TAO Paparazzi

[Snarr]

Caught something stupid in the lobby? Show us! Mods being dumb? Clan leaders gone wild? Members slipping? We want it all.

Please don't put the WHOLE picture in, just the chatbox. And make our life easier and use IMG tags, not URL.

Don't set screenshot, catch your victim when he's unaware!

Please do try to keep on topic, I'll smite off topic, and colour your text pink.

[Snarr]

That's when I had the big Afro and DR knew it.
http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/8615/dr7hm.jpg

[The Exile]

Krome is such a polite young man.
http://img426.imageshack.us/img426/7019/yeahrightkrome2lt.jpg

Or is he? (http://www.tacticsarena.com/forum/showthread.php?t=11421)

Moose was talking smack in the lobby, so:
http://img416.imageshack.us/img416/2092/moosepwned9lf.jpg

And snarr, we never knew.
http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/7962/reallysnarr0bs.jpg

-EDIT-
THAT'S how you IMG tag.

Edit:
Nice work img tagging a forum link. And do you really want the pictures to be that large?

[Moose]

Really, i was talking smack Exile? About what? But thanks for the attention I appreciate your true inspiration for n00bism in urself.

Anyways I already put this in the netjak forum, but here's snarr spamming

http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/1034/editsnarr8uq.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Snarr]

I don't think Urania even knows what's wrong with these :)
http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/1930/banana1ue.jpg
http://img305.imageshack.us/img305/9513/sok2cy.jpg

Practice brings perfect! Even in cheating:
http://img418.imageshack.us/img418/5534/f26cq.jpg

A trip to legengs one day, don't ask...
http://img305.imageshack.us/img305/3739/soyea0wn.jpg

[Volcom]

http://img384.imageshack.us/img384/5775/snarr0ex.png

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/9922/chat4hd.jpg

http://img282.imageshack.us/img282/9274/nass5jz.jpg

i had more.. but i cant find em :rolleyes:

[Snarr]

When newbies attack

A) One day in Armageddon:
http://img418.imageshack.us/img418/6531/whenn00bsattack8vu.jpg
B) Getting them in Banff:
http://img418.imageshack.us/img418/738/md14ph.jpg

[Snarr]

Just for the record about 10 minutes after the Volcom I broke about 3 things in my house in quick succession. *sigh* So clumsy.

[urania]

das war gemain snarr. echt gemein. das nehm ich dir aber übel.

[Hoolwath]

This is soooo awesome.

[Learz]

Yeah Snarr, das ist recht ehrfürchtig!

He Blick, schreibe ich auf Deutsch!

:p

[urania]

schön, noch einer der deutsch sprechen kann...:P

[Hoolwath]

Ja, klar. Warum nicht?

[Jeffery]

Too bad I can't post movies of the text box..........

[Warcow]

Damn, when I go home in three weeks, I'll post my precious "DR Drunk" screenies, those are pure gold.

[speaker4thedead]

ahhh i lost the s/s of snarr and Moose spamming on banff :(

[urania]

I changed my mind, learz.

I'll rather speak in english...for now :)

[Snarr]

I'm seeing a lot of text but not enough shots!

[Cohiba]

Do you guys remember back in the day when we busted DKR (or was it DRK?) that "she" was actually a "he"?

Snarr looking like he had a racoon on his head is classic!!! I think Ele still has a quote about how I like to wear women's pants somewhere...

[Glamdring]

It's still in her sig, I believe :D

I don't save screenies (would take up too much hd space) but there are several of me saying oddish things floating around.

[Jeffery]

[13:01] Glam: yeah, turns out I'm just a bad person.
[13:01] terry_boyer: rofl
[13:01] terry_boyer: Do I need to hack your Mac, and set it to not work during class times?
[13:02] Glam: hehe
[13:02] Glam: you should try
[13:02] Glam: I would be interested to find out how long it takes you, and whether you can actually do it
[13:02] Glam: then I can fix0r it and make it more secure :P
[13:02] Glam: (wait... I should trash my lesbo pr0n folder before I tell you to try this...)

[green97sierra]

glam's lesbo porn
:eek: i KNEW IT!!! ;)

[Twelve]

schön, noch einer der deutsch sprechen kann...:P

Noch einer!

Ich liebe diese Thread!

This thread rocks!!! HAHAHAHA

(Oh, and Glam? You just got called OUT!)

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[urania]

Noch einer!

Ich liebe diese Thread!

This thread rocks!!! HAHAHAHA

12

woot for the german language ^^

[Hoolwath]

http://img418.imageshack.us/img418/1527/cavsnipple2io.jpg

Paparazzi material. :cool:

Back in the time though. :)

[Wizzy`]

http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/9435/1111132erwdfsadsafasgbvccncnc9.jpg

We were talking about my sick guinea pig...Then Utamaro..just..went crazy O_O

http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/9162/w00t117co.jpg
I'm so loved :rolleyes:

http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/6070/asdf8rp.png

Thats a bad Draquist!

