Tell A Joke, Get A Ranting, Than The Best Joke Will Get To Be The Rater

[PresidentX]

Here you post jokes and I rate them, the best joker gets to rate the next jokes, but any other person rating jokes are not counted, and the rules are simple, NO AFFENCIVE JOKES!!!

[max2k106]

STOP! MAKING THREADS IS NOT COOL! Have all 6 of your posts been new threads? He obviously didn't get our subtle comments about him, so I'll put it out into the open. You make crappy threads. We flame you. You keep making crappy threads. Everyone hates you!

[MallaLubba]

No, wait, I've got one:


Ready?


PresidentX


Get it? Boy, I sure do.
PS: Is that "affencive" enough for you?

[max2k106]

No, wait, I've got one:


Ready?


PresidentX

Get it? Boy, I sure do.
Aw man, that's funny. 10 across the board!!! You rate the next joke!

[Volcom]

STOP! MAKING THREADS IS NOT COOL! Have all 6 of your posts been new threads? He obviously didn't get our subtle comments about him, so I'll put it out into the open. You make crappy threads. We flame you. You keep making crappy threads. Everyone hates you!

that joke wasnt very funny.... erm 3 :P

2 eggs in a bowl of boiling water, i says, wow it hot in here

the other syays wait till u get out... they bash you skull in with a spoon :bigsmile:

sorry :(

[Cavour]

Knock knock.

[max2k106]

Who's there?

[PresidentX]

Whos There...

[Cavour]

Whos There...
PresidentX.

[PresidentX]

oh and i give post number 5 a rating of 7.

[max2k106]

PresidentX.
PresidentX who?

[PresidentX]

ok, i guess u, max is haaving FUN in my thread, i feal tushed...

[Nath-Dragon]

cue the standing ovation

[PresidentX]

i'm sorry!??!!!

[max2k106]

i'm sorry!??!!!
Sorry isn't enough for those awful threads.

[Cavour]

PresidentX who?
I'm gonna hit him in the face with a shovel.

[mushroom_girl]

PresidentX...the New Thread button is NOT your friend. Every time you click it, it steals a part of your soul. Like photographs do.

[max2k106]

I'm gonna hit him in the face with a shovel.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

10, aw man, I am laughing like there's no tomorrow!

[Cavour]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

10, aw man, I am laughing like there's no tomorrow!
Thanks. I do my best, you know?

[max2k106]

You should have your own show Cav . . . I mean, that is grade A comedy right there.

[PresidentX]

***THIS IS A REALY HAPPENED, AND ITS FOR MY GOOD FRI END MAX*** Hey guys i got a joke, ok there was a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy called max. so than the guy who knew the guy that knew max found a wanted paper saying if you know a guy who knows a guy called max go get a friend a guy who knows the guy who knew the guy who was wanted and go beat him up, but than, the guy who knew the guy who knows the guy called max died, so than the only person who knows the guy whos wanted went to the police department and ask for a guy who can help him, oh and i didn't lose u yet did i, ok i'll keep on going anyway the punch line is.... just kidding.

[Cavour]

You should have your own show Cav . . . I mean, that is grade A comedy right there.
That's not saying much, considering Andy Milonakis has his own show. The existence of that really tells me that I can be a famous comic one day. Actually, that just about anyone, including fat little obnoxious people, can become famous comics. And PresidentX, most likely.

[mushroom_girl]

***THIS IS A REALY HAPPENED, AND ITS FOR MY GOOD FRI END MAX*** Hey guys i got a joke, ok there was a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy called max. so than the guy who knew the guy that knew max found a wanted paper saying if you know a guy who knows a guy called max go get a friend a guy who knows the guy who knew the guy who was wanted and go beat him up, but than, the guy who knew the guy who knows the guy called max died, so than the only person who knows the guy whos wanted went to the police department and ask for a guy who can help him, oh and i didn't lose u yet did i, ok i'll keep on going anyway the punch line is.... just kidding.
10 right there. That made me laugh so hard.

You win, woohoo. Can this thread die now?

