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[Coffin Fedder]

Jeffery has spoken. I did not know that but I do now.:)

Close enough right thing too say.

[~GooseR~]

Lol we're douchebags ^^

[ExpectDeath]

>.< Not us.

[yall are ded]

I think its stupid that people wish to pick fights with us. We are incredibly docile comparitively. That is one of the reasons I joined. This is my opinion from what I have seen: our goal isn't to be the "best" but to be a prominent leading clan with an imaculate reputation. We also kick serious arse.

[~GooseR~]

Oh yea we're in netjak :kiss:

Probably clans on GL going like "goddarn netjak let's get our arses kickd :p"

[Jeffery]

I think its stupid that people wish to pick fights with us. We are incredibly docile comparitively. That is one of the reasons I joined. This is my opinion from what I have seen: our goal isn't to be the "best" but to be a prominent leading clan with an imaculate reputation. We also kick serious arse.
Actually, our goal is simply to be Netjak, and screw everything else. Netjak is not driven by stats or ranks or wars. it is driven by people who wish to just be part of Netjak for what is is, not what it is compared to the other crap.

[Pieface1337]

Jeffery, our goal has to include pornography.. women.. C'mon..

[Jeffery]

That is not a goal, that is just the way it is.

[~GooseR~]

That is my way :cool: for sure

[ThinkTank]

'ello Netjak!

[Double]

Well, I was hoping to get into NJ in a bit. Just started playing again, and waiting for my gold upgrade. Watch out for me on banff.

:)

[~GooseR~]

sorry but im off to bed bye :D

[ExpectDeath]

Double, look for either myself, Jeffery, or meat.eater for a tryout on Banff.

[TheSilverRider]

Good luck Double!

[bludhoundz]

Actually, our goal is simply to be Netjak, and screw everything else. Netjak is not driven by stats or ranks or wars. it is driven by people who wish to just be part of Netjak for what is is, not what it is compared to the other crap.
And part of being netjak is bowing down to me..... for rocking :cool:

[Double]

Well, I have been playing for a few hours, switching from Rev to banff. I think I have a good roll. Beating some 1000+ golds, which I think is good for a start.

I will look for you three, Expect. Thanks

[~GooseR~]

Hmm ... 1000+ golds on rev or banff O.o

[Coffin Fedder]

Well, I have been playing for a few hours, switching from Rev to banff. I think I have a good roll. Beating some 1000+ golds, which I think is good for a start.

I will look for you three, Expect. Thanks

Good job! Did you just become a gold?

[Double]

On banff.

Yeah, I just became a gold. But it isn't the first time I have played.

[Coffin Fedder]

On banff.

Yeah, I just became a gold. But it isn't the first time I have played.

Well, have fun playing the game.

[Darth Malak]

Hey Netjak. I've read a lot about you guys. I hope one day I can join Netjak. I 'm just curious what are the stat requirements on GL?

[Vision]

Hey Netjak. I've read a lot about you guys. I hope one day I can join Netjak. I 'm just curious what are the stat requirements on GL?

You must be 1000+ as a grey. It's not so much stats, but skill. You can talk to ZEUS, Geeky_Bastard, Tephros or Dove. They are NJ leaders on GL. Hope to see you join one day.

[Darth Malak]

You must be 1000+ as a grey. It's not so much stats, but skill. You can talk to ZEUS, Geeky_Bastard, Tephros or Dove. They are NJ leaders on GL. Hope to see you join one day.

Thanks vision. i'm only at 950 right now so I don't got too much too go. I can't wait for a tryout when I get too 1000. I had Coffin fedder help me with a formation. He pretty much taught me the basics and LOS.

[Vision]

Thanks vision. i'm only at 950 right now so I don't got too much too go. I can't wait for a tryout when I get too 1000. I had Coffin fedder help me with a formation. He pretty much taught me the basics and LOS.

Between you and me, Coffin isn't very good. Just kidding. If you need help with a grey set-up I can help you as well. I have plenty that I have used. I used to be 1300+ as a grey. Stats don't mean anything, but I was there at that time.

[Darth Malak]

For now, This is the formation i'm using.http://www.filecabin.com/up1/1142714518-formation.bmp

[Vision]

nice form

This is the one I used to get past 1300 and it works well.

http://img463.imageshack.us/my.php?image=set5qf.png

It depends on how you use it. You have to find one that you are comfortable with.

[ReTodd]

Nice form.

This is the one that got me past 1000+ and it no longer works, but it looks mean and CRX is a B.A.M.F.

http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/443/shotgun7qy.th.jpg (http://img81.imageshack.us/my.php?image=shotgun7qy.jpg)

[Mitosis]

Nice form.

This is the one that got me past 1000+ and it no longer works, but it looks mean and CRX is a B.A.M.F.

http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/443/shotgun7qy.th.jpg (http://img81.imageshack.us/my.php?image=shotgun7qy.jpg)

he is grey, just to let you know:)

[DOCTOR DEVICE]

Im not doubting your skill, but how did you get to 1300 with that :p

Cleric LOS is easy, and someone could hit that barrier with a scout and not be punished, again, not doubting your skill but you gotta teach me how you play with that..

