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Doctor Love
08-12-2005, 10:16 PM
Do you guys remember when you could actually log on to a server and find a challenging player to battle? Yeah, I don't either, though it's probably because I've been playing on Banff as of recently.
Now to my great new thread!
We all have some embarassing secrets, you know stuff we wouldn't usually tell someone unless we're really confortable with them. Luckily for us, most of us are never going to meet one another. And so my thread begins.
In the spirit of Spirit Ninja (http://www.tacticsarena.com/forum/showthread.php?t=13108) escaping from the Lunatic Asylum, I'll start things off.
1. The first time I frenched kissed a girl in 4th grade I left her house and ran home after about the 4th time (she said we were practicing). /cooties
2. I lost to Frylock.
3. I like the Andy Milonakis Show.
4. I respect Realist.
/embarassment
[to be continued]
roody poo
08-12-2005, 10:17 PM
Aren't you supposed to be dominating Army? Hey to everyone who has been here recently... can someone remind me of my prediction?
Doctor Love
08-12-2005, 10:28 PM
Roody, let me help you out with some of those embarassing memories.
In the late 80's I had EVERY action figure, vehicle, hideout, extra weapons packs, whatever... you name it He Man toy related... I had it.
MokoToko
08-12-2005, 10:33 PM
Ok, this is REALLY bad!
Usually on weekends me and my closest friends get together and hang out. Sometimes we get alcohol to mix things up. We got ALOT of beer and had a long night of beerbong. It was a grand old time then I blacked out; then I was awake and puking in my own hoody, and then another black out. I woke up with a horrible headache, puked covering myself and this weird squishy feeling. Upon further inspection, the squishy...ness was located in the vicinity of my butthole. Turns out that I pooped my pants, I hoped for solid but the gods were not on my side that day. I had ruined my pants in the worst possible way!
Pinkie TDP
08-12-2005, 10:34 PM
Roody, let me help you out with some of those embarassing memories.
How is that embarassing?! It kicks ass! Roody, I'm jealous!
Doctor Love
08-12-2005, 10:38 PM
How is that embarassing?! It kicks ass! Roody, I'm jealous!
Not really embarassing, just more of a memory.
Pinkie TDP
08-12-2005, 10:52 PM
Not really embarassing, just more of a memory.
Roody, let me help you out with some of those embarassing memories.
Seems to me like you are trying to make it sound embarassing! But what do I know. *shrug* :)
Doctor Love
08-12-2005, 10:54 PM
Seems to me like you are trying to make it sound embarassing! But what do I know. *shrug* :)
You're good. Damn good. Now how about you contribute to this thread and tell us one of your embarassing memories?
.Vash.
08-12-2005, 10:59 PM
Erm one time at band camp I stuck this.......well you know how it goes.
and army is mine! :hunter: :flood:
Doctor Love
08-12-2005, 11:02 PM
Erm one time at band camp I stuck this.......
Continue.
.Vash.
08-12-2005, 11:05 PM
Continue.
Im scared to.....pinkie you finish it I know you will. :p :p
Doctor Love
08-12-2005, 11:06 PM
Im scared to.....pinkie you finish it I know you will. :p :p
You started this and you're damn well going to finish it!
.Vash.
08-12-2005, 11:08 PM
You started this and you're damn well going to finish it!
lol Ok fine, one time at band camp I stuck this flute down my hole and I farted and it sounded like freewilly.
Doctor Love
08-12-2005, 11:09 PM
lol Ok fine, one time at band camp I stuck this flute down my hole and I farted and it sounded like freewilly.
You seemed like that type of person.
.Vash.
08-12-2005, 11:10 PM
LOL, lmao what can I say I try. :cool: :D
Pinkie TDP
08-12-2005, 11:14 PM
You're good. Damn good. Now how about you contribute to this thread and tell us one of your embarassing memories?
Fine then! :)
This happened about 2 weeks ago and it's a little more stupid then embarassing, but it will get more embarassing after I post it so it still qualifies.
I was at home and we were drinking and I guess I had a little more than I thought... but hey I didn't have to drive anywhere so why hold back? I did almost 10 shots of 100 proof alcohol and when it all set in, we decided to play some games. I got kicked off xbox live for trash talking and making porn noises in my microphone on Crash Burnout 3 so I tried to log in TAO but my fiance had to type because mine was illegible.
