Netjak.com

[ThinkTank]

Its people like you







that make me horny.

Okay. :bad:

[DOCTOR DEVICE]

Wait lthl -- why no low blows? I mean... I don't think it especially hurts women.

:tongue2:

[lthlinjction]

It's still possible for Justice to feel a LITTLE pain from it :p

[Vision]

Way to have a good conversation here guys :P.

Anyways, how's everyone doing?

[Dove]

Anyways, how's everyone doing?

Good. Now shut up while I clear my name.

To whoever the fagbag was that said the thing about the Star Trek convention:

Suck it.

I don't really have a better comeback than that, for now. What I do have is a muddy picture of myself.

http://img3.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/d4df9190ad.jpg

Just so you know, she did most of this to me. At her soccer game. Where it was incredibly wet and muddy. And afterwards she was sitting in a puddle splashing another insanely hott girl with muddy water.

All that to say, no, I didn't meet her at a Star Trek convention. I haven't even been to one. You're stupid. I mean really. S-T-U-P-I-D.

You probably can't even read this post. You probably can't even see anything by now because of the severity of my burn.

You eat wieners out of the trash. You whore yourself out to small pigs for a minimal fee. You prefer sexual relations involving the gouch despite the fact that it really doesn't pertain to pleasure at all for males. You eat raw carrots. Your fecal matter tastes like goatcheese. You told me after you ate it.

I'm leaving.

Bye.

[Coffin Fedder]

Good. Now shut up while I clear my name.

To whoever the fagbag was that said the thing about the Star Trek convention:

Suck it.

I don't really have a better comeback than that, for now. What I do have is a muddy picture of myself.

http://img3.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/d4df9190ad.jpg

Just so you know, she did most of this to me. At her soccer game. Where it was incredibly wet and muddy. And afterwards she was sitting in a puddle splashing another insanely hott girl with muddy water.

All that to say, no, I didn't meet her at a Star Trek convention. I haven't even been to one. You're stupid. I mean really. S-T-U-P-I-D.

You probably can't even read this post. You probably can't even see anything by now because of the severity of my burn.

You eat wieners out of the trash. You whore yourself out to small pigs for a minimal fee. You prefer sexual relations involving the gouch despite the fact that it really doesn't pertain to pleasure at all for males. You eat raw carrots. Your fecal matter tastes like goatcheese. You told me after you ate it.

I'm leaving.

Bye.

Dove! HOW you doing buddy :D Haven't seen you in the longest time. Hard working man I see.

[Dove]

Dove! HOW you doing buddy :D Haven't seen you in the longest time. Hard working man I see.

I do good work. I'm trying to slowly interweave my presence back into the community so that no one really notices I was gone... or here... or something. It's a mind trick, and apparently one that's working on the tricker, not only the trickees.

But I'm good. Been busy, little bit stretched, but I'm good. And I'm back. I'm just not gonna make a big ole' deal about it.

[Coffin Fedder]

I do good work. I'm trying to slowly interweave my presence back into the community so that no one really notices I was gone... or here... or something. It's a mind trick, and apparently one that's working on the tricker, not only the trickees.

But I'm good. Been busy, little bit stretched, but I'm good. And I'm back. I'm just not gonna make a big ole' deal about it.

Good man Good man. Trying too fit in with Netjak now a days, You have a alot of reading too do.

[ThinkTank]

Good man Good man. Trying too fit in with Netjak now a days, You have a alot of reading too do.
No he doesn't, all he really has to do is comprehend what we're typing now, and then slowly get the jist of what's going on nowadays.

Anywho,
Welcome back dove.

[Dove]

Many thanks, Think. It's good to be back. It's also good to pick up some decent grey games... after playing just a few though I can see that I might have a better chance of dominating the server nowadays than I used to.

[ThinkTank]

If you want a good grey game, I suggest looking for Rubbershark, or Zimpleng Yakman. I can't spell Zimpleng's name right so it may not be correct.

Otherwise, I hope you do dominate the server, but you might have a rough time, seeing as a few new golds have popped up since you left and are pretty good.

[lthlinjction]

It's Simpleng Yakman.

You can also look for Darkfire Pheonix, got to 1500 as a grey, and just went gold.

[ThinkTank]

It's Simpleng Yakman.

You can also look for Darkfire Pheonix, got to 1500 as a grey, and just went gold.

I was off by one letter, no big deal. Still sounds the same.

[Vision]

Good. Now shut up while I clear my name.

You didn't have to tell me to shut up Dove. You could have answered and then simply stated what you wanted to say. Or say: Good. Now, I am going to clear my name. I didn't say anything wrong, I just wanted to know how people were doing. But I guess it must be a offense to you if I have to shut up about it. Simply rude, that's all I have to say.

That's my opinion, which will never be brought up again because I don't need to get pissed about it. I made my point and I stick by it.

[Dove]

You didn't have to tell me to shut up Dove. You could have answered and then simply stated what you wanted to say. Or say: Good. Now, I am going to clear my name. I didn't say anything wrong, I just wanted to know how people were doing. But I guess it must be a offense to you if I have to shut up about it. Simply rude, that's all I have to say.

That's my opinion, which will never be brought up again because I don't need to get pissed about it. I made my point and I stick by it.

Well I DO need to get pissed about it.

...

I'm just kiddin' man. The whole thing was a joke. I appreciate the concern.

[Jeffery]

Don't make me make both of you go to bed without torture.

[~SlayeR~]

What kind of tortore do you give them Jeffery? I might want to get some to. :p

[legacy67]

Hi.

War Netjak.

Bye.

[TheSilverRider]

Hey guys its been a while. How has everyone been?

[SnapTooth]

Hi.

War Netjak.

