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Twelve

07-05-2006, 03:03 PM

Hey, Twelve, it's been a while!!!

Hmmm, It's been a long time since I've been on, were you banned? I thought I remember reading about that a while back.

Yo! Good to see you! The ridicuslousness of that banning have been reversed, as you can clearly see!!! :bigsmile:

Thats the problem though, YOUR ALWAYS A SMART ASS! I just got back bought myself a nos energy drink and punched the dry cleanings place wall lol

Coffin has been on this clan for a surprisingly long amount of time, and he still cracks me up.

Alright, the whole pervert episode is over. End of discussion. Everyone here knows I am more perverted than any of y'all, so you can get over a stupid joke and move on.

Got it?
*strips naked and slowly walks away*

If you go through this whole thread (which, none of ya'll better do), you'll note that Jeffery has "streaked" at least 20 times here. I think that reveals a depth of Jeffery phschology that we've perhaps not realized...

You insulted the TA members after we re-formed AL. You realize AL is made up of all TA members because TA was made up of AL members, right? So when you insult TA you insult AL.

So...if you guys are just the same clan with a different name, then perhaps I was wrong to repeal my declaration of war on your behinds!!!

It's only best in Netjak's eyes. Numbers arn't everything you know.

No...there are plenty who are not in Netjak who know we're the best and try their best to topple us. That's the name of the game, son. Meanwhile, whenever you really wish to express a grievance against us, the Netjak 12 is ready and waiting.

If they ever want to war us. It's their GL members, vs. Our GL members.

That's my rule.

It's funny seeing clans who are limited to one server try to divide our own clan up as they see fit.

Lol...

So, in other words, do ya'll really want to do this?

The fact is that bottle didn't play half of our clan, let alone half of our golds.
The fact is that bottle wasn't acting on behalf of NJ when he decided to fight us.
The fact is that I played bottle multiple times because I'm not all talk, like NJ is when it comes to fighting other clans.
The fact is you called off your NJ 12 challenge when it came to AL taking up the challenge
The fact is that we back up our talk when it comes to wars, while NJ just pussyfoots around everything.

WOAH. Dem be fightin' words!!! I took away the war because I had no problem with ya'll...are you guys going to have more balls than XF and actually declare battle with us?

The guantlet is in your hands, Bax...are you willing to drop it at my feet? With all of this trash-talking, surely you must!

Hey Pollos, you realize I'm in NJ on legends

In your situation, you should be the last to say even a word against your own clan. To make it easier for both of us, I'll have you taken off the clan in Legends.

I miss Pixle the most of all. She hasn't posted since the pointless Sergiy banned Twelve.

That's very cute, and I'm sure Pixel will appreciate those words. She's been my daily partner-in-crime for almost two years now, so she's most definitely around. If she does play, it's at Legends at the moment.

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Newgen

07-05-2006, 03:09 PM

Thank you for the purge:victory:
Hosting issue resolved?

Twelve

07-05-2006, 03:24 PM

I haven't done the purge yet...hehe, and the hosting issue SHOULD be solved today, so that we can see new reviews.

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Jolly Rancher

07-05-2006, 03:51 PM

Good, I want to see some more reviews from my favorite gaming site!!

Twelve, do you still write reviews for them?

I was pleased to see that one of the netjak staff liked the new dot hack game at E3, I'm still heavily anticipating it.

HorNeT

07-05-2006, 04:05 PM

I got him for ya scroprz..

would you like to see the s/s's?

Jeffery

07-05-2006, 04:43 PM

I haven't done the purge yet...hehe, and the hosting issue SHOULD be solved today, so that we can see new reviews.

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Except that they went GoDaddy, which has worse support than just about any hoster out there........

As for the purge, I;ve been doing that on a regualr random basis for a while now. ;)

Newgen

07-05-2006, 09:51 PM

Sweet!
It's down already ;)

Jeffery

07-05-2006, 09:52 PM

It's back up, although pings back with horrible numbers. That can be expected with Godaddy as they overcrowd their servers.

Coffin Fedder

07-05-2006, 10:48 PM

Whats up guys, just got home a bit ago. Well, today was alright, besides the fact someone vandlised our shed. Took everything out of it and made a fort in the pine trees, THOSE FUCKING BASTARDS! Problem with it is, I know exactly who it was. They broke a couple of things otherwise I brung it all back. I didn't wanna climb 35feet in the air too grab 2 rolls of barbwire though, I think I probably would of hurt myself. Otherwise, how you guys been doing?

Kreator

07-05-2006, 11:03 PM

Coffin Fedder

07-05-2006, 11:04 PM

I'm fine. Sounds like you had a great time ;) :)

I Know man! It was so much fun, pinched a nerve in my arm then played some catch with my Cousin. That was the only good part of the day, also shot some hoops.

O yea, Twelve or Jeffery, It won't let me log into the Netjak Forums. I've entered my name Correctly and password correctly? WHATS GOING ON! (sorry just a little mad still)

Newgen

07-05-2006, 11:29 PM

The rollback probably just deleted your account.
Just make it again.

allstarGL

07-06-2006, 12:27 AM

I can't get on the netjak forums.

Jolly Rancher

07-06-2006, 12:28 AM

Yeah, I think it's down

Newgen

07-06-2006, 01:04 AM

It's been going in and out for me.
New host :dry:

Merdoc.

07-06-2006, 02:37 AM

First time its down for me.

Jolly Rancher

07-06-2006, 03:17 AM

It's been going in and out for me.
New host :dry:

I love you :confused: what did you just say?

Jeffery

07-06-2006, 06:22 AM

Yeah, the new host is down quite a bit already. I coulda warned them about GoDaddy as a host........

Twelve

07-06-2006, 08:56 AM

Except that they went GoDaddy, which has worse support than just about any hoster out there........

How do you know all of this???

I can't get on the netjak forums.

Yep...we're down at the moment. Which means two things...1. We got problems and 2. We're working on it and 3. REVIEWS will be up soon! I've got like...FOUR in the oven.

Yeah, the new host is down quite a bit already. I coulda warned them about GoDaddy as a host........

That's it. I'm going to have the execs refer to you. I'm going to vouch for you and get them to listen...this is getting on my nerves...

