Netjak.com

[T3km4n]

No.

[Twelve]

I hate to be the one to break this to you, Tek.
The new banner blows.
Sorry, amigo.
:cool:

lol...

Well, I don't know if it blows, but certainly the Tk3SHIZZLE one was WAY better.


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[Jonspen]

Aye thAR SHE BLOWS! [/irony]

[Twelve]

I just want to rub it in TK3's face that MY NETJAK THREAD is the most viewed clan thread in the history of clan threads.

Thank you.

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[Jeffery]

Like I said over there. Whoever pays me the most will win.

I mean, I have more posts than all of the rest of netjak added together. :)

[Twelve]

The Second Grey Netjak Tourney.

Details here:

http://netjak.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=4318


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[Jonspen]

Like I said over there. Whoever pays me the most will win.

I mean, I have more posts than all of the rest of netjak added together. :)


Notice how we joined at the same time....Oh yea! I went to legends for 9 months didn't I?

DUH!

:D

[dim]

Jeffery sir are you sure you have more posts than all of netjak combined. I mean I know you and Bootsie are chassing down APZ but there are quite a few peole in netjak including yourself last time I checked sir.

[007 GOD]

Can I Join Ur Clan?
Stats: 1000+

[Bottle]

Stats mean dip. Skill and personality is what matters to join a good clan.

[T3km4n]

Well, I lost the T3kshizzle file, but I will remake that soon, but I will still be a pirate.

Gyar.

[Hugh Junit]

This is a big improvement from the old banner,Tek. I like the Jolly Roger but SHIZZLE is still your best.

[Jonspen]

Shizzle Ma Nizzle Aye?!?!?!

[Twelve]

Can I Join Ur Clan?
Stats: 1000+

What server are you in? And are you grey or gold?

(and are you really Nero??? THE Nero??? If that's the case, you KNOW you dont' have to ask to join...it's an open door for you)

Also Bottle, stats don't mean "dip". This isn't a rainbow-care bears-friendly-friend clan. Personality and coolness is most important, but throwing away a standard of excellent gameplay is how you go the way of the dinosaur.

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[Jonspen]

Also Bottle, stats don't mean "dip". This isn't a rainbow-care bears-friendly-friend clan. Personality and coolness is most important, but throwing away a standard of excellent gameplay is how you go the way of the dinosaur.

Word. :cool:

[Jeffery]

Yeah, but you don;t have the power to hang with me in posting. I bet I am the only person besides Third that actually concerns Bottle with my massive posting.
If Bottle just dropped his ass out of school he could be on more......

[Jonspen]

Aye, me too.

[Hugh Junit]

I mean, I have more posts than all of the rest of netjak added together. :)

This got me thinking, so I decided to check it out.
Sorry, Jeff.
We all know you're the post-master, but you're WAY off.
Peep this!

Post Counts
T3km4n-2424
Twelve-1717
Hugh Junit-1238
dim-1189
BlackSyphon-708
iron-rain-694
Jonspen-633
Leigh-513
psychofireman-405
search66-393
WaCk-HeAd-384
Catra-357
Frylock-313
roody poo-288
Medemia-274
old_man_killer-201
The Prophet-198
tabula rasa-191
Jolly Rancher-152
MeMeMe-147
Hatchet Warrior-119
Clacker-102
nomar-98
TheAdmiraly-63
the hitman-51

Total-13135
Jeffery's total-6261

You're about halfway there, buddy. Still, that's a hell of a lot of posts. :cool:

[Hatchet Warrior]

Whats been happening while I have been gone you guys? :cool:

[T3km4n]

Hey, that sucks.
Jeff, you ruined it.
Before you joined, I was the highest poster in netjak.
Now I am just second level, like my playing skills.
You are trying to lower my self esteem aren't you?

[Twelve]

This got me thinking, so I decided to check it out.
Sorry, Jeff.
We all know you're the post-master, but you're WAY off.
Peep this!

Post Counts
T3km4n-2424
Twelve-1717
Hugh Junit-1238
dim-1189
BlackSyphon-708
iron-rain-694
Jonspen-633
Leigh-513
psychofireman-405
search66-393
WaCk-HeAd-384
Catra-357
Frylock-313
roody poo-288
Medemia-274
old_man_killer-201
The Prophet-198
tabula rasa-191
Jolly Rancher-152
MeMeMe-147
Hatchet Warrior-119
Clacker-102
nomar-98
TheAdmiraly-63
the hitman-51

Total-13135
Jeffery's total-6261

You're about halfway there, buddy. Still, that's a hell of a lot of posts. :cool:


Doh!!

Jeff!! What are you going to do about the detailed schooling Hugh just laid out for you? hahahaha...

Anyways, Hatchet....all history is laid out in this thread to read if you want to know what happened. Honestly, nothing much really.

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[***Duo***]

So jeff is single handedly taking on all those posters??
Wow...
Good luck jeff... :)


-Duo

[Jeffery]

WOW. Well. I will admit defeat.
But considering I have almost half as many posts as the rest of the clan......

I done good!

[Jonspen]

WOW. Well. I will admit defeat.
But considering I have almost half as many posts as the rest of the clan......

I done good!

Heh. :cool:

[Jeffery]

BTW, I can also get a threads post count by just pissing of Walrus so he spends a day posting every 30 seconds to yell at me.

[Jonspen]

Hahahahahhaahh!

[Bottle]

Hey Jeff, how about we combine our post counts to take on these netjak losers? ;)

[The X-Treme]

Jeff and Bottle joining together? *cough* BS *cough*

Besides Bottle aren't most of your post just to reassure yourself that your the greatest.*cough* damn I must be coming down with something

[Bottle]

No, most of my posts are me having fun. :)

[Jonspen]

Say's the one who used to have a [brag] tag in his sig.....

[Bottle]

That was fun too. :cool:

Jonspen, I just pwned you on the furgon use thread. Take a look. :)

[MANSLAUGHTER1]

No bottle most of your posts are yelling at me.

[Bottle]

Nah, I'd say only about 3% of my posts are yelling at you. :)

[MANSLAUGHTER1]

Ya I know I was exaggerating a little.

[Jonspen]

That was fun too. :cool:

Jonspen, I just pwned you on the furgon use thread. Take a look. :)

No you didn't...You take a look now.

[Jonspen]

http://img121.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img121&image=FurgonLovesNJ.png

I got bored :cool:

[dim]

Nah Bottle owes probably 25% of his post to the netjak thread itself or clan netjak in general you see I still remember a time when Bootsie was preoccupied with a certain newb in the forums and was staying awake late into the night just to make sure that the newb did not have the last post on anything.
WHAT WAS THAT GUYS NAME?? :?:

OH YEAH THAT WAS ME
WILL LUCKILY FOR YOU AND JEFF I CAN ONLY POST FROM SCHOOL OR A FRIENDS BUT I THINK I HAVE IT LICKED NOW YOU SEE I AM AT HOME AND HAVE FIGURED A WAY TO BYPASS THE FILTER.
If I go ino the IE setting and choose LAN then I can bypass everything HELL YA Watch out Hugh 100+ to go 4th is all mine then 12 sir I am coming for you. hehe

[Jonspen]

You could have atleast commented on my s/s, it took me 30 mins to do that.