After a lot of stuff I don't remember, my clan asked me and my fiance to take some pictures with our webcam of us drunk. I was at the point where I couldn't even sit so I was lying on the ground and just kept saying "I feel sick, I feel sick, I think I'm going to throw up". My fiance thought I was messing around until I said "I REALLY think I'm going to throw up" so he helped me up and we took 2 steps into our bedroom and I threw up all over the carpet, our bed, and our dresser. He tells me to run in the bathroom and so I did just that, removed my pants (I'm still wondering why), and threw up about 10 times 6 inches from the toilet. He came in and yelled "YOU'RE 6 INCHES FROM THE TOILET, YOU COULDN'T THROW UP *IN* THE TOILET?!?!" So he told me to stay out of the bathroom and go to bed and he closed the door. While he was cleaning the bedroom, I got up because I had to throw up again and I went into the bathroom, slipped in the vomit, knocked the full length mirror off the wall, and fell on it then threw up on myself and the mirror. So he came in, pulled me out, sighed, and locked the door to keep me out. He spent the next hour and a half cleaning up the disaster I left in the bedroom. I spent the next 3 hours crying in the shower and vomited for the next 18 or so hours. He left the bathroom for us to clean and it took me 2 days to muster up the nerve to unlock the door... judging by the smell, I think that was a bad idea.
I'm never drinking again.
Lonely Tylenol
08-12-2005, 11:24 PM
I got kicked off xbox live for trash talking and making porn noises in my microphone on Crash Burnout 3
You have much to teach us... :p
Warcow
08-13-2005, 12:12 AM
This one time, at Glam camp :confused:
.Vash.
08-13-2005, 12:17 AM
This one time, at Glam camp :confused:
LOL, go on, if I had to you got to! lol.
2xfire
08-13-2005, 12:25 AM
one time after our homecomeing football game, we threw a party and i was trashed..... only way i remember this is because we got it on tape :cool: . anyways i started throwing up in this guys guitar case while he was playing his guitar. my friends were yelling to get it into the trash can but i just couldnt find it. when i finished i was like "WHERE IS THE CAN???"...................... come to find out i was leaning on it the whole time. :p
.Vash.
08-13-2005, 12:27 AM
one time after our homecomeing football game, we threw a party and i was trashed..... only way i remember this is because we got it on tape :cool: . anyways i started throwing up in this guys guitar case while he was playing his guitar. my friends were yelling to get it into the trash can but i just couldnt find it. when i finished i was like "WHERE IS THE CAN???"...................... come to find out i was leaning on it the whole time. :p
A gutair case??? Was the guy mad? I know if you did that to mine i be mader then a wet hornet on a sunday.
Elentari
08-13-2005, 12:33 AM
As opposed to a Saturday?
Matt 34.5
08-13-2005, 12:34 AM
- Pissing in a corner in my sleep (apparently)
- Calling my gf by my ex-gf's name at random twice, once before we started dating and once after (oops)
- Got mugged for $5
- Got beat up by a kid one year younger then me, every day after school until like Gr. 3, when I actualy tryed fighting back.
- Forgot my name once while talking to a girl a couple years ago
- First kiss was fine, second a couple hours later she burped in my mouth and I gag'd
- I like the new coke.. c2 or w/e its called (Im a pepsi fanatic)
- I lost to a crappy gold that once jumped my gray
all I can think of right now.....
Glamdring
08-13-2005, 01:21 AM
When I was a kid my family and I were all biking to town to do something... probably go to the pool or something. We were going along in a little line, with me in the back, biking on the sidewalk. I'm kind of out of it, just biking along without really paying attention. All of a sudden I'm in a ditch.
Apparently the sidewalk turned to the right... and so did everyone else... except me. I've gotten teased about this ever since. Also about hitting my face on street signs while walking.
... I don't prezactly pay attention to where I'm going.