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Jeffery

07-06-2006, 09:01 AM

I don;t care if they use me. But damnit they need to look at reliabiltiy of the host more carefully. I can give them some REALLY good references of hosters that will work better. Preferably ones that do not oversell themselves.

Twelve

07-06-2006, 09:07 AM

Well, it's beginning to look like Slusy, 32 and Alk need a bit of help...I'm getting tired of this.

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Newgen

07-06-2006, 09:17 AM

I love you :confused: what did you just say?
Well I suppose you heard me ;)

allstarGL

07-06-2006, 12:23 PM

well now they are down completely but before when i wnet on i couldnt access the tao section of the forums.

the bird

07-06-2006, 01:01 PM

i havn't came here in a while so i just stop by to say hey and to see how ya'll boys are doing.

Jax'D

07-06-2006, 03:58 PM

Yeah, neither have I. Hey guys! :)

Newgen

07-06-2006, 05:51 PM

I must say, I'm hating GoDaddy's gimmicks...

Coffin Fedder

07-06-2006, 07:57 PM

I must say, I'm hating GoDaddy's gimmicks...

True, but the only good thing about it is the chick:D

Merdoc.

07-07-2006, 01:26 AM

Yeah, neither have I. Hey guys! :)
It's funny how you think your a French fan. Lets go France! There in the finals! Go jump on the band wagon. Oh ya, hey NJ.

Geeky_Bastard

07-07-2006, 01:36 AM

*Takes dump on nj forums*

Work damnit WORK! Jeff I thought you fixed this? BOOOO I got some NJ wins and recruites I need to post!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Edit: Almsot forgot... *takes dump on French flag then folds in half, lights it on fire and sets it on Merd's porch then knocks and runs and hids*

Scorpionz

07-07-2006, 03:03 AM

Wow, You got a few typos there buddy. :p

Hatchet Warrior

07-07-2006, 03:23 AM

This looks like a perfect time for a Hatchet Attack!! :gun: :fire: :king2:

As you all can tell I am in a VERY good mood right now and that's because of the trip I took this week! I went down the Denver and had one of the best times of my life. From the badass partying I did to the chill it was awesome. I got to see my family and my 3 month old cousin. I got to connect with some of my family like I never did before and didn't want it to end.

This has been a short Hatchet Attack!

Jax'D

07-07-2006, 06:04 AM

It's funny how you think your a French fan. Lets go France! There in the finals! Go jump on the band wagon. Oh ya, hey NJ.

Ahem I live in france :cool:

Scorpionz

07-07-2006, 07:17 AM

Ahem I live in france :cool:

What about the "English Pride" ? :p

Newgen

07-07-2006, 07:31 AM

*Takes dump on nj forums*

Work damnit WORK! Jeff I thought you fixed this? BOOOO I got some NJ wins and recruites I need to post!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Jeffery was just working on a purge, he had nothing to do with the new hosting selection.

Jeffery

07-07-2006, 07:32 AM

I tried to fix things for them. They chose another route to go......

Geeky_Bastard

07-07-2006, 07:34 AM

Jeffery was just working on a purge, he had nothing to do with the new hosting selection.
I thought Jeff said he was working with Alk and 32 about the hosting stuff.

Newgen

07-07-2006, 07:37 AM

I tried to fix things for them. They chose another route to go......
He tried but he did not pick/suggest GoDaddy

Jeffery

07-07-2006, 07:37 AM

I tried. I really did try.

They chose to go with a big named hoster because it has a big name. And was cheap. So far they are figuring that big and cheap is not good.

Part of the problem is that they don't really know me, so have no real reason to listen to my advice or accept what I offered them. (I guess my offer did seem too good to be true)

Geeky_Bastard

07-07-2006, 08:24 AM

GoDaddy is the commercial where the chicks bra breaks or somthing right? Sounds like a great company...

Justice

07-07-2006, 10:09 AM

GoDaddy is a good idea, lets use it :D

Newgen

07-07-2006, 12:15 PM

I must not get that commercial in Canada...

We are using GoDaddy already :( That's why we were down most of yesterday. There seems to have been some resolution...we'll see how long this lasts. Alk and 32 seem pleased with the help service.

ReTodd

07-07-2006, 04:23 PM

I am not a fan of the switch to a new host, and I am betting that everyone else who posted in June would agree:dry:

Newgen

07-07-2006, 04:52 PM

I just noticed today that my post count had dropped 200 or so.

Coffin Fedder

07-07-2006, 09:51 PM

Well, Today sucks and my weekend was ruined. Where me and Hatch had previously lived someone has broken into. The house is a place and i'm pissed, so I wouldn't plan on getting on my bad side:)

Newgen

07-08-2006, 01:56 AM

The house is a place?
You don't say... :rolleyes:

That's quite unfortunate. Was anything stolen?

Merdoc.

07-08-2006, 02:04 AM

It's your old house? Why does it matter so much? What was in it? What did they take?

-Dape-

07-08-2006, 03:16 AM

It's your old house? Why does it matter so much? What was in it? What did they take?
I think they took his toy Horse....:rolleyes: :p

allstarGL

07-08-2006, 01:34 PM

hey I havent been able to get on the tao section of the netjak forums for a while now. Did someone take away my access or is it something wrong with the site? Also hows the weakest link tourny going?

meat.eater

07-08-2006, 01:49 PM

PM Jeff or 12. I believe the monthly 'taking out the trash' happened.

meat.eater

07-08-2006, 01:50 PM

I just noticed today that my post count had dropped 200 or so.

Which thread was deleted?

Newgen

07-08-2006, 02:06 PM

Oh, I meant on our forums, not these ones.
All of my posts since May were deleted.
Silly rollback.

LosPollos

07-08-2006, 02:55 PM

I still can't get on the netjak.com forums at all. If i type in the direct link it says that they can't find the adress and give me a search option. If i go through the netjak.com site i get a message saying "the page cannot be displayed". Anybody know what's going on here?:confused:

Newgen

07-08-2006, 02:57 PM

Gimicky new host.
Alk and 32 are working on it...

