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[Jonspen]

2000?

2000 what?

Stat?
Posts?

[Bottle]

Posts on the thread. And it HAD to be 12 who got it. Curse you, Hatchet! :)

[Hatchet Warrior]

Posts on the thread. And it HAD to be 12 who got it. Curse you, Hatchet! :)
Don't you just hate me? :cool:

[WaCk-HeAd]

Don't you just hate me? :cool:

*whistles while looking around innocent*

[Hatchet Warrior]

Wack, you dont count.

[WaCk-HeAd]

Wack, you dont count.

Am I THAT good?

[Thargor]

Don't you just hate me? :cool:

apparently 12 has already boarded the plane for the states, so he would not have been around to get it.

[emerald slasher]

twelve-

i didnt really get to kno u well unfortunatly....i just kno ur a hell of a player and good luck

[Hatchet Warrior]

apparently 12 has already boarded the plane for the states, so he would not have been around to get it.
My point exactly.

[Jeffery]

apparently 12 has already boarded the plane for the states, so he would not have been around to get it.
Nope. His name is on the terrorist No Fly list, so he will be turned away from the US, and be forced to go back to whence he came. And back to TAO.

[The Prophet]

and that's an order!

[Jonspen]

I think he made it, he just had to do a few corners first.

[Bottle]

This thread won't be the same without 12. :(

I might unsubscribe to it.

[WaCk-HeAd]

This thread won't be the same without 12. :(

I might unsubscribe to it.

Netjak won't be the same without 12, yet we just must pick up the pieces and move on.

[old_man_killer]

This thread won't be the same without 12. :(

I might unsubscribe to it.

Well things are looking up! :D

[WaCk-HeAd]

Well things are looking up! :D

Lol. You can't be more right ODB. :)

[Bottle]

At least I know I'm amongst friends still :)

After that from you, OMK, I just can't leave :)

[The Prophet]

Dang it OMK. We were almost rid of him.

[Bottle]

You guys are so nice to me! I'm NEVER leaving now! Thanks Prophet!

[Jonspen]

Bottle, think that un-subscribe button has a calling.

[Bottle]

Bottle, think that un-subscribe button has a calling.
You what?

[Jonspen]

Just click the damn button and go away.

[Bottle]

Aww, come on. You in a bad mood or something?

What would this thread be without my humour, advice and friendliness? :rolleyes:

[Jonspen]

A good thread.

[bludhoundz]

According to your title message, you are from Holland Jonspen. I thought you were from England. And if you are from Holland, I do suppose thats weird if you want it to be.

[psychofireman]

Well it is official, I have left Netjak. I will truely miss y'all and look forward to chatting with ya when i am online

[FryLock]

If you have left, you should probably take down that banner. We'll miss you, psycho, but I guess you have to do what's right. After all, you did leave them for us...

Blud - haven't you ever seen Goldmember? That's where Jon's location quote is from.

[psychofireman]

clacker did an awsome job on the banner, and i love it. unless he makes me a new one i am keeping this one..just close your eyes when the firetruck drives up and it will be all good....consider it free advertising for y'all

[Hugh Junit]

Awww, I can't believe psycho jumped ship. Don't even THINK about taking Leigh with you, buddy. She's all our's now.
MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... *breaks into a violent coughing fit*......ahem. Sorry.

And we need people like Bottle in this thread. If we didn't have non-netjakkers here, we'd have nothing to do but sit around and make fun of T3k's banners.
That sh*t would get old real quick.

[T3km4n]

=(

[Jeffery]

Well it is official, I have left Netjak. I will truely miss y'all and look forward to chatting with ya when i am online
Where ya going?

[roody poo]

Where ya going?

I think he is going back home.

[Leigh]

Awww, I can't believe psycho jumped ship. Don't even THINK about taking Leigh with you, buddy. She's all our's now.
MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... *breaks into a violent coughing fit*......ahem. Sorry.

You just TOTALLY made my morning by saying that Hugh! :) *HUG*
Psycho's my friend, But I'm true, blue NETJAK BABY!

Jeffery... He's going back to SI... That was his (kinda) original clan. :(

[Dajae]

Heya everyone...

I'm on GL, and I was wondering if you have any positions opening up for a Gold?.. I'm temporarily in a clan, but I'm not sure how much longer I'll be staying. Perhaps a month or 2 .... Maybe more.

Anyway, good luck with all your matches.

- Daj

[Jeffery]

Wow. So did he forget how to play and wanted to keep company with talentless hacks like Bottle? ;)

[bludhoundz]

Blud - haven't you ever seen Goldmember? That's where Jon's location quote is from.

Its been a while since I saw it.

