In PETA? Feast your eyes on this

[Cephas]

Squirrel users. (http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005460823,00.html) My big question is this: How on earth can you tell that a squirrel has bloodshot eyes?

[speaker4thedead]

lol thats class when did u find this?

[Glamdring]

"Crack squirrels are a recognised problem in America. They are common in parks used by addicts in New York and Washington DC.

They have been known to attack park visitors in their search for a fix."

Duuude... can you imagine getting attacked by a crack-head squirrel looking for a hit?

[Godmic18]

"Crack squirrels are a recognised problem in America. They are common in parks used by addicts in New York and Washington DC.

They have been known to attack park visitors in their search for a fix."

Duuude... can you imagine getting attacked by a crack-head squirrel looking for a hit?

:swoon:

[Jeffery]

I'd imagine it to be much like when a person announces they are a girl in an online forum.

[Xenon]

LMAO, A crack head squirrel, I could imagine that, it would hilarious.

I thought Jeff was acting a bit weird :p

[Cephas]

Oh, you think its rough in the local parks with the doped squirrels? It just gets worse! (http://www.press-citizen.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20051011/NEWS01/51011001/1079) Now you have to deal with drunken pigeons and (GASP) dead doves (we'll miss you, Dove).

Where do I get this? Not telling! :p A man needs to keep his sources, doesn't he? :cool:

[Xenon]

Just look at the website in the links if you want to know where he got it from, jeez.

[max2k106]

Squirels on coke . . . now that's what I'm talkin about :)

[Xenon]

Yeah, I wish I was squirrel now.

[max2k106]

Who hides their stash in a garden though? I mean . . . what if the bag wasn't secure and everything got wet or all dirty and stuff. That's so stupid. The only way to securely hide your stash is to have it w/ you at all times concealed in your clothes.

[Volcom]

Who hides their stash in a garden though?
a coke dealer, there realy not the brightest of ppl im guessing as the sell coke for a living
:rolleyes:

[Cephas]

A friend of mine is a chemist, and he was privy to a police report on amateur meth factories. One he heard of had made things in their basement with windows closed. Quite obviously, the fumes stayed there for the most part. One day (they assume) a light bulb sparked. They were finding bits of the house and its owners blocks away. Real bright... :rolleyes:

[Warcow]

You laugh now, one of those squirrels will put out an album that will blow your mind.

[Cephas]

You laugh now, one of those squirrels will put out an album that will blow your mind.
Electric rats put out albums (http://www.tacticsarena.com/forum/showthread.php?t=7156&highlight=bottle+band), not squirrels.

[Xenon]

Weird...:confused:

[Sage Thief]

Rofl Maybe squirrels stash coke in theyre nuts:confused: and then stash the nuts in theyre cheeks:confused: ....And why in the world would a squirrel want crack?:confused:

[Warcow]

Electric rats put out albums (http://www.tacticsarena.com/forum/showthread.php?t=7156&highlight=bottle+band), not squirrels.

With all that cocaine, one of the squirrels will be a huge music success.

[S_K_O_F]

Oh, you think its rough in the local parks with the doped squirrels? It just gets worse! (http://www.press-citizen.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20051011/NEWS01/51011001/1079) Now you have to deal with drunken pigeons and (GASP) dead doves (we'll miss you, Dove).

Where do I get this? Not telling! :p A man needs to keep his sources, doesn't he? :cool:

I want to know where those birds are finding ferminted berries!!! I would never have to pay for alcohol again!!!

[Cephas]

I want to know where those birds are finding ferminted berries!!! I would never have to pay for alcohol again!!!
Ferminted, for that fresh, minty taste with your alcohol! When you puke it gives off pleasant odours! :D

[Sage Thief]

hmmmmm I just noticed you were grey cephas...Congratz for:
1)I think your the most reknown grey in forums.
2)W00t love your ava.
3) you seem pretty cool and Have a sense of humor (im guesing because this thread)

Keep on rocking and representing for the greys !:cool::coolpunk: P.S-What play is that on your pic. on the pic thread.?