Hydrant
08-13-2005, 01:26 AM
I walked in on my hallmate and her boyfriend getting out of the shower
it was like
Me-*walks in to bathroom and see Jeremy and Jenna buck naked grabbing towels.....which thank God they put on quickly
llloonnngggg pause
Jenna- Hi Kathy
Me- Hi
longer pause
Me- Ill just go then *leaves*
actgfin1234
08-13-2005, 02:01 AM
- First kiss was fine, second a couple hours later she burped in my mouth and I gag'd
That made me laugh. Thanks :)
Matt 34.5
08-13-2005, 02:22 AM
That made me laugh. Thanks :)
well at least somthin good came out of it :rolleyes:
spirit ninja
08-13-2005, 02:54 AM
wdf lol why am i up theyre and i watch the andy milonakis show
"i got pees on my head but theyl call me a pee head" lol
yeah why am i up theyre?!?!
WaCk-HeAd
08-13-2005, 08:20 AM
Since most embarassing things are about being drunk, I'll add one.
The first time I wanted to drink with my brothers, and of course outdrink the bastards.
Uhh.. well...
I failed.
I ended up sitting completely dillusional(sp?) on my bed, everything spinning and shit.
So my brothers comes to my room and gives me a bucket and goes to bed.. And then I either thew up and fell asleep or fell asleep hanging over the bucket and then threw up. (I can't remember)
Either way, my brother came checking on me. He saw me sitting up with my head in a bucket with puke, asleep. He woke me up and of course laughed his ass off. I still drunk and very tired. I just went to bed not giving a shit about what happened, to wake up with my hair full of puke.
Yes, it wasn't pretty.
StreetGang
08-13-2005, 08:30 AM
*Edit*
WaCk-HeAd
08-13-2005, 08:33 AM
Lol, isn't it a bit strange that you asked Netjak to leave you alone just uhm an hour ago, and now you're here being a smart ass about my post?
Agreed that it gave me a chuckle, but still.. :)
StreetGang
08-13-2005, 08:36 AM
Lol, isn't it a bit strange that you asked Netjak to leave you alone just uhm an hour ago, and now you're here being a smart ass about my post?
Agreed that it gave me a chuckle, but still.. :)
you are correct, was just being funny :wacko:
.... I'll edit it off if you want
WaCk-HeAd
08-13-2005, 08:39 AM
Nah, it was pretty funny actually.. Like I said, it gave me a chuckle.
StreetGang
08-13-2005, 08:40 AM
ok, sry about getting upset before your an ok guy Wack. Let's not fight.
Besides, I need to learn more turtlin...
WaCk-HeAd
08-13-2005, 08:42 AM
I'm on Banff.....
StreetGang
08-13-2005, 08:51 AM
*edit*
WaCk-HeAd
08-13-2005, 09:10 AM
Do not push it.
Don't mistake yourself for a friend. I don't take endless amount of shit from you.
(*HG*)
08-13-2005, 03:52 PM
:bad: haha...that is kinda funny wack... :bad:
roody poo
08-13-2005, 03:56 PM
ok, sry about getting upset before your an ok guy Wack. Let's not fight.
Um how long is this post good for?
Doctor Love
08-13-2005, 06:51 PM
*edit*
Apparently not very long.
Rogue_Wolf
08-13-2005, 07:52 PM
I ran away from home when I was in the 2nd Grade, and took my little sister with me. We got out of my neighborhood, and down to the main road. So, we started walking down the side of the road, and when a car would come, we'd stand straight up, slowly waved our arms, and pretend to be trees.
Eventually, our neighbors passed by and picked us up. They took us to get Happy Meals at McDonalds, and took us back home. My older sister was babysitting when we did this, and she was freaking out. Yeah, I haven't lived this down yet.
Another is when I took Benadryl with Morphine, and halluscinated(This was post-op one of my leg surgeries). I sat up in my bed, made a gun with my hand, and yelled "Charlies Angles!!!." I then fell back to sleep, and started barking/howling in my sleep. This was about 3 years ago.
-Rogue_Wolf
Hugh Junit
08-13-2005, 08:20 PM
Upon further inspection, the squishy...ness was located in the vicinity of my butthole. Turns out that I pooped my pants
Jesus, dude.....
:huh:
Blexican
08-13-2005, 08:40 PM
2. I lost to Frylock.
3. I like the Andy Milonakis Show.
Your not alone :cool:
Hugh Junit
08-13-2005, 08:46 PM
I sat up in my bed, made a gun with my hand, and yelled "Charlies Angles!!!." I then fell back to sleep, and started barking/howling in my sleep.