[WaCk-HeAd]

You could have atleast commented on my s/s, it took me 30 mins to do that.

Stop asking for attention 24/7.

[T3km4n]

Okay Jon, I'll comment on it.

Are those shrubs supposed to make "NJ?"

If the answer is yes, you should learn NOT to try to make anymore funny s/s's.

[Jonspen]

Meh, I did it fast. Merely to prove a point to bottle. Sheesh don't bite my head off.

[T3km4n]

I was joking. I like you, and your banner. Your banner...drools...

[Jeffery]

NN NN JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ
NNN NN JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ
NNNN NN JJJ
NN NN NN JJJ
NN NN NN JJJ
NN NN NN JJJ
NN NN NN JJJ
NN NN NN JJJ JJJ
NN NN NN JJJJ JJJ
NN NNNN JJJJJJJJ

[Amaroth]

I loathe these forums with the burning passion of a thousand suns.

[Hugh Junit]

I feel the same way about.........
1. Sweet potatos
2. The Yankees
3. Alcohol-free wedding receptions
4. American Idol
5. CMT ( Country Music Television )
6. People who don't know how to F***ING merge on the freeway
7. Fat-free cheese
8. Roland Emerich movies
9. "Who's Line Is It Anyway?"
10. Parking lots that have those stupid pay booths where you have to roll dollar bills, to the size of a damn toothpick, and shove them through those tiny little slots
11. T3k's new banner :cool:

[Jonspen]

I was joking. I like you, and your banner. Your banner...drools...


Hehee, It was actually done by the netjak artist clacker, he does them for us jakkers, i'm sure he'll do you one too.

And Jeff, your much smarter than me, and I should have planned it first like you did, so yeh I might give it another shot sometime.

[Jeffery]

Too bad you're not Banff, or we could get together and set one up.

[Leigh]

I feel the same way about.........
1. Sweet potatos
2. The Yankees
3. Alcohol-free wedding receptions
4. American Idol
5. CMT ( Country Music Television )
6. People who don't know how to F***ING merge on the freeway
7. Fat-free cheese
8. Roland Emerich movies
9. "Who's Line Is It Anyway?"
10. Parking lots that have those stupid pay booths where you have to roll dollar bills, to the size of a damn toothpick, and shove them through those tiny little slots
11. T3k's new banner :cool:
I bet your wife just sits around and laughs all day doesn't she Hugh?!? :)

[Jeffery]

I think one of these days, she is going to cut the wire to his computer and make him stay off TAO for a while.

[Leigh]

I think you're right Jeffery! :eek:

BTW: I hate you being invisible... Comon... SHOW YOURSELF!!!!!

[Jonspen]

Too bad you're not Banff, or we could get together and set one up.

I do have a gold on banff, I just can't get on because of my problem...

[Jeffery]

Oh yeah. That problem again....
Have you tried using the Damage Calculators to connect? Or, have you downloaded Firefox and tried to connect with it???

You have the only problem I can't seem to fix.

[Jonspen]

Tried both...I think it is the IP ban thing...

[Leigh]

So Jon... You still want your BANIFF gold right? Just let me know if you stop using it OK? :)

[WaCk-HeAd]

Lol.

How you can find out who judged your posts?
Because some punk wrote this:

"I didn't really read what you posted here, I just wanted you to know I disapprove of you in general. Loser."

And I like to know who "disapproves of me in general".

[Leigh]

BUSTED! :eek:

[roody poo]

Wow WACK, I can't imagine who would do something like that. I hope you catch them, obviously this system is gonna be abused by those not having to show their identity. I am sure Leigh and her "busted" remark probably haven't been a target, she is just too nice of a girl for that.

[Hugh Junit]

Word to that, roody.
Leigh's one of the few members who truly appreciates my jackassery.

[Leigh]

Word to that, roody.
Leigh's one of the few members who truly appreciates my jackassery.

Appreciates it? I THRIVE on it! :p

And no... I didn't REALLY write that to Wack... Just trying to get him worked up as payback for him pulling a number on me on GL a few weeks back! He knows I adore him! :)

[WaCk-HeAd]

Wow WACK, I can't imagine who would do something like that.

Lol.
Nice roody, real funny.

And Leigh, Come on, you can at least TRY to get me :) Everybody knows you can't write something bad about Anyone.

[roody poo]

I didn't admit to anything pal, you ain't pinning this one on me.

[Twelve]

Lol.
Nice roody, real funny.

And Leigh, Come on, you can at least TRY to get me :) Everybody knows you can't write something bad about Anyone.

I too would like to see Leigh dis someone publically. :)

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[psychofireman]

Lol.

How you can find out who judged your posts?
Because some punk wrote this:

"I didn't really read what you posted here, I just wanted you to know I disapprove of you in general. Loser."

And I like to know who "disapproves of me in general".
not me but i did call you a loser but approved your post

[WaCk-HeAd]

CONSPIRACY!!

Roody, what I meant was your obvious sarcastic post.
You don't know sympathy, you're a sadist, so you would never give anyone, anything Like, sympathy :).

Wow WACK, I can't imagine who would do something like that. I hope you catch them

Anyway, Lets find a target for Leigh to dis. :)

[Twelve]

Well, to be honest, Leigh DID dis me publically once.

It's just that nobody really picked up on it. Lucky me!

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[WaCk-HeAd]

Because everyone disses you. Even me.

[Bottle]

Lol.

How you can find out who judged your posts?
Because some punk wrote this:

"I didn't really read what you posted here, I just wanted you to know I disapprove of you in general. Loser."

And I like to know who "disapproves of me in general".

*Puts hands in pockets and whistles*

:D

[dim]

*****Smacks Bottle on the back of the head******

Don't you dare tell anyone else how to hide their identity you idgot.

Wack sir I must confess it was Bootsie I would never dis you in private you know I would call your ancient butt out right in front of everyone he he

[Jonspen]

That is because your a Ducki Follower....

[Leigh]

Well, to be honest, Leigh DID dis me publically once.

It's just that nobody really picked up on it. Lucky me!

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ARG (!!!!!!!!!) And you're NEVER going to forget it are you... :(

[Twelve]

ARG (!!!!!!!!!) And you're NEVER going to forget it are you... :(

Hey now. You know I'm actually kind of proud of that moment. :)


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[WaCk-HeAd]

Hey now. You know I'm actually kind of proud of that moment. :)


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Made you feel special right?

[Twelve]

Strangely enough, yeah. :) (ok, I'm sick of using the ugly smiley all of the time...sheesh)


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[WaCk-HeAd]

Strangely enough, yeah. :) (ok, I'm sick of using the ugly smiley all of the time...sheesh)


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Yeah, Leigh has that effect..

[roody poo]

CONSPIRACY!!

Roody, what I meant was your obvious sarcastic post.
You don't know sympathy, you're a sadist, so you would never give anyone, anything Like, sympathy :).



Anyway, Lets find a target for Leigh to dis. :)

Actually my entire post would have been more obvious had Leigh checked her reputation lately. From her lack of response to her being a "good girl" I get the feeling she had no idea, or maybe it's just b/c she is a blonde?

[Leigh]

Yeah, Leigh has that effect..