-edit- meant to vision

[Silent~Sniper]

Stoppin' in to say hi :bigsmile: Hope to talk to you guys soon on the Army and Rev servers. Feels good to be back. I would like to talk to caM-W about Army server. Thanks

-s_s

[FryLock]

-edit - at Dr. Device

Because you're not looking at the big picture. Sure, a scout could hit that BW. But there would have to be an open space in front of the scout for a 5-1 shot, or the scout would have to be a bit more exposed for a double-chess-knight shot.

And if the scout's in a position to hit the BW, that probably means the player is turtling right across from vision's set. Which suggests that there may not be enough room to get the necessary scout shot. And the scout would be exposed to some knight attacks or perhaps a witch blast.

But it's all speculation. So you can't really say that a scout could hit it and not be punished. You haven't considered the whole picture.

Personally, I think it's a fine form, even if mine tends to differ. When you're playing dropless greys, it really is not about the form at all, it's how you set up the game.

[Cosmo88]

For now, This is the formation i'm using.http://www.filecabin.com/up1/1142714518-formation.bmp

That looks ALOT like Carlitos' grey set..

[ReTodd]

he is grey, just to let you know:)

I knew. You have to examine my post on every level.

[Hatchet Warrior]

Just getting tired of waiting for Meats tourny so I am going to show off another game of pwnage.
http://www.filecabin.com/up1/1142727539-Xuberwin.bmp

[Jeffery]

That looks ALOT like Carlitos' grey set..
That looks a lot like 90% of all grey turtles. And has for more than two years.

[Cosmo88]

That looks a lot like 90% of all grey turtles. And has for more than two years.

Well...:(
Still, one unit is just one square away from how it is in Carlitos' set. Otherwise its exactly the same.

[TheSilverRider]

That looks a lot like 90% of all grey turtles. And has for more than two years.

Way more than 2 years.:p

[Jeffery]

Way more than 2 years.:p
There is no "way more" than 2 years. There is only "a bit more" at this point. (way more is like another years worth, not just 5 months)


And Cosmo, that form is also 1 unit away from about a dozen grey turtles that have been used in Netjak since '03. get over it, no one copied your buddies crappy setup.
http://img150.imageshack.us/my.php?image=0a3tp.jpg

This is one 2 units off that was posted in June of '05. "OH NOES, someone copied it!"

[TheSilverRider]

My favorite grey setup would be the double chanty Los Pollos gave me. I loved it until i got gold.

[Cosmo88]

And Cosmo, that form is also 1 unit away from about a dozen grey turtles that have been used in Netjak since '03. get over it, no one copied your buddies crappy setup.
http://img150.imageshack.us/my.php?image=0a3tp.jpg

This is one 2 units off that was posted in June of '05. "OH NOES, someone copied it!"

What the hell Jeffery..

I wasn't even THINKING that he might've copied carlos' set-up..I was just saying it looked like his.

And its not crappy.
Grow up.

[Mitosis]

I knew. You have to examine my post on every level.

hm...if you say so ;)

[TheSilverRider]

I think he says so ;)

[Mitosis]

He does, but he knows I was right and he was wrong:bigsmile:

[Jeffery]

What the hell Jeffery..

I wasn't even THINKING that he might've copied carlos' set-up..I was just saying it looked like his.

And its not crappy.
Grow up.
You come in here whining like a bitch about your buddy having some magical formation that just HAS to be the same as OH NOES, every grey fpormation turtle out there!

Get the hell out of the Netjak thread with your pathetic ass. Seriously.

[Cosmo88]

You come in here whining like a bitch about your buddy having some magical formation that just HAS to be the same as OH NOES, every grey fpormation turtle out there!

Get the hell out of the Netjak thread with your pathetic ass. Seriously.

I wasn't whining about jack Jeff.
That looks alot like Carlitos' set..

That was me simply pointing out a fact, I wasn't accusing anyone of doing anything, and I WASN'T whining.

You're being an asshole for no reason.

[ReTodd]

He does, but he knows I was right and he was wrong:bigsmile:
Mitosis, you are funny. Did you actually look at the form I posted?

[Jeffery]

I wasn't whining about jack Jeff.


That was me simply pointing out a fact, I wasn't accusing anyone of doing anything, and I WASN'T whining.

You're being an asshole for no reason.
I'm being an ass because your retarded ass keeps posting here. Go away dumbass. Or you will be neg bombed back to the n00bschool you belong in.

[Cosmo88]

I'm being an ass because your retarded ass keeps posting here. Go away dumbass. Or you will be neg bombed back to the n00bschool you belong in.

1. I only keep posting here because you keep posting shit at me.
2. I was going to leave a long time ago but you decided to insult carlos.
3. I am leaving this thread as of now; but insult carlos again and I'll be back.

G'day.

[Jeffery]

You are not nor ever will be Netjak. So you have no reason to post here. Keep posting, and I will reward every single Netjak member who negs bombs you from now until the end of time.

Be gone dumbfuck.

BTW, just because some some dumbass had a similar setup to carlos makes no difference, there are hundreds more out there just like it. Just because your dumbass of a buddy stole it from someone else does not make it his.

[bludhoundz]

edit : didn't realize there was another page.. :dry:

bad morning i guess

[Double]

Thanks for the invite ExpectDeath.

