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[Jeffery]

See, now Jeff just needs his nap. he gets like this on Tuesday afternoons, before Sesame Street come on.

I think I'll go get his Bottle. Meaning a sarcastic Brit.
Jeff had his nap. He's also had it with smartass young punks who don;t have a damn thing to their name running their dumbass mouths just because mommy and daddy hasn;t whipped their ass as much as they deserve it.

[yall are ded]

I think I'll go get his Bottle. Meaning a sarcastic Brit.
My BABA!!!!:cray:for those of you who dont know.... BABA is baby talk for bottle.

[meat.eater]

EDIT

Alright, jimmeny cricket, Jeff, I'll stop. You're getting more sensitive in your golden years (sorry had to jab one more in there. :))

[lthlinjction]

Piss off the guy that will put a bomb in your mailbox...

Yes... good plan.

[meat.eater]

He's not pissed off... I hope. We do have to work togteher...

[ReTodd]

I don't know what is funnier, the argument or all of the spelling errors. It would be funnier if the horrendous spelling is a running gag rather than the two of you trying to insult each other at speeds approaching the speed of light, so I will just assume the both of you are making an attempt at humor :unsure:

[Jeffery]

I don't know what is funnier, the argument or all of the spelling errors. It would be funnier if the horrendous spelling is a running gag rather than the two of you trying to insult each other at speeds approaching the speed of light, so I will just assume the both of you are making an attempt at humor :unsure:
I make spelling errors every day. People either get over it, or they become douchebags who point it out all the time.

In the end said douchebags simply get ignored.

[Geeky_Bastard]

I don't know what is funnier, the argument or all of the spelling errors. It would be funnier if the horrendous spelling is a running gag rather than the two of you trying to insult each other at speeds approaching the speed of light, so I will just assume the both of you are making an attempt at humor :unsure:
If this was the leader ring then Bottle would burn out correcting everyone :p

[ThinkTank]

These forums are lacking any sort of interesting conversations. It's all assholes who make retarded accounts making retarded comments about retarded people and retarded things. That has to be the most retarded damn times I've ever used retarded in a retarded sentance.

Gosh, I feel so retarded. :dry:

[~SlayeR~]

Your not the only one. :) :rolleyes:

[Jax'D]

No I am not back, just dropping in to say hey to netjak :)

[Eagle24]

Hey Jax Hows It Goin? :bigsmile:

[Cuathon]

lol i got a rep saying congrats on joining Netjak :)

[Jax'D]

From moi :)
Well justice told me 2 days on army that you were in netjak there and I statted you and you were so I repped you with that :confused:

[Cuathon]

lol i didnt technically "join." i just wanted to use your clan chat. btw, twelve has to join x-factor and Jeff has to be made a tao admin. that was part of the deal :)

[Jax'D]

Hah! Owned.

Anyways, I am going again. See you sometime in the future jakkers!

[C.H.I.L.L.]

lol i didnt technically "join." i just wanted to use your clan chat. btw, twelve has to join x-factor and Jeff has to be made a tao admin. that was part of the deal :)


wait are u serious, that umbelievable!!:eek:

[Cuathon]

serious about which part? it would be funny if twelve joined XF(i doubt he will though) but they def wont make Jeff an admin.

if you mean using your chat, that is true. no one from SI army is really active right now. and im too lazy to ask rogue for his pass(leadership for army is on his account,) to recruit new people.

[C.H.I.L.L.]

serious about which part? it would be funny if twelve joined XF(i doubt he will though) but they def wont make Jeff an admin.

if you mean using your chat, that is true. no one from SI army is really active right now. and im too lazy to ask rogue for his pass(leadership for army is on his account,) to recruit new people.

haha, good, that cleared up a bunch.

probably just me and my lack of reading your posts; lead me to think that jeff would become an admin. and 12 went to XF.:rolleyes:

[ThinkTank]

Nacho Cheese!

:dry:

I'm officially TAO's most bored member.

[meat.eater]

If this was the leader ring then Bottle would burn out correcting everyone :p

Thats impossible. He will never burn out on that. He will literally be on his death bed with no voice box correcting people in sign language.

[Merdoc.]

lol i got a rep saying congrats on joining Netjak :)
Ah shit your here to?! ;) Just kidding.

[C.H.I.L.L.]

no, idiots like me just think he is in NJ:dry:

[Coffin Fedder]

no, idiots like me just think he is in NJ:dry:

Nothing wrong with being an idiot, look at me:p

[lthlinjction]

What kind of crap is this? Where's my weekly Hatchet Attack?

Damn nub. :dry: :P

[Coffin Fedder]

What kind of crap is this? Where's my weekly Hatchet Attack?

Damn nub. :dry: :P

All Honesty, I DON'T HAVE A F'IN CLUE WHERE HATCHET IS! Even though I should have a clue like a usual do I don't have a single one right now. Dam imbissile.

[Cuathon]

NJ has a better clan chat

[meat.eater]

All Honesty, I DON'T HAVE A F'IN CLUE WHERE HATCHET IS! Even though I should have a clue like a usual do I don't have a single one right now. Dam imbissile.

Imbissile? Like... a stupid missile?

*You have be shot with an imbissle!*

Imbecile*

[DOCTOR DEVICE]

"*Imbosollen! :mad:"

Rep for the person who knows who said that! :D

[HorNeT]

You. only you could come up with something so stupid. ;)

[Merdoc.]

You. only you could come up with something so stupid. ;)
Ah, I was going to say your monther, but I think you got me. ;)

[Coffin Fedder]

Ah, I was going to say your monther, but I think you got me. ;)

Is a monther like a monkey and a feather mixed?