[sooner4life]

http://img437.imageshack.us/img437/6406/what5nj.png

Maybe people would join if he could type.

[ironhorse123]

I have a screeny of max spamming! :p Too bad I don't know where I put it!

[Matt 34.5]

oh man.. im gonna have to go through my screenies folder now... *gets to work*
EDIT: I just realised I have them on my old comp :( but I still have lots uploaded, heres a taste :)

RE-EDIT: the one I originaly put might have been a little too graffic, heres a less grafic one.
RE-RE-EDIT: that one had too much extra stuff added.
RE-RE-RE-EDIT: no excuses this time, I just decided to stick with this one.
http://saturn.walagata.com/w/dowerboi2/dawgs_confusing_n00bs2.gif
================================================== ===========
http://www.geocities.com/pinkie_308/Quotebanner.bmp
================================================== ===========
http://www.geocities.com/pinkie_308/c.gif


theres WAY More here:
http://thedawgpound1.proboards21.com/index.cgi?board=Screen&action=display&thread=1114061305&page=1

[bludhoundz]

I have to dig up the SI funny pictures thread :cool:

Edit: Snarr do you have one of when you said I was giving out free golds?

[Wizzy`]

oh man.. im gonna have to go through my screenies folder now... *gets to work*

...


theres WAY More here:
http://thedawgpound1.proboards21.com/index.cgi?board=Screen&action=display&thread=1114061305&page=1


Yeah, I read all those a long time ago on TDP forums, omg, the ones from Pinkie, I almost pissed myself.

[EleMENTAL]

Well, duffman was on today on his mod account.

It was TYU, fuddman, and me. I thought I would amke the best of it.

http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/4805/fuddorgy2mv.jpg

[Jeffery]

The object is to catch someone else in a possibly embarassing moment, not just to take screneshots of your own stupidity.

[EleMENTAL]

The object is to catch someone else in a possibly embarassing moment, not just to take screneshots of your own stupidity.

Why not, I admire myself

[meat.eater]

I used to have one of Big X saying he licks himself. But i got rid of it.

[meat.eater]

So, i dont know if you catch on to this theme, but a lot, a LOT of people on TAO say they play football. I think its a nerds way of trying to convince us they arent nerds. I reccommend trying this sometime. (There were 2 more after that wouldnt fit.) Its quite funny.
http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/294/football8lr.png (http://imageshack.us)
PS- Yes i used Lucifers number on purpose. :p

And...i guess this is how the children are mating now a days. Man. Thats hot.
http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/7088/untitled7du.png (http://imageshack.us)
I want somones chips. Im serious.

[Snarr]

The object is to catch someone else in a possibly embarassing moment, not just to take screneshots of your own stupidity.
Absolutely right. God knows I said so many stupid things myself to boost it to 100 pages.

[ironhorse123]

http://img481.imageshack.us/img481/337/eww1aj.png
:p
Sorry Bode, but I had to post it!

[Bottle]

Gah! I have a massive stash of this sort of thing on my other computer which I won't have access to for 2 months! :mad:

[Bottle]

Double post to bump, so shoot me...

http://img477.imageshack.us/img477/3979/naughtysnarr8mu.jpg

Tut tut tut...

[Snarr]

Double post to bump, so shoot me...

http://img477.imageshack.us/img477/3979/naughtysnarr8mu.jpg

Tut tut tut...
That was taken out of context!
I was cornered to say that!
Someone hax0red my account!
Can you make me a banor? How do I make a clam?

[ko71991]

That was taken out of context!
I was cornered to say that!
Tut tut tut.

I don't think I wanna get to know you any more. :p

[Xenon]

Is it me or are people getting stupider everyday?
I got in a game with Xeleron on army on my grey account and look what he started saying.
The game lasted about 5 minutes because I owned him so bad.
5 chatbox screenshots of his stupidity.

http://img452.imageshack.us/img452/9817/fool12wd.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img452.imageshack.us/img452/8438/fool28fy.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img452.imageshack.us/img452/2316/fool33yi.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img452.imageshack.us/img452/4509/fool47uu.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img452.imageshack.us/img452/3213/fool53he.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

This gave me a few minutes of entertaining.
I must add I was playing along with his stupidity, I know what happens when you type "tactics expert" without a space.
This was priceless.

[urania]

http://img477.imageshack.us/img477/3979/naughtysnarr8mu.jpg

-_-... you really make me speechless sometimes, snarr...in a negative way that is...

anyway, I remember one game where my opponent tried the f5 trick on me... I said I pressed it and that there was a weird sound and my window flashed. He left the arena a few seconds later :D.

XD ROFL

[Snarr]

-_-... you really make me speechless sometimes, snarr...in a negative way that is...

anyway, I remember one game where my opponent tried the f5 trick on me... I said I pressed it and that there was a weird sound and my window flashed. He left the arena a few seconds later :D.

XD ROFL
It was just to make Elentari mad, which didn't really work as she left 5 seconds before I shot that pearl of wisdome.

[Wizzy`]

Double post to bump, so shoot me...

http://img477.imageshack.us/img477/3979/naughtysnarr8mu.jpg

Tut tut tut...

Not to mention after that, he spammed! :mad:

[Snarr]

Oh I love those 2, I call them the : Le-Make-sure-I'm-not-there-when-you-say-that.
http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/8255/krome6dt8hb.jpg
http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/8008/krome21eb5kn.jpg

[Xenon]

I am pretty sure that was not the real Krome. Apparently he had his password stolen.

[urania]

It was just to make Elentari mad, which didn't really work as she left 5 seconds before I shot that pearl of wisdome.

piece of shit you mean.

[Hoolwath]

Uuuuu.. Someone's pretty touchy. :)

[Twelve]

piece of shit you mean.

YOU, my dear, need a sense of humor.

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[Wizzy`]

I am pretty sure that was not the real Krome. Apparently he had his password stolen.

Xenon, Krome is a douche..he'd say that kinda stuff...

[HorNeT]

hehe you said douche [/spam]

[Wizzy`]

http://img467.imageshack.us/img467/3127/w00t1234563sh.jpg

:cool:

[finalfantasyt]

I am pretty sure that was not the real Krome. Apparently he had his password stolen.
I am pretty sure that is the real Krome, as he's been acting like that for as long as I can remember. Unless, of course, he had his pass stolen seven months ago, which I doubt.

[urania]

YOU, my dear, need a sense of humor.

12

and because I don't have it, you had to neg rep me or what?

:S

thanks a lot -.-

[Twelve]

Yes, I do neg for stupid posts. Especially if you're giving crap to perhaps THE coolest person in the community, Snarr.

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[urania]

snarr is overrated 8)

NOT

du bist so was von blöd, 12. wenn du doch nur wüsstest, wie froh ich bin, dass er in SI ist und dass ich ihn kennegelernt habe, würdest du es sicherlich bereuen, dass du mich neg repped hast... er ist einfach mega toll, und ich weiss es ganz genau, dass er es nicht erst gemeint hat lol...

ich bitte dich nur, dass du ihm nicht verrätst, was ich gerade über ihm gesagt habe.

[Wizzy`]

O_O
12..I think she just called you out!

[urania]

hahaha, so wrong ^^...

[Wizzy`]

Uhmn..You called him in? :confused:

[Snarr]

I never said I loved you, did I?


Here are the facts, catching me saying stupid things with the rate I say them is not a very challenging task. Other mods, namely Realist, are where the big bucks are. Catch them doing, saying, acting, singing, bathing or whatever.

[Twelve]

snarr is overrated 8)

NOT

du bist so was von blöd, 12. wenn du doch nur wüsstest, wie froh ich bin, dass er in SI ist und dass ich ihn kennegelernt habe, würdest du es sicherlich bereuen, dass du mich neg repped hast... er ist einfach mega toll, und ich weiss es ganz genau, dass er es nicht erst gemeint hat lol...

ich bitte dich nur, dass du ihm nicht verrätst, was ich gerade über ihm gesagt habe.

Sagst du das ich bin bloed, eh? Nun, das war uncool. Ich glaube das du hast mein neg-rep zu ernst genommen. Ich werde dich pos-reppen, keine Sorge. Es ist einfach das Snarr ist jemand der viel respekt hier hat, und ich habe es nicht gaern wann leute schreiben was du hast geschrieben.

Aber, ich verstehe was du meinst. Wie ich habe gesagt, ich werde dich pos-reppen in der Zukunkt.

12

[ko71991]

snarr is overrated 8)

NOT

du bist so was von blöd, 12. wenn du doch nur wüsstest, wie froh ich bin, dass er in SI ist und dass ich ihn kennegelernt habe, würdest du es sicherlich bereuen, dass du mich neg repped hast... er ist einfach mega toll, und ich weiss es ganz genau, dass er es nicht erst gemeint hat lol...

ich bitte dich nur, dass du ihm nicht verrätst, was ich gerade über ihm gesagt habe.
you are so which of blöd, 12. if you nevertheless only wüsstest, as glad I am that he is in SI and that I know-learned him, würdest you it surely repent that you me neg repped have... he are simply mega madly, and I white it completely exactly that he did not only mean it lol... I please you only that you him does not verrätst, which I said straight more über him.
Sagst du das ich bin bloed, eh? Nun, das war uncool. Ich glaube das du hast mein neg-rep zu ernst genommen. Ich werde dich pos-reppen, keine Sorge. Es ist einfach das Snarr ist jemand der viel respekt hier hat, und ich habe es nicht gaern wann leute schreiben was du hast geschrieben.

