The clapping game

[Rabi en Rose]

This is a game where everybody wins but nobody has a great time. I make the rules. Let's go.

[cs_zero]

*claps*

[_Darkness_]

*also claps*

[Rabi en Rose]

No no that's not how you do it. It's all wrong. Ugh. In this game, the object is to resist clapping.

[deleryn]

*haves a great time*

[cs_zero]

nu-uh, its ALL right, since everyone wins. :p

[EleMENTAL]

*snaps*?

[Rabi en Rose]

*haves fun*
Nobody likes a wiseguy. Party crashers, GTFO.nu-uh, its ALL right, since everyone wins. :pI changed my mind. You don't get to win.

[Cavour]

Is there a prize?

[Rabi en Rose]

Is there a prize?
Yes there is but it requires patience.

[green97sierra]

*smacks rabi*

well, it makes a kinda clapping sound...

[Rabi en Rose]

*smacks rabi*

well, it makes a kinda clapping sound...
Chivalry is dead these days.

[Dragoen Link]

errr...*Stomps*?

[cs_zero]

where exactly did u "smack" rabi?...0.o

[EleMENTAL]

*Farts* The air made my butt cheeks clap

[Rabi en Rose]

errr...*Stomps*?
Stomping is for wussies. That means you are a wussie.

[Rabi en Rose]

*Farts* The air made my butt cheeks clap
I think that means your butt is fat. Fat people don't get to play either because they are gross.

[Warcow]

Now theres a name I haven't seen in a long time . . .

<3 Rabi. *Waits for hidden message to be revealed*

[green97sierra]

*slaps rabi's butt... again* hey, i smacked it the first time too.

[EleMENTAL]

Im not fat, I was just seeing if I won

[Rabi en Rose]

Now theres a name I haven't seen in a long time . . .

<3 Rabi. *Waits for hidden message to be revealed*
The point is to win the game not win my heart :mad:
*slaps rabi's butt... again* hey, i smacked it the first time too.
This will only happen in a dream world where a girl would let you touch them first.

[green97sierra]

Chivalry is dead these days.
Occupation:
Hitting my head with pots

hell, if she gets to hit herself in the head with a pot, i get to slap her!

[green97sierra]

The point is to win the game not win my heart :mad:

This will only happen in a dream world where a girl would let you touch them first.
...im guessing you've missed the threads where i've been showing off my 4 month old son... lemme necro those for ya ;)

[Rabi en Rose]

hell, if she gets to hit herself in the head with a pot, i get to slap her!
This is a rumor made by my evil rivals to discredit me!
Im not fat, I was just seeing if I won
Are you really sure?...im guessing you've missed the threads where i've been showing off my 4 month old son... lemme necro those for ya ;)I do not think you should be necroing your son. That is just wrong. Consenting adults is another issue but this is not a debate forum.

[Warcow]

The point is to win the game not win my heart :mad:

Who said I was trying to win your heart? :)

I won long ago.

[EleMENTAL]

Who said I was trying to win your heart? :)

I won long ago.

Smooth

[Rabi en Rose]

Who said I was trying to win your heart? :) I won long ago.
No you didn't, I gave you a fake one. And I want that back, along with my kidney too.SmoothLike sandpaper.

[Glamdring]

Smooth
Like ice cream?

[cs_zero]

oh come on, that kidneys the only thing keeping me alive.

[Warcow]

No you didn't, I gave you a fake one. And I want that back, along with my kidney too.

Still not talking about your heart dearie, you can't win that, it doesn't exist.

For those of you who don't know, Rabi isn't real.

[Glamdring]

No you didn't, I gave you a fake one. And I want that back, along with my kidney too.Like sandpaper.
No, you gave me the kidney. He's got your left lung.

[Rabi en Rose]

Like ice cream?
OMG CAN'T YOU READ???oh come on, that kidneys the only thing keeping me alive.Are you saying your needs for life are worth more than my wants? Needs and wants, people! Take a marketing class jeez.

[EleMENTAL]

For those of you who don't know, Rabi isn't real.
:confused:

[Rabi en Rose]

Still not talking about your heart dearie, you can't win that, it doesn't exist.

For those of you who don't know, Rabi isn't real.
That's so mean. I sensitive about this issue.

You're wrong! I am real boy!

[EleMENTAL]

So your a "he"?

[green97sierra]

your a boy now? :confused:

[cs_zero]

yea, HE is the Queen of gamers. :p

[Rabi en Rose]

So your a "he"?
What are you, some kind of sexist?yea, HE is the Queen of gamers. :pYOU'RE ALL CRAZY!!!

[Cavour]

Yes there is but it requires patience.
Don't be unreasonable here.

[EleMENTAL]

What are you, some kind of sexist?

What are you, some kind of.....damn, i cant think of anything

[Warcow]

That's so mean. I sensitive about this issue.

You're wrong! I am real boy!

No, you're not.

This thread is not a train, you are not here, you do not exist.