[Leigh]

Wow. So did he forget how to play and wanted to keep company with talentless hacks like Bottle? ;)
Something like that! :)

[arendt]

Hello all, those other forums are experiencing technical difficulties, and I'm embarrassingly bored, so I thought I'd spam - err - post - here. This is like bizzarro world in Superman. These forums have no penguin posse, no crip_in_the_block... Further, you appear to be lacking the 2nd coolest picture on the intrawebhighway, this:
http://img130.exs.cx/img130/1126/knightrider.gif
(which, for some reason, I am unable to post here)

anyway, regards,
arendt

[psychofireman]

well someone had to go to si to offer y'all compitition. Leigh will always be with me in my mind even though she is netjak hard core

[Jonspen]

Man, I'll be alway's willing to give ya a fight. I remeber our fun day's with leigh on clan chat. You too were such fruitcakes. Anyway, psycho. It's been fun, later dayz.

Oh and, get our damn sig off.

:D

[FryLock]

Heya everyone...

I'm on GL, and I was wondering if you have any positions opening up for a Gold?.. I'm temporarily in a clan, but I'm not sure how much longer I'll be staying. Perhaps a month or 2 .... Maybe more.

Anyway, good luck with all your matches.

- Daj

My vote would be - not until you tell us who you are and why you are using DKR's formations. I played you yesterday using the Eindeg-Dein name (I use it infrequently, when I am bored of rev or Banff) and you had the diagonal square. You also said you weren't DKR...but you have the same forum avatar as s/he did. I, for one, am tired of the constant games of make-believe in TAO and would just like to know the truth.

But it's not my command there, so...

[old_man_killer]

your stats are too low. Netjak requires a minimum of 1250 for Golds.

[The Prophet]

Dajae, I see you as a clan hopper and so the answer would be no. No offense and if I am wrong, sorry. I do look forward to seeing you in the lobby and in some battles.

[Jonspen]

Go pro!

By the way, my offer still stands.

:P

[Bottle]

It's nice to have psycho back, after a long absence. But at least he's realised where the real power lies in TAO now that 12 has gone. :D (and :()

Oh and Jon, a few months ago I counted you one of my friends here. Why are you taking ever opportunity to have a go at me now?

Hugh, thanks.

[Leigh]

You also said you weren't DKR...but you have the same forum avatar as s/he did.


I saw DKR's pictures... HE is a HE on the outside anyway... :cool:

[psychofireman]

It's nice to have psycho back, after a long absence. But at least he's realised where the real power lies in TAO now that 12 has gone. :D (and :()

Oh and Jon, a few months ago I counted you one of my friends here. Why are you taking ever opportunity to have a go at me now?

Hugh, thanks.
Never put words in my mouth bottle

[bludhoundz]

Never put words in my mouth bottle
Yeah I wouldn't do that Bottle...
*points to psycho's banner*

[Blexican]

sorry to interupt the conversation (hides from psychofireman) but... wazup i just got recruited by thargor and jus wanted to hollah at meh new clan :cool:

[Leigh]

WELCOME! :)

[The Prophet]

Welcome to Netjak. You will not be disappointed.

[Dajae]

Dajae, I see you as a clan hopper and so the answer would be no. No offense and if I am wrong, sorry. I do look forward to seeing you in the lobby and in some battles.

Clan hopper?..

Pro, I have the highest respect for you, so do not take this the wrong way. You couldn't be farther from the truth.

I was loyal to Bushido since the start, and only recently moved clans because I wasn't impressed with the likes and attitudes of certain members. Not to mention my current clan needed a Gold account to hold the leadership through the next wipe. (Its a Grey clan)

And FryLock, I am not DKR. Nor have I tried to pretend to be him. And as for the formation, I liked the look of it, so I tried using it.. To no real avail. And in regards to the avatar being the same, that was pure coincidence.

- Daj

[Jonspen]

Oh and Jon, a few months ago I counted you one of my friends here. Why are you taking ever opportunity to have a go at me now?

We are stll friends, but sometimes you say stuff that I don't disagree with, and I am sure there has to be one person (maby even you) that will not agree with on this forums.

Oh and Blexican, welcome.

[Jeffery]

Dangit. Does this mean I can't threaten to slap him so hard as to rename him Whixican?

Welcome Blexican.

[Leigh]

Daj... I LOVE your new banner.. MUCH, MUCH COOLER! :cool:

I'd watch out for Lost though if I were you... He'll lose it!

[Blexican]

Dangit. Does this mean I can't threaten to slap him so hard as to rename him Whixican?

Welcome Blexican.
hmm thanx i guess :D o and jeffery are u hidin in the game or wat cuz i havent seen u???

[old_man_killer]

Welcome to the clan, Blexican :)

Hello Leigh :D

See ya Psycho

*looks around room and waves to the others*
Jeffery, Jon, Bottle, Hugh, & Prophet

[Leigh]

Hey my dearest OMK :)

Sending you a PM in a few.... PLEASE READ!!!

[old_man_killer]

Leigh, which forum? This one or the clan one?

[Leigh]

This one... To OMK... Just sent it to you! :)

[psychofireman]

I turely do miss you leigh!!!! :(

[Blexican]

who will recruit me on the other servers :confused:

[old_man_killer]

who will recruit me on the other servers :confused:

which servers?