[Merdoc.]

Is a monther like a monkey and a feather mixed?
Yes, you got it.

[ducky doodoo]

hey! lthl passed jeff in rep! thats kewl!

[Merdoc.]

hey! lthl passed jeff in rep! thats kewl!
I know it is, hows it going ducky? I haven't seen you around for awhile.

[Newgen]

Don't encourage him. He's looking for negs but I won't give him that satisfaction :dry:

[ducky doodoo]

why do youn think i want negs you think i wanyt to to be likr htis neggs i makesm e fell bad to have all these becuse it makes me feel like no one likes me and no one wants me here wich is not kool.

[Newgen]

Please refer to your pikachu CAU and then dissappear.
If you didn't like the negs in all honesty, you probably would've created an alternate account by now.
Imbeciles don't type that poorly, it's clearly intentional.
why do youn think i want negs you think i wanyt to to be likr htis neggs i makesm e fell bad to have all these becuse it makes me feel like no one likes me and no one wants me here wich is not kool.
= Why do you think I want negs, you think I want to be like this negs (I don't even know what the hell you meant by this)? It makes me feel bad to have all of them because it feels like no one wants me here which is not cool.

The red is just you trying too hard to be stupid.
Now I reiterate, dissappear.

[HorNeT]

I think he meant "These negs make me feel bad"

[lthlinjction]

Pos him to blue!

[Newgen]

Nice lthl, he's only got 10 reds now :rolleyes:

[DOCTOR DEVICE]

You. only you could come up with something so stupid. ;)
His name is Brian Regan - and he's the second funniest comedian on the face of this earth, behind of course, the one...the only -

DANE COOK!

[HorNeT]

Ron white.

[DOCTOR DEVICE]

How about no, ya crazy dutch shit.

;)

[my name is...]

i fink netjak r al lyk big nubs hu tri 2 act lyk well ard cos dey r lyk ment 2 b wel respectd i dnt respect netjak 1 idy-widy bit :cool:
i fink u shud al lyk lik ma balls and giv my dik a big ole suck!

[Eagle24]

i fink netjak r al lyk big nubs hu tri 2 act lyk well ard cos dey r lyk ment 2 b wel respectd i dnt respect netjak 1 idy-widy bit :cool:

Ummm....English Please i understood one word from that.

[|ReNeGaDe|]

i fink netjak r al lyk big nubs hu tri 2 act lyk well ard cos dey r lyk ment 2 b wel respectd i dnt respect netjak 1 idy-widy bit :cool:
i fink u shud al lyk lik ma balls and giv my dik a big ole suck!
Lol. Your funny.

[Jax'D]

i fink netjak r al lyk big nubs hu tri 2 act lyk well ard cos dey r lyk ment 2 b wel respectd i dnt respect netjak 1 idy-widy bit :cool:
i fink u shud al lyk lik ma balls and giv my dik a big ole suck!

Translation:

I think netjak are all like big noobs, who try to act like well hard because they are like meant to be well respected. I don't respect netjak one iddy-widdy bit. :cool:
I think you should all like lick my balls and give my dick a big old suck!

I so wish I could neg you.

P.S. I wanna secks you rene :D

[DOCTOR DEVICE]

I so wish I could neg you.
I so wish I could pos him. :wink2:

And Jax, weren't you leaving? You haven't been off one day since making that thread.

:dry:

[Cuathon]

i left you jax'd. dont hate me please. just cyber with me.

on another note, only realist left to cyber with. then i'll have secksed all the mods!!! :)

[meat.eater]

I so wish I could pos him. :wink2:

And Jax, weren't you leaving? You haven't been off one day since making that thread.

:dry:

Welcome to TAO, where people make 14 goodbye threads before actually leaving.

I dont believe we've met. My name is Evan. Make yourself at home.

[DOCTOR DEVICE]

Oh, why thank you for the cheery welcome! :)

I believe me and you could be best frie - hey wait a minute! I know you! You're meat ACTING as if I'm new. And that we haven't met. But we have met! And I'm not new! :bigsmile: Oh so clever. I almost didn't pick up on that!

Hehe, almost fooled me that time, did ya! ;)

[Merdoc.]

Welcome to TAO, where people make 14 goodbye threads before actually leaving.

I dont believe we've met. My name is Evan. Make yourself at home.
I haven't made a goodbye thread ever. ;)

[meat.eater]

Its only a matter of time...

[Merdoc.]

Its only a matter of time...
Never, I just go out with out anyone knowing. ;)

[|ReNeGaDe|]

I haven't made a goodbye thread ever. ;)
Neither have I, Krome's made like 10.

[Merdoc.]

Neither have I, Krome's made like 10.
Have you quit before? Krome, is just addicted to TAO, he try's to quit. But he can't get enough. ;)

[Hatchet Warrior]

I've made a couple, but as you can still see i'm here.

[ReTodd]

The only excuse for quitting TAO is being too damn busy to play, and if you are that busy where do you get the time to keep up with the thread you made :huh:

[Cuathon]

krome is such a loser, ive only amde 9.

[the bird]

hey guys, just stoping in to say hey and to see how netjak is doing.

[Duel]

We do just fine
...so long as no one says or does anything :rolleyes:
Well doodoo's down to one red, that didn't take long at all O_o

[Merdoc.]

krome is such a loser, ive only amde 9.
Ya, around that. ;)

[Jax'D]

Well doodoo's down to one red, that didn't take long at all O_o

Try making that 3 green boxes down to me and woody, lol.

[ReTodd]

hey guys, just stoping in to say hey and to see how netjak is doing.

Netjak is in the process of writing yet another good bye thread:p

I repped doodoo. I try to remove the little red boxes when I feel people are working too hard for them.