[yall are ded]

Welcome Double:)

[Mitosis]

Mitosis, you are funny. Did you actually look at the form I posted?

yea, a gold form is what I see.

[ReTodd]

yea, a gold form is what I see.
If you looked closer, you would see that it is a ga/wisp rush which is no longer effective with the new rules. If you knew the history of that formation, you would be aware that the "Shotgun" dominated TAO freestyle matches up until the rule changes and that my posting it to help someone was a joke but at the same time bringing back fond memories for those who know CRX.

I can't wait for your response to that.

Double, I really like your banner.

[Mitosis]

If you looked closer, you would see that it is a ga/wisp rush which is no longer effective with the new rules. If you knew the history of that formation, you would be aware that the "Shotgun" dominated TAO freestyle matches up until the rule changes and that my posting it to help someone was a joke but at the same time bringing back fond memories for those who know CRX.

I can't wait for your response to that.

Double, I really like your banner.

I know that set-up no longer would work. I have only been around 4 months, not very long. You were here way before me. So no, I don't know CRX.

[ExpectDeath]

Thanks for the invite ExpectDeath.

Welcome to Netjak Double.

[DMD]

OMG... A mewtwo!

Rawr... I'd be a: Blatiouse.

[Vision]

Why are we talking about pokemon? So what if ED's avatar is Mewtwo. Go to the: What's your favourite pokemon? thread and post that you'd like to be a blastoise:p

1531 stats on GL

[urania]

Mew owns them all...or so I thought when I still liked Pokemon..more or less :rolleyes:

[ReTodd]

Mitosis, please stop trying to justify your response to my post. I believe that you do not fully understand the implications of what I posted so I added a commentary of what I was thinking post by post.

Vision helps another forum member by sharing a useful formation.
nice form

This is the one I used to get past 1300 and it works well.

http://img463.imageshack.us/my.php?image=set5qf.png

I don't help anyone with the formation I post because it relies on the GA and Wisp. I do break out a great "old school" formation and drop the name of CRX for the benefit of all who are fortunate enough to have played a match against him. Note how I imitate Vision's post for comedic effect.
Nice form.

This is the one that got me past 1000+ and it no longer works, but it looks mean and CRX is a B.A.M.F.

http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/443/shotgun7qy.th.jpg (http://img81.imageshack.us/my.php?image=shotgun7qy.jpg)
You then proceed to point out that the player was grey and would not find CRX's formation useful because it uses gold units...WTF?
he is grey, just to let you know:)

[Jeffery]

/me pats ReTodd on the head.

It'll be alright.

[~GooseR~]

Mew owns them all...or so I thought when I still liked Pokemon..more or less :rolleyes:

!no Pikagoose pwnz u1!!!1!11!1

[ibnda]

My sig is so cute isn't it guys??? Thanks ED /hugs and kisses

[ExpectDeath]

Ibnda!!!!! Welcome to the forums!

[TheSilverRider]

Wow first post in Netjak. Thats the way to go! ha ha :bigsmile:

[DOCTOR DEVICE]

ED, did you make your MewTo?

[~GooseR~]

Ahhh I got a new siggy that pwnzzz

[DOCTOR DEVICE]

Lol! <3 Telletubbies, *adds Gooser to own sig*

[~GooseR~]

yay! :cool:

[Merdoc.]

Come on guys. Pokemon on your banners and avatars!?

[ExpectDeath]

Muahaha.

Pokemon will rule TAO.

P.S. Yes DD.

[TheSilverRider]

Man there is alot of pokemon stuff goin through TAO. And now i know why :p

[~GooseR~]

but but you wouldnt even make me a pokemon siggy :'(
So i gotta have da teletubbiesss

[Double]

Come on guys. Pokemon on your banners and avatars!?

/Shakes head..

Let them be.. Let.. them.. be..

[~GooseR~]

ahh Double change your siggy you might get banned with that language

[Merdoc.]

Off topic of Pokemon, heres a video my video production class made in September, maybe October. Enjoy! P.S I filmed and helped out with this group.

http://media.putfile.com/Yodel-Maniac

[ExpectDeath]

Haha niiiice.

Weird ending tho.

o.O

[Merdoc.]

Ya....I'll try to bring up more video's. Maybe you will acually get to see my beautiful face. And my ripped body.

[ExpectDeath]

One can only hope...

[Merdoc.]

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/1593/woot2aw.png


Ya, thats right. Take that.

[~GooseR~]

~!LOL!~

no i dont mean that

[legacy67]

Quess who?

Now stop talking about Pokemon or I'll go Roody on your ass.

Buyakasha!

[ExpectDeath]

Legacy!

Nice to see 'yah Man.

Where have you been? :(

[legacy67]

In Kalimdor and the Eastern Kingdoms.

That game is seriously crack, its a wonder I still do well in school.

Anyway, I'm coming back to the forums, you may even be lucky enough to see me in a game.

Oh and by the way, what do the new purple (lilac anyone?) names mean?

[ExpectDeath]

Well, its good to see you again.

Purple = In game mod.

Time to goto school. Later man.