[Blexican]

which servers?
banff and GL

[old_man_killer]

Look for the Prophet on GL and Search or Frylock on Banff

[Jonspen]

Welcome to the clan, Blexican :)

Hello Leigh :D

See ya Psycho

*looks around room and waves to the others*
Jeffery, Jon, Bottle, Hugh, & Prophet

*waves back*

Group hug!??!?!?

[Hugh Junit]

Welcome aboard, Blex. It's good to have ya.
The most important thing to know about netjak is this.....
Make sure to give WaCk-HeAd sh*t every chance you get. He loves it, believe me.
* slowly reaches for beer * :)

[Jonspen]

Pass one of them over here please, I emptied myself on wack.

[old_man_killer]

No beer for you, you're under age. No me on the other hand.......

[Jonspen]

Who said I am underage? I am underage to drink in a BAR.

Throw me some water here then.

[Hugh Junit]

* passes out beer to everyone *

As long as OMK and I are here, there's adult supervision. Just don't drink and drive...........and stay in school.

I'm Hugh Junit and I approve this message.

[Jonspen]

Go hugh!

*Recieives beer*

*falls drunken*

I wuv u momy

[psychofireman]

grabs beer dances on table, pours beer on Leighs white t shirt

[Sangreal]

Hi netjak.

[Jonspen]

Get the hell out of our thread. Atleast untill you re-size your sig.

[Sangreal]

Awww, you gonna cry?

[Jonspen]

You know how immature you are?

You know this is a mature clan right?

[Sangreal]

Is that a tear? It's okay wil jonny poo, is okay. You can cwy, jus let it awl out wil jonny poo.

[Jonspen]

Jonny poo?

Cry?

You just proved how immature you are...Who the hell say's jonny poo anymore?

[Bottle]

* passes out beer to everyone *
I'm Bottle, and I agree with this action.

*chugs beer*

[Office_Shredder]

FREE BEER!!!!! *Gets drunk and passes out* I... decware..... myshelf.... to be... not... dwunk...

[T3km4n]

I am the disco master of disaster.

[Office_Shredder]

*While drunk, drives to school to quit* :D

[Hugh Junit]

*While drunk, drives to school to quit* :D

Dude, that was damn funny! I nearly choked on a cashew. :D

[Office_Shredder]

Darn! My evil plan to get you to choke on a cashew while you were reading something funny partially failed! Grrr.... now I have to sit back and plot again!

[T3km4n]

*chokes on pretzel and dies*

[Bottle]

*cheers reverberate through TAO* :D ;)

[Jeffery]

No no no no no!

It's choke on pretzel, then pass out onto floor while watching TV.

[Office_Shredder]

Jeffery, at least we have the dignity to die while doing something semi-useful to the world while choking on a pretzel, like cracking a last joke.....

unlike some pretzel chokers apparently :rolleyes:

[BlackSyphon]

Who are you people?
What the hell is going on around h...........

* slowly reaches for beer *

nah most likely the ADD properties of his vast liqour intake, we don't know if he will recover....he is like the robot from futurama...

du

[Leigh]

grabs beer dances on table, pours beer on Leighs white t shirt

On second thought I think I'm REALLY glad you're in SI now... :mad:

[Bottle]

What a wasthe of a beer!

*tries to pull of Leigh's shirt in a drunken state*

[Leigh]

What a wasthe of a beer!

*tries to pull of Leigh's shirt in a drunken state*
:(

[Jonspen]

The 1000th post belongs to me!?!?!

"Cel-e-brate good times, come on! Doo doo dooo doo, dum dum dooo dooO!"

[Bottle]

Nice one. :)

Only another 6,000 to go, and you'll overtake me. :cool: [/ego]

[Jonspen]

Heh, notice how we joined same time? But oh yea, I went to legends.

Notice how we used to play when we were grey's back then? And I remember the last words I heard before I left with ozmaj and rabi.

"Jonspen, don't go. There wont be anoymore good grey's to play :("

[/dramatic]

[Bottle]

It's true though, there aren't many good greys left on any server, except for the odd few.

[Jonspen]

Cephas? - Is retired?

[Bottle]

He's one of the few remaining. But I'm not sure if he's still around.

[Hatchet Warrior]

"Blaze Ya Dead Homie is back from the underground! Woot!"
Bottle as soon as I can get on to rev, I want a game with you.
2100 is mine :D

[Hatchet Warrior]

Sorry about the double post, but a beer does sound good. lol

[Jonspen]

Why did you have to double post to talk about beer?

[Office_Shredder]

Beer is good.

[Bottle]

Cheese > beer > all.

[Jeffery]

And Beer Cheese Soup is greater than that.

[Leigh]

And Beer Cheese Soup is greater than that.

GAG-A-MAGGOT! :eek:

French Onion Soup with a big, fat, frosty mug full of beer!

[Blexican]

I am a cheese aholic and a alcoholic :D

[Hugh Junit]

frosty mug full of beer!

* wakes up from coma-like sleep *

Huh? What? Where?

[Blexican]

* wakes up from coma-like sleep *

Huh? What? Where?
we drank all the beer and cheese and left ur house a reck... peace *runs* :D

[Jonspen]

Bottle dserves to get shot, unless it was a HUGE ROUND CHEESE!