Bye.
Whats that about? And hey Silver Rider :bigsmile: im alright, how are you? :D

[Justice]

Good. Now shut up while I clear my name.

To whoever the fagbag was that said the thing about the Star Trek convention:

Suck it.

I don't really have a better comeback than that, for now. What I do have is a muddy picture of myself.

http://img3.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/d4df9190ad.jpg

Just so you know, she did most of this to me. At her soccer game. Where it was incredibly wet and muddy. And afterwards she was sitting in a puddle splashing another insanely hott girl with muddy water.

All that to say, no, I didn't meet her at a Star Trek convention. I haven't even been to one. You're stupid. I mean really. S-T-U-P-I-D.

You probably can't even read this post. You probably can't even see anything by now because of the severity of my burn.

You eat wieners out of the trash. You whore yourself out to small pigs for a minimal fee. You prefer sexual relations involving the gouch despite the fact that it really doesn't pertain to pleasure at all for males. You eat raw carrots. Your fecal matter tastes like goatcheese. You told me after you ate it.

I'm leaving.

Bye.

Mature.

[ReTodd]

Dove, It looks like you were impatient with the beard growing in :bigsmile:
"Dirty" Dove (Double D), there's something I thought I'd never see:p

I am currently interviewing for a teaching position next year and will be scarce for the time being. I made it past the first round at one school and am one of three people giving a demonstartion lesson next Tuesday for two anticipated openings. Hopefully all goes well and I am back in full force next weekend. After all, I can't let Dove beat me back!:)

[Vision]

Mature.

indeed it was

[Justice]

I wonder if he learned all those new words in his absence and was just dyingto use all of them in one post...?

[ThinkTank]

I wonder if he learned all those new words in his absence and was just dyingto use all of them in one post...?
That wasn't very nice. ;)

Just because someone has a far from noob comprehendable vocabulary, doesn't mean that they are complete jackass's. :p

[Dove]

Dude, everyone I've made a retarded insult against so far has taken it so dang seriously. Chill, honestly. Maybe I should change my signature to "Disclaimer: if I'm insulting you, it's more than likely not to be taken seriously whatsoever!"

Trust me, if I cared to actually insult or demean someone, I wouldn't use about 90% of the words used to "insult" up there.

I guess I came back to a bunch of people who have no clue who I am. Back in the days of old, I was even nominated for some sort of nicest poster thing... people generally knew that if I was "flaming" them, I probably had a smile on my face and they hopefully would too just from seeing the sheer stupidity of it all.

But vastly over-analyzing everything is cool too.

[urania]

I guess you didn't choose the name Dove for no reason, heh?

[Jeffery]

Dove, stop being such a jeffery.

[Jax'D]

Haha! nice metaphor jeff.

[Sluff]

Hi.

I have a question, which one of the Netjak leaders is Night?

[Justice]

Hi.

I have a question, which one of the Netjak leaders is Night?

Ermm, it could be a few...

[Blood And Gore]

Hi.

I have a question, which one of the Netjak leaders is Night?
Night? I have no idea. I haven't been here for too long.:p

[Sluff]

I have a hunch it is either ED or Jeff.

Oh well.

[HorNeT]

All Nj members can have a piece of my birthday cake. but, only one!

[Justice]

I have a hunch it is either ED or Jeff.

Oh well.

I think it's jeff's account, but im not sure who all has access to it.

[Jeffery]

I do, the question is why it matter to Slugg.

[ThinkTank]

I do, the question is why it matter to Slugg.
Nice one.

[~SlayeR~]

I do, the question is why it matter to Slugg.
Heh, maybe Sluff got beat by him ..... ;)

[Jeffery]

Maybe ~Slacker~ missed the point of sarcastic renaming, much like he missed the brain train.

[Dove]

I think I'm ready to use the name Dove again in game.

http://img3.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/b763faa488.jpg

Let's hope no one sees this and broadcasts my undercover grey name.

[~SlayeR~]

Maybe ~Slacker~ missed the point of sarcastic renaming, much like he missed the brain train.
how did you know im a slacker? :eek:

[Twelve]

You guys write WAY too much. Dang it. How am I supposed to read all of this...

Ok. Dove, we will call you soon. For sure. Probably sometime past midnight.

Welcome back Twelve. I like the ruckus you stir up here, gets so boring sometimes

Oh, I haven't even started.

Wanna fight?

Woah, woah. Remember the rules for this thread. ALL fights in this thread are done throught he medium of the YO MOMMA JOKE. Other styles of fighting are NOT allowed.

You eat wieners out of the trash. You whore yourself out to small pigs for a minimal fee. You prefer sexual relations involving the gouch despite the fact that it really doesn't pertain to pleasure at all for males. You eat raw carrots. Your fecal matter tastes like goatcheese. You told me after you ate it.

And you look like Scott Summers, so SHUT the heck up. ;)

But seriously, are you eventually going to get back and help Zeus in GL, or no?

All Nj members can have a piece of my birthday cake. but, only one!

Is that a backward attempt to let us know it's your birthday?

12

P.S. Oh yeah. Wizzy, are you a guy or a girl? I just...wanna know. :D

[Scorpionz]

Yay! I didn't realise 12 was posting again! :bigsmile:

[Jax'D]

All Nj members can have a piece of my birthday cake. but, only one!

Thanks *takes 2*

[Dove]

Ok. Dove, we will call you soon. For sure. Probably sometime past midnight.

And you look like Scott Summers, so SHUT the heck up. ;)

But seriously, are you eventually going to get back and help Zeus in GL, or no?

Is that a backward attempt to let us know it's your birthday?



1. Ok

2. Double you tee eff?

3. Yes. Soon.

4. Yes. It was.

[Wizzy`]

P.S. Oh yeah. Wizzy, are you a guy or a girl? I just...wanna know. :D


;)

I'm a guy.