You know it baby! ;)

[Leigh]

Actually my entire post would have been more obvious had Leigh checked her reputation lately. From her lack of response to her being a "good girl" I get the feeling she had no idea, or maybe it's just b/c she is a blonde?

Hey had to Pull a double post for this ... :)

Roody I actually DID check my rep (God love ya!) and... Trust me... I'm a veryyyyyyyyyyy "Good" girl and actually a natural blonde. :D

[roody poo]

Hey had to Pull a double post for this ... :)

Roody I actually DID check my rep (God love ya!) and... Trust me... I'm a veryyyyyyyyyyy "Good" girl and actually a natural blonde. :D

Well, like I said in my rep points to ya...

I like a dirty blonde anyday.

[WaCk-HeAd]

I like a dirty blonde anyday.

Pimp.

EDIT: Listen people, This is how it should be done. "My name is Jeffery, and I approve this message."

Not dissaprove/approve my post, and then leave it blank. You god damn batty boys.

[roody poo]

Pimp.

EDIT: Listen people, This is how it should be done. "My name is Jeffery, and I approve this message."

Not dissaprove/approve my post, and then leave it blank. You god damn batty boys.

I wrote something fool. I just didn't sign it, I knew you would figure it out eventually. But yeah I have one that is blank myself.

Don't get too bent about it dude, noone likes you anyway. It's just hard for any of us to be the first one to come out and say you are a complete douche bag. But now that I have done it, I encourage all you others to feel free and sign your name when contributing to Wack's rep.

[Jeffery]

I sign my name to all rep's I give. Even the bad ones. Only chicken shits give out random bad reps.
And dumbasses. Another Netjak hater just admitted to giving bad reps to all netjak members on the Rep list.

[Hugh Junit]

And dumbasses. Another Netjak hater just admitted to giving bad reps to all netjak members on the Rep list.

EDIT- I see it was xyx. He's probably just pissed because he maxed out his rep points on theburning.
I returned the favor. :)

[Jeffery]

xyxaxyz2. He is a netjak hater cuz he's always sucking up to Adrianna.

[T3km4n]

They have met. Wouldn't that be really akward? I might meet falco, but my instincts say no just because our phonecalls were akward. He seems like the type of kid I would hang out with though in his picture.

[Jeffery]

Well, if you live close by, meeting isn't so bad.

[Twelve]

Bah!

Don't let yourselves get too worked up over the rep thing. It's fun, but...

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[Bottle]

Someone thought it was me when I wrote my last post as a joke... my reputation has fallen by 3 points :D

[Jeffery]

Bottle, you had better get posting a bit faster if you want to beat down APZ first.

[Bottle]

I was working this weekend... I couldn't post much :(

I have a few hours today though. Not enough to overtake APZ... curse your helpfulness Jeffery!

[Jeffery]

If you post whore your ass off, you can get there. WORK IT DAMMIT.

[Bottle]

I'm not just posting random rubbish though. This means I'm taking about 2 minutes per post. I'd need a few hours at that rate, and I simply don't have a few hours...

I reckon I can reach 6,550 or so by the time I have to leave. I'll be posting like crazy again tomorrow, though.

[Leigh]

If you post whore your ass off, you can get there. WORK IT DAMMIT.

Jeffery... You're my very FAVORITE poster! :D

[Bottle]

He's so nice! Not many people in his position would let me achieve my dream of being top poster...

[Jeffery]

Do you KNOW how how it is waiting for you to hurry up??????

Well, back to sleep.

[Bottle]

Some of us don't have unlimited leisure time, you know... :(

[Jeffery]

Leisure time? Whats that. There are only about 2 hours a day when I don;t have multiple projects running. And that's including while sleeping.

[Bottle]

Ok, what I meant was that you can be on TAO 12 hours a day. Even though that require multitasking. The point is that no one else on the forum can do that sort of thing.

[Jeffery]

Not my fault they are all puny mortals!

[T3km4n]

Well, if you live close by, meeting isn't so bad.
I was under the impression x drove like 8 hours.

[Office_Shredder]

I think we need a robot that just sits at the computer posting all day..... then we see if anyone can beat its post count!

[bludhoundz]

I think we need a robot that just sits at the computer posting all day..... then we see if anyone can beat its post count!
Is the new name of this robot Office_Shredder?
:rolleyes:

[Hugh Junit]

It's name is Jeffery-Cyberdine Systems model 102. It's just like your basic Terminator ( human tissue over metal ectoskeleton ) but it's main objective is to post on internet forums.

[T3km4n]

And to hack and be a jackass.

[Catra]

Ok, what I meant was that you can be on TAO 12 hours a day. Even though that require multitasking. The point is that no one else on the forum can do that sort of thing.

I used to be able to do that. Anyone remember the days when no one thought I slept? Aw, how I miss those days! ;)

[Twelve]

I used to be able to do that. Anyone remember the days when no one thought I slept? Aw, how I miss those days! ;)

Those were DEFINITELY the days!!! Now you had to up and get a job...sheesh.
:rolleyes:

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[Twelve]

The 2nd Netjak Grey Tourney has begun. Here are the pairings and rules:

Ok ladies and gentelmen, netjak grey tourney is finally starting!!

Get ready for the First Round! Exceptionally First Round will last 2 days rather than 1 day.

The third day the players who didn't have a number of games will have to face each other at times DETERMINED by me.

Failing to show the third day will result in a loss.

Read the rules on the previous pages for further details.

First round begins Wednesday 10 November.

Have fun!

First Round :

Section 1 - held on Legends server

1Ankh
2Charlie Bigpot
3Quliang
4Eyalmm

Section 2 - held on Legends server

1Little Jon
2Gamlet
3Ripple
4Grey yrv

Section 3 - held on Legends server

1Crx
2Stevenz
3Wack-head (talaroth)
4Swiftness

Section 4 - held on Legends server

1Zwolf(Twelve)
2xEaglex
3Lodovico (lala)
4Dirtydirne

Section 5 - held on Legends server

1Praxis (Teargas)
2OmegaSeoren (Omega)
3NickCliff
4Cosgrove

Section 6 - held on Banff server

1Thargor (Proteus)
2Medemia
3Old Man Killer (OMK)
4DoubleDown

Section 7 - held on Banff server

1Frylock
2Dim
3Hatchet Warrior
4Tabula Rasa (asar alubat)

Section 8 - held on Banff server

1Roody Poo
2Du
3Booster Juice
4TripleM

Section 9 - held on Banff server

1Crater
2Jolly Rancher
3Twin Turbo
4Clacker (click here)


If your name is not in the list it means you didn't sign up in time. You can still sign up today and you MAY be allowed to join the tourney.

OmegaShin

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(PLACE YOUR BETS!!!)

[WaCk-HeAd]

I'm in the poul with Aza and Swiftness..

Again I smell a conspiracy, but that won't stop me. I will become nr1.

:D

Goodluck to all!

[Bottle]

Damn. I should have made a random grey account, joined NJ with it, and pwned your sorry little asses into next week.

:D

[roody poo]

Damn. I should have made a random grey account, joined NJ with it, and pwned your sorry little asses into next week.