LosPollos

07-08-2006, 03:03 PM

Gimicky new host.
Alk and 32 are working on it...
Ok, thanks....and let me guess, someone has already said that in the last couple pages right? I swear i'm not lazy :cool:

Coffin Fedder

07-09-2006, 12:57 AM

Well hey guys. Hows everything been going. I have just thought of this, HOW DO YOU CONTRIBUTE TOO THE NETJAK FAMILY! Part 1! Simply list of how you contribute too the netjak family. NO SPAM DAMNIT! I'll have Jeffery send his clowns after you if I can work it out with him.

I simply contribute by making everyone laugh of my idociy. I mean simpley look at me, I've been in Netjak for a long time now and I make Twelve still laugh which is pretty hard I think. I even cracked wacko up:)

Good luck with this, pretty intresting. Oo yea, Jeffery please if you have to streak too make it a lot more intresting.

Merdoc.

07-09-2006, 01:05 AM

Coffin, I thought you stopped with the Crack?

Coffin Fedder

07-09-2006, 01:06 AM

Coffin, I thought you stopped with the Crack?

Ehh, never been on the crap. Now a days I'm just eating packets of sugar from resturants good time with that. Plus I went to a movie and was happy:p Been in the worse mood ever so I'm trying to make the best of it.

allstarGL

07-09-2006, 03:45 PM

PM Jeff or 12. I believe the monthly 'taking out the trash' happened.
Since when did I become trash? DIS IS BULLSHIET!

Geeky_Bastard

07-09-2006, 10:02 PM

Since when did I become trash? DIS IS BULLSHIET!
Ever since you moved into the trailor park.

Scorpionz

07-09-2006, 10:08 PM

Since when did I become trash? DIS IS BULLSHIET!

Thats hilarious.

Jeffery

07-09-2006, 10:48 PM

Ever since you moved into the trailor park.
Not his fault that's where your mom lives.....

Coffin Fedder

07-09-2006, 10:52 PM

Thats where everyone lives know a days Jeffery.

Jeffery

07-09-2006, 10:54 PM

Let me send a couple of Tornados and clear it out then.....

†frost†

07-09-2006, 11:11 PM

Ehh, never been on the crap. Now a days I'm just eating packets of sugar from resturants good time with that. Plus I went to a movie and was happy:p Been in the worse mood ever so I'm trying to make the best of it.
Coffin really does eat packets of sugar:p .

Newgen

07-10-2006, 03:01 AM

Since when did I become trash? DIS IS BULLSHIET!
You know what's bs? Hamilton! A bird flew into my windshield today around Stoney Creek.:mad:

Twelve

07-10-2006, 10:01 AM

I tried to fix things for them. They chose another route to go......

Jeffery and Thargor have agreed to work together to make a new clan [netjak.com] forum, seperate and apart from the gaming review site. We will miss the hits of the TAO brethren, but we GOTS THINGS TO DO!!!

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Jolly Rancher

07-10-2006, 10:58 AM

Thargor is still around :confused:

There's nothing wrong with that, I miss the guy.

Newgen

07-10-2006, 11:20 AM

:dry: But now I'll have to keep up with more forums...I don't want to abandon our review section

Coffin Fedder

07-10-2006, 03:50 PM

Wow, Thargor and Jeffery work together? I never knew that was possible. i mean sure there both great with websites but damn!

Merdoc.

07-10-2006, 03:53 PM

Looks like anything is possible now. ;)

Coffin Fedder

07-10-2006, 04:01 PM

Looks like anything is possible now. ;)

I don't know about that, Imagine what Dove and Goosers kids would look like.:bad: OMG! *Hides in coffin*

Merdoc.

07-10-2006, 04:10 PM

Excuse me? Dove is married to me? We had kids? I don't know where you have been.

Coffin Fedder

07-10-2006, 04:12 PM

Excuse me? Dove is married to me? We had kids? I don't know where you have been.

You two were divorced because I said so. Lets stop spaming up the thread now and talk about something worthwhile.

Is 12 the greatest leader ever? find out next!

Twelve

07-11-2006, 10:06 AM

Wow, Thargor and Jeffery work together? I never knew that was possible. i mean sure there both great with websites but damn!

Yeah...considering both of their skills, what they make should be HOT.

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Coffin Fedder

07-11-2006, 03:11 PM

Yeah...considering both of their skills, what they make should be HOT.

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Of Course there both insane with those kinds of things! Thats what they live for, supporting just about everything or destroying it:p

So, who here thinks Twelve is an Overall great leader. Everyone who votes gives him +100:D

Newgen

07-11-2006, 05:09 PM

Are you even giving options to vote for someone else? It was a yes or no question.

Coffin Fedder

07-11-2006, 05:13 PM

Pick any leader you want agasint Twelve:p And we'll (everyone) pick whos better. Personally Twelve is my favorite even though I barley see the guy online;)

Merdoc.

07-11-2006, 05:23 PM

What about Dove? Or your brother?

Newgen

07-11-2006, 05:25 PM

Well then I'll cast my vote in on ED. He seems to do the most leader'ing

Kreator

07-11-2006, 05:40 PM

I like all leaders (duh) ED is one that helps me the most and taught me to play better,so I would have to cast my vote on him. :) Twelve is awesome too, but I barely know him.

meat.eater

07-11-2006, 08:36 PM

Lets not "vote" on our leaders. :-\

Kreator

07-11-2006, 08:37 PM

Lets not "vote" on our leaders. :-\

Why not? Just becuase you know you're not gonna get voted for is no reason to ruin the fun :p

Dove

07-12-2006, 10:30 AM

Why not? Just becuase you know you're not gonna get voted for is no reason to ruin the fun :p

Haha... I'd vote for Meat. He's one of mah favorite posters. And by poster, I don't only mean forum poster. I also mean the one of him posing sexilly (yeah I went there) that's hanging on my wall.

Yeah baby!

<3 Merdoc.

~SlayeR~

07-12-2006, 11:35 AM

That's just strange and creppy.... O_o

HorNeT

07-12-2006, 12:44 PM

Haha... I'd vote for Meat. He's one of mah favorite posters. And by poster, I don't only mean forum poster. I also mean the one of him posing sexilly (yeah I went there) that's hanging on my wall.

Yeah baby!

<3 Merdoc.
I hate you.

You bastard bird.

You have shat on me for the last time! It's over!