[Anarchy_United]

*puts on a top hat and tapdances around

[Blood And Gore]

See, now I wouldn't be able to know that much, but I think that's called spam. Don't post something that has absoluteley nothing to do with it. It's ok though:bigsmile: You're cool

[bullcat0]

*Slowly tip-toes into thread*

[ExpectDeath]

Welcome to Netjak, bullcat.

You'll have fun here man.

[ThinkTank]

*Slowly tip-toes into thread*
I knew you'd join. :cool:

[Vision]

Poor 12, he can't keep up with the number of posts here everyday.

[Jax'D]

welcome, bullcat.

[~GooseR~]

Hey yall sorry im not on much.
My comp crashed and i cant get on another one
Netjak Strong

[Vision]

Hey yall sorry im not on much.
My comp crashed and i cant get on another one
Netjak Strong

Netjak Strong. Sucks for you. I hate when that happens. Good thing I am a computer programmer and know a lot about computers. That's the only reason mine is good most of the time. I'm out for the night because I posted too much lately. Cya all tomorrow.

[Merdoc.]

Hey NJ, and hello Twelve! Long time no see!

[HorNeT]

Is that a backward attempt to let us know it's your birthday?

12

:cool: :D

[Scorpionz]

It was Hornets Birthday?

Happy birthday 2 dyas ago :)

Im 15 years young :)

[Hatchet Warrior]

Alright, it's a little time for a hatchet attack in here.

First of all, how has everyone been?

The reason I havn't been here for the past couple of days is because of an illness. I was stuck sleeping most of the time this week. The entire time of waking up off and on I have been up for about 15 hours. The pain was almost unbearable at times. I was at 103 degrees the three days I was sleeping. As you can tell though, I have gotten better since then.
My littler brother (coffin fedder) just caught the cold tuesday night has been home since 12 p.m. wensday. He isn't doing any better, but we are keeping a good eye on him because of him having asthma (don't know if that is the correct spelling).

I will be able to start playing alot more these next couple weeks now.

Oh 12, I will see you on legends one of these days,

This has been a peaceful hatchet attack, Til next time.

[~SlayeR~]

Oh noes, not coffin!!! :( Get better quick coffin!!! and ... i be good hatchet :)

[Vision]

I knew Merdoc. would come back, or at least to drop by for a bit. How's it going?

Happy belated birthday Hornet.

[the bird]

hey Scorpionz are u really sponsered by billabong?

[Twelve]

2. Double you tee eff?



You don't know who Scott Summers is? Well, look at the last picture you posted. Then watch the new Xmen movie when it comes out. Tell me then who you look like the most.

I'm a guy.

Oh, ok. I just...you know...wanted to know. :bigsmile:

This message is hidden because Anarchy_United is on your ignore list.

This guy still smell?

*Slowly tip-toes into thread*

You're a good man, Bullcat. Good to see you here.

Poor 12, he can't keep up with the number of posts here everyday.

*pants*

Hey NJ, and hello Twelve! Long time no see!

What-up, dawg.

Oh, ok, Hornet. In that case, HAPPY BIRTHDAY. How old are you?

Oh 12, I will see you on legends one of these days,

Word, and get well soon. Tell your brother the same.

Netjak strong, kids...Netjak strong.

12

[Anarchy_United]

This guy still smell?
Of course!

[~SlayeR~]

hey Scorpionz are u really sponsered by billabong?
He wouldnt be..... no waves up where he is ..... but there was where i used to live... go the Burra, i could have got sponsered for surfing but i didnt win the compitition..... i came forth... :(..... :dry:

[Justice]

Welcome to Netjak, bullcat.

You'll have fun here man.

Make the j00b a netjak.com siggy!

[~GooseR~]

Lucky for me, my computer got fixed :D
SO now ill be on more often, but who knows? It'll probably break down again cause my arrow keys and enter button doesnt work.
Wooo Wizzy got banned o.o
Twelve is back... :cool:

[KBHoleN1]

I leave for one freakin week and look who comes back! That's bad timing indeed. Welcome back 12!

I just got back from Florida. Wow. I found where I'm moving to as soon as I get out of here. Can you believe it was so good I actually forgot about you guys? I didn't think that was possible anymore :D

Well, umm, here's a bit of good timing. :cool:

[DOCTOR DEVICE]

Aww shucks . . .

Kb almost forgot about us! :crybaby: Just when we thought we got rid of him...

:p

[Geeky_Bastard]

KB you whore, why didn't you tell me you were coming down? We coulda chilled (translate- you coulda bought us tequilla) :mad:

[Vision]

How come you are panting 12? You're only sitting down, looking for posts and replying to them :p I just played a soccer game and I never went off. I have a reason to be panting, lol. :dry:

[ThinkTank]

Hey Hey Hey! :cool:

I should watch fat albert again. :p

[the bird]

He wouldnt be..... no waves up where he is ..... but there was where i used to live... go the Burra, i could have got sponsered for surfing but i didnt win the compitition..... i came forth... :(..... :dry:

nice. we have alot of surfing contests at the place i live, even though it is on the east coast. we had a surf contest 2 weeks ago, i didn't do so hot like i always do. i just made it to the simi's.

[Jeffery]

I once surfed lake Superior in the middle of January.

[HorNeT]

Oh, ok, Hornet. In that case, HAPPY BIRTHDAY. How old are you?
12
I've been alive for 5,607 wonderful days.

[Jeffery]

I've been alive for 5,607 wonderful days.
Nice. Only 391 to go.

[HorNeT]

Nice. Only 391 to go.
Until?

[Justice]

*Hornet gets shot in the head 391 days later by a 30-30*

[HorNeT]

Eh, I got 391 days to live.. I aint neva scared...