:D

lol. Somehow I doubt that pal. :cool:

[Bottle]

You've never played my grey, have you? Ask any of your netjak buddies how good I am with it. :)

[dim]

Ok Bootsie sir I will second Roody's statement.
Netjak tourneys are default gray so take both your clerics and your ego and go back home as you like me would probably never see the second round.
And Hey I was suppose to get the second seed in the
next tourneyment why you got me locked up against
Fry you all know after I beat him he will boot me from
the clan again.

[Bottle]

I don't use 2 clerics. :)

[Twelve]

Damn. I should have made a random grey account, joined NJ with it, and pwned your sorry little asses into next week.

:D


OOPS.

Too bad you didn't.

Now scram spammer.

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[Jonspen]

Ok Bootsie sir I will second Roody's statement.
Netjak tourneys are default gray so take both your clerics and your ego and go back home as you like me would probably never see the second round.
And Hey I was suppose to get the second seed in the
next tourneyment why you got me locked up against
Fry you all know after I beat him he will boot me from
the clan again.

You spelt grey wrong...Smart arse :cool:

[roody poo]

You've never played my grey, have you? Ask any of your netjak buddies how good I am with it. :)

And you've never played my grey, have you? I don't have to ask any of my netjak buddies anything. B/C I know that I have never been "pwned" as a grey vs grey. Sorry bud, I know you think you are the shiznit and all, but "pwned" is not a word that would be used in a battle against me grey vs grey...period.

Can my grey be beaten? Well hell yeah, everyone is gonna lose at some point.

[Jonspen]

Was it xyx who gave my bad rep before? *sigh*

[bludhoundz]

And you've never played my grey, have you? I don't have to ask any of my netjak buddies anything. B/C I know that I have never been "pwned" as a grey vs grey. Sorry bud, I know you think you are the shiznit and all, but "pwned" is not a word that would be used in a battle against me grey vs grey...period.

Can my grey be beaten? Well hell yeah, everyone is gonna lose at some point.

roody pwned my grey a while ago.
So did Bottle.
:eek:
I'll pay to see this. :cool:

[roody poo]

roody pwned my grey a while ago.


Yeah but congrats to your gold for slapping me down both times. :(

[WaCk-HeAd]

Damn. I should have made a random grey account, joined NJ with it, and pwned your sorry little asses into next week.

:D

*Stares at Bottle*

*Laughs*

Keep telling yourself that, and maybe if you click your heels together three times; you'll be warped back to Kansas.

[Jeffery]

Actually, he spelled grey correctly. Its the damn canadians who spell is grey.
The US way is Gray.

[Office_Shredder]

but "pwned" is not a word that would be used in a battle against me grey vs grey...period.


Probably because it's spelled "pwnd" :p

Learn your mispelled words dude

[Cavour]

Pwned > Pwnd

[WaCk-HeAd]

Pwned > Pwnd

word.

[roody poo]

Probably because it's spelled "pwnd" :p

Learn your mispelled words dude

Thanks for the spelling lesson "dude", but go back track and look at how Bottle spelled it. The quote marks were there to state a direct quote. :rolleyes:
Instead of picking apart my spelling, check out the use of other punctuation marks that I used. However, those are of the actual english language. Not some varied internet version.

[Jeffery]

If you want to be bitches about spelling, it is spelled "owned"


The end.

[bludhoundz]

All capitals too.

[Bottle]

Wow, I sure raised a decent argument there. :D

Roody... maybe you don't realise that around 90% of my "insult" posts are JOKES.

[Jeffery]

Or maybe Roody is just waiting to kill you in your sleep?My clowns are.

[Bottle]

The only people killing me while I sleep are you and APZ, Jeff.

*Curses inability to post while sleeping*

[Jeffery]

Dammit. I took an entire night off the forums for you, just so you could take the lead. Now my clowns will kill you.

[Bottle]

For which I am very grateful. But I bet your ability to post about 18 hours a day will get you top spot soon. :(

We just can't keep up with your crazy help/post whoriness. :(

[dim]

Roody... maybe you don't realise that around 90% of my "insult" posts are JOKES.

Well almost right sir it is more like 100% of your posts in general. :D

[Bottle]

No, some of them are real insults. But those are only aimed at n00bs. :)

[007 GOD]

i will join

[Bottle]

Oh will you now? ;)

(Please ignore me, as I'm not actually a netjak member. :))

[roody poo]

Wow, I sure raised a decent argument there. :D

Roody... maybe you don't realise that around 90% of my "insult" posts are JOKES.

I am aware than many of your posts are in fun. I wasn't being rude, just merely being cocky. I figured you of all people could see that a mile away.

[T3km4n]

i will join
In Banners - Revelation, you are asking for a banner with Slayer's Guild on it.

[Bottle]

I'm just not used to you being cocky, roody. Me being cocky; hah, yeah, anyone could see that coming from a mile away. :)

[Twelve]

i will join

No you won't.

12

[Jeffery]

No you won't.

12
Word^2

[roody poo]

I'm just not used to you being cocky, roody. Me being cocky; hah, yeah, anyone could see that coming from a mile away. :)

Ah, so Bottle shows how well he really doesn't know me. ;)

[Bottle]

I haven't seen you make that many cocky posts here though. Normally you're just incredibly sarcastic. :)

[roody poo]

I haven't seen you make that many cocky posts here though. Normally you're just incredibly sarcastic. :)

Ah, so Bottle shows that he does really know my attitude more than I thought. :cool:

Yeah, cockiness is something I try on from time to time.

[Bottle]

I'm a sarcastic little bugger when I want to be. :)

[Jeffery]

And I'm a jackass. Get over it.

[Hugh Junit]

And I'm a jackass.

You're a netjakass, now. Deal wit DAT, yo!

[Twelve]

I haven't seen you make that many cocky posts here though. Normally you're just incredibly sarcastic. :)

Don't be fooled...Roody proved his cockiness when he first joined the clan and tried to publically clown me by calling me out in battle in front of ALL NETJAKKERS.

Luckily, after that amazing thread, I won. :)

12

[Bottle]

You're a netjakass, now. Deal wit DAT, yo!
Hehe.

So roody's sarcastic, I'm cocky, Jeff's a cynical netjakass, and Hugh's just cool.

What are you, 12? ;)

[zipling36]

I know what 12 is......a number

[007 GOD]

What The Fuck Jeffry. I Dont Even Know Who The Hell You Are And You Are Talking Shit About Me Constantly.

[WaCk-HeAd]

What The Fuck Jeffry. I Dont Even Know Who The Hell You Are And You Are Talking Shit About Me Constantly.


Go Away. We Do Not Want You Here.


Bye.

[Twelve]

Due to the fact that I've adapted a formation that allows me to beat ANYTHING...be it turtle, rush, bomb, grey, joke formation...ANYTHING...and I've faced them ALL with it....(rock, paper, scissors...be DAMNED! You are defeated in my name!!)

...a formation that seems to work like my right hand...never before have I had anything so beautiful as this. It's totally Twelve...surely, this formation was with me at my birth...

...a formation that seems to totally use all of the skills that I've developed since January, and looks like a complete mess upon first glance...

...a formation that consists of a cleric, frostie, 2 knights, dragon, scout, mud golem, and ambusher...

...a formation that has allowed me to win literally 98 of my last 100 games...

