchet Klown]

em, he is Dan F'ing U, of course he deserves 11 boxes! :dry:

[Vision]

em, he is Dan F'ing U, of course he deserves 11 boxes! :dry:

exactly, what else is there to say?

[Coffin Fedder]

Vision, your such a noob-_- 89 post and full boxes. Thats great! You fricken boob!

[Vision]

Vision, your such a noob-_- 89 post and full boxes. Thats great! You fricken boob!

Can't help it if people think I'm worth repping. I have 2113 rep points.

[Hatchet Klown]

lol, I think ive seen someone with like 10 posts and 11 boxes... which was ridiculous.

Hence why Rep is now pointless, just a perty looking thing under our post count.

[Jeffery]

I remember when I hit that 11 box ceiling. It seemed like such a thing to do.....

Meh, at least I pioneered it before it was something given after 5 people rep someone.

[Soda]

Rep shnap. I say restart the rep system.

[~GooseR~]

they should make it a nice even twelve boxes

[Pieface1337]

lol..

[Hatchet Klown]

they should make it a nice even twelve boxes

What the hell would that achieve?

[HorNeT]

What the hell would that achieve?
ohhhh..

It would acheive very much.

It would give Krome a new goal in life.

[Hatchet Klown]

So you do care about him! :blush2:

[HorNeT]

So you do care about him! :blush2:
VERY very much


<3

[ReTodd]

they should make it a nice even twelve boxes
What the hell would that achieve?
It would make obsessive compulsive members happy.

[~GooseR~]

huh?!

*obsessed*

[Jeffery]

Attention douchebags

And you know who you are, and pay real close attention.

Netjak does not do wars with clans.

At all.

And any real respected member of TAO knows that policy. If they want to whine, let them. But Netjak does not, never has, and never will do wars.

End of discussion.

[yall are ded]

Jeffery has spoken. I did not know that but I do now.:)