[Nath-Dragon]

let me clarify; Presidentx has no comical talent whatsoever

[Cavour]

***THIS IS A REALY HAPPENED, AND ITS FOR MY GOOD FRI END MAX*** Hey guys i got a joke, ok there was a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy called max. so than the guy who knew the guy that knew max found a wanted paper saying if you know a guy who knows a guy called max go get a friend a guy who knows the guy who knew the guy who was wanted and go beat him up, but than, the guy who knew the guy who knows the guy called max died, so than the only person who knows the guy whos wanted went to the police department and ask for a guy who can help him, oh and i didn't lose u yet did i, ok i'll keep on going anyway the punch line is.... just kidding.
Nah, the punch line will be when my fist connects with your jugular vein.

HAHA! GET IT?! PUNCH LINE! FIST... THROAT... AHHHHHHAHAHAAAAA!

...

Good Lord, I hate you.

[PresidentX]

ok thats it, the next little fucer in my thread is a dead little fucer, yo max, i think if just told u how i feel about u u might go away, ur a freakin clone from star wars, there all idiotS, who u cloned from, the freak next door, oh by the way, they couldN'T clone ur pinuse correctly so it might be upside down, and make sure u remember this for life, *** U R A D I C K HEAD***

[Dove]

PresidentX is at an unknown quantity at this point.

I made him gray! Hehe, prepare to be red sucker!

P.S. Anyone know if Glam turned in the rep level update suggestions to sergiy? I'd like to know how that's coming.

[Volcom]

10 right there. That made me laugh so hard.

You win, woohoo. Can this thread die now?

obviously not..

but yes, covour that is a good joke :p :p

[Dove]

ok thats it, the next little fucer in my thread is a dead little fucer, yo max, i think if just told u how i feel about u u might go away, ur a freakin clone from star wars, there all idiotS, who u cloned from, the freak next door, oh by the way, they couldN'T clone ur pinuse correctly so it might be upside down, and make sure u remember this for life, *** U R A D I C K HEAD***

10. Easy 10.

By the way, I was the next one. Do something about it.

C'mon, I'm waiting :rolleyes: .

[PresidentX]

oh my god, u guys don't ever give up.... ok, let me see umm i give u all a rating of 1.295290834571902751907234905724905729047590247590 27903759723495602349570293472348905729348572934752 90345720495723490857209345290479572034957297924243 23472349072340957290347529345729047523490572349572 93485720976059720975092769023472904762905762903457 023479079076,
don't worry thats almost two. than i give the best fucer nomiation to mushmush girl. ur jokes didn't conflicct to any bad rules

[max2k106]

ok thats it, the next little fucer in my thread is a dead little fucer, yo max, i think if just told u how i feel about u u might go away, ur a freakin clone from star wars, there all idiotS, who u cloned from, the freak next door, oh by the way, they couldN'T clone ur pinuse correctly so it might be upside down, and make sure u remember this for life, *** U R A D I C K HEAD***
*gets on knees*

Dear lord,

Please help all the idiots in this thread learn to spell. Thank you lord.

[Cavour]

oh my god, u guys don't ever give up.... ok, let me see umm i give u all a rating of 1.295290834571902751907234905724905729047590247590 27903759723495602349570293472348905729348572934752 90345720495723490857209345290479572034957297924243 23472349072340957290347529345729047523490572349572 93485720976059720975092769023472904762905762903457 023479079076,
don't worry thats almost two. than i give the best fucer nomiation to mushmush girl. ur jokes didn't conflicct to any bad rules
10.

[max2k106]

oh my god, u guys don't ever give up.... ok, let me see umm i give u all a rating of 1.295290834571902751907234905724905729047590247590 27903759723495602349570293472348905729348572934752 90345720495723490857209345290479572034957297924243 23472349072340957290347529345729047523490572349572 93485720976059720975092769023472904762905762903457 023479079076,
don't worry thats almost two. than i give the best fucer nomiation to mushmush girl. ur jokes didn't conflicct to any bad rules
Wow . . . just wow . . . words cannot explain how sad I feel for you. You will never get the chane to know what it feels like to know how to spell . . .