[|ReNeGaDe|]

Jax'D whyd you get him green boxes, you should neg him to blue.

[Newgen]

Yeah, just bringing him to neutral was sort of the idea :confused:

[ThinkTank]

Try making that 3 green boxes down to me and woody, lol.

Are you leaving or staying?

[Mitosis]

Are you leaving or staying?

I think he is staying, it looks that way

[Pieface1337]

He already broke his rule.


Didn't he say he would only drop by, and post once or twice a week?

[Jax'D]

Are you leaving or staying?

In between, I only post in this thread.
Okay, neutral? I'll neg him again when I can :)

[ThinkTank]

In between, I only post in this thread.
Okay, neutral? I'll neg him again when I can :)

There is no "In between"

It's you're leaving or staying. :dry:

Whatever. Welcome back.

[Blood And Gore]

Ok, I just came back after a wekk in Cuba, and this is crazy. Death Shot and Vision have been banned! What is going on? Are netjakkers spamming, or just speaking their minds? Jeez, I'm really confused...

EDIT: Btw, I'm becoming permanent single gold on Legends:bigsmile: Soon

[ThinkTank]

Ok, I just came back after a wekk in Cuba, and this is crazy. Death Shot and Vision have been banned! What is going on? Are netjakkers spamming, or just speaking their minds? Jeez, I'm really confused...
Death shot wanted to be banned because he was leaving for a few months. Vision on the other hand...I have no clue. :)

[Blood And Gore]

Ohh.. Death Shot is leaving? Where, and why doesn't he just say goodbye instead of getting banned?

[ThinkTank]

Ohh.. Death Shot is leaving? Where, and why doesn't he just say goodbye instead of getting banned?

He did....try searching. :)

[Blood And Gore]

Sorry... I wasn't thinking. Very nice banner:p My banner is a mario level finished in 10 seconds

[Eagle24]

Heres the thread Blood and Gore: http://tacticsarena.com/forum/showthread.php?t=26917

[Justice]

Eagle, want me to come visit you on GL?

[Eagle24]

Yes Please its only Me and Geeky and flippy. :(

[Kreator]

I just recently joined netjak on Banff and Rev.. So I guess I should stop in to say hi to my NJ buddies :)

[Eagle24]

Hey Kreator Welcome to Netjak and i hope you enjoy your stay here. I guess i will see you around banff and rev :bigsmile:

[Jeffery]

I suggest all you Netjak members more closely look at the forum guidelines that deal with signature size limits, and MAYBE just try and get close to following them.

[Kreator]

Hey Kreator Welcome to Netjak and i hope you enjoy your stay here. I guess i will see you around banff and rev :bigsmile:


Thanks, I'll see you around. :)

[~SlayeR~]

I suggest all you Netjak members more closely look at the forum guidelines that deal with signature size limits, and MAYBE just try and get close to following them.
Errm, is mine to big? ;)

[ReTodd]

I suggest all you Netjak members more closely look at the forum guidelines that deal with signature size limits, and MAYBE just try and get close to following them.

I'll get right on it...as soon as the moderators set an example for a change

The size of E.D's banners are beyond my control.

[ExpectDeath]

ReTodd, send me a p.m. and I'll change the size of yours when I get home from work.

[~GooseR~]

I think ironwhore makes better banners :p

[ReTodd]

I could make the banner smaller if I wanted to but I like the way the gaudy size brings out all the subtle details and screams, "Someone, please notice me!!!".

I am the king banner maker, I'm just too lazy to put any effort into the ones I make:p


A) Keep it to one banner

B) 600 width x 140 height maximum (keep it friendly for our low-res members)

D) No more than 1 or 2 lines in addition to your banner.

This is hysterical. How many gold accounts can claim to follow these guidelines? Even E.D.'s siggy is too big. I will wait for a "warning" from the admins before I take anything else out of mine.

EDIT: Ok, so I took out the mini banner because it was redundant, but I will not give another millimeter.

[HorNeT]

I think that they should change that to if you don't have any text your banner can take up the rest of the space that the text would have taken up.

[Justice]

Check your PM's hornet..

[ThinkTank]

My banner is the size limit. :)

[Jax'D]

I think that they should change that to if you don't have any text your banner can take up the rest of the space that the text would have taken up.

Hmm, same. That would be good.

[~GooseR~]

Hey Jax'D you stuck around to see goosey hit 3000? :cray: i wub u!!

[Jax'D]

Aww, don't cry darlin' :p

[HorNeT]

Jax'd stay in my tourney, because aparently you haven't left. I can see you are still active and can play your games.

[ReTodd]

Hey Jax'D you stuck around to see goosey hit 3000? :cray: i wub u!!

No, Jax'D is staying for good because he is hooked on TAO like fat people are hooked on Krispy Kreme.

[HorNeT]

No, Jax'D is staying for good because he is hooked on TAO like fat people are hooked on Krispy Kreme.
Soo much glazee.....

[Jax'D]

Jax'd stay in my tourney, because aparently you haven't left. I can see you are still active and can play your games.

Which torny? I forgot.

No, Jax'D is staying for good because he is hooked on TAO like fat people are hooked on Krispy Kreme.

Haha! So true...

[HorNeT]

Random All-around Team Tourney

[Jax'D]

Am I in that? Hmm, oh well. Do I need to join a team?

[~GooseR~]

Don't listen to him! You'll probably get ownd anyway :(

[Jax'D]

I, uh, doubt... SHUT UP! ;)

[LosPollos]

I, uh, doubt... SHUT UP! ;)
No worries there, we didn't even have to play :p

Lol, why didn't you leave anyways? Did you miss looking at my sexyness? yeah, i think that's it :cool:

[Jax'D]

I have to answers to that... Want the long one or short one?

