*Deuces Wild*

[StreetGang]

If you are relatively new, or even brand new to TAO, and you like the game and want to get better as a player, *Jokers Wild* clan invites you to join *Deuces Wild*. To get into *Deuces Wild* we like to see some decent stats, but anyone can tryout.

Here are reasons NOT to join *Deuces Wild*:

- You like to spam.
- You cheat or boost for stats.
- You are a gold who likes to jump gray players.
- You intend to play something else - TAO just doesn't float your boat.

We are looking for people who like to have fun. People who want to get better. People who demonstrate the ability to learn.

*Jokers Wild* is a top clan and all *Deuces Wild* members will get a training plan that will take them on the path to earning a place in *Jokers Wild*. In the meantime, you'll be part of the *Jokers Wild* community, forums, and website.

We have trainers who are top ranked in TAO who will work with you, show you good setups, and critique your game. You will also have access to our strategy bible and tools designed to make learning TAO skills easy and fun!

Take the first step and visit the link in my signature. Register in the forums.

*Deuces Wild* is operational in Banff, Army, GL, and Revs; but, its still new. We are already the #5 clan on Banff. But more importantly, the people in *Deuces Wild* are learning and having fun.

Leadership Accounts:
Wild Deuce - Banff
Deuces Wild - Armageddon
Wild Joker - Revelation
*Wild Jokers* - Great Lakes

[Squidiot!]

Here are reasons To join *Deuces Wild*:

- You like to spam.
- You cheat or boost for stats.
- You are a gold who likes to jump gray players.
- You intend to play something else - TAO just doesn't float your boat.




More like it :bigsmile:

[The Exile]

Can I still say that I loathe feeder clans? :p

[Squidiot!]

Can I still say that I loathe feeder clans? :p


Ofcourse you can you're welcome to th public forums.

[ryan56]

Squidiot, I love how you quoted, and if that was right, what you edited, wouldnt you still be in the clan? Now, dont deny, you have boosted many times, ive seen you to many times, that grey of yours named Strength, youve played him many times, whenever you lost you would play him. So please dont go around sayin that we cheat and everything when you do that.

[StreetGang]

Please keep this one on topic ppl. Its a recruiting thread, written for ppl who are interested in Deuces Wild. Let's not give Squid anymore attention, its really all he wants. In fact, I've added him to the ignore list.

This forum is at its best when it is informative. There are other threads for crud.

[Sodamoeba]

I dunno it sounds like a good idea...helps people learn and all...but perhaps the real motive for *deuces wild* is to make people good before they get on jokers wild so that they dont drag down the clan rating...sort of like cheating on the clan rating instead of ur own. :dry:

[rabbi]

It's actually a fantastic idea for *Deuces Wild*. It not only helps the members become better as a player and ready for *Jokers Wild* but it also allows us to get to know the members or *Deuces Wild* b4 they actually come into Jokers Wild. Helps us buil a relationship with them and that way allows us to get to know them better, not only as a member of the clan but as a person.

Face it. We can't allow just anybody into the clan. We have to worry about spy's, cheaters, boosters and all that stuff. So by having *Deuces Wild* in the show, it helps us realize who we can and cannot trust. *Deuces Wild* is a wonderful way to get to know our members.

-Rabbi (Ace on GL server)

[CRX687]

Face it. We can't allow just anybody into the clan.

That made me laugh. I wish I could rep all of you right now :(

but seriously, good luck. The hand from army or banff (don't remeber which server i was on) is cool.

[StreetGang]

*retrospective*

We got Rabbi through a "feeder" clan....

:D

Remember that Rabbi? Just look at him now.

Proud of you Rabbi

[Poop Slinger]

I wanna lead for *Deuces Wild*
but only if I get a microphone, a alcoholic announcer friend, a bad toupee, and SWEET Plaid Blazer... :cool:


BIG MONEY!! BIG MONEY!!!! No wammies! :confused:

[Twelve]

BIG MONEY!! BIG MONEY!!!! No wammies! :confused:

Oh, you just showed your age!