[urania]

ED, you forgot to gimme the link for my banner :p

[ExpectDeath]

http://img487.imageshack.us/img487/2530/uraniakurby6nj.jpg

Tah dah.

[ReTodd]

Pokemon, Teletubbies, and Merdoc's strange video are the reasons I post here. I liked it, good stunts, but is there a reason the yodel guy was running like he just dropped a deuce in his drawers?

Here is a hysterical parody done movie trailer style. Brokeback to the Future: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfODSPIYwpQ

[~GooseR~]

nice siggy urania :D

[urania]

er, ED, if I put the link into IMG brackets nothing shows up 0_o

[ExpectDeath]

That is the direct link to the image.

I'll get you the hotlink.

Edit- urania, send me a message on AIM, and I will give you the hotlink.

[TheSilverRider]

This may be off the topic of banners but i think that when we get to the 1000 page Twelve should be the first to post on the 1000th page. :(

[yall are ded]

Yeah I think that we lets have mod close it there.

[Jeffery]

we'll get to page 1000 before Twelve is unbanned.

And this is the best thread on TAO. Closin it is not an option.

[Hatchet Warrior]

I agree with Jeff. The idea of having 12 post first on the 1000th page would be hard since noobs come to this thread alot too.

[Merdoc.]

Why would you want to close this? Are you on crack?

[Jeffery]

Although, the dumbass who takes the 100,000 post will be killed on sight. TAHt ios reserved for Twelve.

[Merdoc.]

Ya, I will prob take it, I'm known for that.

[DOCTOR DEVICE]

Whats the fixation on numbers? Zomg! He p0$ted t3h 100,000th postz0r!1one!1!!1one

I dont get it :confused:

[Jeffery]

Whats the fixation on numbers? Zomg! He p0$ted t3h 100,000th postz0r!1one!1!!1one

I dont get it :confused:
Some day, when you are part of a real clan, you'll uinderstand how interactions with clan mates work.

Until then you'll just have to wonder.

[TheSilverRider]

I never said that we should close th thread but i do think that we will reach 1000 before 12 gets back.

When is his official unbannment date anyway?

[DOCTOR DEVICE]

Some day, when you are part of a real clan, you'll uinderstand how interactions with clan mates work.

Until then you'll just have to wonder.

I was in NetJak as a grey... And my clan is real :dry: so bite me

[Hatchet Warrior]

I was in NetJak as a grey... bite me
SPY!!! I was in AK, AL and The Arc as a grey and I still am, can you guess my names?

[yall are ded]

Whats the fixation on numbers? Zomg! He p0$ted t3h 100,000th postz0r!1one!1!!1one

I dont get it :confused:
Its a mile stone dude.
Heh yeah your right(again) Jeff this IS the best thread.:) Hmm Why not dedicate that page to twelve with some finese and post a few memorys?

[DOCTOR DEVICE]

SPY!!! I was in AK, AL and The Arc as a grey and I still am, can you guess my names?

Erm, lets see. . . Arc greys. . . Err... n00bster! I knew that guy was SOMEONE :bigsmile: :rolleyes: :p :cool:

(hehe, smiley whoring)

[Jeffery]

Its a mile stone dude.
Heh yeah your right(again) Jeff this IS the best thread.:) Hmm Why not dedicate that page to twelve with some finese and post a few memorys?
Because memorials are for dead people.

[DOCTOR DEVICE]

-edit- dammit, im dumb :(

[yall are ded]

Shaddup! :phmmmm how about just a reserved page.;)

[LosPollos]

Or whover takes the first post can quote what 12 was planning on saying......assuming he isn't going to be back(aka this thread becomes a leper)

So ya, my major load of school work is almost completely gone, yay me!

[Lord Shinok]

-edit- dammit, im dumb :(

Moron.

[Geeky_Bastard]

-edit- dammit, im dumb :(
We already knew that, can you leave now? You bring down the level of thaught in the thread.

[ReTodd]

-edit- dammit, im dumb :(
"you must spread reputation before giving it to Doctor Device again"
*furiously spreading reputation*

EDIT: that was fast.

Don't worry I checked the disapprove box before I sent it.
http://img55.imageshack.us/img55/3812/ss1jm.th.png (http://img55.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ss1jm.png)

[legacy67]

This is actually the worst conversation in the history of life.

[yall are ded]

To toddy:Youuur beautifuuuuul! Your beautifuuul! Your beautifuuuul!.....its truuuuue
(An encore requested by Mitosis):Baby don't huurt me baby dont huuurt me.:)
I got one for you to Jeff but the clowns would kill me.:(

[Geeky_Bastard]

Legacy is back! Woot, I can't believe that ass left for a while. He must get the welcome back to team hate :wink2:

[Merdoc.]

http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/455/njownage1dx.png


Your welcome.

[~GooseR~]

Should i add a third banner to my siggy o.o

[bludhoundz]

Gooser.. 3 nub words for you

S1G 2 B1G!!!!1111111111

[TheSilverRider]

Gooser.. 3 nub words for you

:rofl:

[~GooseR~]

well that's exactly the point... it makes me stick out :p

[ReTodd]

well that's exactly the point... it makes me stick out :p

Trying to make up for shortcomings elsewhere?:p

[Geeky_Bastard]

Trying to make up for shortcomings elsewhere?:p
Burn baby burn

[KBHoleN1]

pick pockets!