[PresidentX]

Don't Wurry I'll Give U The Fucer Nomination Right After Mushroom Girl Enjoys Hers

[max2k106]

Don't Wurry I'll Give U The Fucer Nomination Right After Mushroom Girl Enjoys Hers
*taps Cav's shoulder*

*whispers*

I guess nobody knows what fucer means . . .

[Dove]

*insert long crappy number that began with 1.2*
don't worry thats almost two.

Actually, you can't count either. 1.2 is not almost two. If you were rounding correctly, it would have to be 1.5 before it could be considered "almost two", but in most circles I'd say a 1.7 and above would be considered "almost two."

*tisk*

Can't spell OR count.

[Nath-Dragon]

you're just digging yourself a deeper hole, Presidentx

[Volcom]

You must spread some Reputation around before NEG REPPING PresidentX again.

:mad: :mad: damm it

[mushroom_girl]

oh my god, u guys don't ever give up.... ok, let me see umm i give u all a rating of 1.295290834571902751907234905724905729047590247590 27903759723495602349570293472348905729348572934752 90345720495723490857209345290479572034957297924243 23472349072340957290347529345729047523490572349572 93485720976059720975092769023472904762905762903457 023479079076,
don't worry thats almost two. than i give the best fucer nomiation to mushmush girl. ur jokes didn't conflicct to any bad rules
I have a new nickname...MushMush girl. That's so awesome.

PrestidentX...I'm going to be straight forward and brutally honest here.

You need to learn to type better, or if you have a reading/writing problem then I apoligise sincerely.

But this thread still sucks, and no one is going to participate in a non-sarcastic way. Just give it up and let it die. You're only sinking yourself deeper here. And you're only getting flamed because your threads make no sense.

[PresidentX]

OK, for one i'm not a nerd, for 2, i don't give shit for spelling, so *i sit and say* holy shit these people really need to get a life

[max2k106]

OK, for one i'm not a nerd, for 2, i don't give shit for spelling, so *i sit and say* holy shit these people really need to get a life
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . *throws dime at PresidentX* I'm sure you could get one for that.

[PresidentX]

and the only reason i even here is because i'm waiting for the right moment to ban all of u even me. than i'm going to make another user and ur all going to be fuced.

[PresidentX]

it seems, quit to quit.......

[max2k106]

and the only reason i even here is because i'm waiting for the right moment to ban all of u even me. than i'm going to make another user and ur all going to be fuced.
You're going to ban all of us? *laughs*

[MallaLubba]

I don't know what everyone's talking about. This thread is full of hillarious jokes.

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=fucer

I'm waiting with baited breath the massive thread delete.

[CRX687]

and the only reason i even here is because i'm waiting for the right moment to ban all of u even me. than i'm going to make another user and ur all going to be fuced.

10!

Plus, this thread is quite entertaining... I'm still waiting to see what happens when the "right moment" comes.

[MallaLubba]

it seems, quit to quit.......

Are you even speaking English? I have no idea what that means.

[nomar]

and the only reason i even here is because i'm waiting for the right moment to ban all of u even me. than i'm going to make another user and ur all going to be fuced.

Good lord, this has to go in my siggy!

I haven't laughed this hard since i saw CRX trying to make out a nipple while watching squiggly porn!

[Hellblazer]

My appologies to people this might offend:

Why don't snakes have arms or legs?

Because of Vietnam.

[PresidentX]

ok guys very funny, just give it a brake, i get the point... *sigh*

[meat.eater]

I like people that spell offense with an "a". As hard as it is to believe, its not the first time ive dealt with them. *coughzoticuscough*

[doubledown]

This guy is awesome, he makes h()()t look like a walking dictionary. Who knew you could spell offense with an A?

[nomar]

i olways thought you could spell ahffensive with an a. Hmph, guess you learn something new everyday. :cool:

[Walrus]

dont worry, i know what to do

*flings mashed potatoes at OP*

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/posting.php

[meat.eater]

dont worry, i know what to do

*flings mashed potatoes at OP*

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/posting.php

WALRUS?!?!