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[Medemia]

I used to love that show. I forgot his name, but did you ever read about that guy who figured out the flashing light sequence and had it timed perfectly and won an amazing amount of money on that show? Yeah, you can find it on the net somewhere, but man, what an amazing story. It's not cheating if you figure out the patern I guess. :)

Oh, don't join this clan. Go for the *Four-Eyed Queens Wild* clan instead!

[Swift]

I always watch that show on GSN. They have all the old ones like that, match game, family feud, etc.

I once watched a press your luck with the luckiest guy ever. He kept going and going until he was up over 100,000 dollars! :eek:

Edit: I think I'm talking about the same thing as Med, old guy right?

[Terps rock]

They brought back press your luck, as Whammy...

[Medemia]

They actually showed the old guy win? I thought they banned that show from PYL history as the guy knew the game and embarrassed them beyond measure. He wasn't lucky, he knew and studied the patterns.

You remember that card spinning game by, I think the name was "The Jokers Wild." They had that devil card that would end your turn. I loved seeing people get the devil in their last spin. Speaking of devils, have you recruited anyone because of this thread yet StreetGang?

[StreetGang]

I wanna lead for *Deuces Wild*
but only if I get a microphone, a alcoholic announcer friend, a bad toupee, and SWEET Plaid Blazer... :cool:


BIG MONEY!! BIG MONEY!!!! No wammies! :confused:

I was thinking more along the lines of the movie. It has Adriana and Pussy from Sopranos. Good educational flick for the kids. (http://us.rd.yahoo.com/movies/trailers/1804358309/1808398871/?http://movies.yahoo.com/mv/mf/frame?theme=minfo&lid=wmv-100-p.1042090-78234,wmv-56-p.1042089-78234,wmv-300-p.1042091-78234&id=1804358309&f=1804358309&mspid=1808398871&type=t) Its worth watching if only so see Adriana in her skivies. That and Pussy Bumpinsaro was killed off way to early in the Sopranos. I'll watch anything with that guy in it. Oh and the guy who flips Pussy is in it too.

Now we'll have this cheesy Jack Barry stigma.

[Poop Slinger]

Oh, you just showed your age!

12

heh... So did you by understanding my reference.. :P

Yeah I knwo I took. The joker wild... deuces wild.. and just wild Game Network... an thought of how much I love my Whammies.. Yeah i saw they tried to make Press your luck come back as "The Whammy"

But see they got rid of the cheesy graphics and sounds.. thats so what made the game fun.. you wanted peopel to lose more than win.. It kept their graphics department employeed. ;)

[hotsauc3]

Hey, I'd like to join your clan. I'm usually on great lakes server, but I just started racking stats on my other accounts today. I'm grabbing a legends gold account soon if Deuces Wild is on legends to.

Revelations/great lakes- Hotsauc3 [stats 994]
banff-Hotsauc3 [stats 757]
Legends/ h0tsauc3 [stats 750]

I'm willing to be trained, and I'll keep my stats steadily rising. Love pc n chicken grease.. :cool:

(EDIT: poop slinger your av link's down.)

[Dan_F_U]

More like it :bigsmile:

I think someones mad cuz we booted him.

*Sigh* Squidiot shut it.

[Dan_F_U]

I wanna lead for *Deuces Wild*
but only if I get a microphone, a alcoholic announcer friend, a bad toupee, and SWEET Plaid Blazer... :cool:


BIG MONEY!! BIG MONEY!!!! No wammies! :confused:

Were arranging your stuff. We got a shitty gamecube microphone. We found a bum named Joe ( IM sure hes drunk) . Found some road kill for toupee.
Working on blazer tho sry :(....