[urania]

Erm, lets see. . . Arc greys. . . Err... n00bster! I knew that guy was SOMEONE :bigsmile: :rolleyes: :p :cool:

(hehe, smiley whoring)

HW is n00bster?

*giggle*...

[~GooseR~]

*giggles and points at HW with urania*

[Hatchet Warrior]

*giggles and points at HW with urania*
To bad im not n00bster huh?
http://www.filecabin.com/up1/1143077012-AU.bmp
And yet another 1!

[Coffin Fedder]

To bad im not n00bster huh?
http://www.filecabin.com/up1/1143077012-AU.bmp
And yet another 1!

Only reason i'm so good at grey is because Hatch taught me. Otherwise, where would I be right now? Urina, (sorry if spelt wrong) Hatch is the biggest not noobster!

[DOCTOR DEVICE]

Hatch is the biggest noobster!

Even your brother says it ;):p

[Hatchet Warrior]

Even your brother says it ;):p
thats it, get your ass on right now, you vrs me in a turt or grey game bitch.

[Coffin Fedder]

Even your brother says it ;):p
;) your always like that:dry: Hatch I beat you! I got blocking in the begining and you got it in the end.

[DOCTOR DEVICE]

thats it, get your ass on right now, you vrs me in a turt or grey game bitch.
Ok

[Hatchet Warrior]

Ok
I lost to DD guys, but he played very well. The thing that really killed me is the damn blocking.

[DOCTOR DEVICE]

Yep, I definitely had the edge. We both agreed it wasn't OUTRAGEOUS, but it still probably won me that game.

You'd still pwn me turtle :(

[BaxVarlet]

So apparently HW lost to DD due to the masive amounts of cybering gooser was doing in clan chat at the time, goosey's victems are growing.

[urania]

Only reason i'm so good at grey is because Hatch taught me. Otherwise, where would I be right now? Urina, (sorry if spelt wrong) Hatch is the biggest not noobster!

well, if he does use a grey named n00bster, then we have already played a match... :happy:

[bludhoundz]

urania, I think n00bster fits the title a lot more accurately than Hatch would.

If you don't get it, ask someone smart.

[urania]

fits what title? :confused:

I was just refering to a banff grey from NJ named n00bster and thought it was (one of) HW's account(s).

[BaxVarlet]

well, if he does use a grey named n00bster, then we have already played a match... :happy:

n00bster is another grey account from someone named *behemoth*

[~GooseR~]

So apparently HW lost to DD due to the masive amounts of cybering gooser was doing in clan chat at the time, goosey's victems are growing.


all right that's it.. you're next fool

[TheSilverRider]

all right that's it.. you're next fool

O.o the goose just called you out! :bigsmile:

[Hatchet Warrior]

n00bster is another grey account from someone named *behemoth*
you weren't suppose to say anything.....

[BaxVarlet]

you weren't suppose to say anything.....

I didn't know...

[~GooseR~]

ugh now they're on to us

[Jeffery]

Fine, I'll just have to kill everyone. Again.

[BaxVarlet]

Start with Goosey.

[Coffin Fedder]

Start with Goosey.

How come his clowns can't unleash hell on you first:(

[Hatchet Warrior]

Jeff, just start with The Arcs and work your way up.

[Coffin Fedder]

Jeff, just start with The Arcs and work your way up.

Good Idea Hatch. 900th post:)

[Hugh Janus]

Hello everyone, welcome me to the world! A new baby has been born into the netjak family, and guess who it is! My parents will raise me well into the family, and I'll be well acquainted with you all soon enough! For now, you can enjoy my cuteness and my adorable immitation!


*slowly reaches for binky*

[meat.eater]

I have immediately fallen in love with you.

11 boxes...20 posts. Its a prediction.

[Dove]

Awwww, isn't he the most precious thing EVER?!

That's mah boy, that's mah boy.

[Merdoc.]

It has been an agrovating 9 months.


Merdoc., it's not often I say this, but I want your children. Unfortunately I'll have to have you impregnate this female bagel.

*hands Merdoc. a bagel*



Soon after that, I started feeling sick. And getting very moody, I took a test and I found out the best. I am so excited to run a family now.

[yall are ded]

:lol::rofl:

[Coffin Fedder]

It has been an agrovating 9 months.




Soon after that, I started feeling sick. And getting very moody, I took a test and I found out the best. I am so excited to run a family now.

YOU HORROR! I thought we had something together!:crybaby:

[~GooseR~]

mahh merdoc got his old siggy back :D

AHH hi hugh janus .. welcome to the world

[bludhoundz]

Hello everyone, welcome me to the world! A new baby has been born into the netjak family, and guess who it is! My parents will raise me well into the family, and I'll be well acquainted with you all soon enough! For now, you can enjoy my cuteness and my adorable immitation!


*slowly reaches for binky*
HE MISPELLED A WORD! GRAMMAR POLICE, NEGZ0R HIM!

[Moose]

HE MISPELLED A WORD! GRAMMAR POLICE, NEGZ0R HIM!

Your mama.