That's nothing to worry about, Rogue. I do almost the exact same thing every night.
Warcow
08-13-2005, 09:24 PM
First off, Savanna beat you to this thread. Clicky (http://www.tacticsarena.com/forum/showthread.php?t=16246&page=2&pp=15&highlight=Embarassing)
But I'll repost mine
Some buddies of mine and I were joking around, and they decided to see how high they could lift me and how fast. For those of you that don't know, in Rugby when the ball goes out, it results in a line out, and people are hoisted up to try and catch the ball being tossed in. At any rate, normally this is done by tall lanky people, but being quite short, my buddies were boasting about how high they though they could lift me. Well, we also had very low quality shorts, and we ripped roughly two pairs a game (That is what you get for buying 5 dollar rugby shorts) But anyway, so we set up, and I am lifted. As I am propelled into the air, I hear that tell-tale ripping sound that lets me know my shorts gave out. Normally that wouldn't be such a big deal, however my boxers gave out with them, and there I am, falling through the air, my buddies have my drawers in hand, and I now have no shorts or boxers on in the middle of a Rugby pitch.
Needless to say, it took me quite some time to live that one down. I got the nickname streaker for a while after that.
Blexican
08-13-2005, 09:44 PM
Talk about an embarrasing momment! :eek:
MokoToko
08-13-2005, 09:48 PM
Needless to say, it took me quite some time to live that one down. I got the nickname streaker for a while after that.
Your face must have been so red, I couldn't imagine the embareassment
buh dum tsh
Warcow
08-13-2005, 10:00 PM
Actually, it wasn't that bad, though the girls team was on their jog at the time, and got a nice close up shot of bare Warcow ass, and I'm sure other things.
The fact is, when you're on a team like that, there really isn't a lot of boundries.
A bare ass on the field isn't a whole lot different then in the locker rooms.
Blexican
08-13-2005, 10:00 PM
WOOOOOOOOW , that was unexpected. but perfect.
MokoToko
08-13-2005, 10:01 PM
Actually, it wasn't that bad, though the girls team was on their jog at the time, and got a nice close up shot of bare Warcow ass, and I'm sure other things.
The fact is, when you're on a team like that, there really isn't a lot of boundries.
A bare ass on the field isn't a whole lot different then in the locker rooms.
It wasn't during a game? I thought you guys had audiences when you played Rugby.
Warcow
08-13-2005, 10:02 PM
It wasn't during a game? I thought you guys had audiences when you played Rugby.
It was just during a practice thankfully, I wouldn't be lifted in a real game, I'm a scrumhalf not a lock.
Blexican
08-13-2005, 10:24 PM
and im a nick nack and your a light bulb :confused:
Doctor Love
08-13-2005, 11:55 PM
Talk about an embarrasing momment! :eek:
Since I live at a boarding school....I caught my friend masturbating one time. Very awkward.
Cavour
08-14-2005, 12:07 AM
Awkward is a very awkward word now that I think of it.
Oh, and The Andy Milonakis Show is probably the least funny thing I've ever seen. :)
Doctor Love
08-14-2005, 12:09 AM
Awkward is a very awkward word now that I think of it.
Oh, and The Andy Milonakis Show is probably the least funny thing I've ever seen. :)
You haven't seen the Cheat Show then.
Pinkie TDP
08-14-2005, 12:09 AM
My 2nd roommate wouldn't leave our dorm room any second that she didn't have class. My fiance would come spend the night and she wouldn't leave even for a quickie. She would watch me change my clothes... I wouldn't mind if she was attractive but I don't have a thing for homely girls. She would listen to my half of any phone conversation and laugh along with me like she knew what I was talking about.
My fiance's freshman roommate was somewhat the same way. I was visiting and right when I got there he said he was going to leave for a little while. My fiance and I got down to business and about 10 minutes into it his roommate opens the door. He realizes what we're doing, closes the door without saying a word, and we figure he'll be gone for a little while so we continue. About 2 minutes later, he walks in again. Closes the door, waits 15 seconds and tries AGAIN. We ended up just calling it quits for the day. Things were always a little awkward after that.