Then it is Cheese>Beer>All.

[Jeffery]

Beer Cheese Soup > All Else

We can tie Bottle to a table, then slowly, one drop at a time, drip the soup onto his forehead.

[Jonspen]

You know how to hurt a man real bad Jeff.

[The Prophet]

I say we just shoot him

[Jonspen]

Yeh well your boring.

[Leigh]

We can tie Bottle to a table, then slowly, one drop at a time, drip the soup onto his forehead.

"Chinese Soup Torture"! The newer version of the old favorite "Chinese Water Torture". :)

[Megabyte]

So cut the jazz.



just reading some of all this and i like that line

[Office_Shredder]

I just had the most amazing revelation! If you have a function f(cheese) s.t. there exists a function f'(cheese) for all points cheese>0, then f''(cheese)<=0 for all cheese axes ordered alphabetically! :cool:

[Hugh Junit]

I just had the most amazing revelation! If you have a function f(cheese) s.t. there exists a function f'(cheese) for all points cheese>0, then f''(cheese)<=0 for all cheese axes ordered alphabetically! :cool:

* tries to decipher cheese equation *

Damn, this is more serious than I thought.
Shredder, listen to me carefully and follow my instructions.
Take ALL the cheese ( and beer, while you're at it ) from your refrigerator and throw it aw.....
Better yet, tell me your address and I'll get rid of it for you. I think you may have a genuine cheese addiction and I want to help. Hey, it's the least I can do.

* fantasizes about drinking beer on a mountain of Tillamook cheddar *

[Leigh]

* tries to decipher cheese equation *

Damn, this is more serious than I thought.


Crack me up royally!!!! :D

[Bottle]

I just had the most amazing revelation! If you have a function f(cheese) s.t. there exists a function f'(cheese) for all points cheese>0, then f''(cheese)<=0 for all cheese axes ordered alphabetically! :cool:
But then, if you integrate the cheese equation to find the area under the cheese, you would run into problems, since cheese is a non-real number...

[Leigh]

You guys have it ALL WRONG!

It's ALL about CHOCOLATE! :cool:

[bludhoundz]

You guys have it ALL WRONG!

It's ALL about CHOCOLATE! :cool:
I wouldn't set Bottle off about Cheese if I were you.

[old_man_killer]

I just saw the funniest commercial. I instantly thought of Hugh when I saw it. It's the one where the referee's take the Bud Light away from the cook out and replaced it with Miller. Only it was a Bud commercial and these guys were stealing the Bud. I laughed when I saw it, I laughed harder picturing Hugh in a ref's uniform.

*Disclaimer* any simularities between Hugh's living or dead is purely coinsidental.

[dim]

Dang all this talk about BEER and CHEESE

Where the heck is mine a guy has to spend all his waking hours fighting with his parents trying to get around stupid filters and blocks all the time waiting and praying for free time at school just so he can log on to play a game.
Then the one place he thought he would always be excepted forgets all about him.

I want a Beer and Cheese too (Root Beer Nacho Cheese Doritos) Please

And Bootsie what is the cr@p about no good greys left that is one more reason I should not worry about going gold. Yes Granted I got beaten both my games in the tourney but however if you asked the two I played the outcomes could have been very much different had I actually been playing instead of just being happy to be on TAO. Whenever you feel the need to put your ego in check and I am on just feel free to challenge me.

And Psycho sir :p

[Bottle]

You're just reinforcing my point, dim. You're very rarely on, and most of the good greys are just golds who play grey as a passtime.

[Amaroth]

You guys have it ALL WRONG!

It's ALL about CHOCOLATE! :cool:

No way. The only candy I eat are Skittles. They pwn anything else.

[Jonspen]

Skittles and Tic tacs - Orand and Green flavour.

[psychofireman]

I just saw the funniest commercial. I instantly thought of Hugh when I saw it. It's the one where the referee's take the Bud Light away from the cook out and replaced it with Miller. Only it was a Bud commercial and these guys were stealing the Bud. I laughed when I saw it, I laughed harder picturing Hugh in a ref's uniform.

*Disclaimer* any simularities between Hugh's living or dead is purely coinsidental.
Yeah that was cool, but i liked when the cops showed up even better

[Bottle]

Skittles > all other sweets (candy for americans)

[Jonspen]

Skittles & Orange/Green Tic Tacs > All other sweets.

[Leigh]

No way. The only candy I eat are Skittles. They pwn anything else.

Skittles are too risky...

What about when you get a bag of mostly yellow ones and your entire world falls apart? :cool:

[Blexican]

Skittles are too risky...

What about when you get a bag of mostly yellow ones and your entire world falls apart? :cool:
:eek: *gasp* never thought of it that way :)

[Office_Shredder]

Skittles are too risky...

What about when you get a bag of mostly yellow ones and your entire world falls apart? :cool:

You draw little smilie faces on them

[Leigh]

You draw little smilie faces on them

Dammit.... Tried to good rep you on that one but it wouldn't let me! :)

[Amaroth]

F****** Yellow Skittles Are The F****** Bane Of My Existance.

