Moose: Zero Hour

[Moose]

As it was in the beginning, the count down has begun for the new generation, the old swept away and reborn as symbols.

The change brings in the faithful, while the unfaithful are slowly turned into dust.

The next chapter will be born, and the mystery of that which has been plagued will finally be brought in front of the ignorant and the wave of rejuvenation will be upon us.

The corrupt will fall and the hero's will rise, the tyranny will end and the prosperity will fly. Destiny and Fate will no longer control The Prophecy and the choice is yours to make, you will enter a new frontier or fall into the depths of failure depending on the path you choose.

9 days, 2 hours and 43 minutes until the destiny comes true.

Until then, may the period of awakening clense your hearts and change you to the path of righteousness.

[EleMENTAL]

As it was in the beginning, the count down has begun for the new generation, the old swept away and reborn as symbols.

The change brings in the faithful, while the unfaithful are slowly turned into dust.

The next chapter will be born, and the mystery of that which has been plagued will finally be brought in front of the ignorant and the wave of rejuvenation will be upon us.

The corrupt will fall and the hero's will rise, the tyranny will end and the prosperity will fly. Destiny and Fate will no longer control The Prophecy and the choice is yours to make, you will enter a new frontier or fall into the depths of failure depending on the path you choose.

9 days, 2 hours and 43 minutes until the destiny comes true.

Until then, may the period of awakening clense your hearts and change you to the path of righteousness.

New unit? WOOT!

[Jeffery]

Blah blah blah.

I think that sums up this (and almost every other) post of Mooses.

[green97sierra]

now, he went through ALL this trouble to let us know that he only passes rumors on and does not want to be bothered by people asking for insider information on TAO, then he goes and posts this bull which has already been interpreted by elemental as a possible new unit. now, i ask, why bother going through all that previous trouble only to follow through with this a few months later?

[EleMENTAL]

Or is this thread about Legends vs. Rev tourney?

[green97sierra]

Or is this thread about Legends vs. Rev tourney?
mainly, it is a thread further showcasing the stupidity of moose.

[Moose]

The plural for Moose is just Moose, Jeffery.

Green, go suck a lemon.

Elem, you'll have to wait and see ;).

[EleMENTAL]

Elem, you'll have to wait and see ;).


Meening yes.


WOOT! I hope it is the egg dude.

[Jeffery]

The plural for Moose is just Moose, Jeffery.

Green, go suck a lemon.

Elem, you'll have to wait and see ;).
The posessive of Moose is Moose's actually.

But before you attempt to correct someones English, you might want to see what they are saying.
Of course, in a week you'll post some other thread saying how you don;t mean to do these things, but the week after you'll do it again.

[dirka dirka]

SHUT UP!

Moose. Roll over.

[dirka dirka]

The posessive of Moose is Moose's actually.
Look deep into your heart and tell me, is your heart really telling you that the posessive of Moose is Moose's? I didn't think so. I think thats a book talking.

[meat.eater]

Yea, well, your heart doesnt think either dirka. So we could spend all day throwing poop, or just except that Jeffery did, in fact, use it right. Because your name is "Moose". You are not, indeed, a moose.

[Moose]

It's days like these that you really wish you could meet someone in real life, but then again if this is how real they get on a forum, then how real can they really be in life ;).

[x-useme]

lol, very true
So is there a new unit coming? :confused:

[Moose]

Like I said, Zero hour will be the newest generation, and things will aspire from then on out.

[meat.eater]

Is the 9th player of TAO retiring? Thats the vibe I got.

[da1n]

The corrupt will fall and Hero Club will rise
Got that right http://jconserv.net/swforums/images/smiles/icon_cool.gif

[allstarGL]

Got that right http://jconserv.net/swforums/images/smiles/icon_cool.gif
BAH! Legends scum! Prepare for death. Mwhaha 4 days to go. *does the mr burns hands thingy*excellent!

[Jeffery]

It's days like these that you really wish you could meet someone in real life, but then again if this is how real they get on a forum, then how real can they really be in life ;).
50 South Court St
Athens Ohio

Any day any time if you want to.

[Moose]

50 South Court St
Athens Ohio

Any day any time if you want to.

Send me the money for a flight from Winninpeg, Manitoba to the nearest airport in your area for a go and return flight and i'll see u in a couple of weeks.

[Jeffery]

Bah, I'd rather buy a hooker.

If you can't back up a threat, don;t bother whining about it to begin with.

[green97sierra]

jeff, just make sure your hooker doesnt have a penis, ok? remember what happened last time!

[Glamdring]

The corrupt will fall and the hero's will rise,
The plural of hero is heroes.

[Jeffery]

jeff, just make sure your hooker doesnt have a penis, ok? remember what happened last time!
Damnit, it is not my fault you look so sexy in that dress.