22woger22
08-14-2005, 12:09 AM
Awkward is a very awkward word now that I think of it.
Oh, and The Andy Milonakis Show is probably the least funny thing I've ever seen. :)
Awkward is very awkward for the fact it can be mistaken as 'Hawk Ward'
A: That's awkward!
B: BILLS ADDED A NEW WARD TO THIS GAME!?!1!1!?!?!
A: So awkward. . .
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Doctor Love
08-14-2005, 12:12 AM
Awkward is very awkward for the fact it can be mistaken as 'Hawk Ward'
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Worst attempt to be funny ever. And I claim awkward as my own.
22woger22
08-14-2005, 12:13 AM
Worst attempt to be funny ever. And I claim awkward as my own.
Who said it was supposed to be funny?
It happened in the lobby a few weeks ago at Army.
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EyeCon
08-14-2005, 12:17 AM
Awkward is a very awkward word now that I think of it.
Oh, and The Andy Milonakis Show is probably the least funny thing I've ever seen. :)
Andy, he is so loved
www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/antiandy.html
bullseye
08-14-2005, 12:28 AM
Fine then! :)
This happened about 2 weeks ago and it's a little more stupid then embarassing, but it will get more embarassing after I post it so it still qualifies.
I was at home and we were drinking and I guess I had a little more than I thought... but hey I didn't have to drive anywhere so why hold back? I did almost 10 shots of 100 proof alcohol and when it all set in, we decided to play some games. I got kicked off xbox live for trash talking and making porn noises in my microphone on Crash Burnout 3 so I tried to log in TAO but my fiance had to type because mine was illegible.
After a lot of stuff I don't remember, my clan asked me and my fiance to take some pictures with our webcam of us drunk. I was at the point where I couldn't even sit so I was lying on the ground and just kept saying "I feel sick, I feel sick, I think I'm going to throw up". My fiance thought I was messing around until I said "I REALLY think I'm going to throw up" so he helped me up and we took 2 steps into our bedroom and I threw up all over the carpet, our bed, and our dresser. He tells me to run in the bathroom and so I did just that, removed my pants (I'm still wondering why), and threw up about 10 times 6 inches from the toilet. He came in and yelled "YOU'RE 6 INCHES FROM THE TOILET, YOU COULDN'T THROW UP *IN* THE TOILET?!?!" So he told me to stay out of the bathroom and go to bed and he closed the door. While he was cleaning the bedroom, I got up because I had to throw up again and I went into the bathroom, slipped in the vomit, knocked the full length mirror off the wall, and fell on it then threw up on myself and the mirror. So he came in, pulled me out, sighed, and locked the door to keep me out. He spent the next hour and a half cleaning up the disaster I left in the bedroom. I spent the next 3 hours crying in the shower and vomited for the next 18 or so hours. He left the bathroom for us to clean and it took me 2 days to muster up the nerve to unlock the door... judging by the smell, I think that was a bad idea.
I'm never drinking again.
lol that was a good night......and "After a lot of stuff I don't remember, my clan asked me and my fiance to take some pictures with our webcam of us drunk" ya the clan was me(obviously she has been drinking again cuz she can't remember that part completely
2xfire
08-14-2005, 12:44 AM
Andy, he is so loved
www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/antiandy.html
OMG LMFAO!!!!
"You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later."
MokoToko
08-14-2005, 02:23 AM
Jesus, dude.....
:huh:
I couldn't control myself at all...Imagine my horror when I woke up like that!
I had no idea if my friend knew or not and I assume he didn't since he never said anything about it.
Snork
08-14-2005, 02:40 AM
This isn't as bad as most of the other posts here.
The lady that lives upstairs was down here. I was showing her my new webcam, and I was showing her how I can move it using the mouse with the control panel on the screen. I moved it to look at her boobs, and zoomed in. She started laughing, then I realized "Oh, she's right here. She saw what I'm doing." How embarrassing.
22woger22
08-14-2005, 02:42 AM
This isn't as bad as most of the other posts here.
The lady that lives upstairs was down here. I was showing her my new webcam, and I was showing her how I can move it using the mouse with the control panel on the screen. I moved it to look at her boobs, and zoomed in. She started laughing, then I realized "Oh, she's right here. She saw what I'm doing." How embarrassing.