[ThinkTank]

Eh, I got 391 days to live.. I aint neva scared...

You're already dead. ;)

[Justice]

in 391 days at 12:03 in the afternoon, you will be assassinated by a senile man wearing a clown suit.

[Sluff]

I do, the question is why it matter to Slugg.

I am a curious fellow. Thats all.

[ThinkTank]

Okay, I need an invite on Legends.

Jeff or somebody can you invite me? Find. Flipout im in the lobby waiting.

[~SlayeR~]

Yeah i want an invite to ..... im stuck in Wolf Clan ...-_-... so i will go there post haste!

[yall are ded]

Hi guys:wave2:
Sorry Ive been preocupied heheh. Glad Twelves back and returned to find that yall are ded is ranked :) How is everything?

[Vision]

Hi guys:wave2:
Sorry Ive been preocupied heheh. Glad Twelves back and returned to find that yall are ded is ranked :) How is everything?

pretty good. It's nice to see you back. I haven't seen you in awhile. I was busy for some time, but of course I never forgot about here. Welcome back for the time being.

[Scorpionz]

He wouldnt be..... no waves up where he is ..... but there was where i used to live... go the Burra, i could have got sponsered for surfing but i didnt win the compitition..... i came forth... :(..... :dry:


When I lived in the Gold Coast I was on a half sponsership with Billabong, In return I had to work at City Beach.

[Lonely Tylenol]

Jeffy:

Me sendie PM.

Readie.

Thankie.

~Tylenol

P.S. Twelve is back? :confused: When did this happen, does this mean I can't talk trash about him anymore, and will he care enough to notice I said I've been talking trash about him?

Find out next week on...

Amazing Lives of Amazing People (starring Lonely Tylenol)

[monkus]

Though slightly belated, welcome back 12. Visit legends more; I'm still in netjak there, representing it proudly :cool:

[ThinkTank]

Though slightly belated, welcome back 12. Visit legends more; I'm still in netjak there, representing it proudly :cool:
Lucky bastard, I'm still trying to get an invite into Netjak there. :dry:

[~GooseR~]

:eek:
If only i was in netjak in the old days on legends ;)

[Hatchet Warrior]

To bad Goosy. I know I sure was back in the old days. I never really left NJ at all on legends anytime I left the clan.

[~GooseR~]

*slaps Hatchy*
Yea i heard you were like an awesome grey or something like that
btw your sig scares me :eek:

[Merdoc.]

HW is one of the oldest grey turts in the game. He is very skilled, and ready to play anyone.

[Hatchet Warrior]

The love thing or the banner?

[ThinkTank]

The love thing or the banner?
Your banner...

[Hatchet Warrior]

I have all the images for banners I want now. How do you think fedder got his? All I need someone to do is size them down. Want one?

[ThinkTank]

I have all the images for banners I want now. How do you think fedder got his? All I need someone to do is size them down. Want one?

No thanks, I'm sticking with the banners that I make myself. :p

[~GooseR~]

I'm good with mine.

TELETUBBY!!!

[Scorpionz]

Well, because Im so cool I want to join NJ. :)

Wait, I haven't got any accounts in banff.

Ill just pretend to be in NJ untill I get 1000 on banff. :)

[Jeffery]

Well, because Im so cool I want to join NJ. :)

Wait, I haven't got any accounts in banff.

Ill just pretend to be in NJ untill I get 1000 on banff. :)


Luckily Netjak has higher standards than just a rating.

[Scorpionz]

What might they be? >.<

[bludhoundz]

A tryout, perhaps.

[Justice]

Tryout is right, and you can't be an ass :)

[~SlayeR~]

I beat Scorp by 9 in a grey game. So i say.... total ownage. Justice where have you been? i havnt seen you in army for ages... :(

[Justice]

I beat Scorp by 9 in a grey game. So i say.... total ownage. Justice where have you been? i havnt seen you in army for ages... :(

I'm on every day? I'm on right now in fact >.<

[~GooseR~]

Lol scorpion.. Hope you make it
Justice is a crafty one >.<!

[Vision]

I'm on everyday for at least sometime. Maybe not for long, but even for a little bit to see how things are going.

[ThinkTank]

I'm on everyday for at least sometime. Maybe not for long, but even for a little bit to see how things are going.

I think I just might be doing the same thing. :)

[Vision]

I have to because when I am on I tend to post. And I lose count of how much I post per day. And sometimes I post too much so I try to conserve posts per day.

[ThinkTank]

I have to because when I am on I tend to post. And I lose count of how much I post per day. And sometimes I post too much so I try to conserve posts per day.

What is the reason for doing such a thing?

[DOCTOR DEVICE]

Total Posts: 213 (1.97 posts per day)

...

Yep, you definitely post WAY too much. ;)

[ThinkTank]

Total Posts: 2,913 (21.90 posts per day)]

Wow, I am such a post whore. ;)

[Vision]

I don't really feel the need to post so much. I usually post in the Netjak.com thread to talk with clanmates. Not really anywhere else because I don't really want to post in those other threads.

[~GooseR~]

Ahh yes the netjak thread. How it became a discussion thread instead recruiting :D
We should really start moving this to the other one.

[Jeffery]

Ahh yes the netjak thread. How it became a discussion thread instead recruiting :D
We should really start moving this to the other one.
Nice try, but you'll fail like all the rest.

[Vision]

People have tried and failed. This time won't make a difference.

[|ReNeGaDe|]

Hey guys, has twelve been on the forums yet...?

[lthlinjction]

Did you try reading back a few pages?

[Jeffery]

Twelve is locked in my basement!

[lthlinjction]

Jeff... I think you may like Twelve a little TOO much.

[Vision]

It doesn't mean he likes him, it just means he's locked...in Jeff's...basement? Wait a minute, that ain't right. You got a point there lthl :)

[ThinkTank]

I really think I should clean out my PM box.