[Glamdring]

I should watch myself. I remember what happened last time a mod corrected Moose in his own thread :|

[green97sierra]

glam, haha, i think that by now we, meaning the community in a whole, realize that moose is a retard. also, your post wasnt as 'flaming' in nature as realist's post was.

jeff, i thought we had agreed to never bring that subject up again.

[T3km4n]

As it was in the beginning, the count down has begun for the new generation, the old swept away and reborn as symbols.

The change brings in the faithful, while the unfaithful are slowly turned into dust.

The next chapter will be born, and the mystery of that which has been plagued will finally be brought in front of the ignorant and the wave of rejuvenation will be upon us.

The corrupt will fall and the hero's will rise, the tyranny will end and the prosperity will fly. Destiny and Fate will no longer control The Prophecy and the choice is yours to make, you will enter a new frontier or fall into the depths of failure depending on the path you choose.

9 days, 2 hours and 43 minutes until the destiny comes true.

Until then, may the period of awakening clense your hearts and change you to the path of righteousness.
OMG reminds me of Donnie Darko now I want to see it again eff you maet!

[Megabyte]

I should watch myself. I remember what happened last time a mod corrected Moose in his own thread :|

Moose got mocked even more than normal?

[Jeffery]

glam, haha, i think that by now we, meaning the community in a whole, realize that moose is a retard. also, your post wasnt as 'flaming' in nature as realist's post was.

jeff, i thought we had agreed to never bring that subject up again.
Hey bud, you're the one who brought it up, not me.

[green97sierra]

yeah, but i was only trying to help you out with the hooker thing.

[TurtleKaze]

I like how the first interpretation of this thread was "New Unit?" I love this place... Screw work, school, rent and reality.

[iceman2001]

Jeffery- what would you do if you received a box of homemade cookies by mail? Just wondering...

[Jeffery]

Have someone at the office taste them, and if they didn;t die, eat the whole damn batch.

[S_K_O_F]

The plural of hero is heroes.
lol

:bigsmile:

What is the deal with adolescents using overly descriptive, repetitive, largely overblown, way overdramatic vocabulary to describe something that could be said in 1 sentence??? Is this that "Dawsons Creek" syndrome that I have been hearing about?

Seriously...Are the high school literature classes teaching people to speak like this?

No wonder there is such a generation gap!

[Walrus]

mooses post count is 2337, implying that he is too 1337 for you all. us animals rock the house.

[Twelve]

Sure, Moose is full of himself. Sure, he likes the feeling of knowing things that others don't. Sure, everybody who insults him is jealous of that, thereby making themselves no better than Moose.

HOWEVER...

All that aside, I think something cool WILL happen soon.

I'll be there. ;)

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[KBHoleN1]

I like the suspense of the whole thing.

*waits*

[Learz]

Sooo.........
on the 8th of October, at 1:00 p.m.....

"something's" going to happen.

:rolleyes:


I mean, seriously, anything can happen and you will be able to take credit for it.

Guess what!? Sometime in the next 5 years, a new age will come to TAO! It will include a new unit! I'm psychic! Top that....

[Warcow]

Moose didn't mention TAO anywhere in his post . . .

[The Prophet]

I always foresee great future events for the lives of TAO'ers.

[Twelve]

I always foresee great future events for the lives of TAO'ers.

And well, he IS The Prophet, folks. Even if you put no faith in a moose, you must in a prophet.

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[Jonspen]

For once, this, is not shite.

[Glamdring]

Of course it's not shite. The anniversary is coming up. What happened last anniversary.

Geez people, it's not that difficult.

[Wizzy`]

Moose..I love you.

[Learz]

Why is everybody looking at me like that...?

Did anyone even highlight my post?
:confused:

:D

I sure hope its good.

[Megabyte]

Of course it's not shite. The anniversary is coming up. What happened last anniversary.


DR left :cray:

[sooner4life]

And they replaced him with the GA. :bad:

[FryLock]

Moose could (emphasis on could) be talking about that new server that seed or tuff or someone has been rumored to be putting together.

I don't claim to have ANY knowledge about this thing at all, except that it may exist, and that it really won't be much different from the TAO that we know.

Anyway, that's just a guess based on vague and unsubstantiated 3rd-hand rumors. So take it for what it's worth.

Or it could just be Moose acting silly and trying to stir up trouble.

[apollo7]

I agree with Frylock, there is a possibility that there is a new server, but then again it could just be heresy.

[Jeffery]

Nah. Tuff has had his own server for a long time. It's just recently that taking it commercial has been announced quietly.

[Jonspen]

Ooooooooooooo. Interesting stuff!

[Warcow]

Nah. Tuff has had his own server for a long time. It's just recently that taking it commercial has been announced quietly.