[Office_Shredder]

Dammit.... Tried to good rep you on that one but it wouldn't let me! :)


arg! I've gotten like... 30 rep points in the past two days... I wonder if anyone hasn't repped me recently? :)

[Bottle]

I think everyone who's somebody has repped me now. Where will I get my next rep points from? :(

But at least I will become famous soon enough. :)

[Hatchet Warrior]

why do you even care about reps?

[Jonspen]

I give rep to EVERYONE, I have to spread it round before I go for a second round.

Shame, I want more rep!

[Hatchet Warrior]

there, I repped you, be happy.

[T3km4n]

I have like 46 rep.

Is that good?

[Bottle]

I have 54. :p

Just look at the top rep members in the members list. Surprise surprise, Jeffery is top. I thought people didn't like post-whores? :confused:

[Office_Shredder]

76! 0wnz0rz!

[Blexican]

dang go shredder :cool:

[Office_Shredder]

*raises the roof*

[Blexican]

*sets it on fire*

[Office_Shredder]

the roof! the roof! the roof is on fire!

[Blexican]

*collapses* RUN!

[Hugh Junit]

the roof! the roof! the roof is on fire!


We don't need no water
Let the motherf***** burn!
Burn, motherf........

* notices the room is empty *

[bludhoundz]

I have 54. :p

Just look at the top rep members in the members list. Surprise surprise, Jeffery is top. I thought people didn't like post-whores? :confused:
How do you find the top rep members?

[Bottle]

Go to members list, and click the reputation part at the top. The members will be listed in Reputation order.

I'd also like to know who bad-repped me over my last post here without having the guts to sign their name. :mad:

[MANSLAUGHTER1]

I only have 17 rep points. Blud I don't think you can find other people's reps, unless they tell you their rep points.

[Bottle]

But you can find out what order they are in. There is no way of finding out what exact number they have, yes.

[psychofireman]

We don't need no water
Let the motherf***** burn!
Burn, motherf........

* notices the room is empty *
damn guess i was too late...oh well

[Office_Shredder]

But you can find out what order they are in. There is no way of finding out what exact number they have, yes.

I know, that happens to me all the time (ok, only twice... but I've only been neg repped thrice).

Also, how do you give neutral rep? Is that a bug in the system? Because I get so much of it I want to shoot something....

[Bottle]

You get neutral rep when people a long way below you give you rep. So you, office, will probably get a lot of that.

[Office_Shredder]

that sucks!

[Jonspen]

there, I repped you, be happy.

Oh I am, time for corn-doggies!!!

[Blexican]

Oh I am, time for corn-doggies!!!
mmm and ketchup and mustard

[Jonspen]

Now is the time for this....I am sorry, it has to be done!!!

Corn-Doggies (Extra ketchup & Mustard) > All you punks, that's right, you beer and cheese too!

[Bottle]

Now is the time for this....I am sorry, it has to be done!!!

Corn-Doggies (Extra ketchup & Mustard) > All you punks, that's right, you beer and cheese too!
You wish. Cheese pwns j00.

[A.F.I.]

mmm, i wouldnt much mind joining netjak.com

[WaCk-HeAd]

On which server do you play?

Contact The Prophet or Doce on Gl
Contact Frylock or Search66 on Banff
Contact Roody Poo or Thargor on Army
Contact Omegashin on Legends

Demands, 1000+ as grey and 1250+ as gold, Plus: If you want to join netjak, you're not allowed to join another clan with another account. It's all netjak or no netjak at all, meaning you're in netjak with every account you play with and on every server you play on.

[Jonspen]

You wish. Cheese pwns j00.

Naw, nothing like a good ole corn-doggie!!

[Hugh Junit]

Corn-Doggies (Extra ketchup & Mustard) > All you punks, that's right, you beer and cheese too!


* closes eyes and shakes head *

You have so much to learn, amigo. :)

[Jonspen]

Maybe the beer comes with corn-doggies, but cheese and skittles? Hell no!

[Hugh Junit]

Maybe the bear comes with corn-doggies

Now you're talkin'! About 10 years ago, I practically lived on beer and corndogs. Probably not the healthiest diet but I didn't give a flying f***-a-doodle-doo. :cool:

[WaCk-HeAd]

There goes Hugh the rolmodel.

Kids, don't try that at home.

[Jonspen]

Now you're talkin'! About 10 years ago, I practically lived on beer and corndogs. Probably not the healthiest diet but I didn't give a flying f***-a-doodle-doo. :cool:

Your my idol. ;)

[Hugh Junit]

There goes Hugh the rolmodel.

Kids, don't try that at home.


Do as I say, Wack, not as I do.

Stay in school and.......brush your teeth. :)

[Office_Shredder]

What if one day I forget to rinse after brushing, and the teacher suspends me for being too clean, and I sue the school for unrightful suspension and get expelled after I lose, and then I don't get into harvard so I spend the rest of my life working in mcdonalds? WHAT THEN?!?!??!!???!?