...I've reached 1700!! 1702 to be exact. This is despite the fact that I had a disconnect that knocked me down to 1679. Despite the fact that I was playing Karlson, the highest rated (fairly-gained) grey ever and suddenly my company came 15 minutes early, knocking me down again...

I've done it!

But the number really doesn't mean much. It's just a reflection of the fact that I CANNOT LOSE lately...in the past MONTH. I've never had such a gaming high in TAO...I'm totally on my stride and I'm not afraid of anything.

Luck doesn't matter. Formations don't matter. Nothing matters. The ONLY thing that matters is my inevitable victory in the end. NETJAK WIN BABY! YES.


12

[Leigh]

Twelve... Not only do you ROCK, but you ROLL ... baby you ROLL!!!

MAJOR CONGRATS!!!!! :D

[Jeffery]

Congrats 12!
Now to have my clowns sneak in and steal the braincells with your formation skills in them.....

And 007, get used to it. I don't like you. And, since this is an open forum, I am allowed to be honest and let you know how worthless you are. And you are allowed to sit there and whine at me for doing it.
But in the end, I will still be sitting here laughing at you. (at, not with)

[Bottle]

Well done indeed, 12. Although it is (slightly) easier to reach a high rating on Legends due to the ability to get points off high-rated greys, you don't reach 1700 through being a bad player.

Now, I have to see this form of yours. Does it work here too? Or does the extra scout kill you?

[roody poo]

Don't be fooled...Roody proved his cockiness when he first joined the clan and tried to publically clown me by calling me out in battle in front of ALL NETJAKKERS.

Luckily, after that amazing thread, I won. :)

12

Good times....good times. I was really feeling it on that thread.

[bludhoundz]

Congrats 12! Nice to see you on a winning streak :)

[Hugh Junit]

Right on, Twelve. It's nice to see you stoked.
I still can't wrap my brain around 1700. Sounds like you've really been bringing out the street sweeper.
Rock on!

[Bottle]

I can't seem to wrap my head around 1700 either, lately. I keep getting discons and losing 16 points, or losing to a lucky formation.

[old_man_killer]

Great Job Twelve!!!

[Twelve]

Well done indeed, 12. Although it is (slightly) easier to reach a high rating on Legends due to the ability to get points off high-rated greys, you don't reach 1700 through being a bad player.

Now, I have to see this form of yours. Does it work here too? Or does the extra scout kill you?

Well, there aren't all THAT many good greys to play...and also, since greys there can use BRs, Frosties, muddies and furgons, they aren't cake in the least. But I can assure you that I've beaten the very best golds Legends has to offer...repeatedly.

As for this form of mine, I of course can't show it in public here. :) I've already said what units are in it. With 2 scouts, it's just MORE offensive, but of course the oppoent is too and so that makes things a bit odd. I just used it today with the 2 scout version and slaughtered my foe (and SI boy who will remain unnamed), so, it had a good outing.

Thanx for the props, folks...it feels good!!!

12

[GreenS@murai!]

12 ur my role model

[bludhoundz]

12 ur my role model
Thats SO my line.
;)

[Hatchet Warrior]

Twelve, when do I get my grey against your anti-grey formation rematch?
Your not the only one undefeated now that I have came back.

[Twelve]

Yep...it's DEFINITELY getting time for me to retire before I inevitably ruin my image in front of those who think I'm a role-model! Better get while the gettin' is good!!

So Hatchet, you want to face the anti-grey, eh...*sigh*...you have to understand that only greys in Legends have a hope of defeating it, since they have so many units (and now this new assassin attack!!). If you want to play me here in FPS, the attempt is futile! Even Lord Ducki was flawlessed by it. Do you know what you're asking?

12

[WaCk-HeAd]

*Impressed*

You rock twelve. Seriously. Your name will forever be known in TAO.

[Jeffery]

Yeah. Only 10 more of the "12" clans to go.

[Hatchet Warrior]

I didn't get flawlessed when I played it, you can either play me here or legends, I will still use my normal form unless you want me to change it up a bit.
Ok I got my game, Twelve won, but it wasn't the Anti-Grey. First lost since I came back.

[bludhoundz]

Yep...it's DEFINITELY getting time for me to retire before I inevitably ruin my image in front of those who think I'm a role-model! Better get while the gettin' is good!!

12


NO way! *spams with nos*


At least give me a last game before you go :( , if you do.

[Jonspen]

Mad props to 12, you managed to scrape your battle with me though, if we ever play again. I will get my vengeance!

[WaCk-HeAd]

Puts an end to the "worshipping twelve" parade.

So everybody knows I own everyone right?

[Jonspen]

Not me wacko, you'll have to prove me wrong...Right?

[Jeffery]

You can't own me. But feel free to lease or rent.

[WaCk-HeAd]

Rent please.

Costs?

[Leigh]

I think he's rather pricey Wack ... You might need to take up a second job to afford the FAMOUS JEFFERY! :)

[Bottle]

Post counts this high don't come cheap.

Who neg repped me over my last comment here? TWS= is not much of a guide...

[Office_Shredder]

Oh! Bottle just got owned!

[Leigh]

Who neg repped me over my last comment here? TWS= is not much of a guide...

:(

[xyxaxyz2]

Bottle, that would be me. My keyboard fell in the middle and accidently pressed enter or something. I meant to say

"TWS=spam. -xyxaxyz2"

I also renegged a bunch of nj's, signing my name this time.

Just more pointless abuse of a meaningless system. :)

[Jeffery]

Yeah. He claims it isn't personal.

Neither is this.

[WaCk-HeAd]

Thank god It wasn't really personal Xyx, You got me almost collapsing there.

[Jonspen]

I don't care about the rep, go ahead xyx. I am not very botherd.

[The Prophet]

Just more pointless abuse of a meaningless system. :)

Only meaningless if abused, so keep up the good work. :p

[Hugh Junit]

I also renegged a bunch of nj's, signing my name this time.

Just more pointless abuse of a meaningless system. :)


Hey, burning!
Do us all a favor and take this guy on a date.
He REALLY needs it.

[The Prophet]

He obviously needs some.

[Jeffery]

So you guys noticed xyxaxyz2's dumbing down too???
He still has a rare and occasional moment of thinking, but is mostly a random crap poster now. He cares more about appearing tough than actually saying anything.

[theburning]

Hey, burning!
Do us all a favor and take this guy on a date.
He REALLY needs it.
No !

[T3km4n]

Theburning found our secret forums!

[Jeffery]

It's a good thing we have super secret forums too!

Adrianna, I thought you liked xyxaxyz2? Bow you won;t take him out for us???

[theburning]

It's a good thing we have super secret forums too!

Adrianna, I thought you liked xyxaxyz2? Bow you won;t take him out for us???

I won't.
Taking someone out just as a favor to other people is sort of heartless!

[roody poo]

I won't.
Taking someone out just as a favor to other people is sort of heartless!

Why, didn't someone once do that for you on prom night?
:p

[Hatchet Warrior]

Hey people, Hatchets back up and running as a gold, but you got to figure out my new name. :cool:

[Jonspen]

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

[Jeffery]

I thought it was Nooki.

[Jonspen]

Nope, Nooki is a legender netjak.

[WaCk-HeAd]

Why, didn't someone once do that for you on prom night?
:p


OOOooooohhhhh.