[HorNeT]

eh, it's not THAT bad in Jeff's basement. He's locked me in there.


Once the daily beatings are over, you get to play monopoly with him.

ps: let him win.

[lthlinjction]

ps: let him win.
What's he gonna do if he loses?

Lock you in his basement? Pff!

[meat.eater]

What's he gonna do if he loses?

Lock you in his basement? Pff!

Where do you think his clowns come from?

[Vision]

Where do you think his clowns come from?

His killer clowns live in the basement with you

[HorNeT]

His killer clowns live in the basement with you
Meat and I don't live in the basement anymore.

[lthlinjction]

Where do you think his clowns come from?
He breeds them.

A mix of circus clown, his man juice, and goat.

[HorNeT]

He breeds them.

A mix of circus clown, his man juice, and goat.
You couldn't be more wrong.


Ever wonder why Warcow left? Jeff liked him.

[Vision]

Meat and I don't live in the basement anymore.

How did you survive? I though killer clowns had big knives and chase you until they catch you.

[HorNeT]

Clowns have a weakness, too.

[Vision]

Clowns have a weakness, too.

If you know their weakness, you can tame Jeff :) (expecting a neg from Jeff) :p

[HorNeT]

If you know their weakness, you can tame Jeff :)
Jeff isn't a clown.

[Vision]

Jeff isn't a clown.

are you sure? There are some mysteries in life no one can explain. He may be wearing a human disguise.

[meat.eater]

Jeff is basically my bitch already.

[†frost†]

speaker i hope your think with the wolf clanor w/e works out-Frost

[yall are ded]

Just wanted to advertise my "I'm back tourney" tourney. I hope that netjakers will find it worthy. :p I also wanted to apologize for my absense and epecially to meat,I'mA, LosPollos, and our opponents. I felt bad about leaving your tourney.

Just wanted to throw that out there. This tourney Is my way of apologizing.

[LosPollos]

Just wanted to advertise my "I'm back tourney" tourney. I hope that netjakers will find it worthy. :p I also wanted to apologize for my absense and epecially to meat,I'mA, LosPollos, and our opponents. I felt bad about leaving your tourney.

Just wanted to throw that out there. This tourney Is my way of apologizing.
No need to apologize to Ded or Alive Chickens man, you played very well while you were in it and we weren't even supposed to advance into that round anyways....its just glad to see you back

ps. I'm gonna own your tourny man :cool:

[Scorpionz]

Tryout is right, and you can't be an ass :)

I beat Scorp by 9 in a grey game. So i say.... total ownage. Justice where have you been? i havnt seen you in army for ages... :(


Well, Ive been an ass for the last few days but im over that. I had 6 assignments given to me in 1 day. It was bad.

Stiff, That was an experimental set by me, obviously it was a bad one. :)

So yeah, once I get my stats up on Banff Ill come.

Some loser stole my name on Banff so it will be *Scorpionz* :bigsmile:

[Jeffery]

Jeff is basically my bitch already.
Um, you have it mixed up again.

Now go bake me a pie woman!

[HorNeT]

Um, you have it mixed up again.

Now go bake me a pie woman!
Peach, like always?

[Merdoc.]

I was thinking Cherry.

[KBHoleN1]

I was thinking ... shut the hell up you pansies, stop licking each other's pie holes and get back to mine

[LosPollos]

I was thinking Cherry.
This is the reason you fail at life

[ThinkTank]

This is the reason you fail at life

"One who says another failed at life, failed life himself." -Forgot name

[TheSilverRider]

So how has netjak been while i took some time off?

[ThinkTank]

So how has netjak been while i took some time off?

Wonderful. :cool:

Jeff took us all into his basement and beat us daily. Hella fun. ;)

[Hatchet Warrior]

Hey flip, did you get my banner done?

[ThinkTank]

Hey flip, did you get my banner done?
Yea, I didn't host it yet. Lemme find the damn thing. :dry:

Edit: I found it. Imageshack was down for a few minutes I think. Anyways..
http://img102.imageshack.us/img102/376/hatchetwarrior0er.png
http://img102.imageshack.us/img102/376/hatchetwarrior0er.png

[SnapTooth]

Damn nice banner flip. Lucky you Hatchet. :p

[Merdoc.]

Oh wow, I just noticed that Thinktank is called Flip, I thought you guys were always talking about HW brother. Fools.

[SnapTooth]

Flipnub is Think and i guess Flip is fedder... :huh: or maybe just call him coffin :/

[meat.eater]

Lil_flip is Justice, Flip_Real_Sorry is Coffin Fedder, and Flipside is ThinkTank.

All of whom respond to "flip," all of whom are in, or are obsessed with netjak.

[lthlinjction]

Since when was Justice called Lil_Flip? :confused:

[bludhoundz]

Thats his name from WAY back in the day.

We had a few fun games forever ago, one or two on legends.

Then he came back on banff as like.. Imperial Archer, and now he's Justice.

[Sluff]

Lil_flip is Justice, Flip_Real_Sorry is Coffin Fedder, and Flipside is ThinkTank.

All of whom respond to "flip," all of whom are in, or are obsessed with netjak.

ThinkTank is flipout. Not flipside.

[|ReNeGaDe|]

Blud he was Twin Snake, Slowy's son before that.. he also has another account.

[ThinkTank]

ThinkTank is flipout. Not flipside.

Bingo.

[HorNeT]

Can I be a flipshit?

[Sluff]

Can I be a flipshit?

No. You're HorNeT. There are too many flips. :rolleyes:

[Jax'D]

Hmm, well i am happy :)
I finally got to 1400 and it took 15 days. I will be ranked soon :)

[Death Shot]

Nice Jax'D
Whats with all the rainbows in your sig?...