[~GooseR~]

Ekkk MooseY!! M33ts th3 GooseY!!! hi o.o

1600th SPAM!!! wops... i mean ... eh post* =P

[Moose]

Ekkk MooseY!! M33ts th3 GooseY!!! hi o.o

1600th SPAM!!! wops... i mean ... eh post* =P

Don't make me impale ur ass with my antillers.

[Double]

You have antillers? Oh my..

[LosPollos]

Are you not familiar with what a moose looks like? :huh:

[~GooseR~]

no not really you got a pic of what he looks like?

EDIT!!!!: oh my F***ing god i just laid 2 stinky ones!! Oh my god... *vomits*

*runs out of room*

[urania]

oh no, a moose and a goose are on the loose!

[~GooseR~]

:hunter: actually i just shot moose with a tranquilizer so it's just me :p

[DOCTOR DEVICE]

GooseR cyb3r3d with me on Rev today. . Pure unadulterated pleasure. . They just dont make 'em like that anymore :(

[Hugh Janus]

What's "cybering". :huh:

[Coffin Fedder]

What's "cybering". :huh:

Touching yourself online:p

[Hugh Janus]

Touching yourself online:p
:eek: My mom and dad told me to stay away from people like you, your a bad influence for all. *Runs away*

[Coffin Fedder]

:eek: My mom and dad told me to stay away from people like you, your a bad influence for all. *Runs away*
I don't cyber. Now, I know some people that do. Good example DD and HK all the time:cool: Nothing wrong with that though.

[Lord Shinok]

Hello everyone, welcome me to the world! A new baby has been born into the netjak family, and guess who it is! My parents will raise me well into the family, and I'll be well acquainted with you all soon enough! For now, you can enjoy my cuteness and my adorable immitation!


*slowly reaches for binky*
Aww, I really want to pinch your cheeks! :kiss:

[DOCTOR DEVICE]

Aww, I really want to pinch your cheeks! :kiss:
Pedefile.

[Coffin Fedder]

Pedefile.
Whats wrong with being a Pedefile. Lord Shinok can do anything! Well... just about anything.

[Lord Shinok]

Pedefile.
Screw you.

[meat.eater]

Screw you.

And thats why you're a pedophile.

[Coffin Fedder]

tisk tisk tisk. Everyones a pedefile end of story:cool:

[DOCTOR DEVICE]

We should keep the pedifile talk on the hush hush, dont wanna ruin Janu's innocence, now do we? :p

[meat.eater]

You people really dont know how to spell, do you?

If you cant spell it, dont use it in speech.

[Lord Shinok]

And thats why you're a pedophile.
:dry:
Not "Screw" you. :p

[Coffin Fedder]

You people really dont know how to spell, do you?

If you cant spell it, dont use it in speech.

BUT MEAT! You know I butcher the english language and don't have a problem with that. Or would you want me too talk like this.

Why Meat, you have quite an astonishing point and if we can't spell we should get a dictionary and learn something.:confused:

[DOCTOR DEVICE]

Ugh, Coffin, you're like my teacher who tells us that if we dont know a word to look it up in the dictionary, problem is, we never find the words :(

[meat.eater]

Ugh, Coffin, you're like my teacher who tells us that if we dont know a word to look it up in the dictionary, problem is, we never find the words :(

Your teacher must be teaching you well.

[Merdoc.]

I use Google to look up the words I don't no.

[meat.eater]

I use Google to look up the words I don't no.

"Know", for instance.

[Coffin Fedder]

Your teacher must be teaching you well.

Yes, he or she probably is. It's quite a mishabbiat of things happening as of late. I start talking properaly and not butchering the english language. I understand what you guys are saying. WHAT THE HELLS WRONG WITH ME!

[DOCTOR DEVICE]

I use Google to look up the words I don't know.

Yah. . .:p

Also meat, shes a good teacher, shes just a new one.


EDIT: Dammit mean, beat me to it.

[meat.eater]

Wow. Nobody picked up on the sarcasm.

If you cant find words in a dictionary, god forbid, you arent being taught very well. ;)

[Merdoc.]

Stop ruining my parade.

[Hatchet Warrior]

BUT MEAT! You know I butcher the english language and don't have a problem with that. Or would you want me too talk like this.

Why Meat, you have quite an astonishing point and if we can't spell we should get a dictionary and learn something.:confused:
I think my own little brother speaks the english language better than myself. This only because my friends like to speak "Ghetto" and I have adapted to this >.<.

[meat.eater]

The correct phrase would be "Stop raining on my parade."

Im such a dickhole.

[Merdoc.]

It's ok Hatch, I'm a gangster also. Want to make a gang?

[Coffin Fedder]

I think my own little brother speaks the english language better than myself. This only because my friends like to speak "Ghetto" and I have adapted to this >.<.

Example from back home of one of his friends.

YO! Hatch! When you gettin yo ass back ova here. You forgot all yo shit:p

[meat.eater]

He called him "Hatch"? How weird. You have weird friends. ;)

[Hatchet Warrior]

He called him "Hatch"? How weird. You have weird friends. ;)
Hatchet is my actual nickname out of the game as well.

Coffin it's more like this : Yo Hatch, when u gunna getcha self ova' hurr and git diss shyt dat chu fergot.