[LosPollos]

I have to answers to that... Want the long one or short one?
Meh, wichever, i'm just a bit curious

[Jax'D]

I'll give you the short one...

[Jax'D]

NO!





:p

[Jeffery]

Retodd, I did not specify specific Netjakkers for a reason, but I am dead serious about the ones that had signatures nearing double the limit. I know people don;t follow the guidelines exactly, but when they get as big as some of them were getting, I tend to get irritated.

I don;t care WHO the banner maker is. He who wears a banner accepts responsability for it.

Speaking of irritated, Jax'd, next time you make a leaving thread, you have two choices. Leave, or leave. You wanna be an attention whore, there are plenty of clans that will fit you perfectly.

[Merdoc.]

Ok, well, I have a story to tell you. This is about my computer. :(

I let my brother on the other day to let him play some Warcraft three. He is about to get off, and before he leaves, on MSN he gets this IM from a guy he has never talked to. Heck he doesn't even have him on his fucking contact list. He says he knows him because he played some WC3 with him. He gives him a link. My brother clicks on it. Its all porn. Now your thinking. Heck yes!! Well, yes, but this was diffrent, my brother let in a trojan. Yes, he is a fucking retard. So I deleted his account and hope it doesn't spread to my account.;)

If I'm not on for awhile, you will know why. ;)

[ReTodd]

Retodd, I did not specify specific Netjakkers for a reason, but I am dead serious about the ones that had signatures nearing triplethe limit.
I only singled out E.D. because he has one line of text more than the guidelines allow.
I don;t care WHO the banner maker is. He who wears a banner accepts responsability for it.

You can blame me for my actions, but like most of the others in these forums, I refuse to accept responsibility for my actions. Furthermore, I am never wrong. Ever! If anyone catches me lying, I will edit previous posts and accuse them of misquoting me. My ego is protected by a prismatic sphere with a protection from spells that grants it a +8 resistance bonus:cool:

[Hatchet Warrior]

Um, so does my siggy.

[Kreator]

My siggy ain't all that small. But while we're on the subject of sigs: Who likes my new supa-cool banner made by the supa-coolest banner maker?

[Geeky_Bastard]

Is my sig within the Jeff safe-zone?

[Newgen]

I don't have narrow fingers, but your banner pushes his "4 finger" rule with the additional text.
http://tacticsarena.com/forum/showthread.php?t=19621&highlight=signature

[Jax'D]

Speaking of irritated, Jax'd, next time you make a leaving thread, you have two choices. Leave, or leave. You wanna be an attention whore, there are plenty of clans that will fit you perfectly.

I have already said in the leaving thread. I was at first going to leave... then thought it over and decided to come back, if you have a problem with that and think I am an "attention whore" then that is your deal. I also noticed due to you thinking I am an attention whore, you threatened my position in netjak, how very sad of you.

[meat.eater]

Jeffery doesnt and didnt threaten. Any time anyone is expelled from netjak, its their own folley, not a leaders nor Jeffery's.

Jeffery happens to be the main FPS leader. Back-talking him wont really accomplish anything either.

Remember: Netiquette. everything you do reflects on our clan. We dont take that lightly.

(This is not a threat. We do cherish your membership, nor do we want you t leave any time soon. Its simply a statement of our policy.)

[Jax'D]

Oh, I see... Sorry jeff.

[meat.eater]

"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Jax'D again."

:)

[Jax'D]

"You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later."

:dry:

[~SlayeR~]

Meat and Jax, you posted them why exactly? o.O
And also "Jax" are you still playign in the Random tourney with geek, justice and i? ;)

[Jax'D]

Yes, I am. I see we are through to the next round already :)

[† Bubacik †]

hehehe, I'm in round 2 too ... with GOOSEY !!! :p. ( +ironhorse & bird :P )

[~SlayeR~]

Just hope you don't play our team, bubo... :p :rolleyes:

[Jax'D]

YEAH! ph34r! :*ph34r2:
Lets stop the spam now, eh?

[Twelve]

I love you guys. I really do. But there's NO WAY that I can read all of the posts from the week that I was gone. This is clearly the most active thread on these forums, and for that I'm proud...but...I can't do a week. A weekend? Yes. But a week? No...no....

Anyways, my "interview" went really, really well. I was called to do things that I never did before, asked to bear responsibility like never before. There were so many lives in my hands...and I was quite nervous at times. But I calmed myself with the knowledge that God would not give me anything that I cannot handle...and I passed every challenge.

NETJAK WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!

Meanwhile, if I missed any important points in this thread during the past week, please bring them up again so that I can refer to them.

Let's go, crew!!!

12

[Jax'D]

Congrats, 12. What exactly was your interview for?

[ExpectDeath]

Welcome back 12. Glad to hear that the interview went well man.

[bobo99]

how the heck is this SOOO long i meen who in there right mind would read 1292 pages lol

[Jax'D]

Quiet you... He didn't mean all the pages... Moron :dry:

[ReTodd]

I don't have narrow fingers, but your banner pushes his "4 finger" rule with the additional text.
http://tacticsarena.com/forum/showthread.php?t=19621&highlight=signature

Whose fingers are we talking about? It just makes the four finger rule on my screen and from what I hear, Geeky has some serious meathooks as well.

http://img103.imageshack.us/img103/214/4fingers6zj.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Congrats, 12. What exactly was your interview for?



Anyways, my "interview" went really, really well. I was called to do things that I never did before, asked to bear responsibility like never before. There were so many lives in my hands...and I was quite nervous at times. But I calmed myself with the knowledge that God would not give me anything that I cannot handle...and I passed every challenge.