How old was this woman, Snorky? It'd be funny if she was like sixty years old or something :).
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Snork
08-14-2005, 02:48 AM
How old was this woman, Snorky? It'd be funny if she was like sixty years old or something :).
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Early 20's.
Mostly it was bad because she was sitting beside me, watching me zoom in on her boobs.
But the moment passed, and all is well.
22woger22
08-14-2005, 02:53 AM
Early 20's.
Mostly it was bad because she was sitting beside me, watching me zoom in on her boobs.
But the moment passed, and all is well.
I'm suprised she only laughed and didn't slap you. I would've slapped you if you zoomed in into my boobs :). She must've been a good friend or something.
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Lonely Tylenol
08-14-2005, 04:00 AM
All right, something awkward about me?...
I sucked my thumb until I was eight... It became a subconscious habit/need when I was a baby, and I never was able to break the habit... They tried covering my thumb in vinegar, foul smells, but nothing worked... Then one day, my parents offered me a Game Boy Pocket if I didn't suck my thumb for 30 days... Figuring they were watching me all the time, just to make sure, I never even thought of doing it... After 30 days, I no longer had the need, and with a Game Boy Pocket, I had something else to occupy my thumbs with.
:o
Perhaps because of my habit, people picked on me a lot and I never made many friends (even after the habit was broken), and my front teeth ended up sticking out slightly, which later resulted in braces and still more social awkwardness.
Braces are still on, but I am getting them off before my next birthday. :allok:
Matt 34.5
08-14-2005, 02:13 PM
Dont feel bad I know a 15 year old that always has his finger in his mouth. luckly for him , in his area no1 cares much, tho he does manage to not do it around people he's not completely comftorbal with.
Doctor Love
08-14-2005, 05:51 PM
Whenever I have a girlfriend I tend to simply shower every other day instead of everyday. Why you ask? I have nobody to impress now.
max2k106
08-14-2005, 05:53 PM
Whenever I have a girlfriend I tend to simply shower every other day instead of everyday. Why you ask? I have nobody to impress now.
Funny, it's the other way around for me. I shower more when I'm with someone . . . there's no motivation to shower when you're alone. I like how my armpits smell when I haven't showered in a week.
Lonely Tylenol
08-15-2005, 07:24 PM
I'm afraid of large quantities of water.
This wouldn't be so bad if I didn't live on the second wettest spot on Earth, on an island completely surrounded by the Pacific Ocean.
:bigsmile:
I hereby declare myself the king of thread "Awkward".
Matt 34.5
08-15-2005, 09:00 PM
I'm afraid of large quantities of water.
This wouldn't be so bad if I didn't live on the second wettest spot on Earth, on an island completely surrounded by the Pacific Ocean.
:bigsmile:
I hereby declare myself the king of thread "Awkward".
hmm.. I have a fear of nothingness... thats the best way of describing it...
Basicly.. Space, and the ocean, are 2 huge fears of mine, mostly because of the shear(sp?) mass of them.... Naturaly what you cant wrap your head around (figurativly speaking) you tend to fear. Of course this doesnt stop me from going swimming at a beach or enjoying looking up at the stars... I just would never go on a long boat ride across an ocean, or become an astronaught. If they were evacuating the earth I would be one of the crazy people not leaving.
Doctor Love
08-18-2005, 12:21 PM
If they were evacuating the earth I would be one of the crazy people not leaving.
I would send you a postcard from Mars, because I care.
This didn't happen to me, and I'm sure few of you are going to believe this: At my friend Vinny's party there was this really hot girl named Laura. Her face made her look like she was 10, but she was still damn well hot. Anyways she got drunk at that party and peed on Vinny's floor (that part I did witness). Later that night (when the majority of us were sleeping) someone said she poured glitter in the piss and rolled around in it.
max2k106
08-18-2005, 12:24 PM
I took a dump on a tree and roasted it over a camp fire one time . . .
Doctor Love
08-18-2005, 12:28 PM
I took a dump on a tree and roasted it over a camp fire one time . . .