[tid bits]

how do you have so much rep allready jax'd?
wow that siggy is awsome
also, can the army leader invite my grey name into nj? its tid bits2

[lthlinjction]

http://imgo.darkthrone.com/avatars-beta/1/1672ab1c1ed538ad3763b8334d9ac8c0.gif

This looks a lot like one of the clowns in Jeff's animated avvy. :p

[HorNeT]

Psst, I think they are the same. ;)

[Sluff]

Nice Jax'D
Whats with all the rainbows in your sig?...

It makes it look cooler. :cool:

[Merdoc.]

how do you have so much rep allready jax'd?
wow that siggy is awsome
also, can the army leader invite my grey name into nj? its tid bits2
It's only 1500, you can make that in a day, possibly half a day if your NJ member. ;)

[HorNeT]

It's only 1500, you can make that in a day, possibly half a day if your NJ member. ;)
Why do people think that all NJ members have good rep because of other NJ reps?

[Merdoc.]

Why do people think that all NJ members have good rep because of other NJ reps?
Because you have members like... ED, Gooser, Twelve when he is on. If your a new member, they welcome you with a big fat green box. Now, next topic. Every one enjoying mothers day?

[Cliche]

What he said...

[HorNeT]

Because you have members like... ED, Gooser, Twelve when he is on. If your a new member, they welcome you with a big fat green box. Now, next topic. Every one enjoying mothers day?
Well, from my experience, I never really get any NJ reps.

[Lonely Tylenol]

Well, from my experience, I never really get any NJ reps.

Neither do I, but you don't see me complaining.

Actually, that's a lie. I get the red ones all the time. :smartass:

[yall are ded]

Heeeey wats up LT? Does the mod stick have any fresh blood on it?

[HorNeT]

Neither do I, but you don't see me complaining.

Actually, that's a lie. I get the red ones all the time. :smartass:
lol, I'm not complaining about repp... I'm just wondering why people associate NJ with rep boosting.

[Jax'D]

how do you have so much rep allready jax'd?

Uhh, I don't actually know. I have over 3000 :confused:
Many were nj reps and reps from high repping friends I have made so far.

[HorNeT]

I'll be quiet now. No need to tell me I was wrong.

[Justice]

Ur Wrong!

[Jax'D]

I'll be quiet now. No need to tell me I was wrong.

Haha!

[Hatchet Warrior]

Damn nice banner flip. Lucky you Hatchet. :p
actually I have him the design and what to put on it, he just sized it up and did a few other things.

[Vision]

how do you have so much rep allready jax'd?

Because the rep system is stupid. Anyone can obtain a lot of rep easily. I am a prime example. People rep me for no reason or they send little messages to say hi and stuff. And he is in Netjak so it makes sense.

[ThinkTank]

Because the rep system is stupid. Anyone can obtain a lot of rep easily. I am a prime example. People rep me for no reason or they send little messages to say hi and stuff. And he is in Netjak so it makes sense.

How dare you insult the netjak repping system. :eek:

netjak rep >.<

[Jax'D]

Yeah, and vision just repped me :)
Thanks.
I would get you back but i have to wait 24 hours :dry:

edit: where is my nj rep thinktank ;) just kidding

[~GooseR~]

Oh great the whole rep discussion thing again... someone's gonna get a red bombing spree

[Jax'D]

Why would that be?

[ThinkTank]

Oh great the whole rep discussion thing again... someone's gonna get a red bombing spree

Words0r0rz. :cool:

Son of a...Bottle just left on me on legends. :dry: i needa damn invite!

Edit: Nevermind i got an invite :)

[~GooseR~]

Tell him to wait for me!!!!!!!!

[ThinkTank]

Tell him to wait for me!!!!!!!!
hes here

[Jax'D]

bottle is on at the moment.

[Vision]

How dare you insult the netjak repping system. :eek:

I am less than 100 away from being immortal. Is that right? Be honest. I am ahead of people who rightfully are more respectful than me. Am I really that liked to have rep? Am I respectful enough? Anyone feel free to answer that. And no more rep talk from me.

[ThinkTank]

I am less than 100 away from being immortal. Is that right? Be honest. I am ahead of people who rightfully are more respectful than me. Am I really that liked to have rep? Am I respectful enough? Anyone feel free to answer that. And no more rep talk from me.
You suck. :p

[Jax'D]

I think you are worthy of it, from what I have seen you are a very nice guy.
I gain too much also, I gained over 250 in about 20 minutes :eek:

[~GooseR~]

I am less than 100 away from being immortal. Is that right? Be honest. I am ahead of people who rightfully are more respectful than me. Am I really that liked to have rep? Am I respectful enough? Anyone feel free to answer that. And no more rep talk from me.

Well :rolleyes: If u in netjak.. u gots da goodsss

[Jax'D]

Yeah, seems that way for me :)

[Vision]

I got repped by 5 people today, all of them are immortal. 4 in the last half hour. That ain't right, but oh well. I have a solution. I'll rep those who should be higher than me in rep. It's the least I can do

P.S. This seriously is the last time I talk about rep for now

Let's change the subject. I am making some new grey sets since I still play grey sometimes. Seems...pretty cool...

[~GooseR~]

Well this is my last note as well.
A while back i was very curious how El Cid had more rep than me :p with only 70 something posts.
I was with JW at the time so i guess not everyone would appreciate a Joker's member.
Same situation as Vision and Jax'D
:eek:

[Vision]

This is my last note for the night, I posted too much for now. Just wanted to say lets switch topics because it is safer. I'll see everyone tomorrow.

[~GooseR~]

Hey how bout them chili dogs eh?