[Hugh Junit]

You'd better remember to rinse after brushing, Shredder.
I take no responsibility for the oral hygiene of other's. Taking care of your teeth is important. If you miss a step, you're taking a risk. You're rolling the dice.
You're playing with fire.
You have to remember to focus. Make every step count and every action critical. Concentrate and dominate.
Through the power of positive visualization, you can achieve mos......

* slowly reaches for beer *

[Jonspen]

Your more my idol now than you were 3 posts up.

[WaCk-HeAd]

You'd better remember to rinse after brushing, Shredder.
I take no responsibility for the oral hygiene of other's. Taking care of your teeth is important. If you miss a step, you're taking a risk. You're rolling the dice.
You're playing with fire.
You have to remember to focus. Make every step count and every action critical. Concentrate and dominate.
Through the power of positive visualization, you can achieve mos......

* slowly reaches for beer *


You're too much, I give up.

:)

*Raises beer to Hugh*

[Jonspen]

I'll second that.

[WaCk-HeAd]

You're too much, I give up.

:)

*Raises beer to Hugh*

LOL

I actually got bad rep for this post.. Of course unsigned..

Hahaha.

Punks.

[Hugh Junit]

They never sign their names, Wack. Damn cowards.

[Office_Shredder]

Yeah, we are cowar...... I mean, damn punks

[WaCk-HeAd]

Lol, Thanks Hugh.

It's all a big scam against us!!

[Bottle]

I don't like the way you have to give about 50 other reps before you can rep someone again. I don't give rep much, so when I want to rep someone twice, I can't. :mad:

[Jeffery]

Hey Bottle.....

You spend more time here than almost anywhere else. Wanna join netjak??? :blink:

The number of reps you give one person can be adjusted, as well as the number of reps per day. But i doubt that is high on the to do list.

[The Prophet]

Hey Bottle.....

You spend more time here than almost anywhere else. Wanna join netjak??? :blink:


Better chance for Osama to be US President :p :D

[007 GOD]

Let me know if when your recruiting

[Jeffery]

netjak is ALWAYS recruiting.

greys must be 1000+, golds 1250+, and be a good person. Skill is fine, but you have to back that up with your persona as well.

[WaCk-HeAd]

007 GOD = NERO from armageddon?

If so, you first have to leave DP before you can enter Netjak.com

[Bottle]

Hey Bottle.....

You spend more time here than almost anywhere else. Wanna join netjak??? :blink:
You seen the TWS recently? :rolleyes:

I would be in netjak if meletus hadn't got to me before 12 did. :)

[***Duo***]

What ever happened to 12's goodbye thread?


-Duo

[Office_Shredder]

What ever happened to 12's goodbye thread?


-Duo

He had a goodbye thread?

[GreenS@murai!]

hey im looking for a new clan...can one of you guys play me on Banff sometime and let me tryout? thanks.

[WaCk-HeAd]

Look for Frylock or Search66.

Twelve never had a goodbye thread, he sticked to this one and the netjak forum.

And about Bottle.
He always is begging for a place in netjak. He just keeps on getting a no, because well... we have standards... :)

[Bottle]

Actually, wack, 12 twice asked me to join netjak before he left. I turned him down both times. You wouldn't want a clan member that goes back on his word anyway, would you?

[Office_Shredder]

Of course they would! :D

[Hugh Junit]

Since this IS the netjak thread, I'd like to give a birthday shout to the, always wise, OMK.
It's also blud and Al's b-day ( blud has a thread about it in GD ) so a shout goes out to them, too.
Happy Birthday and Congrats!

[Oblivion]

I'm interested in trying out on Banff. I know the requirements, I'm not some idiot n00b, I actually read through the thread before asking. So expect me to swing by once my stats are a bit higher.

[Bottle]

Everybody sing with me...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR OMK...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...

...

Why is everyone staring at me?

[old_man_killer]

*blush* Thanks guys!

[WaCk-HeAd]

Happy Birthday!!

I'm not even gonna ask how YOUNG you got, but lets say.. I can probably count your hair on 1 hand ;)

I hope you have/had a PHAT b-day :)

[bludhoundz]

I noticed OMK and I had the same Birthday a while ago while putting my birthday down...so I decided to share the greatness that is December 1st by making the thread.. :D

[theburning]

Could I join netjak?
Look at what search66 said to me:
http://img62.exs.cx/img62/9499/byesearch.jpg

[.fisherman]

My Stats Are 1220 AND Im Experienced

[Jeffery]

Could I join netjak?
Look at what search66 said to me:
http://img62.exs.cx/img62/9499/byesearch.jpg
See, you and Bottle both are asking to be NJ.

.fisherman, look for the NJ leader on the server you hang out in.

[theburning]

See, you and Bottle both are asking to be NJ.

.fisherman, look for the NJ leader on the server you hang out in.

I just asked if I could.
I never said I wanted to. :)

[Mr. E Nigma]

Woah, and you can see me clan talking in that screenie of hers too. Wait a second....