Aber, ich verstehe was du meinst. Wie ich habe gesagt, ich werde dich pos-reppen in der Zukunkt.
Do you say which I are bloed, eh? Now, that was uncool. I believe which you have mine neg rep too seriously taken. I pos will reppen you, no concern. It is simply the Snarr is someone the much respect here has, and I do not have it gaern when people to write which you have write however, I understand which you mean. As I said, I you pos will reppen in the Zukunkt.

Sucky translation, but pretty close, eh?

[urania]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

that was the worst translation I had ever seen in my life XD

[Snarr]

*Sigh*
Can we cut the Deustch, the relating to it, translating and or thought that came up while reading it.

We're on a mission here people! A mission!

[Hoolwath]

Yeah, their German is awful anyways. :)

[urania]

*Sigh*
Can we cut the Deustch, the relating to it, translating and or thought that came up while reading it.

We're on a mission here people! A mission!

*DeuTSch ;)

ist ja gut, snarry-chan, von jetzt an kein Deutsch mehr :p

weiss ich aber nicht wie lange ich ohne auf deutsch zu reden durchhalten werde ^.^


Yeah, their German is awful anyways. :)

hahaha, du bist wirklich ein witzbolt, hoolwath :p

ok, no more german from now on... just for you snarry-chan.

for now that is ^_^

[Twelve]

*Sigh*
Can we cut the Deustch, the relating to it, translating and or thought that came up while reading it.


Yessirrightawaysir.

Two of your fans will stop bickering as to how you are to be presented. :)

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[Bottle]

12 confesses:

http://img460.imageshack.us/img460/1197/iloveyoutoo0fb.jpg

But then reveals that he's cheating on me:

http://img465.imageshack.us/img465/4421/butpixelisbetter0kv.jpg

:( :(

[Twelve]

So you were actually serious when you said you would post them, eh? (Though one is certainly altered)

Bottle...you do realize that this means war, correct? You and I both know this, right? :D

I have to match this...and I know JUST what to do.

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[Bottle]

Don't even THINK about it!

OK, so one was altered just a tiny bit. But only one added and one altered letter. :)

[green97sierra]

anyone else think of twelve when watching most any vh1 'comment' show, i/e i love the 80's, or best week ever, and they see that one dude who used to be on survivor? or is it just me....

[Snarr]

Anyone else think that Green should now pay a penalty of one funny S/S for attempting to hijack a thread that I hope will last longer than 3 days?

[Snarr]

Ok not quite paparazi, but I'm talking to Glammy Glam and it goes like this:
(Reconstructed and edited for ease of read)
Me: He's nice and all but has only 1 problem. (In regards to boyfriend)
Me: He's christian.
Glammy Glam: Yeah but he's not a hypocritical bastard.
Me: Yeah but he's christian, no one is perfect.
Glammy Glam: I'm christian too.
Me: Yeah but you mitigate that by having other qualitities.
It's huge! I didn't even notice I typoed that, I'm subconsciouly witty!
I won't bold the funny part but it might take a while for you to see it. I'm a genius.

[Bottle]

You mean genius, right?

Maybe you should stick to French :p

[Snarr]

Don't prostitute this, I just came up with something grand subconsciouly. A Freudian typo if you will. You totally didn't get it did you?

[Bottle]

I totally tit! Whoops, I mean did.

[Wizzy`]

I totally tit! Whoops, I mean did.

Yeah snarr, you just got owned.

[Snarr]

I would have had he said:
"I got tit, I mean it"
But that was lame, well not everyone can be witty. :cool:

[Jeffery]

Snarr, will you marry Bottle and be done with it?

[Match Strike]

Really, i was talking smack Exile? About what? But thanks for the attention I appreciate your true inspiration for n00bism in urself.

Anyways I already put this in the netjak forum, but here's snarr spamming

http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/1034/editsnarr8uq.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Heh, I s/s'd that too

[Snarr]

Armageddon please make it harder for me!
http://img481.imageshack.us/img481/1826/gotem2nb.jpg

[Snarr]

Read what I said and look at the board!

[Hoolwath]

Come on... I got it. Sheesh. :)

[Match Strike]

Here's a nice one. Because as a member of the Papparazi, a journalist with no integrity, I have chosen to exclude the context of the conversation.

http://img465.imageshack.us/my.php?image=nubclap28ka.jpg

[Merdoc.]

here is an average day of bones syaing he is better then every one, like usual talking behind ever ones back
http://img487.imageshack.us/img487/5144/fix7tc.jpg

[Snarr]

http://img481.imageshack.us/img481/6379/taboo3py.jpg