Umm...Airtraffic Contoller;)

[Newgen]

Your banner is actually within the restrictions of that "4 finger" rule.

[ReTodd]

Your banner is actually within the restrictions of that "4 finger" rule.

My banner is within the 3 finger rule:)

[Newgen]

I estimate your fingers are 1/16 of inch wider than mine.

[meat.eater]

My banner is within the 3 finger rule:)

Whole siggy is 4 finger widths.

Keep it in mind for those peopel with slower computers. They dont just make up rules for no reason.

[Blood And Gore]

My fellow Netjakkers. I have come upon a great problem. The problems name is Judgement. We have completeley lost our place in legends. Now I am aware that this is the 4 server forum, but I know some of you have a gold or grey in legends.Almost all of the top 100 are in Judgement clan. They have become very powerful over the last few weeks. I can offer an idea. I don't know how many of you will agree, but we should concentrate a bit more on legends. Or we could get some Judgementers to join netjak, but for any of this to happen, we will need our great leader back. Twelve. If any of you are able to contact him, please do. Or if any leaders are able to do something, we are able to discuss a plan right here. Thank you.



Blood

[DOCTOR DEVICE]

Whoa whoa whoa.

Slow down a little bit.

So your strategy is to recruit good players, and add them to NJ?

Did I get that right!?

...

What kinda idiot are you!? That's ridiculous! It's radical! It's CRAZY! And by god, it's downright stupid!

Think before posting next time! :mad::mad::mad:

...:mad:

[Anarchy_United]

Whoa whoa whoa.

Slow down a little bit.

So your strategy is to recruit good players, and add them to NJ?

Did I get that right!?

...

What kinda idiot are you!? That's ridiculous! It's radical! It's CRAZY! And by god, it's downright stupid!

Think before posting next time! :mad::mad::mad:

...:mad:
yahh! listen to the 11 year old!

[ReTodd]

Obviously, Blood and Gore is not a spokesman for Netjak.com. If he had checked the Netcave or the fine forums here at TAO today he would know that Twelve has already returned from his life outside of TAO and that the clan runs quite well when he is not posting in the forums.

[DOCTOR DEVICE]

yahh! listen to the 11 year old!
Yahh! Listen to the baby-eater who can't even get the youngin's age right!!

[Jeffery]

My fellow Netjakkers. I have come upon a great problem. The problems name is Judgement. We have completeley lost our place in legends. Now I am aware that this is the 4 server forum, but I know some of you have a gold or grey in legends.Almost all of the top 100 are in Judgement clan. They have become very powerful over the last few weeks. I can offer an idea. I don't know how many of you will agree, but we should concentrate a bit more on legends. Or we could get some Judgementers to join netjak, but for any of this to happen, we will need our great leader back. Twelve. If any of you are able to contact him, please do. Or if any leaders are able to do something, we are able to discuss a plan right here. Thank you.



Blood
B&G, please take time to learn about that which you attempt to speak of.

Learn the history of the clans you speak of. Then learn how things have been in those clans for the longest of time. Then, when you have done that, try and learn about that which you want to try and plead.


There has been no "recent" domination by Judgement. Omega had gotten all the accounts up on the board a LONG time ago. Also, the leaders are well aware, more so than you probably ever will be, of the current state there, and will continue to do what is needed to ENJOY THE GAME, not attempt to dominate a silly ranking sheet.

As a last note, there are plenty of places where things are discussed about clan policy. And in these forums is not on of them.

[Mitosis]

anyways, how's everyone doing? I haven't been here often due to exams, but they are done on wednesday so I'll be on more often. And Jeff, good thread.

[Jax'D]

And Jeff, good thread.

Mmhmm, coming from the rep whore ;) :bigsmile:

[Twelve]

Congrats, 12. What exactly was your interview for?

"Youth Minister". I know this clarifies nothing...but...I would basically get paid to help other people, in this case those of high school age.

In other words...I would get PAID to have a bunch of people over and play video games.

Of course...those are the times when it's easy.

Umm...Airtraffic Contoller

When I was asked to drive that huge van filled with 12 kids through Oklahoma City...man, if felt like that.

My fellow Netjakkers. I have come upon a great problem. The problems name is Judgement. We have completeley lost our place in legends. Now I am aware that this is the 4 server forum, but I know some of you have a gold or grey in legends.Almost all of the top 100 are in Judgement clan. They have become very powerful over the last few weeks. I can offer an idea. I don't know how many of you will agree, but we should concentrate a bit more on legends. Or we could get some Judgementers to join netjak, but for any of this to happen, we will need our great leader back. Twelve. If any of you are able to contact him, please do. Or if any leaders are able to do something, we are able to discuss a plan right here. Thank you.

Dude, are you only now noticing this? hahaha.

When Omega hijacked our clan over there, it was rough. But we're back on our feet again, and they're not so ahead of us as they think. All of their top accounts are played by one person. I have been strategically and patiently dealing with Judgement for quite some time now. They are a formidable opponent, all of them Netjak-trained, but we WILL win.

It won't be a microwave victory, though...this kind of battle will require the Crock-Pot.

Thank you for your post, but the leadership is well aware of the situation.

12

[Jax'D]

Isn't it as simple as "/own Judgement"? ;)

[deleryn]

I miss the netcave :(
it was fun to watch clan development

Anyways, was there any special reason you wanted my arse back in netjak Jax'd? I'm waiting for someone to come along in Army with an invite as we speak. Which one is CaM-W again? Yea, he had chatfilter on.

Anyways, 1421!!! I might be ranked.