Coffin Fedder

07-12-2006, 01:02 PM

Lets not "vote" on our leaders. :-\

No no meat, where not seeing whos the "best" leader in the clan. Where just seeing who everyone thinks helps out the most with the clan.

Kreator

07-12-2006, 01:45 PM

Congratulations Newgen on being a leader. *pats Newgens sexy ass... I mean back*

Merdoc.

07-12-2006, 01:55 PM

Oh hes a leader? Congrats!

Kreator

07-12-2006, 02:03 PM

Check the welcome message on Banff.

Newgen

07-12-2006, 03:12 PM

Thanks guys.
Aww ED, you shouldn't have ;)

Jeffery

07-12-2006, 05:33 PM

Congrats Newgy. And just in time for the new forums to be going online.

New NetCave!!!!! (http://netjak-tao.com/forum)

But we won't be telling anyine what the forums address is, cuz they all suck at finding hidden things.

Eagle24

07-12-2006, 05:36 PM

Congrats Newgen.

DarkMethod GL

07-12-2006, 05:46 PM

Hey Newgen congrats on the leadership spot.

Kreator

07-13-2006, 09:04 AM

Awww, c'mon jeff... tell us where the new clan netjak forums are! :p

Hatchet Warrior

07-13-2006, 09:26 AM

Put that away punk!

Kreator

07-13-2006, 09:28 AM

Put that away punk!

:(

Newgen

07-13-2006, 09:39 AM

Haha real discrete ;)

Coffin Fedder

07-13-2006, 03:53 PM

Well, guys, As of late GL has been boring me and I've been thinking. and I decided.... .I'm switching too a differnt server! Anyone think I should switch to Army of Banff?

C.H.I.L.L.

07-13-2006, 07:06 PM

armys a shit whole, go to banff

whaaaat--im kiddin......:(

Merdoc.

07-13-2006, 07:20 PM

Well, guys, As of late GL has been boring me and I've been thinking. and I decided.... .I'm switching too a differnt server! Anyone think I should switch to Army of Banff?
You have betrayed me for the last time!

Kreator

07-13-2006, 07:21 PM

Well, guys, As of late GL has been boring me and I've been thinking. and I decided.... .I'm switching too a differnt server! Anyone think I should switch to Army of Banff?

Banff :)

Coffin Fedder

07-13-2006, 07:21 PM

You have betrayed me for the last time!

I'm sorry merdoc! I just want a differnt experiance now a days so thats why I've cheated on you with DOVE! CRAP wasn't suppose too let that out. *hides behind something*

Biohazard77

07-13-2006, 07:32 PM

>.<

Anyhow...Banff :)

Merdoc.

07-13-2006, 07:40 PM

I'm sorry merdoc! I just want a differnt experiance now a days so thats why I've cheated on you with DOVE! CRAP wasn't suppose too let that out. *hides behind something*
No you haven't.

Coffin Fedder

07-13-2006, 07:42 PM

No you haven't.

Ummm yes I have, I totally have.

Merdoc.

07-13-2006, 07:43 PM

Ummm yes I have, I totally have.
If you ruin our family. I will kill you. You do know that.

Coffin Fedder

07-13-2006, 07:52 PM

If you ruin our family. I will kill you. You do know that.

If you ruin our relationship I'll have someone get you in the butt. You do know that?

Merdoc.

07-13-2006, 08:10 PM

Your never going to take him away from me. You don't even deserve to date. Your to young.

Coffin Fedder

07-13-2006, 08:12 PM

Your never going to take him away from me. You don't even deserve to date. Your to young.

Your too old, you don't even have the proof of your kids;)

Hugh Janus

07-13-2006, 08:13 PM

Stop talking to my mom. Stop spamming!

Coffin Fedder

07-13-2006, 08:18 PM

All i want is proof of you and your brothers and sisters. I'm sure They have a couple of pictrues lieing around:)

Merdoc.

07-13-2006, 08:19 PM

Ask Dove, your loosing a battle you can't win. So, lets do what Hugh said and stop spamming now. Lets take it to MSN or PM's. Ty ty, mm2 mm2.

Coffin Fedder

07-13-2006, 08:22 PM

Me and Merdoc. have came too a final desicion from this! I'm his brotha from another motha!

What I have missed so far today?

KBHoleN1

07-13-2006, 09:06 PM

What I have missed so far today?
Yoda, you are not.

:bigsmile:

Newgen

07-14-2006, 08:05 AM

Missed today, what have I? [/yoda]

Kreator

07-14-2006, 11:55 AM

I'm thinking of upgrading on either GL or Army. I don't know which I should pick :/ What server do j00 guys think I should upgrade on?

Dove

07-14-2006, 05:55 PM

Stop talking to my mom. Stop spamming!

Yes.

And now, for a pubic service announcement: I have them!

And NOW, for a PUBLIC service announcement:

ATTENTION LOYAL JAKKERS!

With the creation of our Netjak 12, Netjak.com has set up a pillar of skill and overall TAO greatness that has yet to be challenged by anyone... period. However, there are more than 12 great Jakkers, as we all know. Netjak could not be as strong as it is with only the efforts of these 12. While I don't mean to undermine the skill of the 12 at all, as I firmly believe in their abilities, my own netjak pride begs the question:

"If anyone can beat The Netjak 12, shouldn't it be someone equally as netjak strong?"

This question will soon be answered, for the infamous Netjak 12 have proposed a challenge, not to another rival clan or to a competitor, but to the 12's netjak brothers and sisters! It is in answer to this challenge, and as an act of true all around netjak pride that I am forming the temporary alliance...

The Netjak 13-24

This secondary elite group of warriors, comprised of tried and true netjakkers, should be the first challenge for our brothers in arms. With netjak pride I say, and truly believe, that if the 13-24 can't beat the 12, then what other clan really stands a chance? I don't mean to demean or belittle other clans, but netjak are the top of the food chain (for a long time down the chain)... and all true jakkers know it.

We already have the beginnings of an outstanding force of players ready for action. Contact any of these people if you are interested in trying to join the 13-24. A * will be placed by those who are also netjak leaders who you should be able to get a hold of quickly either on these forums or in game.