[Xenon]

....And why in the world would a squirrel want crack?:confused:

Why wouldn't it want crack?

[Sage Thief]

Why wouldn't it want crack?
Well.....They've stuck with "nuts":cool: For like...EVER ....Is this gonna be a new thing with squirrles? I mean and crack dealers gonna start dealing to them?:confused:lol.

[Lordofzrings]

at least well have less drugs in circulation!

[Sage Thief]

Wow good point ...But answer me this..Where would the squirrels EVER get enough to pay for drugs...;) :confused: :D

[The Exile]

Ferminted, for that fresh, minty taste with your alcohol! When you puke it gives off pleasant odours! :D
Can you ferment mint?

[Cephas]

hmmmmm I just noticed you were grey cephas...Congratz for:
1)I think your the most reknown grey in forums.
2)W00t love your ava.
3) you seem pretty cool and Have a sense of humor (im guesing because this thread)

Keep on rocking and representing for the greys !:cool::coolpunk: P.S-What play is that on your pic. on the pic thread.?
Me? Grey? I'm achromatic!
1- It might be a toss up. Northwind is right up there for sure. Should we make a poll to see who is better known? :huh:
2- What a coincidence, so do I!
3- I am über-uncool and don't know a joke from my nose hairs, but I can fake pretty well. You have been mislead by well crafted deceptions. MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

RE:P.S- It is not from a game (if that is what you meant), but rather a webcomic. Sadly, squidi.net is no more (http://www.enderak.com/squidi/archive/), at least as a webcomic. I have linked to another site that has the complete archive of the squidi comics. My avatar is from 'A Modest Destiny, Part 1' also known as 'AMD'.

[Glamdring]

hmmmmm I just noticed you were grey cephas...Congratz for:
1)I think your the most reknown grey in forums.
2)W00t love your ava.
3) you seem pretty cool and Have a sense of humor (im guesing because this thread)

Keep on rocking and representing for the greys !:cool::coolpunk: P.S-What play is that on your pic. on the pic thread.?
Hydrant? Northwind? I believe nomar is grey too...

But otherwise, yes. :P

[Megabyte]

What about Duffman? He was grey too.

"Crack squirrels are a recognised problem in America.

That line stood out in my mind too. Forget hurricanes and bombings, we gotta save the squirrels! Either that or keep giving them crack, whichever is easier.

I for one am starting the SA (Squirrel's Anonymous) program to help these poor creatures get back on their feet. We do this with a healthy regimine of excercise and proper squirrel-like habits. There is also a special diet program which helps get these squirrels off the crack and onto the heavy prescription meds like the rest of America.

[uniquinous]

Well you see, the squirrels are actually the suppliers. The funny thing is watching the coke-heads think they're squirrels, and chase the nut-lovers up the trees. They try anyway...

Ever see a bum fight with a squirrel over a rock of crack? I have, and it's not pretty.
http://www.mediagab.com/filedump/pictures/squirrel_jedi_knights.jpg

damn ninja squirrels...

http://img275.imageshack.us/img275/6995/squirrel20ranger4kd.png

DAMN SQUIRREL RANGERS!!!

http://img275.imageshack.us/img275/5104/nuts8wc.png
yeah baby

[Jeffery]

Since their swords are glowing, I'd say it would be "Damn Jedi Squirrels".

[uniquinous]

yes, clearly i'm dorky enough, but only the true dorks know jedis ARE ninja...

;)

[Jeffery]

Yes, but while a Jedi may be a ninja, not all nijas are jedis.

Only the REALLY REALLY old ones would have been Jedis.

[Office_Shredder]

It makes sense that squirrels would be jedi... everyone knows that the bible specifies that god made squirrels first, so naturally they would be endowed with the powers of the force.