Yup :)

Our own Zachyfin1234 has been on that server multiple times :)

[The Prophet]

Another server?

Man, I wish I could go there

[Moose]

I can't confirm or deny the existence of that server, lets just say, an "enigma" has been brought up.

Green, again thanks for making me the center of your life again ;).

Zero Hour will occur in 8 days 5 hours and 3 minutes.

[Walrus]

at last, my CAU archive has been recognised and is going to be added to the game! i can taste the success!

[Dromar]

I would like it to be a new unit or some other update to the game. But a new server will still be fun. :)

[KBHoleN1]

I would like it to be a new unit or some other update to the game. But a new server will still be fun. :)
Its people like Dromar here I find to be extremely interesting in their posting. I remember seeing his name, but not for a long time, so I checked it out. Two posts today, last post was 12-04, where he had 5 that month, and 5 posts in 11-04. Then it goes back to 3-04, and he's been a member since Nov 03. How intriguing, where ya been?

[22woger22]

Zero Hour will occur in 8 days 5 hours and 3 minutes.
The world's going to explode?

We need to save the best and brightest of TAO.

[Warcow]

The world's going to explode?

We need to save the best and brightest of TAO.

Sorry Woger, all the seats are taken . . . looks like you'll have to stay behind ;)

[22woger22]

Sorry Woger, all the seats are taken . . . looks like you'll have to stay behind ;)
That's fine. I'll just build an ark.

Okay, I've got a dove, a turtle, a cow, a badger, a clown, a moose and a human.

Now I just need to find some lady friends for them.

[green97sierra]

*looks back from behind the driver's seat*

and guess who'se driving the bus!?

;)

[Warcow]

Now I just need to find some Ewok friends for them.

I'll come on your Ark if you give me Skoffer.

My goal is to repopulate the earth? No problem :cool:

EDIT* Wait . . . how would an ark survive the explosion? I was thinking spaceship Green . . .

[green97sierra]

I'll come on your Ark if you give me Skoffer.

My goal is to repopulate the earth? No problem :cool:

EDIT* Wait . . . how would an ark survive the explosion? I was thinking spaceship Green . . .
spaceship, bus, either way. i'm takin us streight to hell! :D

[22woger22]

EDIT* Wait . . . how would an ark survive the explosion? I was thinking spaceship Green . . .
My ark will have an engine that enables it to fly. It will run on the milk from your teats.

[Warcow]

My ark will have an engine that enables it to fly. It will run on the milk from your teats.

We'd still need to be in space . . . Besides, you'll have to ask Skoffer about my milk, he has legal rights to my ummm . . . teats . . . :o

[22woger22]

Besides, you'll have to ask Skoffer about my milk, he has legal rights to my ummm . . . teats . . . :o
You two should really marry each other.

I'd like to see what the children would look like. :)

[Dromar]

Its people like Dromar here I find to be extremely interesting in their posting. I remember seeing his name, but not for a long time, so I checked it out. Two posts today, last post was 12-04, where he had 5 that month, and 5 posts in 11-04. Then it goes back to 3-04, and he's been a member since Nov 03. How intriguing, where ya been?

I'm from Legends, don't hit me >_<, and just come back to TAO every so often untill I find something new and shiny to distract me, then I get bored of that and come back to forum troll TAO. I usually don't post here just read, so I rarely log in.

You might remember me from the "fake" (they were real in my mind! ^_^) units I posted, or from my TAO smilies?


EDIT: Might remember me because of my really annoying attitude and big head?

[Jonspen]

Hi Dromar!

Wassssa!

I remember j00!

[Dromar]

Who are you again? ;P

Just kidding. How are you Jonspen?

[The Prophet]

Run!

The Legend's trolls are invading us!

[20 Point]

The plural for Moose is just Moose, Jeffery.

Green, go suck a lemon.

Elem, you'll have to wait and see ;).

I blinked when I saw you correcting grammar. Pot, kettle, black.

*Claps for Moose*

[Walrus]

i always feel envious when i create "Disciple Breeders" in Black & White. so i make sure i kill them within about an hour. little bastards.

[EleMENTAL]

That's fine. I'll just build an ark.

Okay, I've got a dove, a turtle, a cow, a badger, a clown, a moose and a human.

Now I just need to find some lady friends for them.

What about a penguin?

[Learz]

Don't forget about the glowing ball!
:p

[Jonspen]

Run!

The Legend's trolls are invading us!

RRRRAAAWWWWRRR!!

Oh and, Dromar, yeah, I'm good, hows life for you?

[Jeffery]

Don't forget about the glowing ball!
:p
Is it your left ball or right ball that glows?

[Learz]

This One! (http://img436.imageshack.us/img436/166/archon7go.jpg)

(I don't know if you've played Starcraft, but....)
:p

[Jeffery]

Just about every day.