The Netjak 13-24
Dove (on GL as Fatalis)*
Newgen*
ozmaj85*
|airforceone|*
NERO*

The Ultimater

07-15-2006, 02:30 PM

Hey guys. Some of you might not remember/know me because i haven't been on lately but now i'm back bebe..:cool2:

Coffin Fedder

07-15-2006, 02:42 PM

Dove, I'll tryout for it. I mean, I've been on Netjaks boat for the longest time and I'd be honered in something like this. I want Newgy grey on grey

Hatchet Warrior

07-15-2006, 04:59 PM

I have a secret for all of you and it won't be good for everyone else.

Kreator

07-15-2006, 04:59 PM

What is the secret? :p

Merdoc.

07-15-2006, 08:31 PM

That your mom's hot.

Kreator

07-15-2006, 08:35 PM

That your mom's hot.

:confused:

Merdoc.

07-15-2006, 08:42 PM

:confused:
*Gangster voice* Yah, take another one.

Elektra

07-16-2006, 12:03 AM

Hey Guys!!!!!!

Hatchet Warrior

07-16-2006, 12:23 AM

hey Elek!

Coffin Fedder

07-16-2006, 12:52 AM

Hey Guys!!!!!!

ELEKTRA! Finally the Pony I've been waiting too give you! *opens door* I crap I forgot ponys eat food don't they?

Well guys, I'm gonna be of the FPS for awhile and switching too Legends. I've bee trying too learn the grey skills with gold units a lot better which I have so far. I've had some advice from some past friends that I saw over there.

Eagle, if your reading this I want you too cancel my gold on GL. I won't be using it and I don't want you to waste your money.

Jeffery

07-16-2006, 12:29 PM

Ok, the main bigs have been exterminated. So the time has now come to bring it out a bit more:
The New Netcave (http://netjak-tao.com/forum)

Remember the main sections are Netjak or nothing, although we do have a small section for Outsiders and Netjakker in other clans as well.

Newgen

07-16-2006, 11:22 PM

Very small.
It'd be fantastic if we could host some teaser reviews ;)
It's been...ages...since I've read any or ours.
I want Newgy
:blush2:

Jeffery

07-16-2006, 11:27 PM

Reviews???

allstarGL

07-17-2006, 12:19 AM

Man i've tried getting an activation email like 6 times now. I tried when you first posted the site up and didn't get it tried again couple times now and still cant get it, and when i try to make a new account it says my email has already been taken so I know that it's not sending it to the wrong email.

Jeffery

07-17-2006, 02:11 AM

Check your spam filters. Most likely your email is simply filtering it.

Merdoc.

07-17-2006, 02:40 AM

Check your spam filters. Most likely your email is simply filtering it.
No, when I say resend activation email. It says error. I never got anything at all. Something is wrong. :(

Soda

07-17-2006, 02:47 AM

Jeffery I tried registering, but it didn't send anything to my email, it is the one I use here - regurgitator911@hotmail.com. I tried using my school email, but it didn't send anything there either. Is there anyway you can confirm it for me, if I prove that it is my email?

Kreator

07-17-2006, 11:44 AM

That happened to me when I changed my email adress... I clicked something that allowed to change it again... I changed it back to what I originally had and all I had to do was reactivate my account =) Unfortunetaly I don't remember what I clicked to do that... :dry:

Twelve

07-17-2006, 11:49 AM

Pick any leader you want agasint Twelve:p And we'll (everyone) pick whos better. Personally Twelve is my favorite even though I barley see the guy online;)

Bah. Netjak leader vs. Netjak leader is foolish. We all have our roles to play, and the whole clan would fall if any one of us didn't do our roles. My role is simply that of overall leader. I'm most active via emails and forums, admininstration and moderation. I'm the coach. My skills remain sharp via Legends, though I do try to play one game in Rev a day to keep my 2-scout skills up.

Thanks guys.
Aww ED, you shouldn't have

Yeah, ED felt like Newgen would be a good helper for him in Banff, and I had a hard time disagreeing with that sentiment. Already, Newg is stepping up in great ways. Is it a coincedence that Banff is once again number one for us since he's been leader there? ;)

This question will soon be answered, for the infamous Netjak 12 have proposed a challenge, not to another rival clan or to a competitor, but to the 12's netjak brothers and sisters! It is in answer to this challenge, and as an act of true all around netjak pride that I am forming the temporary alliance...

The Netjak 13-24

This boy cracks me up. BRING IT! It should be a fun tourney. I said that if any Netjak sub-team beats us, they get to all have a single gold account in Legends. (Could be expensive if we lose.)

Hey Guys!!!!!!

Wow. Long time no post.

Man i've tried getting an activation email like 6 times now. I tried when you first posted the site up and didn't get it tried again couple times now and still cant get it, and when i try to make a new account it says my email has already been taken so I know that it's not sending it to the wrong email.

I believe I can manually activate you....hold on....

...yep...you're all set, bro.

Yes, the NEW NETCAVE (http://netjak-tao.com/forum/index.php) is the joint. Even Netjakkers who are not "Netjak-Or-Nothing" have places to chat and post, but the "N-O-N" guys get to see it all.

Also, please note that the competition to make the Netjak 12 will begin July 24th. Put your name down early to get a guaranteed chance.

Netjak 4 life, fools!!

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Hatchet Warrior

07-17-2006, 12:01 PM

You should manually activate me. I am having the same problem as star, but not as many reactivations. :P
Oh and twelve, i've been practicing up my gray skills so I can beat your damned anti-grey set.

Twelve

07-17-2006, 12:04 PM

Hehehehee....bring it.

I can only manually activate you if you're lacking the email activation. PM me through these forums if this is a problem.

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P.S. Hatchet, you're taken care of.

Coffin Fedder

07-17-2006, 12:41 PM

*waits for Hatchet Attack*

Hatchet Warrior

07-17-2006, 12:44 PM

The next Hatchet Attack! will be next week unless I get a few select people to ask for it.

† Bubacik †

07-17-2006, 02:46 PM

Lol guys look at this !!!

http://img380.imageshack.us/img380/3001/0mglm2.png (http://imageshack.us)

^^ That guy suck. Can he get ban for that or no ?