[Coffin Fedder]

Yahh! Listen to the baby-eater who can't even get the youngin's age right!!

Oo, your sure postive, please I know I haven't been around as much as I use too be but DAMN! I'm tired of reading some of your completely worthless post. No offense or anything.

[ExpectDeath]

I miss the netcave :(
it was fun to watch clan development

Anyways, was there any special reason you wanted my arse back in netjak Jax'd? I'm waiting for someone to come along in Army with an invite as we speak. Which one is CaM-W again? Yea, he had chatfilter on.

Anyways, 1421!!! I might be ranked.

caM-W = W-Mac.

He ALWAYS has chat filter on.

[bludhoundz]

Isn't it as simple as "/own Judgement"? ;)
Unfortunately that isn't a command that Seed programmed into the game.

Thus through "/own Judgement," you could say you owned Judgement, but it wouldn't mean much :p

[~SlayeR~]

Owning Judgement would take quite a team of elite players ..... ;)

[Jeffery]

Owning Judgement would take quite a team of elite players ..... ;)
If you could just get rid of Omega, the other three players are easier to handle.

[~SlayeR~]

Yeah true, but Galaxy, Seoren and AC are still no easy target.... ;)

[Twelve]

If you could just get rid of Omega, the other three players are easier to handle.

Lol...well the Legends momentum is finally on the roll. All of the new leaders there were gunshy in the beginning, but now they're all starting to find their own groove. Let's hope they all mesh...but all three of them are good dudes, along with Bottle and I.

12

[Jax'D]

Unfortunately that isn't a command that Seed programmed into the game.

Thus through "/own Judgement," you could say you owned Judgement, but it wouldn't mean much :p

Haha!
So I owned judgement then? :p
I should get to playing at legends again. My stats aren't even passed 1100 and I'm double-gold :confused:

[Newgen]

I don't play but there often anymore but I haven't allowed myself to drop below 1400 :bad:
Perhaps I should start now that the rankings aren't so stacked anymore.

[Jax'D]

I should get on there a represent.

NETJAK STRONG!

[Merdoc.]

I have a double gold in Legends, I don't even use it. ;)

[meat.eater]

Mmhmm, coming from the rep whore ;) :bigsmile:

*cough*

[Hatchet Warrior]

If you could just get rid of Omega, the other three players are easier to handle.
That isn't very true, Galaxy and Seoren seemed to get alot better since the last time I played them.

[Jax'D]

*cough*

You're implying that I am a rep whore?
So Galaxy and Seoren are good?

[Coffin Fedder]

You're implying that I am a rep whore?
So Galaxy and Soeren are good?

Galaxy could beat me easily and Soeren I've played once and did well agasint him, 4 units but a dragon and and knight and scout are pretty hard too kill with a cleric muddy and scout which are all 2 health pretty much.

[Geeky_Bastard]

Jax'd, Seoren and Galaxy could both beat you easily.... no offense they are simply very good.

[Jax'D]

I wasn't disputing that, I was just simply asking whether or not they are good, not if they would own me.

[~SlayeR~]

Yes they are, you should know that, you been around alot longer then what your join date says. :p ;)

[Hatchet Warrior]

Yes he has been, but he never traveled to legends that I can remember. The only other places the Omega's have played are banff, GL and rev. They were on different accounts at the time, but it still counts.

[Twelve]

Galaxy and Seoren are good, but not of the class of Omega...not at all. Omega is possibly the only player I know who can do a move that I actually don't understand...and then I will see later that it was that move that killed me. His style is very abstract. Not saying that this style is the best style, because Bottle is as good as Omega yet I see the logic behind all of Bottle's moves.

12

[Hatchet Warrior]

Play Omega in turtles once. It is very entertaining if you are a good turt player.

[Twelve]

Have a nice weekend, brothas and sistahs! Seeya Monday!

12

[Hatchet Warrior]

You have a good weekend too, just don't hurt yourself like I will ;) .

[deleryn]

Have a nice weekend, brothas and sistahs! Seeya Monday!

12

Twelve! You were supposed to let me back in the netcave again. :(

[Jeffery]

Twelve! You were supposed to let me back in the netcave again. :(
Cave is temporarily barracaded. We'll let you in once the entrance is dug back out.

[ReTodd]

Cave is temporarily barracaded. We'll let you in once the entrance is dug back out.

Don't waste your time...They will just drop another bunker buster as soon as we get our center of operations up and running again. I volunteer surge to complete this pointless endeavor.

*hands surge a shovel*

Get to work young man. If all God wanted you to do was sit around clicking a mouse all day, he would have only given you one arm instead of two.

[deleryn]

Don't waste your time...They will just drop another bunker buster as soon as we get our center of operations up and running again. I volunteer surge to complete this pointless endeavor.

*hands surge a shovel*

Get to work young man. If all God wanted you to do was sit around clicking a mouse all day, he would have only given you one arm instead of two.


My stats r hier tan joors!!! :p XD

edit: in case anyone didn't notice, jk

[Newgen]

You must be proud of yourself :p

[Jax'D]

Nice, deleryn. Almost as high as me and im gold!

[Woodland]

Galaxy and Seoren are good, but not of the class of Omega...not at all.

12
Twelve, did you know Seoren taught everything that Shin knows?

[Asianpride55]

I just wanted to congraduate netjak on all the success the clan has. It will stay strong very many years.

P.S. I like your siggy

[DOCTOR DEVICE]

P.S. I like your siggy
If he only had a brain...

[Geeky_Bastard]

Twelve, did you know Seoren taught everything that Shin knows?
A student can surpass the teacher and I'm pretty sure Twelve knows more about them than you since he's known them for longer....