And I prefer dark archons, because stealing the other sides builder units makes the game fun as hell.

[Moose]

On another note, Zero Hour will finally show the true side of Moose.

[Jeffery]

Would that be the side with the tail lifted?

[Forest_Archer]

Hmm... a woodland creature will get shot and Moose will turn rabid? What can this zero-hour be? :p

[Learz]

I've already seen your true side, and frankly......
uh.......
lets not go there....

[green97sierra]

moose, if we dont already know the true side of you, why in the hell would this be the side that you want to have portrayed to people spanning across the globe?

[Moose]

I like how green goes out of his way to flame me, it just keeps reinforcing the idea that he really must be envious of me ;).

Actually Forest it was going to be a Hybrid of a Moose and Deer that form a Doose.

[Bottle]

And I prefer dark archons, because stealing the other sides builder units makes the game fun as hell.
Everyone loves an attack force of 4 Battlecruisers, 4 Carriers and 4 Ultralisks :D

[Jeffery]

4???
I run max fleets, thankyouverymuch.

[Bottle]

There's something very satisfying about destroying an entire base with only one group of units :)

[Jeffery]

Sorry, I prefer to just rush the base with 8+ of each major unit, and just let them go in and berserk the defenses.

[Bottle]

Being a turtler rather than a rusher, I prefer to pick at the weak spots with tactical nounce rather than rush my enemy into submission :rolleyes:

[Jeffery]

Well, that and your British. Everyone knows how afraid Brits are to just be straight up about something. They prefer to sneak around the backdoor.

[Bottle]

As opposed to the Americans, who just charge in without any thought of the consequences and no sort of escape strategy if things go wrong?

[Jeffery]

Why do you need an escape strategy when you know you're gonna kick ass?

Only losers plan on losing.

[22woger22]

Why do you need an escape strategy when you know you're gonna kick ass?
In other words, Americans are ignorant.

:)

[Bottle]

I have a specific example in mind, but I won't go there and ruin a perfectly bad thread.

[EleMENTAL]

How many more days left?

[Bottle]

Do you not have a calendar or something? :p

[Learz]

27th.
1 p.m. EST

*holds breath*

[Moose]

5 days, 9 hours and 55 minutes untill Zero Hour.

[Forest_Archer]

hmm... what happens at 11 PM?

[banditto]

Same thing that happens at 10 pm :p

[Forest_Archer]

Heh, yeah. Is there a full moon on that date?

OMG OMG OMG! Were-moose!! (werewolf, get it? Hahahaha)

... :p

[Wizzy`]

Heh, yeah. Is there a full moon on that date?

OMG OMG OMG! Were-moose!! (werewolf, get it? Hahahaha)

... :p

*runs from t3h were-moose*

[Jonspen]

I'm more scared of moose in his original form, rather than the were-moose. The were moose has a nice sweater, normal mouse wants to tear my limb from limb.

[Forest_Archer]

.... A normal mouse wants to tear my limb from limb.

:huh:

Mice do that? You poor soul..

[Moose]

Nah thats Moose hour when I turn into a Were-Moose, it happens in 131 days.

[Twelve]

Why do you need an escape strategy when you know you're gonna kick ass?

Only losers plan on losing.

Hahahaha! Word.

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[Moose]

Hahahaha! Word.

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[WaCk-HeAd]

Jeff and Bottle, you both sound like complete Starcraft noobies, seriously.

Ultra's? Carriers? BCs?
PLEASE!

Dark Archons? Mind Control?

*sigh*

Noobs.

[Learz]

lol.

On money maps, carriers rock. I can get 12 in 10 minutes, and 24 fully upgrade in 15. :p

As for DA's, maelstrom is the onyl good use.

BC's and ultras I don't have much practice with, but they are sure easy to kill :bigsmile:

[Wayfaerer]

An ultra cheap and quick hydra force with afew defilers on the side will destroy carriers, and most anything else without splash!

[WaCk-HeAd]

As a zerg player I definitely back up nubfaerer.

Although there's one thing....

....

*Thinks back of his nightmares about Templars*

Oh how I despise "storm".

[banditto]

Ya, so uhh, how much time left?

1337 posts. vv007!

[Learz]

hydras + defilers = chaos

The best D I've found against them is on maps where there is one narrow entrance to your base, put a line of lots. When the massive force arraives, stasis field the lots. total acces blocked off. While my carriers demolish a sizable portion of his base. He is then split between defending his base (while I build a anti-hydra force) or waiting to attack mine.
:D

[KBHoleN1]

Jeff and Bottle, you both sound like complete Starcraft noobies, seriously.

Ultra's? Carriers? BCs?
PLEASE!

Dark Archons? Mind Control?

*sigh*

Noobs.
As a zerg player I definitely back up nubfaerer.

Although there's one thing....