Kreator

07-17-2006, 02:51 PM

LMFAO. Blooper bloop obviously has no idea what he's saying. Bubo, unfortunately, he prolly can't be banned, hopefully he can be banned from netjak though. XD

Newgen

07-17-2006, 02:53 PM

He's not in NJ...
cybering's a harmless crime ;)
Just kidding... I mean... I don't do that sort of thing... :blush2:

lthlinjction

07-17-2006, 02:55 PM

Lol guys look at this !!!

http://img380.imageshack.us/img380/3001/0mglm2.png (http://imageshack.us)

^^ That guy suck. Can he get ban for that or no ?
And what possible reason could he be banned for?

Merdoc.

07-17-2006, 03:38 PM

And what possible reason could he be banned for?
He is 1337. Deal with it. :cool:

Twelve, Newgen, Jeffery. Please manually upgrade me. I have been waiting many days for the activation email to come. I have resent it many times. Nothing is here.

Jeffery

07-17-2006, 04:02 PM

That won;t work though. Your account needs to be able to receive emails if needed. The emails are being sent. Check your spam filter and you'll probably find it.

Merdoc.

07-17-2006, 04:04 PM

That won;t work though. Your account needs to be able to receive emails if needed. The emails are being sent. Check your spam filter and you'll probably find it.
I checked everything man. Something is wrong with the forums.

Jeffery

07-17-2006, 04:06 PM

Funny how it works for 98% of everyone else. But damn, it must be the forums when YOU can;t get an email. I mean, the fact that I get 20 emails a day from it, and that 30+ other people have gotten tthe emails needed must mean the forums doesn;t send emails.

Merdoc.

07-17-2006, 04:08 PM

Hachtet Warrior has been waiting to.

Jeffery

07-17-2006, 04:09 PM

No he hasn;t.

He had trouble, and it was Hotmail spam filtering the emails. Since you are using hotmail also, it means hotmail is sometimes filtering emails, depending on YOUR settings in it.

Merdoc.

07-17-2006, 04:12 PM

Well, when I say resend email validation. It says an error has occured. I lower'd my spam filter. What do I do?

Jeffery

07-17-2006, 04:14 PM

Show me a screenshot of the error, so I know what it is.

Merdoc.

07-17-2006, 04:18 PM

Did you manually upgrade me? Cuz now I'm allowed in. But I was about to show you the error msg.

Newgen

07-17-2006, 04:32 PM

Errr....All in a day's work? :huh:

Jeffery

07-17-2006, 04:34 PM

Hotmail has some stupid filters, and a lot of things tend to get junkmailed on it. I love when people claim my site isn;t sending the emails, just because THEIR choice of email provider is screwy.

Merdoc.

07-17-2006, 04:42 PM

Newgen

07-17-2006, 04:43 PM

I didn't/couldn't have done a thing there ;)
If you're waiting for an invite on Banff, I'll be there for the next 15 minutes or so.

Merdoc.

07-17-2006, 04:44 PM

I didn't/couldn't have done a thing there ;)
If you're waiting for an invite on Banff, I'll be there for the next 15 minutes or so.
Ok, I was just wondering, since your blue and all. Or does Blue mean Admin, and Mod, and Leader.

Newgen

07-17-2006, 04:57 PM

The last two ;)
I can safely say this will be just about the most well-moderated forum on the entire internet.

Merdoc.

07-17-2006, 05:47 PM

Well, every K I make my post in the Jak thread. It has been a blast since I started. I just wanted to thank you all for helping me out if I needed it. It is a wonderful exp to be in the Jak.

NJ STRONG!!!!

Coffin Fedder

07-17-2006, 06:24 PM

bobdagangsta

07-17-2006, 06:31 PM

Netjak Strong!!!!!!!

Coffin Fedder

07-17-2006, 07:00 PM

Well, hey guys. I'm doing better on legends, just got 1050 finally. "such low stats for there'

Newgen

07-17-2006, 07:08 PM

congratulations ;)
Long way to go.

Kreator

07-17-2006, 07:29 PM

I was going to pay for W-Mac, but he won't gimme the pass. I refuse to pay for something I don't have access to, so I guess unless soemone else pays for it it's gonna be wiped. :(

Jeffery

07-17-2006, 08:01 PM

I was going to pay for W-Mac, but he won't gimme the pass. I refuse to pay for something I don't have access to, so I guess unless soemone else pays for it it's gonna be wiped. :(
No offense, but under conditions like that I would NEVER allow you to pay for anything.

Assholes like you that demand passwords before they help someone out are the same douchebags that then dump the units if pissed off. You want to be a Dape or a Deepnub, then you are on the right track.

I've paid for more than 20 peoples accoutns over the years, and never once asked for the password.

Kreator

07-17-2006, 08:06 PM

Actually, I thought you needed the password to upgrade the account, so in that case, I might upgrade it. I would prefer the password, but now that I know you don't need it, I will think about it.

DarkMethod GL

07-17-2006, 08:50 PM

Hey NJ hows it going?

Newgen

07-17-2006, 09:37 PM

We do just fine.
Thanks for asking DM.
Apparently we're keeping it NJ Strong ;)

Hughes

07-17-2006, 11:18 PM

Dammit Jeffery.

Why must you come and kill whales?

Hugh Junit

07-17-2006, 11:58 PM

Dammit Jeffery.

Why must you come and kill whales?

So the rest of us can feast on the blubber.

Newgen

07-18-2006, 12:07 AM

Hugh, you still need to register at the new cave ;)

Coffin Fedder

07-18-2006, 12:21 AM

This following broadcast your are about too see if supported by NeTjAk!!!!! We would like too say thanks for them being the most DOMIANT! Clan in Tao History.

Well, anything going on with you, and bashing or smashing that you want to do???? You want to make the taste out of someone. I'm allowing a day of challenge people out so you could show them whos boss! I personally wanna call out Deepnub but ehh, not worth the effort anymore.

I would like to thank Netjak for sponsering everything they've done since the clans been alive.

bobdagangsta

07-18-2006, 08:38 AM

Hugh, you still need to register at the new cave ;)

Does he know what the link is?

Newgen

07-18-2006, 09:15 AM

I'd assume so...he still has access to the old cave.