*Smack*

[Jeffery]

Nope, Nooki is a legender netjak.
*whoosh*

[Leigh]

*whoosh*

You just KILL ME Jeffery! :D

[Jonspen]

He just confuses me.

[Jeffery]

That was the sound of the joke going over your head there Jonspen.

Nooki = Hesam

[Jonspen]

.......................

So how the hell did Hesam get into Netjak?

[Jeffery]

Well, officially, Nooki is Hesams sister. No proof otherwise I suppose, except for the fact that "nooki" was using the Hesam account before she made hers here, and typed and talked EXACTLY how Hesam used to.

[roody poo]

Well, officially, Nooki is Hesams sister. No proof otherwise I suppose, except for the fact that "nooki" was using the Hesam account before she made hers here, and typed and talked EXACTLY how Hesam used to.

I really don't know Nooki, but if we indeed have let anyone in that is related to Hesam, well, I am ashamed.

[Office_Shredder]

well then, it seems like you should be hanging your head in shame right now :p

[Jeffery]

As I said, "officially" Hesam is Nooki's brother.

But I ain;t buying that. "Hesam" went on and on, then "Nooki" took up rught where he left off in whining for Bills attention. Not to mention "Nooki" claimed to have been born in French. Seems to me living in Canada for 4 years would have taught a 17 year old what France is, while an 12 year old would still make that mistake.

[theburning]

Why, didn't someone once do that for you on prom night?
:p
Nope!
I went to prom with a girl actually!

There's nothing worse than feeling obligated to some stupid guy for the evening.
A boyfriend, okay!
Otherwise, no thanks.

[roody poo]

Nope!
I went to prom with a girl actually!

There's nothing worse than feeling obligated to some stupid guy for the evening.
A boyfriend, okay!
Otherwise, no thanks.


OOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOO I knew it!

You and Leigh went to prom together. Man I wish I went to that school. :(

[theburning]

OOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOO I knew it!

You and Leigh went to prom together. Man I wish I went to that school. :(

I went with a girl who didn't go to my school actually!

I don't think Leigh and I are close in age?

[Jonspen]

What are you? 89?

*Slapped*

Ok, I deserved that.

[Jeffery]

Nope!
I went to prom with a girl actually!

There's nothing worse than feeling obligated to some stupid guy for the evening.
A boyfriend, okay!
Otherwise, no thanks.
Is there film of the after party????

*drools*

[Hatchet Warrior]

Is there film of the after party????

*drools*
Yea really is there. I only wanted to say it before roody could.

[Jeffery]

Wait......

That must be the movie he is working on.

Dammit, how long until the post production is finished.

[Twelve]

Well, I'm happy to say that I'm not leaving for any reason that has to do with a problem with the game, or hatred for a mod or an admin, or any other kind of complaint.

I've loved this game since I saw it in January and applied for gold within the next 24 hours after I moved that knight a step forward.

Then, simply because I worked for www.netjak.com as a reviewer, I figured I would start a clan named [netjak.com].

Didn't know at the time that it would turn out to be, from Banff to Legends and back, the best clan ever made.

But to take credit alone for founding and leading this clan into the history books would be foolish. A clan is nothing wihout a leader, but what many people do not mention is the honest truth that a leader is nothing without a clan.

A GOOD clan, composed of great people. Composed of the most mature leaders in the entire game. A place where I found comraderie, team spirit, happiness, and real friends.

I've played many videogames in my life, MANY, but certainly none of them became as important to me as TAO, simply because it contained so many real people that I liked.

I will not make the mistake of trying to list names of everybody I liked and feel something for; I'm bound to miss someone because there are just so many people. But I'm not one to be shy about my emotions; EVERYBODY around me knows just how I feel about them, because I told them. And if you don't know, ask and I'll tell you.

I will mention one name, however, and that's the name of Search66. He was literally with me BEFORE the beginning of this clan; he was the one that gave me a shot to write for his website and always backed me up. Back in the early days of Banff, when it was only him and I in the clan...when he started saying "netjak wiiiiiin" and that is now our cry after every win. He created the rule "netjak or nothing" as well. He's the only guy on the clan I would call "boss", yet he always subjected himself under my leadership though he had every right to be MY leader!! Back in the early days of Banff, him and I were the tag-team of death to any who opposed us...we took a server that was the weakest of all, known as the n00b server, and tried it with fire until it became the BEST. Well, after I take my leave, he'll be the overall leader of the clan.

This won't be an easy week for me, but I'm both sad and excited to be in the position of getting some thing accomplished in my REAL life. In my future is much transition and change...once things stabilize and I actually have the time to play this game at the level that I can (currently, practically at an invincible level), I'll be back. But yeah, I have to honestly confess that I don't believe I'll have that kind of time. But who knows?

Well, I leave you all with a very recent pic of me wearing a pair of jeans of mine that happen to be my wife's favorite. :) I was at a social event, and during a lull, I got into a corner and took out an AMAZING book (Jeffery Archer, Kane and Abel) while the rest went and played cards. One of them came and caught me IMMERSED in the book...what the pic doesn't show is me bobbing my head to Cypress Hill's first album..hehe:

http://img111.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img111&image=Mewithbook.jpg


Peace!

12

[Leigh]

SOB! :(

12... You are and always will remain an inspiration to all that know and love you. That wonderful way you have of taking each and every one of us and making us feel special is a talent unmatched. That my dear... Is quite the blessing!

Must be nice to know that as you depart, you have departed as a legend. People will ALWAYS talk of you and NEVER, EVER forget you.

Take this with you and go in peace knowing you can always come back to the special little world of TAO and be welcomed with many open arms.

You my friend... Will be missed! Maybe more then you will ever even begin to know. WE LOVE YOU! :)

[Bottle]

It goes without saying that TAO will be much reduced without you here.

Although I never actually joined netjak, one of the (2) reasons I'd have joined is mainly because of the great people in the clan, of which you are without a doubt the greatest. I'm sure I could have learnt a lot from you, and in return I could of taught you how to be an egotistical little **** (something you really, really need more practise on). But while I was always part of SI, thanks to you, I always felt welcome in anything to do with netjak. And I'm very grateful for that.

While our battles were few in number, I can't deny that from what I did see, you're certainly amongst the most tactically gifted people here; one of the select few to master the game. I think our final score was 2-2, which I find very fitting indeed. I wouldn't want to have a positive record against you, and I know that you wouldn't want to have the same over me. (Well, maybe not... I'm sure a LITTLE of my bragging must have rubbed off onto you...)

All we can all say is thanks for helping us all, good luck in your future, and that we all, without exception, hope to see you again at some point in the future.

*Sniff* I was going to try and steal the 2000th post from you, but I don't think I can now... but I'll keep up the tradition after you're gone. ;)

Again, best of luck in the future. And if you want the decider sometime this week, I'll be ready to get my ass kicked. :)

[WaCk-HeAd]

I'll try to keep it short in here, and email you the rest when I find the right words to do it with.

During the months I was playing this, TAO began to matter, certain players began to matter, and one of those players was you, hell you almost came to Holland just to see me. Things like that mattered to me, quite a lot to be honest.

I, like you played quite a few games, and spend quite a lot of time on them. Yet never of these games became so important to me as TAO, and you were one of the big reasons why it became so important. I couldn´t even leave when I said I was because of college.