....

*Thinks back of his nightmares about Templars*

Oh how I despise "storm".
Bitchiness, mood swings, ... I see what's happening here, you lost your Midol again didn't you?

[banditto]

3ish days!

[EleMENTAL]

How much longer now?

[apollo7]

Come on Elemental, what's 3-1. Come on buddy, you can do it! *sigh* Yes, you can use your fingers.

[Jeffery]

All seven of them?

[WaCk-HeAd]

Bitchiness, mood swings, ... I see what's happening here, you lost your Midol again didn't you?

What's Midol? :bigsmile:

[EleMENTAL]

Come on Elemental, what's 3-1. Come on buddy, you can do it! *sigh* Yes, you can use your fingers.

:( Penguins don't have fingers. ko71991 pointed that out to me yesterday while I was trying to use my fingers to count the months. I counted to 13:(

I was devestated when ko told me that I had no fingers:(

[Learz]

I counted to 13
Wow! You counted that high without taking off your socks and shoes!
GJ!

:wink2:

[banditto]

So uhh, day left. Any ideas on what the new unit is :)

[da1n]

It's Bambi :cool:

[cs_zero]

hehe, a pyro killed bambi's mom. :D

[lostandconfused]

Moose is still pompous and rambling about nothing? 0.o

Who'd of thunk. :p

[EleMENTAL]

So uhh, day left. Any ideas on what the new unit is :)
My guess is that egg tuff was working on.

[22woger22]

So uhh, day left. Any ideas on what the new unit is :)
A lying moose?

[KBHoleN1]

It's Johnny Appleseed. End of story.

[Jeffery]

Nah, its going to a a super duper secret new move for the furgy, where he "shrubs" up a disco ball, and everyone starts dancing.

[KBHoleN1]

Nah, its going to a a super duper secret new move for the furgy, where he "shrubs" up a disco ball, and everyone starts dancing.
Do the Hustle *doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot*

[bludhoundz]

Bitchiness, mood swings, ... I see what's happening here, you lost your Midol again didn't you?

..That sounds more like he having PMS and forgot his ridilin.

[EleMENTAL]

So..Is it today?

[Gnosis]

*annoying jepordy music*
...
*taps fingers on desk*
...
*whistles*
..........
..........
Oh come on already!!!!!


Edit: According to Moose's first post, it should happen at Midnight. Ugh...
Edit2: Well in my time zone anyway...

[Learz]

Maybe my forum time setting off, but I think its like.... 15ish minutes.

[Bottle]

12 hours and 15 minutes, actually.

Only now it's 11 hours and 22 minutes.

Incidentally, get that off your siggy. It was merely a lapse of self-control. :nono: :mad: :swoon: :wink2:

[KBHoleN1]

Learz, your clock should have nothing to do with it. Yake what time Moose's first post was made (whatever it says for your time zone) and add 9 days, 2 hours, and 43 minutes to it. For east coast US, it will be at 1 am, for central time zone, it will be midnight (which makes since, because isn't that the time zone TAO is in, central Canadian?).

[Learz]

But if my forum clock is off, the Mooses' post time would be off...
:dry:

[KBHoleN1]

But if my forum clock is off, the Mooses' post time would be off...
:dry:
But its all relative. If your clock is off now, Mosse's post time would be off by the same amount, but the time till zero hour would be the same if you counted from your incorrect clock. It would not match your time zone, granted, but you could still tell that it is 10 hours and 24 minutes away.

[Learz]

Never thought of it that way.
But at least I know its about 10 hours away!

P.S. My clock was off! Fixed it now.:D

[Bottle]

Get that off your sig as well. :p

[Learz]

Fine. Happy now?
:cool:

[Bottle]

Let's see if this works.

Learz sucks!

[Learz]

What works?
:huh:

[Moose]

Zero Hour will occur in 7 hours, 3 minutes,

[22woger22]

Zero Hour will occur in 7 hours, 3 minutes,
Can I do the 10 second countdown?

;)

[Learz]

Moose, will you post at exactly ZH?

[22woger22]

Moose, will you post at exactly ZH?
Nope. He'll be running around the world stark naked screaming that Zero Hour has started.

[green97sierra]

kinda like a nude version of , "the british are coming"?

[Twelve]

Zero Hour will occur in 7 hours, 3 minutes,

Good. Something IS happening.

All hail the coming of the EGG unit!!!

(or so I think)

I probably won't be around until Monday to see whatever it is that happens...if it's HUGE, somebody call me!

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[22woger22]

All hail the coming of the EGG unit!!!

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I didn't know Moose could lay eggs.

[da1n]

Bambi sure doesn't.

[EleMENTAL]

Wow, it is actually happening. I am jittering with excitment!

[Walrus]

would you like a hug?