Twelve

07-18-2006, 11:12 AM

That was weird though. I didn't get an email. It still activated itself. Newgen? Could you be the one behind this? Also, could I get permission to be a member, since I'm NJ or nothing, and the servers I am clanless in (Rev) (Banff) (Army) I am just waiting for the invites.

You're hooked up now.

Hugh, you still need to register at the new cave

He'll get there on his own good time. Hugh is Netjak.com emeritus. :bigsmile:

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bobdagangsta

07-18-2006, 01:35 PM

Hugh is a very busy Dad. :p

Jax'D

07-18-2006, 02:11 PM

Guess whos back in nj? :)
Good to be back again. So whats up guys?

Eagle24

07-18-2006, 02:14 PM

Im doing fine. How about you? Also Good to have you back in NJ Jax'D

Newgen

07-18-2006, 02:21 PM

Let me know if you need an invite on Banff ;)

Jax'D

07-18-2006, 02:22 PM

I'll ask ya for one when wipe is done, newgy :)

Thanks eagle :)

bobdagangsta

07-18-2006, 04:35 PM

Welcome to back to netjak.com. Are you going to gold on banff?

Jax'D

07-18-2006, 04:45 PM

Not as of yet. I prefer playing grey there and gold jumping.
Might aswell be in nj there too eh?

bobdagangsta

07-18-2006, 04:47 PM

Yea. NETJAK STRONG!!!11!!!

Kreator

07-18-2006, 05:23 PM

Hey Jax. Welcome back to netjak. :)

Jax'D

07-18-2006, 05:26 PM

Thanks.

Newgen

07-18-2006, 07:32 PM

Newgen makes 1000 :O
I dedicate this post to... me
Congratulations on a year of dedication ;)

Kreator

07-18-2006, 07:36 PM

Congratulations. :)

The Ultimater

07-18-2006, 07:48 PM

Hey Jax'd tell me ur grey name on banff ok? i want to play you and see how you play k?:p

Coffin Fedder

07-18-2006, 09:36 PM

Hey Jax'd tell me ur grey name on banff ok? i want to play you and see how you play k?:p

Oo yea, we forgot to tell you. Thats Krome....

The Ultimater

07-18-2006, 09:43 PM

ugghh...huh? well yeah i haven't been on for a long time. sorry ill try to fit in!:p

Geeky_Bastard

07-18-2006, 09:44 PM

The Ultimater

07-18-2006, 09:46 PM

well netjak is a legendary clan! everyone know's us! my friend just started and he is like! wow you guys are all so awesome! you play so good! so yeah even a lot of n00bs know us!

Coffin Fedder

07-18-2006, 09:46 PM

Newgen

07-18-2006, 09:48 PM

What's the scale like?
What's 500 chips worth?
Can you... trade 500 chips for a bag of cookies?

Coffin Fedder

07-18-2006, 09:50 PM

What's the scale like?
What's 500 chips worth?
Can you... trade 500 chips for a bag of cookies?

I think its 501 chips for that.

The Ultimater

07-18-2006, 09:53 PM

allright i don't get these chips stuff...what do you mean buy getting chips? do i get chips?

KBHoleN1

07-18-2006, 09:53 PM

I have a gazillion chips, cause I'm always supa-fly.

I've also been told that I was a sexy slut, that comment being directed at my last post in this thread. Talking dirty really turns me on, so I'm gonna keep posting here. This is better than those 1-800 numbers.

The Ultimater

07-18-2006, 09:55 PM

i still don't get what these chips are and "Talking dirty really turns you on"? wow that don't really turns me on that's just like normal to me!

Newgen

07-18-2006, 09:56 PM

I can't retort that...

Chips are probably a rep equivalent there I'm assuming, I just hope it's worth more than rep :dry:
wow that don't really turns me on that's just like normal to me!
You lie :O
lol...wait this is normal to you? So what's out of the ordinary for you? ;)

The Ultimater

07-18-2006, 09:59 PM

So you earn those chips by winning battles or posting or..you know what? just leave it i don't really need to know what those chips are i'm just as happy without them.

Newgen

07-18-2006, 10:01 PM

That's the spirit ;)
Especially since your banner reads netjak not XF in any case.

The Ultimater

07-18-2006, 10:03 PM

I'm very sorry , i'm like a grandpa asking all these questions but i just came back i was away for 2 months and i'm not familiar with the expression "XF"

Newgen

07-18-2006, 10:06 PM

You're no grandpa yet :P
I was referring to X-Factor, the clan with the "chip system" on their forums.

Dove

07-18-2006, 10:24 PM

Doc., a bit late, but good to have ya in the Cave. I'm already lovin' 'em.

Jakkers! Let me just tell ya, the new netcave kicks my butt in ways it's never been kicked before! Go there!

Newgen

07-18-2006, 10:26 PM

And his butt's taken quite the beating if you know what he means ;)
The new cave kicks on a whole new level.

Jeffery

07-18-2006, 10:30 PM

So you earn those chips by winning battles or posting or..you know what? just leave it i don't really need to know what those chips are i'm just as happy without them.
The forums are for readign and writing messages to clan mates. The more crap you add, the slower the forums run, and the more likelyhood of crashes.

El Cid

07-18-2006, 10:33 PM

Coffin Fedder

07-18-2006, 11:27 PM

*looks around*

What's up TAOers!

This is El Cid, saying hi to you all, in one of my rare (as you know) appearances. I thought I'd come by and say hi to bring to your attention the awsome banner ExpectDeath did for me (Thanks ED).

As a leader in Legends, I have not had much time to say hi to the chums in Great Lakes. Alas, though, I have to say, my open challenges in Great Lakes have had less than satisfactory responses.

If you want to see me drop by in Legends (if you do believe it exists, of course), and when I do show up in Great Lakes, do step forward, you know my motto ;) (Open challenges on 6!)

Nothing wrong with that Elly, man, I'm up for one of you challenges any day. You are the only person in all of GL that I have played that used a proper rush not the mage bomb or with the DSM or GA. I still won that one but I got luck.

Edit: Thanks too Ed for the new banner! *stares*

The Ultimater

07-19-2006, 08:08 AM

The forums are for readign and writing messages to clan mates. The more crap you add, the slower the forums run, and the more likelyhood of crashes.

sorry Jeffery :( ill just chat normaly with the fellow tao players and ill try to get better posts.