[bludhoundz]

Vision, we have yet to play :dry:

[meat.eater]

The entire "netjak rep" notion is retarded. Rep for good posts. Not for being in someones clan.

[yall are ded]

Well this is my last note as well.
A while back i was very curious how El Cid had more rep than me :p with only 70 something posts.
I was with JW at the time so i guess not everyone would appreciate a Joker's member.
Same situation as Vision and Jax'D
:eek:
El Cid pwns us all.

That is all.

[~GooseR~]

*Grabs yall's neck*
Ill pwn j00!!!!
:bye:

[meat.eater]

Um, you have it mixed up again.

Now go bake me a pie woman!

And by "bake me a pie woman!" you mean "smite me down to my inferior resting place, oh holy one!"

Just making sure.

[~GooseR~]

Blah blah blah gooser's so cool. I suck:( blah blah blah BLAH!!!. So yeah there!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Blood And Gore]

I'm not against you meat.eater, but I don't think you should anger jeff. I mean THEE Jeff.
Hmm:huh:


EDIT: Hi goosey, I haven't talked to you for a while:bigsmile:

[LosPollos]

I'm not against you meat.eater, but I don't think you should anger jeff. I mean THEE Jeff. Hmm:huh:
meaty>silly clowns :cool:

Anyways, i need to play more gold games, i have barely played any at all in the last month, lol mostly just grey.....

Oh, and goosy, i'm glad to see you can find ways to entertain yourself :rolleyes:

[ThinkTank]

meaty>silly clowns :cool:

Anyways, i need to play more gold games, i have barely played any at all in the last month, lol mostly just grey.....

Oh, and goosy, i'm glad to see you can find ways to entertain yourself :rolleyes:

I have an easy and inexpensible way to entertain yourself. It may be a little messy, but thats okay.

















Jumping in mud.

[meat.eater]

I'm not against you meat.eater, but I don't think you should anger jeff. I mean THEE Jeff.
Hmm:huh:


Known him for nearly 2 years. I think I'll be alright.

Think of it as a lesson. Sometimes you just have to put your foot down and chain the morons back in their cages.

[Geeky_Bastard]

Known him for nearly 2 years. I think I'll be alright.

Think of it as a lesson. Sometimes you just have to put your foot down and chain the morons back in their cages.
I'm not going back!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lthlinjction]

***Please don't feed the animals. Thank you.***

[Jeffery]

And by "bake me a pie woman!" you mean "smite me down to my inferior resting place, oh holy one!"

Just making sure.
It's a'ight Meat. Let us just sit and ponder on where you got your start as a gold in this world. At the end of the day, we know who made you who you are today. ;)

[~GooseR~]

Mmm only bad memories for me :eek:

[tid bits]

i have lots of bad memerys :D
some of them are quite embarsing
they all happend in school :dry:
LETS FORM A RIOT AND AT THE GOVERNMENT TO END SKOOL!

[Dove]

i have lots of bad memerys :D
some of them are quite embarsing
they all happend in school :dry:
LETS FORM A RIOT AND AT THE GOVERNMENT TO END SKOOL!

I have lots of bad memories, some of which are quite embarrassing, and all of them happened in school. :dry:

Let's incite riots and force the government to end school!

[Twelve]

Are you serious. Did you guys just write four + pages of posts over the weekend.


How come you are panting 12? You're only sitting down, looking for posts and replying to them :p I just played a soccer game and I never went off. I have a reason to be panting, lol. :dry:

Yeah, well...wish America well in the World Cup, though it will be a miracle to get by the first round.

I've been alive for 5,607 wonderful days.

So....how old are you?

Whattup Ya'll!!!

P.S. Twelve is back? When did this happen, does this mean I can't talk trash about him anymore, and will he care enough to notice I said I've been talking trash about him?

Don't worry, I know you haven't REALLY been talking trash about me during my "leave".(at least I didn't see it) As for other people...gwahaha...ah, vengeance is a dish best served cold. ;)

Though slightly belated, welcome back 12. Visit legends more; I'm still in netjak there, representing it proudly

Oh, I'll be there. Good to see you.

If only i was in netjak in the old days on legends

You mean when 99% of Legends belonged to Netjak and Seed didn't exist? Sheesh, those were the bad days.

Twelve is locked in my basement!

*images of Pulp Fiction enters mind*

Jeffery...that's...nasty yo.

So how has netjak been while i took some time off?

Cool. When did you join netjak?

Well, from my experience, I never really get any NJ reps.

Formerly, Hornet found a backdoor way to announce his birthday. Now he is doing the same to get rep. Funny thing is, when I tried to rep him just now, I couldn't.

How dare you insult the netjak repping system.

Shhh. Please keep it a secret that we even have a "netjak repping system" and that we abuse the system so that other people can get angry at our obvious superiority. Please stop.

I am less than 100 away from being immortal. Is that right? Be honest. I am ahead of people who rightfully are more respectful than me. Am I really that liked to have rep? Am I respectful enough? Anyone feel free to answer that. And no more rep talk from me.

How can one BECOME immortal, when he was not once immortal before? If eternity goes forward into infinity, it must by necessity also go backwards.

*This is Twelve spamming*

The entire "netjak rep" notion is retarded. Rep for good posts. Not for being in someones clan.

That's it. I'm tired of Meat being totally honest. I'm going to have to figure out a way to get him out of the leader-ring. Perhaps a coup d'etat is in order.

It's a'ight Meat. Let us just sit and ponder on where you got your start as a gold in this world. At the end of the day, we know who made you who you are today

Oh, smack. Meat, you just got told. You gonna take that?


12

[ThinkTank]

Are you serious. Did you guys just write four + pages of posts over the weekend.




12


Yes we did. We wrote over 700 pages during your ban period I think. :eek:

[~GooseR~]

Ahh yes the old twelve that quotes more than one person in one post...

[El Cid]

I'm trying the www.netjak.com/ website and I'm getting:

This Account Has Been Suspended
Please contact the billing/support department as soon as possible.

After it redirects to:
http://gator11.hostgator.com/suspended.page/

What is up with that? It started happening about 15 minutes ago while I was browsing the Netcave.

[Jeffery]

Yeah, not sure. Netjak.com is run by Search and his staff. rying to get ahold of Twelve right now to double check.

[Justice]

I went there and am getting the same message, no clue what happened.

[Coffin Fedder]

I have lots of bad memories, some of which are quite embarrassing, and all of them happened in school. :dry:

Let's incite riots and force the government to end school!

Why doesn't that suprise me? I have one too many bad memories:dry: But, I have my good memories.:D

Netjakkers shall remember this also.
Just becuase you die, Doesn't mean you are subject to be forgotten...

We will rise to remind you who the dead are... So you will never forget again.

Leave if you value your life.

[Vision]

Be quiet immortal

Anyways, just though I'd drop in and say hi. I have a baseball practice and won't be home until late. Catch you all later.

[~GooseR~]

Shut up you immortal!!!

Immortal fight!! ^_^

[Jeffery]

Inthe end, there can be, ONLY TWELVE!

[lthlinjction]

Is that the first 12 on the members list? :p

Or just Twelve...? :huh:

[Vision]

I am an immortal now as well noobs. I am invincible, I'll take you noobs on. Anyways, g2g to baseball practice.

[~GooseR~]

Let's make him mortal!!
*strips vision of his sexy powers*

[Coffin Fedder]

Let's make him mortal!!
*strips vision of his sexy powers*

I swear too drunk I'm not god. So I beileve I can't do anything about this abusive situation beacuse Goosey is simply going too......

Strip you down of your dignity and wrap you in his special "Tin Foil" and then he will throw you in the cloest until he's man enough too deal with you.
Where's Twelve when you need him?

[Jeffery]

I just spoke to him onthe phone a little bit ago. Would have spoken with Search as well,but SOMEBODY didn;t answer his phone........

[~GooseR~]

pff i deal with ppl in my closet right away... either with my colt 45 or...
tee hee heee heeeeee ^_^ :bigsmile:

[Jeffery]

BTW- I am now officially pissed at Twelve.

Seems a few weekends ago, he was IN MY TOWN. He knew I was in Ohio, but figured Podunk was so crappy it would be nowhere near me.

[ThinkTank]

BTW- I am now officially pissed at Twelve.

Seems a few weekends ago, he was IN MY TOWN. He knew I was in Ohio, but figured Podunk was so crappy it would be nowhere near me.

You just got F'd in the A.

Dont take that seriously

[ironhorse123]

BTW- I am now officially pissed at Twelve.

Seems a few weekends ago, he was IN MY TOWN. He knew I was in Ohio, but figured Podunk was so crappy it would be nowhere near me.

He's only making up reasons why not to see you. ;)

Actually, that's pretty cool that he was that close to you and didn't plan it.

[~GooseR~]

Woohhooohoo He gots to give u some room dawg
Don't want notin goin on in yo hood

[DOCTOR DEVICE]

He's only making up reasons why not to see you. ;)

Actually, that's pretty cool that he was that close to you and didn't plan it.
Me and Uni were in a 1 mile vicinity.

I was in his hometown. :cool:

...No.

[lthlinjction]

BTW- I am now officially pissed at Twelve.

Seems a few weekends ago, he was IN MY TOWN. He knew I was in Ohio, but figured Podunk was so crappy it would be nowhere near me.
Well... this scares me. I also live in Ohio, northeast to be exact... and knowing that Jeff is within 300 miles of me scare the shit out of me. :shocked:

[~GooseR~]

lth if he knocks on the door, you run... run all the way to here and ill get some guns

[Memnarch]

Hey NJ!

[~GooseR~]

Hello Memnarch :bye:
AK will win da war :cool:!!!

[Jax'D]

Well... this scares me. I also live in Ohio, northeast to be exact... and knowing that Jeff is within 300 miles of me scare the shit out of me. :shocked:

Haha! :grin:

[lthlinjction]

lth if he knocks on the door, you run... run all the way to here and ill get some guns
Nah, he's welcome inside... but he's gotta beware of my doggy!

[~GooseR~]

Ugh.. just carry a can of pepper spray just in case.
btw i havent seen him online in a long time.. like besides the forums

[ThinkTank]

Ugh.. just carry a can of pepper spray just in case.
btw i havent seen him online in a long time.. like besides the forums

He was on Legends earlier today. So was bots :)

[~GooseR~]

Damn... i didn't know he like legends too
It's fulla meanies and haxxorsss :o

[ThinkTank]

Damn... i didn't know he like legends too
It's fulla meanies and haxxorsss :o

Legends > j00!

[~GooseR~]

Me > Thinknub

[Coffin Fedder]

God dam you insoulent fools. This will get you too gaze at something for awhile.

*pulls out Jessica Alba* You can't touch if you do, Jeffery or 12 will take your cookie away.

[~GooseR~]

For this situation... *** Please Refer to User title ***

Stop pulling her out unless it's with me only :cool:

EDIT: 2200th post i wish i wrote something more intelligent for it >.<

[ThinkTank]

For this situation... *** Please Refer to User title ***

Stop pulling her out unless it's with me only :cool:

EDIT: 2200th post i wish i wrote something more intelligent for it >.<
I wonder what im going to waste my 3000th post on. :p

[Coffin Fedder]

Wow I've never seen such inconsicity in a clan. I don't mean this in a bad way but my sister "†Frost†" Got negged...... so everyone in the arc is going too neg the person that negged her. I dont mean this in a bad way but rep whores?