[deleryn]

Well, if TAO follows the rest of the video game world's development, the new unit will be a female even more scantily-clad than the enchantress. Only five hours and 52 minutes till we find out...

[3pidemiC]

The posessive of Moose is Moose's actually.

But before you attempt to correct someones English, you might want to see what they are saying.
Of course, in a week you'll post some other thread saying how you don;t mean to do these things, but the week after you'll do it again.

Meeses?...

[KG Leader]

As it was in the beginning, the count down has begun for the new generation, the old swept away and reborn as symbols.

The change brings in the faithful, while the unfaithful are slowly turned into dust.

The next chapter will be born, and the mystery of that which has been plagued will finally be brought in front of the ignorant and the wave of rejuvenation will be upon us.

The corrupt will fall and the hero's will rise, the tyranny will end and the prosperity will fly. Destiny and Fate will no longer control The Prophecy and the choice is yours to make, you will enter a new frontier or fall into the depths of failure depending on the path you choose.

9 days, 2 hours and 43 minutes until the destiny comes true.

Until then, may the period of awakening clense your hearts and change you to the path of righteousness.OMG moose OMG!

[Gnosis]

If I had agold account I would be much more enthusiastic about he whole thing.........


If only I could pay for a gold account through a money order.
Dam you paypal!!!!:mad:

[allstarGL]

From listening to moose on rev its sounds like were getting more then one unit...

[Walrus]

If I had agold account I would be much more enthusiastic about he whole thing.........


If only I could pay for a gold account through a money order.
Dam you paypal!!!!:mad:

nonsense. more gold units mean more ways to pwn golds.

[Gnosis]

nonsense. more gold units mean more ways to pwn golds.
True... true...:cool:

[EleMENTAL]

From listening to moose on rev its sounds like were getting more then one unit...
:eek:

[Gnosis]

:eek:
Its like a new generation of Tao is upon us.... *drools

[EleMENTAL]

59 minutes to go

[Warcow]

59 minutes to go

Actually, 4 hours 17 minutes.

[EleMENTAL]

Actually, 4 hours 17 minutes.

shhhh! Im trying to trick him!:wacko:

[Gnosis]

3 hours 2 mins..... *sigh

[Moose]

2 hours and 57 minutes until Zero Hour.

[Walrus]

i hope for your sake that this is good, moosey. otherwise no amount of walrus-rep will outweigh the negs you stand to get.

[Moose]

All I can promise is Zero Hour, I can't promise the updates ;).

[Learz]

i hope for your sake that this is good, moosey. otherwise no amount of walrus-rep will outweigh the negs you stand to get.
I'll join the neg squad....
:wink2:

[tyu]

I think I know what it is and it's not a new unit.

[Moose]

Amazing how no one knows what it actually does yet ;).

[EleMENTAL]

Amazing how no one knows what it actually does yet ;).

uh oh. What it does? are you referring to zero hour, or the new thing

[Learz]

Ehh... I'm going to bed.
Let me know in the morning if I perished or was saved.

[Walrus]

mmmm

3:45 AM...i should stop MSNing and go to bed.

[Office_Shredder]

Ehh... I'm going to bed.
Let me know in the morning if I perished or was saved.

well... I can tell you right now you're going to die.... there's a ninja clinging to the ceiling of your bedroom, ready to slay you when you lie down before you can even react.

[EleMENTAL]

It's only 7:47pm here

[sooner4life]

10:00 p.m. on a Friday, and according to my eternal clock it's 1 hour till ZH.

[Warcow]

10:00 p.m. on a Friday, and according to my eternal clock it's 1 hour till ZH.

2 hours.

[allstarGL]

1 hour 59 mins

[KBHoleN1]

Actually, its 1 hour and 57 minutes, why is this so hard for people to understand?

And Moose, I shall assist Walrus with the pos rep, just in case this backfires and a flock of forumers storms your house.

[tyu]

This will take a while so I'm taking a nap.:)

[Wizzy`]

t3h 1 hour and 56 mins

[Walrus]

4:07 AM

im hitting the hay.

[Bottle]

I'm tempted to neg everyone who posts 1 minute after someone who's just said something like "2 hours left" just to say "1 hour 59 minutes left", but I really can't be bothered. :dry:

[sooner4life]

Actually, its 1 hour and 57 minutes, why is this so hard for people to understand?

And Moose, I shall assist Walrus with the pos rep, just in case this backfires and a flock of forumers storms your house.
:confused:

I thought I got rid of that eternal infection, and after I spent all that money on the surgery. :dry:

[allstarGL]

I'm tempted to neg everyone who posts 1 minute after someone who's just said something like "2 hours left" just to say "1 hour 59 minutes left", but I really can't be bothered. :dry:
Hey in my defense I never saw his post....we posted at the same time!

[Office_Shredder]

4 hours and 32 minutes!