Hatchet Warrior

07-19-2006, 08:19 AM

Nice banner Coffin. Ciddy, you always can jump on GL when you want. I end up pulling a double shift all the time.

The Ultimater

07-19-2006, 09:30 AM

I got a gold account and i would like to know how to upgrade it on the forums too! do i need some kind of pin for that or just the account pass?

Newgen

07-19-2006, 10:03 AM

You need to submit a help ticket with "upgrade forum account" as the ticket type. You'll need your gold subscription number. You can find the number in your e-mail receipt. If you've deleted the receipt already, you can wait for them to send you another next month or you can check your paypal/credit card transaction history, the subscription number will be there as well.

The Ultimater

07-19-2006, 10:06 AM

yeah but i got the account so there is no way of upgrading this on on the forums than?:(

Newgen

07-19-2006, 10:10 AM

There is, you just need your subscription number to upgrade. They give you a copy of the number in every receipt and transaction.

Coffin Fedder

07-19-2006, 03:03 PM

There is, you just need your subscription number to upgrade. They give you a copy of the number in every receipt and transaction.

You in your big words. And uhh your short confusing ones..

Jax'D

07-19-2006, 04:30 PM

I need an invite at banff.

Name: ZomG It's Jax'D

bobdagangsta

07-19-2006, 04:34 PM

Leaders on banff are ExpectDeath and Newgen.

Jax'D

07-19-2006, 06:07 PM

Yeah I know. Don't forget jeff.

Cliche

07-19-2006, 06:43 PM

Hello all. I just joined Netjak and I'm hoping to have a great time here. I've seen all or most of Netjak's players, and forummers and I have no problems with them so I'm sure I'll have a great time. Thanks for letting me join!

bobdagangsta

07-19-2006, 06:47 PM

Welcome Cliche.

NETJAK STRONG!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!1

TeXaS LoNgHoRnS

07-19-2006, 06:57 PM

i was wonderin if i could get a tryout for netjak on my grey....and i have to be 1000+ right?

Jax'D

07-19-2006, 07:08 PM

CLICHE MY MAN
Welcome to netjak man.
Wondering when you were gonna join :)

Kreator

07-19-2006, 07:16 PM

Welcome to netjak.com Cliche. Texas Longhorns, yes you have to be 1000+ for a tryout as a grey. 1250+ gold.

The Ultimater

07-19-2006, 07:27 PM

Hey Welcome man and texas for gold it's not 1000+ sorry for your gold it's 1250+ i think .:)

Jax'D

07-19-2006, 07:43 PM

Ultimer, he asked to join on a grey and was confirming the 1000+ requirement :dry:

Jeffery

07-19-2006, 07:59 PM

bobdagangsta

07-19-2006, 08:00 PM

Texas, being Netjak Or Nothing is much better.:good:

TeXaS LoNgHoRnS

07-19-2006, 08:15 PM

Hey Welcome man and texas for gold it's not 1000+ sorry for your gold it's 1250+ i think .:)

I know....im talking about grey....but i have seen greys in NJ on GL that are below 1000...so, i was wondering if i passed a tryout, i could get in a little early:)

Cliche

07-19-2006, 08:35 PM

SCREW YOU HIPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:cool:

On another note: Monkus will be away for the next week or so. His internet where he is located at the moment does not work. He'll be back soon enough though!

Newgen

07-19-2006, 09:21 PM

You in your big words. And uhh your short confusing ones..
So me and my....words :p
I know....im talking about grey....but i have seen greys in NJ on GL that are below 1000...so, i was wondering if i passed a tryout, i could get in a little early:)
Greys who were wiped are re-invited to settle your worries about them foregoing the stat requirement, we still enforce the requirement on new recruits.

Coffin Fedder

07-20-2006, 12:02 AM

So me and my....words :p

Greys who were wiped are re-invited to settle your worries about them foregoing the stat requirement, we still enforce the requirement on new recruits.

Which I am not, so wither there, wither shall, get your stats, of my hat!

-DeadBolt-

07-20-2006, 02:08 AM

Hey, im just wondering what stat i would need to tryout for netjak.com?

Merdoc.

07-20-2006, 02:45 AM

1000.

Jax'D

07-20-2006, 05:37 AM

Or 1250 if you're gold.

Soda

07-20-2006, 06:15 AM

I need invites on GL, Banff and Army. Look for Soda. :)

-DeadBolt-

07-20-2006, 06:28 AM

Thank you Merdoc and Jax'D. I will try and get to those stats so i can tryout! :)

bobdagangsta

07-20-2006, 08:11 AM

I know....im talking about grey....but i have seen greys in NJ on GL that are below 1000...so, i was wondering if i passed a tryout, i could get in a little early:)

Listen, you want to be NETJAK OR NOTHING. :p

NETJAK STRONG!!!!1!!!1!!!

Edit: Good Luck to you DeadBolt.

tid bits

07-20-2006, 10:20 AM

Not to be off subject, but i notice that netjak is back in first place on banff, how long has this been for? Nice job.

Newgen

07-20-2006, 10:22 AM

Week or two to my knowledge.
Not to...well yes to brag, ever since I got co-lead ;)

Twelve

07-20-2006, 10:24 AM

Hey guys, did you know that an XF member gets 500 chips on their forums if they beat a netjak member? AND they get a whole bunch more if they beat a leader. :huh: They must think we are really kickass :cool:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I remember when Joker's Wild had their "Joker Chips"....that cracked me up. I only went to their forums because some fool posted as me and got them all excited.

Jakkers! Let me just tell ya, the new netcave kicks my butt in ways it's never been kicked before! Go there!

Admittedly, I didn't think the new 'Cave would be THAT good.

Hello all. I just joined Netjak and I'm hoping to have a great time here. I've seen all or most of Netjak's players, and forummers and I have no problems with them so I'm sure I'll have a great time. Thanks for letting me join!

Word. Get comfy and stay a while. Take your coat off and walk around the mansion that is called Netjak.

Not to be off subject, but i notice that netjak is back in first place on banff, how long has this been for? Nice job.

People need to realize that Banff is where we were BORN. I wish I had a screenshot of when I first typed in /clan netjak.com in January '04!!!

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