[Medemia]

Oh, thanks warcow. Way to ruin whatever was coming. I'm still trying to figure it out though. Maybe it's a social commentary on some of the dumb game threads that have been popping up lately or maybe she's just trying to make me look bad by looking too far into this. Maybe we all should just flame her, even though she is highly respected and by far my favorite poster, because if anyone else made this thread we'd all say it was dumb.

Now I'm just babbling. Ignore this post and commence your clapping at home while not sharing it with us as a post.

[drakonfire]

:confused: :confused:

:laugh:

hey rabi, where ya been lately?

[cs_zero]

No, you're not.

This thread is not a train, you are not here, you do not exist.

and there is no hidden carrot.

[Warcow]

Oh, thanks warcow. Way to ruin whatever was coming. I'm still trying to figure it out though. Maybe it's a social commentary on some of the dumb game threads that have been popping up lately or maybe she's just trying to make me look bad by looking too far into this. Maybe we all should just flame her, even though she is highly respected and by far my favorite poster, because if anyone else made this thread we'd all say it was dumb.

Now I'm just babbling. Ignore this post and commence your clapping at home while not sharing it with us as a post.

I haven't ruined anything, I've made it all more fun :)

[green97sierra]

Marco!!!!

[BaxVarlet]

*Doesn't clap*

[Rabi en Rose]

No, you're not.

This thread is not a train, you are not here, you do not exist.
Hey look the Matrix was cool 2 years ago for liberal arts hippy majors to quote as philosphy, but that's not the trend here anymore ok buddy?Oh, thanks warcow. Way to ruin whatever was coming. I'm still trying to figure it out though. Maybe it's a social commentary on some of the dumb game threads that have been popping up lately or maybe she's just trying to make me look bad by looking too far into this. Maybe we all should just flame her, even though she is highly respected and by far my favorite poster, because if anyone else made this thread we'd all say it was dumb.

Now I'm just babbling. Ignore this post and commence your clapping at home while not sharing it with us as a post.
Nah I did all of those before and I don't like repeating threads.

[green97sierra]

remember this game?


PC+1

[Rabi en Rose]

remember this game?


PC+1
No I have never heard of PC+1

[green97sierra]

pc = post count
this game developed during the amusing days of skoff and the amazing banana boy. i still think that most people will never be able to reach his PC
PC+1

[Medemia]

Yeah, I know. I should just sign off now and go to sleep so I don't have to go through the misery tonight :D

[Rabi en Rose]

pc = post count
this game developed during the amusing days of skoff and the amazing banana boy. i still think that most people will never be able to reach his PC
PC+1
I am not sure why that would apply to this thread. I only post when I have to reply about something OR ELSE.

[green97sierra]

mediema, yea, thats the smartest course of action, but is much easier said than done.

[Rabi en Rose]

Stop smoking. Stop drinking. Don't do drugs. Don't have unprotected sex.

[Glamdring]

No I have never heard of PC+1
geez, that's lame who hasnt heard of PC+1? must be some kind of forener or something

[Rabi en Rose]

geez, that's lame who hasnt heard of PC+1? must be some kind of forener or something
In the big leagues, we do things in multiples of 10. What's this 1 stuff?

[Tama Drummer]

I have much patience.
Not really, but I'm content right now because I have cheese.

[Glamdring]

In the big leagues, we do things in multiples of 10. What's this 1 stuff?
I'm made of rubber, you're made of glue. Everything you say bounces off of me and sticks to you.

[Rabi en Rose]

I have much patience.
Not really, but I'm content right now because I have cheese.
Cheese requires patience so you must have done it right.I'm made of rubber, you're made of glue. Everything you say bounces off of me and sticks to you.Oh yeah? Well my sticks and stones will break your bones so there.

[Jeffery]

I still haven't slapped my hands together, so I win.

[Glamdring]

Cheese requires patience so you must have done it right.
Maybe it's just really really terrible cheese.

[Rabi en Rose]

I still haven't slapped my hands together, so I win.
But most of the other people here haven't done it either.

[Glamdring]

Oh yeah? Well my sticks and stones will break your bones so there.
You're bluffing. You don't even have sticks or stones.

I dare you to break any one of my bones!

[EleMENTAL]

Rabi, your funny. Will you be my mommy?

[deleryn]

This isn't a game at all, and I'm going to do something else because this is more of a waste of time than that. I win.

[Tama Drummer]

This isn't a game at all, and I'm going to do something else because this is more of a waste of time than that. I win.

I think that means you lose.


And I wouldn't be content if it was terrible cheese. :D

[Warcow]

Rabi lost, end of story.

[Rabi en Rose]

You're bluffing. You don't even have sticks or stones.

I dare you to break any one of my bones!
I can do better than that, I will fate you to break your bones in the future. Now that takes skill.

This isn't a game at all, and I'm going to do something else because this is more of a waste of time than that. I win.I bet you believe in creationism too. This is soooo a game, we just didn't start yet because everybody wants to play without even knowing what the rules are.Rabi lost, end of story.I never lose. I am a hare, not some silly turtle.

[Medemia]

Man, I went back to the first post and re-read it and was coming to ask what the rules were now. You beat me to it though and spoiled my "smart" moment.