Seed just called me to let me know he was stuck in traffic, so it's coming out a bit late

[Wizzy`]

4 hours and 32 minutes!

Seed just called me to let me know he was stuck in traffic, so it's coming out a bit late

:cray: :cray:

[EleMENTAL]

:cray: :cray:

Lol, do you really belieave him? lol

[Office_Shredder]

I plan on accelerating to .9 the speed of light in order to reduce my relative time until ZH

[Wizzy`]

Lol, do you really belieave him? lol




...Of course not

[22woger22]

Wow, my brain really does suck. I calculated that Zero Hour will occur at 2 P.M Aussie time. But the posts in this thread suggest that Zero Hour will happen at 3 P.M.

Bah, have to wait another hour and a bit. :mad:

[allstarGL]

The one thing that sucks is if it is new units we will be looking at some down time.

[Office_Shredder]

The one thing that sucks is if it is new units we will be looking at some down time.


Better than having to look at your face!



just trying to lighten the mood a little :)

[22woger22]

just trying to lighten the mood a little :)
You could throw me some peanuts and sacrifice your delicious, nutty body to lighten the mood.

[Office_Shredder]

Deshell me you beast of an Aussie!

:p

[22woger22]

Deshell me you beast of an Aussie!

:p
Copycat!

Ah, well. The more the merrier. And my signature DOES enjoy sexy animals or food. The peanut shall sit beside the sexually-confused dove, and the bosom-laden wolf!

My signature's getting too big. It might break the Jeffery Fat-Finger Signature Rule. I wonder how big his three fingers are anyway. . .

[Moose]

27 minutes to zero hour!

[22woger22]

27 minutes to zero hour!
Will you be here at the time of Zero Hour?

[Bottle]

27 minutes to zero hour!
I'm so excited.

[EleMENTAL]

I'm so excited.

OMG ME TO!

[Moose]

13 minutes until Zero Hour, and yes I will be here

[Bottle]

13 minutes until Zero Hour, and yes I will be here
Wrong, 14 minutes. :p

Edit: 13 minutes now. :)

[EleMENTAL]

13 minutes until Zero Hour, and yes I will be here

WOOT!

[Office_Shredder]

I only have to wait 2.3 minutes, do to my extraordinarily high velocity.

Although I calculate that by the time this reaches earth (I'm running off a wireless internet connection naturally), there will only be 2.1 minutes left my time

[Bottle]

High velocity slows time down, not speeds it up.

[Office_Shredder]

Exactly. When 2.3 minutes my time passes by, 13 minutes your time will pass, because I'm moving at a high velocity.

[Bottle]

What velocity are you travelling at?

(That should get him scrambling for his calculator)

[allstarGL]

I hope something happens. I've stayed up to be here for this.

[EleMENTAL]

I hope something happens. I've stayed up to be here for this.

Me to

[Bottle]

Silly you.

*James Bond evil russian scientist counting down accent* 4 minites, and cown-ting.

[Office_Shredder]

What velocity are you travelling at?

(That should get him scrambling for his calculator)


.984 times the speed of light

[22woger22]

Silly you.

*James Bond evil russian scientist counting down accent* 4 minites, and cown-ting.
T-minus 2 minutes is what they usually say. :)

[EleMENTAL]

1 minute!

[Bottle]

Depends. T-minuses are generally used for evil machine about to blast off into space countdowns, and non-T-minuses are used for bombs and such like.

[sooner4life]

30 seconds...

[allstarGL]

T-minus 2 minutes is what they usually say. :)
I keep thinking your snork! damnit!

[22woger22]

Now what?

Is the world going to explode yet?

Zero Hour has come. . .

[Moose]

Zero Hour!!!!

[Match Strike]

AAAAAAAAAAAnd.... Nada. Suckers.

[Bottle]

So where's the big announcement that Moose and Seed are getting married?

[KBHoleN1]

It's here, it's ZERO HOUR!!! *looks around slowly*

[deleryn]

I just thought of something. Wouldn't the forums be the *_last_* place that somebody tells us about the changes?

[Office_Shredder]

T minus yo momma!

[22woger22]

Zero Hour!!!!
Anything going to happen?

[EleMENTAL]

*lines up to neg moose* God damnit moose, nothing happened!!

[22woger22]

Just checked the "Who's online" list.

Moose is making a new thread. . . For something. . .

Should be posted soon.

[Office_Shredder]

NEW UNIT ARRIVES IN REVELATION!
All gold accounts have had a new unit, the fire golem, released for their accounts on the Revelation server. They will be released on the three main servers pending an analysis of the fire golem's playability on the Revelation server, and making sure any bugs involving its perma-burn ability are cleared up. We ask all golds to send in a ticket describing any bugs they encounter with the fire golem, as it has not been extensively tested in order for an earlier release

Right off the front page!