Who the hell am I anyways?

[Twin]

Who are you? Who am I?

[Bottle]

See, you and Bottle both are asking to be NJ.

.fisherman, look for the NJ leader on the server you hang out in.
Remember that I turned him down twice. :)

[WaCk-HeAd]

Oh jezus christ, both of you. Go Away.

We all know you 2 are good enough to be in netjak. Though I still own you 2, you both have quite the skill..

Happy now?


Now shoot, go play somewhere else.

[The Prophet]

Could I join netjak?
Look at what search66 said to me:
http://img62.exs.cx/img62/9499/byesearch.jpg

Thats just a petty brag post.

[Hugh Junit]

It's nice that this thread exists. Otherwise, these poor SIers would have nothing to do and nowhere to go.
Are you guys staying for dinner?

* fires up barbeque *

[The Prophet]

I've got the arsenic.

[theburning]

Thats just a petty brag post.

Nope, it was a joke.
And search knows it.
If I actually meant it I would have never posted it.

Wack - You don't 'own' me.
We played once! Right before dinner and I'll admit you were winning but I wasn't playing nearly my best.

When shall we go again?

[The Prophet]

Bah, you found an oppurtunity to post your screenie.

[theburning]

Bah, you found an oppurtunity to post your screenie.

Nope?
What he was saying was funny.
It's all in good fun.
Search knows I love him.

[Office_Shredder]

aaah....

group hug everyone!

PS Bottle has the second most posts on this thread :rolleyes:

[Jeffery]

aaah....

group hug everyone!

PS Bottle has the second most posts on this thread :rolleyes:
Bottle has a lot of second highest and highest posts.
That's why he's a whore.

[Bottle]

I like this thread. There's no idiots in it. (Except OS.) And our own clan thread is pretty dead, since most SI conversation is on 4thfactor, which I have problems logging on to.

Hugh, whatcha cooking? A couple of hot dogs would go down nicely.

(I just need to remember my portable Chem kit, so I can check for any trace of poison before I eat them. :))

[Office_Shredder]

So, does a post whore... service... posts?

Or does the post do the..... servicing?

[WaCk-HeAd]

Wack - You don't 'own' me.
We played once! Right before dinner and I'll admit you were winning but I wasn't playing nearly my best.

When shall we go again?

Stop defending your loss, I'll keep saying I own you because I do. I've played Bottle once and we agreed that we would play again and stopped trying that match because of the insane blockfactor influence.

It doesn't matter to me if I played someone or not. I still know I'll win. Why? Because I am the best.

WHEN WILL YOU PEOPLE GET THAT THROUGH YOUR HEAD!!!

;) <--- Yes I was kidding, very perceptive.

Just think of it as this, I'm just such a god damn loser in real life that I need to show off here. Then you'll accept my ridiculous bragging and trashtalking and will you stop hating.

[Office_Shredder]

Anyone who beats SI is a winner in my book :cool: (quote me to check what color I used...)

[WaCk-HeAd]

Anyone who beats SI is a winner in my book :cool: (quote me to check what color I used...)

We seem to have things in common.

Ever thought of Netjak membership? :D

EDIT: Owh GOD I Really hate the smileys

[Office_Shredder]

A lot of nejak members want me to join.... perhaps because 10 of them came from the tribunal :rolleyes:

[WaCk-HeAd]

Well, The Tribunal was quite a cool clan, so I hear.

But no one can resist the ultimate coolness.
Ultimate coolness being a member of netjak of course.

Not even Jeffrey,and look how cool he got!

[theburning]

Just think of it as this, I'm just such a god damn loser in real life that I need to show off here. Then you'll accept my ridiculous bragging and trashtalking and will you stop hating.

Fair enough.

[T3km4n]

So, does a post whore... service... posts?

Or does the post do the..... servicing?
Think about it for a little bit. Crack whores don't service crack.

He services for posts. That is why it makes sense.

:rolleyes:

[Hugh Junit]

I like this thread. There's no idiots in it. (Except OS.)


Shredder= Served!
I bet he's thinking of a comeback as we speak.

And you know I'd never poison you , Bottle, but you might want to bring that Chem kit...........just in case. :cool:

[Twelve]

Actually, wack, 12 twice asked me to join netjak before he left. I turned him down both times. You wouldn't want a clan member that goes back on his word anyway, would you?

Don't be talking trash about me while I'm gone, bro. That's a sure way to get a verbal beat-down from me.

Let's put this into perspective.

When I first asked you to join, it was back when you were NOT on SI and you were just another cocky grey. At that time, netjak was very young, small, and your reasons for going to SI also involved another factor. (smile)

The second time was during SI's dead days and I honestly felt sorry for you...even then, it wasn't as if I was like "oh please, can you join us??" Let's not give false impressions. It was more like, "Hey, if you ever end up clan-less, you know where to go."

EVEN SO, that is only because I personally like Bottle even though he annoys the crap out of me more times than not. In the opinion of others on netjak, Bottle may very well not fit our standards. :) When I was the overall leader, I could only make a strong suggestion that usually went through, but if my suggestion was off base, it was shot down by the other leaders.