Blah.

[Rabi en Rose]

Man, I went back to the first post and re-read it and was coming to ask what the rules were now. You beat me to it though and spoiled my "smart" moment.

Blah.
My job is to make nobody look smart.

[EleMENTAL]

My job is to make nobody look smart.

I guess that includes you

[Jeffery]

I am a hare, not some silly turtle.


Yes, and there are a lot more rabbits being made into stews that turtles.

[Rabi en Rose]

I guess that includes youOh no the tables are turned, that sure was unexpected.
Yes, and there are a lot more rabbits being made into stews that turtles.Rabi en Rose does not go well with stew.

[Medemia]

Soooo...




What are the rules?

[Rabi en Rose]

Soooo...




What are the rules?
Rule 1: You do not talk about the rules.
Rule 2: You do not ask me if I stole this from a movie.

[Medemia]

Alright. I never saw that movie you stole that from anyways :D

[Glamdring]

Rule 1: You do not talk about the rules.
Rule 2: You do not ask me if I stole this from a movie.
Hey, you stole that from a movie!

[Rabi en Rose]

Hey, you stole that from a movie!
Oh no, I did not think of this loophole!

[Jeffery]

Rule 1: You do not talk about the rules.
Rule 2: You do not talk about anything related to the rules.
Rule 3: You do not talk about there not being a rule three.

[Rabi en Rose]

There is a secret rule that is ok to be talked about though.

[Petit Charat]

i know your secret

[Warcow]

Too much!

They can't be in the same thread together! The world will explode.

[Medemia]

Are you the type of girl who lets secrets out of the bag?

[Petit Charat]

Too much!

They can't be in the same thread together! The world will explode.
so all the mods know about this eh?

[Warcow]

Unfortunately not . . .

If I was a mod, I'd seperate you from well . . . you know.

[Rabi en Rose]

so all the mods know about this eh?
Glamdring's been blabbing. I say we get her.Unfortunately not . . .

If I was a mod, I'd seperate you from well . . . you know.
I don't know, please enlighten me.

edit: OH COME ON I EDITED THAT IN TIME. STUPID EDIT MESSAGE.

[Warcow]

How dare this thread go so long without a repsonse!

[S_K_O_F]

Clapping is for losers!
Having a good time is for losers!

So...I will do something that is neither clapping, or allowing others to have a good time.

*takes off robes*
*dances naked!*

[Glamdring]

Rabi ran away. She's scared of me.

[Warcow]

Clapping is for losers!
Having a good time is for losers!

So...I will do something that is neither clapping, or allowing others to have a good time.

*takes off robes*
*dances naked!*

What a gross miscalculation . . .

*Sets up beach chair*

*Gets a roll of $1 bills*

Dance baby, dance!

[Medemia]

I didn't realize she edited. If I did, I would have... well... did the same thing as before.

[22woger22]

What a gross miscalculation . . .

*Sets up beach chair*

*Gets a roll of $1 bills*

Dance baby, dance!
I agree. It'd be both humourous and satisfying.

I'd set a chair next to you if I didn't have a deep phobia of cows.

-22-

[Glamdring]

I think the love of ewoks will overcome the fear of bovines for most people.

[22woger22]

I think the love of ewoks will overcome the fear of bovines for most people.
*applauds*

Oops, broke a rule.

-22-

[Petit Charat]

Rabi ran away. She's scared of me.
i bet she's mad at you
[02:32:22] ######: Hrmm I guess glamdring isn't going to message me.
[02:33:14] Meteor Showers: lol
[02:33:51] Meteor Showers: are you going to post again?
[02:34:37] ######: Tomorrow. I still need to finish this
[02:39:47] ######: AAAH I can't do this T_T
[02:41:47] ######: i need to take a nap. wake me up at 4
[02:42:31] Meteor Showers: ok sweet dreams. i'll call you.
[02:47:55] *** "######" signed off at Fri Sep 16 02:47:55 2005.

[Hellblazer]

Must...resist...the clapping!
*snaps*
Phew!

[MallaLubba]

*jumps down, turns around, and picks a bale of cotton*

[meat.eater]

What if i actually clap instead of write "*claps*" like a moron?

[xerent]

i know your secret

Holy crap on a pogo stick!

[S_K_O_F]

Holy crap on a pogo stick!
Leave Realist out of this!!!

[22woger22]

Leave Realist out of this!!!
I thought you were riding the 'holy crap on a pogo stick' bandwagon?

-22-

[banditto]

No, your just crazy. Its really easy not to clap, you guys are just shameful.

[S_K_O_F]

I thought you were riding the 'holy crap on a pogo stick' bandwagon?

-22-

Just in the other thread.

[Petit Charat]

Holy crap on a pogo stick!
i thought i knew but now i don't
why is everybody surprised to see me

[Jeffery]

i thought i knew but now i don't
why is everybody surprised to see me
Probably because your shirt is unbuttoned.

[xerent]

Maybe because... you haven't been around in forever!

[choplocker-17]

*whistles*