[Coffin Fedder]

He called him "Hatch"? How weird. You have weird friends. ;)

Most of my friends call me Flip. Hatch gave me the nickname.

[DOCTOR DEVICE]

Most of my friends call me Flip. Hatch gave me the nickname.
My friends dont call me Doc :(

[Jeffery]

My friends dont call me Doc :(
You have to HAVE friends before they can call you anything.

[Hatchet Warrior]

You have to HAVE friends before they can call you anything.
Ooo Burn!! No seriously, I don't think that was harsh enough :cool:

[DOCTOR DEVICE]

You have to HAVE friends before they can call you anything.
:rolleyes: Says the man who drives a truck half the day

[Jeffery]

:rolleyes: Says the man who drives a truck half the day
Since when does a 120" stretched Lincoln count as a "truck"?
Heck, even when I am driving the Cab it is a Minivan.

And doing either I make more money than you ever will when you get old enough to flip burgers.

[Merdoc.]

Hahaha, Jeff and Flip are both horrible at burns. Tho Jeff does always have the upper hand.

[DOCTOR DEVICE]

Since when does a 120" stretched Lincoln count as a "truck"?
Heck, even when I am driving the Cab it is a Minivan.

And doing either I make more money than you ever will when you get old enough to flip burgers.

Haha! I already have a free ride to harvard! w00t! :p

[Merdoc.]

Nice, anyways, why is 12 still banned? It was said to be a 1 month ban, and yet, it shows he is still banned. ;)

[Hatchet Warrior]

Nice, anyways, why is 12 still banned? It was said to be a 1 month ban, and yet, it shows he is still banned. ;)
It hasn't be a month yet, has it?

[DOCTOR DEVICE]

Sergiy posted that 3-11-2006 or 3-10-2006, its not a month yet ;)

[Merdoc.]

But what happends when we get to the 1000th page.

[Hatchet Warrior]

We will stop until he posts >.<

[Merdoc.]

I guess the mod will have to close it. :( Oh well.

[meat.eater]

I think Jeff deserves 15,000. Twelve gets the 4 zero's numbers.

[Hatchet Warrior]

I think Jeff deserves 15,000. Twelve gets the 4 zero's numbers.
Jeff can have 15,000, but 12 gets the 1000th page >;D

[~GooseR~]

can i have 1000th?

[DMD]

Rawr... Getting Closer.

If you stop a post before 1,000, you know a noob is just gonna come in and take it.

[~GooseR~]

umm yea im a little behind of everyone.. but some ppl have 'pray for wolfman' on their siggys.. what exactly happened to him O.o or is he alright

[Coffin Fedder]

Rawr... Getting Closer.

If you stop a post before 1,000, you know a noob is just gonna come in and take it.
I got the 10,000 post some how but luckly Hugh deleted it for me:bigsmile: I thank him for it.

[Hugh Janus]

My mom and dad said you suck. Their for you don't get any important posts or pages. :bigsmile:

[DOCTOR DEVICE]

My mom and dad said you suck. Their for you don't get any important posts or pages. :bigsmile:
Owned... No no, dont fight it flip... Owned..

[Coffin Fedder]

My mom and dad said you suck. Their for you don't get any important posts or pages. :bigsmile:

Well, if your talking too me. I could careless what people think about me and my posts. Everyone has the own possentional way with their post and mine is butchering the english language while making a lot of since in my post. Otherwise would you perfer this. Why, I'm sorry for what your parents think of me. I'll talk more in a common manner and make sure I use all the correct spelling and puncuation.

[Madars]

My mom and dad said you suck. Their for you don't get any important posts or pages. :bigsmile:

6 posts and 6 boxes...you have no idea how tempted i'm to neg you.I don't want to do it for no reason tho.I'll try to resist for now,but beware...I'll be there when you make a stupid post. :)

-Mad-

[Coffin Fedder]

6 posts and 6 boxes...you have no idea how tempted i'm to neg you.I don't want to do it for no reason tho.I'll try to resist for now,but beware...I'll be there when you make a stupid post. :)

-Mad-

Mad, as much as I want too neg him too. I don't, I would perferbilly let him learn off of his mistakes just as I have. I'm posting a little nice then I ever have lately. Also, if he wants to post like that, I don't see why you even post around here hugh.

[Merdoc.]

making a lot of since in my post.
Lawl.

[Coffin Fedder]

Lawl.

merdoc. why did you have too do that;)

[Merdoc.]

Do what?

[Madars]

Do what?

I did not have sex with your mother!!!!

-Mad-

[Coffin Fedder]

Do what?

Well, I give LAWL??? Atleast I'm making more since in my posts instead of, DUDDY Whats up with you alls?

[Mitosis]

We all know Merdoc is going to take the 15000th post. He's known for doing things like that, lol.

[Pieface1337]

I might.. muahaha..

[Mitosis]

You'd better not, you'd get murdered, lol

[Hatchet Warrior]

I did not have sex with your mother!!!!

-Mad-
he knows you didn't, I already told him who did.

[Madars]

he knows you didn't, I already told him who did.

Was it Henry?!? >.>

-Mad-

[Hatchet Warrior]

Was it Henry?!? >.>

-Mad-
Yes and No

[Coffin Fedder]

Yes and No
Maybe so:eek:

[Coffin Fedder]

my last post itll 1000 pages

[ThinkTank]

mmmm post whoring

[Madars]

mmmm post whoring

Shut up!

-Mad-

[Madars]

100th page yet?...

-Mad-

[max2k106]

Locked on request.

Eat a peach.

[Aro23r]

Unlocked on request.

Vomits the peach back at max.

[Jeffery]

Thanks Aro.

Now, back to the 'jak.

Twelve will be unbanned in a while, but he will have something much bigger than page 1000 to post about.

As for Netjak in general, most of you knwo that Netjak changes it's Netjak or Nothing policy a while back. No, we are not going back to it, but the spirit of it lives on. Netjak, like any clan, has leaders who come and go.

Over time, many leaders have been involved with Netjak. One of the first things looked at when considering a person for a leadership role is their clan loyalty. How long have they been in Netjak? How consistant are they in their play? Are they involved with other clans?

All of these are important questions not just for leaders, but members in general. In cases where people are in more than one clan, there is always a divided loyalty. And, since TAO is a dramawhore, there is almost always conflicts with other clans. What happens if two clans a person are in get into a feud?

One of the advantages of Netjak is having our own private forums. Only clan members can gain access to it legitimately. In the past any member just need send the request, and was granted access. The same will still be true, but there will be one catch once again.

Netjak or Nothing- New members wanting access will be asked to be 100% Netjak Strong. This will hopefully prevent the difficulty what has occasionally come up with a person being torn between multiple clans, and bringing that into the Netcave.

For those already there, you've shown your loyalty already. Thanks and congrats.

As for the direction of Netjak, that has never changed. The leaders of Netjak always have and always will be here to serve the clan. No matter how much it pisses us off. ;)

[ExpectDeath]

Your the man Jeffery.

And I think that you made the right decision in un-locking the thread.

Netjak Strong.

[~GooseR~]

I'm a part of this!
Netjak cool.

[Pieface1337]

True, I guess.

Netjak Strong.

:)

[yall are ded]

Netjak will always remain strong. Even though Twelve is on leave by no means consider us weak. If anything consider us strong in that we have not gone into turmoil in his absense nevermind even flinching. Netjak is an example of a united clan that does not need to prove itself. Though I am a new NJer comparitively I can see the differences displayed in NJ. To me NJ is a brotherhood united with separate beliefs/traits. I mean come on , with a leader like Jeffery were you expecting a normal clan?:)

Netjak Stong.

That is all.

[Hatchet Warrior]

Netjak will always remain strong. Even though Twelve is on leave by no means consider us weak. If anything consider us strong in that we have not gone into turmoil in his absense nevermind even flinching. Netjak is an example of a united clan that does not need too prove itself.

Netjak Stong.

That is all.
I can't disagree of find something better to say yet -_-.
Tech. 2000th post :king2: :gun: :cool:

[~GooseR~]

lol nice job on 2000th post HW

Everyone in netjak is friendly and often funny.. unlike the first clan i was ever in which was full of problems :rolleyes:

Anyway Netjak Strong.

[meat.eater]

Lets take back the spot that is rightfully ours - #1 on FPS. Spread the word. FPS, watch out.

You're all equally important to the flourishing of netjak. And your loyalty does infinitely more then you think in terms of that flourishing.

Lets kick ass and take names. Seriously, take names. First non-leader netcave member to take down 10 1500+'s (1250 grays, s/s needed!) gets 10 bucks (via paypal). For every CG or SI member, add 50 cents.

If you're not in netcave... think about joining. Maybe this will be insentive. This is your reward for loyalty. Remember, your loyalty = our ability to thrive.

I can feel the winds of change coming to FPS.

Netjak Strong.

[Hatchet Warrior]

Lets take back the spot that is rightfully ours - #1 on FPS. Spread the word. FPS, watch out.

You're all equally important to the flourishing of netjak. And your loyalty does infinitely more then you think in terms of that flourishing.

Lets kick ass and take names. Seriously, take names. First non-leader netcave member to take down 10 1500+'s (1250 grays, s/s needed!) gets 10 bucks (via paypal). For every CG or SI member, add 50 cents.

If you're not in netcave... think about joining. Maybe this will be insentive. This is your reward for loyalty. Remember, your loyalty = our ability to thrive.

I can feel the winds of change coming to FPS.

Netjak Strong.
I am so going to try and take this before geeky.

[meat.eater]

Geeky is a leader. :p

And hold your horses, it wont start until tomorrow.

[Hatchet Warrior]

Geeky is a leader. :p

And hold your horses, it wont start until tomorrow.
Alright, then before shinny *runs to legends tomorrow* :P

[~GooseR~]

Lol only ten? It doesnt matter anyways im too lazy to get on any other forums but this one even though some ppl same it sucks :|
plus no s/s :p

[meat.eater]

Alright, then before shinny *runs to legends tomorrow* :P

Shin's a leader too...lol.

2 strikes.

[Hatchet Warrior]

Shin's a leader too...lol.

2 strikes.
Dammit! Then I win by default until the legends players find out :P
tech 15000 post :p