[Justice]

Twelve, did you know Seoren taught everything that Shin knows?

Did you know that nobody gives a shit who taught who what? Shin is better...and your statement was just a random display of idiocy..

[|ReNeGaDe|]

Jusstice holy shit, your 1700 congrats bro.

[Jax'D]

Yeah, shin is probably the best player TAO has seen besides bottle.
Congrats on 1700+ Justice (again).

[~SlayeR~]

How long has Justice been gold for playign on that name?

[Justice]

Since December 2005. Thats when I answered the first 'Army Roll Call' and made a gold there, in the process binding my fate to Armageddon for eternity =(

[Jax'D]

Which has now to lead to superior superiority over all those n00bs! :p

[~SlayeR~]

Since December 2005. Thats when I answered the first 'Army Roll Call' and made a gold there, in the process binding my fate to Armageddon for eternity =(

I didn't know you played for that long... xD I have played for longer though. :p

[Hoolwath]

http://www.tacticsarena.com/forum/showthread.php?t=27099

Truth?

[Jeffery]

Hoolwath, go hang with the gossipy old ladies, mmkay?

[boogieman]

I need 1000 to join on my grey, right? So if I join on my Banff grey, that doesn't mean that I can join on Rev with my gold... am I correct? Or does my Banff gold have to be on Netjak?

[Jeffery]

We prefer you join with your main account on your real server before joining Rev.

[Jax'D]

http://www.tacticsarena.com/forum/showthread.php?t=27099

Truth?

Hmm, interesting?

[Hoolwath]

Are you Krome?

Yes or No.

[Jeffery]

If it was your business, he'd tell you. But seeing as it is none of your business, he doesn;t have to tell you shit.

Now go away.

[Jax'D]

Hahaha! Thanks, jeff :)

[Hoolwath]

I take that as an answer.

[Jax'D]

As a yes or a no?

[Newgen]

I didn't know you played for that long... xD I have played for longer though. :p
You mean longer on army? Because Justice has definitely been around for ages.

[HorNeT]

I don't remember Justice from when I first started.

hmm, has he used the same name for all of his career?

[Jax'D]

Nah, I asked him that not long ago. Apparently his first ever name was Lil_flip.

[Newgen]

Lil flip, Imperial Archer, among other things...

[ThinkTank]

Hi. :)

I love taking breaks from the forums. Everybody should atleast get away from these forums for a week. Trust me, you'll feel A LOT better.

[Coffin Fedder]

Yes flip, I agree with you o so much! Where the hell do you think I've been as of late! AWAY FROM THE DAMN FORUMS. not too mean or anything......... But, what have I missed so faR?

[Jax'D]

You've missed the coming out of me being Xenon...
And...
Nothing else really...

[Blood And Gore]

Hello Netjak:)

I haven't posted for a really long time now. I just got a bit bored I guess. Now that I'm a bit bored of TAO, I might not become gold. I have some doubts about it. I need to try it out for a month to see if its worth becoming gold forever. You know the $10.00 USD for permanent single gold on legends. It'd be awesome if someone upgraded me for 1 month.:p Well, how's everybody doing?

[Jeffery]

You've missed the coming out of me being Xenon...
And...
Nothing else really...
Just remember to stay the way you are now, and not be baited into your old behavior, and everything be a'ight.

[Hugh Junit]

Hello Netjak:)

I haven't posted for a really long time now. I just got a bit bored I guess. Now that I'm a bit bored of TAO, I might not become gold. I have some doubts about it. I need to try it out for a month to see if its worth becoming gold forever. You know the $10.00 USD for permanent single gold on legends. It'd be awesome if someone upgraded me for 1 month.:p Well, how's everybody doing?


Wow.
Just.......wow.

[Madars]

Wow.
Just.......wow.

WTF! You're not a mod anymore! :eek:

[Jeffery]

WTF! You're not a mod anymore! :eek:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v290/kpropain/FLAME%20PICS/wow_no_shit_friday.jpg

[Madars]

hahahahahaha..you're so wonderful Jeffery.

[Jeffery]

hahahahahaha..you're so wonderful Jeffery.
http://www.messengermods.com/data/thumbnails/13/wuv_you_too.gif

[Coffin Fedder]

hahahahahaha..you're so wonderful Jeffery.

Yes, Jeffery is wonderful in so many excellent ways! Great poster a smart ass in most of them but has the greatest point in most of them.

[Digis Online]

Yes, Jeffery is wonderful in so many excellent ways! Great poster a smart ass in most of them but has the greatest point in most of them.
You sound like a paid advertisement.

[Coffin Fedder]

You sound like a paid advertisement.

Well, atleast I didn't say this. Jeffery doesn't deserve too post on these forums. He's a freaking peice of shit that got stacked too high for his self? Which you rather me say something like that. (Jeffery Didn't mean that)

[KBHoleN1]

I like pie, and lots of it. A nice custard filling right to the face. Kersplat!

[Kreator]

I like Jeffery... Just stay on his good side, and you won't have a problem with him :). If you mean his rep: He has 20,000+ posts, there must be something smart in there (mostly just smart ass)

EDIT: PIE IS DA PWNz0rz!11!!!!!

[Digis Online]

I like pie, and lots of it. A nice custard filling right to the face. Kersplat!
Love it.

I like Jeffery to, he knows alot of things people don't. Most people think he is mean when he flames. But if you listen to him you will go far. Besides, Jeff goes beyond the call of duty. :)

[Coffin Fedder]

Love it.

I like Jeffery to, he knows alot of things people don't. Most people think he is mean when he flames. But if you listen to him you will go far. Besides, Jeff goes beyond the call of duty. :)

Yes he does, but you, you go behind enemy lines,

[Digis Online]

Yes he does, but you, you go behind enemy lines,
Yes, yes I do.

[Jax'D]

Just remember to stay the way you are now, and not be baited into your old behavior, and everything be a'ight.

:eek:
WOW! I thought you would still hate me or whatever. Not say that. Anyway, I am not planning to go back to my old ways and will not either, so everything should be a'ight.
Am I still allowed to be in netjak, now that you know im xenon?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v290/kpropain/FLAME%20PICS/wow_no_shit_friday.jpg

Lmao!

[ReTodd]

Am I still allowed to be in netjak, now that you know im xenon?

I would argue that technically, you are not xenon since your behavior has been entirely different. Good work practicing self restraint, once you are an ass it is hard to change your ways.


I like Jeffery too... Most people think he is mean when he flames.
And the master of the obvious award goes to: "I can't believe it, Digis Online!"
Of course people are mean when they flame. That is the whole idea. Can anyone think of an example of someone who is not "a big ole meanie" when they flame?

[Jax'D]

I would argue that technically, you are not xenon since your behavior has been entirely different. Good work practicing self restraint, once you are an ass it is hard to change your ways.

Yeah, believe me it is hard, but, it seems I have been able to do it :)
But, afraid to say, yes, I am Xenon.
Seems the change has worked out for me :)

[DOCTOR DEVICE]

I mean, you're sure as hell not the same retarded asshole...

...But you kiss up far too much for my liking. Not to mention your 12 posts in the "Give the person above you rep" thread.

:dry:

[Jax'D]

Well, most of those were stating that I gave the person above me a neg :)
Then again, I got only 1 rep from posting in that thread. Like I said, I no longer care about rep. It has had me in a lot of trouble in the past.

[Hatchet Warrior]

Now Jax'd, if you keep with the way your going, you'll stay a jakker, but as soon as you go back to your old ways, you are out of here.:cool:

[Jax'D]

Seems like a fair deal to me :)

[ReTodd]

Allow me to shamelessly plug my new thread, ReTodd's Advice Thread.

http://www.tacticsarena.com/forum/showthread.php?t=27115

If DD take the advice I gave him, it should improve the quality of this thread and the entire forums here. My goal is to practice my advice skills and help people out while hopefully improving the quality of the forums.

[Coffin Fedder]

Allow me to shamelessly plug my new thread, ReTodd's Advice Thread.

http://www.tacticsarena.com/forum/showthread.php?t=27115

If DD take the advice I gave him, it should improve the quality of this thread and the entire forums here. My goal is to practice my advice skills and help people out while hopefully improving the quality of the forums.

You really want that thread too be succesful don't you?

[DOCTOR DEVICE]

Allow me to shamelessly plug my new thread, ReTodd's Advice Thread.

http://www.tacticsarena.com/forum/showthread.php?t=27115

If DD take the advice I gave him, it should improve the quality of this thread and the entire forums here. My goal is to practice my advice skills and help people out while hopefully improving the quality of the forums.
Thanks todd! :bigsmile:

I already wrote about this one encounter with an old lady. Bitch cut me in line. Sucker-punched the whore and made off with her purse.

:cool:

[DOCTOR DEVICE]

Lag.

[lthlinjction]

Now Jax'd, if you keep with the way your going, you'll stay a jakker, but as soon as you go back to your old ways, you are out of here.:cool:
Seems quite like a threat to me... ;)

Though, that's the way you want it I suppose.

[Hatchet Warrior]

Yes it's a threat, no-one really liked how he acted back then.

[lthlinjction]

(Where's my Hatchet attack?)

I should be listening to it when I'm eating my bagel and toast in the morning!

[Hatchet Warrior]

The Hatchet Attack will be coming in about 30 minutes to an hour.

[Jax'D]

Well... I assure I will not be going back to my old ways.

[Coffin Fedder]

The Hatchet Attack will be coming in about 30 minutes to an hour.

Then. where's are damn hatchet attack fatty?

[Mitosis]

Then. where's are damn hatchet attack fatty?

very soon, most likely

[Newgen]

Hey, he's only 4½ hours late!

[Coffin Fedder]

I was thinking about this early on but, I miss Pixel:(

[VAMP7]

looks like a close one

[Digis Online]

And the master of the obvious award goes to: "I can't believe it, Digis Online!"
Of course people are mean when they flame.
Hey, look at Coffin, he try's, but he it just makes people laugh. :p

[ReTodd]

Hey, look at Coffin, he try's, but he it just makes people laugh. :p
Hey, look at Digis, he try's, but he it just makes people laugh with his incoherent posts. :p

[Digis Online]

Hey, look at Digis, he try's, but he it just makes people laugh with his incoherent posts. :p
Ah, you got me this time. Well played.

[Coffin Fedder]

Hey, look at Coffin, he try's, but he it just makes people laugh. :p

Hey Look at Digis, hes Rude! But what the hell! We all love the guy!

[Digis Online]

Hehe, I wasn't trying to be rude. It was a little joke. Don't worry, you don't suck at flaming.

[Jax'D]

Hey, how y'all doing?

[m@rs]

Hehe, I wasn't trying to be rude. It was a little joke. Don't worry, you don't suck at flaming.

LOL that was worth a pos rep.:bigsmile:

[Newgen]

lol it would've been, except you're 9 posts short of being able to pos or neg.

[m@rs]

lol word man i keep forgetting about that

[Newgen]

Post 8 more times and it won't be a problem ever again :D

[m@rs]

looks like im going to have to, anyways been awhile since geeky posted here, where a post whore when you need one?