Great banner of Mario. I love it. And I seen that gameshow a few times. Yet im not that old :P

[Twelve]

heh... So did you by understanding my reference.. :P


You're just a regular Sherlock Holmes, aren't you?

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[The Exile]

It's actually a fantastic idea for *Deuces Wild*. It not only helps the members become better as a player and ready for *Jokers Wild* but it also allows us to get to know the members or *Deuces Wild* b4 they actually come into Jokers Wild. Helps us buil a relationship with them and that way allows us to get to know them better, not only as a member of the clan but as a person.

Face it. We can't allow just anybody into the clan. We have to worry about spy's, cheaters, boosters and all that stuff. So by having *Deuces Wild* in the show, it helps us realize who we can and cannot trust. *Deuces Wild* is a wonderful way to get to know our members.

-Rabbi (Ace on GL server)
I'm just wondering how you find out more about people when you can't talk to them via clanchat.

If you invite them to JW and they don't work out, boot them. It's not difficult, and it's not a problem.

You just want another "top rated" clan.

[old_man_killer]

oh, crud.......what is this thread about? Oh yeah, old game shows. I used to like the Match Game. :D

[old_man_killer]

I'm just wondering how you find out more about people when you can't talk to them via clanchat.

If you invite them to JW and they don't work out, boot them. It's not difficult, and it's not a problem.

You just want another "top rated" clan.

yeah good point, hmmm, and who is doing the training? Or do they play the JW guys for training.....no what, that would be boosting stats wouldn't it?

[hotsauc3]

I'm assuming the trainer and trainee strike a draw. Or else it's just a sneaky way of stealin stats.

[Medemia]

The deal being: You get your stats high enough to get into the clan, I train you to be better in exchange for you giving me some of your stats in compensation for the training. Afterall, you're grey and you won't need the stats after the wipe anyways.

I like some of the later Match Games when they had the ventriloquist on who brought Scorch the Dragon or Buffalo Billy. Funny guy.

[Terps rock]

I like family feud

[StreetGang]

I'm assuming the trainer and trainee strike a draw. Or else it's just a sneaky way of stealin stats.

Your trainers will be in Deuces Wild with you. Our philosophy is stats follow skills, you get better - stats will follow.

[Dan_F_U]

I'm just wondering how you find out more about people when you can't talk to them via clanchat.

If you invite them to JW and they don't work out, boot them. It's not difficult, and it's not a problem.

You just want another "top rated" clan.

Wat would be the point of another top rated clan. Compete with ourselves? ...

Maybe we like our members but want to improve their skills. Or give ppl second chances.

Pointless to have two seperate "top ranked" clans when we could jus combine.

[Hatchet Warrior]

What if DW becomes all powerful and kills you guys off?

[Dan_F_U]

What if DW becomes all powerful and kills you guys off?

Then Im a free agent :cool:

[Hatchet Warrior]

More like your clan has been crushed by the lower class clan. Then you won't want to play because of embarrassment.

[inked]

If you design a clan that trains enough people until the point in which the trainees can kill of top rated clans, then you have much more to be proud of than being a member of a top rated clan. I like the idea of having your good players teach newer less skilled players (maybe in return of clan loyalty? eh I don't care for that though) I always like a clan that is about the people, talk, and the organization more than the skill of the clan. However when I play I like to play some pretty good people, just makes the game that much more fun.
Good Luck on trianing!
:)

[Dan_F_U]

If you design a clan that trains enough people until the point in which the trainees can kill of top rated clans, then you have much more to be proud of than being a member of a top rated clan. I like the idea of having your good players teach newer less skilled players (maybe in return of clan loyalty? eh I don't care for that though) I always like a clan that is about the people, talk, and the organization more than the skill of the clan. However when I play I like to play some pretty good people, just makes the game that much more fun.
Good Luck on trianing!
:)

Thanks.

And yes hatchet i would be crushed. Terrible. Or maybe I would just play the game like I do now.