I always was on the forums, and using whatever time I had left to spend it on TAO. Then I decided it was enough, I got back and started playing again, with the result, I´m just another punk who says everybody he´s leaving and comes back.

I really hate the fact that you´re leaving, but of course I understand why, but I really hope you´ll become one of those punks who says he´s leaving and in the end comes back.

One more thing, Do not forget to watch the ranking on Army once in a while.

EDIT: Hmm couldn't keep it very short, w/e, who cares.

[Jeffery]

Well 12, I'm sad to see TAO lose you. Netjak loses a strong leader, and TAO loses a great man. And that is not great as in good at a stupid game. Your devotion to your clan, and the players of TAO, was far greater than most here.
I wish you the best, and hope your trip to the New World will bring you the best.

Farewell to Twelve.

The wind is fair, the day is fine,
And swiftly, swiftly runs the time,
The boat is floating on the tide
That wafts Twelve away from us.

Eirigh agus tingainn O!
Eirigh agus tingainn O!
Eirigh agus tingainn O!
Farewell, farewell to Twelvel

A thousand, thousand tender ties
Awake this day my plaintive sighs,
My heart within me almost dies
To think of the leaving of Twelve.

Eirigh agus tingainn O!

With pensive steps I often strolled
Where Fingal's castle stood of old,
And listened while the shepherd told
The legendary tales of Twelve.

Eirigh agas tingainn O!

I'll often pause at close of day
Where Ossian sang his martial lay,
And viewed the sun's departing ray
Wondering o'er Twelve.

Eirigh agus tingainn O!

[The Prophet]

12,
It is very sad to see you leave but I understand why. You have to know that you will be greatly missed, by Netjak and all of TAO.

During our first encounters ;) you were a pain with that stupid mage bomb, which no one knew what to do with. I just want to thank you for allowing me to join Netjak. A clan that you and Search built, that is now among the greatest. Only Netjak and former Netjak can understand the leadership qualities that you possess and that is the reason Netjak is what it is today.

One thing I know is that because of your great leadership and the principles you have laid out, Netjak will always be one of the greats. A sign of a great leader is when they can leave their position and know that their company, church, organization or clan will always prosper because of that great leadership.

12, good luck in life and I pray that everything you put your hands to will prosper.

Netjak Rules!
Prophet

[search66]

I could literally write a book, but I'll keep it short and sweet. 12 is the figure-head of netjak, tao and all that's good and holy.

Bringing him onto my staff at netjak.com was one of the best decisions I made. I initially gained an amazing writer. Then, I realized I gained a brilliant leader. After he rounded up making a clan, I realized I gained a netjak presence that few could match.

Lastly, I realized I gained a true friend. One who has stood by myself, and stuck his neck out for me while you gold pukes sat back and basked in the hate. 12 is not only one of the best to have played the game, but one of the best PEOPLE in TAO.

12, youre absense will be sorely missed. And if all of netjak could wear your number on our sleeves; we would.

God speed.

[roody poo]

Even after reading all that I can all I can say is...

...what the pic doesn't show is me bobbing my head to Cypress Hill's first album..

"sawed off shotgun, hand on the pump, left hand on a 40, puffin on a blunt, pump my shotgun, the niggas didn't jump, la lala la, lala la laaaaaaaaa"

12 you are the Duke
B to the 5th (Boom Biddy Bye Bye Brah)
:cool:

[old_man_killer]

Twelve, I find the words are hard to come by as I try to say good bye, to not only a leader and mentor, but a true friend. I have had the rare privledge of getting to know the real you away from TAO and away from Netjak. As others have quite aptly stated, TAO and Netjak will be diminished without your presence and guidance. I know that you will prosper and excell in all that you do, because of the qualities you've shown us here. I shall keep you and your wife in my prayers. I have been blessed to have known you. Take care my FRIEND. Old Man Killer

PS I shall wear my Doce name in honor of you.

[Jonspen]

Well 12, I made a reply in the netjak forums.

Peace man, peace.

[theburning]

Twelve - You're one of the members I respect the most on this game. You'll be missed.

I'd write more but we both know that you'll be back. :)
I mean, you can't really leave forever without even beating me once?
Not to mention that time I totally got you with the embarrassment thing.

Good luck! :)

[Jeffery]

Unfortunately Adrianna, his leaving is in a completely physical way. He is moving out of country, and beginning what is basically a new life. It is not just a matter of not playing TAO anymore.

[Amaroth]

Twelve, sad to see you go. Also sad to say that the ONE game we had you were disconnected, but we'll just assume I was going to win ;)

You were in the beginning, a great rival. And I am now honored to say you were a great friend. Sad to see you go, hope that you drop a line eventually.

And you still haven't foiled my domination of Great Lakes :)

[Office_Shredder]

We'll miss you Twelve :'(

[Hugh Junit]

I can't think of another person who's leaving will impact TAO more than 12. All I have to do is read these replies, and I know it's not just me.
You're a great guy, 12, and the heart of netjak. I wish you the best because I really believe you deserve it.
Take care.

[theburning]

Unfortunately Adrianna, his leaving is in a completely physical way. He is moving out of country, and beginning what is basically a new life. It is not just a matter of not playing TAO anymore.

I know.
He's moving back to the USA.
I'm sure he'll be back in the future.

[Jeffery]

We just need to figure out where he is going, and have a greeting party wait for him....

[Twelve]

I'm horrible with goodbyes...I really can't stand them. Just too depressing...

It took me forever to go through these replies...

*takes deep breath*

Leigh--you too know how to make everyone feel special. I enjoyed my times talking to you in GL, where we would talk about the nature of my attraction to the assassin(haha) among other interesting topics, and I view you as an essential part of the clan there. Serious..ESSENTIAL. People like you always threw the stereotypes that were built up about netjak out of the window...

Bottle--Two games to two, eh? Well, I'll settle with that. You're one of the rare people who I actually enjoyed getting pissed off over...hehe. Our tactics are exactly the opposite of each other's, and that always made for good games and good arguments.

Wack--What's this about ALMOST visiting you? Trust me, I've still got that in mind, kid. Remember, I AM your father, and there's still some discipline in order!! And yes, I'll watch those Army rankings...thanx a lot, bro. I still remember our first game ever... "Nomar didn't tell me anything about THIS??"...lol

Jeffery--You want to make me cry, or what? Thank you for that poem. Though I'm good with languages, you need to tell me what " Eirigh agus tingainn O!", and I hope it means as good as it looks. I consider netjak lucky to have you on our side...and I get the feeling that your wisdom will help out the clan a LOT one day.

Prophet--Yeah, I know I really pissed you off back in those days...haha. And you pissed me off too. Well, you're certainly true netjak now. Thanx for standing in the gap in GL, the most difficult of all servers, perhaps. Be sure to make my promise to Ach come true...haha

Search--My main man. I've already given you props. It's an honor to be honored by you. Somehow, boss, I still grin like a little kid when you say nice words to me... *smile*

Roody--Thanx for the great email. Very few are more netjak than you. You're perhaps the only wild-card I've ever met that I actually trust. Note that I've never truly gotten into a verbal battle with you, because I KNEW that you could rip me a new one. Thank you for always being brave enough to rebuke me if you felt I was doing something wrong.