So, let's not get cocky, Bottle. :)

Anyways, I'm out. Happy B-Day to those who had them recently...Hugh and OMK, right? HAppy b-day, bros.

Word.


12

[WaCk-HeAd]

*Looks at the message*

*Smiles*

That's why we love this dude.

[Hugh Junit]

*Looks at the message*

*Smiles*

That's why we love this dude.


Word to that, Wack.

[old_man_killer]

DITTO!

[The Prophet]

Words from the "Great One".

[Office_Shredder]

Silly Bottle. Trix are for kids!

[Sensui]

..

[tabula rasa]

Sensui, where the hell did you come from? :D ...Anyways...

Word to that, Wack.

True Dat Hugh!

[Bottle]

My god. 12 comes back, and his WHOLE POST is to me.

I feel honoured.

Also, I'm sure you know that my cockiness knows no bounds. And you'll never get that out of me. :)

Here's the PM from 12, from way back...

"Dude... when are you going to join us? (wink smiley... damn forum limits)"

I know I don't fit your standards. I am one hell of a cocky bastard. But face it, every loves a cocky bastard.

It gives them someone to aim at. ;)

[Office_Shredder]

If only your head was larger than the bullet... maybe I could aim for that....

[T3km4n]

Krakow! Krakow!

[Twelve]

I've only recently had a BIT of time to check on what's going on. It's going to get very crazy after today, however. Even this email is from someone else's computer, as was my last. I'll be traveling around the country for my last major trip(in this country) in the next coming days, this swiss equivalent of going from NEw York to L.A. as I travel from St.Gallen to Geneva. After this next patch of craziness, which will most likely end with me being in America at the time, I'll be sure to check in again and see what's up.

I have to say that I'm VERY proud to see this clan at the number 2 spot on EVERY SERVER here on FPS, and easily number one at Legends. This makes me so proud. Wow. Hate to break down this clan's greatness into mere numbers and stats, as I know that we're the best also in terms of things that cannot be written, but it's also nice to see it on paper, isn't it?

Before I left, I made sure that there were wise leaders on every server so that nothing was lacking, and wow the plan is working out perfectly. You leaders are totally awesome, and those that are supporting them also deserve serious props. Wow for the third time. (Office, you with us yet?)

Thank you also for the kinds words to me. I've got a bit of equilibrium within me concerning my own life, but still my goals have not yet been met. I'm convinced that I'm in your thoughts and you can be sure that you're in mine!

NETJAK

4

LIFE.


12

[The Prophet]

12, its definately the foundation you and Search laid that has made netjak what it is. Yes, we have some awesome leaders that are upholding all those things to keep it going.

Again, props to you, bro. Praying for your return to TAO.

[Office_Shredder]

(Office, you with us yet?)

12

lol. I think I should have a bidding war between netjak and SI, seeing how multiple members (and some leaders) from both sides have been asking when I would join :cool:

And then I would take both sides money and run :p

[bludhoundz]

Hey Twelve! Glad to see you'll be around...some at least.

On another note, the forum clock is off by an hour again... :(

[Hugh Junit]

lol. I think I should have a bidding war between netjak and SI, seeing how multiple members (and some leaders) from both sides have been asking when I would join :cool:

And then I would take both sides money and run :p

Sounds like an Akira Kurosawa movie.

[Office_Shredder]

lol. I just joined SI on army (as a grey). Tough luck guys, the tribunal's not there so I decided to join whatever clan was on at the time (sometimes I just want to chat). DD and lost were on at the time, so they got me

[***Duo***]

Nice to see you 12.
We will await your arrival back home greatly.
(Even if I'm not with Netjak...I can wait for him cant I? ;))


-Duo

[Jeffery]

Great hearing from you 12.
Sounds.....
Interesting how your travels are going.

So when you getting to Athens, Ohio? ;)

[Office_Shredder]

Man, these forums really haven't been active if no one has responded to my post yet.... :o

[Hugh Junit]

The forums are slow because of this BRUTAL lag. It's a real pain in the balls.

[Office_Shredder]

I know....
I've been stuck staring at the tribunal forums for hours on end.

Even though I know no one is going to post on them

[Jeffery]

You should revamp the Tribunal site some.
And recruit more members, so the clan gets going faster.

[Bottle]

lol. I just joined SI on army (as a grey). Tough luck guys, the tribunal's not there so I decided to join whatever clan was on at the time (sometimes I just want to chat). DD and lost were on at the time, so they got me
Here, let me reply to this. I'll make it short and sweet for you too.

OH. MY. GOD. Have we really fallen that low? :( ;)

[Office_Shredder]

You should revamp the Tribunal site some.
And recruit more members, so the clan gets going faster.

I have recruited more members! sheesh... do you think I LIKE having no one to talk to in clan chat?

But I really should work on the site more.... gotta get off my lazy ass...

[bludhoundz]

His clan doubled in size today! I joined on two greys, Kools joined on a grey, and Darque joined on a grey! :D