[Hatchet Warrior]

If you design a clan that trains enough people until the point in which the trainees can kill of top rated clans, then you have much more to be proud of than being a member of a top rated clan. I like the idea of having your good players teach newer less skilled players (maybe in return of clan loyalty? eh I don't care for that though) I always like a clan that is about the people, talk, and the organization more than the skill of the clan. However when I play I like to play some pretty good people, just makes the game that much more fun.
Good Luck on trianing!
:)
what if they start to hate you guys? what if they won't allow a single one of you in?

[Dan_F_U]

what if they start to hate you guys? what if they won't allow a single one of you in?

What if. What if. What if you are wrong.

For once can you appreciate something that we do. Or must you continue to find problems and start them.

[Hatchet Warrior]

I'm not trying to do anything. I was just making sure your prepared for the worst. I don't mind any of the JWer's (besides a select few).

[inked]

I am not in *Jokers Wild* or *Deuces Wild* I am in Gold~Jumpers on Great Lakes and *DragonFire* on Armageddon. However, I think that you assume people would be more upset to be overthrown by someone they trained than they really could be. It would not matter if they hated you, denied you training them, or destroyed your clan ranking or whatever. You would have the personal self satisfaction of knowing that you brought in a new wave of talent to an ever growing community. It would not matter how rude, immature, unpersonable they are, you can not control the way they are, but you know you were the one to sharpen their skills. I think the personal self satisfaction would be worth it. I also like how anyone willing can join. If I was not very good at the game I most definatly would look into this offer. Screw clan rivalary and clan reputations, if someone offers help and you know someone might need it why make fun of them? Why not support them as they bring in more competition so that you can have more fun games? You might even get a few recruits from their trainees, because someone is bound to leave or venture to another clan.

[Dan_F_U]

I'm not trying to do anything. I was just making sure your prepared for the worst. I don't mind any of the JWer's (besides a select few).

Well thanks for the advice. But i can also say the same for your clan. But I dont need to cuz theres no point.

Know one knows who things will turn out for JW for Netjak or for SI But I do know that none of us will give up trying.

[Hatchet Warrior]

inked, you get a + rep for that. it was the best post i've seen in awhile.
Dan, your a cool guy.

[Dan_F_U]

inked, you get a + rep for that. it was the best post i've seen in awhile.
Dan, your a cool guy.

Your wrong. Im a cool guy with a red shiny box. Bet you wish you had one of these puppies... o saaweet :cool:

[Hatchet Warrior]

I want a blue box!!!

[StreetGang]

If you design a clan that trains enough people until the point in which the trainees can kill of top rated clans, then you have much more to be proud of than being a member of a top rated clan. I like the idea of having your good players teach newer less skilled players (maybe in return of clan loyalty? eh I don't care for that though) I always like a clan that is about the people, talk, and the organization more than the skill of the clan. However when I play I like to play some pretty good people, just makes the game that much more fun.
Good Luck on trianing!
:)

Agreed. And there are different types of loyalty I think. Blind loyalty like that of say the german nazis or that which causes you to overlook obvious cheating and fraud... that is bad loyalty.

As for training people, I have trained quite a few who have surpassed me and nothing pleases me more.

[Hatchet Warrior]

none of my "students" have came close to surpassing me.

[22woger22]

Your wrong. Im a cool guy with a red shiny box. Bet you wish you had one of these puppies... o saaweet :cool:
It is not 'shiny'. It is actually very dull, unless my eyes are deceiving me.

-22-

[old_man_killer]

none of my "students" have came close to surpassing me.

thats because you are a TAO goddess! :p

[Hatchet Warrior]

gah, what an insult!

[Dan_F_U]

It is not 'shiny'. It is actually very dull, unless my eyes are deceiving me.