OMK--The closest thing to my father-figure in TAO. Somehow, your words always manage to hit me deep...I'll admit now that I dreaded when you seemed to be disappointed in me. When I played you once, I just couldn't beat you because psychologically and based on my upbringing, you're just a level above me. I've never sought to overcome this level, either...you're also someone that had no need to let me lead you, but you did.

Jon--Alright, I'll check you there.

Burning--I wish that I can say that I'll be back to get my revenge...hehe...but my time and energy will be focused on getting some priorities straight. I won't ALLOW myself to put so much energy into the TAO direction until then. But Burning, as we say where I was born, make sure to ALWAYS keep it real.

Ach--Yep, you were always a fun rival for me. And I don't mean to haunt you, but I didn't leave without establishing a plan to take over your home. :) It's a long term effort, but the plan will not fail. Hehe, but seriously, you're a genius and as Leigh has often said, it will be scary to see what you do in your life.

Office--Back in the days when the mage bomb was CLOWNING people left and right, you always stood by the side of this game's integrity, by saying that ALL formations are equal and that we should be able to use anything we want without discrediting other strategies. I've always liked you for that reason. Take care, mate.

Hugh--Another person who completes the overall, true image of netjak. The personality of personalities! I've always respected your dedication to your wife and child(ren?). Whenever you spoke in the leadership ring, I knew that it was from sober, intelligent judgement. We have GOT to hang out one day.

oh, and Jeff, I plan to make Arizona my first stop!!


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[Bottle]

Bottle--Two games to two, eh? Well, I'll settle with that. You're one of the rare people who I actually enjoyed getting pissed off over...hehe. Our tactics are exactly the opposite of each other's, and that always made for good games and good arguments.

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Good arguments especially :)

If you don't want to finish with a positive record against me, fine. ;)

[bludhoundz]

So now its happening :(
This is a little too much for me right now, so all I can say is that I'm sad to see you go. All I'd like is one last game, not for stats or anything, it can be grey if you want, I don't care, I just want a challenge.

[Thargor]

I'm not big on goodbyes, but I will try to make an exception for you Twelve. There are very few people I try to emulate. Twelve you are one of them. Your skill in keeping netjak on an even keel is masterfull. You keep your eye on the goal and dont get lost when eveyone else is stuck in the mud. You are the epitomy of a leader: strategic, tolerant, forthright, intelligent, kind, encouraging. And an incredible player too! I cant believe we have never played! I demand we have one game before you go!

Peace, and good luck in all your indeavors. Keep in touch!

[Twelve]

Blud--Come to Legends, and you can surely catch me in a game then!!! Though I admit to being a bit fearful since my luck against you is the worst I've ever seen!!

Thargor--Thanx for the props man...another mature person as a netjak leader. We're lucky to have someone who loves the game like you. I'm very curious to see what else you do around here...you're bursting with talent that can be used within netjak and for the TAO world as a whole. And we've never played? Dang it...well, once again, you can catch me on Legends. :)

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[The X-Treme]

Well, Twelve I've always held you in high regard, but when you back myself and -x-factor- on army you soared above all my expectations. I've never had the privelege to play you, but I will have to say you will be missed by alot of people here. You and search have built a great thing on TAO, a group of people on all servers who stand for what you stand for, and that will go to all lengths to back you up. Thats a family, and I know you say your leaving but I can't see you giving that up for a second. I hate to see you leave, but if you must, I wish you all the best in what the future has to offer. Peace out man.

[Amaroth]

Ach--Yep, you were always a fun rival for me. And I don't mean to haunt you, but I didn't leave without establishing a plan to take over your home. :) It's a long term effort, but the plan will not fail. Hehe, but seriously, you're a genius and as Leigh has often said, it will be scary to see what you do in your life.

Why is your clan and your clan alone think I'm hell-bent on world domination?.....


I'm way passed those days. I don't waste my time figuring out how to storm the world and make it mine in a single night anymore. I'm looking at bigger, better things now. At first I said "Why stop at the world? I'm going for the entire universe." But that too, was small talk.

My current goal is to overthrow Satan and become sole ruler of the Underworld. Then I figure I can just -take- the universe.

And Twelve, I'm giving you this entire solar system when I do.

[Bottle]

Can I have an asteroid all of my own when you do, Ach? Can I? Can I?

[Jeffery]

I have figured it out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

12 can not leave, simply because he can not fly back to the US. I put him on the No Fly list. ;)

[Magic101]

can i join netjak.com magic101 from army server

[Jonspen]

Your stat?

[Bottle]

And more importantly... your skill?

[Jonspen]

Mainly stat represents skill, unless you cheat.

And your attitude?

[roody poo]

can i join netjak.com magic101 from army server

When you are on you need to see either me or Thargor. You have given no info here but let me just start by saying as a grey you have to have at least 1000 or 1250 as a gold for a tryout. Again, just b/c you have those stat's doesn't mean you are in. If you meet those requirements talk to me or Thargor.

Thanks for your interest.

[Cavour]

Ah man... a great leaves the game... and that's an understatement... I can tell by the success of netjak alone, that you have all the requirements to be a great leader, and I can tell by the netjak responses that you weren't just a great leader, but a good friend to alot of these guys. I'm sorry I never got to chum up with you more, but I have nothing but respect for you. You truly are one of the most respected, emulated, and memorable presences that TAO has ever, and will ever feel. I wish you the best of luck in life, and I hope you can get back to TAO sometime in the future. The place won't be the same without you. I'm sad to see you go, and happy to have known you, and to have a 1-1-1 record on you as well. ;) I look forward to your future netjak takeover plan for GL too. A challenge is always good, and I'll make sure your boys get one too. :) Again, best of luck in life man. Peace.

[bludhoundz]

Blud--Come to Legends, and you can surely catch me in a game then!!! Though I admit to being a bit fearful since my luck against you is the worst I've ever seen!!

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Luck won't help me now, I have none left. Anyway, I'll see if I can catch you on legends, but I'm warning you, I play considerably worse without the second scout.

PS. You're exaggerating my luck a little now. Sure I had more than you, but there were a few games where we had equal luck.

[Amaroth]

I am making Ach the new overall leader of Netjak. He has NEVER been in the clan, not once. ANd 99% of the members don't even know who he is. But he just so happens to be the man. So you will all bow before his might. He is your new king.

What he said. Now go perform my bidding.

[***Duo***]

Goodbye maste' 12...
You will be missed...we never got our game...
Coming to the US? I thought you lived in the US!
Hmm...Ill have to look for you...
Later..take care bro.


-Duo

[nomar]

Twelve-

I really don't know where to start. My first memory of our friendship was even before we merged our clans. It was a few days after my Grandfather had pasted away, and you(like you always do) and search were there to try and cheer me up.

From that point on you've become a great friend of mine. I consider you to be a brother to me. I know our skin color doesn't look the same, but i know that were are brothers still.

May God bless you, and guide you in the path you so deserve.

Much Love,
Nomar

[Jonspen]

I didn't know nomar could be so....Sensitive.

Anyway, 12. As you can be by the dsiplay of your netjak friends. You will not be missed.

Peace man, and later dayz.

[Hatchet Warrior]

ha 2000 is mine :D. Nah, I claim it for 12.