Been there, done that. Don't you hate it when you get those bubbles from the heat though? Eek!
mushroom_girl
08-18-2005, 12:54 PM
I'll re-post mine:
I discovered what a prick karma is. There were these 3 girls who are just the The Plastics from "Mean Girls". Anyway, they were in Dunkin' Dounuts, and my friend and I decided to get some revenge. I ordered an iced coffee, and I started walking towards the door, where they were sitting. My friend pushed me so that some of my iced coffee would spill on the closest girl's shirt. Heh, well when I spilled it on her, I spilled it on the floor. I "Apoligised", laughed, then slipped and fell on my butt. It looked like I peed myself and I had to walk home like that. :o
And yesterday I had about 10 family members over, we were barbequing. I went inside to get a glass of water, and someone shut the screen door. I was drinking while I was walking, and I ran right into the screen door and spilled my water everywhere, along with getting a screen-printed mark on my forehead.
max2k106
08-18-2005, 12:58 PM
I'll re-post mine:
I discovered what a prick karma is. There were these 3 girls who are just the The Plastics from "Mean Girls". Anyway, they were in Dunkin' Dounuts, and my friend and I decided to get some revenge. I ordered an iced coffee, and I started walking towards the door, where they were sitting. My friend pushed me so that some of my iced coffee would spill on the closest girl's shirt. Heh, well when I spilled it on her, I spilled it on the floor. I "Apoligised", laughed, then slipped and fell on my butt. It looked like I peed myself and I had to walk home like that. :o
And yesterday I had about 10 family members over, we were barbequing. I went inside to get a glass of water, and someone shut the screen door. I was drinking while I was walking, and I ran right into the screen door and spilled my water everywhere, along with getting a screen-printed mark on my forehead.
My karma ran over my dogma.
Doctor Love
08-19-2005, 04:06 PM
I'll re-post mine:
There were these 3 girls who are just the The Plastics from "Mean Girls".
Yeah. At my school we're not allowed to smoke (duh) so whenever people do smoke they usually do it in the bathrooms (stand on th etoilet, exhale into vents). Anyways, one day when we were smoking I slipt and my foot fell in the toilet. Nasty.
Wizzy`
08-19-2005, 04:09 PM
Ew....
I've never really had embarrising or awkward moments.. Some girl slapped me infront of the whole school once..but..yeah..thats about it...
Matt 34.5
09-13-2006, 04:26 PM
*Bump*
Just because I like this thread, I'll add to it in the hopes of waking it up.
Durring the summer I worked at the brick in Timmins Ontario, mostly on the truck delivering furniture , occasionaly in the warehouse, or store. One day I was working in the warehouse with my boss (who literaly has anger problems). My job was to greet customers comming to pick up their item, take their sheet, run it threw the comp, etc.. find the product, scan it out, and put it in their car. What I did was find the product, scan it, put it in the car, then my boss looks at the scanner and sees an error type msg. Seems I scanned the right product, but it was the wrong colour, and I didn't read the scanner like I was supposed to.
My boss had to call the store people, who called the customer, who had to come back. I had to appologise to him, re-package the product, scan out the new one, and put it in the truck for the guy reassuring him that it was the right colour this time.
It was probably alot worse to be in that possition than it sounds like to read it...
kegsworth
09-14-2006, 07:12 AM
*Bump*
Just because I like this thread, I'll add to it in the hopes of waking it up.
Durring the summer I worked at the brick in Timmins Ontario, mostly on the truck delivering furniture , occasionaly in the warehouse, or store. One day I was working in the warehouse with my boss (who literaly has anger problems). My job was to greet customers comming to pick up their item, take their sheet, run it threw the comp, etc.. find the product, scan it out, and put it in their car. What I did was find the product, scan it, put it in the car, then my boss looks at the scanner and sees an error type msg. Seems I scanned the right product, but it was the wrong colour, and I didn't read the scanner like I was supposed to.
My boss had to call the store people, who called the customer, who had to come back. I had to appologise to him, re-package the product, scan out the new one, and put it in the truck for the guy reassuring him that it was the right colour this time.
It was probably alot worse to be in that possition than it sounds like to read it...
I feel your pain, brother.
I'll give you guys a story when I have time. I have to be in a meeting in a few, so maybe something will go down in there and I'll post it here. Nothing like a fresh story.
:)
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