[Bottle]

I'm not even going to check it, I just know OS is trying to find out how many people will fall for it...

[Moose]

It's not a joke, IT'S REALITY!!!!!

t-minus +6 minutes after Zero Hour.

[KBHoleN1]

I'm not even going to check it, I just know OS is trying to find out how many people will fall for it...
I might have, if I hadn't just checked the front page for updates already. :dry:

[Bottle]

t-minus +6 minutes after Zero Hour.
= T-plus 6 minutes. :dry:

[green97sierra]

alright, nearly twelve hours later, what the hell happened?

[da1n]

alright, nearly twelve hours later, what the hell happened?
Seed owned Moose :p

[Moose]

Seed owned Moose :p


SHHHHHHHHHHH!

[Learz]

I had the oddest dream last night...
Something about a ninja and my Glock....
:confused:
:bigsmile:

[Dromar]

It's like I've been telling you Moose when Seed shows you up obey the sig of power! ;) :P

\/ \/ \/

[Jeffery]

http://webhostingtalk.com/showthread.php?t=454727

Just wanted to let Moose see where he should host his website.
Notice the pretty thread title.

[Twelve]

Alright Moose...

...I come back from my weekend hoping for something, and there's nothing.

I'm with the rest of the pack now...

..Shut-up if you've got nothing to say. I can't believe I allowed you to waste my time with this.

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[Moose]

I never actually said that there would be any updates did I? ;).


You just assumed Zero Hour was related to TAO ;).

Anyways Zero Hour has occured and something has changed, i'll let you try and find it :D.

[Twelve]

I never actually said that there would be any updates did I? ;).


You just assumed Zero Hour was related to TAO ;).

Anyways Zero Hour has occured and something has changed, i'll let you try and find it :D.


Moose, you love this. You know, I didn't have a problem with you loving the attention because I actually thought you could back it up...kind of like I don't mind a trash-talker if they bring it. But you're not bringing anything...

I backed you up but no more. Whatever riddles you have, may you enjoy them in your own mind...


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[Moose]

Alright, here's the "non-flashed up" version of Zero Hour, basically the anniversery updates were supposed to be out on legends for the 29th, Seed said he would be doing them, however he hasn't contacted anyone related to TAO affairs for the past few days so the updates never came, I thought it would be some nice tease and then actually have the update but Seed apprently is M.I.A.

So sorry for getting your hopes up, the updates are there, they just haven't been implemented.

Still, I never directly said in the post Zero Hour was related to TAO, the fact that the 2 year anniversery and digis going online could really just be considered a coincidence ;).

Still, sorry that Zero Hour didn't prevail as I had planned.

[Twelve]

I guess I'll try to forgive you. :dry:

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[Jeffery]

Unless you come up with a Moose website, we'll no longer clap our hands and bring you back to life.

[S_K_O_F]

Alright, here's the "non-flashed up" version of Zero Hour, basically the anniversery updates were supposed to be out on legends for the 29th, Seed said he would be doing them, however he hasn't contacted anyone related to TAO affairs for the past few days so the updates never came, I thought it would be some nice tease and then actually have the update but Seed apprently is M.I.A.

So sorry for getting your hopes up, the updates are there, they just haven't been implemented.

Still, I never directly said in the post Zero Hour was related to TAO, the fact that the 2 year anniversery and digis going online could really just be considered a coincidence ;).

Still, sorry that Zero Hour didn't prevail as I had planned.

Maybe next time, you shouldn't even bother.

And all of the idiot n00bs that actually got excited in this thread...
HAVE YOU NOT FIGURED OUT YET THAT MOOSE IS A FRAUD???

[Twelve]

I wouldn't call Moose a fraud...just like I wouldn't call anyone who believed him to be an idiotic n00b, just like I don't see how you come close to having the right to make such judgements. Your post baffles me.

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[S_K_O_F]

I wouldn't call Moose a fraud...just like I wouldn't call anyone who believed him to be an idiotic n00b, just like I don't see how you come close to having the right to make such judgements. Your post baffles me.

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Sorry.

I guess my wording hit too close to home.

Let me rephrase. I do not understand why anyone gets excited or gets there hopes up when moose pulls crap like this. I would have thought by now that people would have learned to not take him so seriously.

blah blah blah...*lots of BS about why moose should just keep his insider knowledge to himself* ...blah blah blah

[20 Point]

*claps for Moose*

http://www.tacticsarena.com/forum/showpost.php?p=565458&postcount=19

[Warcow]

I never actually said that there would be any updates did I? ;).


You just assumed Zero Hour was related to TAO ;).

Anyways Zero Hour has occured and something has changed, i'll let you try and find it :D.

Moose didn't mention TAO anywhere in his post . . .

:dry: