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Office_Shredder
10-22-2005, 11:25 PM
Having challenged Hornet to a "taking of the problem to the outside," so to speak, I realized that the proverbial "outside" I referenced did not, in fact, actually exist on these boards. As such, I hereby proclaim this thread the official "outside", where all fights that are taken "outside" may preside.
I have no clue what people should actually post here, it just seems like this is an important social development that the TAO forums must be exposed to
22woger22
10-22-2005, 11:26 PM
You don't have the power to do this!

Wanna take this outside, bub?
Office_Shredder
10-22-2005, 11:30 PM
You just did. *cue dramatic fight music*

I play.... Dark Magician! And Blue-white Eyeball Dragon! And a trap card! And I attack!!!! HAH!! I can feel the Yu-Gi-Oh power coursing through my veins!
22woger22
10-22-2005, 11:31 PM
You just did. *cue dramatic fight music*

I play.... Dark Magician! And Blue-white Eyeball Dragon! And a trap card! And I attack!!!! HAH!! I can feel the Yu-Gi-Oh power coursing through my veins!
These cards are fake. . .
Office_Shredder
10-22-2005, 11:33 PM
Tell that to my magic card: Instant Obliteration! Your Yu-Gi-Oh deck has been obliterated! My turn... *gives a thumbs down* ...is over
HorNeT
10-22-2005, 11:36 PM
*sends out pikachu*
I got yo back woger
Office_Shredder
10-22-2005, 11:38 PM
No! Not pikachu!
*draws his card*
AHA! I play.... earthquake! All monsters take 10 damage! Your pikachus has been defeated, and you lose 200 life points! And then I play another trap card!

MUHWAHAHAHAHAH!! With my card playing skills, I will take over the world!
Tama Drummer
10-22-2005, 11:56 PM
*rolls dice*
HorNeT
10-23-2005, 12:00 AM
what does dice have to do with any of this?!

*draws card*
yes a monster reborn!
*plays card*
pika pika!
*plays trap card and discombobulates O_S's pokemon*
Tama Drummer
10-23-2005, 12:02 AM
what does dice have to do with any of this?!

Cause I rolled a four and now everyone's dead cause 4 = dead.
Soda
10-23-2005, 12:34 AM
OMG! who fights like this?? What happened to the guns, swords and other weapons...?
Fallin_Demon
10-23-2005, 12:48 AM
OMG! who fights like this?? What happened to the guns, swords and other weapons...?
*Rolls dice* 4! Kills Soda.
*Pfft* worthless sword!
***Duo***
10-23-2005, 12:53 AM
No! Not pikachu!
*draws his card*
AHA! I play.... earthquake! All monsters take 10 damage! Your pikachus has been defeated, and you lose 200 life points! And then I play another trap card!

MUHWAHAHAHAHAH!! With my card playing skills, I will take over the world!

I play Jesus.

He instantly cruxifixes YOU!!
You lose 10 Bagillion Life Points.
I then play Fluffy Maggot for no apparent reason. Just to show how much I own. I guess.


-Duo
Soda
10-23-2005, 12:57 AM
You will never learn...
***Duo***
10-23-2005, 01:01 AM
You will never learn...

I'm going to drink you till' you die.
That's MY style of combat.


-Duo
HorNeT
10-23-2005, 01:05 AM
Don't make me send out pikachu on you.
Soda
10-23-2005, 01:06 AM
No come back..
22woger22
10-23-2005, 01:38 AM
OMG! who fights like this?? What happened to the guns, swords and other weapons...?
Shush, before my pikachu gives you a shock to remember!
Jeffery
10-23-2005, 01:42 AM
http://img453.imageshack.us/img453/9941/pika5el.th.jpg (http://img453.imageshack.us/my.php?image=pika5el.jpg)
HorNeT
10-23-2005, 01:43 AM
my pikachu. :(
Soda
10-23-2005, 01:47 AM
Check mate!
22woger22
10-23-2005, 01:47 AM
Check mate!
Ah, well.

"Squirtle, bubblebeam, NOW!"
Soda
10-23-2005, 01:58 AM
Your squirtle hasn't learnt bubble beam yet.. :confused:
HorNeT
10-23-2005, 02:00 AM
*gay sound comes on*
WTF fool your fly ass pikachu evolve bitch!
Now that hoe turned into a Riachu fool!
Now you can peice up some punk ass clown!



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Soda
10-23-2005, 02:03 AM
No comment...
HorNeT
10-23-2005, 02:21 AM
No comment...
then why did you post?
Soda
10-23-2005, 02:27 AM
I posted to tell you that i have no comment...
HorNeT
10-23-2005, 02:35 AM
ok, thank you for your no comment.
Soda
10-23-2005, 02:41 AM
Just for you...
speaker4thedead
10-23-2005, 09:11 AM
MUwhahaha Office i got your number now.
Used the magic card "Call of Hitler and the Nazis".

Your turn :cool:
Forest_Archer
10-23-2005, 09:21 AM
Oh no.. Hornet.. Pikachu... fainted? FULL HEAL! Muahahahaha.

Charizard you can do this! *scorch*

*he gets walloped by random squirrel*

DANG YOU, WOODLAND CREATURE, DANG YOU!
speaker4thedead
10-23-2005, 09:24 AM
Oh no.. Hornet.. Pikachu... fainted? FULL HEAL! Muahahahaha.

Charizard you can do this! *scorch*

*he gets walloped by random squirrel*

DANG YOU, WOODLAND CREATURE, DANG YOU!
so my squirrel did its job :cool:
Office_Shredder
10-23-2005, 09:36 AM
I play the Uber One of a Kind Legendary Card of Dark Destruction!
Forest_Archer
10-23-2005, 09:37 AM
I play the Uber One of a Kind Legendary Card of Dark Destruction!

Gasp!

*crumples card*

What now. Punk.
Office_Shredder
10-23-2005, 09:39 AM
You can't do that! The power of the cards is within me! Nothing can stop me now!
*focuses*
*card slowly unravels, and begins to glow*

You have thirty seconds to live. *walks out with dramatic twirl of his overly long, clearly out of date trench coat*
HorNeT
10-23-2005, 11:29 AM
I play Blue Eyes Shit dragon!
Mauhahahaha go shit dragon!
shit on them all!!!!
except for woger and forest
WHAT NOW?!
HorNeT
10-23-2005, 07:44 PM
bump

this is not spam!

I will use this post and add somthing else :)
ironhorse123
10-23-2005, 07:47 PM
You can't do that! The power of the cards is within me! Nothing can stop me now!
*focuses*
*card slowly unravels, and begins to glow*

You have thirty seconds to live. *walks out with dramatic twirl of his overly long, clearly out of date trench coat*

MUHAHAHAHAHAAHH
You can't stop the Spam Dragon.

*throws poke-ball*
Go, Spam Dragon!!!!! :cool:
Office_Shredder
10-23-2005, 08:09 PM
I choose you, pikasnarr!

Pikasnarr, lightning bolt! Spam dragon has been knocked out! Pikasnarr wins!
HorNeT
10-23-2005, 08:13 PM
*shit dragon shits on pikasnarr before he can attack spam*

w00t! what now!
HorNeT
10-23-2005, 08:46 PM
I challenge dirka to a duel!
Office_Shredder
10-23-2005, 08:46 PM
Pikasnarr dodges with his quick attack
dirka dirka
10-23-2005, 08:47 PM
I challenge dirka to a duel!
Good, cause.. good.
Wizzy`
10-23-2005, 08:48 PM
*sends out Batterfly*

I dunno what he does..but Snarr made him sound cool..

Attack Batterfly!!
Time to du-du-du-du-duel!
HorNeT
10-23-2005, 08:55 PM
Good, cause.. good.
I send out bluntman! dirka's biggest weakness!
dirka dirka
10-23-2005, 08:56 PM
I send out bluntman! dirka's biggest weakness!
Anti-Bluntman (x100)

Cast: WOOOHO!
HorNeT
10-23-2005, 08:57 PM
Anti-Bluntman (x100)

Cast: WOOOHO!
you know you can resist the bong! plays bong card.
Office_Shredder
10-23-2005, 08:57 PM
I play a trap card: Undercover drug bust!

All drugs, and all players who played them, are taken to the police station for three turns
dirka dirka
10-23-2005, 08:58 PM
you know you can resist the bong! plays bong card.
::gives into bong, however points out its a good thing::

::throws acid on hornet::
HorNeT
10-23-2005, 08:59 PM
woo-hoo

*starts trippin on acid*

o shit man....
HorNeT
10-23-2005, 08:59 PM
I play a trap card: Undercover drug bust!

All drugs, and all players who played them, are taken to the police station for three turns
you have no say in this battle. This is between Dirka and I. :mad:
Jeffery
10-23-2005, 09:00 PM
I play a trap card: Undercover drug bust!

All drugs, and all players who played them, are taken to the police station for three turns
I hereby play the Frylock card.

Due to the police not reading the drugged players their rights, all charges are dropped.
Office_Shredder
10-23-2005, 09:00 PM
It's a card designed to affect games besides your own
dirka dirka
10-23-2005, 09:00 PM
Due to the police not reading the drugged players their rights, all charges are dropped.
Happen to me once :) That is a good card to play.
HorNeT
10-23-2005, 09:02 PM
shaddup you!

*stabs dirka with heroin needle*
Office_Shredder
10-23-2005, 09:02 PM
I play the Bush Court Reorganization:
Among a number of effects, it revokes the Miranda decision
dirka dirka
10-23-2005, 09:03 PM
shaddup you!

*stabs dirka with heroin needle*
eheheh, no.. i don't touch that shit
Jeffery
10-23-2005, 09:04 PM
I play the Bush Court Reorganization:
Among a number of effects, it revokes the Miranda decision
I play the Assassin Card.
With Bush gone, the government returns to a normal state, where loony laws are revoked.
HorNeT
10-23-2005, 09:05 PM
eheheh, no.. i don't touch that shit
you dont touch it I make you touch it!
Jeffery
10-23-2005, 09:06 PM
you dont touch it I make you touch it!
Did your priest tell you that?
dirka dirka
10-23-2005, 09:07 PM
you dont touch it I make you touch it!
NO!! I WON'T!! :eek:
HorNeT
10-23-2005, 09:07 PM
Did your priest tell you that?
no some white guy from never neverland.
Jeffery
10-23-2005, 09:08 PM
no some white guy from never neverland.
Dirka Dirka?
HorNeT
10-23-2005, 09:10 PM
Somthing like that. he had some weird tasting drink....it burned my mouth....it was a sleep over.
dirka dirka
10-23-2005, 09:11 PM
Dirka Dirka?
I love you, man. Actually, I didn't like you (in general, 50 year old hippie that never did drugs and worked at a tv station).. until I found out that you did do drugs. Now, I love you, cause you're real.
Jeffery
10-23-2005, 09:17 PM
I'm not 50. I have never "worked" at a TV station.

And yeah, I don;t currently do drugs.
dirka dirka
10-23-2005, 09:17 PM
I'm not 50. I have never "worked" at a TV station.

And yeah, I don;t currently do drugs.
work.. for free.. how do you spell that v word?

wait.. thats.. well, still.. a little real.. GIR!
HorNeT
10-23-2005, 09:18 PM
I'm not 50. I have never "worked" at a TV station.

And yeah, I don;t currently do drugs.
uh! I dont even know who you are anymore! *storms off crying*
Wizzy`
10-24-2005, 10:35 AM
uh! I dont even know who you are anymore! *storms off crying*

*gives cookie to Hornet*
"Better now?"
Swartzstrom
10-24-2005, 11:36 AM
And yeah, I don;t currently do drugs.

And yeah, I don't currently do drugs.


^_^
HorNeT
10-24-2005, 06:22 PM
*gives cookie to Hornet*
"Better now?"
:yes3:
Office_Shredder
10-24-2005, 09:19 PM
Aah! Why did everyone start talking about cookies?

I play the cookie monster!

The card text reads: Cookies are a sometimes food.

Damn! Wrong edition
22woger22
10-25-2005, 01:34 AM
^_^
His apostrophe button is faulty. Want to take this outside, Swartz?
Jeffery
10-25-2005, 01:58 AM
^_^
I don;t use the ' button. It;s evil. Everytime someone uses it, an angel gets its wings.

And there's enough damn angels to shoot down already.
22woger22
10-25-2005, 02:01 AM
I don;t use the ' button. It;s evil. Everytime someone uses it, an angel gets its wings.

And there's enough damn angels to shoot down already.
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I just want to give Jeffery more trouble. :)
Fallin_Demon
10-31-2005, 07:13 PM
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I just want to give Jeffery more trouble. :)
* Locks and loads Gatts* :butcher: I got ur back jeffery:*diablo:
3pidemiC
10-31-2005, 10:54 PM
OMG! who fights like this?? What happened to the guns, swords and other weapons...?

*pulls out a gun kills Soda and continues to play cards*
22woger22
11-01-2005, 04:24 AM
* Locks and loads Gatts* :butcher: I got ur back jeffery:*diablo:
You got his back. But I'll crack your back.
Fallin_Demon
11-01-2005, 04:06 PM
You got his back. But I'll crack your back.
Kinda feals like it right now. I took a hard hit to the face in basketball practice today. I have a minor concussion, split lip, my teeth are all messed up, and my gums are like mualed. (about 3/8th's of an inch of my gums are gone in my front teeth) So a crack to the back might take my mind off the pain.;)
*pulls out gun kills Soda and continues to play cards*
I already killed him. :p

EDIT: My 200th post!