-22-

I was trying to make the best of it but you ruined it :(

[ballplayer]

If you are relatively new, or even brand new to TAO, and you like the game and want to get better as a player, *Jokers Wild* clan invites you to join *Deuces Wild*. To get into *Deuces Wild* we like to see some decent stats, but anyone can tryout.

Here are reasons NOT to join *Deuces Wild*:

- You like to spam.
- You cheat or boost for stats.
- You are a gold who likes to jump gray players.
- You intend to play something else - TAO just doesn't float your boat.

We are looking for people who like to have fun. People who want to get better. People who demonstrate the ability to learn.

*Jokers Wild* is a top clan and all *Deuces Wild* members will get a training plan that will take them on the path to earning a place in *Jokers Wild*. In the meantime, you'll be part of the *Jokers Wild* community, forums, and website.

We have trainers who are top ranked in TAO who will work with you, show you good setups, and critique your game. You will also have access to our strategy bible and tools designed to make learning TAO skills easy and fun!

Take the first step and visit the link in my signature. Register in the forums.

*Deuces Wild* is operational in Banff, Army, GL, and Revs; but, its still new. We are already the #5 clan on Banff. But more importantly, the people in *Deuces Wild* are learning and having fun.

Leadership Accounts:
Wild Deuce - Banff
Deuces Wild - Armageddon
Wild Joker - Revelation
*Wild Jokers* - Great Lakes

streetgang i am comitted to learning and getting better! i like how u only let dedicated people in!

[StreetGang]

streetgang i am comitted to learning and getting better! i like how u only let dedicated people in!

Follw the link in my siggy and join up. Register in the forums, there is a place to post. Once you do, our recruiters will sadistically hunt you down and beat on you. :bigsmile:

[22woger22]

Follw the link in my siggy and join up. Register in the forums, there is a place to post. Once you do, our recruiters will sadistically hunt you down and beat on you. :bigsmile:
http://img396.imageshack.us/img396/5892/ballplayer9cl.png

I don't think he is right for *JW*. Look at the spamming he did in the screenie. . .

Oh wait a second. . . He's perfect for the spammin' *JW*!

Sorry. Couldn't resist the joke :).

-22-

[fudo]

guys lets stay on topic here. if you don't want to join dw then i ask for u to please stay out of this thread. sg didn't start sh-it here so please stop flamming him. ya'll are calling us noob for starting sh-it, look at your selves. sg made a thread just for dw and ya'll guys have to come on with flamming. ya'll guys started it here first now i will ask for ya'll to stop flamming and lets go back on topic.

[old_man_killer]

guys lets stay on topic here. if you don't want to join dw then i ask for u to please stay out of this thread. sg didn't start sh-it here so please stop flamming him. ya'll are calling us noob for starting sh-it, look at your selves. sg made a thread just for dw and ya'll guys have to come on with flamming. ya'll guys started it here first now i will ask for ya'll to stop flamming and lets go back on topic.

*reads last 3 pages* yo CB, where was the flaming? ain't no flaming, we are just trying to help you guys out by making his thread just a little more interesting. It's our charisma, don't you know. :cool:

[CowYubber1]

hi
i really wanna join deuces wild because im still new and i would like to be better even if only by a little. the reason i picked deuces (i dont know if there is other clans for de-noob-ification) is because it is from jokers wild and they/you sound really good.

user name - cowyubber1
server - banff
stats - 950-1050
reason for for joining - im new and i really like the game. jokers wild seemed like a very good clan and i really hope that by being in deuces wild i can become better at the game and one day be a memebr of jokers wild.

[22woger22]

hi
i really wanna join deuces wild because im still new and i would like to be better even if only by a little. the reason i picked deuces (i dont know if there is other clans for de-noob-ification) is because it is from jokers wild and they/you sound really good.

user name - cowyubber1
server - banff
stats - 840-917
reason for for joining - im new and i really like the game. jokers wild seemed like a very good clan and i really hope that by being in deuces wild i can become better at the game and one day be a memebr of jokers wild.
Just thought I'd underline those points :good:. Now I'll leave you JW to recruit/give info to this guy.

What? * Looks 2 posts up *

It's called charisma. :cool: :wink2:.

Anyway I didn't even flame. I was just underlining some posts, is all.

-22-

[fudo]

hi
i really wanna join deuces wild because im still new and i would like to be better even if only by a little. the reason i picked deuces (i dont know if there is other clans for de-noob-ification) is because it is from jokers wild and they/you sound really good.

user name - cowyubber1
server - banff
stats - 840-917
reason for for joining - im new and i really like the game. jokers wild seemed like a very good clan and i really hope that by being in deuces wild i can become better at the game and one day be a memebr of jokers wild.

please go here and register
http://www.setbb.com/phpbb/?mforum=jokerswild
then go to i want to join jw! make a new thread and say what u said up there and u should be good to go after that.

[wolf-boy]

I thought i'd let you guys know, x-useme, was playing me, i was totally pwning him. Then he said he would join if i surrendered. So I said, I'll draw with you, but you must join bg and stay. So I draw, he joins. He leaves then and joins deuces wild. I thought this guy has very bad morals. You should talk to him or something, I find this behavior unacceptable, or at least it would be for my clan.

[fudo]

wolf-boy thank u for telling me that. ummmm what to do, what to do. really i find that noobish. if u lose a game then u lose a game. stats don't mean ntohing theses days. don't worry wolf i will have a long talk to him about this, but thank for telling me this.

[meat.eater]

Well, they mean something if theres a good name behind them. A guaruntee doent mean shit if you get it from a con-artist. Same deal.

[fudo]

meat.eater. yes i did all those bad things along time ago, but thats the past, i'm a new man now, so just let that go. no matter how nice i am to ya'll, no matter how many times i say i'm sorry, ya'll still start shit with me about that. i'm asking for ya'll to stop in a nice way.

[meat.eater]

I wasnt impying anything about that at all, actually.

I was just bring up the point that stats do mean something when put in the right context..

...sorry?

[WaCk-HeAd]

I thought i'd let you guys know, x-useme, was playing me, i was totally pwning him. Then he said he would join if i surrendered. So I said, I'll draw with you, but you must join bg and stay. So I draw, he joins. He leaves then and joins deuces wild. I thought this guy has very bad morals. You should talk to him or something, I find this behavior unacceptable, or at least it would be for my clan.

I actually think you're a freaking dumbass.

Who the hell wants to invite a player who asks for you to surrender so he'll join? What is that, the BG way?

*Shakes head*

[-Dape-]

good one wack i hear Squidiot wants to get in BG thats what it says on his banner and hes in SI whats that all about *shakes head* :dry:

[wolf-boy]

I thought i'd let you guys know, x-useme, was playing me, i was totally pwning him. Then he said he would join if i surrendered. So I said, I'll draw with you, but you must join bg and stay. So I draw, he joins. He leaves then and joins deuces wild. I thought this guy has very bad morals. You should talk to him or something, I find this behavior unacceptable, or at least it would be for my clan.

I thought that i might add, that after i won, we played in a mini tourny. He kept saying he forgot..anyway i come to find out, he's got the same set as i. Obviously he stole my set..But i take that as a compliment when someone steals my setup. :D

and to wack: I thought that he had some potential, that I could straighten him out and become a respected player of tao, but now I refuse to do that for what he has done...lyed and stabbed me in the back.

[x-useme]

lol, u act as if I don't know that you're talking about me behind your back. You left out soo many details that it's kinda funny. That's the thing about talking behind someone's back, there's no one to tell you that you're exaggerating the truth. In fact, I told you that I would join if you surrendered, not if we drew. You chose to make it a draw, so I did not join Bushido. Furthermore, in the tournament, I did not get that set from you. In fact I have a screeny of the set you used against me in the previous match and it was a different set.

- x-useme